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Title: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 04:58:07 AM
Just over a week to go, time to get this thread started. :contract:

Everyone gets four votes in the poll, I've added the usual suspects plus Belgium, Colombia and Chile as dark horses.
And the USA, because they've been given such a weak group  :P


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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 03, 2014, 05:05:38 AM
Allez les bleus! :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 03, 2014, 05:08:09 AM
I chose Brazil and Argentina from the South America division which I think will do very well, and then Spain because Spain. 4th pick went to France but neither them nor Germany, England, Netherlands, Portugal, Belgium, or Italy will have the stamina to go all the way.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 03, 2014, 05:14:00 AM
England. Duh.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 05:48:01 AM
If I had read the news first I could have taken Colombia out of the poll. <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 03, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Don't forget:

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 03, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Don't forget:

http://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=91653

Ah, yes. I've added it to the first post.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 03, 2014, 06:24:16 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 05:48:01 AM
If I had read the news first I could have taken Colombia out of the poll. <_<

I've been buried in Danish politics all morning, why not Columbia anymore?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 03, 2014, 06:27:29 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 03, 2014, 05:05:38 AM
Allez les bleus! :frog:

Ribéry is injured and timely recovery is doubtful. Not that he was important,much less decisive, for the French squad anyways.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2014, 06:40:52 AM
Voted for Brazil, Spain, Germany and the USA!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 03, 2014, 06:53:56 AM
External Front: Oh how I'd love a remake of the Maracanazo  :menace:

Internal Front: Italian coach Prandelli left out of the 23 Giuseppe Rossi, because he did not fully recover from the double knee injury he suffered this year; and Riccardo Montolivo, who broke a leg during the last friendly match against Eire just days ago.
Right now, defense and midfield are a mix of old veterans of the 2006 campaign and young prospects - Buffon, Barzagli, Pirlo, De Rossi, Verratti, Marchisio are the top players; attack is still in development, because Balotelli is unable to give consistency to his play, the others (Cerci, Immobile, Insigne) have little to no international experience, Cassano has played a great season but he's not really consistent, too.
The main problem is on the wings, where oldtimers of the Azzurri did not have a great season, and youngsters have little experience.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 03, 2014, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 03, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Don't forget:

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It's possible to choose our options up to just before the start of the match, isn't it?

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 03, 2014, 06:24:16 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 05:48:01 AM
If I had read the news first I could have taken Colombia out of the poll. <_<

I've been buried in Danish politics all morning, why not Columbia anymore?

Falcao is out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 03, 2014, 07:04:12 AM
It's a World Cup in Brazil....Uruguay!

I cheer for, in order, England, France, Underdog #1

Fuck Italy, Fuck Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 03, 2014, 02:36:01 PM
I would love to see a Brazil vs. Argentina Final.  I called Argentina to win.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 03, 2014, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 03, 2014, 06:53:56 AM
Right now, defense and midfield are a mix of old veterans of the 2006 campaign and young prospects - Buffon, Barzagli, Pirlo, De Rossi, Verratti, Marchisio are the top players;
Is Pirlo still at the top of his game?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 03, 2014, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 03, 2014, 06:56:07 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 03, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Don't forget:

http://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=91653
It's possible to choose our options up to just before the start of the match, isn't it?

L.

Yes. Doesnt' hurt to place them in in case you forget, but yeah you can change them right till game time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 03, 2014, 06:44:26 PM
USA.  We have drone air support.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 03, 2014, 08:17:10 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 03, 2014, 06:24:16 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 03, 2014, 05:48:01 AM
If I had read the news first I could have taken Colombia out of the poll. <_<

I've been buried in Danish politics all morning, why not Columbia anymore?

Injury.

Seems to be a lot of that going around.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 04, 2014, 02:26:39 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 03, 2014, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 03, 2014, 06:53:56 AM

Right now, defense and midfield are a mix of old veterans of the 2006 campaign and young prospects - Buffon, Barzagli, Pirlo, De Rossi, Verratti, Marchisio are the top players;
Is Pirlo still at the top of his game?
Yes, he's still in very good form, although not a young prospect anymore, being 34 y.o. Still, he's been playing as a deep lying playmaker for Juventus for the last three years, and led them to three back to back Serie A titles. Supported by a couple of good box-to-box midfielders, like Vidal and Pogba, he played a great season.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 04, 2014, 03:16:33 PM
I didnt need 4 picks to get it right.  I only picked Brazil.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 05, 2014, 07:12:50 AM
It's a really long shot, but if Croatia get out of the group, then with the in-form players of Modric, Rakitic, Mandzukic and Kovacic, there's a unit capable of scoring a lot of goals, dominating possession and creating a few surprises.

What will happen, however, is a great (losing) performance against Brazil followed by incomprehensible capitulations to Mexico and Cameroon.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 05, 2014, 01:41:26 PM
Mexico are shit. Croatia should win.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 05, 2014, 06:19:16 PM
Choose your own world cup all-time greatest team:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-27699398 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-27699398)

and have it rated against others, here's mine and yes I know I was biasing it towards attacking football:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-27699398#001016025023054069076071086103100 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-27699398#001016025023054069076071086103100)

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 05, 2014, 06:45:38 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/world-cup-2014-cristiano-ronaldo-injury-caused-by-ghanas-most-influential-witch-doctor-named-the-devil-of-wednesday-9491252.html

QuoteWorld Cup 2014: Cristiano Ronaldo injury 'caused' by Ghana's most influential witch doctor named the 'Devil of Wednesday'

The Portuguese FA have confirmed that Ronaldo is suffering from two injuries with Nana Kwaku Bonsam claiming he cursed the forward back in February

Cristiano Ronaldo's knee injury that has threatened his World Cup participation has been caused by Ghana's most influential witch doctor, it has been claimed.

Nana Kwaku Bonsam predicted earlier this year that the Ballon d'Or winner would miss the 2014 World Cup in Brazil due to injury. Having waited the best part of four months for the World Cup to come around, Bonsam's prediction suddenly appeared a very realistic one after the Portuguese FA confirmed that the Real Madrid forward has two separate injuries.

The statement confirmed that Ronaldo is suffering from tendinosis in his left knee, as well as a muscular problem in his left thigh. Having already missed Portugal's international friendly against Greece last weekend, he is expected to sit out the first of two World Cup warm-up friendlies against Mexico on Saturday, with his participation in the second fixture against the Republic of Ireland on Tuesday also in doubt.

With Ghana set to meet Portugal in their final Group G fixture on 26 June, Bonsam – whose name translates to the 'Devil of Wednesday' – claims to have conjured a special spirit from the gods using four dogs, several leaves and a concoction of powders placed around an image and a caricature of the Champions League winner.


Speaking to Kumasi-based radio station Angel FM, Bonsam said: "I know what Cristiano Ronaldo's injury is about, I'm working on him.

"I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.

Bonsam serves at the Kofioo Kofi shrine and predicted in February that Ronaldo would be struck down by injury for the showpiece tournament, and he even predicted that the 29-year-old will pick up another injury before the tournament gets underway.

He added: "I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World up or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury."
      
      
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 05, 2014, 06:49:59 PM
He's doing the Lord's work.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 06, 2014, 09:45:42 AM
The Gold Coast marabout seems to be very efficient, but against Ribéry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2650738/Franck-Ribery-World-Cup-Schneiderlin-called-France-squad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2650738/Franck-Ribery-World-Cup-Schneiderlin-called-France-squad.html)

QuoteFranck Ribéry out of World Cup as Southampton's Morgan Schneiderlin is called up to France squad for Brazil
Ribéry is out of the World Cup after failing to recover from back injury
Didier Deschamps revealed Ribéry and Clement Grenier were out of squad
Lyon midfielder Grenier missed training today after injury on Thursday
Schneiderlin and Montpellier's Rémy Cabella called up from reserve list
Coach Didier Deschamps has already replaced goalkeeper Steve Mananda
France's star man Franck Ribéry is out for the World Cup after failing to recover from a back injury.

Ribéry, as well as Lyon midfielder Clément Grenier, have both been forced to pull out of the squad.

Bayern Munich winger Ribéry has been struggling to recover from a back injury and had only been able to follow an individual fitness programme until he joined the squad for training today.

PS : Ribéry's "French-speaking" skills will be sorely missed as well. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 06, 2014, 09:50:04 AM
The list of absent players is growing  :(

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 06, 2014, 10:08:58 AM
Germany still has question marks for Lahm and Schweinsteiger... :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 06, 2014, 10:18:46 AM
We're also unsure about Diego Costa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 06, 2014, 10:46:31 AM
They really should do as that physician said and move it to August instead of having it right after the season endings.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 06, 2014, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 06, 2014, 10:46:31 AM
They really should do as that physician said and move it to August instead of having it right after the season endings.

Yeah, the clubs would love that.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 06, 2014, 03:08:18 PM
At any rate I need another avatar. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 06, 2014, 03:10:19 PM
The good ol' times.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 06, 2014, 03:48:05 PM
It's six of one half a dozen of the other. Not sure what the solution is. Obviously players at the top level are simply playing too much football.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 06, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Reus, the one offensive player that was in excellent form for Germany, injured his ankle in the last test game. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 06, 2014, 05:26:10 PM
Well, that witch doctor sure is effective.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 07, 2014, 03:21:05 AM
Looks like Reus can't make it to the WC. Too bad, he was the best offensive player we had this season.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 07, 2014, 03:54:20 AM
Voted Brazil, and I hope for a final against either Uruguay or Argentina, then a small war afterwards. Okay, a different war than Brazil currently is fighting against its own people.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 07, 2014, 04:11:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZzJxWbWXtY
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 07, 2014, 04:59:22 AM
Quite impressive, I'd say.  :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 07, 2014, 06:08:03 PM
This is our year. I feel it. It's our time now to show the world how far we've come.


http://youtu.be/dZQwKVspiMA

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRHLlLJ6.gif&hash=bce5b32b2bd24140ab7f6e1d7bb91ad6112e7f64)




America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!



http://youtu.be/TZmh6ovEWxc


USA! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 07, 2014, 06:21:44 PM
About as likely to win it as England.

I spunked all my tips already in the Languish pool.

I expect around a 60 % return.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 08, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
La France gagné contre la Jamaïque 8-0! Trés magnifique! Vive Deschamps, vive la France! :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 08, 2014, 07:39:19 PM
Zut alors!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 09, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
John Oliver tears into FIFA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJEt2KU33I
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 11:58:41 AM
Two Brazillians were at our house over the weekend, and will be in Canada for another couple of weeks (thus missing the start of the World Cup).

It's only two people, but I think it goes to the lack of enthusiasm that country is showing for hosting what is supposed to be one of sport's greatest events.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 12:13:30 PM
Brazilians not excited about soccer?  Not sure how to compute that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 09, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 11:58:41 AM
Two Brazillians were at our house over the weekend, and will be in Canada for another couple of weeks (thus missing the start of the World Cup).

It's only two people, but I think it goes to the lack of enthusiasm that country is showing for hosting what is supposed to be one of sport's greatest events.

Two people do not a lack of enthusiasm show.

I think you underestimate. I mean there's always the one doctor out of 10 who doesnt' recommend Colgate...or the one scientist out of 1000 who doesn't believe in climate change. Freaks abound.

On Thursday afternoon every Brazilian with a TV set is going to be watching the world cup game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:28:19 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 09, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 11:58:41 AM
Two Brazillians were at our house over the weekend, and will be in Canada for another couple of weeks (thus missing the start of the World Cup).

It's only two people, but I think it goes to the lack of enthusiasm that country is showing for hosting what is supposed to be one of sport's greatest events.

Two people do not a lack of enthusiasm show.

I think you underestimate. I mean there's always the one doctor out of 10 who doesnt' recommend Colgate...or the one scientist out of 1000 who doesn't believe in climate change. Freaks abound.

On Thursday afternoon every Brazilian with a TV set is going to be watching the world cup game.

We'll see.  Even from news reports there's been a lot of mixed to negative reports coming out of Brazil about the World Cup.

Don't get me wrong - if Brazil wins the Cup there'll be parties in the streets.  But just hosting the games themselves is looking less and less impressive (and less and less worth the costs)...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
In fairness the same happened with the UK in 2012. The week before the Opening Ceremony everyone was down about the Olympics - remember Romney wondering about the enthusiasm. Then it started and :wub: :mmm: :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 12:40:19 PM
I will always remember those opening Ceremonies.  Henry was born that afternoon and right after I saw him to the infant care room I walked out into the waiting room and they started.  I was so emotional when they started singing the hymn for each British nation I kept tearing up  :lol: :Embarrass:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
In fairness the same happened with the UK in 2012. The week before the Opening Ceremony everyone was down about the Olympics - remember Romney wondering about the enthusiasm. Then it started and :wub: :mmm: :w00t:

The week before London 2012 the London underground wasn't paralyzed by strikes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
If Brazil can't pull off the World Cup in decent form, the Olympics have to be a bit concerned. At least Brazilians care about and do well in soccer.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
The week before London 2012 the London underground wasn't paralyzed by strikes.
No. But they nearly were. The deal to avert Tube strikes during the games was reached a couple of months before they started and the bus drivers only reached a deal a month before.

Edit: Actually there was a bus strike 3 days before the Opening Ceremonies and a deal was reached in the last 2 days.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
In fairness the same happened with the UK in 2012. The week before the Opening Ceremony everyone was down about the Olympics - remember Romney wondering about the enthusiasm. Then it started and :wub: :mmm: :w00t:

The week before London 2012 the London underground wasn't paralyzed by strikes.

This kind of hand wringing happens every time a country is hosting one of these big events.  Everybody is terrified they are going to look bad on the international stage after blowing a billion tax dollars on it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:59:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:41:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
In fairness the same happened with the UK in 2012. The week before the Opening Ceremony everyone was down about the Olympics - remember Romney wondering about the enthusiasm. Then it started and :wub: :mmm: :w00t:

The week before London 2012 the London underground wasn't paralyzed by strikes.

This kind of hand wringing happens every time a country is hosting one of these big events.  Everybody is terrified they are going to look bad on the international stage after blowing a billion tax dollars on it.

"a" billion tax dollars?

Try 14 billion.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 01:02:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 12:59:21 PM
"a" billion tax dollars?

Try 14 billion.

Point still stands.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 01:27:20 PM
Just once I want to see a World Cup or Olympics turn into a total disaster. We always get these predictions, and it has never happened (ignoring terrorist events).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 01:28:16 PM
Montreal?

South Africa was pretty shit too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 01:28:36 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 01:27:20 PM
Just once I want to see a World Cup or Olympics turn into a total disaster. We always get these predictions, and it has never happened (ignoring terrorist events).

I don't know.  Even not considering the bombing the 1996 Olympics seemed like a flop.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 09, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
What was wrong with South Africa?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 01:28:16 PM
South Africa was pretty shit too.

Were the vuvuzelas really that bad? 

The answer is yes, the question was rhetorical.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 09, 2014, 01:33:17 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 01:28:16 PM
Montreal?

South Africa was pretty shit too.

It did start a 3 olympic cycle of boycotting and seems to be the first Olympic where the stadiums end up empty & decrepit after the games.

Rio 2016 is going to be so bad.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 01:37:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2014, 01:28:36 PM
I don't know.  Even not considering the bombing the 1996 Olympics seemed like a flop.

Fuck you. There were awesome. Mohammed Ali lighting the torch, Michael Johnson in gold shoes...best ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 01:40:29 PM
And the 94 World Cup featured Diana Ross missing a penalty :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2014, 01:41:14 PM
They seemed successful at the time, but a mere 10 years later the 2004 Athens games are seen as a gigantic boondoggle for the Greek people.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 09, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 09, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
John Oliver tears into FIFA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJEt2KU33I

I love that show.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 09, 2014, 04:46:39 PM
The WC is certainly big in Argentina:

http://www.thestar.com/business/economy/2014/06/09/argentinas_world_cup_frenzy_threatens_efforts_to_stabilize_peso.html
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2014, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 08, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
La France a gagné 8-0 contre la Jamaïque ! Magnifique ! Vive Deschamps, vive la France ! :frog:

L'équipe de France est-elle la championne du monde des matches amicaux ?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 09, 2014, 04:56:03 PM
J'ai aucune idee.  Mai a mon avis la question plus pressante est si Sylie est a la piscine ou au biblioteque.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Anyone want to go in on flag bikinis? I'm thinking to sell them at each venue.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 09, 2014, 05:08:07 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2014, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 08, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
La France gagné contre la Jamaïque 8-0! Trés magnifique! Vive Deschamps, vive la France! :frog:

L'équipe de France est-elle la championne du monde des matches amicaux ?

D'abord Jamaïque, puis le monde. :showoff: :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 09, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Anyone want to go in on flag bikinis? I'm thinking to sell them at each venue.

I've heard you look terrible in them, but don't let me stop you.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 09, 2014, 05:12:11 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Anyone want to go in on flag bikinis? I'm thinking to sell them at each venue.

You're thinking about traveling down to Brazil to peddle flag bikinis? :unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2014, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: mongers on June 09, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Anyone want to go in on flag bikinis? I'm thinking to sell them at each venue.

I've heard you look terrible in them, but don't let me stop you.

I do, truly. But the girls can't help themselves buying them to support their friends.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on June 09, 2014, 05:23:32 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 09, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
In fairness the same happened with the UK in 2012. The week before the Opening Ceremony everyone was down about the Olympics - remember Romney wondering about the enthusiasm. Then it started and :wub: :mmm: :w00t:

Yeah, same with the Olympics in Vancouver. People bitched and hated them... until they happened.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 09, 2014, 09:59:10 PM
There's always naysayers who get the press, those bread not circuses loony lefties  ;) They're always a minority though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 09, 2014, 10:01:44 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 09, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 09, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
John Oliver tears into FIFA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJEt2KU33I

I love that show.

Speaking of Germans losing things...today is the 70th anniversary of D-Day.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 09, 2014, 10:10:17 PM
Uhm, you're a few days off there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 10, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
It is of utmost importance that the status quo is maintained with respect to World Cups.

It means that those who have not won the trophy before cannot win it. 

If, in the extremely regrettable circumstances where this cannot be done (as in 2010), it is very important that the the winner come from either Europe, or South America. 

If the tournament is held in Europe, only Brazil and European teams can win it.  If the tournament is held in the Americas, only South American teams can win it.  If the tournament is held outside the Americas and Europe, only Brazil can win it. 

To sum up, Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay should win this World Cup for the sake of status quo. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 10, 2014, 06:14:34 AM
Quote from: dps on June 09, 2014, 10:10:17 PM
Uhm, you're a few days off there.

Yeah...was quoting John Oliver from Sunday...context  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 10, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
Go Uruguay!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 10, 2014, 09:14:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
It is of utmost importance that the status quo is maintained with respect to World Cups.

It means that those who have not won the trophy before cannot win it. 

If, in the extremely regrettable circumstances where this cannot be done (as in 2010), it is very important that the the winner come from either Europe, or South America. 

If the tournament is held in Europe, only Brazil and European teams can win it.  If the tournament is held in the Americas, only South American teams can win it.  If the tournament is held outside the Americas and Europe, only Brazil can win it. 

To sum up, Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay should win this World Cup for the sake of status quo. 

Why didn't Spain's victory in South Africa create a new Status Quo? :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 10, 2014, 09:34:47 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 10, 2014, 09:14:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
It is of utmost importance that the status quo is maintained with respect to World Cups.

It means that those who have not won the trophy before cannot win it. 

If, in the extremely regrettable circumstances where this cannot be done (as in 2010), it is very important that the the winner come from either Europe, or South America. 

If the tournament is held in Europe, only Brazil and European teams can win it.  If the tournament is held in the Americas, only South American teams can win it.  If the tournament is held outside the Americas and Europe, only Brazil can win it. 

To sum up, Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay should win this World Cup for the sake of status quo. 

Why didn't Spain's victory in South Africa create a new Status Quo? :hmm:

It did. Mono just didn't feel the need to mention that only Spain may win a World Cup held in Africa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 10, 2014, 10:15:45 AM
Will a world cup in Qatar during winter destroy the Status Quo completely?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 10:21:30 AM
Hey, it's almost time for me to start giving a shit about soccer again!  :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 10, 2014, 10:35:05 AM
THURSDAY. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 10, 2014, 10:42:14 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 10, 2014, 10:35:05 AM
THURSDAY. :w00t:

Are we really that excited to see Brazil lose Croatia?

Yes, yes we are.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 11:36:22 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 10, 2014, 10:42:14 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 10, 2014, 10:35:05 AM
THURSDAY. :w00t:

Are we really that excited to see Brazil lose Croatia?

Yes, yes we are.

That would be pretty hilarious. 

I'm tempted to place a few bets on the outright winner.  I see 6/1 payouts for Germany winning.  Ditto for Spain.  Iran is at 2500/1, so a $100 bet on them would pay off my house if they win :w00t:


Yi will probably correct my betting terminology-- I usually screw it up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2014, 12:02:34 PM
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 10, 2014, 06:40:10 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 11:36:22 AM
That would be pretty hilarious. 

I'm tempted to place a few bets on the outright winner.  I see 6/1 payouts for Germany winning.  Ditto for Spain.  Iran is at 2500/1, so a $100 bet on them would pay off my house if they win :w00t:


Yi will probably correct my betting terminology-- I usually screw it up.

I'll give you 3000/1 on Iran. But minimum bet is $1000
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 10, 2014, 06:51:15 PM
Who holds the pot?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Razgovory on June 10, 2014, 06:59:05 PM
I will!  It's about time I get some use of these things

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 10, 2014, 07:02:29 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 10:20:48 PM
So after some polling, the Spiess household is 50% Team USA, 50% Argentina.  I presented all the teams to both kids & asked them to pick their favorites.  Tommy, who apparently has gone hyper-patriotic, went with USA.  He briefly considered Brazil but decided they were "too Brazilian".  Lola only went with Argentina after the wife whispered it into her ear 20 times.

Non-issue since the teams aren't likely to play each other.   But fun dinner conversation nonetheless. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 10, 2014, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 10:20:48 PM
He briefly considered Brazil but decided they were "too Brazilian".

See, that is going to be the downfall of Brazil this WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 10:47:36 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 10, 2014, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 10, 2014, 10:20:48 PM
He briefly considered Brazil but decided they were "too Brazilian".

See, that is going to be the downfall of Brazil this WC.

I asked him to explain what that meant and he mumbled something about the bad guys in the movie Rio :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 11, 2014, 06:49:23 AM
I'm really dreading the Dutch group games.  :(
Just hoping it will be a dignified exit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 11, 2014, 06:54:45 AM
Zonal Marking has a great tactical roundup of each team at the World Cup:

http://www.zonalmarking.net/

And for those of you on Twitter, @HipsterManager is well worth a follow...

QuoteSundayLeagueHipster @HipsterManager  ·  19h
Can't wait until the first game of the World Cup because Croatia have a triple pivot of Modric-Rakitic-Kovacic

I need to change my trousers
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 11, 2014, 07:34:29 AM
Remember your pool predictions!

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 11, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
With no Canada (as if!), not even a Ukraine, I guess after my trip there (and last weekend's reciprocal visit by a couple of nationals) my loyalties lie with... Brazil?

Feels funny pulling for a huge favourite, I almost always pull for the underdog. :mellow:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 11, 2014, 09:42:40 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 11, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
With no Canada (as if!), not even a Ukraine, I guess after my trip there (and last weekend's reciprocal visit by a couple of nationals) my loyalties lie with... Brazil?

Feels funny pulling for a huge favourite, I almost always pull for the underdog. :mellow:

Hmmm, if there were only an underdog team from a country that you were close to...  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 11, 2014, 09:54:20 AM
Are the non favourites always underdogs? Or don't you need at least a shimmer of a chance to win to get that title?

EDIT: Not targeted at USA as such. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 11, 2014, 09:57:11 AM
To me an underdog is just anyone not favored to win. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM
We can give it metrics, any team with a 10/1 or over line?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 11, 2014, 10:30:52 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM
We can give it metrics, any team with a 10/1 or over line?

I guess.  But I look at it more step-by-step.  Like right now, any team not favored to qualify (i.e., the "bottom two" of each group) is an underdog.  And then later you have underdogs for each round in the bracket.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 11:29:37 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 11, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
With no Canada (as if!), not even a Ukraine, I guess after my trip there (and last weekend's reciprocal visit by a couple of nationals) my loyalties lie with... Brazil?

Feels funny pulling for a huge favourite, I almost always pull for the underdog. :mellow:

Dont you have to turn in your Jets fan card if you do this?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 11:38:37 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 11, 2014, 10:30:52 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM
We can give it metrics, any team with a 10/1 or over line?

I guess.  But I look at it more step-by-step.  Like right now, any team not favored to qualify (i.e., the "bottom two" of each group) is an underdog.  And then later you have underdogs for each round in the bracket.

I agree, underdog status is a match by match status.

There is also the cinderella status to be considered, which is more important than underdog status.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 11, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
Was she the one with the shoe? What is the football analogy there?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 11, 2014, 12:46:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 11, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
Was she the one with the shoe? What is the football analogy there?

A longshot team that has unanticipated success through a tournament (sometimes winning the whole thing but not necessarily).  I've heard it used most often in the NCAA basketball tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 11, 2014, 12:55:42 PM
To expand on what Speesh said, a Cinderella has to beat a series of favorites.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 01:18:30 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 11, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
Was she the one with the shoe? What is the football analogy there?

Cinderalla is the team nobody expects will win but upsets some favourites on their way to the elimination rounds.  I am not sure where the term originated.  I first heard it in the context of the NCAA basketball Championships.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 01:45:41 PM
Well there was the 'Cinderella Man' John Braddock from the 30s so it at least goes back that far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 11, 2014, 01:56:05 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 11, 2014, 06:54:45 AM
And for those of you on Twitter, @HipsterManager is well worth a follow...

QuoteSundayLeagueHipster @HipsterManager  ·  19h
Can't wait until the first game of the World Cup because Croatia have a triple pivot of Modric-Rakitic-Kovacic

I need to change my trousers
He's entirely right this World Cup will be a little bit less special without Seamus Coleman.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 11, 2014, 02:20:17 PM
Cinderella was the unknown, overlooked step sister who came out of no where to marry the Prince.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 11, 2014, 02:28:25 PM
Also strongly associated with Bill Murray.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 11, 2014, 02:34:15 PM
Yep Caddyshack.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 01:45:41 PM
Well there was the 'Cinderella Man' John Braddock from the 30s so it at least goes back that far.

I am not sure how far back the sports references go but a quick google search turned up that a French author first wrote the Cinderella story in the 1600s, along with Sleeping Beauty and little Red Riding Hood.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 11, 2014, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 11:29:37 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 11, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
With no Canada (as if!), not even a Ukraine, I guess after my trip there (and last weekend's reciprocal visit by a couple of nationals) my loyalties lie with... Brazil?

Feels funny pulling for a huge favourite, I almost always pull for the underdog. :mellow:

Dont you have to turn in your Jets fan card if you do this?

I in fact have a Jets fan card (it's my season ticket waiting list card), and no, I don't. :blurgh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 11, 2014, 02:58:43 PM
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
You are not going to root for your fellow North Americans in the US and Mexico? :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 11, 2014, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 11, 2014, 02:58:43 PM
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
Barrister and the Boys getting ready for a game:
(https://d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net/_uploads/galleries/18570/west_2.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 11, 2014, 03:12:53 PM
Never send dancers to a basketball fight. :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 11, 2014, 06:32:31 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 11, 2014, 03:12:53 PM
Never send dancers to a basketball fight. :thumbsdown:

Nor to a street fight.

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 01:45:41 PM
Well there was the 'Cinderella Man' John Braddock from the 30s so it at least goes back that far.

I am not sure how far back the sports references go but a quick google search turned up that a French author first wrote the Cinderella story in the 1600s, along with Sleeping Beauty and little Red Riding Hood.


Charles Perreault was pretty prolific at writing down oral history but thats all the credit he deserves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 12, 2014, 04:07:51 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 11, 2014, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 11, 2014, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 01:45:41 PM
Well there was the 'Cinderella Man' John Braddock from the 30s so it at least goes back that far.

I am not sure how far back the sports references go but a quick google search turned up that a French author first wrote the Cinderella story in the 1600s, along with Sleeping Beauty and little Red Riding Hood.


Charles Perreault was pretty prolific at writing down oral history but thats all the credit he deserves.

Writing down his surname without spelling mistakes is not something you're prolific at too.
Being the leader of the Moderns vs the Ancients in the big Quarrel of the Ancients and Moderns.
I see the debate "verre" vs "vair" for Cinderella is still going on. :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 12, 2014, 04:12:33 AM
So the pitch in Manaus looks... well, it's not like it's easy growing stuff in the barren wasteland that is the Amazon.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F06%2F11%2Farticle-2654989-1EAC04F000000578-929_634x435.jpg&hash=db2fab678b02a188d081a7ea87c862205827e833)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:48:26 AM
What are they gonna do with that stadium after the World Cup?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 12, 2014, 05:54:33 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:48:26 AM
What are they gonna do with that stadium after the World Cup?

Graze cattle.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 12, 2014, 05:58:04 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:48:26 AM
What are they gonna do with that stadium after the World Cup?

With proper care it'll be ready to host another 4 games for the Brazil 2078 World Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 12, 2014, 11:08:28 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:13:09 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:48:26 AM
What are they gonna do with that stadium after the World Cup?

Apparently Manaus doesn't even have a "serie A" football club to play there.

We'll see how this all goes down...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
You are not going to root for your fellow North Americans in the US and Mexico? :weep:

He is no longer under the protection of NORAD :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:21:10 AM
I need to go find my knockoff Messi jersey in the basement.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:21:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
You are not going to root for your fellow North Americans in the US and Mexico? :weep:

Valmy - if Texas isn't in a bowl game, do you go and cheer for your fellow Big12 Oklahoma Sooners?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:21:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
You are not going to root for your fellow North Americans in the US and Mexico? :weep:

Valmy - if Texas isn't in a bowl game, do you go and cheer for your fellow Big12 Oklahoma Sooners?

Yes...yes I do.  But that is just how I roll.  But surely you do not find the entire US as loathsome as Oklahoma?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:27:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:21:51 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 11, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
You are not going to root for your fellow North Americans in the US and Mexico? :weep:

Valmy - if Texas isn't in a bowl game, do you go and cheer for your fellow Big12 Oklahoma Sooners?

Yes...yes I do.  But that is just how I roll.

Weirdo. <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 12, 2014, 11:28:33 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 12, 2014, 11:08:28 AM
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Wait, WTF?

Mourinho why not DC or DL? (or DR for that matter...)

seriously, with Luiz sold Terry old as fuck, Cole old and slowing down and Brankovic at best a versatile DC rather than a right back the whole back 4 needs replacement.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
What's good for your conference is good for your team.  I stomached rooting for Miami, Pitt and Notre Dame (basketball) when they were in the Big East, and with WVU in the Big12 now I support Oklahoma in their non-conference games-- as difficult as their fans make it for me to do so.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:38:40 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
What's good for your conference is good for your team.  I stomached rooting for Miami, Pitt and Notre Dame (basketball) when they were in the Big East, and with WVU in the Big12 now I support Oklahoma in their non-conference games-- as difficult as their fans make it for me to do so.

Bah.

Your rivals - your true rivals - must always suffer agony and defeat.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 11:42:16 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:38:40 AM
Bah.

Your rivals - your true rivals - must always suffer agony and defeat.

The US and Canada are soccer rivals? :lol:

But anyway in College Football you will have a bunch of 0-12 teams on your schedule and be shut out of the 4 team playoff for having a weakass schedule.  I would rather Texas have a bunch of 11-1 teams and be anointed the best team evah.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:43:20 AM
Aww shit, this is all about lumber subsidies, isn't it??
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:44:46 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 11:43:20 AM
Aww shit, this is all about lumber subsidies, isn't it??

We've moved on.  This is all about Keystone XL. :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 12, 2014, 11:56:14 AM
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 12:02:17 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 12, 2014, 11:56:14 AM
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

???
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 12:09:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 11:38:40 AM
Your rivals - your true rivals - must always suffer agony and defeat.
Yep. It'd be mad for anyone in the Americas other than Americans to want the US to win a game. Sorry guys :console:

Quote???
Arsenal fan. Probably best to just leave him for a while :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
Brazil somehow scored two hours before the match started.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 12:11:33 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 12:09:12 PM
Yep. It'd be mad for anyone in the Americas other than Americans to want the US to win a game. Sorry guys :console:

Nonsense.  North Americans are all BFFs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 12, 2014, 12:50:43 PM
A bit more than two hours.  :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 01:04:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 12:02:17 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 12, 2014, 11:56:14 AM
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

???

Fabregas to Chelsea is a fucking travesty and Warspite is rightly mad.

Wenger better spend that money on a world-class striker after passing on the option on Cesc because if he doesn't then he deserves to be fired.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 12, 2014, 01:11:59 PM
You guys(well Euros) should be more worried on how Villa is moving to NYCFC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 02:20:56 PM
World Cup is starting  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 12, 2014, 02:37:14 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 12, 2014, 01:11:59 PM
You guys(well Euros) should be more worried on how Villa is moving to NYCFC.

Which Villa? The player, or the club Aston Villa?  :hmm: Neither would surprise me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 12, 2014, 02:52:50 PM
TV here just showed a German astronaut who is currently in the space station with a German football shirt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 02:54:43 PM
I'll be cheering Jelavic tonight :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 03:06:28 PM
Wasn't aware Eduardo was still alive.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 12, 2014, 03:16:57 PM
Hrvatska!  :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 12, 2014, 03:16:58 PM
It starts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 12, 2014, 03:17:05 PM
ROFL
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 03:17:28 PM
LOOOOOOL Croatia are my favorite
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 03:18:05 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 02:54:43 PM
I'll be cheering Jelavic tonight :w00t:
:w00t:

(I'm claiming that for him).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 12, 2014, 03:18:07 PM
That would be hilarious if Croatia wins this. Let's see how it develops.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 03:20:02 PM
Get in, Marcelo.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 03:20:07 PM
Not watching, but I have the ESPN gamecast on my screen.  LOL Go Croatia!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 03:23:56 PM
I like Marcelo, hopefully he isn't hurt or abused by the fans after the game. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 12, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
Amazing saves by Pletikosa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 12, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
Amazing saves by Pletikosa.

He's been their keeper since like forever, hasn't he?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 12, 2014, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 12, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
Amazing saves by Pletikosa.

He's been their keeper since like forever, hasn't he?

As far as I can remember, yes.

And Neymar scores.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 03:39:16 PM
:yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 12, 2014, 03:58:32 PM
Two very good footballing sides. Brazil's players do seem a bit nervy. And their strikers look like immovable objects.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 12, 2014, 03:59:34 PM
If Brazil loses their country is going to straight to the shitter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 04:19:05 PM
Refereeing conspiracies aside, I can't see this Brazil side winning the cup. They look awful upfront besides Neymar's occasional flash of brilliance. Fred and Hulk are oafs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 04:28:42 PM
Just glanced at the game for a few seconds & saw a Brazilian guy do a ridiculous dive.  Forgot how much that annoyed me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 04:38:24 PM
Shocking dive and horrible call. I hate this sport and will not watch the rest of this tournament.*


*[spoiler]Not really I'm morally weak.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 04:38:40 PM
:yeah: :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 04:39:28 PM
Sucks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:40:05 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 04:19:05 PM
Refereeing conspiracies aside

Speaking of which .... :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
Haters gonna hate.



[Note I'm not watching this game at all, just checking the score occasionally :P)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 12, 2014, 04:44:56 PM
Better go do me some watchin'.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:47:18 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
Haters gonna hate.

The Croat barely touched the Brazilian on the shoulder. Brazil gets penalty, Croatia gets yellow card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 12, 2014, 04:57:26 PM
Brazil looks really weak.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 04:58:10 PM
Battle of the Worst Goalkeepers
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 12, 2014, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 12, 2014, 04:40:05 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 12, 2014, 04:19:05 PM
Refereeing conspiracies aside

Speaking of which .... :P

a disgrace

Brazil sucks ass but they will help them to the semis at least to avoid rioting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 05:01:20 PM
:yeah: :yeah: :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 05:03:17 PM
Rooting for Brazil is terrible and you are bad for doing it :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 05:04:15 PM
Especially with that diving shit. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 05:05:08 PM
Poor Croatia.

Kovac in that suit looked like Hannibal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 12, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
ITV's local studio is currently under siege by protesters  while they discuss the game :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 12, 2014, 05:07:41 PM
I really hope Blatter gets ousted and/or jailed, and someone living in this century takes over.  The bad referee calls are not the good kind of uncertainty;  they're the kind of uncertainty that destroys the credibility of the game result.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 12, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
ITV's local studio is currently under siege by protesters  while they discuss the game :D
I'm glad Brazilians are as annoyed at Adrian Chiles as the English.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 12, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
The first victory for the status quo :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 12, 2014, 07:26:54 PM
I only heard the game on the radio. The commentator wasn't particularly pleased with the ref: Neymar's elbow to the face should've seen him send off, very weak penalty, wrongfully disallowed goal for Croatia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 07:35:23 PM
If Croatia was hosting this tournament they would have won that game :lol:

Ah well.  France will take care of Brazil as usual -_-

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 12, 2014, 07:37:29 PM
Only got to hear a bit of the match on radio while I was on lunch today.  Tomorrow at least I'll be able to see one match after work.

I'm off Monday and Tuesday and plan to watch all the matches those days, including our loss to Ghana.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 12, 2014, 07:40:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2014, 07:35:23 PM
Ah well.  France will take care of Brazil as usual -_-


Zidane. :wub:

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Petit. :wub:

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 12, 2014, 07:49:25 PM
Just saw a recap. That wasn't just a weak penalty, that wasn't a penalty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 12, 2014, 08:46:38 PM
As a fan of Brazil, I have to say their victory was totally unconvincing.  Yes, their first goal was brilliant.  It said tons about the superb shooting ability of one guy.  But overall, their cohesiveness and capacity to regularly produce effective shots and crosses was low.  The penalty was a 100% mistake.  The last 10-15 minutes of the game, the Brazilians were practically under siege.  At no point in the game were they sieging the Croatians.  Their third goal was only possible because the Croatians threw everything they had at the Brazilians at that point. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 12, 2014, 08:47:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 12, 2014, 07:49:25 PM
Just saw a recap. That wasn't just a weak penalty, that wasn't a penalty.

Indeed.

Shockingly bad refereeing, did he do anything right?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: dps on June 12, 2014, 07:37:29 PM

I'm off Monday and Tuesday and plan to watch all the matches those days, including our loss to Ghana.

I wrote Klinsmann with a plan that will ensure a victory. At a critical point in the match, we should unveil a huge buffet of food on the sidelines. The players from Ghana will be distracted, and probably some will leave the pitch to eat.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 12, 2014, 09:03:05 PM
More games like this where diving is rewarded & I'll quit watching.  Does FIFA do anything at all to discourage it?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 09:11:48 PM
Not really, no. Unfortunately it's all up to the referee for that particular match and the standards of refereeing vary enormously. Shit refs like the Japanese guy for this game can potentially ruin everything.

This sport is just brutally unjust sometimes, honestly. To some degree it contributes to the passion and the allure of the game, but sometimes it's just plain infuriating.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 12, 2014, 09:21:38 PM
It doesn't help that FIFA insists on using refs from around the world in the world cup. The really top flight referees are officiating top flight competitions, and those are basically all in Europe. What do you expect to happen when you let a guy with limited (or no) experience in the top tier of soccer officiate in the most high profile tournament in the world?*


*I have no idea what I am talking about. I only watch the world cup. I'm just repeating things I read on languish last world cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 12, 2014, 09:23:09 PM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 12, 2014, 10:33:10 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 12, 2014, 05:03:17 PM
Rooting for Brazil is terrible and you are bad for doing it :mad:

:blurgh:

When it comes to Brazil-Croatia: don't hate the playa, hate the game.   :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 12:38:04 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 12, 2014, 05:05:08 PM
Poor Croatia.

Kovac in that suit looked like Hannibal.

I wonder if he speaks better German or Croatian, or how much of an accent he might have in the latter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 13, 2014, 01:15:00 AM
USA! USA! USA!

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/12/5805306/world-cup-2022-qatar-united-states

QuoteCould the 2022 World Cup really move from Qatar to the USA?

By Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt on Jun 12 2014, 7:57

People have been calling for FIFA to strip Qatar of the 2022 World Cup since the day they were awarded the tournament. Now, according to Jorge Ramos in a Tweet since deleted, FIFA is prepared to do just that, and if they do strip Qatar of the World Cup, they'd like the United States to be ready to host.
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As of now, it is a single report from a single person. There hasn't even been a rumbling of this development from elsewhere, and with FIFA's investigation of potential corruption in the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bids not due to conclude until late July, it seems unlikely that they would move the tournament now. Ramos also throws out a lot of rumors, so to act as if this is true or in any way decided is a major stretch.

United States Soccer Federation president Sunil Gulati has also come out and flatly denied the report.
QuoteSam Borden @SamBorden

Just spoke to Gulati, who is president of US Soccer and FIFA ExCo member. Could not have been more forceful in saying no approach made.
8:42 AM - 13 Jun 2014

Still, this is something that could happen, if not now then in the future. Many FIFA members, including president Sepp Blatter, have said that hosting of the 2022 World Cup would have to be revisited if there was any corruption found and several outlets, most notably The Times of London, have found clear instances of bribery.

In the event that Qatar is stripped of the World Cup, most believe FIFA would conduct a re-vote. In that case, countries would have to re-submit new bids to host, so the U.S. would have to want to host and put forth the effort necessary to bid. Most assume they would, as would Australia, Japan and South Korea, the rest of the countries that lost out in the original bidding for 2022.

The U.S. would theoretically have a leg up on any competitors in a re-vote because of its massive existing infrastructure and potential revenue. The U.S. already has more than enough stadiums thanks to the NFL, as well as transportation and hotels, plus MLS and colleges can provide the training facilities. Add in that the 1994 World Cup, which the U.S. hosted, was arguably the most financially successful tournament ever, and the Americans will be considered front-runners in a re-vote.

There is also a belief that the U.S. would hold an advantage because of a shortened timeframe to prepare, with the tournament changing hosts, but that's not really true. The 2022 World Cup was handed out extraordinarily earlier. Normally, FIFA announces hosts seven years in advance, so if a new country is awarded the right in the next year, they will have a normal amount of time to build whatever is necessary and organize the tournament.

But while the bulk of the speculation has been that FIFA would conduct a re-vote, it is possible that they just give the tournament to another country. That becomes especially likely if it takes a few more years before FIFA decides to strip Qatar of the tournament, leaving insufficient time for countries to bid, a vote to be held and then a country to organize the tournament.

In that case, the tournament would likely be given to the U.S. Its existing infrastructure means it can host on short notice and the revenue potential remains.

If that were to happen, NFL stadiums would host most, if not all, of the matches. New Jersey's MetLife Stadium, AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, and a potential new NFL stadium in Los Angeles would likely compete to host the final and opening match, but as many as 12 venues around the country could host matches. It would likely be the biggest World Cup ever contested, with average capacities topping 70,000 seats, and could potentially take soccer in the country to a whole other level.

Of course, right now Qatar is the host of the 2022 World Cup. Despite reports that it could be stripped of the tournament, it doesn't appear imminent. And even if it does, there is no guarantee that the U.S. would get to to host. Odds are, it will go to a re-vote and the U.S. would have to beat out Australia, Japan, South Korea and maybe others.

Rumors are going to swirl until FIFA actually takes the tournament from Qatar or Qatar hosts it. Until then, it's just a series of "what ifs."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 01:45:04 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 12, 2014, 05:07:41 PM
I really hope Blatter gets ousted and/or jailed, and someone living in this century takes over.  The bad referee calls are not the good kind of uncertainty;  they're the kind of uncertainty that destroys the credibility of the game result.

The referee was horrifyingly biased. Neymar could very well have been sent off, instead he scores two. One is a penalty that never should've been given. The third goal could have been disallowed for the challenge before Oscár (who was my MoM) gets the ball. All in all, Croatia has every reason to feel aggreived by the refereeing and the result.
Brazil really need to up their game if they're going anywhere. Both Hulk and Fred looked completely lost at times. Brazil's Bernard will probably start more games. He was a breath of fresh air in an otherwise so-so side when he came on.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 13, 2014, 03:37:02 AM
You work your ass off for four years to be ready for the World Cup, and then an incompetent referee takes everything away from you. I feel terrible for the players.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 04:58:23 AM
Bias or incompetence, the end product was the same.
I am very unsure about the disallowed goal for Croatia.  :hmm:
Julio Cesar is clearly not in any shape to play a World Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 13, 2014, 05:15:34 AM
I'm biased but I really don't see why that goal was disallowed. I agree goalies can't be barged into, but Cesar was flapping at that and Olic didn't exactly fly into him aggressively.

Pletikosa was frustrating. He's a great shot stopper normally and he had some cracking saves, but equally also let two relatively soft goals in.

I hope Croatia take the positives from their performance - that they can rattle even the best teams - and focus on battering Mexico and Cameroon to go through.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 06:22:00 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 04:58:23 AM
Bias or incompetence, the end product was the same.
I am very unsure about the disallowed goal for Croatia.  :hmm:
Julio Cesar is clearly not in any shape to play a World Cup.

What makes you say that? He made some pretty good saves. The goal wans't his fault.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 06:58:07 AM
He looks wobbly when coming off his line. The Croats time after time managed to slot a cross in between the central defenders and the keeper, and he fails to react quickly. His save from Modric' shot was a good save, but he should've held it. I believe he's been benched a lot at QPR, a second-tier team. Hardly a world-class keeper, and a potential achilles heel. But it's early days, and maybe he'll come good.

Croatia should get through the group stage without any problem, I believe.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 07:51:00 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 06:58:07 AM
He looks wobbly when coming off his line. The Croats time after time managed to slot a cross in between the central defenders and the keeper, and he fails to react quickly. His save from Modric' shot was a good save, but he should've held it. I believe he's been benched a lot at QPR, a second-tier team. Hardly a world-class keeper, and a potential achilles heel. But it's early days, and maybe he'll come good.


Yes, he looked very slow and out of his depth.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 07:57:50 AM

Quote
Dutch fan drives from US to Brazil for World Cup game

13 June 2014 Last updated at 00:49 BST

A Dutch football fan has driven from San Francisco to Brazil - across 10 countries and via the Amazon - to watch Holland play against Spain in the World Cup.

Even though he was unable to get hold of a ticket for the match, Ben still says the six-month journey was worth it.

He spoke to BBC Brasil's Julio Gomes about his passion for the game.

He crossed the Darien? Ballsy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 08:18:14 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 06:58:07 AM
He looks wobbly when coming off his line. The Croats time after time managed to slot a cross in between the central defenders and the keeper, and he fails to react quickly. His save from Modric' shot was a good save, but he should've held it. I believe he's been benched a lot at QPR, a second-tier team. Hardly a world-class keeper, and a potential achilles heel. But it's early days, and maybe he'll come good.

Croatia should get through the group stage without any problem, I believe.

He currently plays for Toronto FC.  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 08:20:26 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 07:57:50 AM

Quote
Dutch fan drives from US to Brazil for World Cup game

13 June 2014 Last updated at 00:49 BST

A Dutch football fan has driven from San Francisco to Brazil - across 10 countries and via the Amazon - to watch Holland play against Spain in the World Cup.

Even though he was unable to get hold of a ticket for the match, Ben still says the six-month journey was worth it.

He spoke to BBC Brasil's Julio Gomes about his passion for the game.

He crossed the Darien? Ballsy.


WTF?  Somebody should comp him a ticket for that.  At least let him stand in the aisles or something.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jaron on June 13, 2014, 09:55:55 AM
I don't know a damn thing about soccer but I put Brazil v Spain in my final with Portugal 3rd and Germany 4th.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:00:17 AM
Les Lions Indomptables!! :w00t: :colonialfrog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:06:49 AM
Eto'o looks fat.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:16:10 AM
Camerouns defense have apparently never heard of the deep pass.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:18:55 AM
And another goal wrongfully disallowed, and a nice one even. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:23:29 AM
2nd goal disallowed, this one correctly, a rare double offside on this one!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 13, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
I'm shocked, shocked to see subpar refereeing is going on there!

PS: second off-side goal was rightly denied though
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:30:20 AM
A fun game though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

You yanks should have never gifted Mexico the chance to be here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 11:31:44 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

You yanks should have never gifted Mexico the chance to be here.

Tell me about it <_<

It is not like they are ever going to be grateful or anything.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:34:39 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

Not easy in this weather.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:35:33 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:34:39 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

Not easy in this weather.

Really, Brazil won't even need the ref to beat this lot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 13, 2014, 11:37:06 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 13, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
I'm shocked, shocked to see subpar refereeing is going on there!

See, that shit in the Brazil match is precisely why we can't take your silly ass little faggot sport seriously;between the obviously incompetent-bordering-on-fixed refereeing, the overly dramatic fake pratfall injuries and overall corruption between the sport and governments, your little backyard game is about as relevant and realistic as professional wrestling.  Fake ass rigged eggplant bullshit, get a real sport.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:37:22 AM
3rd goal disallowed. :lol:

How can he whistle for offside from a corner?? Wow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 13, 2014, 11:37:06 AM
between the obviously incompetent-bordering-on-fixed refereeing, the overly dramatic fake pratfall injuries

But enough about the NBA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 11:39:31 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 13, 2014, 11:37:06 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 13, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
I'm shocked, shocked to see subpar refereeing is going on there!

See, that shit in the Brazil match is precisely why we can't take your silly ass little faggot sport seriously;between the obviously incompetent-bordering-on-fixed refereeing, the overly dramatic fake pratfall injuries and overall corruption between the sport and governments, your little backyard game is about as relevant and realistic as professional wrestling.  Fake ass rigged eggplant bullshit, get a real sport.

One more time, but with feeling  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 11:41:25 AM
This game is hilarious  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 13, 2014, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 13, 2014, 11:37:06 AM
between the obviously incompetent-bordering-on-fixed refereeing, the overly dramatic fake pratfall injuries

But enough about the NBA.

Too many Europeans in that shit, too.  See, it's infectious.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 13, 2014, 11:43:45 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:34:39 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

Not easy in this weather.

Makes for a more er.. fluid game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:44:48 AM
They can't really continue this game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 11:45:59 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:35:33 AM
Really, Brazil won't even need the ref to beat this lot.

Mexico had no business getting out of CONCACAF.  They suck balls.  I know they have made major improvements since last year but there is only so much icing you can put on a cake made of shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:48:49 AM
It won't happen, but they should really merge CONCACAF and CONMEBOL qualifying. Besides preventing truly awful teams like this Mexico from qualifying, the US would also play better opposition instead of all the crap in CONCACAF, which would benefit them in the long run.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 11:45:59 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:35:33 AM
Really, Brazil won't even need the ref to beat this lot.

Mexico had no business getting out of CONCACAF.  They suck balls.  I know they have made major improvements since last year but there is so much icing you can put on a cake made of shit.

They didn't. It's New Zealand that dropped the ball.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:48:49 AM
It won't happen, but they should really merge CONCACAF and CONMEBOL qualifying. Besides preventing truly awful teams like this Mexico from qualifying, the US would also play better opposition instead of all the crap in CONCACAF, which would benefit them in the long run.

You really don't want to see any team but the US ever qualifying from NA then.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 11:52:21 AM
How did he miss that. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
They didn't. It's New Zealand that dropped the ball.

Yes I know they made the playoff but when was the last time the Oceania team beat the CONCACAF team?  It was basically assured.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 13, 2014, 11:30:35 AM
Playground-level football this.

You yanks should have never gifted Mexico the chance to be here.

It's still much easier on the eye than many games I watched in the 80s where the ball was passed endlessly in midfield, then back to the defense, then back to the goalie who picked it up, wasted a couple more seconds, rinse/repeat.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 13, 2014, 12:10:19 PM
Didn't Mexico have a decent team a few years ago?  What happened?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 12:10:46 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
They didn't. It's New Zealand that dropped the ball.

Yes I know they made the playoff but when was the last time the Oceania team beat the CONCACAF team?  It was basically assured.

It has never happen but it only has happened twice. T&T vs Bahrain for the 2006 WC is the other match up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:11:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 13, 2014, 12:10:19 PM
Didn't Mexico have a decent team a few years ago?  What happened?

Mexican footballers found more lucrative employment with the drug gangs?  No idea but they have been horrible for years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 12:10:46 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
They didn't. It's New Zealand that dropped the ball.

Yes I know they made the playoff but when was the last time the Oceania team beat the CONCACAF team?  It was basically assured.

It has never happen but it only has happened twice. T&T vs Bahrain for the 2006 WC is the other match up.

Oceania is the only confederation that is even more of a joke than ours.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 12:13:40 PM
We should merge with them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 12:18:48 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 12:13:40 PM
We should merge with them.

I think we have enough crappy island nations and Euro colonies as it is.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 12:28:26 PM
Cameroon: One of the few teams worse than Mexico
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 01:01:16 PM
Best thing from the first two games: the freekick spray.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 13, 2014, 01:08:01 PM
Croatia doing well despite almost being knocked out by Iceland. Yet again we are reminded how far ahead Europe is.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 01:01:16 PM
Best thing from the first two games: the freekick spray.

Yes, that's a good idea actually being implemented. I'm shocked.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 02:19:47 PM
Fortunately Costa failed, the entire stadium would've rioted right there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 02:33:20 PM
Costa stepping on the defenders foot and slipping is not really a penalty...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 02:34:05 PM
Another terrible referee decision, the fat man, aka. Costa, fell on his own.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
This must be the first time I watch the Dutch team play where I don't recognize ghetto majority of players names because they are so obscure.   What a decline of Dutch soccer!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 02:50:48 PM
Wow
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 02:50:56 PM
nice, nice goal by van Persie!

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
Spain looks nowhere near as tight as they did 4 years ago.  Or as quick.

Euros still need to learn how to high five correctly.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 13, 2014, 02:59:07 PM
What a goal!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:10:41 PM
Is it raining season in Brazil?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:14:33 PM
Robben! :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:18:57 PM
Another nice goal.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
Man, ESPN's score graphics suck. white on light blue?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 13, 2014, 03:20:38 PM
I'm conflicted. I won't both teams to lose.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 03:20:52 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqPXSDsM.jpg&hash=16c28873cdfb16f93cb80e58082f97d181ad2403)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 13, 2014, 03:24:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
Man, ESPN's score graphics suck. white on light blue?

Yeah, makes it really easy to see on my pixellated ESPN feed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:25:01 PM
What the hell happened to Spain?  What an underwhelming performance so far. Brazil has a weak game yesterday, now Spain is underperforming. Maybe Germany has a chance after all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:25:06 PM
But Yi is right, Spain's defense seems far from optimal. Could be the absence of the long-haired centre back.whose name I can't remember right now? And Diego Costa seems out of the mechanisms of the squad.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:26:23 PM
Puyol? Yeah, he was solid when he was younger.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:27:50 PM
Wow, just wow, Spain is being dismantled. And that by a Dutch team that has only two exceptional players.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:28:09 PM
  :huh:  ...and my pool predictions become rubbish.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
If it was Brazil the goalie would've gotten a free kick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:28:40 PM
Somewhere in my building must be Spain fans. Cheering at the 1-0. Groaning at the 1-1. More groaning at 1-2. Now silence at 1-3. ^_^

(Though it could be from the pub across the yard (they sometimes leave their back door open).




Austrians will usually root for Brazil, Italy, or Spain, and any team that Germany is playing against.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:29:33 PM
These are weird games and weird refs today, btw.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:30:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:26:23 PM
Puyol? Yeah, he was solid when he was younger.
Yes, him. It seems that he gave more balance and timing to.the defense line.
And now a disallowed goal for Spain, well this game is well worth watching it.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 03:31:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
Man, ESPN's score graphics suck. white on light blue?

:thumbsdown:  It's worse than genocide.

Did you guys think that was a fair third Dutch goal, good no call on van Persie and the goalie?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 13, 2014, 03:31:25 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:28:09 PM
  :huh:  ...and my pool predictions become rubbish.

L.

Don't worry, I don't think many people got this one right.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 13, 2014, 03:32:11 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fo.onionstatic.com%2Fimages%2F26%2F26476%2Foriginal%2F1200.jpg%3F8997&hash=94b7a79ead46108f8de6657c021d4a3ad6e4d054)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 03:31:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
Man, ESPN's score graphics suck. white on light blue?

:thumbsdown:  It's worse than genocide.

Did you guys think that was a fair third Dutch goal, good no call on van Persie and the goalie?

It was a badly timed jump from Casillas, but it could've been called.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 03:34:39 PM
This is shaping up to be a really tasty tournament  :mmm:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Casillas
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:35:08 PM
Wow, Casillas.

End of an era? This could be the end of one of the best teams the world has ever seen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:35:08 PM
Wow, Casillas.

End of an era?

Mourinho was right. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 13, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Holy fuck Spain... you're fucking up my pool!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 03:40:43 PM
Oh sure now the Dutch can score on Spain.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:42:10 PM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.infowars.com%2Fbindnfocom%2F2013%2F09%2Fnuke.jpg&hash=13c7e1c7509f1a381815995eed1656587dfdffe0)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
Robben is on fire. Damn! :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 13, 2014, 03:43:39 PM
I am on Spain's side :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:44:27 PM
Totally unpredictable.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:45:07 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
Robben is on fire. Damn! :w00t:

He us continuing where he left off with Bayern Muenchen during the season. This is the best year of his career.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 03:45:31 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 13, 2014, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
This must be the first time I watch the Dutch team play where I don't recognize ghetto majority of players names because they are so obscure.   What a decline of Dutch soccer!

:P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:46:02 PM
Yep. He rarely showed his class for Holland though. Or did he in qualification perhaps?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:46:58 PM
Spanish headlines tomorrow should be amusing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 03:47:04 PM
This is glorious.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:49:13 PM
Ever since '88 and the likes of Gullit and van Basten the Dutch are my second team after Germany to root for, so I'm very happy with this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 13, 2014, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
This must be the first time I watch the Dutch team play where I don't recognize ghetto majority of players names because they are so obscure.   What a decline of Dutch soccer!

:P

It is Spain that is playing horrible, making it easy for the Netherlands. In van Persie and Robben the Dutch have two great players, but the rest of the team are either unknowns or has-beens. It is astonishing how bad Spain's defense has been.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:52:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 13, 2014, 03:49:13 PM
Ever since '88 and the likes of Gullit and van Basten the Dutch are my second team after Germany to root for, so I'm very happy with this.

Same here, always loved the Dutch style of play.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 13, 2014, 03:53:20 PM
Torres is unbelievable  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 03:55:24 PM
Spain returning to its old ways
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 03:58:54 PM
Worst defeat for Spain since the 1950 World Cup...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
I was going to say worst defeat since 1898.

The second greatest failing of fodbol, after FIFA, is the absence of eye candy in the stands.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 13, 2014, 04:03:52 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
I was going to say worst defeat since 1898.

The second greatest failing of fodbol, after FIFA, is the absence of eye candy in the stands.

In Brazil?

That doesn't sound likely.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 13, 2014, 04:05:32 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 13, 2014, 04:03:52 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
I was going to say worst defeat since 1898.

The second greatest failing of fodbol, after FIFA, is the absence of eye candy in the stands.

In Brazil?

That doesn't sound likely.

Brazillians can't afford to go to the games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 04:10:14 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 04:02:48 PM
I was going to say worst defeat since 1898.

The second greatest failing of fodbol, after FIFA, is the absence of eye candy in the stands.

As opposed to the NFL. :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloggerstobenamedlater.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2Ffat.jpg&hash=189b3419d259ff09387e37bd2b82e6426e9102dc)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Threviel on June 13, 2014, 04:10:25 PM
YEY! Let's hope Spain loses it and returns to their good old form of never succeeding. Tikitaki or whatever is so boring to watch...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 13, 2014, 04:11:28 PM
Hey, whatever floats yer boat, Syt :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 13, 2014, 04:13:54 PM
 :P

Anyways, it seems that Google is doing a separate doodle for every matchup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 13, 2014, 04:17:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 13, 2014, 04:10:14 PM
As opposed to the NFL. :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloggerstobenamedlater.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2Ffat.jpg&hash=189b3419d259ff09387e37bd2b82e6426e9102dc)

Girl behind tubbo has some promise.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 04:19:01 PM
At College Games they usually can  find a few gorgeous coeds.  I like when the QB has some super hot GF and we have to see her reaction to every single play.  'Oh and Thompson is DESTROYED on that play.  Let's watch his girlfriend wince.'
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 13, 2014, 04:22:11 PM
What a fucking disaster.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Maladict died and went to heaven.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Maladict died and went to heaven.

God Speed, may he meet many Dutch girls in tight orange tops there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 04:31:10 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Maladict died and went to heaven.

God Speed, may he meet many Dutch girls in tight orange tops there.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F0sPQmxw.jpg&hash=9aabc87fe82b69a3b45dd2faa75fcc5a1ebf2281)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 13, 2014, 04:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 13, 2014, 04:22:11 PM
What a fucking disaster.

Now you know how France felt in 2002.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?

Dennis Quaid. :yes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 05:01:08 PM
There hasn't been a boring game so far so Chile and Australia better turn up. :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 13, 2014, 05:09:17 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 13, 2014, 03:43:39 PM
I am on Spain's side :weep:

I think placing you in goal was a bad idea.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 13, 2014, 05:12:49 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 13, 2014, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
This must be the first time I watch the Dutch team play where I don't recognize ghetto majority of players names because they are so obscure.   What a decline of Dutch soccer!

:P

It is Spain that is playing horrible, making it easy for the Netherlands. In van Persie and Robben the Dutch have two great players, but the rest of the team are either unknowns or has-beens. It is astonishing how bad Spain's defense has been.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands_national_football_team#Current_squad

check out the age of the defense too

In addition to Snijder, Huntelaar, De Jong, van Persie and Robben. For a national team there are a shit load of 22 year olds.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 13, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Was it my imagination or were the Spanish players chipping the black Dutch players more than the white ones?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 13, 2014, 05:19:24 PM
Well, if Chile keep on like this I'll at least be right about one thing today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 13, 2014, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 05:01:08 PM
There hasn't been a boring game so far so Chile and Australia better turn up. :angry:

I guess I'll have to settle for Chile showing up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 05:21:30 PM
Spain - Chile will be tasty after Chile win 12-0 tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
 :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
Wtf happened tonight???
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Maladict died and went to heaven.

God Speed, may he meet many Dutch girls in tight orange tops there.

:D

No need to go to heaven for that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 06:22:54 PM
Australia are on fire
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 06:25:00 PM
Yeah they got blitzed by a couple goals early on but they've made a match of it.

Fully expecting them to draw with Spain now.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 06:30:56 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?

It's Jürgen Kohler?

And, I feel vindicated in mentioning Spain might fuck it up. Bye, bye, tiki-taka.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 13, 2014, 06:36:25 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 13, 2014, 06:55:51 PM
Ah, too bad. They may be able to beat Spain though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 07:20:57 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 13, 2014, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
This must be the first time I watch the Dutch team play where I don't recognize ghetto majority of players names because they are so obscure.   What a decline of Dutch soccer!

:P

It is Spain that is playing horrible, making it easy for the Netherlands. In van Persie and Robben the Dutch have two great players, but the rest of the team are either unknowns or has-beens. It is astonishing how bad Spain's defense has been.

It was woeful, that Spanish defence. That aside, with Spain having a bad day, I think the Dutch show how they continuously produce players that are ready to step up. Dutch youth coaching is most likely the most successful in the world. It's kept a country with much less of a pool to draw from more successful for 26 odd years than say England. When I went to the Netherlands in March, I was drawn to the huge number of full-sized, well-kept pitches in urban areas like a relatively small place like Zwolle. They were full of people playing, mostly kids, with several coaches. That improves young players.

There are sides that I haven't seen so far that I think might do well, and Argentina and Germany are two of them. I love the World Cup.  :cool:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
Fernando Torres is a gaylord
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 08:15:12 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 01:01:16 PM
Best thing from the first two games: the freekick spray.
That's been in the MLS for years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 13, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
What a decline of Dutch soccer!

Come again? ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 08:24:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 13, 2014, 05:01:08 PM
There hasn't been a boring game so far so Chile and Australia better turn up. :angry:

they did. Best game of the tournee so far I'd say.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 13, 2014, 08:26:05 PM
in case you haven't noticed, I'm watching games on delay and avoiding this forum until then.  :D Some of us work. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 13, 2014, 09:01:32 PM
No one works during the World Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 13, 2014, 10:09:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 13, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
Fernando Torres is a gaylord

This is true.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 01:41:48 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 13, 2014, 06:30:56 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?

It's Jürgen Kohler?
Nope. Similar timeframe though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 01:42:14 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 13, 2014, 04:30:04 PM
Syt, your avatar has inspired me to take one of our former players as well. It's the photo of his first game. Can you tell who that is?

Lothar Matthäus, 1980?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 01:45:27 AM
Yeah :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 01:48:41 AM
If Ide would like to bandwaggon, here's a 1970s photo of German player Paul Breitner:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2F51bbc42f3d04ab885a85ede519ab6dc9%2Ftumblr_mstj35n3F81sq97xjo1_1280.jpg&hash=c55e91210ca1f97f1022cfb59feafa86338ddd2c)

Or maybe:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthetrawlerdotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fbreitner-mao-and-dog.jpg&hash=c673808d56b224e1d4e4cf4676190adec6d23e48)
(reading the "Beijing Review")
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 01:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 01:45:27 AM
Yeah :lol:

I was considering young Jogi Löw for a bit. :D

(https://weltretter.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jogiloew.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
He's hoarding typing paper because he knows the workers' state can't produce it.  He's a hypocrite.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 01:59:05 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2014, 01:52:12 AM
He's hoarding typing paper because he knows the workers' state can't produce it.  He's a hypocrite.

:lol:

Nah, based on the books shown, those are stacks of books about the 1974 World Cup in Germany (which Germany won). Probably for signing or something. Breitner was famous for constantly handing out Mao Bibles (the little red book) to people, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 02:24:35 AM
He's a suit at Bayern Munich nowadays though. I guess he came to terms with being a millionaire.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 03:34:07 AM
Money tends to have that effect on people. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 14, 2014, 04:46:59 AM
What a nice day, isn't it?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 06:27:54 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F2GHdRDg.jpg&hash=50a76e57380e67bdada52edb12199cb58d4bded5)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 14, 2014, 06:37:06 AM
They call it soccer in Ireland? :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 06:49:06 AM
Probably to spite the English.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 14, 2014, 06:51:43 AM
Why "soccer"?

Because, way back in the 1840s the different kinds of football played in england tried to unify their rules. The issue for debate was "tripping" - what we today call tackling. This was from before catching the ball with the hands was banned. At that time players could shout "mark" and catch the all with their hands. They could then place it on the ground and take a free kick. See Aussie Rules Football if you want an idea of how it worked.

In the Eton School Game the player calling the mark would place the ball on the ground a kick it. In Rugby School Game the player calling the mark could pick the ball off from the ground and run with the ball in hand. The Rugby School Game permitted tripping the player carrying the ball while the Eton School Game banned tripping the man dribbling the ball. Arguments ensued and the Rugby delegates left in a huff. The Eton School Rules became the basis for the rules played by the schools which formed the Football Association.

Consequently the two kinds of the game became known as Rugby Football and Association Football. This was shortened to "Rugger" and "Soccer" (for a-soc-iation). So countries where the game was introduced by the English upper class it gets known as soccer to distinguish it from rugby, which the upper class also introduced.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 14, 2014, 07:17:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 14, 2014, 06:37:06 AM
They call it soccer in Ireland? :huh:

Football there refers to Gaelic Football.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 14, 2014, 07:21:20 AM
Makes sense, thanks!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 07:50:26 AM
Nogomet? Can you explain that Warspite?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 08:18:38 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fu1iTbHo.jpg&hash=ae4302142e8d33c1c49472d1be983cc81b5da2de)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2014, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 14, 2014, 07:17:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 14, 2014, 06:37:06 AM
They call it soccer in Ireland? :huh:

Football there refers to Gaelic Football.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_football)

Which is awesome to watch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 09:44:18 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 08:18:38 AM
PICTURE

There's an ad campaign here in subway stations for a betting company, showing Cristo Redentor:
"He knows who will win - do you?"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 14, 2014, 10:31:20 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2014, 09:36:50 AM

Which is awesome to watch.
And which Seamus Coleman used to embarrass Cazorla early in the year (the little running keepy-up).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 10:38:18 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10384923_10202136457634587_5661622948976716019_n.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 14, 2014, 10:40:39 AM
My flatmate's playing a video game. Apparently a Greece-Columbia group game isn't important enough for me to get the TV :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 10:50:56 AM
I hope he's not playing FIFA. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 10:51:38 AM
Beer is in the fridge, snacks are stocked. The long football day may commence.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 11:19:19 AM
Well blow me...I must have been asleep or drunk when I made my picks a few weeks ago 'cause I had Australia over Chile; I could have sworn it was the other way round. As I intimated in my post of last night.

What was I thinking... :huh:

Notes to self -

(1) Drink less so you don't forget your picks.
(2) Drink more so as to forget your picks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2014, 11:20:45 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 14, 2014, 10:40:39 AM
My flatmate's playing a video game. Apparently a Greece-Columbia group game isn't important enough for me to get the TV :lol:

Get a Canadian Proxy and watch it on the CBC Fifa Website.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 14, 2014, 11:23:41 AM
Maybe whoever is carrying the WC is also streaming it on their webpage? Austrian TV does.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 14, 2014, 11:28:58 AM
Quote from: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 11:19:19 AM
Well blow me...I must have been asleep or drunk when I made my picks a few weeks ago 'cause I had Australia over Chile; I could have sworn it was the other way round. As I intimated in my post of last night.

What was I thinking... :huh:

Notes to self -

(1) Drink less so you don't forget your picks.
(2) Drink more so as to forget your picks.

Ah yes, the Languish pool.

*furiously changing group B picks*
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 12:07:24 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 07:50:26 AM
Nogomet? Can you explain that Warspite?

Hmm, would be nog- (foot) and "met" I think is derived from metnuti, to place.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 14, 2014, 12:55:37 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 12:07:24 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 07:50:26 AM
Nogomet? Can you explain that Warspite?

Hmm, would be nog- (foot) and "met" I think is derived from metnuti, to place.

hmmm.... Hrvatska, the only place where football is named after the act of kicking rather than what gets kicked.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 14, 2014, 01:18:04 PM
Isn't that the etymology of calcio too?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 02:01:44 PM
Uruguay's national anthem :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2014, 02:53:55 PM
Uruguay-CR: bo-ring.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 14, 2014, 03:21:27 PM
Not anymore  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 03:22:36 PM
Oh, fuck...

.
..
...

On the good side since I predicted an Italy win maybe my Jinxing powers will be useful for once. :lol:

Or will Uruguay make a comeback? :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 03:23:02 PM
The game just got hot. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 03:34:53 PM
This is shaping up to be the best World Cup of all time. OF ALL TIME
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 14, 2014, 03:48:19 PM
Wow
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 03:50:57 PM
I really suck at predicting results so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 14, 2014, 03:53:57 PM
CONCACAF bringing it so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 14, 2014, 04:08:01 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 14, 2014, 03:50:57 PM
I really suck at predicting results so far.

None of us have got more than 4 out of 6 so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 04:58:26 PM
GOALS GOALS GOALS

FOOTBALL

GOALS
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:14:13 PM
If there's one thing this World Cup has show is how stupid those South African horns were.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 05:40:58 PM
YES.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 05:41:36 PM
NO!.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 14, 2014, 05:41:58 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:42:36 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 14, 2014, 05:42:42 PM
Brilliant dummy play... and England comes right back!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 05:48:06 PM
ARSENAL PHYSIO INJURED ON INTERNATIONAL DUTY #Arsenal :ultra:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 14, 2014, 05:49:48 PM
Wait England playing with determination and heart?  Swagger and pride?

I am not sure how to compute this bizarre development.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 05:53:40 PM
Balotelli is irritating, but almost snatched a great goal.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 05:54:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:14:13 PM
If there's one thing this World Cup has show is how stupid those South African horns were.

Thank God enough Leagues banned them to kill them off.

And at the moment it appears that my picking Italy to win has jinxed them...just not quite enough to let England win.

Roll on the second half!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:57:13 PM
Is it just me, or is this one been the most boring game so far?  It's not that bad, exactly, but doesn't match the pace and emotion of the others played so far

*edit* stupid phone
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2014, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 05:48:06 PM
ARSENAL PHYSIO INJURED ON INTERNATIONAL DUTY #Arsenal :ultra:

Fucked up his leg celebrating the goal.  What a mook.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 14, 2014, 05:48:06 PM
ARSENAL PHYSIO INJURED ON INTERNATIONAL DUTY #Arsenal :ultra:

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:57:13 PM
Is it just me, or is this one been the most hiring game so far?  It's not that bad, exactly, but doesn't match the pace and emotion of the others played so far
I'm thinking the same. Could be the Amazonian climate. Or the mediocrity of the teams  :P

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 06:13:36 PM
YES.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 06:16:01 PM
I am happy for Balotelli  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 14, 2014, 05:57:13 PM
Is it just me, or is this one been the most hiring game so far?  It's not that bad, exactly, but doesn't match the pace and emotion of the others played so far
I'm thinking the same. Could be the Amazonian climate. Or the mediocrity of the teams  :P

L.

I'm thinking a combination of both - even if it's apparently a lot cooler and more pleasant out there than people expected.

And so far the painted grass seems to be holding up as well.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2014, 06:58:56 PM
LOL, England.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 07:00:47 PM
Costa Rica head of the Group  :lol:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 14, 2014, 07:01:02 PM
Apparently my Jinx "England sides lose when I watch them" was stronger than my Jinx "sides in the World Cup lose when I predict them to win". :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
ENG 1 - 2 PIRLO
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 14, 2014, 07:03:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
ENG 1 - 2 PIRLO
Candreva had a great game, and Darmian too. England was unable to close the right wingers.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 14, 2014, 07:07:28 PM
I'm gonna cheer for Costa Rica in this group.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 14, 2014, 08:20:45 PM
I just got home, is ELF-JPN live? This is why all WC's should be held within GMT +/- 2.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 14, 2014, 08:21:43 PM
Speaking of which, what a goal by Honda. :O
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 14, 2014, 08:27:20 PM
The African teams so far has turned up with the usual disorganized and disinterested defense.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 14, 2014, 09:21:59 PM
Nice to see decent refereeing in the England-Italy game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 14, 2014, 09:27:24 PM
Japan is falling apart
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 14, 2014, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 14, 2014, 09:27:24 PM
Japan is falling apart

You had me worried 'til I remembered this was the WC thread.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 09:32:04 PM
The Drogba Effect
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 14, 2014, 10:02:39 PM
Last world cup there were a zillion ties in the 1st games of the group stage. I decided to bank on that trend continuing, and picked most competitive games to be a draw in the languish pool. This seems to have been a flawed strategy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 14, 2014, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 14, 2014, 10:02:39 PM
Last world cup there were a zillion ties in the 1st games of the group stage. I decided to bank on that trend continuing, and picked most competitive games to be a draw in the languish pool. This seems to have been a flawed strategy.

Yeah, I picked a lot of draws, too.  And the increased scoring means I have almost no chance of winning the tie-breaker (not that I'm going to tie for the top spot anyway).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 14, 2014, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: dps on June 14, 2014, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 14, 2014, 10:02:39 PM
Last world cup there were a zillion ties in the 1st games of the group stage. I decided to bank on that trend continuing, and picked most competitive games to be a draw in the languish pool. This seems to have been a flawed strategy.

Yeah, I picked a lot of draws, too.  And the increased scoring means I have almost no chance of winning the tie-breaker (not that I'm going to tie for the top spot anyway).

I ran on the assumption that all games would end 2-1 or 3-0 with the "better" team winning. So far Costa Rica (go Gamboa (http://www.everardoherrera.com/2014/index.php/cristian-gamboa.html)!) and Netherlands have screwed with me. But I don't think anybody else go those right though.

Edit: and I'm leading the pool..
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 14, 2014, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: dps on June 14, 2014, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 14, 2014, 10:02:39 PM
Last world cup there were a zillion ties in the 1st games of the group stage. I decided to bank on that trend continuing, and picked most competitive games to be a draw in the languish pool. This seems to have been a flawed strategy.

Yeah, I picked a lot of draws, too.  And the increased scoring means I have almost no chance of winning the tie-breaker (not that I'm going to tie for the top spot anyway).

I hate this fucking sport.* Just when you think you can safely predict a boring result and wager expecting that, it becomes exciting.

*This post will become invalid if the US gets out of the group stage in which case I will have been a long time fan.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2014, 10:30:05 PM
This World Cup has been exciting and amazing and it's all setting up for a miraculous run for the USA to finish top of their group. I believe.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 04:49:26 AM
I think I have massively fucked up my predictions in the WC pool. I can't even be arsed to check.  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 15, 2014, 04:50:39 AM
I got the result right for both England v Italy and Japan v Ivory Coast. :) 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 04:52:10 AM
By the way, the avatar for the WC is Italy's most notorious henchman, Claudio Gentile, gently cupping Diego Maradona's scrotum.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 04:52:36 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 04:49:26 AM
I think I have massively fucked up my predictions in the WC pool. I can't even be arsed to check.  :cry:

You're tied 2nd with me and frunk. :hug: Viking leads by 1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 05:31:25 AM
Switzerland - Ecuador doesn't fill me with excitement. France - Honduras might be fun. Argentina against Bosnia, I know who I am cheering for. Fuck Argentina.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 15, 2014, 07:06:18 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 04:52:10 AM
By the way, the avatar for the WC is Italy's most notorious henchman, Claudio Gentile, gently cupping Diego Maradona's scrotum.
Idol!  :worthy:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 07:15:17 AM
Watching him was a masterclass in dirty tricks and hardman antics. I think he'd be sent off even before kickoffs these days.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 15, 2014, 07:36:32 AM
...and this is how he treated The Greatest:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi821.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fzz136%2Fleopizzo4990%2F51kySWD6XL_zpsd83391ea.jpg&hash=282c54ce81f6bb3c94ed4e0202d85f8b6a2d7c0e)

Damn, some days ago I watched that game again, and it gave me shivers like 32 years ago.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 15, 2014, 07:53:15 AM
turning into a great world cup so far. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
3.5 goals per game so far. Fun games, but we're yet to see a defense that's actually any good (I didn't see the England-Italy game though).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 15, 2014, 08:14:23 AM
Where is said Languish Pool?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 15, 2014, 07:36:32 AM
...and this is how he treated The Greatest:


He was the best at what he did. Never seen a central defender who intimidated opponents better. Sure, there have been better players than Gentile, and he was limited in his reportoire, but he could take out Maradona and Zico. And in my lifetime, those two are the best players I have ever seen alongside with Poland's Boniek.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 15, 2014, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 04:52:36 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 04:49:26 AM
I think I have massively fucked up my predictions in the WC pool. I can't even be arsed to check.  :cry:

You're tied 2nd with me and frunk. :hug: Viking leads by 1.

Norgy's also in last place.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 15, 2014, 09:15:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 15, 2014, 08:14:23 AM
Where is said Languish Pool?

The link is in the first post of the thread.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 09:17:45 AM
I would've thought so. I missed quite a few results, as I can recall at least.

Never saw the Dutch beating Spain, think I went for a draw in England - Italy and screwed up a few more predictions based on no knowledge.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 09:22:54 AM
Right. I notice I have registered twice. This is embarrassing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 15, 2014, 10:42:19 AM
Viking takes an early lead with six correct guesses.
Liep,Frunk, Norgy have five.

Everybody picked Uruguay to win.

Only Syt picked the Dutch to win (thought that was surprising)

everybody had Brazil over Croatia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 15, 2014, 11:37:52 AM
Japan were awful :(
Had the England came spoiled for me despite my best efforts to avoid seeing the score until I could watch it. Meh.

The Dutch beating Spain isn't too suprising. Spain would seem more likely to win but it a regular Dutch victory wouldn't have been a shock. What actually happened though....wow.

No thought whatsoever went into my predictions. Just to defend myself. :p
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 12:53:28 PM
Switzerland are worse than I remember (terrible midfield), Ecuador about as bad as I imagined. Another failed picked. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 12:55:08 PM
Okay, that guy with the terrible haircut just redeemed himself. And also corrected my pick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 12:56:25 PM
I can't remember another WC where so many teams which had 1:0 leads ended up losing. This makes five games so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 12:57:11 PM
That game was real bad but the last second goal saved it.

Even the bad games are better than anything from 2010. Brazil 2014 forever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 15, 2014, 01:39:53 PM
 :mad:

I had Switzerland-Ecuador as a draw! Why couldn't they have settled for the draw that all the commentators seemed to think they already had.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 15, 2014, 02:02:48 PM
No national anthems for France and Honduras. :huh:

Allez les Bleus! :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:13:04 PM
Allez les bleus! :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
2 crossbars for France, and Pogba gets the blame for a scumbag move by a Honduran. A little more luck, please.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2014, 02:36:40 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
2 crossbars for France, and Pogba gets the blame for a scumbag move by a Honduran. A little more luck, please.

He kicked back. :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
Details.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:49:06 PM
Pogba again suffers Palacios stupidity, this time a just outcome.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:50:01 PM
Benzema. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 02:52:02 PM
Les bleues have discovered the secret of team harmony: really bad haircuts.  :D

Honduras seems to be, if not the floppiest, the most theatrical team with their shin grabbing. One drink every time a Honduran grabs his leg or head, 2 drinks if it's the wrong body part, 3 if he lies in the stretcher before getting back up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 15, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 15, 2014, 02:02:48 PM
No national anthems for France and Honduras. :huh:

Allez les Bleus! :frog:

Apparently there was a problem with the PA system.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 03:03:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 02:52:02 PM
Les bleues have discovered the secret of team harmony: really bad haircuts.  :D

Honduras seems to be, if not the floppiest, the most theatrical team with their shin grabbing. One drink every time a Honduran grabs his leg or head, 2 drinks if it's the wrong body part, 3 if he lies in the stretcher before getting back up.

They do that crap all the time in qualifying too. It's annoying as hell and I hope France stops messing around and slots 10 past them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 03:12:56 PM
Wait, this goal line technology is actually useful! What's next, video for offsides?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:14:13 PM
Wow, terrible decision to show the 'no goal' before the goal. But own goal by the goalie there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:16:02 PM
But was the ball all the way in?

Edit, it was. Guess we can trust the goal line technology, even if the execution was terrible.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:36:31 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 02:50:01 PM
Benzema. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:14:13 PM
Wow, terrible decision to show the 'no goal' before the goal. But own goal by the goalie there.

Important to show it was an own goal and not by Benzama.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
Yes, but don't let the other fans and players think that there was no goal at all, even if just for 10seconds. Cruel and unnecessary.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 03:58:30 PM
He's Algerian I think.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 04:02:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?

Giroud, Debuchy, Valbuena, Lloris, Evra, Cabaye, Griezmann, Varane ?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:03:32 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 04:02:07 PM
Valbuena, Cabaye, Griezmann?

QED
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:03:32 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 04:02:07 PM
Valbuena, Cabaye, Griezmann?

QED

:huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:11:54 PM
Those are not Gallic surnames.  Valbuena is clearly Spanish, Cabaye cripto Spanish, Griezmann Germanic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?

Distinct absence of French surnames on the team compared the previous team? Seriously ? This has been this way for quite a while.
As for very French Ribéry, yes he's from Northern France from French parents but he's a total ghetto reject and retard who cannot even speak French properly. Going through a windshield as a baby did not help, maybe the parents weren't the best but still calling him very French  :lmfao:

PS: Cabaye as cripto (sic) Spanish ? Really?  :lol:

Warspite

Valbuena is no French surname (Spanish) Évra is an African surname (Guinea/Senegal). The rest is spot on unless you consider à la Yi Catalan and Alsatian/Mosellan surnames to be out of place in France.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:26:23 PM
I'm not calling him le plus frenchie for his dictee scores.

He's got a beak like a toucan, he's on the short side, he's got a pretty scowly face, and a very French sounding name.  Voila!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:58:03 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
PS: Cabaye as cripto (sic) Spanish ? Really?  :lol:

Didn't you just say it was a Catalan name?  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 15, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
If prior games were any indication, Argentina loses this one 1-3.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:05:47 PM
Hajmo Bosno!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:09:46 PM
Oh :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 05:11:51 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:05:47 PM
Hajmo Bosno!
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:09:46 PM
Oh :(
:lol: :console:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 15, 2014, 05:19:49 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:26:23 PM
I'm not calling him le plus frenchie for his dictee scores.

He's got a beak like a toucan, he's on the short side, he's got a pretty scowly face, and a very French sounding name.  Voila!

He can't even speak much less write. Being French is more than a gallic surname or name like Gérard. Culture matters.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 05:26:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 04:58:03 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
PS: Cabaye as cripto (sic) Spanish ? Really?  :lol:

Didn't you just say it was a Catalan name?  :huh:

Nope. I used Spanish since it encompasses more than Castilian and more easily understood. What's so Catalan about Cabaye? Guy is from Northern France. Just a spelling variant of Cabaille (Frog enough for you?).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:29:42 PM
By the way, Yanks, how's Roberto doing on ESPN?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 05:52:27 PM
Messi is moving around like a lead brick on Jupiter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 05:52:49 PM
What a poorly played game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 06:25:33 PM
Things I like about Bosnia:
Besic.
Sensible haircuts.
Lulic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: Warspite on June 15, 2014, 05:52:27 PM
Messi is moving around like a lead brick on Jupiter.

He heard you, he just scored!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:29:38 PM
Good, the Argentian fans would've rioted if they kept playing so bad.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 06:30:30 PM
:w00t:/ :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 06:47:38 PM
Hajmo Bosno! :w00t:

We need a draw.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2014, 06:50:21 PM
Nice of the Bosnians to keep the game interesting till the end. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 15, 2014, 06:51:33 PM
Nice picture.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqNWKUWCMAAGo48.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Not at all impressive by Argentina. I really can't wait for the second round of group games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Not at all impressive by Argentina. I really can't wait for the second round of group games.

Yes, of the pre-tournament favourites none have impressed so far.  Let's see if Germany does any better tomorrow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 15, 2014, 06:58:02 PM
I don't know what people expected. Absolutely world-class forward line but not much to support it. I just want Messi to have a good tournament so he looks less languid next season at Barça.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 15, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Not at all impressive by Argentina. I really can't wait for the second round of group games.

Yes, of the pre-tournament favourites none have impressed so far.  Let's see if Germany does any better tomorrow.

I thought Italy looked very solid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 07:03:21 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 15, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Not at all impressive by Argentina. I really can't wait for the second round of group games.

Yes, of the pre-tournament favourites none have impressed so far.  Let's see if Germany does any better tomorrow.

I thought Italy looked very solid.

I agree, they have been the most convincing so far, but they weren't considered a favourite, that status was reserved for Brazil, Argentina, Spain, and Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:05:13 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 06:25:33 PM
Things I like about Bosnia:
Besic.
Sensible haircuts.
Lulic.

So far Bosnia is winning the hottie supporters on camera competition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 07:09:07 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:29:42 PM
By the way, Yanks, how's Roberto doing on ESPN?

He's the best thing about ESPN's coverage by far. Not that it's terrible, it's actually pretty damn good. FOX has the rights for 2018 so I'm treasuring ESPN's coverage now because FOX's will be utter shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:10:24 PM
Yeah, coverage has been good.  Except for that genocidal blue on blue graphic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 15, 2014, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:10:24 PM
Yeah, coverage has been good.  Except for that genocidal blue on blue graphic.

I think that is FIFA's graphical demands as we have it too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 15, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 07:09:07 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:29:42 PM
By the way, Yanks, how's Roberto doing on ESPN?

He's the best thing about ESPN's coverage by far. Not that it's terrible, it's actually pretty damn good. FOX has the rights for 2018 so I'm treasuring ESPN's coverage now because FOX's will be utter shit.

Aka, the Gus Johnson experience.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:05:13 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 06:25:33 PM
Things I like about Bosnia:
Besic.
Sensible haircuts.
Lulic.

So far Bosnia is winning the hottie supporters on camera competition.
I imagine mostly Brazilians hating on Argentina.

Though in my experience Bosnians are very pretty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:38:59 PM
They were wearing Bosnian jerseys.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 07:38:59 PM
They were wearing Bosnian jerseys.
Yeah. A Times sports journo's just posted a video of a group of England fans in France shirts singing 'Deutschland Uber Alles' to a group of Germans, who sang 'God Save the Queen' back.

No doubt some will be Bosnians but there's probably a lot of locals or tourists who got tickets and picked the right side :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 15, 2014, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 15, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 15, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Not at all impressive by Argentina. I really can't wait for the second round of group games.

Yes, of the pre-tournament favourites none have impressed so far.  Let's see if Germany does any better tomorrow.

I thought Italy looked very solid.

On paper, Italy is no contender. The Serie A is weaker than it has been. Then again, the English still think they can win something because the Premiership attracts good players at ridiculously high wages.
I'd say fuck them all. Fuck Kissinger, Reagan, the Bushes and that lot.
Go Chile! Make those Languish much debated socialists that were tortured and killed by proxy count.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 07:09:07 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 05:29:42 PM
By the way, Yanks, how's Roberto doing on ESPN?

He's the best thing about ESPN's coverage by far. Not that it's terrible, it's actually pretty damn good. FOX has the rights for 2018 so I'm treasuring ESPN's coverage now because FOX's will be utter shit.

Aka, the Gus Johnson experience.

"Messy fires a LASER, wide in the AREA for a gold kick. "

It will be horrible, and the analyst coverage will be even worse.   :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 08:10:15 PM
I'm glad the Brits have stopped using "danger man."  Always thought that sounded dorkumatic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 15, 2014, 08:30:17 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 08:03:05 PM

It will be horrible, and the analyst coverage will be even worse.   :weep:

Enjoy the Darke while you can.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?

My American friend is flying to Brazil with her dad today. She has tickets to see Russia vs Korea- it was a pretty random draw about which game she would get. Not the most spectacular sounding of games but still, I am jealous.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
Why is this?

Ours suck.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 15, 2014, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
Why is this?

Ours suck.
You've taken good ones from what I can tell  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 15, 2014, 09:59:02 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?


You miss a key demographic feature of American soccer fans. For a lot of them a big thing is about being international and not just some American rube focused on American centric things like baseball, american football, and bombing 3rd world countries.

If you read articles for American soccer fans, you will often see some british / non american phrases too and references to just how important it all is in some other country. The point is to keep feeding that part of the audience what they want to hear: you are now on some plane above a narrow american perspective--you have progressed into the global community.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 15, 2014, 10:01:54 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?

My American friend is flying to Brazil with her dad today. She has tickets to see Russia vs Korea- it was a pretty random draw about which game she would get. Not the most spectacular sounding of games but still, I am jealous.
Koreans don't seem terribly optimistic about their chance of advancing from what I've seen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 10:10:55 PM
In addition to what Fredo4Fettucine said, we're very accustomed to foreigners showing up on American TV.  We have Australian anchors on CNN, Iranian reporters, British chefs yelling at their underlings, Australians calling tennis, all kinds of actors and musicians lounging about New York and LA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2014, 10:27:33 PM
That said in the little bit I saw, I missed the American enthusiasm. When Pogba, there was sort of deadpan stating of "tempers have reached a boiling point."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 15, 2014, 09:59:02 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?


You miss a key demographic feature of American soccer fans. For a lot of them a big thing is about being international and not just some American rube focused on American centric things like baseball, american football, and bombing 3rd world countries.

If you read articles for American soccer fans, you will often see some british / non american phrases too and references to just how important it all is in some other country. The point is to keep feeding that part of the audience what they want to hear: you are now on some plane above a narrow american perspective--you have progressed into the global community.

Yeah I think there is an element of that. To Americans who weren't brought up in the game but want to get into it, there's definitely a bit of "learning the language and culture" of the sport, and that can be an appealing aspect by itself.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 16, 2014, 02:42:44 AM
My strategy of picking favorites is paying off.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
I thought I had done the same.  :hmm:

You're still ahead one point. Well done!
Celedhring has so far: 0-0-11. Which must be some kind of record.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 06:03:22 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?
We have American commentators for American football. But also I think it's not the main 'national' sport so it's not much odder than us having Aussies commentating on the cricket. And, perhaps, there's not enough prominent retired/old/available American footballers to do it. Maybe once Howard and Donovan (from abroad they seem like the first American footballers to get much attention at home) retire they'll take over.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 06:06:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
I thought I had done the same.  :hmm:

You're still ahead one point. Well done!
Celedhring has so far: 0-0-11. Which must be some kind of record.


If you look at the Picks matrix you can see he hasn't chosen any picks. Luckily, otherwise he would have to be mental.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 06:09:04 AM
Or a huge fan of Honduras.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 06:30:27 AM
They did a 'Hold the Line' montage on tv here. The Japanese referee clearly had the best spray technique.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 07:43:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 06:06:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
I thought I had done the same.  :hmm:

You're still ahead one point. Well done!
Celedhring has so far: 0-0-11. Which must be some kind of record.


If you look at the Picks matrix you can see he hasn't chosen any picks. Luckily, otherwise he would have to be mental.

Huh? I did make picks.

Guess they didn't get saved :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 08:30:58 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 06:03:22 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?
We have American commentators for American football. But also I think it's not the main 'national' sport so it's not much odder than us having Aussies commentating on the cricket. And, perhaps, there's not enough prominent retired/old/available American footballers to do it. Maybe once Howard and Donovan (from abroad they seem like the first American footballers to get much attention at home) retire they'll take over.

Howard sucks. NBC used him on the Sunday games and he has the television presence of a refrigator.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 08:33:13 AM
They always have Alexi Lalas (though hard to recognize without the hair) in studio though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?

Is it any surprise?  The glory and cultural excellence of France draws in the best and brightest from around the globe.  Well that and many regions of France itself have different sounding last names.  But, you know, France's first two Presidents were President Bonaparte and President MacMahon, not exactly Ethnic French (whatever that may mean) names.

We went through this back around 1900 when there was much hand wringing that so many of our Major League Baseball players were Jews, Irish, and Germans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 16, 2014, 08:39:10 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2014, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 15, 2014, 09:59:02 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 15, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
I find it very unusual (but good for me) that American coverage of footy always has british commentators.
Why is this? Does it not put off American viewers?


You miss a key demographic feature of American soccer fans. For a lot of them a big thing is about being international and not just some American rube focused on American centric things like baseball, american football, and bombing 3rd world countries.

If you read articles for American soccer fans, you will often see some british / non american phrases too and references to just how important it all is in some other country. The point is to keep feeding that part of the audience what they want to hear: you are now on some plane above a narrow american perspective--you have progressed into the global community.

Yeah I think there is an element of that. To Americans who weren't brought up in the game but want to get into it, there's definitely a bit of "learning the language and culture" of the sport, and that can be an appealing aspect by itself.

While ESPN is using British commentators for this WC, we don't always get Brits.  Sometimes we get guys whose native language is Spanish.  They tend to be much more, uhm, enthusiastic than the Brits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 08:40:15 AM
I think Lalas is a good analyst studio guy but I couldn't handle him as a color commentator.

Problem with American soccer commentators is that there are so few professional broadcasters with a generation of experience and knowledge of the game. Everyone has football or basketball or baseball knowledge, virtually none with soccer. Maybe in the next ten or twenty years this will fix itself.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 09:00:23 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 07:43:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 06:06:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
I thought I had done the same.  :hmm:

You're still ahead one point. Well done!
Celedhring has so far: 0-0-11. Which must be some kind of record.


If you look at the Picks matrix you can see he hasn't chosen any picks. Luckily, otherwise he would have to be mental.

Huh? I did make picks.

Guess they didn't get saved :(

You need to press "Send" picks or something like that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 09:58:53 AM
I think Germany will copy Spain today...  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 10:02:54 AM
I'm saying 2-1 for Germany. Hope springs eternal. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 10:14:14 AM
I went 1-1 draw.

We are not getting out of the first matchups without a draw.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
I want someone to make Ronaldo cry.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
I want someone to make Ronaldo cry.

Germany lack those hardmen they used to have. Like Kohler and Briegel. Now they actually play football.  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 09:00:23 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 07:43:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 06:06:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:53:18 AM
I thought I had done the same.  :hmm:

You're still ahead one point. Well done!
Celedhring has so far: 0-0-11. Which must be some kind of record.


If you look at the Picks matrix you can see he hasn't chosen any picks. Luckily, otherwise he would have to be mental.

Huh? I did make picks.

Guess they didn't get saved :(

You need to press "Send" picks or something like that.

Meh, too late now. I should have paid more attention.

I'll be content by leading from the back.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 11:10:25 AM
I like Almeida's porn 'stache.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:11:45 AM
I'm surprised Goetze and Oezil are in the starting 11.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
I want someone to make Ronaldo cry.

Germany lack those hardmen they used to have. Like Kohler and Briegel. Now they actually play football.  <_<

Such players would be sent off with a red card within 5 min today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:15:52 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
I want someone to make Ronaldo cry.

Germany lack those hardmen they used to have. Like Kohler and Briegel. Now they actually play football.  <_<

Such players would be sent off with a red card within 5 min today.

Indeed. Let's hope for the penalty to go in now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:16:19 AM
Jaaaaaaaa! Tor, tor, tor, tor!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
Son of a Bitch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 11:38:24 AM
German efficiency FTW
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:39:50 AM
Good. Keep it up. Thrash those Portuguese!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:42:10 AM
This game just got interesting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 16, 2014, 11:42:14 AM
Pepe  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 11:42:21 AM
PEPE  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 16, 2014, 11:43:54 AM
Come on Americans, finish these guys off next week. :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 11:44:02 AM
Pepe. :lol:

Müller deserves to get slapped for that over reaction, but Pepe is too stupid for football.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:44:13 AM
A rather doubtful red in my opinion.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:45:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:44:13 AM
A rather doubtful red in my opinion.

Unsportsmanlike conduct.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 11:45:30 AM
He is out for the USA match. :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 11:46:46 AM
The referee can't do anything but expel him, Pepe should not have gone for head-to-head contact no matter what.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 16, 2014, 11:46:57 AM
The red was deserved.  No excuse for headbutting someone already on the ground. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 11:47:27 AM
Pepe, what a legend  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 11:47:44 AM
and now you know why we laugh at you, soccer world.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:51:06 AM
And about this time the complaints that Germany is playing without a real striker will end.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 11:51:38 AM
Pepe is still the biggest idiot in the sport.

Also, Portugal sucks and will lose to USA.  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 11:53:09 AM
Excellent. I enjoy this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 11:53:58 AM
It is very difficult to dislike this German side. Portugal on the other hand...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 11:45:12 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:44:13 AM
A rather doubtful red in my opinion.

Unsportsmanlike conduct.

It's all for the history books anyway. Germany leads by three, and won't let Portugal score in the second half. Well done, really!
Germany used to be a team I loathed, now I find them among the most exciting to watch.  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 11:54:45 AM
silly eggplant
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 11:56:16 AM
:yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 11:56:46 AM
Syt and Josquis picked Portugal
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 11:57:52 AM
I did? Huh. I guess, either way: I win. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 11:58:34 AM
I know I picked Germany. Mostly because I loathe Christiano Ronaldo with the intensity of two and a half suns.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 12:00:26 PM
I was on Madeira (Ronaldo's home island) when Germany kicked Portugal out of Euro 2008. Worth it. The following day I took a trip to the spot of the first football game on Portuguese soil. I had no flag with me to raise, though. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
Also, Mereiles looks like a Warhammer dwarf with his beard and mohawk.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 16, 2014, 12:07:46 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 11:45:30 AM
He is out for the USA match. :yeah:

That's actually good for Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 12:09:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqRDqStIAAA_2M3.jpg:large)

Meirelles  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 16, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
Also, Mereiles looks like a Warhammer dwarf with his beard and mohawk.

Yeah, so cool.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 12:11:28 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 16, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
Also, Mereiles looks like a Warhammer dwarf with his beard and mohawk.

Yeah, so cool.

:shutup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 12:11:28 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 16, 2014, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 16, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
Also, Mereiles looks like a Warhammer dwarf with his beard and mohawk.

Yeah, so cool.

:shutup:

Eh, he's still a Portuguese asshole. I wish him only the worse.

but he looks awesome.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 12:25:06 PM
The spectators seem to hate Ronaldo too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 12:25:36 PM
He's not actually telling them to sit & spin, is he?  Those look like index fingers he's sticking up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 12:29:15 PM
And now they lost Coentrao due to injury. It's looking better all the time for the US.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 12:33:47 PM
The US has shown it can handle Portugal:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_FIFA_World_Cup_Group_D#United_States_vs_Portugal

Ghana on the other hand  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 12:33:52 PM
Let's hope that arsewank Ronaldo throws a temper tantrum soon and gets sent off.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 12:36:07 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 09:58:53 AM
I think Germany will copy Spain today...  :ph34r:

Well somebody copied Spain that is for sure.

Bad couple day for Iberia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 12:37:21 PM
Don't like the ref. Pepe's an idiot. First goal shouldn't have been a penalty
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 12:39:26 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 16, 2014, 12:37:21 PM
Don't like the ref. Pepe's an idiot. First goal shouldn't have been a penalty

The first penalty was fine. Pepe's an idiot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 12:42:37 PM
That probably should've been a penalty, but what does it matter?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 12:43:21 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 12:42:37 PM
That probably should've been a penalty, but what does it matter?

Nope, both players went to the ball at the same time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 12:45:57 PM
But one was late. I maybe should've written could've.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 12:46:37 PM
Müller ist die geilste Sau der Welt!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 12:51:44 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 12:57:24 PM
Germany is going to win this, right?




Or will Brazil's refs be stronger?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 12:59:20 PM
I think perhaps Portugal would not have wanted to concede four goals and lose half its starting back four and its starting striker.

Not looking good for the plucky Portuguese.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 01:10:27 PM
It appears I picked the right avatar, considering his namesake's performance today. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 16, 2014, 01:30:26 PM
(https://images.derstandard.at/t/LB109/Livebericht/2000001971859/78a0d5a0-153f-4f14-824a-f8159ba6c2ae.jpg)

:XD:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 01:42:19 PM
:lol:  Where is that?  Somewhere in the east, I'm guessing?

edit: never mind, found that it's in the city formerly known as Karl-Marx-Stadt.  Would have been my guess.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
Iran Nigeria.

I'm already bored...and we haven't gotten to the anthems yet
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
So much action.  So many shots  :zzz
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 02:45:17 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
Iran Nigeria.

I'm already bored...and we haven't gotten to the anthems yet

I have never heard Iran or Nigeria described as boring before I admit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 02:53:13 PM
After Germany vs Portugal, it's like a dried up cake for dessert.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
So much action.  So many shots  :zzz

three shots on goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 16, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Shola Ameobi is in Nigeria's squad. How terrible your options need to be to bring Shola Ameobi to your World Cup squad?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 02:58:32 PM
Hopefully the Ghana game will be a delicious midnight snack.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 02:58:32 PM
Hopefully the Ghana game will be a delicious midnight snack.

One can hope, because this is like wanking with sandpaper.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 16, 2014, 03:07:21 PM
Here is a good line from a Globe and Mail sports report on the Germany-Portugal game.

QuoteThe difference between the two teams – both shot through with continental stars – is that the Germans play as a group. The Portuguese play like 11 guys who just met 10 minutes before the start of the game, and quickly decided they don't like each other very much.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:09:27 PM
The only likeable Portutard left early. And he's only likeable because he sports the WC's best moustache.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

For me it's Pepe continued douchebaggery and Ronaldo's general demeanor. The rest are just unlucky to be associatiated by nationality.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:
jealousy <_< :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

Clearly HVC's continuing mission to fight anti-Portugueseism has hit a snag.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

Clearly HVC's continuing mission to fight anti-Portugueseism has hit a snag.
all I fight for is the proper use of ethnic slurs :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:34:35 PM
Horrible game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 16, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
Kevin-Prince Boateng to miss Ghana game, luck for the US.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

ChrisRo for me. Assdouchewankbag.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 03:45:04 PM
This is the worst game so far.  :moon: :glare:

Boko Haram vs Revolutionary Guard would be better. Give them artillery.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

Oh, and Mereiles flipping the ref after a correct call. All around asshattery.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 16, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Why all the Portuguese hate? :huh:

Oh, and Mereiles flipping the ref after a correct call. All around asshattery.

A certain lack of class.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 03:56:43 PM
I called this one before the anthems...boring. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
And another African team disappoints.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 04:06:49 PM
Maybe Pele meant the 21st century.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 04:11:14 PM
32nd more like it.

Nigeria have such talent, yet no team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 04:14:40 PM
Fell asleep in that match, looks like I missed nothing.

USA - Ghana needs to make up for that shit show.

No Essien and no KPB. :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzn1PmwCVzY

Pepe when he is really pissed off. Müller can be happy....
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 04:15:19 PM
Go Ghana.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 04:20:36 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzn1PmwCVzY

Pepe when he is really pissed off. Müller can be happy....

How he's still allowed to play football is beyond me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 04:24:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 04:15:19 PM
Go Ghana.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F5%2F50%2FBenedict_Arnold._Copy_of_engraving_by_H._B._Hall_after_John_Trumbull%252C_published_1879.%252C_1931_-_1932_-_NARA_-_532921.tif%2Flossy-page1-200px-Benedict_Arnold._Copy_of_engraving_by_H._B._Hall_after_John_Trumbull%252C_published_1879.%252C_1931_-_1932_-_NARA_-_532921.tif.jpg&hash=91f740e6cea3c0923bbc54d8789d91881ba72cf5)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 04:15:19 PM
Go Ghana.
I'm more or less going to bed. But yes :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzn1PmwCVzY

Pepe when he is really pissed off. Müller can be happy....

Jesus.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 16, 2014, 04:20:36 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 16, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzn1PmwCVzY

Pepe when he is really pissed off. Müller can be happy....

How he's still allowed to play football is beyond me.

He plays for Real Madrid. Simples. How that club is allowed to operate is beyond me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 04:56:00 PM
By the way, look up @usasoccerguy on Twatter.

Best thing since the microwave. Ayrooney for the win.

QuoteGOALSHOT! France are a river of soccer wetness right now, sweeping away Hondurass with their real nice soccer plays. In Seine soccer.

QuoteBEN ZEMA INSERTS! The French are up, and a major felony card is shown to Winston Palacios. #soccer #saylavie

QuoteEQUALIZATION! The cross pass from Rooney is kicked into the SGI by Stowage. The  Queen just got saved. #threelines
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 04:58:37 PM
Yeah, usasoccerguy is good  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 05:01:54 PM
America :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Almeida and Coentrão out for 10 days minimum, up to three weeks. :(

Fastest goal of the tournament by the USA. Perhaps there is still hope for Portugal against Ghana. Where's that witch doctor again?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:06:23 PM
'Murrica ahead! Goalshot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
Holy crap. One guy challenged him. Another African team fails at defense.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 16, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Crud...I'm going to end the day in last place in the Languish League at this rate. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 05:09:26 PM
 :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
Sod my picks. USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:11:04 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on June 16, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
Crud...I'm going to end the day in last place in the Languish League at this rate. :(

You'd have a hard time beating celed "Did not save" hring for that last place.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 05:48:51 PM
This is hardly the best ad for football in America. I am sad to watch it in real time with no option to skip to the highlights.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 05:57:19 PM
This game is bad. Fortunately my team is winning (barely) so I don't care.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 05:57:35 PM
Yooess crummy at holding on to the ball.  But thank God they ditched the Waldo outfits.

I'd pay money to see a US player break Pepe's femur after a cheap shot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 06:02:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgWxfI03lc

:cry: :yuk: :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 16, 2014, 06:04:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 05:57:35 PM
I'd pay money to see a US player break Pepe's femur after a cheap shot.

As I understand it you are going to have to wait for a while as Pepe will miss the game against the US because of his Red Card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 06:06:59 PM
I can live with that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:11:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 05:57:35 PM
I'd pay money to see a US player break Pepe's femur after a cheap shot.

Is this a reference to the Pepe-Real-Madrid-style "challenge" by Jones to a Ghana player during the first half?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 06:18:14 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 05:57:35 PM
Yooess crummy at holding on to the ball.  But thank God they ditched the Waldo outfits.


Stats mean little. 60-40 possession to Ghana. And no goals. I was brought up with the ethos that what you do with the ball when you have it is more important than just having it for the sake of it. The US can probably counter Ghana to 3 or 4 to nil, as the Ghana defence isn't just shaky, it's like Berlin 1945.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:11:10 PM
Is this a reference to the Pepe-Real-Madrid-style "challenge" by Jones to a Ghana player during the first half?

No, and I don't know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:20:52 PM
America isn't playing that convincingly. If Portugal wasn't missing a quarter of their top line they might of beat them
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:11:10 PM
Is this a reference to the Pepe-Real-Madrid-style "challenge" by Jones to a Ghana player during the first half?

No, and I don't know what you're talking about.

Then I guess you you give attention to football the way you watch movies, only some bits here and there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:20:52 PM
America isn't playing that convincingly. If Portugal wasn't missing a quarter of their top line they might of beat them

Honestly, not having Hugo Almeida is not a crippling loss. Now Coentrão...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 06:32:01 PM
Imagine if Ghana were competent. :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 06:39:22 PM
Essien on. I am unsure as to why he didn't start.

There are so many great African footballers, but no country except the Ivorians seem to function as a collective.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 06:46:41 PM
Müller is going to score 10 goals in the group phase.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
come on, stay tied.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 06:48:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 06:51:19 PM
Nuke the Gold Coast.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:51:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 06:48:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
see what you did
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 06:52:48 PM
Well done, USA. :)

That should do it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:54:50 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
come on, stay tied.

Para a próxima, fica calado, está bem?  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 06:54:50 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 16, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
come on, stay tied.

Para a próxima, fica calado, está bem?  :)
foi ed!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2014, 07:01:04 PM
THANKS OBAMA!

https://vine.co/v/MIDFLvaXbDX (https://vine.co/v/MIDFLvaXbDX)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 06:48:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

https://vine.co/v/MIDFLvaXbDX
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 07:01:36 PM
Sad face.

Last time I'll bet on black.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 07:01:51 PM
Lol, 10 minutes ago, I was like Fuck this silly ass sport.  5 minutes later, USA USA USA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
Very lucky result.  I saw about five very good chances for Ghana in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
Look at Klinsmann celebrating. You know this team plays for him and for each other.

Love seeing that!
Michael Bradley is a player I wouldn't mind seeing play for my favourite team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 07:05:46 PM
Yeah, from 65 to 80, Ghana had plenty of chances.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:08:08 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
Very lucky result.  I saw about five very good chances for Ghana in the 2nd half.

Ghana had the best of the second half, and created some chances. But I am not particularly impressed by them. Supposedly, they are one of the African teams that could go all the way, but I can't see it happening. Good players, mediocre team display.
And if you are going to win anything, a good unit is imperative. Portugal doesn't have it, Ghana doesn't have it, Germany has it, the USA is well on the way.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:13:41 PM
QuoteCOMPLETION WHISTLE! The victory points are America's as they thrash Ghana Soccer Club 2 to 1. #usa #soccer

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 07:18:47 PM
The look on Brooks' face when he scored was priceless. :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 16, 2014, 07:20:31 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 07:18:47 PM
The look on Brooks' face when he scored was priceless. :cry:

Aye, that's what the World Cup is about.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2014, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 16, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 04:15:19 PM
Go Ghana.
I'm more or less going to bed. But yes :w00t:

:nelson:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 07:18:47 PM
The look on Brooks' face when he scored was priceless. :cry:

It was glorious. I tend to root for underdogs, so the US was my team tonight. I picked Ghana in the pool, though.

Seeing passion like that, it's what it's all about. Sports can be intellectualised, analysed and explained, but the basic behind most is just feelings.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 16, 2014, 07:25:33 PM
Glad about the result, but the USA side sure doesn't look like it's well-prepared for tropical conditions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 16, 2014, 07:26:46 PM
:punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 16, 2014, 07:29:59 PM
Not a good world cup for the Africans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 16, 2014, 07:31:32 PM
I will take this - my team getting a crucial win when they played poorly (horrible possession), gutting out the late corner and two subs hooking up for the winner...priceless.

This three points was vital.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:39:04 PM
I will repeat this; possession means nothing unless it's turned into goals. When you're 1-0 or 2-0 up, you'll want possession. Until then, it means little until you score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 07:49:46 PM
Don't know about the other guys, but I'm not talking about meaningless ballroom dancing at the center stripe; I'm talking about not gifting the ball to the other team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 16, 2014, 07:50:09 PM
On the one hand, I'm glad the US won. On the other hand, now I have to watch the games against Portugal and Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 16, 2014, 08:11:25 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 07:39:04 PM
I will repeat this; possession means nothing unless it's turned into goals. When you're 1-0 or 2-0 up, you'll want possession. Until then, it means little until you score.

My big problem was the lazy passes and people not holding onto the ball.  The US under Klinsmann has tried to score the second goal, and tonight there was problems in midfield just connecting.  As Dempsey said it made the US run more.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
Very lucky result.  I saw about five very good chances for Ghana in the 2nd half.

Ghana is a quality side and has knocked us out of the last two world cups. We just beat them. Maybe Italy and England and Brazil etc. can be judged based on style when beating decent opponents in the World Cup, but we aren't there yet. I'll take the W.

Going into the World Cup, there seems to be three categories we could fall into (at least after we knew who our group was):

Disaster: 0-1 points, unable to beat anyone.
Expectations: 3 points, most likely beating Ghana and losing to Portugal and Germany.
Miraculous: We advance out of the group stage.

Whatever else happens, we just met expectations, and are as well positioned as we can be to get out of the group.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 08:40:18 PM
Who said anything about style?  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:43:55 PM
The US was the favorite in this game, and I noticed in the pool that as many people picked Ghana as the US. In particular, I think dps should report for deportation, and for picking a draw funkmonk is on the watchlist.  :P

Also, it seems Viking picked a hell of a time to not pick the favorite to win the game.  :yeah:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 08:44:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 07:01:51 PM
Lol, 10 minutes ago, I was like Fuck this silly ass sport.  5 minutes later, USA USA USA

Typical. You call them Eurofags one minute and switch sides faster than Italy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 08:44:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 08:44:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 07:01:51 PM
Lol, 10 minutes ago, I was like Fuck this silly ass sport.  5 minutes later, USA USA USA

Typical. You call them Eurofags one minute and switch sides faster than Italy.

Goddamned right.  I can draw the foul.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 08:40:18 PM
Who said anything about style?  :huh:

You did. You commented that it was a lucky result. That seems to imply we didn't get too many style points from the Korean-American judges.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 08:45:53 PM
I just noticed the Victory avatar.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 08:50:05 PM
Fuck the Germans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:45:35 PM
You did. You commented that it was a lucky result. That seems to imply we didn't get too many style points from the Korean-American judges.  :P

:unsure:

Style doesn't boost your chances of scoring goals; quality shots do.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 08:52:48 PM
The Ghana voodoo medicine man got on my nerves, too.  Probably gets ethnically cleansed the moment his ass gets back home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:45:35 PM
You did. You commented that it was a lucky result. That seems to imply we didn't get too many style points from the Korean-American judges.  :P

:unsure:

Style doesn't boost your chances of scoring goals; quality shots do.

I think a 2-1 win where you controlled the game and had a number of quality shots would be considered stylish, while a lucky win is not.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 08:57:47 PM
For me, 1 point out of this group would have met my expectations in this tournament. 3 points now is fucking supreme allied victory and anything that happens now is just gravy.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 08:58:07 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2014, 08:52:48 PM
The Ghana voodoo medicine man got on my nerves, too.  Probably gets ethnically cleansed the moment his ass gets back home.

FIFA'S slomo shots of the crowd are always annoying. I'd like an NFL films tape shoved up the director's ass.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2014, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
I think a 2-1 win where you controlled the game and had a number of quality shots would be considered stylish, while a lucky win is not.

You lost me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 09:01:34 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 16, 2014, 08:57:47 PM
For me, 1 point out of this group would have met my expectations in this tournament. 3 points now is fucking supreme allied victory and anything that happens now is just gravy.

It is interesting, but it would seem very possible that a draw against Portugal is all we need to get out of the group stage. Drawing against Portugal isn't going to be so easy, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 16, 2014, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
I think a 2-1 win where you controlled the game and had a number of quality shots would be considered stylish, while a lucky win is not.

They didn't control the game, the US goalie had way more activity than the Ghanaian one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 09:29:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 16, 2014, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
I think a 2-1 win where you controlled the game and had a number of quality shots would be considered stylish, while a lucky win is not.

They didn't control the game, the US goalie had way more activity than the Ghanaian one.

:secret: That was my point.

FWIW, the US goalie is one of our few truly world class players. We need him to play like the badass he is.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 16, 2014, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 09:29:19 PM
:secret: That was my point.

So you were actually agreeing with Yi while sounding like you were arguing against him? How grumbleresque.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 09:54:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 16, 2014, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 09:29:19 PM
:secret: That was my point.

So you were actually agreeing with Yi while sounding like you were arguing against him? How grumbleresque.  :hmm:

I truly don't care about continuing this.  :D

However, no I don't think we won with great style. But let me summarize what was said:

Yi: We were lucky.
Me: Fuck style points, all that matters is we won.
Yi: I never said anything about style points.
Me: You sort of did implicitly. Lots of opportunities is considered stylistic, getting lucky is not.

My first response wasn't even arguing with Yi. I was just trying to say, "fuck how we won, we won, wooohooo!"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Whew.  I never had a doubt that US would win, apart from a short 90 minutes stretch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
DG is preparing to cheer for his Russian team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 10:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
DG is preparing to cheer for his Russian team.
Good god, do I look like a masochist?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 10:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
DG is preparing to cheer for his Russian team.
Good god, do I look like a masochist?

You look Russian, yes?

In soviet Russia, team watches you!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2014, 10:52:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 10:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
DG is preparing to cheer for his Russian team.
Good god, do I look like a masochist?
You expect Korea to win?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 11:37:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2014, 10:52:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 16, 2014, 10:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
DG is preparing to cheer for his Russian team.
Good god, do I look like a masochist?
You expect Korea to win?
Well, they're not Russia, and they're playing against Russia.  That's two things going for them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 17, 2014, 01:09:46 AM
http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/06/croatian-world-cup-team-bonds-naked-in-hot-tub.html?mid=facebook_nymag

QuoteHot Shot: Croatian World Cup Team Bonds Naked in Hot Tub

The World Cup gives us so many wonderful moments: shirtless hugs, tender butt-pats, post-GOOOOOOAL facial expressions that are so joyous they could be mistaken for orgasmic ecstasy. So far, the best moment of the 2014 World Cup goes to the Croatian team. After losing to Brazil, the players took a nice, relaxing hot tub in the buff, because only winners get to wear swim trunks.

Also, major thanks to the creep-shotographer for leaving all the foliage in the frame. This way, viewers feel as if they are also hiding in the bushes, spying on the Croatians in all their naked, homoerotic glory.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 17, 2014, 01:45:03 AM
http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/06/37-reasons-why-andrea-pirlo-is-the-worlds-greatest-living-human-man/ (http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/06/37-reasons-why-andrea-pirlo-is-the-worlds-greatest-living-human-man/)

:lol:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 17, 2014, 02:13:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 16, 2014, 08:43:55 PM
The US was the favorite in this game, and I noticed in the pool that as many people picked Ghana as the US. In particular, I think dps should report for deportation, and for picking a draw funkmonk is on the watchlist.  :P

Also, it seems Viking picked a hell of a time to not pick the favorite to win the game.  :yeah:

My reasoning was that after ditching Donovan the US wasn't the favorite anymore.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 02:13:53 AM
Woohoo! Tied for first place!  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 03:00:35 AM
Fell asleep after the first half. Not particularly impressed with either side, but as long as one of them denies Portugal a place in the knockout phase I'm happy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:12:10 AM
Awkward...
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fusatftw.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F06%2Fangie.jpg&hash=4b12061575aa2b747c31183e66e5cddf4ecd40cf)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 17, 2014, 03:38:37 AM
Not as awkward as the selfies of Podolski with her.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 03:52:33 AM
She's lost lot of weight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 03:56:59 AM
Probably lent it to Greeks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 17, 2014, 04:03:22 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbc03.rp-online.de%2Fpolopoly_fs%2Fchancellor-of-germany-angela-merkel-celebrates-1.4317931.1402938308%21httpImage%2F1141720483.jpg_gen%2Fderivatives%2Fd540x303%2F1141720483.jpg&hash=b2a95b16b69366cd2bc708419664a65e6928a730)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:10:50 AM
I have no reason to doubt her enthusiasm for Das Mannschaft, and even as someone on the left, I have a lot of time for Merkel.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 04:17:09 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 03:52:33 AM
She's lost lot of weight.

The total opposite of François Hollande, once again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:19:43 AM
I am starting to think Hollande shagged your girlfriend or something.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 04:21:31 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:10:50 AM
I have no reason to doubt her enthusiasm for Das Mannschaft, and even as someone on the left, I have a lot of time for Merkel.

Die.

Yes, word genders are evil.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:24:40 AM
German press speculates that she lost more than 10kg.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:34:13 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 04:21:31 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:10:50 AM
I have no reason to doubt her enthusiasm for Das Mannschaft, and even as someone on the left, I have a lot of time for Merkel.

Die.

Yes, word genders are evil.

Die Mannschaft. And to think I was actually taught German at school. I am better at reading it, thankfully.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:19:43 AM
I am starting to think Hollande shagged your girlfriend or something.

Indeed, the ones who voted for him feel they were screwed, but since I was not part of them it does not apply. You might want to check his current popularity.
Is Hollande a sacred cow of the scandiweenie social-democrats now or what? Your team did not make to the WC while even the likes of Portugal managed to do it so you're bitter or what?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 05:08:07 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:12:10 AM
Awkward...
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fusatftw.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F06%2Fangie.jpg&hash=4b12061575aa2b747c31183e66e5cddf4ecd40cf)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg01.lachschon.de%2Fimages%2F162782_angiesuperstaroder_1.jpg&hash=eb97dfa9b713295569e83d9ce84b9044e1ec30ab)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:34:13 AM
Quote from: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 04:21:31 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:10:50 AM
I have no reason to doubt her enthusiasm for Das Mannschaft, and even as someone on the left, I have a lot of time for Merkel.

Die.

Yes, word genders are evil.

Die Mannschaft. And to think I was actually taught German at school. I am better at reading it, thankfully.

Having to learn the gender of every word when learning a new language is a big pain, and German has three of them...

English is such a great language because they don't go around looking if tables or sofas have either a dick or a pussy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 05:35:33 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:19:43 AM
I am starting to think Hollande shagged your girlfriend or something.

Indeed, the ones who voted for him feel they were screwed, but since I was not part of them it does not apply. You might want to check his current popularity.
Is Hollande a sacred cow of the scandiweenie social-democrats now or what? Your team did not make to the WC while even the likes of Portugal managed to do it so you're bitter or what?

No, Hollande means very little to me, at least. And for not qualifying; Norway wasn't even close. The team just isn't good enough, and I expect nothing from the European Championship qualifiers either. There's no bitterness, just a lot of resigned sighs. Our domestic league is among the poorest in Europe at the moment. Our national team never really did much after 1994 and 1998. The Swedes and Danes are better, and even Iceland beat Norway comfortably. So no bitterness, or sore loser here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 17, 2014, 05:55:21 AM
Today is bound to be very boring I think.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 05:59:20 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 17, 2014, 05:55:21 AM
Today is bound to be very boring I think.

It's gonna be easy to improve upon the last two games, though. I think Russia - S Korea will be entertaining.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:02:54 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 17, 2014, 05:55:21 AM
Today is bound to be very boring I think.

Might be interesting to see if Brazil actually can play. But yeah, Belgium - Algeria and Russia - South Korea do not fill me with pantsy dairy factories.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2014, 06:06:35 AM
The start of classes will be delayed from 8:30 to 9am because of the game tomorrow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.

Yes, but against Algeria it will be hard to tell how good they really are.
Unless they struggle, of course.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 06:21:53 AM
I think Russia - S. Korea should be entertaining enough, but yeah, I will be more interested when Belgium plays them both.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 08:41:12 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 17, 2014, 01:45:03 AM
http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/06/37-reasons-why-andrea-pirlo-is-the-worlds-greatest-living-human-man/ (http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/06/37-reasons-why-andrea-pirlo-is-the-worlds-greatest-living-human-man/)

:lol:

L.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd1p3t35jiqtse7.cloudfront.net%2Fcontent%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F06%2FExtract.jpg&hash=591c3551522f520723115a2bc31c8fdc83677de6)

:lol: :lol: :lol: One of the greatest ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 11:23:00 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.

I miss those EUOT days with Walloons being worse than Hitler.

Belgium's side looks strong on paper, Algeria look like they will defend and do little else so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 17, 2014, 11:26:10 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 04:56:00 PM
By the way, look up @usasoccerguy on Twatter.

Best thing since the microwave. Ayrooney for the win.


He is a fan of your team!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 11:32:41 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 11:41:15 AM
Cars are burning in the banlieues but these are feux de joie. :)
Lots of police and metro guards in Barbès-Rochechouart (that's the 10. Bezirk North African style in Paris for the Vienna cognoscendi).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.

Yes, but against Algeria it will be hard to tell how good they really are.
Unless they struggle, of course.

Well...

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 11:47:36 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 17, 2014, 11:26:10 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 16, 2014, 04:56:00 PM
By the way, look up @usasoccerguy on Twatter.

Best thing since the microwave. Ayrooney for the win.


He is a fan of your team!

The team actually exists, as far as I know. Sunday League pub team with a lot of exiled Nottingham folks.

Belgium really need to up their game now, but I have a feeling it'll be difficult and that this will peter out in a 1-0 or 1-1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 12:12:12 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.

Yes, but against Algeria it will be hard to tell how good they really are.
Unless they struggle, of course.

Well...

Bloody hell  :lol:
This could be the second one everybody gets wrong in the pool.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 12:15:10 PM
Algeria have gone for the "Let's show our nipples" shirts.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on June 17, 2014, 12:20:09 PM
Perfect.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 12:31:35 PM
Fellaini. Scary hair, good in the air.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 17, 2014, 12:39:04 PM
Go Phlegms!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 12:44:09 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 12:12:12 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 06:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 06:08:05 AM
I'm actually curious to see Belgium in action, after being labelled as a potential dark horse.

Yes, but against Algeria it will be hard to tell how good they really are.
Unless they struggle, of course.

Well...

Bloody hell  :lol:
This could be the second one everybody gets wrong in the pool.

Not anymore. Retro-afro haircuts FTW!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 17, 2014, 12:47:48 PM
Never in doubt. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:51:01 PM
Clearly a Jew CIA plot to keep Algeria down.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:03:46 PM
Fellaini had a black helicopter in his hair.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 01:21:53 PM
Hopefully Lukaku disappoints so fiercely that we can soon afford him :mellow:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:34:42 PM
Next up; Brazil vs Mexico.

I picked Brazil as the eventual winner of this World Cup.

I know nothing about Mexico, but previous World Cups that haven't been in Mexico haven't been kind on them.
Brazil was unimpressive against Croatia. Maybe they'll show off some of the potential in the team tonight.

I hope for a better ref than against Croatia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 17, 2014, 01:36:54 PM
Mexico have a decent record getting out of their WC groups actually, this current team looks a bit crap though.

Brazil won't probably need the referee this time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:40:00 PM
I remember us playing them in 1994. Our only win.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 02:18:17 PM
Did the referee forget his cards?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 17, 2014, 02:25:40 PM
Go Brazil Go!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 17, 2014, 02:33:34 PM
I like those Google doodles:

(https://www.google.at/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-14-brazil-vs-mexico-4810539213520896.2-hp.gif)

Saint Paul, the Octopus, PBUH.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 02:34:40 PM
Good game so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 17, 2014, 02:35:49 PM
No Brazil No!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:23:05 PM
Thankfully Brazil - Mexico is filling the "World Cup hotties quota" just fine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 03:35:57 PM
Brazil have started playing well, now they just need to not finish with a shot straight on the goalie.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 03:48:13 PM
Impressive work by the Mexican goalkeeper.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 03:51:20 PM
What's wrong with the referee?  He's supposed to give a penalty kick to Brazil whenever they fall down in the penalty area.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 03:54:25 PM
Neymar is more fun to watch for Brazil than for Barca.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 17, 2014, 03:54:38 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 03:51:20 PM
What's wrong with the referee?  He's supposed to give a penalty kick to Brazil whenever they fall down in the penalty area.

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 17, 2014, 03:55:44 PM
OH FFS...a draw... :mad:

Still, I would imagine I'm not the only one who didn't see this coming.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:55:52 PM
Very good game by Mexico. Ochoa was outstanding.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 03:56:16 PM
Best refereeing since the beginning of the tournament?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 17, 2014, 03:56:37 PM
:nelson: @ Beeb.  ¡Viva México!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:56:45 PM
Brazil are really really bad. Won't get past the round of 16.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 03:56:16 PM
Best refereeing since the beginning of the tournament?
Didn't see a single mistake. He was quite willing to let the game go on too on small things, which is good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 03:57:50 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on June 17, 2014, 03:55:44 PM
OH FFS...a draw... :mad:

Still, I would imagine I'm not the only one who didn't see this coming.

The Languish pool went all BRA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 03:56:16 PM
Best refereeing since the beginning of the tournament?
Didn't see a single mistake. He was quite willing to let the game go on too on small things, which is good.

A bit rough in the beginning, where a card or two earlier could've helped.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
Also this Mexican team is light years better than it was a year ago. Good on them.

CONCACAF providing strong evidence that is indeed the greatest of all the confederations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:59:51 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:56:45 PM
Brazil are really really bad. Won't get past the round of 16.
They certainly didn't look invincible. If Spain for example comes back and is second in group B, they could well win over Brazil in the round of sixteen. If Italy somehow only comes second in their group, they would win over this Brazil team in the quarter final...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 04:00:51 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
Also this Mexican team is light years better than it was a year ago. Good on them.

CONCACAF providing strong evidence that is indeed the greatest of all the confederations.

:D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:03:39 PM
Pretty gripping game despite a 0-0 though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:06:19 PM
Decent performance by both. Brazil could maybe have taken this, but honestly, they didn't play well enough. There are so many easy mistakes that need correcting if they are going to win this WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on June 17, 2014, 04:06:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 17, 2014, 03:56:37 PM
:nelson: @ Beeb.  ¡Viva México!

:huh:

If I understand it a tie for Brazil is almost as good (since they've already beat Croatia). 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:08:23 PM
Is Fred really international class? He seemed very weak today, losing lots and lots of balls. He doesn't play in Europe, which is usually not a good sign either.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 04:10:06 PM
Brazil played good, but not great. They will have to play a lot better to win.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 04:11:09 PM
Jo sure as fuck ain't.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 17, 2014, 04:13:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 17, 2014, 04:06:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 17, 2014, 03:56:37 PM
:nelson: @ Beeb.  ¡Viva México!

:huh:

If I understand it a tie for Brazil is almost as good (since they've already beat Croatia).

It really isn't. Against these sides they should have secured their ticket out of the group by now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 03:59:51 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 03:56:45 PM
Brazil are really really bad. Won't get past the round of 16.
They certainly didn't look invincible. If Spain for example comes back and is second in group B, they could well win over Brazil in the round of sixteen. If Italy somehow only comes second in their group, they would win over this Brazil team in the quarter final...

While Germany will have an easy ride until the semifinal at least.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:24:33 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
While Germany will have an easy ride until the semifinal at least.
Hmm. First of all, we haven't won the group yet although we are halfway there I guess.

We would then probably face one of South Korea, Russia and Belgium in the round of sixteen. That should be possible to win.

The quarter final would probably be France, which is a quite good team with lots of individual quality. Not really an easy ride.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:08:23 PM
Is Fred really international class? He seemed very weak today, losing lots and lots of balls. He doesn't play in Europe, which is usually not a good sign either.

I'd say he would be an international for Norway, but he seems rather out of place in Brazil's side. Don't rate him at all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 04:39:43 PM
Prior to the beginning of the tournament the four teams I was concerned about were Brazil, Spain, Argentina, and Italy. All other teams Germany should be able to beat as long as we don't play shitty.  And we can't meet any of those four prior to the semifinal.

OTOH, any finish less than the semifinal should be considered a colossal failure.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 04:49:11 PM
I didn't rate Italy before this World Cup, as the Serie A has been poor the past few years.

Pirlo is amazing, but I am unsure about of the rest of the squad.

Of the teams that have played so far, Holland, Argentina and Germany have looked very good. Brazil, so and so, Italy better than I thought, and England as per usual. Belgium might do something, but I doubt they make it past the quarter-finals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 17, 2014, 04:51:47 PM
You thought Argentina looked very good? :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 05:09:52 PM
Nice comb over there by the ref. Speaking of which, how obvious will the refereeing be in Russia 2018?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 17, 2014, 05:10:16 PM
Holland has two great players in van Persie and Robben, but the rest is so-so. Spain was incredibly weak (only one player exceeded 10 km in total distance). Argentina has looked good, but not great. Brazil so far has not lived up to the hype after the confed cup win last year. Italy is a classic tournament team like Germany and despite their relative strength or weakness on paper you can always count on them going far (just like Germany). They had a very solid game against England, which was playing good as well, but a tick weaker than Italy.

I can see Brazil growing in strength as the tournament progresses, but are vulnerable to an early knock-out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 05:34:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 17, 2014, 04:51:47 PM
You thought Argentina looked very good? :hmm:

I think, unfortunately, that they'll get better and better.

Didn't see many weak links in their team, but a somewhat slow start.
Germany, in my opinion, so far has no real weak link. The Dutch team is much better than what could be expected. RvP is world-class, same with Robben.
Spain will probably turn things around and be the other team to qualify from that group.

Italy's surprised me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 17, 2014, 05:43:21 PM
RUS-KOR:  :zzz
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
Russia is much worse than I thought. No new Arshavin. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 05:54:25 PM
This has been the most boring game so far.
Snoozefest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 17, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
I do however get a chuckle each time Zhurkov touches the ball.  ^_^
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:01:30 PM
The Russian and Brazilian national anthems today :w00t: :wub:

Other thoughts:
I love this ref's comb-over. It is outstanding, precise and shameless.
Korea look like they got a job lot of dodgy ginger hair dye.
I quite like South Korea here. I hope they win.

QuoteI do however get a chuckle each time Zhurkov touches the ball.  ^_^
Also Shatoff.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:02:07 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 17, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
Russia is much worse than I thought. No new Arshavin. :weep:
Apparently Capello's picked an old team (:o) which may not be the right choice four years before hosting.

Edit: So many things can be explained by 'he's a big lad' and so few problems that aren't solve if you 'just hit it'.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 17, 2014, 06:11:13 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:01:30 PM

I quite like South Korea here. I hope they win.

I picked Russia in the Languish pool.  I have no idea why.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 17, 2014, 06:19:53 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:01:30 PM
Also Shatoff.

He doesn't work as well in American.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 06:29:04 PM
Well, one goalless draw avoided.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 17, 2014, 06:29:46 PM
I have cursed the Russian GoalKeeper... :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:30:10 PM
The Soviet Union had superb goalkeepers. Russia, not so much. Good riddance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 17, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Capello has done it again. (Shitty goalkeeping in the first game)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
That's the fourth or fifth time he can't hold on to a relatively weak shot. Horrible goalkeeping.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:37:26 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
That's the fourth or fifth time he can't hold on to a relatively weak shot. Horrible goalkeeping.
From both sides.

I expect a BBC rant about keepers punching the ball in 5, 4...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:38:07 PM
Still a bad game, but more entertaining now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:44:27 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:37:26 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
That's the fourth or fifth time he can't hold on to a relatively weak shot. Horrible goalkeeping.
From both sides.

I expect a BBC rant about keepers punching the ball in 5, 4...

Remind them that the best save ever was by Banks vs Pele, and that Banks didn't hold Pele's header.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:48:21 PM
I'd forgive Akinfeev if that was the kind of quality coming from the Koreans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
Back to snoozefestery. I hope both get raped by Walloons with no lube.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:56:07 PM
Iran -Nigeria, or this. Which was worse? Russia disappointed me more than Nigeria.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:57:51 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:44:27 PM
Remind them that the best save ever was by Banks vs Pele, and that Banks didn't hold Pele's header.
They mentioned him a lot today. See also:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=opera&q=gordon+banks&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=gordon+banks&tbm=nws

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 17, 2014, 06:58:18 PM
Glad I watched Brazil - Mexico on fastforward/internet, bit of a snorefest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 17, 2014, 06:56:07 PM
Iran -Nigeria, or this. Which was worse? Russia disappointed me more than Nigeria.

Easy, Russia-Korea was entertaining in the second half unlike Iran-Nigeria in both halves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 17, 2014, 06:57:51 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 06:44:27 PM
Remind them that the best save ever was by Banks vs Pele, and that Banks didn't hold Pele's header.
They mentioned him a lot today. See also:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=opera&q=gordon+banks&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=gordon+banks&tbm=nws

:lol:

Yashin, Banks, Shilton, Maier, Dasayev. Those are my top five keepers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 17, 2014, 08:44:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 17, 2014, 04:08:23 PM
Is Fred really international class? He seemed very weak today, losing lots and lots of balls. He doesn't play in Europe, which is usually not a good sign either.

He used to play for Olympique Lyon until 2009, but he was never a lights out striker there, or now that he's back in Brazil. That's rather telling about the lack of quality players in certain positions in Brazil, such as striker or keeper.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2014, 09:03:56 PM
Watched the 2nd half with my kids in the auditorium. That made it very entertaining.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 17, 2014, 09:06:39 PM
Picked a good day to work i see.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 18, 2014, 02:57:24 AM
Have there been any games worth watching?
I've only seen a replay of the England and Brazil games so far. So freaking inconvenient. Damn you Americas
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:20:15 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 18, 2014, 02:57:24 AM
Have there been any games worth watching?
I've only seen a replay of the England and Brazil games so far. So freaking inconvenient. Damn you Americas

The Spain and Portugal games were very entertaining.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 05:03:43 AM
We play for our lives tonight against Chile. Nail biting is saying little about how the game will be.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:06:04 AM
Sanchis and Suazo are Chile's danger men, I reckon.

To think I signed Suazo for a Norwegian team in FM some years ago makes me giggle.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 18, 2014, 05:06:21 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 05:03:43 AM
We play for our lives tonight against Chile. Nail biting is saying little about how the game will be.  :ph34r:

fingers crossed  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense. :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 05:03:43 AM
We play for our lives tonight against Chile. Nail biting is saying little about how the game will be.  :ph34r:

Thomas the Hamster (named after Thomas Häßler) is predicting an early goal to Chile with a final result of 2-1 to Chile.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense. :menace:

#6 Lieta. Defensive midfielder. :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:32:08 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 05:03:43 AM
We play for our lives tonight against Chile. Nail biting is saying little about how the game will be.  :ph34r:

Thomas the Hamster (named after Thomas Häßler) is predicting an early goal to Chile with a final result of 2-1 to Chile.

Yes, most good coaches have a hamster in an advisory role.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:35:04 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 AM
Thomas the Hamster (named after Thomas Häßler)

:lol: I mean Häßler's small, but still ...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 18, 2014, 06:22:23 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense. :menace:

#6 Lieta. Defensive midfielder. :menace:

#9, Winho.

Erm...

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 06:31:50 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 05:03:43 AM
We play for our lives tonight against Chile. Nail biting is saying little about how the game will be.  :ph34r:

Thomas the Hamster (named after Thomas Häßler) is predicting an early goal to Chile with a final result of 2-1 to Chile.

I only recognize the authority of Paul the octopus (PBUH) as animal oracle.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 06:47:08 AM
Paul's dead, man. Paul's dead.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 18, 2014, 07:03:38 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense. :menace:

#6 Lieta. Defensive midfielder. :menace:

#8 Sastrinho. Iniesta's role  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 18, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
Who does Valmy pick?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 07:15:18 AM
If Valmy was an animal, what animal would he be?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 18, 2014, 07:17:55 AM
QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Telmico
#2

I expected worse.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 18, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Hilariisco, number 2
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 18, 2014, 07:35:32 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 07:15:18 AM
If Valmy was an animal, what animal would he be?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.informzoo.com%2Fuploads%2FImage%2FGreat%2520Longhorn%2520Medium%2520Web%2520view.jpg&hash=090c1be5927517f74fe089c02272a2cdcab6a211)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 07:47:17 AM
2 Tomildo. I guess that position would be contested heavily.  :glare:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 08:09:25 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 18, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
Who does Valmy pick?

Chile.  They shall liberate the soccer world from the tyranny of Spain like they liberated themselves from the tyranny of Communism in 1973.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 08:14:44 AM
That's it, you are now my new nemesis!  :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 08:50:27 AM
1   Norgy   12   12    5    70.59%    *
2   Viking   12   12    5    70.59%    *
3   frunk   11   11    6    64.71%    *
4   Josephus   10   10    7    58.82%    *
5   Liep   10   10    7    58.82%    *
6   Maladict   10   10    7    58.82%    *
7   Duque de Bragança   9   9    8    52.94%    *
8   funkmonk   9   9    8    52.94%    *
9   josquius   9   9    8    52.94%    *
10   Pedrito   9   9    8    52.94%    *
11   Dorsey4Heisman   8   8    9    47.06%    *
12   Syt   8   8    9    47.06%    *
13   Tamas   8   8    9    47.06%    *
14   Agelastus   7   7    10    41.18%    *
15   dps   7   7    10    41.18%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    17    0.00%    *
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 08:52:57 AM
So sad I missed this.

My Yahoo picks are not doing great.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 08:54:09 AM
I blame the African teams for once again letting me down. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 09:11:06 AM
Up next, Holland v Australia.
For some reason we have never been able to beat Australia.  :huh:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 09:18:19 AM
3-1 Holland - Australia
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 09:19:18 AM
27-0, Holland  over Australia
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 09:21:27 AM
Tim Cahill's last World Cup  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 09:22:52 AM
The Netherlands 3 - The Marvelous Land of Oz 0
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 09:24:39 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 08:09:25 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 18, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
Who does Valmy pick?

Chile.  They shall liberate the soccer world from the tyranny of Spain like they liberated themselves from the tyranny of Communism in 1973.

You've won me over :punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 09:28:42 AM
Holland - Australia. This is hard, I like both team. I have a standing rule, like Monos really, that I will cheer for any team that comes from a country that calls it Soccer. #propername
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 09:33:42 AM
I've just realised this is the only sport where I'm entirely happy cheering on Australia :o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 18, 2014, 09:36:22 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 08:50:27 AM
1   Norgy   12   12    5    70.59%    *
2   Viking   12   12    5    70.59%    *
3   frunk   11   11    6    64.71%    *
4   Josephus   10   10    7    58.82%    *
5   Liep   10   10    7    58.82%    *
6   Maladict   10   10    7    58.82%    *
7   Duque de Bragança   9   9    8    52.94%    *
8   funkmonk   9   9    8    52.94%    *
9   josquius   9   9    8    52.94%    *
10   Pedrito   9   9    8    52.94%    *
11   Dorsey4Heisman   8   8    9    47.06%    *
12   Syt   8   8    9    47.06%    *
13   Tamas   8   8    9    47.06%    *
14   Agelastus   7   7    10    41.18%    *
15   dps   7   7    10    41.18%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    17    0.00%    *
Man, celedhring really needs to pick it up in the next round.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 18, 2014, 09:46:38 AM
Odds are looking better :)

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-u-s-now-has-a-better-shot-at-the-world-cup-but-still-needs-a-point-against-portugal/
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 09:49:50 AM
Seems like the US always go through with four points.  I hope they just defeat Portugal and not have to sweat the match with the Germans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 10:15:18 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 08:50:27 AM
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Nordic domination. Expect king Edla dead, Englishmen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 18, 2014, 10:16:31 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

QuoteIf you played for Brazil your nickname would be...

Tisco
2

#2, guess that puts me in defense. :menace:

#6 Lieta. Defensive midfielder. :menace:

Pizzão    :lmfao:   but I'll be your puntero! #11

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 18, 2014, 10:16:31 AM

Pizzão   

Now that is unflattering.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 10:29:38 AM
holland 3-0
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 11:06:32 AM
I love the introductory turning of heads and crossing of arms. It's so ridiculous it's good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 11:06:32 AM
I love the introductory turning of heads and crossing of arms. It's so ridiculous it's good.
http://gfycat.com/SentimentalPleasingJellyfish
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 11:16:02 AM
De Jong is next after Ronaldo on my please inflict massive pain on this idiot list.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 11:25:25 AM
Nice, 1-1 within a minute. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 11:26:12 AM
Cahill. BOOM.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 11:27:38 AM
What a beauty. :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 11:35:33 AM
Damn, Bresciano. It would be hilarious if Holland loses this and the next game and goes out after a 5-1 against Spain.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 18, 2014, 11:52:50 AM
HAH!  :outback: :outback:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 12:00:44 PM
This is shit.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:01:25 PM
This is wonderfull.

1-1 is the new 0-0 at the Half.

Yay! Goals!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 12:03:29 PM
so two yellows and you get a suspension? Looks like Cahill misses game v. Spain
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:10:40 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 12:03:29 PM
so two yellows and you get a suspension? Looks like Cahill misses game v. Spain

Yeah, which is good because Spain needs to win. I'm not ready to call it for tiki tika and Iniesta.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:14:05 PM
Silly card for Cahill to pick up, I think.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 12:16:09 PM
Schade, Holland, alles ist vorbei! :P

Okay, not really, but whatever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:16:34 PM
Socceroos! :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 12:17:23 PM
 :nelson: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 12:19:26 PM
Boo! Boring van Persie...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:20:28 PM
Yes, RvP! Fuck you, Tony Abbott-voting shitheads!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:21:49 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:20:28 PM
Yes, RvP! Fuck you, Tony Abbott-voting shitheads!

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:21:55 PM
Awesome game. Why can't it always be like this? Why must we suffer Italian/Greek soccer?!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:21:55 PM
Awesome game. Why can't it always be like this? Why must we suffer Italian/Greek soccer?!

Because defense wins championships, and neither of these teams can compete this WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 18, 2014, 12:28:24 PM
I really can't think of a World Cup I've enjoyed more. Everyone's forgotten how to defend, or attacking tactics have really outstripped the capabilities of international defences.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
And there are no goalkeepers left, it seems.  :lol:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:31:28 PM
:lol: 100% chance for Australia thrown away and then a random long shot goes in. This WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:31:56 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 12:21:55 PM
Awesome game. Why can't it always be like this? Why must we suffer Italian/Greek soccer?!

Because defense wins championships, and neither of these teams can compete this WC.

also makes for a boring sport.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 12:32:28 PM
Applause to Tim Cahill. Great WC career!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 12:33:33 PM
The important thing to take from this game is that Holland's defense suck and Spain must be in worse trouble than they already are.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 12:37:36 PM
Dutch fans either very sunburnt or their orange is reflecting on them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:43:54 PM
They certainly do elaborate costumes. I was at the 2014 speed-skating WC in Herenveen, and it was like a bloody carneval.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 01:03:44 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
And there are no goalkeepers left, it seems.  :lol:

There's a Mexican keeper who disagrees, i think.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 01:04:32 PM
Well done socceroos...you were never going to win, but you've provided two of the most entertaining games in the most entertaining world cup ever. Well done.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 01:19:45 PM
What was the result?  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 01:21:22 PM
This is the best World Cup I've ever seen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 01:19:45 PM
What was the result?  :mad:

Oranje 3 Convict colony with worst PM in the world 2.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 01:23:55 PM
Yes, really good games all around. Looking forward to Spain - Chile now. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:28:04 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 01:21:22 PM
This is the best World Cup I've ever seen.
Maybe it should always be in South America.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 01:30:08 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:28:04 PM
Maybe it should always be in South America.

I am sure Chile would be delighted to spend billions to host this thing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:31:59 PM
Force FIFA to spend its billions in cash reserve on hosting it in Argentina instead of Qatar in 2022 as a penalty for the way too obvious corruption.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:31:59 PM
Force FIFA to spend its billions in cash reserve on hosting it in Argentina instead of Qatar in 2022 as a penalty for the way too obvious corruption.

Who would be doing the forcing here?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:33:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:31:59 PM
Force FIFA to spend its billions in cash reserve on hosting it in Argentina instead of Qatar in 2022 as a penalty for the way too obvious corruption.

Who would be doing the forcing here?

I'll start an internet petition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 01:30:08 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:28:04 PM
Maybe it should always be in South America.

I am sure Chile would be delighted to spend billions to host this thing.
That would be great. As it is racist and homophobic abuse will be to 2018 what the vuvuzela was last time.

2022 will probably see an extremely sweaty Englishman die on a pitch built over the bones of slaves.

QuoteForce FIFA to spend its billions in cash reserve on hosting it in Argentina instead of Qatar in 2022 as a penalty for the way too obvious corruption.
I wish Australia got 2022. Football's like their 5th favourite sport but they love sport so much I think they'd make it very enjoyable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 01:37:23 PM
Is this the first time FIFA is running  commercials for itself?  I've  never noticed them before.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 01:38:55 PM
The US will host the 2022 WC, learning of it in 2020. What's great is that the US doesn't need to build anything to host it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:39:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 01:37:23 PM
Is this the first time FIFA is running  commercials for itself?  I've  never noticed them before.

Think they did in South Africa too.
The FIFA is anything but modest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: fhdz on June 18, 2014, 01:39:58 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 01:23:55 PM
Yes, really good games all around. Looking forward to Spain - Chile now. :)

I really, really hope Chile destroys Spain.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:40:10 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:34:39 PM

2022 will probably see an extremely sweaty Englishman die on a pitch built over the bones of slaves.


Sadly, this gave me a chuckle.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:42:24 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:40:10 PM
Sadly, this gave me a chuckle.  :Embarrass:
The worst thing about Qatar is that it's so far away we wouldn't even get to see Wayne Rooney playing in a desert :(

QuoteThe FIFA is anything but modest.
Quite:
http://youtu.be/JCjeD-Jqd2s
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:45:35 PM
Speaking of imodesty and adding insult to injury: From Germany with Löw.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/180546FC151090381039542894592_27ffed36f69.0.4.3501375300838403401.mp4?versionId=LeREDtVUY.NkpRGEoI2jLf_44WTnpA.Z
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:47:31 PM
I'm hoping for a Blur renunion, and that they play "This Is A Löw".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:49:13 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 01:45:35 PM
Speaking of imodesty and adding insult to injury: From Germany with Löw.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/180546FC151090381039542894592_27ffed36f69.0.4.3501375300838403401.mp4?versionId=LeREDtVUY.NkpRGEoI2jLf_44WTnpA.Z

:lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 01:50:07 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 01:42:24 PM
The worst thing about Qatar is that it's so far away we wouldn't even get to see Wayne Rooney playing in a desert :(

I trust you to produce an equally pale and ugly attacker in the not so distant future. You can do it!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 01:50:40 PM
I'm saying 2-1 spain
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:03:25 PM
Chile won the anthems.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:13:44 PM
Surprised to see Jara play from the beginning. He was absolute gash for Forest the last part of the season.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 02:14:56 PM
Norgy is such a hard cunt.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 02:14:56 PM
Norgy is such a hard cunt.  :P

I am surprised you still remember that phrase.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 18, 2014, 02:21:20 PM
I have 3 pounds on Spain winning 3-1. Oh yes, I play hard.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 02:24:23 PM
Fantastic goal!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:24:54 PM
I put a bet on Chile. 100 NOK (about ten pounds) on a win for Chile at seven to one. I normally never gamble, but I just got my tax returns.


And oh fucking yes, yes, yes, yes!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:25:33 PM
:w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 02:26:13 PM
 :nelson: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:26:31 PM
Great passes leading to that goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
Anyone else heard that Ronaldo is out for the tournament wit a knee injury?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
Hurrah for the Country with sorta the same flag as Texas!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:30:36 PM
I doubt Chile can keep this pace and aggression up for two halves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 18, 2014, 02:31:06 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
Anyone else heard that Ronaldo is out for the tournament wit a knee injury?
The Ghana Witch Doctor placed his curse.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:35:26 PM
If this result stands, it will screw up my joint lead in the pool.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 18, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
Anyone else heard that Ronaldo is out for the tournament wit a knee injury?

Out of a training session prematurely, yes. Don't know about the immediate future.
Rui Patrício (first goalkeeper) is out though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:38:10 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:35:26 PM
If this result stands, it will screw up my joint lead in the pool.  :mad:
It may also make watching the World Cup on holiday in Spain less enjoyable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:40:19 PM
In 2004 I was in Greece when they won the European Championship. The only time I've seen more of a party was when Norway beat Brazil in 1998.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
So has Google ever done a doodle for the World Series or Super Bowl?  :mellow:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:45:02 PM
A commentator just suggested Torres may help.

Christ :blink:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 02:45:23 PM
Alonso and Iniesta have been shocking these past two games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:48:16 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:45:02 PM
A commentator just suggested Torres may help.

Christ :blink:

He can hardly be worse than Costa.
This Spanish team is a major disappointment after 1,5 matches.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 02:48:16 PM
Well, that's it. Spain is done.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:49:00 PM
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:49:43 PM
:o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 02:50:07 PM
Ouch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:48:16 PM
He can hardly be worse than Costa.
Chelsea'll happily spend £30 million to find out :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 02:50:51 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 02:51:43 PM
 :nelson:  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Also, add Diego Costa to the players who are overhyped shitbags.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 02:52:52 PM
What an ignominious end to one of the greatest teams the world has ever seen. Wow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 02:53:41 PM
A bit of tactical analysis:

Spain regains or retains the ball high on the pitch. There's hardly any movement ahead of the player with the ball, and they play at walking pace. No incisive passes, no good runs. And really, no width.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 02:54:05 PM
Despedida Espana
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 02:59:05 PM
I woke up at 3am to support Spain  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 03:00:42 PM
RESULTS?!! :ultra:

Help a brother out.  I'm  at work with no feed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 03:02:15 PM
Just read the Guardian live ticker? It's Spain 0 - Chile 2.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 03:02:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 03:00:42 PM
RESULTS?!! :ultra:

Help a brother out.  I'm  at work with no feed.


Spain 0 - Chile 2 half time
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 03:00:42 PM
RESULTS?!! :ultra:

Help a brother out.  I'm  at work with no feed.

Franco 0 Allende 2
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 03:08:45 PM
 :cool: Valmy is reversing the curse.

Though I thought the Netherlands would win 3-0 not 3-2.  Ah well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 03:17:48 PM
Busquets.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 18, 2014, 03:21:59 PM
Well, I think these two games confirm what I said about the SPA-HOL game last week.  The Dutch blowout of Spain was more a result of Spanish weakness than Dutch strength. The Dutch have to world class players, two good players, and the rest are nobodies. The Spanish are playing shockingly weak and uninspired.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
So has Google ever done a doodle for the World Series or Super Bowl?  :mellow:

No. It only does doodle for International Sport competitions.

You can see them all here, http://www.google.com/doodles#archive Not all show up in your country tho.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 03:23:55 PM
Torres :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 03:28:56 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 06, 2014, 10:18:46 AM
We're also unsure about Diego Costa.

I am guessing you are a bit more sure now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 03:30:37 PM
He would've been better than Fred.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
There are concrete columns that are better than Fred.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
So has Google ever done a doodle for the World Series or Super Bowl?  :mellow:

No. It only does doodle for International Sport competitions.

You can see them all here, http://www.google.com/doodles#archive Not all show up in your country tho.

Is it an international sport competition if the Blue Jays make the World Series?  What about any Canadian NHL team versus an American team?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 03:41:54 PM
At least Australia is out. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 18, 2014, 03:44:07 PM
In two games Spain had at most four clear goal attempts, it seems they suddenly became unable finalize their game.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 03:45:50 PM
Even when they're two goals away from being knocked out Spain are still allergic to shooting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 18, 2014, 03:51:13 PM
Torres is utterly useless. I am glad Chelsea is spending 30 million quids to replace him with Diego Costa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 03:52:03 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 18, 2014, 03:51:13 PM
Torres is utterly useless. I am glad Chelsea is spending 30 million quids to replace him with Diego Costa.
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 18, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Spain is now facing the consequences of past failures in the 80 Years War and the South American Wars of Independence.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: PRC on June 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Is it an international sport competition if the Blue Jays make the World Series?  What about any Canadian NHL team versus an American team?
Superbowl and World Series are just regional events that don't have the same global reach as the World Cup. That's visible in Google's search trends as well:

https://www.google.de/trends/explore#q=superbowl%2C%20world%20cup%2C%20world%20series%2C%20olympics&cmpt=q
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 04:01:32 PM
This isn't Spain being poor, it's Chile working them apart. They've kept up their aggression and pressing all night.

And it's bye, bye to Spain! At least you have other stuff to celebrate. Like, you know, a new king and knee-deep debt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 04:01:54 PM
Not with a bang but a whimper :(

QuoteEven when they're two goals away from being knocked out Spain are still allergic to shooting.
Yep. Or just trying to get it in the box :mellow:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 18, 2014, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 04:01:32 PM
And it's bye, bye to Spain! At least you have other stuff to celebrate. Like, you know, a new king and knee-deep debt.
Revolution!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 18, 2014, 04:05:39 PM
Spain :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 04:09:46 PM
So which players of Spain's golden generation will retire now?

I guess Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Xavi, Villa. Perhaps Torres, Iniesta...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 04:11:00 PM
What an absolute disgrace. I'm at a loss for words.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 04:11:03 PM
(https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10398066_10154266817245483_6068189971624372533_n.png)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 18, 2014, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 04:09:46 PM
So which players of Spain's golden generation will retire now?

I guess Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Xavi, Villa. Perhaps Torres, Iniesta...

I expect you'll see a very different team in two years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 18, 2014, 04:12:47 PM
Still, Spain had a great run, winning three big tournaments in a row (Euro 2008, WC 2010, Euro 2012). Only European Champions to defend the title. A team for the ages and to be immortalized in legend and song.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 04:12:47 PM
Still, Spain had a great run, winning three big tournaments in a row (Euro 2008, WC 2010, Euro 2012). Only European Champions to defend the title. A team for the ages and to be immortalized in legend and song.

True. This year's results will be forgotten soon enough.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 18, 2014, 04:41:30 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 18, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
Hurrah for the Country with sorta the same flag as Texas!

It was nice of Texas to have that giant Chilean flag on the field before the football game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
None of you picked Chile to win this? Really?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 04:46:22 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 18, 2014, 04:09:46 PM
So which players of Spain's golden generation will retire now?

I guess Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Xavi, Villa. Perhaps Torres, Iniesta...

Xavi and Casillas are done for, as well as Villa, who was on borrowed time already. Alonso said that his continuity will depend upon his fitness, so it's a signiticant question mark. Torres...Torres...he's only 30 but seems to be in a non-stop decline for several years already. Iniesta should continue.

Much will depend on the coach. I can't see Del Bosque continuing after this, so his successor will have many difficult questions to answer.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 04:47:10 PM
Pujol was the smart one, he retired just in time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 18, 2014, 04:12:47 PM
Still, Spain had a great run, winning three big tournaments in a row (Euro 2008, WC 2010, Euro 2012). Only European Champions to defend the title. A team for the ages and to be immortalized in legend and song.

True. This year's results will be forgotten soon enough.

Yeah, they went out with their heads bowed in accepted defeat. France though, their meltdown will be remembered for many decades.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
Cameroun #3 is taking the baggy jeans fashion to football shorts. :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
None of you picked Chile to win this? Really?

I couldn't imagine it when I made my picks. Still ahead of you in the pool, though.  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:12:44 PM
Yeah, this is going to be ugly. Mbia's already at the "Yeah, and your mother too" state of anger.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:17:44 PM
For Yi:

Ustashe 1 Former German Colony 0
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 05:19:15 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
None of you picked Chile to win this? Really?

I couldn't imagine it when I made my picks. Still ahead of you in the pool, though.  :bowler:

You can change your picks until the game starts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:06:40 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 18, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
None of you picked Chile to win this? Really?

I couldn't imagine it when I made my picks. Still ahead of you in the pool, though.  :bowler:

Not for long, Croatia is taming the lions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:27:56 PM
I have this one as a draw. And I am sure the lions will fight back.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:47:28 PM
Song, you bloody moron. The sheer idiocy of it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:47:40 PM
Song. :lol:

That was almost Pepe-esque.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PM
Any ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 18, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:17:44 PM
For Yi:

Ustashe 1 Former German Colony 0

I'm home now.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 18, 2014, 06:09:42 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 18, 2014, 05:47:40 PM
Song. :lol:

That was almost Pepe-esque.

It's way worse, since there was no provocation and the Croat did not do theatrics à la Müller.

PS: It seems like the end for Cameroon with this goal. :(
They started better than the last game but it does not seem enough.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 06:44:45 PM
Quote from: PRC on June 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
So has Google ever done a doodle for the World Series or Super Bowl?  :mellow:

No. It only does doodle for International Sport competitions.

You can see them all here, http://www.google.com/doodles#archive Not all show up in your country tho.

Is it an international sport competition if the Blue Jays make the World Series?  What about any Canadian NHL team versus an American team?

No, it has to be countries vs countries.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 06:49:01 PM
Cameroon should be a good confident booster for Brazil.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 18, 2014, 06:53:12 PM
4-0 doesn't really show how horrible Cameroon was.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PMAny ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?

It's a total blank, nobody expected this kind of meltdown. I believe he still has 2 more years in his contract, but I can't see him continuing after our ludicrous display.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 18, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PMAny ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?

It's a total blank, nobody expected this kind of meltdown. I believe he still has 2 more years in his contract, but I can't see him continuing after our ludicrous display.

I know the team is getting older, but is it really called for to blow the whole thing up? Spain did well in qualifying and was considered a favorite. The team only really has 90 minutes of poor play against 2 strong sides (the 2nd half against Netherlands, the 1st half against Chile).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 09:24:26 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 18, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PMAny ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?

It's a total blank, nobody expected this kind of meltdown. I believe he still has 2 more years in his contract, but I can't see him continuing after our ludicrous display.

I know the team is getting older, but is it really called for to blow the whole thing up? Spain did well in qualifying and was considered a favorite. The team only really has 90 minutes of poor play against 2 strong sides (the 2nd half against Netherlands, the 1st half against Chile).

Yes.

Spain looked tired, slow, bereft of ideas, unmotivated. While the rest of the world has gradually caught up, Spain sat on its supposed dominance of the international game and did little to evolve to the new challenges surfacing. Del Bosque shoulders a lot of the blame for a debacle of this magnitude.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 09:29:00 PM
And Torres is a gaylord.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 18, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PMAny ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?

It's a total blank, nobody expected this kind of meltdown. I believe he still has 2 more years in his contract, but I can't see him continuing after our ludicrous display.

I know the team is getting older, but is it really called for to blow the whole thing up? Spain did well in qualifying and was considered a favorite. The team only really has 90 minutes of poor play against 2 strong sides (the 2nd half against Netherlands, the 1st half against Chile).

It will only get worse, as the players continue to age.  May as well replace the majority of the players as soon as possible, so that the new players have sufficient time to settle in before the next big touranment. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 10:06:59 PM
Not a good world cup for African nations either...there time has passed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 10:09:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 10:06:59 PM
Not a good world cup for African nations either...there time has passed.

I am a bit worried about Ivory Coast.  They got 3 points from Japan.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 19, 2014, 12:47:52 AM
Wonderful. <_<

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/world-cup/brazils-olympic-challenge-n135036

Quote
Brazil's Olympic Challenge
By Bill Neely

The World Cup is well underway and Brazil is worried. Not by the possibility that the unfinished stadiums might collapse, or that protesters might storm them or train drivers might refuse to take fans to them. No -- it's the performance of the national soccer team that has the country on edge. With a win and a tie so far, the performance of the team has been way below what Brazilians expect.

What no one is even remotely concerned about now is a far bigger crisis looming in Brazil's future: In just over two-years' time, Brazil will host the world's other great sporting festival, the Olympic Games.

The country is not even remotely ready.

Rio's Looming Crisis: Preparing for the Olympics
Nightly News

The International Olympic Committee is worried; its vice president, John Coates, called Brazil's preparations "the worst ever." The committee has taken the unprecedented step of sending experts to the host city Rio de Janeiro to help. "Rio," Coates said, "is behind in many, many ways."

In a rare show of open criticism against an Olympic host city, 18 international sports federations publicly aired concerns that Rio's venues won't be ready. In a typical show of defiance, Rio's Mayor Eduardo Paes accused the federations of making too many "unnecessary demands."

So, does Rio not get it?

The evidence on the ground suggests it doesn't.

The Olympic venues are way behind schedule; work on some hasn't even begun.

At the main Olympic site, construction has been delayed. Strikes by construction workers has slowed work and, seen from the air, the lack of progress is glaring. One large steel structure, the Broadcasting Center, is visible. The rest of the site is a sea of mud.

Nearby, what should be the golf course is simply a large brown field. No grass is visible, no progress evident for the return of a sport that's been missing from the Olympics for a century. At this rate, it will be missing again -- new courses are notoriously difficult to bed in.

But it's the second biggest site that is causing most alarm.

We drove around the Deodoro district on the edge of Rio for an hour, asking residents where the Olympic site was. Nobody knew. And no wonder. There is not a single sign that the world's greatest multi-sports festival will start here in 2016. No construction. No Olympic rings. Nothing.

We eventually found a polo field and a clue. On a map provided by Olympic organizers, it did appear that this is where pentathlon and equestrian events will take place.

But the area currently looks like a riding stable in a small town. Eight Olympic sports, including shooting, hockey, and fencing are due to be held at Deodoro. But the federal government has handed responsibility for construction to the state, which handed it to the city.

And then there's the mess of Rio's Olympic Bay.

"It's best described as a sea of sewage," said Leona Deckelbaum, as we hold our noses on a boat in Guanabara Bay. She is an environmental campaigner who lives by the bay she loves and smells every day. "So much of the waste of Rio pours into the bay every day untreated," she said. "Thousands of gallons an hour. And nothing the city has done has helped clean this place up. It's not just disgusting, it's frightening."

On environmental grounds alone you might think Rio's authorities might care enough to solve this issue. But in two-years' time, Olympic sailors and windsurfers are meant to compete for medals here. As we sail around a picturesque bay, we come across sewage, oil and vast amounts of plastic and trash. One Brazilian Olympic sailor, Lars Grael, has come across human corpses on four occasions. His brother, Torben, an Olympic gold medalist, said boats are now so aerodynamic that one large plastic bag can slow a sailor dramatically.

"The amount of garbage we have is a very big problem," he said. "We cannot have an Olympic medal decided by who gets less garbage."

In one area of Rio, construction is impressive. The Olympic village where athletes will stay is well underway, but it is being built with private money. Politicians and bureaucrats have nothing to do with the site. Everywhere else, federal, state and city officials are making little progress; one Olympic official said dealing with them is "hell."

Concerns and costs are rising. In April, the estimated cost of the Games rose again, from $12 billion to $15.5 billion. You can expect them to rise again, faster than the stadiums that are meant to host the events. Rio had to demolish the cycling venue it hoped would be good enough for the Games because it failed to meet Olympic standards. The new one will cost 10 times more.

Brazil seemed to recently show a sign that it might, finally, be getting the message. Aldo Rebelo, the country's sports minister, said Brazil has been too slow getting ready for Rio 2016 and should have been better prepared for the World Cup. Brazil's defiance might be a slap in the face of mounting evidence and anger. Rio's mayor, who assured me in February that he could "100 percent guarantee" the city will be ready for the Games, now says he's "pretty sure" they'll deliver them on time.

Brazil is the first South American country to be chosen to stage the Games. It believed that its time had come as a big and important country when it was chosen as a host. Time is now running out for Brazil to prove it deserves the responsibility it has been handed. The International Olympic Committee told Rio at the start of the year it didn't have a day to lose. Rio has lost plenty of days since then. The clock is ticking.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 04:05:07 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 18, 2014, 10:06:59 PM
Not a good world cup for African nations either...there time has passed.

Once again they had the talent, once again they failed to be even remotely organized as a team.

Quote from: Monoriu on June 18, 2014, 10:09:51 PM
I am a bit worried about Ivory Coast.  They got 3 points from Japan.

Don't worry. Their first half against Japan was shit, they'll crumble and start headbutting each other like Cameroon did when they face real opposition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 04:51:13 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqdKJePIMAAYrIp.jpg)
Most popular shirt by state excluding Mexican and US shirts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:17:09 AM
Italy in New York? What a surprise.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 06:30:24 AM
That map would be very different if Ireland had qualified :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:17:09 AM
Italy in New York? What a surprise.

But New Jersey went with Portugal...  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 07:06:36 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 09:24:26 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 18, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 18, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 18, 2014, 05:50:34 PMAny ideas on who is going to replace del Bosque?

It's a total blank, nobody expected this kind of meltdown. I believe he still has 2 more years in his contract, but I can't see him continuing after our ludicrous display.

I know the team is getting older, but is it really called for to blow the whole thing up? Spain did well in qualifying and was considered a favorite. The team only really has 90 minutes of poor play against 2 strong sides (the 2nd half against Netherlands, the 1st half against Chile).

Yes.

Spain looked tired, slow, bereft of ideas, unmotivated. While the rest of the world has gradually caught up, Spain sat on its supposed dominance of the international game and did little to evolve to the new challenges surfacing. Del Bosque shoulders a lot of the blame for a debacle of this magnitude.

This. I really respect Del Bosque, he has managed to achieve what nobody else achieved at the helm of the national team, but he has always had the spirit of a caretaker manager, never wanting to rock the boat and favouring stability over everything else. Luís Aragonés was the architect of this Spanish national team and its string of successes, Del Bosque wisely continued his work and nurtured the seeds he planted, but when that model started showing lots of flaws in the last couple of years he hasn't been able to correct them or has been unwilling to make the difficult decissions that had to be made. Other national teams have learned to play against tiki taka, but he hasn't been able to develop alternatives to that. Casillas has played very little the last couple of seasons, was it right to keep him as our starting keeper? I guess that if Valdés' hadn't been injured he should have been our starting keeper, but that's a fantasy. When the matches go wrong, is Torres really our best alternative from the bench? Lots of players arrived to the WC in dubious fitness due to injuries and age (Xavi, Xabi Alonso, Costa, Alba, etc.), yet they were called upon and made starters anyway. And so on and so forth.

Every virtuous cycle has an end and this has been ours. Now it's time to make the most of it, give experience to the younger players (I guess that against Australia the old guard will be given rest and less used players will be fielded, but even most of those are "old faces") and plan for the future.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 07:12:30 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:17:09 AM
Italy in New York? What a surprise.

But New Jersey went with Portugal...  :hmm:
I believe in Jersey Ronaldo is considered a 'style icon'.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 19, 2014, 07:26:03 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 07:12:30 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:17:09 AM
Italy in New York? What a surprise.

But New Jersey went with Portugal...  :hmm:
I believe in Jersey Ronaldo is considered a 'style icon'.
:mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 19, 2014, 07:28:16 AM
I doubt that map.  Come hunting season the Dutch jersey is the most popular here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 19, 2014, 07:49:15 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:17:09 AM
Italy in New York? What a surprise.

But New Jersey went with Portugal...  :hmm:

There's a significant Portuguese community in Newark.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 08:00:56 AM
Lots of Portagee in Weehauken too, but still surprising its more popular than Italy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 08:30:19 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 04:51:13 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqdKJePIMAAYrIp.jpg)
Most popular shirt by state excluding Mexican and US shirts.

We do have a lot of soccer nerds in Ohio that favor Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 08:46:43 AM
The Polacks in Indiana would have bought the polack jersey, but they were too busy getting their heads stuck in pickle jars.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 08:46:52 AM
I wonder what Quebec is, probably Italy.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 08:50:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 08:46:43 AM
The Polacks in Indiana would have bought the polack jersey, but they were too busy getting their heads stuck in pickle jars.

:D  Never heard this one before.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
I noticed a McDonald's commerical where it is rather obviously supposed to be a family/set of friends watching the world cup--some supporting the US, and some Mexico. Only the Mexican supporters didn't have anything explicitly saying "mexico", just green.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 09:31:32 AM
I guess West Virginia had enough wop coal miner descendants for the Italy jersey to win out.  But it was probably like 10 or 15 sold. 

"Look at me.  Ah'm Eyetalian"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
I noticed a McDonald's commerical where it is rather obviously supposed to be a family/set of friends watching the world cup--some supporting the US, and some Mexico. Only the Mexican supporters didn't have anything explicitly saying "mexico", just green.

If the old man loves Mexico so much, he ought to go back there :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 09:42:01 AM
The German jersey I can understand, but the overabundance of the Brazilian one can only be explained by bandwagonism.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 09:57:09 AM
Bandwagonism as in the World Cup being there?  I think it pre-dates that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
I think you guys might be confusing relative frequency with absolute numbers.  Soccer jerseys of any kind are not that common.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:19:43 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 19, 2014, 09:42:01 AM
The German jersey I can understand, but the overabundance of the Brazilian one can only be explained by bandwagonism.

There are a decent number of Brazilians living here.

I'd have thought there would be more Italian. It seems on the very rare occassions I see national team jerseys they are often Italian. Not sure I understand why there is so much German. Very few take pride in ethnic German heritage.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
I noticed a McDonald's commerical where it is rather obviously supposed to be a family/set of friends watching the world cup--some supporting the US, and some Mexico. Only the Mexican supporters didn't have anything explicitly saying "mexico", just green.

If the old man loves Mexico so much, he ought to go back there :angry:

Meh, if he really loved them he would actually have a jersey and not a generic green shirt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 10:33:35 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:19:43 AM
Not sure I understand why there is so much German. Very few take pride in ethnic German heritage.

They're a consistently strong team.  And if you're a hipster Euro-loving ball of light wanna-be, you might as well go with Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:57:27 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 10:33:35 AM

They're a consistently strong team.  And if you're a hipster Euro-loving ball of light wanna-be, you might as well go with Germany.

We have more hipster euro loving balls of light wanna bes than i thought. Et tu, Dakotas?  :(

Even though they have famously struggled, I would have thought England would give the Germans a run for their money.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 10:58:58 AM
The saddest thing about not Sweden in this year WC is no Zlatan.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqdTWUKCIAEIYSc.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 19, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 10:33:35 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:19:43 AM
Not sure I understand why there is so much German. Very few take pride in ethnic German heritage.

They're a consistently strong team.  And if you're a hipster Euro-loving ball of light wanna-be, you might as well go with Germany.

How ironic, because a Euro hipster ball of light wouldn't touch a Germany kit (Chile is the current cool team, though they're becoming less obscure by the game)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 19, 2014, 11:14:54 AM
There's a ton of Brazil fans in the states because even the least knowledgeable American knows that "Brazil is good" so they root for them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 19, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
How ironic, because a Euro hipster ball of light wouldn't touch a Germany kit (Chile is the current cool team, though they're becoming less obscure by the game)

I would have thought a Euro hipster wouldn't wear a soccer jersey at all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 19, 2014, 11:27:48 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 19, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
How ironic, because a Euro hipster ball of light wouldn't touch a Germany kit (Chile is the current cool team, though they're becoming less obscure by the game)

I would have thought a Euro hipster wouldn't wear a soccer jersey at all.

they would wear it ironically, man.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 19, 2014, 11:28:03 AM
Anyways, go Ivory Coast! I have got a whole pound riding on them!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
They don't translate the name of their country. It's always Côte d'Ivoire.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:29:46 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
They don't translate the name of their country. It's always Côte d'Ivoire.

Not their call.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 11:31:25 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:29:46 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
They don't translate the name of their country. It's always Côte d'Ivoire.

Not their call.

It's true that I've always wondered why they bother.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 19, 2014, 11:32:14 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 10:57:27 AM
We have more hipster euro loving balls of light wanna bes than i thought. Et tu, Dakotas?  :(

There are three, and they all bought Germany jerseys :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 19, 2014, 11:38:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:29:46 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
They don't translate the name of their country. It's always Côte d'Ivoire.

Not their call.

Maybe at the UN or other international organisations. Common parlance is not affected.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 19, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
How ironic

Yep.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 12:34:46 PM
It took Drogba more than 5 minutes to fake his way to a freekick. He's losing it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 12:36:30 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 19, 2014, 11:28:03 AM
Anyways, go Ivory Coast! I have got a whole pound riding on them!

You really are a gambler, Tamas!  :lol:

I've got no horse in this race. But I like the Ivorian side. Gervinho is class.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 12:36:48 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! If this Columbia side had had Falcao they could've been the new Uruguay.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
Great run and goal by Gervinho.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 19, 2014, 12:49:30 PM
OH COME ON!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 12:51:14 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 19, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
How ironic, because a Euro hipster ball of light wouldn't touch a Germany kit (Chile is the current cool team, though they're becoming less obscure by the game)

I would have thought a Euro hipster wouldn't wear a soccer jersey at all.
Football shirts are fine for hipsters, but it only if it is some kind of obscure South American league team or the shirt is from 1982.

Retro shirts: http://www.adidas.de/deutschland-retro-trikot/F77497_290.html
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 01:02:13 PM
Another exciting game, if only the second half.

The fan advantage of the South American teams is huge.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 19, 2014, 01:03:54 PM
This world cup really delivers, very few boring games so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 19, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
Golombia
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
En-ger-land!  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 01:18:30 PM
Come on, England!
:bowler: :hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 01:18:42 PM
This could be the last World Cup for the Queen. Not even God can save her for much longer. One must hope that her country will not give her the same send off that Juan Carlos' country gave him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 01:25:17 PM
I'd wager the Queen's number of fucks given about the World Cup amounts to the same as Rooney's number of World Cup goals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 19, 2014, 01:25:33 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 19, 2014, 01:18:42 PM
This could be the last World Cup for the Queen. Not even God can save her for much longer. One must hope that her country will not give her the same send off that Juan Carlos' country gave him.

She'll see the Russian WC. Her mother lived to be 102.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 02:32:19 PM
Not a very well played game, too many possession give aways by both teams.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 02:36:49 PM
Godin could have gotten a second yellow there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 02:37:03 PM
Is it over?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 02:38:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 19, 2014, 02:37:03 PM
Is it over?

Not at all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 02:44:16 PM
Nice goal by the slav-biter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 02:44:29 PM
Fuck this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 19, 2014, 02:48:47 PM
Silly English kniggits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 19, 2014, 03:12:16 PM
Stickied? :unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 03:12:36 PM
England sucks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 19, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
I'm torn.  I'd like it for England to win, but only as long as Rooney doesn't score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
Rooney is determined not to score no matter how much his teammates try to disagree.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 03:21:42 PM
Soccer fans doing unkind chants?  :o :weep:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/10910538/World-Cup-2014-Brazil-and-Mexico-face-action-for-homophobic-chanting-by-fans.html
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:22:26 PM
Holy shit
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:24:24 PM
Pereira giving not one shit about the doctor trying to pull him after that huge knock out. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 19, 2014, 03:27:09 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:24:24 PM
Pereira giving not one shit about the doctor trying to pull him after that huge knock out. :lol:

yeah that was impressive :D

England sucks, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 19, 2014, 03:28:39 PM
It is important that either England or Uruguay wins.  If it is a draw, then it will be very likely that Italy and Costa Rica will advance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 19, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
I'm torn.  I'd like it for England to win, but only as long as Rooney doesn't score.

I assume you're no longer rooting for us then? :P

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:36:55 PM
 :bowler:

A goal is a goal is a goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:37:12 PM
Rooney scored. :huh: In what was a really nice English play. :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Good. Let's see what the other 15 minutes bring us. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 19, 2014, 03:38:20 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 19, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
I'm torn.  I'd like it for England to win, but only as long as Rooney doesn't score.

I assume you're no longer rooting for us then? :P
Fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck.  Why did it have to be Rooney? 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:37:12 PM
Rooney scored. :huh: In what was a really nice English play. :huh:

Well, we do have a ration allocation of one of those per World Cup, you know... :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:39:19 PM
That was as much of a penalty for Sturridge as that Fred The Concrete Building got.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:37:12 PM
Rooney scored. :huh: In what was a really nice English play. :huh:

Well, we do have a ration allocation of one of those per World Cup, you know... :D

I'd say this is one of the more exciting England teams I've seen since Italy 1990 and England 1996.
Sterling is good, Lallana, exciting player, Sturridge, well, he's grown into a very fine player.
Come on, Iiiiiiiingerlaaaand!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 03:42:53 PM
I'd like Gerrard to score. Then slide tackle somebody hard.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 03:42:53 PM
I'd like Gerrard to score. Then slide tackle somebody hard.

He's too busy aiming passes at corner flags. As per usual.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 19, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
Ouch
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:45:27 PM
Oh well...

A few minutes of hope was better than none, I suppose. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 19, 2014, 03:45:43 PM
Suarez is a cunt, but he is deadly in front of the goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:46:47 PM
Luis Suarez, I say this with a passion of 50 burning suns, fuck you and your cannibalism!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 19, 2014, 03:56:03 PM
So the best scenario is: Italy beats Costa Rica, England beats Costa Rica, Italy draws Uruguay.  Italy and Uruguay advance. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 19, 2014, 03:58:17 PM
Well, well...I actually thought we'd get out of the Group Stage, albeit that we wouldn't be going any further than that.

Seems as with all too many of the picks I made a few weeks ago in the Pool I was wrong. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 03:59:14 PM
Well, that's Hodgson gone.

Unless they beat Costa Rico and advance on goal score...

Nah, he's gone.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:59:35 PM
Well, this was disappointing. Time fow Woy to weave?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 04:00:05 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2014, 03:42:53 PM
I'd like Gerrard to score. Then slide tackle somebody hard.

He's too busy aiming passes at corner flags. As per usual.

I'm a jinx. FEAR ME EUROS
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 04:12:02 PM
Hope you can jinx him for the rest of his career.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 19, 2014, 04:16:37 PM
It had to be Gerrard who flicked it on for Suarez to score.  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:07:24 PM
Japan vs Greece could actually be a bit fun, it seems.

I'll go for sushi over gyros.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:23:07 PM
Turns out I was wrong.  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 05:25:56 PM
It's a Greece game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:32:24 PM
Best performance: 1941, dropping potties over Italians from planes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 05:36:09 PM
There's a man on my bus wearing a tux and an England flag. He's playing 'Numb' by the Pet Shop Boys sobbing (or, potentially, quietly heaving).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 05:38:03 PM
Don't know if you've seen this movie, but I thought it was a good example of how no-one really wants the England job anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QfKxYbAag

Mike Bassett - England Manager
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 05:45:22 PM
Japan has been trying at least, and with the Greek captain booted it could be a good thrashing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 19, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
Quote from: My wifeIt's hard to score when you stop every two minutes to demonstrate against EU austerity measures.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 19, 2014, 06:17:45 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 19, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
Quote from: My wifeIt's hard to score when you stop every two minutes to demonstrate against EU austerity measures.

:D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 06:31:25 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 19, 2014, 05:45:22 PM
Japan has been trying at least, and with the Greek captain booted it could be a good thrashing.

Yeah, no, it's a Greece game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 19, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
A new most boring game. Japan: cross it, Greece: clear it, repeat.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 19, 2014, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 05:36:09 PM
There's a man on my bus wearing a tux and an England flag. He's playing 'Numb' by the Pet Shop Boys sobbing (or, potentially, quietly heaving).
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 19, 2014, 07:30:23 PM
Any ideas on who would replace Hodgson if he goes?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 19, 2014, 07:56:57 PM
No.

I doubt he'll have to go (unless, perhaps, we catastrophically lose against Costa Rica).

The part of me that doesn't really care at all about England success hopes it'd be Sherwood :ph34r: :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 19, 2014, 08:36:40 PM
England's not done yet  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 19, 2014, 09:47:42 PM
Saw lots of England fans at lunch downtown today and they were all loaded.  I imagine it was a tough cab ride home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 03:30:38 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqawRxsCcAAUWx0.png)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 04:18:23 AM
I really don't rate the Gerrard/Henderson midfield pivot, particularly when captain ROY OF TEH ROVERS can't deal with a simple midfield header. I also don't understand what the hell Cahill and Jagielka were doing with Suarez given they know what he can do because he plays in the same league as them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
Something is up with the pool. All outcomes of the England game are listed as incorrect.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 20, 2014, 05:23:39 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 04:18:23 AM
I really don't rate the Gerrard/Henderson midfield pivot, particularly when captain ROY OF TEH ROVERS can't deal with a simple midfield header. I also don't understand what the hell Cahill and Jagielka were doing with Suarez given they know what he can do because he plays in the same league as them.
Join the Milner bandwagon!

After this and the Premiership someone probably should try and lift the gypsy curse on Gerrard at some point.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 05:26:04 AM
A really important part of world-class decision making in midfield is when to go for the simple pass, and when to go for the exciting but risky move. Pirlo, Iniesta, Modric etc have this. Gerrard doesn't. That's his problem.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 05:26:56 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
Something is up with the pool. All outcomes of the England game are listed as incorrect.

Something yes, but nor for the England game for me. It shows all outcomes as wrong for Japan-Greece.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 05:27:28 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 20, 2014, 05:23:39 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 04:18:23 AM
I really don't rate the Gerrard/Henderson midfield pivot, particularly when captain ROY OF TEH ROVERS can't deal with a simple midfield header. I also don't understand what the hell Cahill and Jagielka were doing with Suarez given they know what he can do because he plays in the same league as them.
Join the Milner bandwagon!

After this and the Premiership someone probably should try and lift the gypsy curse on Gerrard at some point.

Or maybe people should realise he isn't that good anymore, and probably was never as good as people thought he was.

Lampard to the team!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 20, 2014, 05:29:19 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 05:27:28 AM
Or maybe people should realise he isn't that good anymore, and probably was never as good as people thought he was.
Agreed.

Still, as Samuel Beckett once said, we go again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on June 20, 2014, 05:33:15 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 19, 2014, 03:41:29 PM
I'd say this is one of the more exciting England teams I've seen since Italy 1990 and England 1996.
Sterling is good, Lallana, exciting player, Sturridge, well, he's grown into a very fine player.
Come on, Iiiiiiiingerlaaaand!
Agreed. To that I'd add Barkley, Shaw and Stones.

There's potentially a decent team there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 05:39:29 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
Something is up with the pool. All outcomes of the England game are listed as incorrect.

Aye, let's string the commissioner up!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 05:27:28 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on June 20, 2014, 05:23:39 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 04:18:23 AM
I really don't rate the Gerrard/Henderson midfield pivot, particularly when captain ROY OF TEH ROVERS can't deal with a simple midfield header. I also don't understand what the hell Cahill and Jagielka were doing with Suarez given they know what he can do because he plays in the same league as them.
Join the Milner bandwagon!

After this and the Premiership someone probably should try and lift the gypsy curse on Gerrard at some point.

Gerrard's been a good player for Liverpool, but his shortcomings defensively are a liability for England. Don't know, maybe he just lacks good cover. His passing is vastly over-rated if you ask me, but at least for Liverpool he plays with passion.

Or maybe people should realise he isn't that good anymore, and probably was never as good as people thought he was.

Lampard to the team!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 06:40:34 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 05:26:56 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
Something is up with the pool. All outcomes of the England game are listed as incorrect.

Something yes, but nor for the England game for me. It shows all outcomes as wrong for Japan-Greece.

Er, yes, the Japan-Greece game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 20, 2014, 06:49:21 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 06:40:34 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 05:26:56 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
Something is up with the pool. All outcomes of the England game are listed as incorrect.

Something yes, but nor for the England game for me. It shows all outcomes as wrong for Japan-Greece.

Er, yes, the Japan-Greece game.

It's only counting 22 games as far as I can tell - my pathetic score is 7-15 but we've had 23 games. I didn't think it was counting Japan-Greece at all - which is especially annoying as I correctly predicted the draw!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 07:02:26 AM
Quote
1   frunk   14   14    8    63.64%    *
2   Maladict   14   14    8    63.64%    *
3   Viking   14   14    8    63.64%    *
4   Duque de Bragança   13   13    9    59.09%    *
5   Liep   13   13    9    59.09%    *
6   Norgy   13   13    9    59.09%    *
7   funkmonk   12   12    10    54.55%    *
8   Josephus   12   12    10    54.55%    *
9   Pedrito   12   12    10    54.55%    *
10   Dorsey4Heisman   11   11    11    50.00%    *
11   josquius   10   10    12    45.45%    *
12   Syt   10   10    12    45.45%    *
13   dps   9   9    13    40.91%    *
14   Tamas   9   9    13    40.91%    *
15   Agelastus   7   7    15    31.82%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    22    0.00%

Doesn't take much to change these scores dramatically, I think.
frunk's been in the top 3-4 all the way though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 07:44:59 AM
yeah some peeps should have an extra point for the Japan win which isn't showing. We'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 08:04:10 AM
Quote from: Warspite on June 20, 2014, 05:26:04 AM
A really important part of world-class decision making in midfield is when to go for the simple pass, and when to go for the exciting but risky move. Pirlo, Iniesta, Modric etc have this. Gerrard doesn't. That's his problem.

This +1

Also,

QuoteWhen I was director of football at Real Madrid I had to evaluate the players coming through the youth ranks. We had some who were very good footballers. They had technique, they had athleticism, they had drive, they were hungry. But they lacked what I call knowing-how-to-play-football. They lacked decision making. They lacked positioning. They didn't have the subtle sensitivity of football: how a player should move within the collective. And for many, I wasn't sure they were going to learn.

You see, strength, passion, technique, athleticism, all of these are very important. But they are a means to an end, not an end in itself. They help you reach your goal, which is putting your talent at the service of the team and, by doing this, making both of you and the team greater. In situations like that, I just have to say, Gerrard's a great footballer, but perhaps not a great player.
-Arrigo Sacchi
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 08:50:06 AM
From the Guardian: "England were the team that wanted to play like Spain and, eventually, they managed it." :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 09:35:55 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 08:50:06 AM
From the Guardian: "England were the team that wanted to play like Spain and, eventually, they managed it." :lol:

:face:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 09:38:11 AM
I am a complete degenerate when it comes to gambling, and a bad omen to teams when I bet on them, to let me prove that here are my bets for today:

Italy to win without conceding a goal.
Switzerland and France to draw
Germany to win both halves
Honduras wins the first half but then Ecuador turns it around.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 09:41:44 AM
Honduras won't score. France will beat a poor Switzerland.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 09:47:04 AM
Italy will NOT win. Go CR!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 09:52:36 AM
FFFFFUUUUU I have a job interview one hour before Italy's match.
I'm ready to completely fluke it to get with the friends in time for the kickoff.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 10:13:21 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 09:47:04 AM
Italy will NOT win. Go CR!

CONCACAF Supremacy!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 09:52:36 AM
FFFFFUUUUU I have a job interview one hour before Italy's match.
I'm ready to completely fluke it to get with the friends in time for the kickoff.

L.
...and, as expected, the interviewer is 25 minutes late  :cry:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
DVR it and threaten to kill anybody who tells you the score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 09:52:36 AM
FFFFFUUUUU I have a job interview one hour before Italy's match.
I'm ready to completely fluke it to get with the friends in time for the kickoff.

L.
...and, as expected, the interviewer is 25 minutes late  :cry:

L.

Don't worry, you'll be able to catch up on your national sorrow after.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
If a CONCACAF team wins the World Cup in my lifetime, I'll walk to Rome.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 20, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 09:52:36 AM
FFFFFUUUUU I have a job interview one hour before Italy's match.
I'm ready to completely fluke it to get with the friends in time for the kickoff.

L.
...and, as expected, the interviewer is 25 minutes late  :cry:

L.

This is a very stereotypical southern european sequence of posts.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 10:38:57 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
If a CONCACAF team wins the World Cup in my lifetime, I'll walk to Rome.


Woah woah there.  I would be shocked if any of us finish in the top 4.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 20, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
This is a very stereotypical southern european sequence of posts.  :P

Mussolini made the interviews run on time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 10:38:57 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
If a CONCACAF team wins the World Cup in my lifetime, I'll walk to Rome.


Woah woah there.  I would be shocked if any of us finish in the top 4.

Again, altho that predates CONCACAF.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 20, 2014, 11:20:18 AM
On the bright side of things the Languish pool seems to have corrected itself; it's now showing 23 results.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 11:30:57 AM
Hodgson is confirmed to stay until Euro 2016.

May I ask why? The English team was a pain to watch yesterday. They seemed utterly clueless and lacking any kind of tactics.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 11:33:02 AM
Didn't watch the last England game, but from the first match it seems like they improved on their 2000 tactics of "bomb a long pass to a lone striker and hope he beats  two defenders and the goalie by himself."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 11:35:41 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 11:33:02 AM
Didn't watch the last England game, but from the first match it seems like they improved on their 2000 tactics of "bomb a long pass to a lone striker and hope he beats  two defenders and the goalie by himself."

I think their tactics in the second game was "almost all of us play in decent clubs, we ought to figure this shit out on the fly, right?"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 20, 2014, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 10:38:57 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
If a CONCACAF team wins the World Cup in my lifetime, I'll walk to Rome.


Woah woah there.  I would be shocked if any of us finish in the top 4.

If Norgy expects to live another 40 years or so, the US may be able to make a run. We have a huge wealthy nation with a lot of interest in youth soccer.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 11:37:57 AM
Pirlo. :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 11:39:05 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 11:35:41 AM
I think their tactics in the second game was "almost all of us play in decent clubs, we ought to figure this shit out on the fly, right?"
My impression as well. They seem to lack a tactical plan.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 11:39:46 AM
Pirlo played a couple of fantastic passes the last few minutes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 11:48:20 AM
That should have been a penalty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 11:49:05 AM
Clear penalty there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 11:49:52 AM
Oh wow
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 20, 2014, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 11:49:52 AM
Oh wow

Oh shit. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 11:51:37 AM
I'm surprised noboby bet on Costa-Rica, not even on a tie (this includes myself  :Embarrass:).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 11:52:02 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 09:38:11 AM
I am a complete degenerate when it comes to gambling, and a bad omen to teams when I bet on them, to let me prove that here are my bets for today:

Italy to win without conceding a goal.
Switzerland and France to draw
Germany to win both halves
Honduras wins the first half but then Ecuador turns it around.

1/4 so far  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 20, 2014, 11:52:20 AM
That ref seems a bit stupid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 11:52:48 AM
And Tamas has ruined it for the first country with his careless betting spree. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 11:53:31 AM
Did they show a replay of the penalty that should've been?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
Costa Rica should be up 2-0  :lol:

Again CONCACAF showing it is the greatest of all. Hegemony.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 11:57:27 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 20, 2014, 11:52:48 AM
And Tamas has ruined it for the first country with his careless betting spree. :P

I am so good  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 11:58:22 AM
I will laugh so hard if it's Italy and England who don't qualify out of this group.  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 20, 2014, 12:01:51 PM
I think I will place a bet on Germany winning their next game. Screw them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 12:02:14 PM
nothing goes right for england. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 12:15:25 PM
CONCACAF 4EVA!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 12:16:58 PM
I would have like to see England qualify but a Italian failure is much more, much more important to see.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 12:33:22 PM
Italy playing with three strikers. Not something you see everyday...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 20, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
Where's the facepalm smilie when you need it?
L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 12:38:55 PM
 :face:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
If I could be another person for only one day it would be Andrea Pirlo.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
I find it hard to fathom that at least three of the Costa Rican players were playing in the Norwegian league a few seasons ago.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 20, 2014, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
I find it hard to fathom that at least three of the Costa Rican players were playing in the Norwegian league a few seasons ago.

Cold Bean(ers).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 12:57:50 PM
This world cup continues to deliver. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 20, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Goddamn.  The Ticos are the real deal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 12:59:56 PM
Certainly does. Worrying that Pirlo, Barlotelli were completely inivisible in the second half. Uruguay can beat Italy almost easily.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 01:01:23 PM
Right. Not a fluke, then.

Completely lost on how to predict the last games in this group. Any ideas, Tamas?  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 01:02:16 PM
My team may be out...but I'm rating this as the best world cup ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 01:02:33 PM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Amazing. This World Cup is amazing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 01:03:37 PM
Hats off for Costa Rica. They weren't even lucky, they were just better than Italy.
This is now my new favourite team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 20, 2014, 01:04:25 PM
"We're coming home, we're coming home..."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 01:04:31 PM
Man lots of pressure on the US to prove it is the best of CONCACAF with Mexico and Costa Rica doing this.  Must....beat....Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 20, 2014, 01:05:45 PM
I bet you could make good money predicting that outcome.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:08:31 PM
When is US-Portuagal?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
Sunday  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Que hora?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 01:29:34 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Que hora?

The late game. Google has a nice overview if you google World Cup, or just 'wc' actually.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 01:34:01 PM
My shift has been shortened in the beginning so I can watch the entire France-Suisse game. :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Que hora?

5 PM central

It sure is nice to have it in this hemisphere.  It has been awhile.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:44:17 PM
Yeah, that's great stuff.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Que hora?

5 PM central

It sure is nice to have it in this hemisphere.  It has been awhile.

This a thousand time.

Russia's WC is going to suck.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 01:50:31 PM
Russia's WC will be triumphant. I miss the noon games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 01:51:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 20, 2014, 01:50:31 PM
Russia's WC will be triumphant. I miss the noon games.

Will it have Far East venues?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 01:53:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 01:51:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 20, 2014, 01:50:31 PM
Russia's WC will be triumphant. I miss the noon games.

Will it have Far East venues?
Yekatarinburg, which is 4 hours before CEST.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 02:17:28 PM
Not even a yellow for dangerous play? Platini still holds his own vs Blatter!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:19:22 PM
What happened to black shoes and a small white logo? :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2014, 02:22:06 PM
Wat. Two goals in a minute. :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:23:49 PM
:frog: :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 02:36:26 PM
Another wrongly denied goal and now a penalty.
First failed penalty of the tournament!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
He was offside, all three were. :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 02:42:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
He was offside, all three were. :huh:

Not according to French TV who had a nice understatement called "ouf !". :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:46:32 PM
Allez les bleus! :frog:

Thanks Tamas.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 02:48:35 PM
France playing well.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 20, 2014, 02:46:32 PM
Allez les bleus! :frog:

Thanks Tamas.

Germany is screwed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 20, 2014, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 01:04:31 PM
Man lots of pressure on the US to prove it is the best of CONCACAF with Mexico and Costa Rica doing this.  Must....beat....Portugal.

I'd settle for a point, but a win would be pretty epic for us.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:03:53 PM
Fucking France.  :glare:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 20, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
Sunday  :bowler:

I really hope the US steam rolls Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 03:29:46 PM
Nice fluke by the Swiss. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:31:33 PM
Pogba's pass with the outside of his foot is class. The Swiss defending not so much.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:32:24 PM
What do the rules say about kicking a guy in the face if you're going for the ball?  Is the kicker always in the wrong?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:32:24 PM
What do the rules say about kicking a guy in the face if you're going for the ball?  Is the kicker always in the wrong?

The interpretation of several rules have become more strict, but let's say someone bends down to head the ball and gets kicked in the face, it would normally not be a foul, as the player is placing himself in harm's way. It'd have to be a fairly deliberate kick towards the head for a card, for instance. More often than not, I see these situations end up with a dropping of the ball (an oddity, but still in the rule book).


Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 03:38:21 PM
Stop it France, they're already dead.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
The interpretation of several rules have become more strict, but let's say someone bends down to head the ball and gets kicked in the face, it would normally not be a foul, as the player is placing himself in harm's way. It'd have to be a fairly deliberate kick towards the head for a card, for instance. More often than not, I see these situations end up with a dropping of the ball (an oddity, but still in the rule book).

How about a case in which a player tries a bicycle kick and the defender tries to head the ball away at the same time?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:45:35 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
The interpretation of several rules have become more strict, but let's say someone bends down to head the ball and gets kicked in the face, it would normally not be a foul, as the player is placing himself in harm's way. It'd have to be a fairly deliberate kick towards the head for a card, for instance. More often than not, I see these situations end up with a dropping of the ball (an oddity, but still in the rule book).

How about a case in which a player tries a bicycle kick and the defender tries to head the ball away at the same time?

Judgement call for the ref, I'd say. Could let it pass, but most likely a free kick for the defending party.


By the way, this was an amazing game. Or rather, it's been two great games today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:32:24 PM
What do the rules say about kicking a guy in the face if you're going for the ball?  Is the kicker always in the wrong?

A foot that high (Giroud) is theoretically verboten. Some referees would have booked him. He also did another foul one worthy of a yellow too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 20, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2014, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
The interpretation of several rules have become more strict, but let's say someone bends down to head the ball and gets kicked in the face, it would normally not be a foul, as the player is placing himself in harm's way. It'd have to be a fairly deliberate kick towards the head for a card, for instance. More often than not, I see these situations end up with a dropping of the ball (an oddity, but still in the rule book).

How about a case in which a player tries a bicycle kick and the defender tries to head the ball away at the same time?

It is considered "dangerous play" if the feet are above the players hip.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 03:47:58 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 03:03:53 PM
Fucking France.  :glare:

:nelson:

Allez les Bleus!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 20, 2014, 03:50:02 PM
Awesome game!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 03:55:44 PM
It is crazy to see these four and five goal games at the WC.  The Swiss essentially scored two goals in garbage time.  That's nuts, that sort of stuff only happens when you play Canada.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 03:58:54 PM
So the sixth goal was not validated?  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 03:59:29 PM
Benzema should have three more goals than he officially has.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:00:50 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 20, 2014, 03:50:02 PM
Awesome game!

It was. Pity the ref blew his whistle as Benzema's goal went in.

It's been a long time since I've seen a better 45 minutes of football than the second half here. Fantastic free kick for Switzerland, Pogba's assist.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 03:58:54 PM
So the sixth goal was not validated?  :huh:

Apparently the ref blows his whistle for full time about when the cross is played. We all know it was six for France as the Swiss certainly hadn't stopped playing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 03:58:54 PM
So the sixth goal was not validated?  :huh:

Apparently the ref blows his whistle for full time about when the cross is played. We all know it was six for France as the Swiss certainly hadn't stopped playing.

Yep, it's official: goal denied. Crap refereeing all around.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 20, 2014, 04:10:33 PM
You know what really grinds my gears?  When your fourth goal in the World Cup is invalidated.  Amiright?  I mean who cannot relate?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Benzema's lack of balls when in the wall for the Swiss free kick makes me think he kind of deserved it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Apparently the ref blows his whistle for full time about when the cross is played. We all know it was six for France as the Swiss certainly hadn't stopped playing.

Before the cross was played, so nowhere near a valid goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:31:35 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 20, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Apparently the ref blows his whistle for full time about when the cross is played. We all know it was six for France as the Swiss certainly hadn't stopped playing.

Before the cross was played, so nowhere near a valid goal.

Didn't hear the whistle myself, and haven't seen any good replays, so I'll assume you're right.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 05:37:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 20, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
Sunday  :bowler:

I really hope the US steam rolls Portugal.

Just hope they'll win...that's not a given.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 20, 2014, 06:06:31 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 05:37:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 20, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 20, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
Sunday  :bowler:

I really hope the US steam rolls Portugal.

Just hope they'll win...that's not a given.

Normally yes.  But this Portugal side seems unusually dysfunctional. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 06:31:00 PM
Honduras - Ecuador is a surprisingly fun game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 20, 2014, 07:02:49 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 20, 2014, 06:31:00 PM
Honduras - Ecuador is a surprisingly fun game.

I was a bit disappointed by the technical level of Ecuador in the beginning though. I wasn't expecting much from Honduras.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 20, 2014, 07:26:40 PM
Thought Honduras deserved a point out of that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 10:06:39 PM
Ah, the France bandwagon such comfort. Much more than the English wagon has ever been.

Also, France has kept the pattern of Good, Bad, Good, Bad, Good performance at the WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 12:16:43 AM
If Germany wins its group and both win against the second teams of groups F and H, it would be France v Germany in the quarter finals. That will be an interesting game. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 21, 2014, 12:58:36 AM
How does the bracket for the elimination rounds work, as far as where teams are slotted?  Is it set in advance, or does a team's performance in the pool play matter?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 01:12:26 AM
It's pretty fixed. Usually 1st of one group plays 2nd of other group and vice versa.

See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_cup_2014#Knockout_stage
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 01:42:19 AM
Per match scoring rate at recent FIFA World Cuptm Finals.
1978 - 2.68
1982 - 2.81
1986 - 2.54
1990 - 2.21
1994 - 2.71
1998 - 2.67
2002 - 2.52
2006 - 2.3
2010 - 2.27
2014 - 2.96 (so far)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
My wisdom for the day:

Argentina to win both halfs

Germany to win, and to win both halfs

Nigeria to win, because I can't believe the odds are right on giving them little chance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 06:51:49 AM
Calling it now, England will make the quarter finals in four years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 06:55:27 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 06:51:49 AM
Calling it now, England will make the quarter finals in four years.

Ballsy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 07:04:40 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 06:51:49 AM
Calling it now, England will make the quarter finals in four years.

In women's badminton.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 21, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 21, 2014, 01:12:26 AM
It's pretty fixed. Usually 1st of one group plays 2nd of other group and vice versa.

See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_cup_2014#Knockout_stage

Thanks.  I figured that was the case, almost every tournament has a fixed bracket.  I guess the NFL is the only playoff/tournament with flexible match-ups.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 21, 2014, 08:07:56 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 20, 2014, 10:06:39 PM
Ah, the France bandwagon such comfort. Much more than the English wagon has ever been.

Also, France has kept the pattern of Good, Bad, Good, Bad, Good performance at the WC.

Some French sport journos, the lowest of an admittedly low bunch, are already exciting the mob by telling them "France champion du monde" (sic).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 08:37:27 AM
I think it's fair to consider France a contender after their first two games. The team seems to work and it has the individual quality.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 10:55:55 AM
Heading into today's games:
1   Duque de Bragança   16   16    10    61.54%    *
2   frunk   16   16    10    61.54%    *
3   Maladict   16   16    10    61.54%    *
4   Viking   16   16    10    61.54%    *
5   Josephus   15   15    11    57.69%    *
6   Liep   15   15    11    57.69%    *
7   Norgy   15   15    11    57.69%    *
8   Dorsey4Heisman   14   14    12    53.85%    *
9   Pedrito   13   13    13    50.00%    *
10   funkmonk   12   12    14    46.15%    *
11   Syt   12   12    14    46.15%    *
12   dps   10   10    16    38.46%    *
13   josquius   10   10    16    38.46%    *
14   Tamas   10   10    16    38.46%    *
15   Agelastus   9   9    17    34.62%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    26    0.00%    *
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
There seem to be more Argentinian than Iranian fans... :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
There seem to be more Argentinian than Iranian fans... :P

If this score lasts, when will they start booing at their team?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
There seem to be more Argentinian than Iranian fans... :P

If this score lasts, when will they start booing at their team?

40 or so minutes. Iran is now two for two in boring games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 11:55:16 AM
Don't  blame them. It's up to the Argies to open this one up. A 0-0 draw is good for iran
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 11:56:50 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
My wisdom for the day:

Argentina to win both halfs

Germany to win, and to win both halfs

Nigeria to win, because I can't believe the odds are right on giving them little chance.

Come on man, your wisdom didn't even last past the first half.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:02:55 PM
It's not good enough to play for a draw in a World Cup. But I also blame Argentina, and I still hold contempt for every team that didn't beat Greece in the 2004 EC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 12:07:35 PM
Iran is playing smart. If they would openly attack Argentina, they would lose.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 12:19:31 PM
That could have been a penalty for Iran...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:19:40 PM
Now it's a good game, Iran is actually trying to get something from their possession, and they just got the biggest chance of the game.

And a non-called penalty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 12:31:06 PM
Iran is looking the better team at the moment. Who'd have thought.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:48:16 PM
Iran had a very good period, but looks like they're running on fumes now. Argentina still looks uninspired.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:49:58 PM
Wow, great contra football by Iran.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 12:50:48 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 12:31:06 PM
Iran is looking the better team at the moment. Who'd have thought.

Certainly not Tamas.  :whistle:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 12:50:50 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:49:58 PM
Wow, great contra football by Iran.
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 12:53:55 PM
Whoa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 12:54:41 PM
Shit. Iran would have deserved a point here.  :osama:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
As we say in German, "Fußball kann so ungerecht sein." (Football can be so unjust.)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:55:04 PM
Messi. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 12:56:11 PM
Cruel result for Iran. Great goal by Messi, but Argentina really need to pick themselves up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 12:56:55 PM
Argentina is time-wasting. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 01:03:00 PM
A real Messi-arse, that Leonel.  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 01:04:20 PM
Feel bad for Iran. Should have gotten something out of that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 01:05:31 PM
Awesome how 90 minutes of boring ass soccer can transform everyone into Iran supporters (myself included).  :D

Sort of like Rocky VI, except dolph lundgren gets the knockout at the end.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 01:05:31 PMRocky VI ... dolph lundgren

:hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 21, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 01:05:31 PMRocky VI ... dolph lundgren

:hmm:

typo--IV  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 01:05:31 PM
Awesome how 90 minutes of boring ass soccer can transform everyone into Iran supporters (myself included).  :D

Indeed, I was ready to dub them the new Greece, but that 2nd half turned me. Great spirit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 21, 2014, 01:44:18 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 12:07:35 PM
Iran is playing smart. If they would openly attack Argentina, they would lose.

That's what Hizbullah is for.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 01:57:58 PM
Human nature to cheer for underdog.

Go Ghana
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Ghana's tightened up a bit after Germany had so much space for a while, I was worried about their supplies and winter clothing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 02:36:10 PM
Germany's defense is poor again. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 02:41:00 PM
So far the only team with 2 good games is France (pending second half of this). And well, Costa Rico.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 21, 2014, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 01:57:58 PM
Human nature to cheer for underdog.

Go Ghana

Yeah, but I couldn't stand the idea of rooting for Iran for political and historical reasons.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 02:52:34 PM
GPG average dropping today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 02:53:45 PM
Persia or Iran existed before 1979, you know.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
OH COME ON!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 21, 2014, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 02:53:45 PM
Persia or Iran existed before 1979, you know.


Their current government didn't.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 03:17:08 PM
Good showing by Krautistan in the hottie category. :cheers:

I think those tit pushers look better with small tits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 03:17:44 PM
Two well-taken goals, but I worry about Götze's nose.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 03:21:10 PM
The German team looks as tired as Italy yesterday.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 21, 2014, 03:25:50 PM
I appear to have jinxed Germany by backing them to win.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 03:27:26 PM
I think the US wants Germany to take this game...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
He still has it. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 21, 2014, 03:34:30 PM
Klose is now: Historic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 03:39:30 PM
Love a good goal celebration flip.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 03:57:13 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
OH COME ON!

Next time we meet I will punch you in the face.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 03:57:57 PM
Well, that was intense due to incredibly poor defending on both sides.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
Not at all impressed with Oezil's play.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:00:43 PM
I am so betting on French victories from now on  :lol:



Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 03:21:10 PM
The German team looks as tired as Italy yesterday.

Yes. I think the fact that the majority of Italians, Germans, English even, Spanish, Argentinians played so much football in the last 10 months is beginning to show...which is why teams like Costa Rica, Chilie, Iran etc. can hold their own.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 04:02:35 PM
PS...everyone in the pool picked Germany to win :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 04:04:18 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
My wisdom for the day:

Argentina to win both halfs

Germany to win, and to win both halfs

Nigeria to win, because I can't believe the odds are right on giving them little chance.

Can you let us know your secret? How do you do it? Do you have a crystal ball?  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 21, 2014, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 04:02:35 PM
PS...everyone in the pool picked Germany to win :D

We have been unanimously wrong four times so far. :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 04:18:33 PM
If Portugal wins against the USA, the last game of this group will be nerve-racking.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 04:20:12 PM
The announcers kept saying the US wanted Germany to pummel Ghana.  I don't get that.  Isn't it to your advantage to have the team you beat do well?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 04:28:11 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
Not at all impressed with Oezil's play.
I think he was one of the better players for Germany today. The worst were Khedira and especially Lahm. He should not play in defensive midfield anymore, put Schweinsteiger there again. Although Schweinsteiger was so-so as well. Lahm should go back to left or right back.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 21, 2014, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 04:20:12 PM
The announcers kept saying the US wanted Germany to pummel Ghana.  I don't get that.  Isn't it to your advantage to have the team you beat do well?

If Ghana lost to Germany they would have been basically eliminated from moving on, reducing the number of teams competing with the US for 2 spots.  There is also a goal differential as a tie breaker in there somehow I imagine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 04:34:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 04:20:12 PM
The announcers kept saying the US wanted Germany to pummel Ghana.  I don't get that.  Isn't it to your advantage to have the team you beat do well?

The US has a tall task to get to 4 points in the group with Portugal and Germany to come. I think the question is, how do you get into the top 2 with 4 points?

If the US ties Portugal and loses to Germany, then Germany is through and likely Ghana if they beat Portugal (and possibly not if Portugal wins).

If the US ties Germany and loses to Portugal, then Germany is through along with the winner of Portugal / Ghana (Ghana might win but lose the tie break to the US and the US would thus advance, but it is complicated and they probably have the edge).

Had Germany just won, then any tie by the US would eliminate Ghana. The permutations with a possible tie with Portugal are more complex, but since Portugal got creamed 4-0 by Germany, the advantage in any tie break with Portugal would seem to be with the US. Also, having Germany on 6 points could basically qualify them before the US game begins, so they may not give a shit about their game against the US.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 04:38:37 PM
I'll watch Germany - USA in Alabama next week. I wonder if the Americans understand when I take a break in the middle of the workshop. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 21, 2014, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 04:38:37 PM
I'll watch Germany - USA in Alabama next week. I wonder if the Americans understand when I take a break in the middle of the workshop. :w00t:

the game's been very popular in the US, so it shouldn't be a problem. Mind you, you are going to be in Alabama...which is different.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 21, 2014, 04:58:30 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2014, 04:38:37 PM
I'll watch Germany - USA in Alabama next week. I wonder if the Americans understand when I take a break in the middle of the workshop. :w00t:

Even if they are not soccer watchers they will at least be aware the World Cup is going on and understand.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 21, 2014, 04:04:18 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
My wisdom for the day:

Argentina to win both halfs

Germany to win, and to win both halfs

Nigeria to win, because I can't believe the odds are right on giving them little chance.

Can you let us know your secret? How do you do it? Do you have a crystal ball?  :P

I don't know, I am amazed at myself.  :D Now Nigeria has to lose to make it a flawlessly screwed up day.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 05:34:16 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FSzkvvUp.gif&hash=f8e3ba03c6a3480986dbc796043eb5d5c02f0d65)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 05:57:00 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 04:00:43 PM
I am so betting on French victories from now on  :lol:


:ultra:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia are in the same group?  How wimpy. :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 06:23:44 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 21, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia are in the same group?  How wimpy. :huh:

Nigeria won the Cup of Nations, and Iran and Bosnia won their qual groups.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 21, 2014, 06:30:05 PM
Come on Bosnia, save my picks!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM
OMGWTF I got one of the results right!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM
OMGWTF I got one of the results right!

Clearly you paid off that assistant referee.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 21, 2014, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM
OMGWTF I got one of the results right!

Clearly you paid off that assistant referee.

A bag of beets and two sets of hubcaps.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 21, 2014, 07:57:54 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 21, 2014, 06:59:19 PM
OMGWTF I got one of the results right!

Clearly you paid off that assistant referee.

It certainly looked like someone did.  The non-call on the Nigeria goal was questionable, but the off-side call on the Bosnian goal that was waved off was clearly wrong.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 21, 2014, 11:22:37 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 05:34:16 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FSzkvvUp.gif&hash=f8e3ba03c6a3480986dbc796043eb5d5c02f0d65)

Mesmerizing.

German TV have sent Munich based Brazilian singer Fernanda Brandao (of who I was previously unaware) as correspondent to Brazil to interview locals and fans:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.top.de%2F748%2F392748%2Cpd_1%2Ffernanda-brandao.jpg&hash=2c55e88ef026e3463c1516bb552b556815c807e5)

I find her segments ... distracting.  :blush:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 22, 2014, 01:27:01 AM
The Holland-Australia game was good.
I had previously decided my team to support this tournament would be Holland but still found myself rooting for the Australians in that game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 06:38:09 AM
Damn, lost the lead in the pool.
Frunk has been smart to not pick any draws. I deleted mine after a few games, but not soon enough.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 06:43:33 AM
I have taken the ten to one odds offered on France winning the World Cup, but not out of jest - I think they have been the most consistently impressive. So I guess they stand no chance now :p


Wisdom for today:
Belgium wins, Hazard scores a goal
South Korea's game will be a snore fest, so only thing I have money on is there being less than 3 goals altogether
USA will embarrass and send home Portugal
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 07:07:39 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 06:43:33 AM

USA will embarrass and send home Portugal

While I would truly enjoy that, I have a nagging feeling the Portuguese will at least try this time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 08:12:55 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 06:43:33 AM

Wisdom for today:

USA will embarrass and send home Portugal

NOOOOOOO!  :P

Hopefully you are right, and if you are wrong it because we beat them by the skin of our teeth. But still, to embarrass them we will need to score a lot of goals, and I don't know where that goal production is going to come from.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 08:27:04 AM
What are the oddsmakers saying about US Portugal?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
Average seem to be 4/5 for Portugal to win and with the surprinsingly low odds of 18/5 for an American win.

Most popular bet is USA (19/5).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 09:29:43 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
Average seem to be 4/5 for Portugal to win and with the surprinsingly low odds of 18/5 for an American win.

Most popular bet is USA (19/5).

Never tell me the odds. -Han Solo, speaking for all Americans
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 09:34:22 AM
Obrigado Liep.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 10:00:45 AM
1   frunk   18   18    11    62.07%    *
2   Duque de Bragança   17   17    12    58.62%    *
3   Maladict   17   17    12    58.62%    *
4   Norgy   17   17    12    58.62%    *
5   Viking   17   17    12    58.62%    *
6   Josephus   16   16    13    55.17%    *
7   Liep   16   16    13    55.17%    *
8   Dorsey4Heisman   15   15    14    51.72%    *
9   Pedrito   14   14    15    48.28%    *
10   Syt   14   14    15    48.28%    *
11   funkmonk   13   13    16    44.83%    *
12   dps   12   12    17    41.38%    *
13   Agelastus   11   11    18    37.93%    *
14   josquius   11   11    18    37.93%    *
15   Tamas   11   11    18    37.93%    *
16   celedhring   0   0    29    0.00%    *
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 11:05:24 AM
I would like to see a USA vs Russia World Cup match someday.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 11:12:56 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 11:05:24 AM
I would like to see a USA vs Russia World Cup match someday.

If USA finishes first and Russia second or vice versa, that's what would happen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
Two second tier European teams playing each other... :zzz
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
Two second tier European teams playing each other... :zzz

Yeah, so much for Belgium being a dark horse.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 22, 2014, 12:33:19 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
Two second tier European teams playing each other... :zzz

Yeah, so much for Belgium being a dark horse.

Thing is, 2 sides have to advance out of that group, just like any other.

At any rate, I picked the US over Portugal in the Languish pool, even though I had picked Ghana over the US.  BTW, I'm not changing any of my group picks--it just seems fairer to leave them as I had them before the start of the tourney. 

EDIT:  Well, apparantly I actually picked the US and Portugal to draw.  Dang it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 12:40:56 PM
Watching BEL - RUS, this match doesn't belong in this World Cup IMO.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 22, 2014, 12:47:51 PM
It is pretty crap. To think that some commentators were hailing Russia after their performance at the Euro 2008 as "the next big thing".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 22, 2014, 12:49:48 PM
Well, at least my pick in the pool was correct. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 12:50:39 PM
Finally.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 12:52:25 PM
The Belgium team reminds me somewhat of their '86 team. Just needed Hazard to have an awakening.

I am not sure they have the overall quality like their '86 team, but if they can grind out results like this, who knows how far they'll go.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 22, 2014, 12:53:27 PM
Godsdammit that's the second match in this World Cup that I've picked as a draw that's had a single-goal decider scored in the last couple of minutes. :(

Or it looks like it, anyway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 01:00:15 PM
that was worse than the nigeria-iran game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 01:04:53 PM
Clearly the Belgians were intimidated by the prospect of invasion and annexation.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 01:23:31 PM
USA aren't going to win this match.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 01:35:58 PM
Flip busts out his reverse psychology Phillipino witchcraft.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
You just have to hope Ronaldo caught something from the boogers Löw served him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 02:02:45 PM
this game has all the making of a snore fest. Let's hope Im wrong
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 02:07:26 PM
This will be an interesting one for the pool, if anything.
Duque seems to have forgotten about this game  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:10:02 PM
Just read up a bit about the history of soccerball in the US. Looks like there were umpteen leagues concentrated in the north-east up until around 1930, when FIFA stepped in to fuck things up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on June 22, 2014, 02:12:44 PM
I am loving Algeria's barely-there tops.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 02:02:45 PM
this game has all the making of a snore fest. Let's hope Im wrong

I'd say you are.  :)

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 02:42:45 PM
Never pick the tie. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:43:58 PM
Well, Algeria is France's B side, so cheer up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 03:04:56 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 02:02:45 PM
this game has all the making of a snore fest. Let's hope Im wrong

I'd say you are.  :)

Yes. I'm pleasantly surprised. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 03:12:50 PM
That's a very good effort by Soon. Class.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 03:12:50 PM
That's a very good effort by Soon. Class.

When do you think he will score?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 03:22:54 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:43:58 PM
Well, Algeria is France's B side, so cheer up.

Indeed, and I'm only sad on behalf of my picks, this WC keeps delivering.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 03:30:29 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 03:22:54 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:43:58 PM
Well, Algeria is France's B side, so cheer up.

Indeed, and I'm only sad on behalf of my picks, this WC keeps delivering.

Me too. I originally made my picks based on the conventional wisdom that World Cup matches are generally boring and defensive. I am very happy to see I was very wrong about that.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 03:33:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 01:35:58 PM
Flip busts out his reverse psychology Phillipino witchcraft.

I think the accuracy of my predictive powers, evidenced by my astonishing 44.83% accuracy in the Languish pool, is not within any boundaries of doubt.  :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 02:07:26 PM
This will be an interesting one for the pool, if anything.
Duque seems to have forgotten about this game  :(

I was thinking of picking the result just before the game. Turns out the picnic was more lively and longer than expected. Don't think I would have put Algeria as winner though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 03:49:38 PM
Didn't really expect six goals in this game, I must admit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
I take this world cup as vindication of my idea from many years ago that the goals should be bigger. More goals = more excitement. :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 03:54:32 PM
If I am not mistaken, you suggested goals the size of Canada.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 03:54:32 PM
If I am not mistaken, you suggested goals the size of Canada.

I was probably frustrated after watching back to back 0-0 draws.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 04:00:02 PM
I will say though, that I think the bigger improvement in this world cup vs. others is that the officiating has been better. It seems like it used to be FIFA was always introducing a new point of emphasis right before the cup, which combined with sometimes dodgy officials, resulted in lots of iffy red cards and penalties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 04:08:59 PM
Prediction for USA's group:

1st place: Germany
2nd place: Ghana

Ghana will find a way to knock us out.  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 04:16:22 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/16/sports/worldcup/for-us-soccer-team-honesty-may-not-be-the-best-policy.html?WT.mc_id=D-E-AD-RSS-MOSTSHARED-0614&WT.mc_ev=click&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1402601509000&bicmet=1420054309000&_r=0

NYT article about the need for the US to learn to flop.  Got to it from the Guarniad site.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 04:08:59 PM
Prediction for USA's group:

1st place: Germany
2nd place: Ghana

Ghana will find a way to knock us out.  :cry:

Good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:24:52 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 04:16:22 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/16/sports/worldcup/for-us-soccer-team-honesty-may-not-be-the-best-policy.html?WT.mc_id=D-E-AD-RSS-MOSTSHARED-0614&WT.mc_ev=click&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1402601509000&bicmet=1420054309000&_r=0

NYT article about the need for the US to learn to flop.  Got to it from the Guarniad site.

Debunked already
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong)

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 04:27:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 04:00:02 PM
I will say though, that I think the bigger improvement in this world cup vs. others is that the officiating has been better. It seems like it used to be FIFA was always introducing a new point of emphasis right before the cup, which combined with sometimes dodgy officials, resulted in lots of iffy red cards and penalties.

We've had an iffy penalty on day one. It shouldn't have been given. But apart from that, the refereeing has been better than usual. Maybe their demands for bribes have gone up. The standards as to what's acceptable when it comes to holding, grabbing shirts and tackling from behind have all become more stringent, but footsoccerballfutbol will always be a physical contact sport. So I think some referees at times just give too many free kicks, as the rules for just faking it haven't become as stringent.
Compared to say the 1978, 1982 and the 1990 World Cups, this has been a fair one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 04:38:46 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 04:00:02 PM
I will say though, that I think the bigger improvement in this world cup vs. others is that the officiating has been better. It seems like it used to be FIFA was always introducing a new point of emphasis right before the cup, which combined with sometimes dodgy officials, resulted in lots of iffy red cards and penalties.

This. I said as much to my brother the other day. Previous world cups had FIFA issuing new rules for referees to enforce which normally meant refs dishing out cards like they were monopoly money. The refereeing has been above par this world cup so far...yes the odd missed penalty, but that's bound to happen. 5 stars for the refereeing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 04:39:04 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:24:52 PM
Debunked already
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong)

The author of this piece seems to be trying to refute the argument that  US players *never* flop, which the NYT writer did not make.  In fact he says Jozy Altidore is the best of a weak group.

Also not sure how video of Lebron James flopping (I didn't play it) and a mention of Jurgen Klinsman's flopping advance the case he's trying to make.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 22, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:10:02 PM
Just read up a bit about the history of soccerball in the US. Looks like there were umpteen leagues concentrated in the north-east up until around 1930, when FIFA stepped in to fuck things up.


Yeah, professional soccer in the 1920s was at least as popular as the NFL (if perhaps a bit more regional).  But it wasn't just FIFA--the Great Depression played a role in killing off the pro soccoer leagues of the time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: dps on June 22, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 02:10:02 PM
Just read up a bit about the history of soccerball in the US. Looks like there were umpteen leagues concentrated in the north-east up until around 1930, when FIFA stepped in to fuck things up.


Yeah, professional soccer in the 1920s was at least as popular as the NFL (if perhaps a bit more regional).  But it wasn't just FIFA--the Great Depression played a role in killing off the pro soccoer leagues of the time.

Yeah, I read that. Just when a settlement in the so-called "Soccer Wars" was reached, Wall Street crashes. Looks like American clubs were a bit cheeky with pinching players from Europe who were under contract too. The reason I looked it up, was a player born in Norway, Werner Nilsen, who played in the 1934 World Cup and apparently had quite the career. He was a machinist, male clothes model and footballer. Ended his footballing career in St. Louis after playing in Boston, Fall River and New York. Looking for new ideas for articles to sell, you know.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:57:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 04:39:04 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:24:52 PM
Debunked already
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/culture-lifestyle/140618/new-york-times-claims-usa-soccer-players-dont-flop-wrong)

The author of this piece seems to be trying to refute the argument that  US players *never* flop, which the NYT writer did not make.  In fact he says Jozy Altidore is the best of a weak group.

Also not sure how video of Lebron James flopping (I didn't play it) and a mention of Jurgen Klinsman's flopping advance the case he's trying to make.

Americans don't flop according to Americans.

Quick sum-up
QuoteIf everyone in international competition and domestic leagues agreed, "there's too much diving, let's do something about it," that'd be great. Unfortunately, players, fans, countries, and leagues tend to point fingers at everyone but themselves. It's particularly unhelpful when fingerpointing gets mixed up with ideas (often stupid ideas) about national character, culture, or nature.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 04:58:29 PM
Who'd tamas pick in the us-Portugal game?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 05:00:00 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:57:25 PM
Americans don't flop according to Americans.

Not any of the Americans who have posted or been linked here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 05:08:31 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2014, 04:58:29 PM
Who'd tamas pick in the us-Portugal game?

Most likely he picked Postiga up front.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 05:00:00 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 04:57:25 PM
Americans don't flop according to Americans.

Not any of the Americans who have posted or been linked here.

Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 04:16:22 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/16/sports/worldcup/for-us-soccer-team-honesty-may-not-be-the-best-policy.html?WT.mc_id=D-E-AD-RSS-MOSTSHARED-0614&WT.mc_ev=click&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1402601509000&bicmet=1420054309000&_r=0

NYT article about the need for the US to learn to flop.  Got to it from the Guarniad site.

Link(ed) by you.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 05:10:18 PM
Horrible misplay.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 05:13:41 PM
French commentator speaks of Jorge Jesus (Benfica coach) instead of Paulo Bento (Portuguese national team coach).
Brilliant as always. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 05:15:38 PM
Some good defending there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 05:32:41 PM
Bradley should drop a bit deeper more often. Get some more space. He's that creative spark the US needs, while pushing up on the flanks.


Ronaldo as a captain? He's very good, but he's a spoilt child.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2014, 04:58:29 PM
Who'd tamas pick in the us-Portugal game?

The US  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 05:43:17 PM
USA playing well with the obvious exception of that defensive miscue. I'm impressed.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 05:43:17 PM
USA playing well with the obvious exception of that defensive miscue. I'm impressed.  :)
they are playing very well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Naní's has made a lot of basic mistakes after his goal. Not being able to trap an easy pass, for instance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 05:56:37 PM
Much better performance by the US than against Ghana.  Except for the air ball.

If the US goes out playing like this, I can live with it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 05:58:38 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Naní's has made a lot of basic mistakes after his goal. Not being able to trap an easy pass, for instance.

Nani is past it and it's obvious to see why Moyes never played him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 05:56:37 PM
Much better performance by the US than against Ghana.  Except for the air ball.

If the US goes out playing like this, I can live with it.

Me too. As long as they're playing good soccer I can live with them getting dumped out of the group stage.

But I'm a purist.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 06:02:34 PM
He's 27. Kind of never made it to the level he should be. He'll en up somewhere else soon, probably in a south European league.

I thought the US did well, but lack that end product you do need to win games. The Portuguese team is beatable, without a doubt.
Howard's save - brilliant.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 06:04:32 PM
:o I didn't realize he was only 27.  :lol:

Ghana should beat this Portugal team.

Klinsmann's half time talk: http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 06:08:39 PM
Maybe I'm biased, but I'm surprised at the stats. At thought the US had the better of it (aside from one disasterous misplay), but possession was about 50-50, shots were 9-9, and shots on goal were 5-2 Portuguese.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 22, 2014, 06:11:56 PM
Stats are misleading for analysing a game properly. Really.

If you get a shot in from 30 meters out and it's saved, its's a shot on goal. If you miss a sitter from 5 meters, it's a shot off goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:22:03 PM
Bradley. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:27:15 PM
Holy shit what a kick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 06:27:33 PM
Jermaine Jones scored a goal! :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 06:27:44 PM
YES!  Thank god for US servicemen bedding German women.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 06:38:27 PM
That goal was as glorious as a giant bald eagle soaring over Mount Rushmoore with George Washington on its back waving an American flag while shooting a second amendment protected fire arm off.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:42:48 PM
I liked the shot of Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman looking extremely nervous.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:44:04 PM
Why must all my teams fail me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 22, 2014, 06:44:58 PM
That was a nice goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:45:49 PM
Was that a cock goal?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 06:46:39 PM
I don't mind getting this one wrong.  :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2014, 06:50:01 PM
I really wish the tv here in the office worked. <_<

I watched the first half at home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
Soccer teams ever pull their goalie?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:53:52 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
Soccer teams ever pull their goalie?

No, but they do send them on the attack at set pieces and corners in the last minutes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 06:54:04 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
Soccer teams ever pull their goalie?

As in substitute? No.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:55:25 PM
A 1 minute substitution, the art of time wasting is not lost on our American brethren.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:55:40 PM
Yeah, I forgot they can't substitute As freely as they do in hockey.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:56:36 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
Soccer teams ever pull their goalie?
they should substitute the whole team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 06:57:44 PM
Oh boy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:58:04 PM
D'oh
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 22, 2014, 06:58:18 PM
Well, shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
I'm still sticking to my last comment :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 06:58:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:56:36 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 22, 2014, 06:52:35 PM
Soccer teams ever pull their goalie?
they should substitute the whole team.

Beto wasn't that bad.
Face-saving goal by Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 22, 2014, 06:58:38 PM
Holy crap, he passed the ball.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 06:58:43 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I did correctly tip the 3rd goal would be American during the game though :P

shit. Poor USA :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 06:59:05 PM
Fuck
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 06:59:20 PM
HEARTBREAKERoneoneone

Still, well played.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ed enjoys porkchop goals?  :blink:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:00:19 PM
Aww, I feel bad for the Americans now, the very last second. Bradley must feel like a fool for losing that last ball.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:00:52 PM
That game was amazing.

Also, Klinsmann is a genius.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 22, 2014, 07:01:01 PM
Stoppage time = CORRUPTION
Title: !
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2014, 07:01:15 PM
Fuckers! :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:01:49 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 06:58:30 PM
Face-saving goal by Portugal.

Live-saving, they now have a chance at qualifying.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ed enjoys porkchop goals?  :blink:

Ed sick of idiot bandwagoning Americans who didn't have the time of day for this until they won a game and idiot news coverage.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
WHAT THE FUCK JUSTIFIED 5 MINUTES STOPPAGE TIME ANYWAYS?!!!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:hug:

Don't get cocky kid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on June 22, 2014, 07:02:57 PM
Dammit, I wanted a clean win or clean loss.  Stupid draws.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
Even if we lose to Germany, we will advance with a tie between Ghana and Portugal. If either of the teams wins, the first tie break is goal differential, and we are current +5 on Portugal. It might get close between the US and Ghana if Ghana wins.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:04:28 PM
Fuck Portugual.  Five minutes of penalty time my ass.  Ronaldo is now shit forever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:04:57 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
WHAT THE FUCK JUSTIFIED 5 MINUTES STOPPAGE TIME ANYWAYS?!!!!

The ref changed it from 4 to 5 while the 4th ref was preparing to hold up the sign because of an extra slow substitution. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:05:13 PM
Ronaldo saves my pool pick for this match.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:07:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
Even if we lose to Germany, we will advance with a tie between Ghana and Portugal. If either of the teams wins, the first tie break is goal differential, and we are current +5 on Portugal. It might get close between the US and Ghana if Ghana wins.

Both Germany and USA will advance with a tie, Germany as first. Ideal situation for both? It can happen, ask Italy. :secret:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 22, 2014, 07:07:52 PM
Yet another miracle happened.  The best scenario - Germany and Portugal advancing - may still happen. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I now officially hate Portugal.  Sorry, Duque.  5 minutes my ass.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:09:12 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:07:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
Even if we lose to Germany, we will advance with a tie between Ghana and Portugal. If either of the teams wins, the first tie break is goal differential, and we are current +5 on Portugal. It might get close between the US and Ghana if Ghana wins.

Both Germany and USA will advance with a tie, Germany as first. Ideal situation for both? It can happen, ask Italy. :secret:

Jurgen Klinsmann's masterplan is slowly coming to fruition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:10:03 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 22, 2014, 07:07:52 PM
Yet another miracle happened.  The best scenario - Germany and Portugal advancing - may still happen. 
Wait, you rate your status quo above watching Ronaldo fail? Wtf is wrong with you, man.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 22, 2014, 07:07:52 PM
Yet another miracle happened.  The best scenario - Germany and Portugal advancing - may still happen.

Fuck you Mono.  Fuck you and your "status quo must win" always.  Fuck you and your fucking fuckity fuck fucking rules of established futbol.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:07:42 PM

Both Germany and USA will advance with a tie, Germany as first. Ideal situation for both? It can happen, ask Italy. :secret:

Germany may decide to just try to butt rape us.

Really, with their goal differential, unless they have a total meltdown of historic proportions, or if Ghana puts on an epic display against Portugal, they are basically qualified already.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I now officially hate Portugal.  Sorry, Duque.  5 minutes my ass.

Relax!
:console: :secret: The US is still in a better position. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 22, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2014, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:hug:

Don't get cocky kid.
with goal differential it's still a long shot. I'm just enjoying your hate.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:13:15 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:07:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:04:17 PM
Even if we lose to Germany, we will advance with a tie between Ghana and Portugal. If either of the teams wins, the first tie break is goal differential, and we are current +5 on Portugal. It might get close between the US and Ghana if Ghana wins.

Both Germany and Austria USA will advance with a tie, Germany as first. Ideal situation for both? It can happen, ask Algeria. :secret:

Fixed!
Gijon anyone?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:14:42 PM
This is why I love this game. Such high hopes and then such a cruel ending.  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I now officially hate Portugal.  Sorry, Duque.  5 minutes my ass.

Relax!
:console: :secret: The US is still in a better position. :)

(oh I know, but such a cruel ending - see post above)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Scipio on June 22, 2014, 07:16:04 PM
It's like God is directing a badly-written fooseball movie.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

Bah, I have been following soccer since 1990.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:23:04 PM
When I was watching that comically slow substitution, I pictured in my mind the ref saying "fuck you, I'll add another minute just for that".  How ironic that it proved to be the difference.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:23:36 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

I don't think I've watched a full game since the last world cup. However, I'm also well ahead of you in the languish pool.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 07:23:48 PM
Glad this was the last midnight game. This stuff is killing me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:23:57 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I now officially hate Portugal.  Sorry, Duque.  5 minutes my ass.

Relax!
:console: :secret: The US is still in a better position. :)

(oh I know, but such a cruel ending - see post above)

Besides, Beckerman could have gotten a red card for the elbowing early in the game, so stop blaming the referee.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:23:57 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I now officially hate Portugal.  Sorry, Duque.  5 minutes my ass.

Relax!
:console: :secret: The US is still in a better position. :)

(oh I know, but such a cruel ending - see post above)

Besides, Beckerman could have gotten a red card for the elbowing early in the game, so stop blaming the referee.

I'll blame the ref when it hurts my national team, like any good fan!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 07:25:27 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:23:36 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

I don't think I've watched a full game since the last world cup. However, I'm also well ahead of you in the languish pool.  :P

Everybody is :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:25:39 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

Bah, I have been following soccer since 1990.

To be fair there are a lot of soccer hipsters in the US who suddenly started following the sport in the past couple years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:26:33 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

You know what Beetlejuice?  It's not that complicated a game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 22, 2014, 07:23:48 PM
Glad this was the last midnight game. This stuff is killing me.

Specially, these crappy 0-0s starting at midnight.  :yuk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:25:39 PM

To be fair there are a lot of soccer hipsters in the US who suddenly started following the sport in the past couple years.

True, but I used to watch "Soccer Made in Germany" on PBS in the 1970s.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:29:19 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:25:39 PM

To be fair there are a lot of soccer hipsters in the US who suddenly started following the sport in the past couple years.

True, but I used to watch "Soccer Made in Germany" on PBS in the 1970s.

Stop being old.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:29:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:26:33 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 22, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
I give one thing to Ed: it is funny how you Americans come out of the woodwork when there is a World Cup and think you know a single thing about football.  :P

You know what Beetlejuice?  It's not that complicated a game.

Indeed, you don't need in depth tactical knowledge for a game like this.

Ronaldo = evil, USA = brave underdogs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:30:09 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:23:04 PM
When I was watching that comically slow substitution, I pictured in my mind the ref saying "fuck you, I'll add another minute just for that".  How ironic that it proved to be the difference.

Stop complaining, I have seen yellow cards for substitutions faster than that one. Bata(rd) anyone?  :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:29:19 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 22, 2014, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:25:39 PM

To be fair there are a lot of soccer hipsters in the US who suddenly started following the sport in the past couple years.

True, but I used to watch "Soccer Made in Germany" on PBS in the 1970s.

Stop being old.  :mad:

:(  But I AM old.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 22, 2014, 07:33:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:29:51 PM
Indeed, you don't need in depth tactical knowledge for a game like this.

Ronaldo = evil, USA = brave underdogs.

Well, now the US is going to be driving straight into Casserine Pass next game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

Sorry, Footix.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:34:40 PM
I watched soccer a couple of years ago to keep my mind occupied while sitting in hospital rooms. Andy Carroll's jackassery kept me sane.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:36:54 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:30:09 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:23:04 PM
When I was watching that comically slow substitution, I pictured in my mind the ref saying "fuck you, I'll add another minute just for that".  How ironic that it proved to be the difference.

Stop complaining, I have seen yellow cards for substitutions faster than that one. Bata(rd) anyone?  :contract:
I'm not complaining, I think US deserved that extra minute, that was over the top.  I also think that these kinds of delaying tactics against a determined team are counter-productive, as they put you in the wrong mindset.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:37:13 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

Sorry, Footix.

I can still google. :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

The first one was a reference to the infamous Germany-Austria draw in 82 to keep Algeria from advancing.  :smarty:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:41:35 PM
Two gut punches in two days.  Sports is a cruel mistress.

Now the USA needs to tie the Germans right?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 22, 2014, 07:33:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:29:51 PM
Indeed, you don't need in depth tactical knowledge for a game like this.

Ronaldo = evil, USA = brave underdogs.

Well, now the US is going to be driving straight into Casserine Pass next game.

I have a feeling this is what is going to happen. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

The first one was a reference to the infamous Germany-Austria draw in 82 to keep Algeria from advancing.  :smarty:

Ah, I was referring to the more modern 2-2 tie between Sweden and Denmark to keep Italy from advancing in the 2004 EC. A choice I made solely to annoy Pedrito.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:43:03 PM
GO SCHWEINSTEIGER!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

The first one was a reference to the infamous Germany-Austria draw in 82 to keep Algeria from advancing.  :smarty:

Yi is improving!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ed enjoys porkchop goals?  :blink:

Ed sick of idiot bandwagoning Americans who didn't have the time of day for this until they won a game and idiot news coverage.

Sounds like the same reason Ed hates Ohio State Basketball.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:45:11 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:41:35 PM
Now the USA needs to tie the Germans right?

They can advance even if they lose, but it then depends on the other game and by how much they lose.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 22, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ed enjoys porkchop goals?  :blink:

Ed sick of idiot bandwagoning Americans who didn't have the time of day for this until they won a game and idiot news coverage.

Sounds like the same reason Ed hates Ohio State Basketball.

ED LIKED BOBBY KNIGHT BETTER
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:41:35 PM
Two gut punches in two days.  Sports is a cruel mistress.

Now the USA needs to tie the Germans right?

That would wrap it up. As would a Ghana Portugal draw.

Remember how you didn't understand why we wanted Ghana to lose to Germany? The easiest way for the US to not make the cut is if we lose to Germany and Ghana wins (that would put us in a tiebreak with Ghana, which we might win, might not--it would be close). Had Ghana lost to Germany, they would be eliminated.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 06:22:03 PM
Bradley. :weep:

He plays for my team now...Toronto FC
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 08:00:40 PM
another great WC14 game. Well done. CONCACAF does us proud.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 22, 2014, 08:11:03 PM
This is a bullshit sport, and everybody's bleachers need to collapse from Leeds hooligans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 22, 2014, 08:17:47 PM
Notice how the Portuguese didn't really celebrate that tying goal. They know it really means nothing to them, they really needed to win. It can really screw the Americans though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 22, 2014, 08:20:56 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:36:54 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2014, 07:30:09 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 22, 2014, 07:23:04 PM
When I was watching that comically slow substitution, I pictured in my mind the ref saying "fuck you, I'll add another minute just for that".  How ironic that it proved to be the difference.

Stop complaining, I have seen yellow cards for substitutions faster than that one. Bata(rd) anyone?  :contract:
I'm not complaining, I think US deserved that extra minute, that was over the top.  I also think that these kinds of delaying tactics against a determined team are counter-productive, as they put you in the wrong mindset.

Yeah, I think we caught a couple of breaks in the match, to be honest.  It just sucked that the equalizer came at almost the very last second.

At least I can take consolation that the draw means I picked up 3 points today in the Languish pool.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 22, 2014, 08:22:59 PM
To be honest if either us or Ghana go through then I'd be happy. Of course I want the USA to qualify first but Ghana are just great to watch too.

Germany, USA/Ghana ok. Portugal however, are shit and do NOT deserve to qualify.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 08:28:19 PM
To be fair I didn't see Portugal flopping much. :cheers:

And I thought the game was pretty clean on both sides. :cheers:

A lot of bitching about calls by Ronald McDonald though. :thumbsdown:

Has he always plucked his eyebrows? :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 22, 2014, 08:36:47 PM
In the Iran game the commentator mentioned that the Iranian players tend to be known by their Christian names :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 22, 2014, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2014, 07:41:35 PM
Two gut punches in two days.  Sports is a cruel mistress.

Now the USA needs to tie the Germans right?

That would wrap it up. As would a Ghana Portugal draw.

Remember how you didn't understand why we wanted Ghana to lose to Germany? The easiest way for the US to not make the cut is if we lose to Germany and Ghana wins (that would put us in a tiebreak with Ghana, which we might win, might not--it would be close). Had Ghana lost to Germany, they would be eliminated.

Sorry Valmy for the snide remark, I thought you were Yi for some reason.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2014, 09:56:34 PM
Guess the US should root for Portugal to beat Ghana now.  :yuk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 22, 2014, 10:42:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 22, 2014, 09:56:34 PM
Guess the US should root for Portugal to beat Ghana now.  :yuk:

No, actually the ideal result for us would be for Portugal and Ghana to draw.  That would put us through, regardless of the result of our match with Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 23, 2014, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 22, 2014, 08:36:47 PM
In the Iran game the commentator mentioned that the Iranian players tend to be known by their Christian names :lol:

Only works for the Armenian-Iranian player of the squad.  :contract: Where's Queequeg when his Armenian knowledge is actually needed?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:16:46 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 22, 2014, 08:36:47 PM
In the Iran game the commentator mentioned that the Iranian players tend to be known by their Christian names :lol:

yeah I loved that.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Alright people, as my track record with the bets, AND my position on the Languish leaderboard shows, your ass really need the direction I can provide in this chaotic world of international football.

So here you go for today:

Australia-Spain: who the fuck cares
Dutch will win
Brazil will win both halfs
Mexio will edge out Croatia
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 23, 2014, 05:36:26 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10455047_10152438431973762_8047320917128576970_n.jpg)

:XD:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Dutch will win

:(

Doesn't really matter though. Brazil get to pick who they will play, not Chile or Holland.
Thanks FIFA  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 06:00:44 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 23, 2014, 05:36:26 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10455047_10152438431973762_8047320917128576970_n.jpg)

:XD:

:pinch:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 23, 2014, 06:02:01 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Alright people, as my track record with the bets, AND my position on the Languish leaderboard shows, your ass really need the direction I can provide in this chaotic world of international football.

So here you go for today:

Australia-Spain: who the fuck cares
Dutch will win
Brazil will win both halfs
Mexio will edge out Croatia

Everyone cares, the Socceroos are an exciting team to watch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
I was in a random burger place in suburbian Alabama  yesterday evening when the game was shown. They had it on their screens and most of customers actually watched it. Reactions were much more subdued than elsewhere in the world. No wild jumping around when scoring or swearing when conceding a goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 06:14:13 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
I was in a random burger place in suburbian Alabama  yesterday evening when the game was shown. They had it on their screens and most of customers actually watched it. Reactions were much more subdued than elsewhere in the world. No wild jumping around when scoring or swearing when conceding a goal.

Roll Tide.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 06:25:05 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 23, 2014, 06:02:01 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Alright people, as my track record with the bets, AND my position on the Languish leaderboard shows, your ass really need the direction I can provide in this chaotic world of international football.

So here you go for today:

Australia-Spain: who the fuck cares
Dutch will win
Brazil will win both halfs
Mexio will edge out Croatia

Everyone cares, the Socceroos are an exciting team to watch.

Screw it, I put a pound on Australia winning. Spain deserves a break.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:35:21 AM
The Curse of Tamas vs The Blessing of Valmy.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 23, 2014, 07:24:05 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
I was in a random burger place in suburbian Alabama  yesterday evening when the game was shown. They had it on their screens and most of customers actually watched it. Reactions were much more subdued than elsewhere in the world. No wild jumping around when scoring or swearing when conceding a goal.
And not even a pm.  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 07:28:39 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:35:21 AM
The Curse of Tamas vs The Blessing of Valmy.  :ph34r:

Clash of Giants!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on June 23, 2014, 07:58:44 AM
Biggest ever world cup upset possible?

If Croatia and Mexico draw, Cameroon can can knockout Brazil by winning! :gasp:


Though I think that would need Tamasian levels of support for Brazil for it to happen.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 23, 2014, 08:04:29 AM
Quote from: mongers on June 23, 2014, 07:58:44 AM
Biggest ever world cup upset possible?

If Croatia and Mexico draw, Cameroon can can knockout Brazil by winning! :gasp:


Though I think that would need Tamasian levels of support for Brazil for it to happen.  :P

It's not inconceivable. Brazil's attack misfires, Cameroon get lucky defensively, and in the 85th minute as Brazil are leaving all sorts of space at the back to try and get that winner and a fortunate cross flies into the box to be headed in by a journeyman Cameroonian striker.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 08:15:38 AM
I'm sure the refs will disallow any goals against Brazil just to be safe.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 08:20:23 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
I was in a random burger place in suburbian Alabama  yesterday evening when the game was shown. They had it on their screens and most of customers actually watched it. Reactions were much more subdued than elsewhere in the world. No wild jumping around when scoring or swearing when conceding a goal.

You should be glad.  When Alabama lost in the last second to Auburn last season one woman shot her friend when she showed insufficient emotional distress.

Also the Alabama woman attacking the Oklahoma frat boy at the Sugar Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPojG4XpLAY

So, yeah, you want those people subdued.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 08:21:23 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 08:20:23 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 23, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
I was in a random burger place in suburbian Alabama  yesterday evening when the game was shown. They had it on their screens and most of customers actually watched it. Reactions were much more subdued than elsewhere in the world. No wild jumping around when scoring or swearing when conceding a goal.

You should be glad.  When Alabama lost in the last second to Auburn last season one woman shot her friend when she showed insufficient emotional distress.

Also the Alabama woman attacking the Oklahoma frat boy at the Sugar Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPojG4XpLAY

So, yeah, you want those people subdued.

ROLL DAMN TIDE
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2014, 09:25:48 AM
Too funny, people at work discussing the US game.

"What, there's no overtime?"
"Why didnt they pull their goalie in the last minute?"

It's just not our world, man.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 23, 2014, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Dutch will win

:(

Doesn't really matter though. Brazil get to pick who they will play, not Chile or Holland.
Thanks FIFA  <_<
Wait, what? They do?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 23, 2014, 09:53:24 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 23, 2014, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 23, 2014, 04:20:13 AM
Dutch will win

:(

Doesn't really matter though. Brazil get to pick who they will play, not Chile or Holland.
Thanks FIFA  <_<
Wait, what? They do?

The B games are before the A games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 10:12:34 AM
Remarkably, this gif is still relevant.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRHLlLJ6.gif&hash=bce5b32b2bd24140ab7f6e1d7bb91ad6112e7f64)




:showoff:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 23, 2014, 10:36:36 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 22, 2014, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 22, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Your references continue to elude me.

The first one was a reference to the infamous Germany-Austria draw in 82 to keep Algeria from advancing.  :smarty:

Ah, I was referring to the more modern 2-2 tie between Sweden and Denmark to keep Italy from advancing in the 2004 EC. A choice I made solely to annoy Pedrito.
:P  ...and what a well-built draw was that!

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 23, 2014, 09:53:24 AM

The B games are before the A games.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 10:39:58 AM
I was going to watch at a friend's place, but apparently they had a baby yesterday.
That shouldn't matter, right?  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 23, 2014, 11:14:06 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 10:39:58 AM
I was going to watch at a friend's place, but apparently they had a baby yesterday.
That shouldn't matter, right?  :P

Well, the place is probably empty. Enjoy his apartment, his tv and his food.

Infant sleep alot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 11:46:52 AM
Chileans seem to fall over a lot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2014, 09:25:48 AM
Too funny, people at work discussing the US game.

"What, there's no overtime?"
"Why didnt they pull their goalie in the last minute?"

It's just not our world, man.

Most everyone I know was watching the US-Portugal game yesterday.  And the ones I've spoken with yesterday and today have all prefaced their reactions with "I don't like soccer, but I watched the game and..." :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 12:49:54 PM
Americans are not crazy about soccer?  I remember when we first discussed this during the 1990 World Cup.  Well ok probably the 1950 World Cup....
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 12:51:30 PM
Read in the FT that the US won their worst team prize for 1998.  Spain won this year.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 01:26:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 12:51:30 PM
Read in the FT that the US won their worst team prize for 1998.  Spain won this year.

We didn't win it in 1990?  Yeah 1998 was a bad WC for USA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 01:38:17 PM
1998 was the first year they gave it out.

I thought the US acquitted itself honorably, if not commendably, in the hottie competition.  A couple reasonable looking soccer moms.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 01:50:12 PM
Surely Cameroon and Portugal have performed worse than Spain this tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 02:18:20 PM
Shelf's favorite Youtube Channel and Mighty England 1966 in glorious technicolor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aK2IgORGA&list=PL3kG3TM8jFKjL8PYXVQDJjjeXfC6ejFzn&feature=share&index=2)  :bowler: :bowler: :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:14:54 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 02:18:20 PM
Shelf's favorite Youtube Channel and Mighty England 1966 in glorious technicolor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aK2IgORGA&list=PL3kG3TM8jFKjL8PYXVQDJjjeXfC6ejFzn&feature=share&index=2)  :bowler: :bowler: :bowler:

I think I've seen that game about 20 times. And still that third Hurst goal doesn't cross the line.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
David Luiz. Not exactly great marking there. Joining Paris St. Germain for sixtyfive zillion billions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 03:35:44 PM
Yeah, he's not having a very good game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:40:12 PM
Neymar vs Cameroon 2-1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 03:41:53 PM
Cameroon might have the worst defense in the tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 03:49:12 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 03:41:53 PM
Cameroon might have the worst defense in the tournament.

Brazil's ability to play diagonal passes towards marked players in their own half isn't far behind.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 23, 2014, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 01:38:17 PM
1998 was the first year they gave it out.

I thought the US acquitted itself honorably, if not commendably, in the hottie competition.  A couple reasonable looking soccer moms.

I spotted a couple from Iran during their game vs. Argentina on Saturday.  Kept thinking they'd risk stoning to death if they dressed like that back home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 23, 2014, 03:56:57 PM
I haven't pulled for Croats this hard since Operation Storm.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 23, 2014, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2014, 12:51:30 PM
Read in the FT that the US won their worst team prize for 1998.  Spain won this year.
That would make sense if by "worst" they mean "underperforming".  I'm sure teams like Iran would probably lose to Spain in a match, even if Spain doesn't replace its goalkeeper.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 04:13:29 PM
Crikey. The concrete pillar scored.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 04:29:47 PM
Mexico getting screwed again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
Mexico's success fills me with rage.  The US did this to themselves, they had the ancient enemy vanquished and handed them a rope.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 23, 2014, 04:38:15 PM
Mexico are suddenly on fire
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 04:57:59 PM
I have tried watching both games, but I fail at: multitasking.

Watching the final minutes of the Brazil - Cameroon one and turned up the volume, because you don't get this kind of athmosphere in Norway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 23, 2014, 04:59:07 PM
Wow...my Jinx sure was ineffective today.

4 out of 4 picks correct. :showoff:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 23, 2014, 05:06:02 PM
CONCACAF!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 23, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I heard the games on the radio, and the commentator said something like: "And Fred has now silenced his critics." But I've just watched a clip of the goal: he was offside, and he couldn't miss if his life depended on it. So.. is the commentator wrong or did Fred do something else in the game?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 23, 2014, 05:34:26 PM
he was offside. but his critics can't say he hasn't scored.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 23, 2014, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 23, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I heard the games on the radio, and the commentator said something like: "And Fred has now silenced his critics." But I've just watched a clip of the goal: he was offside, and he couldn't miss if his life depended on it. So.. is the commentator wrong or did Fred do something else in the game?

It was an obvious offside.
Fred did little, so did Hulk. The Brazilian strikeforce is like Mathilda IIs against Panthers. They are so incredibly slow, and so stationary they probably have streets named after them on the pitch.

It was Neymar, and Fernando did a good job after coming on. The rest of the Brazilian team should really take a good long look at themselves. Like David Luiz.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 23, 2014, 06:30:04 PM
(https://www.google.be/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-27-5917140490125312-hp.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 23, 2014, 06:36:03 PM
Lazy letters.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2014, 06:36:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 23, 2014, 06:30:04 PM
(https://www.google.be/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-27-5917140490125312-hp.gif)

KENT BROCKMAN
(in a commentary booth, bored) Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it...

MEXICAN COMMENTATOR
(excitedly) Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 06:46:05 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2014, 06:36:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 23, 2014, 06:30:04 PM

KENT BROCKMAN
(in a commentary booth, bored) Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it...

MEXICAN COMMENTATOR
(excitedly) Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!!

Hopefully this is what happens on Thursday between USA and Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 23, 2014, 06:59:30 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 23, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
Mexico's success fills me with rage.  The US did this to themselves, they had the ancient enemy vanquished and handed them a rope.

It's worth it to see Miguel Herrera's reactions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 23, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
What is wrong with the North Americans this time?  Costa Rica, the US (most likely) and now Mexico?  That's 3 out of 4. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 23, 2014, 08:53:17 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2014, 06:36:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 23, 2014, 06:30:04 PM
(https://www.google.be/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-27-5917140490125312-hp.gif)

KENT BROCKMAN
(in a commentary booth, bored) Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it...

MEXICAN COMMENTATOR
(excitedly) Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!!

A woman I work with is a recent immigrant from Brazil. She was telling me the other day that her husband, a Brazilian, can't stand watching the World Cup anymore. He finds our commentators to boring. "Even when they score," she says, "you hardly notice."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 23, 2014, 09:02:56 PM
I prefer to watch them in español myself.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 23, 2014, 10:23:00 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzC5ltWS.jpg&hash=43dccb86379839c725228f575440491875586db0)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 23, 2014, 10:31:42 PM
I don't think Michael Bradley deserves to be in that picture.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 23, 2014, 11:22:45 PM
thought he played well against Portugal...missed a sitter at the end, but otherwise was pretty good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zoupa on June 23, 2014, 11:29:31 PM
He was terrible and cost them 2 points.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Tamas' Picks of the Day:

Costa Rica. Ashamed, truly  :Embarrass: But I cannot see England not fucking this one up, and it can (although unlikely) actually matter for CR, as they MIGHT lose first place.
Italy. Fuck Suarez.
Ivory Coast. Greece's football is an abomination.
Japan. It is an utterly meaningless game for Columbia, but Japan has a tiny glitter of hope. People fighting for their lives vs. people who'd rather be on the beach.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 24, 2014, 06:10:38 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Tamas' Picks of the Day:

Italy. Fuck Suarez.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 06:25:35 AM
Bradley shouldn't have lost possession in that last goal but then again the US defense shouldn't have stood around ball watching and let Varela score so easily. Just a lapse of concentration all around. Bradley is still the most important player on the team and is undroppable at the moment. Can't see anyone else in that role, to be honest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 24, 2014, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 06:25:35 AM
Bradley shouldn't have lost possession in that last goal but then again the US defense shouldn't have stood around ball watching and let Varela score so easily. Just a lapse of concentration all around. Bradley is still the most important player on the team and is undroppable at the moment. Can't see anyone else in that role, to be honest.

Bradley is the best US midfielder.  Sure, he gave that up at the end (FUCK), but he has been the engine that drives this team.  The team had the best run ever for a US team last year, they won CONCACAF, the 2013 Gold Cup, and the team has gelled through Klinsmann's experimenting to find the right course.

Bradley should be playing in a top league in Europe still, to be honest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 08:02:43 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Tamas' Picks of the Day:

Costa Rica. Ashamed, truly  :Embarrass: But I cannot see England not fucking this one up, and it can (although unlikely) actually matter for CR, as they MIGHT lose first place.
Italy. Fuck Suarez.
Ivory Coast. Greece's football is an abomination.
Japan. It is an utterly meaningless game for Columbia, but Japan has a tiny glitter of hope. People fighting for their lives vs. people who'd rather be on the beach.

Stop it, this is getting silly.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:17:14 AM
His major mistakes didn't start at turning the ball over at the end of the game. He also failed to score from point blank range when the goal keeper was out of the play.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 08:21:52 AM
That wasn't a mistake; that was a miracle save by the defender.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 08:43:06 AM
Yeah, what Yi said. Brilliant positioning from the Portugay defender. Just unlucky there.

I do think he had a poor game against Ghana, namely because the Ghana midfield pressed him hard and was tough and physical. He had a much improved game versus Portugal, who let him play his game and gave him a lot more space in the midfield.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 08:43:06 AM
Yeah, what Yi said. Brilliant positioning from the Portugay defender. Just unlucky there.

I do think he had a poor game against Ghana, namely because the Ghana midfield pressed him hard and was tough and physical. He had a much improved game versus Portugal, who let him play his game and gave him a lot more space in the midfield.

There is a Hungarian football saying: "you are as good as the other team lets you be"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 24, 2014, 09:02:13 AM
Blaming Bradley is silly.  The man is our focus going up the pitch, moreso with Altidore down as he has to watch for midfield movement too.  He was not good against Ghana, he gave up possession too easily (but then, so did everyone), but his play against Portugal was quite good.

The man can play, and he can play at a high level.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 09:06:39 AM
It is a bit of a two way street though. When he plays well, the whole team plays well and we overachieve. But when he plays poorly, god help everyone.

Basically what I'm saying is I wish we had another Michael Bradley. (as a backup for, uh, Michael Bradley)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 24, 2014, 10:15:18 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 09:06:39 AM
It is a bit of a two way street though. When he plays well, the whole team plays well and we overachieve. But when he plays poorly, god help everyone.

Basically what I'm saying is I wish we had another Michael Bradley. (as a backup for, uh, Michael Bradley)

We only get one.  At least he is playing better overall in the warmups, etc. as midfielder who pushes up. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 24, 2014, 11:39:15 AM
Someone should try and actually foul Balotelli, he might just completely dismantle.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 11:57:16 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 24, 2014, 07:46:54 AM

Bradley should be playing in a top league in Europe still, to be honest.

All about money in the end. TFC offered him more than he was offered in Europe.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 11:58:08 AM
So which is the better game to watch this afternoon?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 12:26:11 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 11:58:08 AM
So which is the better game to watch this afternoon?

Italy-Uruguay should have been more interesting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 24, 2014, 12:43:26 PM
Did Suarez just bite Chiellini?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 12:43:45 PM
Suarez biting someone again??   :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 24, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
This is the best world cup ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 01:04:50 PM
I havent seen the England game, but now looking at Hodgson saying they just showed what a good team they can be... By 0-0ing against Costa Rica.... O RLY?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 01:06:00 PM
Unsurprisingly, Italy played for the draw, and unsurprisingly, the game was real boring until Uruguay scored.

And then Suarez bit someone again.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Costa Rica and Uruguay are New World winners, Italy and England Old World losers. New World dominance forever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 01:07:21 PM
And now the ITV people are talking about positives and midfield and defend showing good signs.

Like what? 1 point, last place in the group. WTF are they talking about?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 01:17:38 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 01:06:00 PM
Costa Rica and Uruguay are New World winners, Italy and England Old World losers. New World dominance forever.

I'm sure Uruguay will go far without Suarez  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 24, 2014, 01:20:13 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 01:07:21 PM
And now the ITV people are talking about positives and midfield and defend showing good signs.

Like what? 1 point, last place in the group. WTF are they talking about?

The strange thing is that this year's England team played a hell of a lot better than the team that actually progressed farther at the last World Cup.

When you add this to the prevailing opinion before the Finals that there was a better than even chance that we wouldn't progress out of the Group you end up with people talking about positives rather than calling for heads to roll.

Costa Rica topping the Group though was a bit of a shock considering pre-World Cup "wisdom".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 12:26:11 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 11:58:08 AM
So which is the better game to watch this afternoon?

Italy-Uruguay should have been more interesting.

Meant the second group of games? Thinking the Greece v ivory coast
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 01:53:13 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 01:04:50 PM
I havent seen the England game, but now looking at Hodgson saying they just showed what a good team they can be... By 0-0ing against Costa Rica.... O RLY?

The same Costa Rica that won Group B which also featured italy and uruguay? That Costa Rica?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 01:54:23 PM
Concacaf   2 for 2 so far.

Think UEFA has too many spots.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 02:28:00 PM
According to the pool picks, it seems that I am the ultimate Uruguay fan.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 24, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
Mine still reflect the pre-WC wisdom. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 02:51:08 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 24, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
Mine still reflect the pre-WC wisdom. :(

It's hard to break from tradition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 24, 2014, 03:22:48 PM
Columbia has the best celebrations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 24, 2014, 03:27:42 PM
Can someone please feed Suarez before match time?  <_<
Cuntbag.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 03:34:22 PM
The country is Colombia, with a O. :nerd:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 24, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 24, 2014, 06:10:38 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Tamas' Picks of the Day:

Italy. Fuck Suarez.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......

L.
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 24, 2014, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 24, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 24, 2014, 06:10:38 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Tamas' Picks of the Day:

Italy. Fuck Suarez.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......

L.
:lol:
<_< Tamas' Curse is terrible.

And by the way, you can't hope to progress after the Group phase, if you cannot total two shots on goal in two games against Costa Rica and uruguys. Fuck Balotelli, useless piece of useless football player.

...and by the way, fuck Suarez, I hope he'll get a 6-month ban from every competition because there's the bite and the simulation too, but i doubt it because FIFA wants his stars to play in the WC.
Fuck Blatter, too, just while we're here.

It's strange to think that the two finalists of the last Euro Cup are going home after the Group stage.

Let's only hope Tamas doesn't jinx Team USA, I'll root for them from now on.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 24, 2014, 04:04:43 PM
QuoteHaving seen it again, it was pretty bad of the Italian guy to shoulder him in the teeth. #soccerbeaver
2:25pm - 24 Jun 14
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Apparently some guy bet on Suarez biting someone during the WC and won $5000.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 04:28:20 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 24, 2014, 04:02:23 PM
<_< Tamas' Curse is terrible.

And by the way, you can't hope to progress after the Group phase, if you cannot total two shots on goal in two games against Costa Rica and uruguys. Fuck Balotelli, useless piece of useless football player.

...and by the way, fuck Suarez, I hope he'll get a 6-month ban from every competition because there's the bite and the simulation too, but i doubt it because FIFA wants his stars to play in the WC.
Fuck Blatter, too, just while we're here.

It's strange to think that the two finalists of the last Euro Cup are going home after the Group stage.

Let's only hope Tamas doesn't jinx Team USA, I'll root for them from now on.

L.

I've been at work, and didn't see the game, or the commentary, but I saw a soundless replay of the red card and thought that was a lame straight red card. I thought you guys got hosed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 04:57:33 PM
That's a terrible way to go out  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 24, 2014, 04:58:34 PM
Wow, that's gotta hurt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Apparently some guy bet on Suarez biting someone during the WC and won $5000.  :lol:

Given that the bite hasn't been proven, I doubt any bookie will give up that money so easily
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:00:16 PM
At around 10 minutes in the Japan came I placed a bet on the first half ending 1-1
At around the 82th minute I placed a bet that Greece would score the 3rd goal on the game,

Talk about lucking out on the last seconds  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
that wasn't a penalty :mad:
This wc hasn't been kind to Africa
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:10:54 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.

I have already placed my pound on a US victory. :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.
if Portugal wins and America losses with a goal differential of 5 what happens? Coin toss? Equal points, equal differential, tied against each other.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:11:31 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 05:10:54 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.

I have already placed my pound on a US victory. :contract:
:hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
that wasn't a penalty :mad:
This wc hasn't been kind to Africa

Yep, he shot his own foot and then flopped.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
that wasn't a penalty :mad:
This wc hasn't been kind to Africa

Yep, he shot his own foot and then flopped.

I thought so too, but the defender did trip him up.
Did look like an accident, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.
if Portugal wins and America losses with a goal differential of 5 what happens? Coin toss? Equal points, equal differential, tied against each other.

If that happens I'll buy you a drink.

oh, and goals scored is after differential.

then it's country with the prettiest women...so Portugal is screwed either way. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.
if Portugal wins and America losses with a goal differential of 5 what happens? Coin toss? Equal points, equal differential, tied against each other.

If that happens I'll buy you a drink.

oh, and goals scored is after differential.

then it's country with the fattest women...so Portugal is screwed either way. ;)

Fixed!

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 24, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Hmm, I'm predicting a late penalty will deny America a place in the last 16.
if Portugal wins and America losses with a goal differential of 5 what happens? Coin toss? Equal points, equal differential, tied against each other.

If that happens I'll buy you a drink.


deal!



Bring your niece :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 24, 2014, 05:35:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Apparently some guy bet on Suarez biting someone during the WC and won $5000.  :lol:

Given that the bite hasn't been proven, I doubt any bookie will give up that money so easily

This should provide conclusive evidence:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FioWzmFH.jpg&hash=9d747167e940f2048929c0e5695d76de480ab091)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 05:46:59 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
that wasn't a penalty :mad:
This wc hasn't been kind to Africa

Yep, he shot his own foot and then flopped.

I thought so too, but the defender did trip him up.
Did look like an accident, though.

The right foot of the Greek hit the leg of the Ivorian player while getting his shot away, and then hit his own left foot. He fell to the ground though not by diving. On the grass, he went for the theatrics. No penalty since contact is part of football. Yellow card for unsportsmanlike attitude.

That being said, yeah the Greeks hit thrice the posts but by this criterion, many results would have been changed.

PS: who said the refereeing has been better than usual?  :lol:
Not you I know, but still...
Also, Suarez needs a shrink or a comprehensive treatment.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 05:53:17 PM
it appears the late game is not being shown in the US.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 24, 2014, 06:45:37 PM
Not a clear penalty, yeah, but he was about to shoot on goal from a great position until he mingled up in the leg of the defender shadowing him. the kind of stuff that is hard to judge in a split second if it was deliberate from the defender, or an accident.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 24, 2014, 06:56:29 PM
A day of miracles.  Uruguay and Greece in, Japan and Ivory Coast out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 24, 2014, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 05:53:17 PM
it appears the late game is not being shown in the US.  :hmm:

Huh?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 07:32:00 PM
I flipped on at 5:30 and couldn't find a game.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
Can we get an assessment of the red card on Italy?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
Can we get an assessment of the red card on Italy?

Depends. Who were you rooting for?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 24, 2014, 07:59:03 PM
I am getting behind the Greeks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
Can we get an assessment of the red card on Italy?

Depends. Who were you rooting for?

I'm part Italian, so that makes me lean toward Italy, but then like a third of Uruguay is Italian anyway and Italy is so freaking boring to watch. Plus Uruguay has Suarez, who despite being possibly one of the worst people on the planet, is a hell of a lot of fun to have in the tournament (both for skill and train wreck value). Balotelli is like a poor man's Suarez on both counts. So that makes me lean toward Uruguay. But then Suarez is probably going to get kicked out of the tournament anyway, so advantage Italy again. But then Uruguay is small, poor, and shitty, and Italy is big, rich, and awesome, so that makes me lean toward Uruguay a bit as it would mean more to them.

I really didn't care about the outcome, but I hate how red cards cripple teams in a game like this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Uruguay is pretty well off.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 24, 2014, 08:18:05 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Uruguay is pretty well off.

I think they've bitten off more than they can chew.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Uruguay is pretty well off.

I took a bus around Uruguay. It is poor and shitty.  :) Maybe not by Latin American or African, or maybe even parts of Eastern Europe standards, but by American and Western European standards it is.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 24, 2014, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 24, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Apparently some guy bet on Suarez biting someone during the WC and won $5000.  :lol:
167 people won that bet

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/06/luis-suarez-biting-prop-bet-norway
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 24, 2014, 08:59:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 07:32:00 PM
I flipped on at 5:30 and couldn't find a game.  :huh:

Because there isn't one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 24, 2014, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 24, 2014, 07:59:03 PM
I am getting behind the Greeks.

:unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 24, 2014, 09:28:31 PM
Funny joke, yes? Don't drop the soap.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 24, 2014, 09:31:33 PM
Group E is ok.  France will almost certainly advance, barring extraordinary circumstances.  Then it is either Ecudor or Switzerland.  Both are fine.  The important thing is that Honduras will be out.  That's crucial, because that'll likely be the only North American team that gets kicked out at the group stage.

Group F.  Argentina will be in for sure.  Then it is either Nigeria or Iran.  If I have to pick, I'll pick Nigeria.  Just to kick out all Asian teams. 

Group G.  Sigh.  Of course I can hope for the best outcome: Germany defeats the US; Portugal beats Ghana by 5-0 or more.  But unless that miracle happens, it is either the US or Ghana advancing.  Since there are already two other North American teams in there anyway, let's kick Ghana out to keep the no. of African teams as low as possible.

Group H.  There is realistic hope for Russia.  All it takes is a win over Algeria. 

I am already looking at the setup at the knockout stage.  There are four "branches", and one of them will be all-South American.  Too bad Uruguay and Brazil are in the same branch.  Brazil, Uruguay, Chile and Columbia.

It is really sad news that one of the branches won't have a previous WC winner.  That means one of the four semi-finalists will not be a previous WC winner.  Netherlands, Mexico, Costa Rica and Greece. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 10:00:30 PM
Mono, while I understand your system, I don't understand why it matters if weak sides like Honduras get out of the group stage. It isn't as though a North American team is a real threat to win the World Cup, and lots of teams from North America have advanced out of the group stage. Nigeria or Iran? Why worry?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 24, 2014, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 10:00:30 PM
Mono, while I understand your system, I don't understand why it matters if weak sides like Honduras get out of the group stage. It isn't as though a North American team is a real threat to win the World Cup, and lots of teams from North America have advanced out of the group stage. Nigeria or Iran? Why worry?

It is not just for this WC, but for future WCs as well.  The system has to live on forever, long after our deaths.  The idea is to maintain the status quo, where Europe and South America are strong, while others remain weak.  If too many North American, African or Asian teams win, they'll have a stronger argument for more WC slots in the future.  The people there will grow fond of the sport, and will participate more, upsetting the status quo in the future.  It is important to put the idea that "Asians have no hope whatsoever in a WC tournament" in the heads of the next generation.  Just give up, don't even try. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 25, 2014, 04:18:22 AM
Why do black people all look the same?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-27998220

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 05:12:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 24, 2014, 08:14:42 PM
Uruguay is pretty well off.

I took a bus around Uruguay. It is poor and shitty.  :) Maybe not by Latin American or African, or maybe even parts of Eastern Europe standards, but by American and Western European standards it is.

The Switzerland of South America? It's probably much safer than the US.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 25, 2014, 05:46:25 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
Can we get an assessment of the red card on Italy?

Depends. Who were you rooting for?

I'm part Italian, so that makes me lean toward Italy, but then like a third of Uruguay is Italian anyway and Italy is so freaking boring to watch. Plus Uruguay has Suarez, who despite being possibly one of the worst people on the planet, is a hell of a lot of fun to have in the tournament (both for skill and train wreck value). Balotelli is like a poor man's Suarez on both counts. So that makes me lean toward Uruguay. But then Suarez is probably going to get kicked out of the tournament anyway, so advantage Italy again. But then Uruguay is small, poor, and shitty, and Italy is big, rich, and awesome, so that makes me lean toward Uruguay a bit as it would mean more to them.

I really didn't care about the outcome, but I hate how red cards cripple teams in a game like this.
The technical assessment is:
Marchisio goes for the ball, but raises the foot a bit much and hits uruguy's leg just below the knee. Being the ref just beside the players, I think he intended the foul as a violent one, thus the direct red card. I think  it's too much, and a Yellow card would suffice.
The partial assessment is:
Blatter hates Italy.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 25, 2014, 05:46:25 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 24, 2014, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 07:48:20 PM
Can we get an assessment of the red card on Italy?

Depends. Who were you rooting for?

I'm part Italian, so that makes me lean toward Italy, but then like a third of Uruguay is Italian anyway and Italy is so freaking boring to watch. Plus Uruguay has Suarez, who despite being possibly one of the worst people on the planet, is a hell of a lot of fun to have in the tournament (both for skill and train wreck value). Balotelli is like a poor man's Suarez on both counts. So that makes me lean toward Uruguay. But then Suarez is probably going to get kicked out of the tournament anyway, so advantage Italy again. But then Uruguay is small, poor, and shitty, and Italy is big, rich, and awesome, so that makes me lean toward Uruguay a bit as it would mean more to them.

I really didn't care about the outcome, but I hate how red cards cripple teams in a game like this.
The technical assessment is:
Marchisio goes for the ball, but raises the foot a bit much and hits uruguy's leg just below the knee. Being the ref just beside the players, I think he intended the foul as a violent one, thus the direct red card. I think  it's too much, and a Yellow card would suffice.
The partial assessment is:
Blatter hates Italy.

L.

The red card can be justified, but the double standard with Suarez cannot and is really tough to swallow (biting is injuring).
PS: Platini seems to be really French and forgot Italy or maybe the fight vs Blatter means he cannot help anymore  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2014, 06:38:33 AM
Ugh, none of the games today look interesting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 25, 2014, 06:51:00 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2014, 06:38:33 AM
Ugh, none of the games today look interesting.

Yeah I almost fell asleep reading through the list, but still I am aware people want to hear The Truth, so here it goes:

Nigeria-Argentina will be a draw. It matters for Nigeria but they are shit, and it doesn't matter to Argentina and they are a shadow of themselves
Persian Muslims will overcome the Balkan Muslims
France will win both halfs
So will Switzerland


Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 25, 2014, 07:59:24 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2014, 06:38:33 AM
Ugh, none of the games today look interesting.

While the game does mean nothing. Watching France is a god given gift.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
Can US still get through with a loss to Germany?

If they don't I'll be rooting for France too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2014, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
Can US still get through with a loss to Germany?

If they don't I'll be rooting for France too.
Yes, it'll come down to goal differential though. US is currently at +1, Ghana at -1, and Portugal at -4
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 25, 2014, 08:08:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
Can US still get through with a loss to Germany?

If they don't I'll be rooting for France too.

A tie by Ghana-Portugal and both US and Germany get through.
A win by Portugal and a loss by the US with goal differential being in the US's favor - the US gets through.

The US wants a Win or a Draw to be assured,  A Ghana win and a US loss is the worst result - Ghana is only -1 goal differential while the US is only +1 right now.  A 3-1 US loss and a 2-1 Ghana win is Ghana through.

Portugal is 4 goals down, so they would have to win huge and a big US loss to get through.  This is why people fear they may roll over like eggplants often do, and surrender to Ghana.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:23:07 AM
Those sound like reasonable odds.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
FIFA is investigating Suárez's biting of Chiellini. If found guilty, he faces a minimum of a two game ban (out until the semi finals if Uruguay advances until them), and a maximum of a two year ban. :wacko:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 25, 2014, 09:24:56 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
Can US still get through with a loss to Germany?

If they don't I'll be rooting for France too.
Yes, as long as they don't get crushed badly, and Ghana doesn't go on a rampage against Port Ugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 25, 2014, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
FIFA is investigating Suárez's biting of Chiellini. If found guilty, he faces a minimum of a two game ban (out until the semi finals if Uruguay advances until them), and a maximum of a two year ban. :wacko:
Wow, how's he going to put food on the table?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 09:27:28 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 25, 2014, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
FIFA is investigating Suárez's biting of Chiellini. If found guilty, he faces a minimum of a two game ban (out until the semi finals if Uruguay advances until them), and a maximum of a two year ban. :wacko:
Wow, how's he going to put food on the table?

Don't know, maybe the ban will only be for international matches, I'm not sure if it'd include club matches.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2014, 10:37:56 AM
So since Nigeria actually has something to play for, hopefully they don't just go out & try & break legs today.

Vamos Vamos...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 25, 2014, 10:43:39 AM
I would like Argentina to win this World Cup, if only for the laughs.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2014, 10:48:09 AM
I'll take it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 25, 2014, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 25, 2014, 10:43:39 AM
I would like Argentina to win this World Cup, if only for the laughs.



Works for me. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AM
That's definitely not a bad way to start a game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2014, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 25, 2014, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 25, 2014, 10:43:39 AM
I would like Argentina to win this World Cup, if only for the laughs.



Works for me. :)

:punk:

que esta barra quilombera,
no te deja, no te deja de alentar...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 25, 2014, 11:54:05 AM
This is Messi's World Cup  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2014, 11:56:20 AM
Yep. 

Heading out to lunch to watch the 2nd half.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 12:51:17 PM
I did not expect 9 goals in these games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2014, 01:42:53 PM
Good day to be an Argentine  :frog:  <-------gaucho smiley
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 03:12:59 PM
Nice elbowing by Sakho. It's good to be protected by Blatter. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 03:35:00 PM
Her bra was so small the producer had to show it from two angles. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 04:13:45 PM
Double standards again, though the red car was deserved. I forgot to update my pick just before the game, dammit!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 04:17:42 PM
Deserved red. Are you talking about Sakho's "get the fuck off me"-elbow?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 04:24:51 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2014, 04:17:42 PM
Deserved red. Are you talking about Sakho's "get the fuck off me"-elbow?

Great reading skills! :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Bleh, when did you sneak in that comment. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 04:32:41 PM
Even the French commentators recognize that the referee is kind for the French squad, for that was a yellow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
What a bullshit red card against Ecuador. This is the crap that ruins a tournament. I'm at work and just saw the highlight without commentary, but that looked like something that can just go wrong on a challenge.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 25, 2014, 04:36:43 PM
Can we kick Honduras out of CONCACAF? They are such shit garbagemen criminals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 04:36:51 PM
Hat-trick for the Swiss by Shaqiri, and no goal by Honduras so the Ecuadorians need to win 2-0 now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 25, 2014, 04:44:19 PM
I picked Iran?  :blink:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
What a bullshit red card against Ecuador. This is the crap that ruins a tournament. I'm at work and just saw the highlight without commentary, but that looked like something that can just go wrong on a challenge.

Have you seen what's under a football shoe? Going sole first into a tackle like that should always mean a red card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 25, 2014, 04:58:00 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmetrouk2.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F06%2Fsuarez.gif&hash=2597b6ec60703b68025a7344ee2a0cbc853120a1)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 25, 2014, 04:58:16 PM
What a crap game. Ecuador almost deserved winning and seemed to play better when they were reduced to 10. Bad powerplay by the French here. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2014, 04:45:55 PM
Have you seen what's under a football shoe? Going sole first into a tackle like that should always mean a red card.

His foot went off the top of the ball into the defender who was rather aggressively challenging him.

Shit happens. You don't have to end a country's 4 years of effort to get to this point for that, which could easily have been accidental. I remember the Dutch going Kung Fu style in the last world cup final and not getting a red card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 05:06:39 PM
A sliding tackle is legal when you get to the ball first, going into a tackle sole raised is never legal. And I don't think the ref really saw de Jong's kick, because of course that sould've been a red card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 25, 2014, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2014, 05:06:39 PM
And I don't think the ref really saw de Jong's kick, because of course that sould've been a red card.

Yes, he later said his view was obstructed but it should have been red.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 25, 2014, 05:11:17 PM



Place    Player    Score    Correct    Wrong    % Correct    Tie Breaker
Difference [?]
1   Duque de Bragança    25    25    19    56.82%    *
2   frunk    25    25    19    56.82%    *
3   Maladict    25    25    19    56.82%    *
4   Dorsey4Heisman    24    24    20    54.55%    *
5   Liep    23    23    21    52.27%    *
6   Norgy    23    23    21    52.27%    *
7   Viking    22    22    22    50.00%    *
8   dps    21    21    23    47.73%    *
9   Josephus    21    21    23    47.73%    *
10   Pedrito    21    21    23    47.73%    *
11   funkmonk    20    20    24    45.45%    *
12   Syt    20    20    24    45.45%    *
13   Tamas    20    20    24    45.45%    *
14   Agelastus    19    19    25    43.18%    *
15   josquius    18    18    26    40.91%    *
16   celedhring    0    0    44    0.00%    *
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 25, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
Studs first is what you call it in English, thanks the guardian.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 25, 2014, 05:14:10 PM
I could've made a killing if I knew celedhring's picks ahead of time.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:15:02 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2014, 05:06:39 PM
A sliding tackle is legal when you get to the ball first, going into a tackle sole raised is never legal. And I don't think the ref really saw de Jong's kick, because of course that sould've been a red card.

de Jong did get a yellow card.

In this case the ecuador dude did go off the ball first. I'm sort of joking when I talk about making the goal bigger because I know that is the standard ignorant person thing to say and annoys real fans. But the red card penalties are too severe. Kick the guy out of the game with a suspension, make the team play a man down for a period of time, but allow a substitute.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:15:44 PM
Holy shit I'm a game out of the lead. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 25, 2014, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
What a bullshit red card against Ecuador. This is the crap that ruins a tournament. I'm at work and just saw the highlight without commentary, but that looked like something that can just go wrong on a challenge.

I just saw the replay, that was one of the worst challenges I've seen this tournament. Obvious red card.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:58:13 PM
Bah. Are you looking at the full context? He came off the ball awkwardly.

http://www.espnfc.com/gamecast/383261/gamecast.html

(to see the replay you have to click the little red card icon below the video player)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 25, 2014, 06:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
FIFA is investigating Suárez's biting of Chiellini. If found guilty, he faces a minimum of a two game ban (out until the semi finals if Uruguay advances until them), and a maximum of a two year ban. :wacko:

Are you suggesting that a 2-year ban is wacko?  Frankly, given his history, even that seems possibly lenient to me.

Or are you rather suggesting that a mere 2-game ban is what's wacko?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 06:10:14 PM
I think he's saying a two year upper limit is wacko.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 25, 2014, 06:12:46 PM
I find a two year ban over this ludicrous. He has been previously banned for 7 and 10 club matches in the Netherlands and england over his other bites. It also depends a lot if it's only international games the ones he's banned for or also club games. A 4 match international ban rules him out of the rest of the WC already, maybe that can do the trick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 25, 2014, 07:08:49 PM
I would not ban him for that long, just long enough to recover from having all his teeth pulled with pliers, no anesthetic of course.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 07:20:07 PM
His first time he should have been given a warning, told if he ever pulled that shit again he would be banned for life.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 08:04:07 PM
Iran out.  South Korea is the last Asian team left. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: lustindarkness on June 25, 2014, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 08:04:07 PM
Iran out.  South Korea is the last Asian team left. 

Why did you run out?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 08:19:25 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 25, 2014, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 08:04:07 PM
Iran out.  South Korea is the last Asian team left. 

Why did you run out?

Not sure what you mean.  Hong Kong was thrashed by Saudi Arabia very very early on in the Asian qualification process. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:22:37 PM
It's a play on words. Iran out = I ran out.  :secret:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2014, 08:22:37 PM
It's a play on words. Iran out = I ran out.  :secret:

I see  :blush:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 24, 2014, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 24, 2014, 10:00:30 PM
Mono, while I understand your system, I don't understand why it matters if weak sides like Honduras get out of the group stage. It isn't as though a North American team is a real threat to win the World Cup, and lots of teams from North America have advanced out of the group stage. Nigeria or Iran? Why worry?

It is not just for this WC, but for future WCs as well.  The system has to live on forever, long after our deaths.  The idea is to maintain the status quo, where Europe and South America are strong, while others remain weak.  If too many North American, African or Asian teams win, they'll have a stronger argument for more WC slots in the future.  The people there will grow fond of the sport, and will participate more, upsetting the status quo in the future.  It is important to put the idea that "Asians have no hope whatsoever in a WC tournament" in the heads of the next generation.  Just give up, don't even try.

This makes no sense. Having 6 or 7 slots isn't going to help North America win a World Cup--the best team isn't championship quality, so why would you have any fear from a lower tier won?

I'm also really skeptical that how deep a continent's team goes in the tournament has any bearing on talent development. It isn't as though, had Mexico lost to Croatia, North American children would have been discouraged from playing the sport. Not even in Mexico.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 25, 2014, 11:38:20 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 11:01:37 PM

This makes no sense. Having 6 or 7 slots isn't going to help North America win a World Cup--the best team isn't championship quality, so why would you have any fear from a lower tier won?

I'm also really skeptical that how deep a continent's team goes in the tournament has any bearing on talent development. It isn't as though, had Mexico lost to Croatia, North American children would have been discouraged from playing the sport. Not even in Mexico.

I think it makes a lot of sense.  The more Asian teams there are in the tournament, the higher the chance for an Asian team to win.  Football is notoriously prone to upsets.  It only takes one lucky goal, or one bad referee decision to decide a match. 

You are using Mexico as an example, where there is a long tradition for playing football.  I am thinking of China.  Chinese are crazy about football.  They absolutely love it.  Yet the performance of the Chinese national football team is absymal.  If this changes, there is a real possibility that China will do well in WC matches in the decades to come.  Who knows, maybe all it takes is more parents allowing their kids to practise football instead of cramming more useless facts into their heads. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2014, 11:57:19 PM
Here's an interesting thing I found about soccer in China

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/104640/christopher-beam-one-billion-fans-one-terrible-team-why-chinas-national-soccer-team
QuoteBy Christopher Beam  @jcbeam

BEIJING, CHINA— On a Friday evening in May, more than 50,000 green-clad Beijingers streamed into Worker's Stadium to watch the local soccer team, the Beijing National Security, play the Guizhou Harmonious Relations. Harmonious Relations lost that night, in more ways than one. The drone of vuvuzelas was punctuated with periodic chanting, mostly variations on the unprintable-in-English term shabi. (A polite translation might be "dumb vagina.") When a Guizhou player subbed out, the Beijing fans hassled his replacement: "Shabi, big shabi, the more you change, the more you're a shabi." While the taunts were directed at the opposition, it occurred to me, sitting in the bleachers among the rowdy yet remarkably sober teenage fans, that they could be addressing Chinese soccer itself.

Soccer is one of the most popular spectator sports in China. Games between teams belonging to the domestic Chinese Super League (CSL), the top professional league in China, regularly draw crowds in the tens of thousands, plus millions of eyeballs on television, while the 2004 Asian Cup between China and Japan was the most-watched sports event in Chinese history. The CSL sold more than 4.2 million tickets in 2011, with an average game turnout of 17,651—greater than that of any other Asian league. While ticket prices fluctuate, a rough estimate of 50 yuan per ticket (that's how much I paid a friendly scalper) would put the CSL's annual revenue at around 210 million yuan, or $33 million. The widespread appreciation makes sense, considering the Chinese claim to have invented the sport: A team-based ball-kicking game called cuju became popular as early as the Han Dynasty. As international contests expanded in the early twentieth century, Team China enjoyed a hot streak, winning the Far Eastern Games six times in a row between 1915 and 1925.

But in recent decades, Chinese soccer has suffered. The men's national team scored zero points in three games at the 2002 World Cup, the last one for which it qualified. Since 1988, it has only made it into the Olympics once, in 2008, and that was because it hosted. The team's performance then was most notable for a Chinese fullback nailing a Belgian player in the crotch. Despite having the world's largest population, China now ranks seventy-third in the world in men's soccer, according to FIFA, down from thirty-seventh in 1998, though better than its 104–place ranking in 2009. The women's national team isn't quite as awful—it won the Asian Football Confederation Cup in 2006—but its success hasn't compensated for the men's failure. Outside Beijing's Olympic Sports Center, I asked ten-year-old Qiang Guoming, who was coming from soccer practice with his weekend youth team, which was better, his team or the national team. "Ours," he said without pausing. "They stink."



OF ALL THE troubles plaguing Chinese soccer, corruption is the most publicized. Bribery convictions have soiled the sport from top to bottom in recent years: CFA deputy chief Yang Yimin accepted $200,000 in bribes and was sentenced to ten and half years in prison; former head of referees Zhang Jianqiang took $433,000 and got 12 years; and the ref known as the "Golden Whistle" (for his reputation for fairness) took $128,000 and received five and a half years. On June 13, courts sentenced another eleven players and officials, including former CFA head Nan Yong, to prison terms for match-fixing and bribery. The sport's hand-greasing culture runs deep: Coaches pay off government officials in order to get hired, and players in turn bribe coaches for spots on professional teams. Nan Yong once quoted the price of a spot on the national team as 100,000 yuan, or about $16,000.

Ethical laxity has even infiltrated youth soccer. At the World Middle School Football Championships in Turkey in 2009, a Chinese middle school girls' team from Chongqing unexpectedly thumped the competition—beating the Turkish team 6-0, the French 3-0, and the Brazilians 1-0. Chinese media went wild, praising the team for its "excellent defense" and "cool composure." As it turned out, all but three players were actually members of the national youth team. The school's principal apologized but did not return the trophy. The Chinese Football Association (CFA) pleaded ignorance.

Youth soccer in general is in a sorry state. Last October, a primary school team lost a high-profile match to a visiting Russian youth team, spurring a Chinese media meltdown. Some fans blame the country's Soviet-style sports education system. Starting as early as age four, aspiring professional athletes typically attend at rigorous government-run boarding schools, where they study in the morning and train in the afternoon. The least skilled players are regularly booted out, eliminating late bloomers before they've had a chance to mature. Parents are often reluctant to let their child—usually their only child—do anything other than study for the all-important college exams. Adding to their reluctance is the perception that soccer is dangerous. "Now kids only play soft games, like jump rope," says Cai Wei, general manager of the Beijing Off Road soccer club.

Fixing China's soccer system will take time, but long-term solutions are not China's specialty. "China needs a 30-year football plan," says Rowan Simons, the author of Bamboo Goalposts: One Man's Quest to Teach the People's Republic of China to Love Football. "But if I present that plan to a new leader, the only thing he can be sure of is it will not work in his tenure." Incentives favor short-term maneuvers that burnish the reputation of whoever is currently in charge, he says, not long-term fixes that earn incumbents little credit. Officials at the China Football Association generally hold their positions for four years. Coaches cycle through even more quickly: There were eight national men's team coaches in the last decade. As a result, they tend to favor splashy "solutions," such as importing expensive foreign players like French former Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka and coaches like Italy's Marcello Lippi. These strategies gin up media attention, but don't fix systemic problems like the country's shoddy youth program.

Some organizations—Beijing Off Road, for one—are trying to help. With three freshly painted bright-green pitches and a clear view of the Beijing National Stadium, known as the Bird's Nest, Off Road looks like it would be at home in Bethesda. Founded in 1997 and funded by member contributions (it costs 20 yuan, or about $3, for an hour of play), it offers lessons and facilities to kids and adults interested in recreational play, as well as an entry point for aspiring professional players who haven't committed themselves to a government-run school. It's also one of only about 80 pitches in Beijing, a city of 20 million. One adult player told me he commutes 30 kilometers each way to get there.

But even a relatively successful club like Off Road faces huge obstacles, according to Cai Wei, a floppy-haired former car salesman who once played for the People's Liberation Army soccer team. Land is expensive, so it's hard to justify using it for wide-open green space. The number of kids who want to play is shrinking. According to official statistics, the number of registered soccer players in China declined from 600,000 in 1996 to 7,000 in 2011. Even the so-called fans who attend professional soccer games are not real enthusiasts, he says: "They just go to shout."

THAT THE SHOUTING has eclipsed the soccer is remarkable in a media environment as tightly controlled as China's. The Chinese don't shy away from publicly discussing the sport's woes. "If you want to feel desperate and depressed, watch Chinese football," the comedian Song Dandan joked during a national Chinese New Year broadcast in 2008. "We play soccer like the Brazilians play Ping-Pong," the men's team captain famously said after a loss to Brazil at the 2008 Olympics—an insult to Brazil's not-half-bad ping pong team. That same year, Chinese soccer fans wrote a parody of the Beijing Olympics theme song that included the lyrics, "Come play with us, our goal posts are wide and always open." "The [CFA] officials need to reflect upon themselves," said former national team captain Fan Zhiyi, after the team's loss in the 2008 Olympics. "Who should be responsible for all these mess-ups?"

The Propaganda Department has occasionally drawn a line, demanding the press stop making fun of the men's national team in the wake of the 2008 Olympics and the 2010 World Cup. But, in general, the government hasn't discouraged chatter. If anything, by cracking down on corruption, they've fueled it. Fans attending the Beijing game rattled off complaints like talking points. "If Lionel Messi were born here, he wouldn't be great," said a man who called himself Zhu.

Oddly enough, soccer has become a kind of safe space for dissent—or, perhaps from the government's perspective, a useful safety valve for public anger. The people I met did not seem reluctant to share their grievances, and while they started with soccer, they didn't end there. Upset about government control of land? Complain about the lack of soccer fields. Sick of a culture of corruption and embezzlement? Scold the seedy soccer officials. Or if you just need to let off steam, round up some friends and go scream "Shabi!" Maybe that's why, at the Beijing National Security match, dozens of People's Liberation Army soldiers ringed the field. They weren't watching the game. They were watching the crowd.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 01:03:41 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:58:13 PM
Bah. Are you looking at the full context? He came off the ball awkwardly.

To me it doesn't matter that he hit the ball first, when you go studs first into a tackle it's a dangerous play. And in this particular instance, I don't see any way Valencia could've hoped to regain possession with that tackle, so it was delibrately malicious act after a lost duel.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 02:27:22 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 25, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
Studs first is what you call it in English, thanks the guardian.

Blutgrätsche in German (which basically goes for all highly aggressive sliding tackles that aim for the player, not the ball).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on June 26, 2014, 03:49:41 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 25, 2014, 05:58:13 PM
Bah. Are you looking at the full context? He came off the ball awkwardly.

http://www.espnfc.com/gamecast/383261/gamecast.html

(to see the replay you have to click the little red card icon below the video player)

It's a terrible challenge - you do not going in with studs showing like that with a player nearby, even onto the ball, (a) because of the risk of studs cutting open flesh and (b) going studs first means a lot more of the weight of the tackling player is being transferred into the leg of the other player - that's how knees and ankles get broken.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Ok, time to leave the past behind and concentrate on today:

USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)
Ghana will defeat Portugal, plus, Ronaldo will score and Ghana will end up winning 3-2
My first thinking was that Russia would overcome Algeria until I realised the latter is basically the French reserve team. Algeria to win, Russia to be humiliated.
Belgium will win both halfs.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 07:13:34 AM
Two Ghana players have been sent home after beating up the coach and somebody in the stuff after partying or something. My two bets on them: not looking good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 07:39:27 AM
Not surprised about Boateng. He was hailed as a huge talent in the German U21, but he and a bunch of others formed a "too cool for school" clique (at one point he suggested taking a tournament not too serious, so they could go on vacation earlier) that kept misbehaving to the point where he was off the team and later rather played for Ghana.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 07:44:54 AM
Good news for the US. Portugal's so far behind in goal differential it'll be much harder for them to catch us than Ghana.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 08:03:21 AM
Why'd they schedule the US game during the day?  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on June 26, 2014, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Ok, time to leave the past behind and concentrate on today:

USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)

Stop that!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 08:35:43 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)
:mad: Fuck you.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 08:38:51 AM
So the President of Ghana sent $3 million in cash on a plane last night to the Ghana team because of their payment dispute.

Ghana player kissing his fat stack of cash.  :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1PlMj1Q.jpg&hash=6d552fdbe7630d3b7cf7db051d5a48019687c85a)

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 08:39:46 AM
Germany 3, US 1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 08:38:51 AM
So the President of Ghana sent $3 million in cash on a plane last night to the Ghana team because of their payment dispute.

Ghana player kissing his fat stack of cash.  :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1PlMj1Q.jpg&hash=6d552fdbe7630d3b7cf7db051d5a48019687c85a)

How come my government doesn't pay me in cash  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 08:59:51 AM
Suarez banned 4 months from all Football activity

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/26/world-cup-2014-day-15-live

Quote

"LS is regarded as having breached article 48 paragraph 1 of the Fifa disciplinary code, and article 57. He is to be suspended for nine official matches. The first match of this suspension is to be served in the upcoming Fifa World Cup game between Uruguay and Colombia." The nine-match ban is from all internationals.

There's also a four-month ban from all football, according to article 22 of the Fifa disciplinary code. And a ban from all football stadiums while matches are in progress, according to article 21. Plus a fine of 100,000 Swiss francs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 09:01:32 AM
I had hoped for and expected a harsher penalty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 09:07:31 AM
Fully expecting the Uruguayan FA to immediately schedule 9 meaningless and easy friendlies back to back over the next year.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 26, 2014, 09:12:56 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 09:07:31 AM
Fully expecting the Uruguayan FA to immediately schedule 9 meaningless and easy friendlies back to back over the next year.

They can't, international friendlies are on a fixed schedule.

Btw, if he's banned for 4 months of all football activity that means he's out until late October for his club, wherever he is by then.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 09:16:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 21, 2014, 11:22:37 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 21, 2014, 05:34:16 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FSzkvvUp.gif&hash=f8e3ba03c6a3480986dbc796043eb5d5c02f0d65)

Mesmerizing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKwh1xoqcT4
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 26, 2014, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: frunk on June 26, 2014, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Ok, time to leave the past behind and concentrate on today:

USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)

Stop that!
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 09:22:20 AM
QuoteThe player Luis Suárez is banned from taking part in any kind of football-related activity (administrative, sports or any other) for a period of four (4) months in accordance with art. 22 of the FDC.

· A stadium ban is pronounced against the player Luis Suárez in accordance with art. 21 of the FDC as follows: the player Luis Suárez is prohibited from entering the confines of any stadium during the period of the ban (point 3). The player Luis Suárez is prohibited from entering the confines of any stadium in which the representative team of Uruguay is playing while he has to serve the nine-match suspension (point 2).

If I'm understanding this right, he can't even officially train with Uruguay or Liverpool? And he can't even set  foot inside a football stadium?

:lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 09:16:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKwh1xoqcT4

I don't know wtf is going on, but I don't need to. I heartily approve this link.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 09:45:11 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 08:38:51 AM
So the President of Ghana sent $3 million in cash on a plane last night to the Ghana team because of their payment dispute.

Ghana player kissing his fat stack of cash.  :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1PlMj1Q.jpg&hash=6d552fdbe7630d3b7cf7db051d5a48019687c85a)

Looks possibly shopped.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 09:51:06 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
How come my government doesn't pay me in cash  :mad:

Because your government is civilized not a corrupt kleptocracy not evil values its citizens ...

:hmm:

I may have to come back to you on this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 26, 2014, 09:51:06 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
How come my government doesn't pay me in cash  :mad:

Because your government is civilized not a corrupt kleptocracy not evil values its citizens ...

:hmm:

I may have to come back to you on this.
:XD:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 09:54:20 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 09:54:26 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 09:16:01 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKwh1xoqcT4

For once Tim is useful.

ALso, I didn't know there were one armed pole dancers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 26, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
QuoteAt the World Middle School Football Championships in Turkey in 2009, a Chinese middle school girls' team from Chongqing unexpectedly thumped the competition—beating the Turkish team 6-0, the French 3-0, and the Brazilians 1-0. Chinese media went wild, praising the team for its "excellent defense" and "cool composure." As it turned out, all but three players were actually members of the national youth team. The school's principal apologized but did not return the trophy. The Chinese Football Association (CFA) pleaded ignorance.

Man that is one badass Brazilian Middle School that only lost to a national youth team 1-0.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
QuoteAt the World Middle School Football Championships in Turkey in 2009, a Chinese middle school girls' team from Chongqing unexpectedly thumped the competition—beating the Turkish team 6-0, the French 3-0, and the Brazilians 1-0. Chinese media went wild, praising the team for its "excellent defense" and "cool composure." As it turned out, all but three players were actually members of the national youth team. The school's principal apologized but did not return the trophy. The Chinese Football Association (CFA) pleaded ignorance.

Man that is one badass Brazilian Middle School that only lost to a national youth team 1-0.

Maybe the national youth team sucked  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 26, 2014, 10:53:14 AM
 :ultra: http://soccer.fusion.net/2014/06/26/german-press-predicts-germany-win-makes-fun-of-u-s-obesity-and-debt/


Wonder what kind of pep talk Patton would give the US team before it faces Germany :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 10:56:47 AM
Our commentator for the game on the radio hasn't reached the stadium yet, together with many thousands german and american fans. Apparently the heavy rain has created complete chaos on the roads.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 10:56:54 AM
As much as I would love us to win, I think the USA will be extremely lucky to get even a draw.

Against Ghana we fluked by on an early goal and a set play. Ghana probably should have won that game.

Against Portugal we were playing against a dysfunctional team that looks to be one of the worst of the tournament.

Germany is actually a great team, managed by a great coach, with something to play for.

Ghana and Portugal failing is our only hope for qualifying.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 11:01:16 AM
I think a draw is within the realm of possibility.  A cuppa two tree magical saves by Howard.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 11:20:57 AM
(https://www.google.at/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-35-6505402564870144.2-hp.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 11:36:49 AM
Fitting that the first goal in the Por-Gha game is a spectacular own goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 26, 2014, 11:50:06 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 11:36:49 AM
Fitting that the first goal in the Por-Gha game is a spectacular own goal.

After the first show of skill by Moutinho in this tournament, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 26, 2014, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
QuoteAt the World Middle School Football Championships in Turkey in 2009, a Chinese middle school girls' team from Chongqing unexpectedly thumped the competition—beating the Turkish team 6-0, the French 3-0, and the Brazilians 1-0. Chinese media went wild, praising the team for its "excellent defense" and "cool composure." As it turned out, all but three players were actually members of the national youth team. The school's principal apologized but did not return the trophy. The Chinese Football Association (CFA) pleaded ignorance.

Man that is one badass Brazilian Middle School that only lost to a national youth team 1-0.

Maybe the national youth team sucked  :lol:

at soccer or math?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 12:13:19 PM
Me and my soccer fan co-worker decided to go to the bar near work to watch the game during lunch.  We may have underestimated the number of other people with the same idea just a tad.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 12:26:28 PM
Fuck.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 12:29:48 PM
Double fuck.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on June 26, 2014, 12:32:52 PM
Dont worry, Hans says the German defence is terrible. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 12:34:48 PM
It could be worse, Portugal could be winning by 4.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jaron on June 26, 2014, 12:40:48 PM
Good God you all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 26, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
USA saved by Ronaldo
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 26, 2014, 12:43:51 PM
Come on, 4 more lol
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 12:46:21 PM
Ronaldo!  :worthy:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 12:47:05 PM
Jogi Löw looks horrible.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
We're goiing to make it. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 12:58:56 PM
USA USA USA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 01:01:33 PM
Congrats. :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 01:02:10 PM
Ronaldo saved us  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never mind what I've said before, Portuguese are A OK in my book. :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
Just read we're likely to face Walloonistan first.  That's a pretty good draw, eh?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 26, 2014, 01:06:08 PM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 01:06:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
Just read we're likely to face Walloonistan first.  That's a pretty good draw, eh?
Not really, Belgians are pretty good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 01:07:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
Just read we're likely to face Walloonistan first.  That's a pretty good draw, eh?

Belgium haven't played well so far but they're a good crop of technically gifted, quality players like Eden Hazard. I'd rather take Algeria.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
Just read we're likely to face Walloonistan first.  That's a pretty good draw, eh?

Any from that group is beatable, the Belgians the least though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 26, 2014, 01:12:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
Just read we're likely to face Walloonistan first.  That's a pretty good draw, eh?

Given the other group winners, sure. But it won't be easy.
And then there's Argentina in the next game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 26, 2014, 01:13:07 PM
Looks like frunk is going to win the group phase  :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 01:29:42 PM
We have advanced through the group of death. I feel as though we are conquering champions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 01:42:53 PM
Klinsmann's done a magnificent job and he deserves all the money from the US Soccer Federation.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 26, 2014, 01:55:58 PM
I'm happy enough.  A tie vs. the Krauts would have been better, but IIRC some were doubting the US would get a point, much less advance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.

I don't watch the Bundesliga so I just don't know, but are there really no good or promising German fullbacks since Lahm has converted to the midfield?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 02:15:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 01:29:42 PM
We have advanced through the group of death. I feel as though we are conquering champions.

Agreed.  The glass is 7/8 full.  As long as we don't get sodomized in the next stage it will be a successful tourney.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.

I don't watch the Bundesliga so I just don't know, but are there really no good or promising German fullbacks since Lahm has converted to the midfield?

Isn't it just that Lahm is so good he's better used as a defensive playmaker? Guardiola said he was the most intelligent player he ever coached, and he has coached some pretty fucking good players.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 02:27:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 02:15:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 01:29:42 PM
We have advanced through the group of death. I feel as though we are conquering champions.

Agreed.  The glass is 7/8 full.  As long as we don't get sodomized in the next stage it will be a successful tourney.

I think it will be a successful tourney even with sodomy. The odds of us getting out of the group were considered rather low. Belgium may not be the toughest draw, but we are getting to close to being over our heads and everyone is going to be very highly motivated.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.

I don't watch the Bundesliga so I just don't know, but are there really no good or promising German fullbacks since Lahm has converted to the midfield?

Almost all left/right defenders in the Bundesliga are foreigners, it is the Achilles heel of german soccer.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.

I don't watch the Bundesliga so I just don't know, but are there really no good or promising German fullbacks since Lahm has converted to the midfield?

Isn't it just that Lahm is so good he's better used as a defensive playmaker? Guardiola said he was the most intelligent player he ever coached, and he has coached some pretty fucking good players.

Yeah I've heard that and I know Pep uses him there to great effect. I was just wondering since I was under the impression that both Boateng and Hoewedes are natural central defenders, not fullbacks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 02:42:27 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
Germany's defense is crap. Unless they get a lot better I don't see Germany winning the World Cup.

I don't watch the Bundesliga so I just don't know, but are there really no good or promising German fullbacks since Lahm has converted to the midfield?

Isn't it just that Lahm is so good he's better used as a defensive playmaker? Guardiola said he was the most intelligent player he ever coached, and he has coached some pretty fucking good players.

Yeah I've heard that and I know Pep uses him there to great effect. I was just wondering since I was under the impression that both Boateng and Hoewedes are natural center defenders, not fullbacks.

The only left fullback on the team is the 21-year-old Durm, who just finished his first full pro-season for Dortmund. The only alternative for right fullback is Groskreutz, also from Dortmund, who isn't a real fullback, but a jack-of-all-trades.  Germany is missing 3 defensive playmakers due to injuries, while two other were not at %100 at the start of the tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 02:45:03 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 02:27:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 02:15:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 01:29:42 PM
We have advanced through the group of death. I feel as though we are conquering champions.

Agreed.  The glass is 7/8 full.  As long as we don't get sodomized in the next stage it will be a successful tourney.

I think it will be a successful tourney even with sodomy. The odds of us getting out of the group were considered rather low. Belgium may not be the toughest draw, but we are getting to close to being over our heads and everyone is going to be very highly motivated.

I was thinking about this. I'd put it in derspeiss terms. We are like a hot girl in a miniskirt knocking back shots in a new delhi nightclub. If we stick around long enough, a sodomizing is going to come our way.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:47:10 PM
Let's just hope you don't hang yourself when you wake up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 02:48:44 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 26, 2014, 02:42:27 PM
The only left fullback on the team is the 21-year-old Durm, who just finished his first full pro-season for Dortmund. The only alternative for right fullback is Groskreutz, also from Dortmund, who isn't a real fullback, but a jack-of-all-trades.  Germany is missing 3 defensive playmakers due to injuries, while two other were not at %100 at the start of the tournament.

Good info, thanks Hans. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 02:49:46 PM
What's the difference between a fullback and a central defender?  I thought they were the same thing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:50:59 PM
Btw, in the pool, is the 1st stage on its own? Or will both stages count towards final victory? In other words, should I risk it all in the last two games? :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 03:11:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 02:49:46 PM
What's the difference between a fullback and a central defender?  I thought they were the same thing.

In a typical "back 4" with four defenders, the two in the middle are center backs or "centre-halves" for the English and the outer two defenders are fullbacks. Modern soccer tactics typically use quick, offensive-minded fullbacks that help attack and provide width when in possession and are fast enough to re-position when possession is lost. Center backs don't do this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 03:12:41 PM
Asoka.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 26, 2014, 03:35:41 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 02:50:59 PM
Btw, in the pool, is the 1st stage on its own? Or will both stages count towards final victory? In other words, should I risk it all in the last two games? :P

I think they will be combined.
Looking at the tie breakers, some of you were expecting a LOT of 0-0 draws.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 03:51:35 PM
Another careless studs first tackle, another red. Deserved. What the fuck was Defour thinking?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 26, 2014, 04:14:11 PM
Both yesterday and today I noticed hard core soccer nerds at the bar/pub watching the game on their laptops and on the big screen above the bar.  I guess they were watching feed with some slightly different camera angles or something but it seemed a bit odd.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 26, 2014, 05:12:03 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 26, 2014, 10:53:14 AM
:ultra: http://soccer.fusion.net/2014/06/26/german-press-predicts-germany-win-makes-fun-of-u-s-obesity-and-debt/


Wonder what kind of pep talk Patton would give the US team before it faces Germany :hmm:

People heard you at the Cinémathèque so there was a 70 mm screening of Patton tonight! :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:16:03 PM
4th in the 1st stage. Acceptable.

1 frunk          28 28 20 58.33% 8
2 Maladict 27 27 21 56.25% 35
3 Dorsey4Heisman 26 26 22 54.17% 14
4 Liep         26 26 22 54.17% 48
5 Viking      26 26 22 54.17% 52
6 Duque de Bra 26 26 22 54.17% 136
7 Norgy      25 25 23 52.08% 105
8 Josephus 24 24 24 50.00% 20
9 dps          23 23 25 47.92% 37
10 funkmonk 23 23 25 47.92% 91
11 Pedrito    23 23 25 47.92% 136
12 Tamas      23 23 25 47.92% 136
13 Agelastus 21 21 27 43.75% 20
14 josquius 21 21 27 43.75% 92
15 Syt          20 20 28 41.67% 84
16 celedhring 0 0 48 0.00% 136


Grats to the clear winner, frunk. Even best at the tie breaker.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 03:51:35 PM
Another careless studs first tackle, another red. Deserved. What the fuck was Defour thinking?

Not to derail this again, but a red card is the most draconian punishment I can think of in a popular sport. It is like taking a giant dump on the game. Does anyone actually get hurt from this stuff?

There were just two critical world cup matches derailed by red cards for dangerous tackles, and in neither case did the person at risk sustain an injury enough to even make them leave the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:57:05 PM
The red card is suppose to be a severe penalty to discourage dangerous play (that can easily cause knee, leg, foot injury). And a match isn't derailed because of going a player down, it's only changed.

And when it's that clearly stated by FIFA that a studs first tackle won't be tolerated it's just inexplicably stupid to still do it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
We celebrate the elimination of all Asian teams  :showoff:

None of them managed to score more than 1 point.  Not a single match won; only one draw for an individual team at most. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 26, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
I will from now on fiercely root for the anti-Status Quo team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
I will from now on fiercely root for the anti-Status Quo team.

Well, I fiercely rooted for Putin's team last night, and played the Soviet anthem a couple of times.  Didn't do much  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 26, 2014, 06:08:23 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 26, 2014, 04:14:11 PM
Both yesterday and today I noticed hard core soccer nerds at the bar/pub watching the game on their laptops and on the big screen above the bar.  I guess they were watching feed with some slightly different camera angles or something but it seemed a bit odd.

Closed-captioning or the like on the laptops, perhaps?

My wife and I watched a match last week in a restaurant, and they had it on multiple TVs so that you could see it from most any seat in the place, but only 1 of the TVs had closed captioning on, so on that screen the match wasn't actually live, but on like a 3-5 second delay.  It was kind of disconcerting, because it was out of sync with all the other TVs.

Quote from: alfred russel
Not to derail this again, but a red card is the most draconian punishment I can think of in a popular sport. It is like taking a giant dump on the game. Does anyone actually get hurt from this stuff?

There were just two critical world cup matches derailed by red cards for dangerous tackles, and in neither case did the person at risk sustain an injury enough to even make them leave the game

You'll get tossed from a baseball game for throwing a spitter, using a corked bat, or saying something that pisses off the umpire, even though none of those things are likely to lead to any serious injury.  I don't see that red cards are all that different.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 26, 2014, 06:22:31 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
I will from now on fiercely root for the anti-Status Quo team.

Viva Mexico! (they were my "other American team" vote in the poll)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: dps on June 26, 2014, 06:08:23 PM
You'll get tossed from a baseball game for throwing a spitter, using a corked bat, or saying something that pisses off the umpire, even though none of those things are likely to lead to any serious injury.  I don't see that red cards are all that different.

The difference is you can replace an ejected player in most other sports.  Hockey is the one I can think of in which you can't.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 06:47:38 PM
Red cards can be harsh and certainly can change the dynamics of games but they're usually handed out for pretty clear offenses and it's not like there are two red cards handed out a game or something. It's just something you live with and IMO makes the narrative of the game a lot more interesting than if you could simply sub on another player.

A team holding onto dear life for the draw after their player gets sent off and desperately needing the points is incredibly dramatic and contributes to the allure of the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 26, 2014, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:57:05 PM
The red card is suppose to be a severe penalty to discourage dangerous play (that can easily cause knee, leg, foot injury). And a match isn't derailed because of going a player down, it's only changed.

And when it's that clearly stated by FIFA that a studs first tackle won't be tolerated it's just inexplicably stupid to still do it.

Poor Pepe then :(  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 26, 2014, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Ok, time to leave the past behind and concentrate on today:

USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)
Ghana will defeat Portugal, plus, Ronaldo will score and Ghana will end up winning 3-2
My first thinking was that Russia would overcome Algeria until I realised the latter is basically the French reserve team. Algeria to win, Russia to be humiliated.
Belgium will win both halfs.

You really need to find a new hobby.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 26, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 26, 2014, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 26, 2014, 04:38:35 AM
Ok, time to leave the past behind and concentrate on today:

USA will win (wishful thinking but hey)
Ghana will defeat Portugal, plus, Ronaldo will score and Ghana will end up winning 3-2
My first thinking was that Russia would overcome Algeria until I realised the latter is basically the French reserve team. Algeria to win, Russia to be humiliated.
Belgium will win both halfs.

You really need to find a new hobby.

Well, Ronaldo scored, Algeria qualified and Belgium won. Not bad for Tamas. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 26, 2014, 07:09:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: dps on June 26, 2014, 06:08:23 PM
You'll get tossed from a baseball game for throwing a spitter, using a corked bat, or saying something that pisses off the umpire, even though none of those things are likely to lead to any serious injury.  I don't see that red cards are all that different.

The difference is you can replace an ejected player in most other sports.  Hockey is the one I can think of in which you can't.

Rugby doesn't replace ejected players.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 07:12:31 PM
I knew that the ref can technically yellow card people other than the players on the field, but I've never actually seen it happen until the Algeria-Russia game.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 26, 2014, 07:14:22 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 07:12:31 PM
I knew that the ref can technically yellow card people other than the players on the field, but I've never actually seen it happen until the Algeria-Russia game.  :lol:

He can even send them away, it happened before.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2014, 07:09:40 PM
Rugby doesn't replace ejected players.

I didn't know that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 07:49:18 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: dps on June 26, 2014, 06:08:23 PM
You'll get tossed from a baseball game for throwing a spitter, using a corked bat, or saying something that pisses off the umpire, even though none of those things are likely to lead to any serious injury.  I don't see that red cards are all that different.

The difference is you can replace an ejected player in most other sports.  Hockey is the one I can think of in which you can't.

Yeah, and in hockey you get to replace the guy after a few minutes or if the other team scores.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 07:50:19 PM
Silver gives us a 42% against Belgium

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-u-s-s-odds-of-beating-belgium-and-every-other-world-cup-opponent/
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 26, 2014, 06:47:38 PM
Red cards can be harsh and certainly can change the dynamics of games but they're usually handed out for pretty clear offenses and it's not like there are two red cards handed out a game or something. It's just something you live with and IMO makes the narrative of the game a lot more interesting than if you could simply sub on another player.

A team holding onto dear life for the draw after their player gets sent off and desperately needing the points is incredibly dramatic and contributes to the allure of the game.

It makes the narrative of the game more interesting in the same way the BCS made the narrative of the college football season more interesting.

Take the Italy and Uruguay game. A critical game for both countries. What determines it? In part that Italy got a guy sent off and Uruguay didn't. Yeah a team can overcome that, but I'd rather see the teams compete at top quality and the more skillful team move on.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 26, 2014, 08:56:04 PM
I think that a penalty is a much severe punishment than a red card.  And unlike red cards, they are often wrongly given.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 09:39:03 PM
Prediction:

Brazil vs Chile.  Brazil wins.
Columbia vs Uruguay.  Uruguay wins.
Netherlands vs Mexico.  Netherlands wins.
Costa Rica vs Greece.  Greece wins.
France vs Nigeria.  France wins.
Germany vs Algeria.  Germany wins.
Argentina vs Switzerland.  Argentina wins.
Belgium vs the US.  Belgium wins.

Argentina is actually the most important one.  They are the only previous WC winner guarding the "southern" route.  If Argentina loses, at least one team in the final won't be a previous WC winner. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 09:55:55 PM
After their respective performances I have to think that Costa Rica is a heavy favorite over Greece.

I understand that's not what you want to happen, but you should at least be realistic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 09:55:55 PM
After their respective performances I have to think that Costa Rica is a heavy favorite over Greece.

I understand that's not what you want to happen, but you should at least be realistic.

Upsets happen all the time in football :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 26, 2014, 10:21:13 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 09:39:03 PM
Prediction:

Brazil vs Chile.  Brazil wins.
Columbia vs Uruguay.  Uruguay wins.
Netherlands vs Mexico.  Netherlands wins.
Costa Rica vs Greece.  Greece wins.
France vs Nigeria.  France wins.
Germany vs Algeria.  Germany wins.
Argentina vs Switzerland.  Argentina wins.
Belgium vs the US.  Belgium wins.

Argentina is actually the most important one.  They are the only previous WC winner guarding the "southern" route.  If Argentina loses, at least one team in the final won't be a previous WC winner.

Fair enough..all the favourites...the only one I'd disagree with is Costa Rica v. Greece...I think Costa Rica's flying style will expose Greece's sit back and drink ouzo style.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 10:27:30 PM
For who I want to win, among the realistic candidates, I'd like to see the Netherlands. They are an exciting side from a country with a history as a strong side but have never won the world cup. Also, the play mexico in the first game, and I'd like to see them slaughtered.

After that, maybe Argentina (I like Messi) or a non Brazil south american side. Brazil would be okay too--this isn't the most interesting team they have ever had, but to win a home world cup would have to be a thrill. Germany would be okay too if they score lots of goals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 26, 2014, 10:48:01 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:16:03 PM
4th in the 1st stage. Acceptable.

1 frunk          28 28 20 58.33% 8
2 Maladict 27 27 21 56.25% 35
3 Dorsey4Heisman 26 26 22 54.17% 14
4 Liep         26 26 22 54.17% 48
5 Viking      26 26 22 54.17% 52
6 Duque de Bra 26 26 22 54.17% 136
7 Norgy      25 25 23 52.08% 105
8 Josephus 24 24 24 50.00% 20
9 dps          23 23 25 47.92% 37
10 funkmonk 23 23 25 47.92% 91
11 Pedrito    23 23 25 47.92% 136
12 Tamas      23 23 25 47.92% 136
13 Agelastus 21 21 27 43.75% 20
14 josquius 21 21 27 43.75% 92
15 Syt          20 20 28 41.67% 84
16 celedhring 0 0 48 0.00% 136


Grats to the clear winner, frunk. Even best at the tie breaker.

Damn, I suck. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Gups on June 27, 2014, 01:47:19 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 26, 2014, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2014, 07:09:40 PM
Rugby doesn't replace ejected players.

I didn't know that.

A sending off in rugby is pretty rare. More often a miscreant will be sin binned - ordered to leave the field for 10 minutes (no replacement). I'd like a similar rule in football (an orange card) - a yellow is ofren too weak and a red too strong.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 27, 2014, 02:09:54 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 26, 2014, 10:48:01 PM


Damn, I suck. :lol:

I wanted to say the differences aren't that big, but then I noticed you finished below Tamas.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 27, 2014, 02:32:47 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 09:39:03 PM
Prediction:

Brazil vs Chile.  Brazil wins.
Columbia vs Uruguay.  Uruguay wins.
Netherlands vs Mexico.  Netherlands wins.
Costa Rica vs Greece.  Greece wins.
France vs Nigeria.  France wins.
Germany vs Algeria.  Germany wins.
Argentina vs Switzerland.  Argentina wins.
Belgium vs the US.  Belgium wins.

Argentina is actually the most important one.  They are the only previous WC winner guarding the "southern" route.  If Argentina loses, at least one team in the final won't be a previous WC winner.
I think Colombia will win against a shaken Uruguay.   HAAAAMES RODRIGUEEEEZ!

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 27, 2014, 02:41:11 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 26, 2014, 09:59:25 PM
Upsets happen all the time in football :contract:

That's probably why you shouldn't be watching it in the first place. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 27, 2014, 03:29:05 AM
America getting into the spirit?  :hmm:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrErlPiCIAAWp1-.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEzvOaCMAETjjr.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEUWilCEAAN21s.png)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEmPzMCcAEQ82l.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEztntIUAEdo4A.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
Take the Italy and Uruguay game. A critical game for both countries. What determines it? In part that Italy got a guy sent off and Uruguay didn't. Yeah a team can overcome that, but I'd rather see the teams compete at top quality and the more skillful team move on.

The most skillful team doesn't get a player sent off, besides Italy had been playing for a draw even before the red card so it didn't chance much. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
bandwagoners  :rolleyes: And USAians discussing the merits of red cards and penalties is cute. :P


As for the weekend:
I am expecting Brazil to advance, really, but my money is on Chile, because Brazil odds are boring. But Neymar will score.
I don't think there is any bite left in Urugay, so go Colombia!
Holland will advance, Robben will score. This should be the best game this weekend BTW
Costa Rica will win at full time.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:54:03 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
Take the Italy and Uruguay game. A critical game for both countries. What determines it? In part that Italy got a guy sent off and Uruguay didn't. Yeah a team can overcome that, but I'd rather see the teams compete at top quality and the more skillful team move on.

The most skillful team doesn't get a player sent off, besides Italy had been playing for a draw even before the red card so it didn't chance much. :P

And, people, the whole point of a red card is to put the receiving team in a decisive disadvantage, thereby discouraging misconduct on the pitch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:54:03 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
Take the Italy and Uruguay game. A critical game for both countries. What determines it? In part that Italy got a guy sent off and Uruguay didn't. Yeah a team can overcome that, but I'd rather see the teams compete at top quality and the more skillful team move on.

The most skillful team doesn't get a player sent off, besides Italy had been playing for a draw even before the red card so it didn't chance much. :P

And, people, the whole point of a red card is to put the receiving team in a decisive disadvantage, thereby discouraging misconduct on the pitch.

I said that earlier, but he seemed more concerned with the quality of game afterwards. Which is sort of in line with the FIFA move of cancelling all prior yellow cards for the semi-finals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 27, 2014, 04:25:04 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
Holland will advance, Robben will score. This should be the best game this weekend BTW

:cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 27, 2014, 04:57:03 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 27, 2014, 04:25:04 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
Holland will advance, Robben will score. This should be the best game this weekend BTW

:cry:
CURSED.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 05:22:21 AM
 :Embarrass:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 27, 2014, 06:12:25 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 26, 2014, 10:48:01 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:16:03 PM
4th in the 1st stage. Acceptable.

1 frunk          28 28 20 58.33% 8
2 Maladict 27 27 21 56.25% 35
3 Dorsey4Heisman 26 26 22 54.17% 14
4 Liep         26 26 22 54.17% 48
5 Viking      26 26 22 54.17% 52
6 Duque de Bra 26 26 22 54.17% 136
7 Norgy      25 25 23 52.08% 105
8 Josephus 24 24 24 50.00% 20
9 dps          23 23 25 47.92% 37
10 funkmonk 23 23 25 47.92% 91
11 Pedrito    23 23 25 47.92% 136
12 Tamas      23 23 25 47.92% 136
13 Agelastus 21 21 27 43.75% 20
14 josquius 21 21 27 43.75% 92
15 Syt          20 20 28 41.67% 84
16 celedhring 0 0 48 0.00% 136


Grats to the clear winner, frunk. Even best at the tie breaker.

Damn, I suck. :lol:

It would also appear that I am a lot better at judging the number of goals in a round than I am at picking the actual results. :Embarrass:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 06:14:57 AM
Flopping rankings.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/the-world-rankings-of-flopping-1403660175?mod=trending_now_1

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:26:50 AM
The Status Quo is losing the battle. Go CONCACAF!

Teams qualifying for the WC playoff:
14 10 06 02 98 94
Europa 6 6 10 9 10 10
Sydamerika 5 5 3 2 4 2
CONCACAF 3 2 1 2 1 2
Afrika 2 1 0 1 0 0
Asien 0 2 0 2 0 1
Oceanien 0 1 1 0 0 0
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 27, 2014, 06:32:19 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:26:50 AM
The Status Quo is losing the battle. Go CONCACAF!

Teams qualifying for the WC playoff:
14 10 06 02 98 94
Europa 6 6 10 9 10 10
Sydamerika 5 5 3 2 4 2
CONCACAF 3 2 1 2 1 2
Afrika 2 1 0 1 0 0
Asien 0 2 0 2 0 1
Oceanien 0 1 1 0 0 0


I think you need to check the table Liep; it says 17 teams got to the second round in 2010 and 15 in 2006 (and 15 in both 98 and 94.)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:35:25 AM
What has the world come to when one can't even copy paste from a newspaper article and be save in the fact that they did their research correctly?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:39:58 AM
Quick look they forgot Nigiria in 94 and 98. Ghana in 06. And a none existing Oceania in 10.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:40:41 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:26:50 AM
The Status Quo is losing the battle. Go CONCACAF!

Teams qualifying for the WC playoff:
14 10 06 02 98 94
Europa 6 6 10 9 10 10
Sydamerika 5 5 3 2 4 2
CONCACAF 3 2 1 2 1 2
Afrika 2 1 1 1 1 1
Asien 0 2 0 2 0 1
Oceanien 0 0 1 0 0 0


Corrected.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 27, 2014, 07:52:11 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:40:41 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 06:26:50 AM
The Status Quo is losing the battle. Go CONCACAF!

Teams qualifying for the WC playoff:
14 10 06 02 98 94
Europa 6 6 10 9 10 10
Sydamerika 5 5 3 2 4 2
CONCACAF 3 2 1 2 1 2
Afrika 2 1 1 1 1 1
Asien 0 2 0 2 0 1
Oceanien 0 0 1 0 0 0


Corrected.

Losing the battle?  Europe plus S. America have been pretty consistent.  12 in 1994, 14 in 1998, 11 in 2002, 13 in 2006, 11 in 2010, 11 in 2014.  I think the status quo has, well, kept the status quo. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
bandwagoners  :rolleyes: And USAians discussing the merits of red cards and penalties is cute. :P

It is what we do.  We are always tinkering with our games in an eternal war between purists and reformers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 09:07:06 AM
Anyway everybody tune in on the 8th of July when France ends yet another Brazilian World Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 27, 2014, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 06:14:57 AM
Flopping rankings.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/the-world-rankings-of-flopping-1403660175?mod=trending_now_1
We're not doing so bad at all.  Behind most other American continent countries, but ahead of all European countries. :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 09:09:59 AM
Man CONCACAF has perfected the flop.  No wonder three out of our four bids are advancing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 27, 2014, 07:52:11 AM
Losing the battle?  Europe plus S. America have been pretty consistent.  12 in 1994, 14 in 1998, 11 in 2002, 13 in 2006, 11 in 2010, 11 in 2014.  I think the status quo has, well, kept the status quo. 

So you're fine with Chile, Paraguay, Colombia, etc?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 27, 2014, 10:06:58 AM
This may have already been posted:

Quote
https://news.yahoo.com/ann-coulter-world-cup-column-182845703.html

Ann Coulter: Real Americans hate soccer
'No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer,' columnist writes
By Dylan Stableford

Millions of Americans watched the United States advance in the World Cup on Thursday. Ann Coulter was probably not one of them.

In a column published on Wednesday, Coulter, the conservative pundit and provocateur, blasted the sport of soccer and trolled its U.S. fans, whom she refers to as "Americans" — quotes marks included.

"I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade — or about the length of the average soccer game — so as not to offend anyone," Coulter's column begins. "But enough is enough. Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."

Coulter lists all the reasons why she says soccer is not a real sport. Among them: "Individual achievement is not a big factor."

"The blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway," Coulter writes. "There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called 'soccer moms,' not 'football moms.'"

Another: It's boring, she claims.

"If Michael Jackson had treated his chronic insomnia with a tape of Argentina vs. Brazil instead of Propofol, he'd still be alive, although bored," Coulter quips.

It's not violent enough for Coulter.

"The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport," she writes. "Most sports are sublimated warfare."

In American football, she writes, "ambulances carry off the wounded. After a soccer game, every player gets a ribbon and a juice box."

And despite the stellar ratings that Sunday's USA-Portugal game received in the United States (18.2 million viewers, according to ESPN), Coulter doesn't believe the sport is actually catching on here.

"The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's 'Girls,' light-rail, Beyoncé and Hillary Clinton," she writes. "The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is 'catching on' is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating."

Coulter claims she's not the only one bored by soccer in the States. "One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all, is African-Americans," Coulter writes. "They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

"If more 'Americans' are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law," Coulter adds. "I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time."


Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 10:11:50 AM
QuoteCoulter claims she's not the only one bored by soccer in the States. "One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all, is African-Americans," Coulter writes. "They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

I was not aware African-Americans took all their cultural direction from the French.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 27, 2014, 10:13:44 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 10:11:50 AM
QuoteCoulter claims she's not the only one bored by soccer in the States. "One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all, is African-Americans," Coulter writes. "They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

I was not aware African-Americans took all their cultural direction from the French.

I can think of a couple things: fancy names with accent marks and Hennessy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on June 27, 2014, 10:16:22 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 27, 2014, 10:13:44 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 10:11:50 AM
QuoteCoulter claims she's not the only one bored by soccer in the States. "One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all, is African-Americans," Coulter writes. "They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

I was not aware African-Americans took all their cultural direction from the French.

I can think of a couple things: fancy names with accent marks and Hennessy.

Pass the Courvoisier.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 27, 2014, 10:35:58 AM
Quote from: PRC on June 27, 2014, 10:16:22 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 27, 2014, 10:13:44 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 10:11:50 AM
QuoteCoulter claims she's not the only one bored by soccer in the States. "One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not 'catching on' at all, is African-Americans," Coulter writes. "They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

I was not aware African-Americans took all their cultural direction from the French.

I can think of a couple things: fancy names with accent marks and Hennessy.

Pass the Courvoisier.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.chud.com%2F1%2F17%2F1713a038_leon-phelps.jpeg&hash=f14062aceefc9161d126068f36df2d37bf77331b)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:54:03 AM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 26, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
Take the Italy and Uruguay game. A critical game for both countries. What determines it? In part that Italy got a guy sent off and Uruguay didn't. Yeah a team can overcome that, but I'd rather see the teams compete at top quality and the more skillful team move on.

The most skillful team doesn't get a player sent off, besides Italy had been playing for a draw even before the red card so it didn't chance much. :P

And, people, the whole point of a red card is to put the receiving team in a decisive disadvantage, thereby discouraging misconduct on the pitch.

But is it effective?

It seems there are two types of misconduct that get red cards: sportsmanship (no biting, headbutting) and competitive ones (such as dangerous play, or clear scoring opportunities).

As for the first, it isn't as though sports with less drastic penalties have demonstrably worse sportsmanship. American sports don't have frequent biting incidents, for instance. But beyond that, red cards contribute to one of the worst shows of sportsmanship that is all over the place in soccer: faking injuries to draw cards. 

As for the second, I've seen a shitload of red cards for dangerous play in my admittedly brief soccer viewing lifetime. I've never seen a major injury from a foul. In American college football, there was a recent rule change to eject players (with substitution) engaging in the most dangerous types of fouls, for which I have seen lots of serious injuries. Depending on circumstances, these can carry over to suspensions for half of the next game. That was considered quite controversial.

Yeah, those are the rules, and coping with the rules can be defined as a part of a team's skill. But if the rules gave red cards for picking your nose and Messi was sent off for fishing out a booger, surely everyone would recognize that would be stupid. I'd like to see the team most skilled at traditional skills win, not the one best able to avoid biting people, or headbutting people, or having a guy engage in a bit of dangerous play.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 11:50:10 AM
The actions you get a red card from are clearly defined, avoid those. There aren't any stupid actions you can get a red card from.. so I'm not sure where you're going.

And there are discouragements in the NFL at least, huge ass fines, suspensions and penalties that can have severe effect on a team. You can't compare playing at man disadvantage here because it's much more of a man vs. man sport.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 27, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Americans don't care about track, figure skating, or swimming either, but that doesn't stop us from tuning in every 4 years.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 27, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Americans don't care about track, figure skating, or swimming either, but that doesn't stop us from tuning in every 4 years.

It's a global phenomenon. Every year around this time I get into tennis for example.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 11:55:43 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 11:37:07 AM
I'd like to see the team most skilled at traditional skills win, not the one best able to avoid biting people, or headbutting people, or having a guy engage in a bit of dangerous play.

This is what usually happens. :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 11:56:23 AM
Another downside to ejections is it virtually forces the offending team to squat in their half.  Surely you don't need any more of that in this sport.

I believe i asked the same question last WC and got an answer, but I still don't get the rationale for off sides.  It seems to me that no matter how far an offensive player goes down the pitch, the defender can just follow him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:06:26 PM
Perhaps you chance to a more defensive style of play, and it could mean you need to use a substitution. But if you need a win, you need a win.

And the offside has been a part of the game for well over a 100 years (perhaps not in its current iteration), it's tactically and strategically a big part of the game. Why it was made in the first place I don't know. Possibly because it took out the players that was stationed on the opposing side of where the ball was. The attacker near the goal, and the defender marking him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 27, 2014, 12:16:23 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 11:54:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 27, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Americans don't care about track, figure skating, or swimming either, but that doesn't stop us from tuning in every 4 years.

It's a global phenomenon. Every year around this time I get into tennis for example.

Eh, I think you would definitely qualify as a tennis fan.

Anyway, silly as Coulter's statements are, the claims she's trying to counter aren't terribly convincing either. Americans who are *into* soccer will watch it regularly, not just when the WC comes around.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 12:18:13 PM
Yeah we have a whole cult that attends all the semi-pro games in our area.  They being instruments and sing and chant the whole game.  It is why there is this big drive now to promote our club to MLS.  If this happens I dearly hope they drop their stupid nickname 'Aztex' *puke*
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:18:45 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 11:50:10 AM
The actions you get a red card from are clearly defined, avoid those. There aren't any stupid actions you can get a red card from.. so I'm not sure where you're going.

And there are discouragements in the NFL at least, huge ass fines, suspensions and penalties that can have severe effect on a team. You can't compare playing at man disadvantage here because it's much more of a man vs. man sport.

Huge ass fines, suspensions, less drastic penalties, and ejection for the game (with substitution) are all things I support. It is the standard way of things in American sports.

I don't like tuning into see Portugal - Germany and watching Portugal neutered early because Pepe was a dumbass and allowed himself to be goaded into headbutting someone (which in itself was ridiculously unsporting, perhaps encouraged by the current rule structure).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 27, 2014, 12:28:08 PM
I'm sure there are reasonable changes that could be made for the betterment of the sport and for the spectators; such as actual playing time, rather than 25-30 % of it being spent on watching overpaid ballerinas roll around like toddlers and arguing like spoilt brats with unpaid referees.
2 x 35 minutes would be good. Clock stops when the action stops. In this particular instance, the Americans and sports like handball have it sussed.

Red cards and suspensions are far less of a problem now than before (well, aside form being more plentiful), as for instance club squads are significantly larger, mostly with cover for every position either in the first team squad or the development squad.


Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:18:45 PM
I don't like tuning into see Portugal - Germany and watching Portugal neutered early because Pepe was a dumbass and allowed himself to be goaded into headbutting someone (which in itself was ridiculously unsporting, perhaps encouraged by the current rule structure).

Okay, I don't really know how to continue this. A good player doesn't hurt his team by acting stupid. A red card doesn't mean a loss.

Referees are paid. :huh: But please, please, please, let there be a proper game clock.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 27, 2014, 12:40:04 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:18:45 PM
I don't like tuning into see Portugal - Germany and watching Portugal neutered early because Pepe was a dumbass and allowed himself to be goaded into headbutting someone (which in itself was ridiculously unsporting, perhaps encouraged by the current rule structure).
Okay, I don't really know how to continue this. A good player doesn't hurt his team by acting stupid. A red card doesn't mean a loss.

No it means that the game become a boring spectacle. Which, for an NA viewer, is much worse. On par with Draws.

I'll do a NHL example. In the NHL, fighting is penalized by a 5min penalty where the player is unavailable for the entirety of that time(maybe more if there is no stoppage in play). While the penalties are happening, both team play 5v5.

Here lies the problem with the average NA viewer, when you red card someone it becomes a 9vs10 defensive borefest or a uncompetitive 4-0 trudging of Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:41:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
Okay, I don't really know how to continue this. A good player doesn't hurt his team by acting stupid. A red card doesn't mean a loss.

No a red card doesn't mean a loss. However, I'm guessing that between evenly matched teams a red card early in the game decreases the offending team's chance of winning by 50%, if not more.

I really think Pepe headbutting some dude is irrelevant to the game. Yeah he needs to be tossed. Suspend him too. Fine him. But let Portugal bring on a substitute.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 12:43:37 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 11:56:23 AM
Another downside to ejections is it virtually forces the offending team to squat in their half.  Surely you don't need any more of that in this sport.

I believe i asked the same question last WC and got an answer, but I still don't get the rationale for off sides.  It seems to me that no matter how far an offensive player goes down the pitch, the defender can just follow him.

It's so a team doesn't just stick all their attackers at the mouth of the goal and lump it up from their own half.

Iirc soccer originally was predominantly a dribbling game where passing the ball was either not allowed or looked down upon. Making it illegal to move the ball toward your player closer to the goal than you codified that. Of course the laws of the game, the offside rule, and playing conventions have gone through a lot of iterations since then..
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 27, 2014, 12:45:13 PM
It's true for all British related sports, when they were invented there was no forward passes.

Not in Hockey, not in any of the football games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on June 27, 2014, 12:49:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 26, 2014, 05:16:03 PM
4th in the 1st stage. Acceptable.

1 frunk          28 28 20 58.33% 8
2 Maladict 27 27 21 56.25% 35
3 Dorsey4Heisman 26 26 22 54.17% 14
4 Liep         26 26 22 54.17% 48
5 Viking      26 26 22 54.17% 52
6 Duque de Bra 26 26 22 54.17% 136
7 Norgy      25 25 23 52.08% 105
8 Josephus 24 24 24 50.00% 20
9 dps          23 23 25 47.92% 37
10 funkmonk 23 23 25 47.92% 91
11 Pedrito    23 23 25 47.92% 136
12 Tamas      23 23 25 47.92% 136
13 Agelastus 21 21 27 43.75% 20
14 josquius 21 21 27 43.75% 92
15 Syt          20 20 28 41.67% 84
16 celedhring 0 0 48 0.00% 136


Grats to the clear winner, frunk. Even best at the tie breaker.

Shocking, considering how little thought I gave to my picks other than intentionally not picking ties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:53:29 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:41:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
Okay, I don't really know how to continue this. A good player doesn't hurt his team by acting stupid. A red card doesn't mean a loss.

No a red card doesn't mean a loss. However, I'm guessing that between evenly matched teams a red card early in the game decreases the offending team's chance of winning by 50%, if not more.

I really think Pepe headbutting some dude is irrelevant to the game. Yeah he needs to be tossed. Suspend him too. Fine him. But let Portugal bring on a substitute.

It's very relevant to the game because the rules state that you're booted for doing so intentionally. And yes, an early red card is very tough on a team which is why they shouldn't break the rules.

Changing the rules regarding the red card would be difficult though, FIFA is very much into fair play these days and will generally stop at nothing (except income) to punish breaking the fair play. Becoming more lenient then on misconduct doesn't really seem to be likely, even if it might improve the game. Which I don't think it will.

EDIT: The FIFA fair play thing is probably why we tend to see many red cards during the WC which is FIFA's show window.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:53:29 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 12:41:44 PM
It's very relevant to the game because the rules state that you're booted for doing so intentionally. And yes, an early red card is very tough on a team which is why they shouldn't break the rules.

Changing the rules regarding the red card would be difficult though, FIFA is very much into fair play these days and will generally stop at nothing (except income) to punish breaking the fair play. Becoming more lenient then on misconduct doesn't really seem to be likely, even if it might improve the game. Which I don't think it will.

You've created a bit of a tautology--these things are relevant to the game because they are in the rules which say you are booted if you break them.

If you want to really enforce fair play, then Mueller should also have been sent off for goading Pepe into doing what he did. Mueller was clearly not displaying much sportsmanship.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 12:59:59 PM
I completely agree with that. Also, learn to quote!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 01:02:13 PM
Oh, perhaps sending a player off for faking is too much, but a yellow definitely. And it is already in the rulebook, a ref can caution a player for it, but I think it only applies if you're trying to fake your way to a penalty.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 01:11:46 PM
Yeah, simulation is a cardable offense. It's entirely up to the referee though, so there's a lot of variation in actual calls.

Honestly, soccer is the "least fair" major sport, yet I still enjoy it far more than football or basketball. I'm also the type of guy who defended Suarez's handball-preventing-goal against Ghana in 2010. I would have done the same thing 100 times out of 100.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 01:15:55 PM
There can be good red cards indeed, a trip to end an attacker's run on goal, a handball, etc. You know how it's penalized, but in those cases you might save your team if it's late in the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 12:43:37 PM
It's so a team doesn't just stick all their attackers at the mouth of the goal and lump it up from their own half.

OK, I can see that.  But seems to me rule like no players in the other team's penalty area unless there are defenders there too would more logically attain the same goal and be easier to spot and enforce.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 01:26:14 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 12:43:37 PM
It's so a team doesn't just stick all their attackers at the mouth of the goal and lump it up from their own half.

OK, I can see that.  But seems to me rule like no players in the other team's penalty area unless there are defenders there too would more logically attain the same goal and be easier to spot and enforce.

Ah yeah, I see your point. Tradition I guess leaves it the way it is.

I have played in indoor leagues where the offside rule was enforced via a line that was painted on the turf could not be crossed until the ball moved over it, so there are variations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 01:29:12 PM
Yeah, there aren't any offside rules on a 7 man pitch either. And I've even played in indoor games where you were bound by rule to always have at least an attacking player on the opposing half (to remove clutter and give more goals I guess).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 01:51:32 PM
Maybe something we can also agree on is video replay for cards in major matches? It doesn't have to stop the game, and would only overturn clear mistakes and misses. For example, with Suarez, just send a note to the official that he should be red carded and at the next stoppage he will be sent off.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 01:55:08 PM
A video replay determines that there wasn't a red card or even a penalty, but that has already been scored. What to do?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 01:59:27 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 27, 2014, 01:55:08 PM
A video replay determines that there wasn't a red card or even a penalty, but that has already been scored. What to do?

Shit happens. The world advances.

I didn't include penalties in the replay senario because that is obviously quite time sensitive.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
I don't know, I like football like it is. Getting truly upset about a bad call is part of the game now I guess.

Ask me this question when Denmark fails to qualify because of a wrongly called offside that turned down a goal. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 01:51:32 PM
Maybe something we can also agree on is video replay for cards in major matches? It doesn't have to stop the game, and would only overturn clear mistakes and misses. For example, with Suarez, just send a note to the official that he should be red carded and at the next stoppage he will be sent off.

A little silly to have video review of judgement calls.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 27, 2014, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 01:51:32 PM
Maybe something we can also agree on is video replay for cards in major matches? It doesn't have to stop the game, and would only overturn clear mistakes and misses. For example, with Suarez, just send a note to the official that he should be red carded and at the next stoppage he will be sent off.
FIFA isn't going to go for video replays.  That's just a non-starter.  Yes, if you think things through, you can implement it in a totally unobtrusive way.  Just have a fourth official watch the game on TV, and advise the ref on the field by radio that he missed something very material (a clear dive, a mistake due to ref's angle, or one player attacking another one away from the ball).  The ref on the field will still have a final call on everything, so you don't even have to break the tradition of absolute dictatorship of the head ref.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 02:30:08 PM
Yes, but like you said, this is FIFA. That there even is a goal line technology is baffling.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 01:51:32 PM
Maybe something we can also agree on is video replay for cards in major matches? It doesn't have to stop the game, and would only overturn clear mistakes and misses. For example, with Suarez, just send a note to the official that he should be red carded and at the next stoppage he will be sent off.

A little silly to have video review of judgement calls.

Sometimes officials just miss things. I've heard that the officials missed Zidane's headbutt in the WC Finals, but gave him a red card based on either seeing the replay on a screen or being advised by someone who did. Whether or not this is true, it is certainly plausible that a clear red card was missed (or vice versa), and everyone in the world is aware but the error goes uncorrected.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 27, 2014, 02:35:52 PM
Indeed, a ref can already give red cards based only on what his lines men say. So yes, it could work with a 4th or 5th ref watching a replay feed, but it's still FIFA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 27, 2014, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 12:43:37 PM
It's so a team doesn't just stick all their attackers at the mouth of the goal and lump it up from their own half.

OK, I can see that.  But seems to me rule like no players in the other team's penalty area unless there are defenders there too would more logically attain the same goal and be easier to spot and enforce.

:hmm:
No. No, thanks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 03:43:10 PM
Why not?

Who cares if an attacker pitches camp by the corner flag?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 27, 2014, 03:49:01 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 01:11:46 PM
Yeah, simulation is a cardable offense. It's entirely up to the referee though, so there's a lot of variation in actual calls.

Honestly, soccer is the "least fair" major sport, yet I still enjoy it far more than football or basketball. I'm also the type of guy who defended Suarez's handball-preventing-goal against Ghana in 2010. I would have done the same thing 100 times out of 100.

It's true, and it's probably also the reason why there's such an enormous amount of moralism among footsoccerball fans about "the right way to play". There are no points for style in the game, yet so many insist there is. That losing playing pretty football and fair is somewhat better than drawing after having played cynically and dirty. Table shows: 1 point for cynicism and dirtiness, 0 for beauty and fairness.

I belong in the first category of fans, by the way.  :lol: And I readily accept that you probably won't win a trophy without luck and cynicism, yet I would be more comfortable in 4th place having played The Right Way.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 27, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
The game should be about movement and flow, which is why replays won't work well (other than goals) and why the ref needs to be on top of such things as diving and injury faking.  Perhaps it is difficult to see at first, but the game should have a flow that not only is the ball movement but also the movement of the players around, the shape of the defense, the outstanding individual moves, and the teamwork to create offside whistles.

My girlfriend, who is not a sports person in the least, was watching with me this past week and she said "the camera view seems a lot further out," as more of the play and the potential play was in view.  That is one of the major differences to me about soccer - it is more than the ball.

Because of this, I am with Norgy.  The game should flow, it should be played right and proper, and it should be beautiful.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 27, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Tamas on June 27, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
bandwagoners  :rolleyes: And USAians discussing the merits of red cards and penalties is cute. :P



Not as cute as seeing them discuss the fine art of goal difference. Too bad there's no away-goals rule in this tournament
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 27, 2014, 04:43:33 PM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-panelist-obama-world-cup-distraction

It's all Obamas' fault
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 05:14:24 PM
Fan reaction to Ronaldo's goal in the 2-2 draw.

http://youtu.be/FU5karXZacg

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 27, 2014, 06:25:35 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 27, 2014, 03:43:10 PM
Why not?

Who cares if an attacker pitches camp by the corner flag?

Because you can't do forward passes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 27, 2014, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 27, 2014, 05:14:24 PM
Fan reaction to Ronaldo's goal in the 2-2 draw.

http://youtu.be/FU5karXZacg

:lol:
i was watching that game with a while room of Americans chanting USA for the last minute and then portugal scored and it went quiet. Only me and another guy across the room shouted out. Everyone looked at me and I quickly walked out :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 27, 2014, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 27, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
The game should be about movement and flow, which is why replays won't work well (other than goals) and why the ref needs to be on top of such things as diving and injury faking.  Perhaps it is difficult to see at first, but the game should have a flow that not only is the ball movement but also the movement of the players around, the shape of the defense, the outstanding individual moves, and the teamwork to create offside whistles.

My girlfriend, who is not a sports person in the least, was watching with me this past week and she said "the camera view seems a lot further out," as more of the play and the potential play was in view.  That is one of the major differences to me about soccer - it is more than the ball.

Because of this, I am with Norgy.  The game should flow, it should be played right and proper, and it should be beautiful.

I agree.  Heck, I don't even much like replay in American football, 'cause it stops the momentum of the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 27, 2014, 07:28:11 PM
At least American football has very little momentum anyway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 27, 2014, 07:37:42 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 27, 2014, 04:43:33 PM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-panelist-obama-world-cup-distraction

It's all Obamas' fault

Well, he's got the "Dr." thing, just like Mengele, and he's on Fox News, so he'll probably turn up floating around dead in Brazil in 20 years' time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: dps on June 27, 2014, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 27, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
The game should be about movement and flow, which is why replays won't work well (other than goals) and why the ref needs to be on top of such things as diving and injury faking.  Perhaps it is difficult to see at first, but the game should have a flow that not only is the ball movement but also the movement of the players around, the shape of the defense, the outstanding individual moves, and the teamwork to create offside whistles.

My girlfriend, who is not a sports person in the least, was watching with me this past week and she said "the camera view seems a lot further out," as more of the play and the potential play was in view.  That is one of the major differences to me about soccer - it is more than the ball.

Because of this, I am with Norgy.  The game should flow, it should be played right and proper, and it should be beautiful.

I agree.  Heck, I don't even much like replay in American football, 'cause it stops the momentum of the game.

If we are talking cards, you don't have to stop the game. Simply let it go and announce any cards / revocation of cards at the next stoppage.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 27, 2014, 09:02:19 PM
That's the best practice, although rarely practised.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on June 27, 2014, 09:44:26 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 07:48:56 PM

If we are talking cards, you don't have to stop the game. Simply let it go and announce any cards / revocation of cards at the next stoppage.

The problem is that cards impact the game, but so does egregious play.  When a "card causing" foul ends up with the wrong team having the ball, then the game must be stopped.  In recent years the "play on" seems to be more a part of the game when a non-card foul happens and the "right team" has the possession.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zoupa on June 27, 2014, 10:39:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 27, 2014, 09:07:06 AM
Anyway everybody tune in on the 8th of July when France ends yet another Brazilian World Cup.

Marry me  :blush:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 12:45:56 AM
The French team will parade down the Champs-Élysées on Bastille Day carrying the World Cup.  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 11:06:47 AM
So... will Brazil riot when they lose?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 11:21:03 AM
A great game so far, and Howard Webb isn't having any of Hulk's bullshit falling.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
Chi Chi Chi Li Li Li, Viva Chile!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 28, 2014, 11:43:55 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 27, 2014, 11:37:07 AM
Yeah, those are the rules, and coping with the rules can be defined as a part of a team's skill. But if the rules gave red cards for picking your nose and Messi was sent off for fishing out a booger, surely everyone would recognize that would be stupid. I'd like to see the team most skilled at traditional skills win, not the one best able to avoid biting people, or headbutting people, or having a guy engage in a bit of dangerous play.

I'd like to see that rephrased to "I'd like to see the team most skilled at playing the game without putting the health and welfare and fairness of the game into danger."

Soccer tackles are almost all on the border of safe. They also happen so fast and in such a way that most of the time the only real evidence the ref has to go on is the result of the tackle. If anything what is needed is an after game analysis by a commitee of experienced refs and players to decide if a player is faking it during the game (without it affecting the game itself post-facto) with heavy penalties for faking it.

The grey area with tackles lies in hitting the player isn't actually legal, having the player trip over you after you kicked the ball away from his feet is legal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 11:50:36 AM
Well, this game certainly has a lot to offer. That goal for Chile opened things up again.
And once more, what is Fred doing out there? Is it the magical 'stache?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 28, 2014, 12:17:00 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 28, 2014, 11:43:55 AM
I'd like to see that rephrased to "I'd like to see the team most skilled at playing the game without putting the health and welfare and fairness of the game into danger."


I just don't see the health and welfare of players at great risk. The biggie seems to be the broken leg, which is quite rare, and in any event, these guys aren't race horses. We don't put them down after a broken leg. They generally heal and recover.

The fairness of the game is rather vague, but as it relates to sportsmanship, that is imo best dealt with by severe sanctions against the player rather than the team (though of course a guy that does something like bite a dude needs to be sent off, I just think a sub would be acceptable).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 12:21:29 PM
Hulk. Almost as useless as Fred. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:21:45 PM
If you look up Roy Keane + Alfie Haaland on YouTube, you will see that sportsmanship is sort of important.  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 12:22:39 PM
Well that refs going to need an escort out if the stadium
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 12:21:29 PM
Hulk. Almost as useless as Fred. :lol:

Pelés they are not. I find it hard to fathom that there aren't other strikers available in Brazil.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:23:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 28, 2014, 12:22:39 PM
Well that refs going to need an escort out if the stadium

:perv:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 12:24:32 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:23:30 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 28, 2014, 12:22:39 PM
Well that refs going to need an escort out if the stadium

:perv:
:D well brazil did import a bunch for there World Cup cities.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 12:30:03 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 12:21:29 PM
Hulk. Almost as useless as Fred. :lol:

Pelés they are not. I find it hard to fathom that there aren't other strikers available in Brazil.  :sleep:

They have Jo. :p
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 12:32:00 PM
Thank god Brazil have replaced the ineffectual Fred with...... Jo  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:38:03 PM
Chile is battling Brazil and destroying their possession football. Well done by Chile. And Alexis Sanchis and Vidal would make my team any day of the week.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
Our commentator is so awful it stopped being funny 5 years ago. The only reason he's still on is because he commentated EC '92 and is thus "legendary".

For the past 10 minutes only thing he has said has been the names of the player with the ball (about every 30 seconds) and: "the players look a little tired now" and "Neymar with a chance there".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
C'mon Chile!!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:15:37 PM
I'm beginning to see why Fred is a starter and Jo's on the bench.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:18:10 PM
Brazil is playing terrible. In this form it is hard to see them winning the WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:18:10 PM
Brazil is playing terrible. In this form it is hard to see them winning the WC.

It's saying something that Hulk has been the best for them in the OT.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 01:21:53 PM
Medel has been really impressive for Chile.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 01:22:56 PM
Refs making some weird calls.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:24:56 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:18:10 PM
Brazil is playing terrible. In this form it is hard to see them winning the WC.

It's saying something that Hulk has been the best for them in the OT.

Neymar had a good first half, but then disappeared.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 01:26:45 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 01:21:53 PM
Medel has been really impressive for Chile.

Their whole team's been a treat to watch.

At least the speculation about some conspiracy to put Brazil into the final should be gone after some Webb's decisions.  :bowler:

Neymar's been marked out of the game, Oscár's not been great.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:31:30 PM
Chile has been playing surprisingly good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 28, 2014, 01:38:18 PM
Seriously, how did we ever expect this Brasil team to beat Germany/France in the final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 28, 2014, 01:38:18 PM
Seriously, how did we ever expect this Brasil team to beat Germany/France in the final.

In my case, by not watching them until the World Cup kicked off.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:39:47 PM
Seems both team are settling in for penalties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:42:33 PM
Holy cross bar, Batman!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 01:42:58 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:39:47 PM
Seems both team are settling in for penalties.
brazils at least has been trying to score. Although chile had the best chance.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
Know what, I am glad we didn't put any money into the pool. That would've gone: Poorly.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:47:19 PM
Chile knocked out Spain.  Can they become the Giant killers?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:53:44 PM
Brazil on 70% chance to win by shooting first.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:54:38 PM
Horrible penalty from the Chilean.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 01:59:02 PM
Only 1 good and 1 great penalty so far, rest has ranged from horrible to saveable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 01:59:45 PM
Don't like that stutter step for penalties
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 28, 2014, 02:00:21 PM
That was so nearly :frusty:.

Go Brazil!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 02:00:53 PM
Though loss. Chile deserved it in regular time, but brazil actually tried to end it in OT.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 02:01:18 PM
Sorry that Chile lost, really, but that thundercunt Jara got his comeuppance for his performances for Forest since January.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 02:01:36 PM
Nooooooooooooooo  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 02:01:45 PM
Could hardly have been closer. Brazil won't reach the semis.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 28, 2014, 02:19:18 PM
But I don't think I've ever seen so many players cry after a win in the 1/8th... the goalie is completely in tears in the post-match.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on June 28, 2014, 02:26:46 PM
dammit, didn't pick in the brazil chile game...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 28, 2014, 02:52:29 PM
Toronto FC's goalie saved the day in the end for Brazil. :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 28, 2014, 02:54:39 PM
I'm calling conspiracy that all the South American sides were put in one bracket, meaning they will get 1 and only 1 spot in the semis.*  :hmm:

*yes I know Argentina is in another bracket, but they think they are really European.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 28, 2014, 02:56:18 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 02:01:45 PM
Could hardly have been closer. Brazil won't reach the semis.

I don't know...they only need to win one game, and the winner of Colombia / Uruguay isn't elite, plus will be missing their top player.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 28, 2014, 03:02:40 PM
Uraguay have a cool anthem

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 28, 2014, 02:56:18 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 28, 2014, 02:01:45 PM
Could hardly have been closer. Brazil won't reach the semis.

I don't know...they only need to win one game, and the winner of Colombia / Uruguay isn't elite, plus will be missing their top player.

Have you seen James Rodriguez? He's one of the really class players in this WC. Cavani for Uruguay isn't exactly a poor player either.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 28, 2014, 03:34:27 PM
Ok that goal by the Columbian dude was pretty impressive.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 03:35:17 PM
Holy shit son. Holy shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 28, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
HHHAAAAAAMEEEEEESSSS RODRIGUEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 28, 2014, 04:08:54 PM
I've noticed Edinson is a fairly popular name in S. America.  Anyone know where that comes from?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 04:12:54 PM
Just wanted to mention: Rodriguez. Again.  :hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 04:13:28 PM
Another great goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 28, 2014, 04:14:57 PM
My god I want Colombia to bury Brazil 5-0 on a Rodriguez hat trick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 28, 2014, 04:16:54 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 04:12:54 PM
Just wanted to mention: Rodriguez. Again.  :hug:
He's at 5 goals scored now, isn't he? I think his price has skyrocketed, where does he play now, Monaco FC?


L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 04:23:20 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on June 28, 2014, 04:16:54 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 28, 2014, 04:12:54 PM
Just wanted to mention: Rodriguez. Again.  :hug:
He's at 5 goals scored now, isn't he? I think his price has skyrocketed, where does he play now, Monaco FC?


L.
ya, Monaco. Bought for 45m
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 28, 2014, 04:40:41 PM
What'd the guy on the bench do?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 28, 2014, 06:03:54 PM
Colombia and Brasil could go either way. Tough choice that one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 02:32:34 AM
I hope we soon see the end of all African teams in this WC. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 29, 2014, 09:52:45 AM
Lots of us picked Colombia over Uraguay it seems
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2014, 10:00:47 AM
Colombia is the only entry in this poll nobody voted for, so it'd be cool if they win. Still, I'd rather it was somebody on one of Mono's "wrong continents".  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 10:06:55 AM
Just imagine Falcao was with them and at peak strength.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 10:10:57 AM
If I had a dollar for every time someone misspelled a South American country, I would have like 3 dollars.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 10:20:57 AM
Algeria has a 100% win record against Germany.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 10:44:29 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 29, 2014, 10:59:55 AM
Picking Holland but rooting for Mexico and that too awesome coach.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 29, 2014, 11:00:49 AM
El Piojo!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 29, 2014, 11:10:32 AM
Holland for the cup!

Though Mexico winning would be kind of funny given how excited a lot of Americans seem to be about this tournament. Its nice to imagine their cleaners giving them smug looks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 11:13:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2014, 11:10:32 AM
Holland for the cup!

Though Mexico winning would be kind of funny given how excited a lot of Americans seem to be about this tournament. Its nice to imagine their cleaners giving them smug looks.

Chip, meet shoulder.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 11:55:44 AM
Dutch show a poor game, but should have gotten a penalty at the end.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 29, 2014, 11:57:53 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 10:20:57 AM
Algeria has a 100% win record against Germany.  :ph34r:

No Madjer in this squad though. Anyways, whatever the results, cars will burn.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 11:58:35 AM
Quote from: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 11:55:44 AM
Dutch show a poor game, but should have gotten a penalty at the end.

Offsetting the one the mexicans could have gotten earlier.

So far all of these knockout games have been boring. I don't have high hopes for the next one either.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2014, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2014, 11:10:32 AM
Holland for the cup!

Though Mexico winning would be kind of funny given how excited a lot of Americans seem to be about this tournament. Its nice to imagine their cleaners giving them smug looks.

Mexico winning would be cool. So would having a cleaner.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 11:59:42 AM
If the Greece game isn't boring, that would be a first.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:03:47 PM
How the hell did Greece make it this far?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 12:04:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 29, 2014, 11:59:40 AM

Mexico winning would be cool.

The Mexican soccer team is our mortal enemy. Their fans throw balloons of urine at us when we play there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 12:05:35 PM
If the Greeks can win today, and Mexico wins, I would think they would be the favorites to get to the semis.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2014, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 12:04:08 PM
The Mexican soccer team is our mortal enemy. Their fans throw balloons of urine at us when we play there.

I'd just like to laugh at Mono.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 29, 2014, 12:08:15 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:03:47 PM
How the hell did Greece make it this far?

The same way they won the '04 EC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:09:42 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 29, 2014, 12:08:15 PM
The same way they won the '04 EC.

A couple 1-0 shitfests?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 29, 2014, 12:11:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:09:42 PM
Quote from: Liep on June 29, 2014, 12:08:15 PM
The same way they won the '04 EC.

A couple 1-0 shitfests?

Something like that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 12:12:30 PM
They qualified with four points from the group phase and then won the quarter, semi and final game with 1-0 each.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 12:12:54 PM
Goooooooooooooooooooooool!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 12:14:45 PM
Hahaha fuck you Dutch pricks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:42:35 PM
Why is van Persie getting yanked?  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 29, 2014, 12:52:24 PM
Motherfucker
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 12:52:58 PM
Fuck doucheface Sneijder
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:54:33 PM
:punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 29, 2014, 12:56:34 PM
Oh come on
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:58:17 PM
Sweet. :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 12:59:18 PM
Crushing  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 01:02:13 PM
Wow, that came as a surprise after the first 85 minutes. Football can be cruel.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 29, 2014, 01:02:26 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 12:14:45 PM
Hahaha fuck you Dutch pricks.

Fuck you right back.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 29, 2014, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 12:42:35 PM
Why is van Persie getting yanked?  :huh:
Huntelaar assisted the first goal and had the balls to shoot the penalty. Perfect substitute.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 01:04:30 PM
 :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 29, 2014, 01:06:07 PM
 :( Even though I picked Holland..wanted Mexico.

How many heartbreak losses have their been this World Cup.

After the Netherlands scored their first goal they showed on TV two Dutch girls bouncing up and down.

i could watch that all day.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 01:07:54 PM
Excellent. 3 out of 3 matches have gone: As predicted.  :showoff:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 01:13:27 PM
For those worried about the Mono angle to this, I concede that Mexico winning the tournament would probably destroy his world. But they weren't going to win anyway. The Netherlands and Colombia are probably our two best hopes for a first time winner, and that would also be quite disastrous for Mono. Remember that in the last 4 world cups, we have had 2 first time winners. This could make it 3 in 5. The club is becoming less exclusive. The barbarians are at the gates; the old guard is collapsing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 01:23:24 PM
Rich Coast 2,  Deadbeats 0
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 02:17:54 PM
Golden Dawn to win in penalties
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on June 29, 2014, 03:04:33 PM
Drinking game.

One shot of ouzo every time Greece gets a shot. You should still be able to drive home after the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 03:33:46 PM
I fear Greece will win this, which is why I picked them in the pool, but I really want Costa Rica to stuff those sad excuses for footballers properly.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 03:37:38 PM
MLS game going on in Recife right now.  :zzz
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 04:12:21 PM
Mexico out  :showoff:  That's 1 out of 5.  We still need to get rid of the US, Costa Rica, Nigeria and Algeria. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 01:13:27 PM
For those worried about the Mono angle to this, I concede that Mexico winning the tournament would probably destroy his world. But they weren't going to win anyway. The Netherlands and Colombia are probably our two best hopes for a first time winner, and that would also be quite disastrous for Mono. Remember that in the last 4 world cups, we have had 2 first time winners. This could make it 3 in 5. The club is becoming less exclusive. The barbarians are at the gates; the old guard is collapsing.

Say, Columbia winnng the WC is no where near as bad as Nigeria winning it.   At least nobody will be able to say this is the dawn of African/Asian/North American football or something. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:18:30 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2014, 11:10:32 AM
Holland for the cup!

Though Mexico winning would be kind of funny given how excited a lot of Americans seem to be about this tournament. Its nice to imagine their cleaners giving them smug looks.

They are our arch rivals.  We are constantly exchanging looks with our cleaners following Mexico's constant stream of failures.

Anyway now we need to beat Belgium to remind everybody who is #1 in CONCACAF.  I mean presuming Costa Rica doesn't go nuts now.  This is why Latin American countries should just disband their armies, not only does it lead to more government stability but more manpower is freed up for strategic soccer initiatives.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Say, Columbia winnng the WC is no where near as bad as Nigeria winning it.   At least nobody will be able to say this is the dawn of African/Asian/North American football or something. 

Yeah the Dutch or Columbia winning it would hardly be a shocking development.  Both have been favorites in the past.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 04:21:00 PM
:punk:

Yi crushing his archrival Chunkmonk.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:23:04 PM
Woah Costa Rica scored.

Well they have nothing to worry about now.  The Greek Phalanx attacks like all its hoplites are advancing through a swamp with all their legs amputated.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 04:32:47 PM
Costa Rica gets  Dorsied!! :o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 04:33:47 PM
Dammit. Red card for a Rican.
Costa Rica should've had a penalty for a deliberate handball by one of the Greek "players" too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 29, 2014, 04:36:13 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:23:04 PM
Woah Costa Rica scored.

Well they have nothing to worry about now.  The Greek Phalanx attacks like all its hoplites are advancing through a swamp with all their legs amputated.

Is Valmy the new Tamas?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:37:31 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 29, 2014, 04:36:13 PM
Is Valmy the new Tamas?

WTF?!  I have been at this long before Tamas ever put 1 pound on Spain.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 04:39:54 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 01:13:27 PM
For those worried about the Mono angle to this, I concede that Mexico winning the tournament would probably destroy his world. But they weren't going to win anyway. The Netherlands and Colombia are probably our two best hopes for a first time winner, and that would also be quite disastrous for Mono. Remember that in the last 4 world cups, we have had 2 first time winners. This could make it 3 in 5. The club is becoming less exclusive. The barbarians are at the gates; the old guard is collapsing.

Say, Columbia winnng the WC is no where near as bad as Nigeria winning it.   At least nobody will be able to say this is the dawn of African/Asian/North American football or something.

Yeah, but Nigeria isn't really a threat to win the tournament.

QuoteYeah the Dutch or Columbia winning it would hardly be a shocking development.  Both have been favorites in the past.

It certainly wouldn't be shocking this time. However, Colombia has been really hit or miss--and since the 90s are a lot more miss than hit. Assuming that trend continues, they would be more like the Uruguay of former winners. A mid tier South American side for which it really isn't news if they miss the World Cup and something of an accomplishment to advance beyond the group stage. They aren't a giant.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 04:42:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 04:32:47 PM
Costa Rica gets  Dorsied!! :o

The red carded dude will just put on another jersey, assume someone else's identity, and come back in the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:43:25 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 04:39:54 PM
It certainly wouldn't be shocking this time. However, Colombia has been really hit or miss--and since the 90s are a lot more miss than hit. Assuming that trend continues, they would be more like the Uruguay of former winners. A mid tier South American side for which it really isn't news if they miss the World Cup and something of an accomplishment to advance beyond the group stage. They aren't a giant.

Well in 1994 they were amongst the favorites before Pablo Escobar scored an own goal and then got assassinated.  They are not a juggernaut but it would not be shocking if they won.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 04:42:23 PM
The red carded dude will just put on another jersey, assume someone else's identity, and come back in the game.

:D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Malicious Intent on June 29, 2014, 04:56:27 PM
No!   :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 04:56:48 PM
It seems midnight for concacaf is ~85 minutes in the round of 16.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 04:57:39 PM
Greece comes back!  Europe, Europe, Europe, Europe!!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 04:57:49 PM
crapfuck
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Brezel on June 29, 2014, 04:58:24 PM
If Greece wins, its because of refs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 29, 2014, 04:58:33 PM
Silly CONCACAF, giving away two wins in the final minutes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 29, 2014, 04:58:59 PM
Greece equalizes  :bleeding:

The EU should have written into the MoU that Greece wasn't allowed to take part in international football competitions; would have been justified use of tax money imho.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 05:02:20 PM
Yi is getting crushed by the Phillipine juggernaut. :weep:

Off home to catch the extra time.  Or maybe the boozer would be better.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 05:09:16 PM
Quote from: celedhring on June 29, 2014, 04:58:59 PM
Greece equalizes  :bleeding:

The EU should have written into the MoU that Greece wasn't allowed to take part in international football competitions; would have been justified use of tax money imho.

Good idea. Try implementing that next time the Greeks fuck up at home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on June 29, 2014, 05:15:26 PM
Costa Rica don't look too good in extra time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 05:16:38 PM
They're finished, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 29, 2014, 05:58:57 PM
Great save!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 29, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
I'm happy to be wrong this time. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on June 29, 2014, 06:00:41 PM
Sometimes 10 men does not a defeat make. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 29, 2014, 06:02:22 PM
I guess that the Netherlands will run over them, but Costa Rica is trully the Cinderella of the competition.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:06:43 PM
Love it. Bye, bye, Greece! You won't be missed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
The US and Mexico often get into the knockout stage.  But Costa Rica.  That's just  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 06:10:05 PM
Justicia! :punk:

Campbell played like a possessed man in OT I thought.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 06:13:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
The US and Mexico often get into the knockout stage.  But Costa Rica.  That's just  :cry:

Somewhere in Costa Rica, a child was just about to put aside the soccer ball and focus on his studies. "What is the point of trying to be good at soccer, when I come from a small country that can not compete with the world powers?" he thought. But then he saw this game, and realizes that Costa Rica can compete, and he may yet have a future in the sport. He will never open a math book again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 29, 2014, 06:16:11 PM
And after he washes out of professional soccer, he becomes an enforcer for a drug cartel. He coulda been a contender.  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:17:54 PM
Actually, Mexico is a bigger threat to the status quo than Costa Rica.  So I guess this isn't too bad. 

Now let's get rid of the Afircan teams.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:17:54 PM
Actually, Mexico is a bigger threat to the status quo than Costa Rica.  So I guess this isn't too bad. 

Now let's get rid of the Afircan teams.

I'd love to see an african team make a run, however, the african teams are playing Germany and France, and Germany and France will play each other in the quarterfinals if they both win. I'd sort of like to see that matchup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:25:53 PM
I'm still hoping for a Brazil - Argentina final.  That hope is still alive.  That's the ultimate victory for the status quo. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on June 29, 2014, 06:29:09 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:06:43 PM
Love it. Bye, bye, Greece! You won't be missed.

Aye, after an unfortunate group phase the WC has finally been De-Greece'd, time to celebrate.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 06:29:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:25:53 PM
I'm still hoping for a Brazil - Argentina final.  That hope is still alive.  That's the ultimate victory for the status quo.

Argentina is the only previous winner in the bracket feeding one of the two final spots. You need to worry about that one. Maybe cheer for the US against Belgium, because otherwise the Argentinians will face stiffer competition?  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:29:45 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
The US and Mexico often get into the knockout stage.  But Costa Rica.  That's just  :cry:

And the Greeks tend to fight for honours every time?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:31:37 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:29:45 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
The US and Mexico often get into the knockout stage.  But Costa Rica.  That's just  :cry:

And the Greeks tend to fight for honours every time?

Greece is in Europe.  The Europeans have a good shot every time :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:25:53 PM
I'm still hoping for a Brazil - Argentina final.  That hope is still alive.  That's the ultimate victory for the status quo.

Meh. Argentina's been little else than the genius of Lionel Messi. They do have other players, but like the Dutch, rely heavily on the sheer class of a very select few forwards. Might be the most boring final ever, considering Brazil's less than impressive displays.
The Brazilian team as a whole just isn't that superb.

When I look back at the first World Cup I can say I followed, which was Spain 1982, the Brazil side of today looks bleak in comparision to that team they fielded in 1982. It had everything, until they met Italy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 06:41:39 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:34:36 PM

Meh. Argentina's been little else than the genius of Lionel Messi. They do have other players, but like the Dutch, rely heavily on the sheer class of a very select few forwards. Might be the most boring final ever, considering Brazil's less than impressive displays.
The Brazilian team as a whole just isn't that superb.

When I look back at the first World Cup I can say I followed, which was Spain 1982, the Brazil side of today looks bleak in comparision to that team they fielded in 1982. It had everything, until they met Italy.

That may be, however, Messi is on the pitch. Also, a Brazil - Argentina World Cup final in Rio.

It may not be the two most glamorous sides either country has fielded, but I'd tune in.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:31:37 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:29:45 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 06:09:12 PM
The US and Mexico often get into the knockout stage.  But Costa Rica.  That's just  :cry:

And the Greeks tend to fight for honours every time?

Greece is in Europe.  The Europeans have a good shot every time :contract:

When the WC is in Europe, maybe. Outside of Europe, very few teams have won.
In 1930, Uruguay beats Argentina. 1950, Uruguay beats Brazil. 1962, Brazil beats a surprise Czechoslovak side in Chile. 1970 Brazil thrashes Italy 4-1. 1978 Argentina buys a WC and beats a Cruyff-less Dutch side. 1986 Argentina beats West Germany in a WC they well and truly deserved to win. 1994 Brazil beats Italy in the US. 2002 Brazil beats Germany 2-0 in the first Asian WC. 2010 Spain beats the Netherlands in the first African WC.

So, in general, European teams never win outside of Europe. And Africa.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:44:53 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 29, 2014, 06:41:39 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:34:36 PM

Meh. Argentina's been little else than the genius of Lionel Messi. They do have other players, but like the Dutch, rely heavily on the sheer class of a very select few forwards. Might be the most boring final ever, considering Brazil's less than impressive displays.
The Brazilian team as a whole just isn't that superb.

When I look back at the first World Cup I can say I followed, which was Spain 1982, the Brazil side of today looks bleak in comparision to that team they fielded in 1982. It had everything, until they met Italy.

I would too, obviously. That said, I have some hope for Colombia. The team looks strong, and James Rodriguez is a very exciting player.  :pirate

That may be, however, Messi is on the pitch. Also, a Brazil - Argentina World Cup final in Rio.

It may not be the two most glamorous sides either country has fielded, but I'd tune in.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 29, 2014, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 29, 2014, 06:42:36 PM


So, in general, European teams never win outside of Europe. And Africa.

I'd like to keep it that way as well.  But a European team winning a WC in S. America is far less disastrous than the US or Costa Rica winning it. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 07:14:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 05:02:20 PM
Yi is getting crushed by the Phillipine juggernaut. :weep:

Off home to catch the extra time.  Or maybe the boozer would be better.

Never count out the Greeks in tournament football   ;)

I missed the last half of the game but it seems they choked in penalties. I backed the wrong horse in that one.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Can't see any upsets tomorrow unless the French spontaneously surrender, which is always possible.

France and Germany easily onto the quarters.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 29, 2014, 07:39:41 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 29, 2014, 04:18:30 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 29, 2014, 11:10:32 AM
Holland for the cup!

Though Mexico winning would be kind of funny given how excited a lot of Americans seem to be about this tournament. Its nice to imagine their cleaners giving them smug looks.

They are our arch rivals.  We are constantly exchanging looks with our cleaners following Mexico's constant stream of failures.

Yeah, in general I want to see teams from our region do well, but I just couldn't bring myself to root for Mexico.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 08:22:43 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9lDXuQy.gif&hash=675bebf48a532038383e81d74d64da3a9177dad6)

Love it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 29, 2014, 09:07:31 PM
Ah, Professor Tanaka's patented ear lobe anihilator.  That's a deadly move. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 29, 2014, 09:27:47 PM
What the deuce?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/29/fifa-brazil-official-shoved-chile-row

QuoteFifa is investigating a bust-up at the World Cup after claims the Chile striker Mauricio Pinilla was punched by Brazil's communications director Rodrigo Paiva at half-time during Saturday's match. Paiva, a well-known figure in Brazilian football, has admitted to shoving Pinilla but said that he did so only in self-defence.

Fifa's disciplinary committee is believed to have access to video footage and pictures of the incident in Belo Horizonte.

A scuffle broke out as the teams headed to the dressing rooms in the Estádio Mineirão, sparked by the Brazil striker Fred slapping Gary Medel on the back of the head as they walked off the pitch.

Brazil media said Paiva and the Chile assistant manager Sebastián Beccacece were involved in a confrontation which ended Paiva punching Pinilla. Paiva said there was pushing between the squads and added: "It was not just me. Pinilla came towards me and I just defended myself. I reacted by pushing him."

Pinilla, who plays for Italian side Cagliari, came off the bench and nearly won the match for Chile but his shot in the last seconds of the match struck the cross-bar.

The striker was then one of three Chile players to miss penalties in the shoot-out which Brazil won 3-2 to go through to the quarter-finals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 29, 2014, 09:54:56 PM
I fell asleep before the end of the game. Was confused when the headlines this morning said the Dutch won.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on June 29, 2014, 10:35:28 PM
There is a "song" stuck in my head that I keep hearing, I am pretty sure the crowd "sings" it and it goes:

AAAAAAA-OOOOOO-AAAAAA, AA-OOO-AAA-OOOO-AAAA

Any ideas?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 30, 2014, 03:20:15 AM
Quote from: sbr on June 29, 2014, 10:35:28 PM
There is a "song" stuck in my head that I keep hearing, I am pretty sure the crowd "sings" it and it goes:

AAAAAAA-OOOOOO-AAAAAA, AA-OOO-AAA-OOOO-AAAA

Any ideas?

The intro music to the WC. It's played everytime they switch to the studio.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JP67IM1LX-M&list=PLC6A454DD385AAB9F
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on June 30, 2014, 04:24:26 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Can't see any upsets tomorrow unless the French spontaneously surrender, which is always possible.

France and Germany easily onto the quarters.

Yeah should be a boring day, although I do have my money on French and German victories :shifty:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 06:45:53 AM
Quote from: Tamas on June 30, 2014, 04:24:26 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 29, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Can't see any upsets tomorrow unless the French spontaneously surrender, which is always possible.

France and Germany easily onto the quarters.

Yeah should be a boring day, although I do have my money on French and German victories :shifty:

Let's see if our combined curses of betting on someone can upset the apple cart.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 08:33:04 AM
Quote from: dps on June 29, 2014, 07:39:41 PM
Yeah, in general I want to see teams from our region do well, but I just couldn't bring myself to root for Mexico.

I got roped into watching the game with several Mexicans, plus a couple Puerto Ricans, a Venezuelan, a German, and an Argentine-- all of whom were rooting for Mexico.  I supported Mexico in group play, but started thinking about their fans before this game.  So I quietly supported the Dutch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 08:38:17 AM
Also, the Mexican coach looks like a Mexican Pete Rose.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 08:41:11 AM
You might have seen this already.  :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIqoHtiq.jpg&hash=37acd03f867c6b6541643946040cf407ef59c88e)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on June 30, 2014, 08:48:43 AM
Mangino.  :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on June 30, 2014, 08:59:24 AM
Of course they are fit, Soccer coaches don't do anything, they got time to hit the gym.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 09:05:11 AM
Poor Mark Mangino  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on June 30, 2014, 09:07:23 AM
I guess a major difference is that most (all?) European Football coaches have been professional players themselves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 30, 2014, 09:09:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 09:05:11 AM
Poor Mark Mangino  :lol:

Fuck that piece of shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 09:20:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 30, 2014, 09:07:23 AM
I guess a major difference is that most (all?) European Football coaches have been professional players themselves.

All those fat American dudes did as well.

Well ok I don't know about Weiss.  But all of them at least played in College I think and only Parcells there is a pro coach.  It is very rare to have a College or pro Head Football coach who was not at least a College Player.  But we are talking decades after those guys hung up their shoulder pads.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 09:35:07 AM
There's really no excuse.  These coaches have access to some of the best strength & conditioning professionals in the country as well as a kick-ass gym in their workplace that is open to them 24/7.

That said, fat coaches are a distinct minority.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on June 30, 2014, 10:28:55 AM
Yeah, we could cherry-pick pics of American football coaches and soccer coaches a get a set that makes the American football coaches look more fit.  Soccer has the most fit-looking game officials of any major team sport, though game officials in American football are probably as a group are a lot more fit than the look (they tend to be a good bit older than those in soccer, but still have to do a lot of running during the games).

Baseball, of course, rather imfamously has the least fit game officials, though they're not as bad as they used to be.  Twenty years ago, the typical baseball umpire looked about like Mangino.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 10:31:16 AM
You never see a flabby basketball ref.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 10:31:16 AM
You never see a flabby basketball ref.

Stripes + black pants hide a lot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 11:51:54 AM
Nigeria should've had a penalty and France isn't playing well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 11:52:48 AM
If Argentina wins tomorrow and the US pulls something out of its ass tomorrow, things will get interesting in my house.  I've already got Tommy on the US side and Lola randomly yells "USA! USA! USA!" but then she'll just say whatever you tell her to.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 11:56:23 AM
I've put money on the US winning tomorrow.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 12:02:09 PM
What were the odds?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
4.25.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 12:07:35 PM
Ironically, I may be watching the USA-Belgium game tomorrow at a Belgian restaurant. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Enjoy the Stella atmosphere.

Seriously, a Belgian restaurant? That's not even ethnic cuisine. It's, hmm, strange country at odds with itself cuisine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on June 30, 2014, 12:24:15 PM
Pedowaffles.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 12:31:17 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
4.25.

4.25/1?  You bet one to win 4.25?  Nate Silver said we had a 45% chance of winning.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 12:34:33 PM
I have to admit that I am starting to get nervous.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:37:06 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 12:31:17 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
4.25.

4.25/1?  You bet one to win 4.25?  Nate Silver said we had a 45% chance of winning.

Yep. Put a 50 on it. Around 5 USD.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:38:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2014, 12:24:15 PM
Pedowaffles.

With collaborator syrup and mayonnaise.  :mmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on June 30, 2014, 12:39:18 PM
Damn, Matuidi's foul on Onazi should've been a double red card...  :mad:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:40:00 PM
Should've thought of that before calling himself o Nazi.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 30, 2014, 12:46:28 PM
Nigerian goalie deserved better
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 12:55:11 PM
Nigeria just gave up after Pogba scored. That defending was  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 12:55:40 PM
Well, that escalated quickly.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 12:34:33 PM
I have to admit that I am starting to get nervous.

Damn I successfully reversed jinxed France.  I will have to try this again if the forces of truth and civilization and culture are under similar duress in the future.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on June 30, 2014, 01:00:55 PM
:frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 01:01:35 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Enjoy the Stella atmosphere.

Seriously, a Belgian restaurant? That's not even ethnic cuisine. It's, hmm, strange country at odds with itself cuisine.

Mussels, frites, and waffles are the most popular menu items.  And the beer, don't forget the beer.  They also mix in some local fare, like their own spin on the urbanite favorite of chicken & waffles.  But really, the beer is what ties it all together.  Same could be said for Belgium, I suppose.

Their waffles are amazing, if pricey.  Better than any I had in Brussels.

http://www.authenticwaffle.com/

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 01:05:01 PM
I had some moules-frites  when I was  in Montreal  and  I must confess I don't quite see the allure.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 01:05:01 PM
I had some moules-frites  when I was  in Montreal  and  I must confess I don't quite see the allure.

If you don't like mussels & fries, I guess you wouldn't like it.  I happen to like both. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 01:55:56 PM
Mussels are great. Most seafood is, except squid. Doesn't matter if you call it calamari. It's still squid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
Mmm, grilled squid with aioli... :mmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 02:07:29 PM
Nothing with aioli, that I can live with.  :hug: Or just bread.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on June 30, 2014, 02:16:06 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
Mmm, grilled squid with aioli... :mmm:

Grilled or deep fried is awesome, as long as it's fresh and not overcooked.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 02:39:44 PM
I fear the Germans will blitz through Algeria and around France's flank into the quarterfinal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 02:42:55 PM
I read somewhere that Algeria's players are following Ramadan strictly, while the muslim German players (Özil and Khedira) will defer it until after the tournament. Doesn't seem like the best idea for Algeria to play in the Brazilian heat and refuse to drink...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 02:46:27 PM
You're allowed to drink water.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 02:49:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 02:46:27 PM
You're allowed to drink water.

No you aren't.  I mean granted you can opt out if you want but no food, no drink.  At least that is how my Turk friends do it and they are hardly fundies being westernized Texan sorta Muslims.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 02:54:45 PM
k
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 02:56:30 PM
Texan Moslems sound really dangerous.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 02:56:49 PM
What Valmy said, if they're strict they can't even drink water until sundown. Hope nobody faints from dehydration.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:22:34 PM
Algeria have already created better chances, and more of them, than we did in our entire game against Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on June 30, 2014, 03:24:26 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:22:34 PM
Algeria have already created better chances, and more of them, than we did in our entire game against Germany.
In our defense, we suck.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
Yes.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 30, 2014, 03:34:23 PM
Germany is utter shite. WTF.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on June 30, 2014, 03:34:27 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 02:56:30 PM
Texan Moslems sound really dangerous.  :ph34r:

They are pretty hippy types.  Islam is all peace love and rainbows to hear them talk about it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:37:14 PM
I hope Algeria win. Allah, please make it happen, alhamdulillah.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 30, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
Neuer plays as a classic sweeper today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 03:46:37 PM
What a crappy Germany side.

Allergia pills not taken.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2014, 03:47:03 PM
C'mon you fucking Sauerkrauts, make it happen.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 30, 2014, 03:49:01 PM
Where the hell was this Germany against Portugal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:52:06 PM
Germany will steal this one late despite being outplayed in both halves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 03:54:54 PM
They are saving themselves for: The Fall of France.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 03:59:34 PM
Also Neuer will finish his transformation into a libero by completing an amazing run and scoring the game winner.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on June 30, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
Now they look less like a surrounded 7th Army.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 04:52:11 PM
Germany taking time to do a three stooge's routine instead of a free kick.  :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on June 30, 2014, 04:57:33 PM
Well, fuck. At least Neuer is fun to watch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 05:08:25 PM
Boo Germany boooooo
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 05:19:23 PM
The 2nd half of extra time will feel sadistic at this rate.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on June 30, 2014, 05:36:23 PM
Too little too late, but it was a nice goal
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 05:37:53 PM
Algérie  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on June 30, 2014, 05:38:36 PM
The Philosopher's WC already forecasted a France - Germany match:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.existentialcomics.com%2F%2Fcomics%2Fworldcup1.jpg&hash=fb9406b86edb2a2c251f75001380243c0c5bed0f)
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on June 30, 2014, 05:41:54 PM
World War 1 started a hundred years ago, Germany plays France in quarter finals of WC 2014, coincidence?????......
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on June 30, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
France and Germany deliver.  All African teams out :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zoupa on June 30, 2014, 10:18:02 PM
I dont think German defense has an answer to Benzema Giroud Griezmann.

2-0 France on Friday  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on June 30, 2014, 11:33:07 PM
I forgot about the pools thing. Oops
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 01, 2014, 05:15:53 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on June 30, 2014, 10:18:02 PM
I dont think German defense has an answer to Benzema Giroud Griezmann.

2-0 France on Friday  :sleep:

For Giroud, the answer is easy: neutral refereeing would have sent him away twice already since the beginning of the tournament.
Germany has been one of the few countries who is not screwed by the referee when playing against France. In the old days, it was even the opposite.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:18:59 AM
France - Algeria would have been much more "entertaining".

Germany looked very one-paced yesterday, but I get the feeling they will turn it up against bigger opposition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 01, 2014, 05:22:08 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:18:59 AM
France - Algeria would have been much more "entertaining".

Specially in France. :) Tear gas grenades by the anti-riot police in the Champs-Élysées heard till 03.00 the night Algeria qualified for the round of 16. On the other hand, did not hear or see much trouble yesterday after the loss to Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 01, 2014, 05:31:00 AM
Stupid Germans. I am not putting money on them again.


This is how today is going to be:

Argentina to win in extra time
From before they qualified from the group I put a pound on USA making it to the 16 and then dropping out. By putting another pound on them qualifying today, I shall guarantee myself a minimal profit. Both the profit and the minimal part being guaranteed. So I have no idea where this will push the cosmic balance.

For Friday, I have my money on France and Colombia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:36:10 AM
Neuer touched the ball nineteen times outside his box. That's pretty unusual for a keeper at this level I guess.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:47:15 AM
 :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2014%2F7%2F1%2F1404190789138%2F942a0da0-8ba9-4efe-b561-ee78322a69e0-620x372.jpeg&hash=8bf04557257045d6aa2908e56ab50a1280352335)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 01, 2014, 07:52:39 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28102841

Quote
World Cup 2014: Cameroon investigates match-fixing claims

Cameroon officials are to investigate claims that seven of their players were involved in match-fixing at the World Cup in Brazil.

The ethics committee of the African country's football federation will look at allegations of "fraud" by "seven bad apples" in their three group games.

The allegations have been made in a German news magazine Der Spiegel by a convicted match-fixer from Singapore.

Cameroon lost all their Group A games, including a 4-0 defeat by Croatia.

The Indomitable Lions had Alex Song sent off for lashing out at Mario Mandzukic in that game
, while team-mates Benoit Assou-Ekotto and Benjamin Moukandjo clashed late on in the game.

The allegations were made by convicted football match-fixer Wilson Raj Perumal, who was detained by police in Finland in April on an international arrest warrant.

In a discussion with Der Spiegel, the Singaporean correctly forecast the result with Croatia and that a player would be sent off.

A statement from Cameroon's FA read: "Recent allegations of fraud around Cameroon's 2014 Fifa World Cup three preliminary games, especially Cameroon versus Croatia, as well of the 'existence of seven bad apples [in our national team]' do not reflect the values and principles promoted by our administration, in line with Fifa's code of conduct and the ethics of our nation.

"We are strongly committed to employ all means necessary to resolve this disruptive matter in the shortest delays."

The investigation will form part of a wider inquiry ordered by the country's president, Paul Biya, into the team's poor performance at the World Cup.

Senior betting industry sources have told BBC Sport there has been no suspicious betting activity around Cameroon's games - or any other at this World Cup.

Fifa did not comment on whether it was looking into the issue as football's world governing body did not want to "compromise any possible investigations".

It did, however, add: "Speaking generally, the integrity of the game is a top priority for Fifa and as such we take any allegations of match manipulation very seriously."

Cameroon's build up to the tournament in Brazil was marred by the players refusing to board a plane to Brazil until a dispute over bonus payments had been settled.

A financial package was eventually agreed with Cameroon's football federation, Fecafoot, but the squad's journey to the World Cup had been delayed for almost a day.

They started the tournament with a 1-0 defeat by Mexico prior to the loss to Croatia and being beaten 4-1 by hosts Brazil.

"Some players behaved very badly, and that's why we have conceded four goals," Cameroon head coach Volker Finke told French newspaper L'Equipe  after the Croatia defeat.

"I know that it is difficult to play with 10 men, but that is not a reason to lose it to this point.

"The game was balanced until the red card. The Croatians were more clinical in front of goal, but Cameroon also had chances to score.

"The behaviour of some of the players is really not satisfactory. Even when we were 11-a-side, it was not acceptable."

Fellow African nation Ghana is also involved in allegations over corruption.

The country's Football Association has called in the police to investigate the claims, although the GFA president Kwesi Nyantakyi is to sue the Daily Telegraph newspaper over its claim he agreed for the national team to play in matches others were preparing to fix.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 01, 2014, 08:11:00 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:47:15 AM
:lol:

(http://static.2a69e0-620x372.jpeg)
That is pretty awesome. And it will be gone in a few months unlike a tattoo, which is good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 08:46:13 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
If Brazil can't pull off the World Cup in decent form, the Olympics have to be a bit concerned. At least Brazilians care about and do well in soccer.

FIFA announces Brazil has experienced an average attendance of 98.2% of capacity across all venues.

Looks like it's going over OK
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 08:48:33 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 08:46:13 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on June 09, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
If Brazil can't pull off the World Cup in decent form, the Olympics have to be a bit concerned. At least Brazilians care about and do well in soccer.

FIFA announces Brazil has experienced an average attendance of 98.2% of capacity across all venues.

Looks like it's going over OK
Is that the original planned capacity, or the capacity that they finished?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
Ed will be glad to know that the party ends for us tonight. I hope at least that our boys can put in a good showing before they have to bow down to these... Belgians.  :yucky:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 01, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
Ed will be glad to know that the party ends for us tonight. I hope at least that our boys can put in a good showing before they have to bow down to these... Belgians.  :yucky:

Dont be a debby downer Belgium cant score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 01, 2014, 12:24:13 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
Ed will be glad to know that the party ends for us tonight. I hope at least that our boys can put in a good showing before they have to bow down to these... Belgians.  :yucky:

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 01, 2014, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 11:09:25 AM
Ed will be glad to know that the party ends for us tonight. I hope at least that our boys can put in a good showing before they have to bow down to these... Belgians.  :yucky:

I dunno; tonight's game is the only one where I actually hesitated before picking a winner in the pool. I eventually plumped for Belgium but I can easily see it going the other way.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 01, 2014, 12:50:46 PM
After some exciting group stage games these knockout games are a bit of a let down.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 12:57:14 PM
:zzz

Messi is looking okay, but everytime he passes it his teammates just fucks up. Those "wings": :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:07:29 PM
So these are the 5th and 6th best teams in the world.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 01:10:18 PM
I think Argentina proves you need more than just a star player.  :hmm:

My betting has gone to pot recently.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:22:14 PM
Iirc Keanu Reeves lead the replacements to a victory after the fat guy threw up in the huddle, maybe Messi has seen that?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:34:37 PM
What's up with the heart sign being thrown after goals? Are they all One Direction fans?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:36:28 PM
What a finish! :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 01:39:11 PM
This game was shit and bad for 120 minutes and hilarious and fun in the last 3.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 01, 2014, 01:40:33 PM
 :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 01:41:34 PM
Every group winner has won their knockout game.

Doesn't bode well for USA
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:43:15 PM
Belgium's group was shit though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 01, 2014, 02:17:00 PM
Pretty much, yeah.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 02:45:30 PM
http://youtu.be/QoLywiaM6PA

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 03:04:53 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 01, 2014, 01:34:37 PM
What's up with the heart sign being thrown after goals? Are they all One Direction fans?

They all need a good kicking.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 01, 2014, 03:34:48 PM
Were those two Waffleonian misses as gutwrenching as my blogfeed dude made them appear?  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 03:37:40 PM
The Freiwilligen Vlaffeloons SS have had the better of the game so far.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 01, 2014, 03:43:57 PM
Entertaining match this evening.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 03:55:28 PM
Klinsmann: http://youtu.be/Jz1ZvOcmBQs
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 04:23:07 PM
At least this draw isn't as boring as Nigiria - Iran Argentina - Switzerland.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 04:26:19 PM
Those of you who watch it on TV, does this really look as one-sided as the match stats on Google look?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:27:40 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 04:26:19 PM
Those of you who watch it on TV, does this really look as one-sided as the match stats on Google look?

It is. Men vs boys right now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 04:28:33 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 04:26:19 PM
Those of you who watch it on TV, does this really look as one-sided as the match stats on Google look?

The Belgians are really playing the best they've done so far. Origi is gifted. But USAistan isn't without chance.

But yeah, pretty one-sided.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
Howard's crotch has been USA's best player by far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 04:35:09 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:27:40 PM
It is. Men vs boys right now.

  :yes: Tim Howard vs. puny Belgian attackers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
Howard's crotch has been USA's best player by far.

The most amazing part of Tim Howard's goaltending isn't just how good he is, it is how good he is while having to carry around giant brass balls.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Howard's been the 101st Airborne at Bastogne today.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 04:46:38 PM
How the fuck is this still a draw?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 04:51:20 PM
Belgium should have scored by now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:51:57 PM
Have to say, Origi is an unknown to me, but at 19 he looks like one hell of a prospect.
Keeping Lukaku out of the starting eleven is saying a lot.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 01, 2014, 04:53:20 PM
USA won't survive extra time like this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Howard's been the 101st Airborne at Bastogne today.

It's gonna be Market-Garden, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 04:56:28 PM
Massive miss, also on the offside call.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 01, 2014, 04:56:40 PM
Certainly the most entertaining game this round  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Howard's been the 101st Airborne at Bastogne today.

It's gonna be Market-Garden, though.

Think they missed the first bridge just now.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Howard's been the 101st Airborne at Bastogne today.

It's gonna be Market-Garden, though.

The round of 8 is a bridge too far. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 01, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
oh my, what missed Wondlowwolowoski...

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 01, 2014, 05:04:10 PM
Here we go.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:04:39 PM
And game over. Great move by Belgium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:05:18 PM
Belgium just too good and USA too shit.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
Was bound to happen, Howard already stopped a ridiculous amount of great chances.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:09:18 PM
Yeah, after the first ten minutes I knew the gig was up, barring a freak chance. Like the one Wondo flubbed.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:11:46 PM
I went down to the bar to watch overtime.  Two minutes later I went back up to finish my work day.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 05:17:59 PM
What words most come to mind regarding our defense?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:18:26 PM
I am: Worst gambler ever.  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:18:57 PM
Looks like I woke up at 5am for nothing. The American team does realize they have to shoot the ball in order to score points? It feels like they've been out shot 6 or 8 to 1. <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 05:19:34 PM
Any chance FIFA will let us opt out of the next 15 minutes?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:18:57 PM
Looks like I woke up at 5am for nothing. The American team does realize they have to shoot the ball in order to score points? It feels like they've been out shot 6 or 8 to 1. <_<

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:20:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:18:57 PM
Looks like I woke up at 5am for nothing. The American team does realize they have to shoot the ball in order to score points? It feels like they've been out shot 6 or 8 to 1. <_<
They're not that bad, it's only 4 or 5 to 1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:21:41 PM
Quite a lot of width on the Belgian bench.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2014, 05:22:12 PM
2-1 bitches

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:22:25 PM
And we get a pointless goal to make us feel better.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:22:49 PM
Well, this just got interesting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:25:57 PM
I guess I'm going down to the bar again.  Hopefully most of the people there were fickle morons who gave up after the first goal, and left already.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 01, 2014, 05:26:25 PM
It's not over yet.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 05:28:59 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:25:57 PM
I guess I'm going down to the bar again.  Hopefully most of the people there were fickle morons who gave up after the first goal, and left already.

I'm just watching on my computer at work. As far as my boss knows, I am dedicated.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:31:09 PM
That free kick combination... better than Müller's tripping.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:32:19 PM
There's nothing like a bit of spirit. If the USA equalise now, I am sure there'll be a movie coming.
"Miracle on grass".
Come on!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:32:32 PM
I believe this World Cup is pretty darn entertaining.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:33:33 PM
Huge chances for the Americans, will they need 30 shots as well now?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:34:48 PM
This is a fun football game. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:34:48 PM
This is a fun football game. :)

Indeed. Not always well-played, but with intensity and pace. Both teams want this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:36:48 PM
Indeed, I'm all for Team USA now!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2014, 05:37:09 PM
Proud of US team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
Did Klinsmann just say "One minute?? Fuck that!"  to the fourth official? :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 01, 2014, 05:38:19 PM
Great game, great tourney, near perfect final outcome.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
Did Klinsmann just say "One minute?? Fuck that!"  to the fourth official? :lmfao:

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:38:36 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
Did Klinsmann just say "One minute?? Fuck that!"  to the fourth official? :lmfao:

Yes. Yes, he did.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:39:13 PM
I love Klinsmann.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:39:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 01, 2014, 05:38:19 PM
Great game, great tourney, near perfect final outcome.

Yes, you were going to lose, and this was one hell of a heads held high way to go.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:40:01 PM
Argentina better step up their game against these Belgians.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:40:49 PM
Goddamn it, what a stupid game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 01, 2014, 05:41:26 PM
Nice game tonight. Sorry for the  USAmannschaft, but Belgium sure has a lot of talent.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:42:04 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 01, 2014, 05:40:01 PM
Argentina better step up their game against these Belgians.

Frankly, I won't mind Argentina getting slaughtered.
They're the Swedes of South America. Arrogant pricks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:44:04 PM
Costa Rica now carry the torch of freedom forward into the later rounds. Godspeed, CONCACAF. Godspeed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:44:30 PM
Great game, but my sleeping patterns could do with less games going into ET.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 01, 2014, 05:47:09 PM
Well, 8 out of 8 for this round. Not bad, not bad at all.

Although, even though it shouldn't matter given my position in the table, I have made a mistake on my goals estimate; I misunderstood how this worked and only put in enough goals for the second round, not for all the way to the Final. :frusty:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 01, 2014, 05:48:55 PM
With the kind of fitness regime these players are under, it's in the extra time something finally gives and the decisions made are poorer for the quality sides.

This World Cup has had a lot of great games, entertainment and great goals. Until the Belgium - USA game, this round's left me a bit cold, though. But what a cracking game that was.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:49:04 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FKd49W9W.png&hash=0d549ae4568399397353f9fdfa938647d2e6315e)


It's happened. We have become England.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2014, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:44:04 PM
Costa Rica now carry the torch of freedom forward into the later rounds. Godspeed, CONCACAF. Godspeed.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 01, 2014, 05:53:10 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:49:04 PM
<Twitter reel>


It's happened. We have become England.

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:49:04 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FKd49W9W.png&hash=0d549ae4568399397353f9fdfa938647d2e6315e)


It's happened. We have become England.

I wouldn't bet your farm on Altidore, really. He's terrible.

Yedlin impressed me today, though, hell of an engine and not a too bad delivery.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:58:39 PM
I don't understand the cult around Jozy Altidore. He's an average striker on his best days, completely a waste of space on his worst.

Yedlin played well, hopefully he develops well, even if he stays in MLS.

Green's goal was immaculate. Wonderful diagonal run into space and a super finish, not to mention a great pass by Bradley. He's a Bayern Munich player so he can potentially develop into a real quality player.

Our defense was real shit and if it weren't for Howard we would have lost 5-0 at least.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:59:29 PM
Well, I will never leave the bar again. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
Yay! US loses!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 01, 2014, 06:06:13 PM
Oh the indignity of losing to a shitty non-country like Belgium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 01, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
Yay! US loses!

May Ohio State win the next four consecutive Basketball championships.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:08:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
Yay! US loses!

May Ohio State win the next four consecutive Basketball championships.

We know the Longhorns won't win them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 01, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:08:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
Yay! US loses!

May Ohio State win the next four consecutive Basketball championships.

We know the Longhorns won't win them.

It would be wasted on us anyway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 06:15:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrfoplXIQAAmJt5.png:large)

Class.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 06:16:02 PM
My picks for the quarterfinals

Columbia, France, Netherlands and Belgium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 06:16:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
Yay! US loses!

Now all the people at work who watch soccer once every four years but claim they know everything about it can stfu.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 06:16:58 PM
Did it. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2014, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 06:15:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrfoplXIQAAmJt5.png:large)

Class.
former teammates no?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 01, 2014, 05:18:57 PM
Looks like I woke up at 5am for nothing. The American team does realize they have to shoot the ball in order to score points? It feels like they've been out shot 6 or 8 to 1. <_<

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
I could have gotten another two hours of sleep and still been able to watch all three goals being scored. -_-
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
America...wake up...this is what happens when you play in a "World" tournament that actually has, you know, other countries.  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 01, 2014, 07:39:02 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 01, 2014, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 01, 2014, 06:15:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrfoplXIQAAmJt5.png:large)

Class.
former teammates no?

Current, they both play for Everton. or not. FIFA needs to update its player profiles.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
America...wake up...this is what happens when you play in a "World" tournament that actually has, you know, other countries.  ;)

It doesn't take Vince Lombardi to tell you that you can't play a half-field game and expect to win.   Shit, doesn't take the Duke of Lombardi to tell you that either.  Or Guy Lombardo, for that matter.

Stupid ass game.   I blame the filthy Kraut coach.  Next time use Bill Parcells, people.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 01, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
America...wake up...this is what happens when you play in a "World" tournament that actually has, you know, other countries.  ;)

It doesn't take Vince Lombardi to tell you that you can't play a half-field game and expect to win.   Shit, doesn't take the Duke of Lombardi to tell you that either.  Or Guy Lombardo, for that matter.

Stupid ass game.   I blame the filthy Kraut coach.  Next time use Bill Parcells, people.

TRESSEL
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 08:23:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2014, 08:14:07 PM

It doesn't take Vince Lombardi to tell you that you can't play a half-field game and expect to win.   Shit, doesn't take the Duke of Lombardi to tell you that either.  Or Guy Lombardo, for that matter.

Stupid ass game.   I blame the filthy Kraut coach.  Next time use Bill Parcells, people.

Parcells would take one look at that field and realize the other team is basically lining up 11 kickers. He'd call a pass over the middle to Mark Bavaro, and there won't be a man on the field that could bring him down.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 08:41:07 PM
Overall, pretty good result for the round of 16.  The majority of the matches went according to plan.  The only real disappointment is Costa Rica advancing, but I never had high hopes for Greece to beat them.  All 2 African teams and 2 out of 3 North American teams are out.  The other slight disappointment is Columbia advancing instead of previous winner Uruguay.  But given that Columbia will face Brazil in the quarterfinals anyway and that Columbia is located in S. America, it is not a huge problem.  All the other 6 winners (Germany, France, Brazil, Belgium, Netherlands, and Argentina) are fine for now. 

Although Europe only get 6 spots in the final 16, they have 4 spots in the quarterfinals.  That's a pretty good argument for retaining the number of European spots in future WCs.  All Asian teams are wiped out in the group stage.  Among the 12 matches played by the 4 Asian teams, there was no win, 3 draws, and 9 defeats.  Despite FIFA's favouritism for Asia for commercial reasons, I really don't see a good argument for Asia to get more than their current 4.5 spots.  Let's face it, the only way for China to qualify in the next 10 years or so is to substantially increase the no. of Asian spots.

Back to the quarterfinals. 

Brazil - Columbia.  This is really important.  From what I've seen, Columbia plays better than Brazil so far.  Columbia is a real threat to the WC that we need to guard against.  This is probably one of the weakest Brazilian teams that I've seen.  That's why it is so important for Brazil to win this one.

France - Germany.  No strong view on this one. 

Netherlands - Costa Rica.  Come on.  This should be the end of this ridiculous situation that we have here.  The final match to declare stage 1 victory for the status quo.

Argentina - Belgium.  This is crucial.  Argentina is the only previous WC winner competing for the other final spot.  If Argentina goes, at least one of the final spots will be taken by a team that has not won a WC before. 

Brazil, Germany (3 WCs vs 1 WC), Netherlands, Argentina.  Then Brazil and Argentina for the final. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:02:11 PM
I don't get the optimism about the future for the US. Maybe in 8 or 12 years, but not in 4. The team is not good save for 1 bona fide star in Tim Howard, and he may be retired by the next world cup. Clint Dempsey is also be winding down.

I know there is young talent coming along, but there is a lot of talent going away too. It isn't likely that in 4 years a guy we have never heard of is going to come along and put this team on his back and play with true international superstar talent. I think in 4 years we are going to be right where we are now. Hoping to get out of the group stage (expecting if the draw isn't too tough), and then get some breaks to possibly get into the quarterfinals. The same place we've been for the past 3 WCs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Savonarola on July 01, 2014, 09:19:52 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 05:59:29 PM
Well, I will never leave the bar again.

Dylan Thomas said the same thing.   :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:02:11 PM
I don't get the optimism about the future for the US. Maybe in 8 or 12 years, but not in 4. The team is not good save for 1 bona fide star in Tim Howard, and he may be retired by the next world cup. Clint Dempsey is also be winding down.

I know there is young talent coming along, but there is a lot of talent going away too. It isn't likely that in 4 years a guy we have never heard of is going to come along and put this team on his back and play with true international superstar talent. I think in 4 years we are going to be right where we are now. Hoping to get out of the group stage (expecting if the draw isn't too tough), and then get some breaks to possibly get into the quarterfinals. The same place we've been for the past 3 WCs.

But the trend is disturbing.  From 1954 - 1986, the US didn't qualify.  They have qualified in every tournament since 1990.  It is now generally expected that the US will qualify, and that it is no surprise if they reach the round of 16.  The US has such a huge population and market that if the sport becomes more popular over there, in the long-run the US has potential to become a powerhouse. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 01, 2014, 09:47:50 PM
The US should be acceptable to you Mono, it finish in 3rd at the first world cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 09:22:24 PM

But the trend is disturbing.  From 1954 - 1986, the US didn't qualify.  They have qualified in every tournament since 1990.  It is now generally expected that the US will qualify, and that it is no surprise if they reach the round of 16.  The US has such a huge population and market that if the sport becomes more popular over there, in the long-run the US has potential to become a powerhouse.

I think the most popular sport for really young kids in the US is soccer. Basically because it is so easy to toss a ball onto a field and have small kids chase it for an hour. But once kids get a bit older they move into football, baseball, and basketball.

You want me to scare you? There has been a shitload of safety concerns regarding head injuries in football, and participation is dropping considerably at around the 10-12 age range. It is a very small movement, but some high schools have even made moves to drop teams. Football is the king of American sports, and if kids move away from football, some will go to soccer. That won't impact the next world cup, but in 10 years it might.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2014, 10:00:39 PM
Big push over head trauma and soccer at the school level too, so once soccermoms get wind that little Junior can run the risk of ALS in 40 years, its popularity will drop as well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:04:48 PM
I doubt if I'll let my sons play football. I nearly went nuclear last year when a coach told one of my nephews to lead with his head on a tackle.

Fucking piece of shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 10:07:33 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2014, 10:00:39 PM
Big push over head trauma and soccer at the school level too, so once soccermoms get wind that little Junior can run the risk of ALS in 40 years, its popularity will drop as well.

Lets be real though. The kids with parents too scared of head injuries to let them play football and soccer were never going to amount to anything anyway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:10:04 PM
Gee, thanks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 10:10:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:04:48 PM
I doubt if I'll let my sons play football. I nearly went nuclear last year when a coach told one of my nephews to lead with his head on a tackle.

Fucking piece of shit.

And this is why the big 10 is going to suck even worse in 10-15 years than it does now. You think parents in the inner city of Miami or Atlanta are worried about that shit? Or in Hoover Alabama?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:11:18 PM
Go run over your foot again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 10:12:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:10:04 PM
Gee, thanks.

You aren't keeping them from soccer too, are you? I did say football and soccer.

But fuck soccer. Get them into baseball or basketball. Raise Americans, not wannabe europeans.  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 10:14:04 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 01, 2014, 09:47:50 PM
The US should be acceptable to you Mono, it finish in 3rd at the first world cup.

Netherlands finished 2nd 3 times, is in Europe, and it is still not acceptable :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:16:43 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 10:12:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2014, 10:10:04 PM
Gee, thanks.

You aren't keeping them from soccer too, are you? I did say football and soccer.

But fuck soccer. Get them into baseball or basketball. Raise Americans, not wannabe europeans.  :bowler:

The girls play soccer. I'll have to see what the rest are in to when they get a bit older.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 10:21:13 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 09:22:24 PM

But the trend is disturbing.  From 1954 - 1986, the US didn't qualify.  They have qualified in every tournament since 1990.  It is now generally expected that the US will qualify, and that it is no surprise if they reach the round of 16.  The US has such a huge population and market that if the sport becomes more popular over there, in the long-run the US has potential to become a powerhouse.

I think the most popular sport for really young kids in the US is soccer. Basically because it is so easy to toss a ball onto a field and have small kids chase it for an hour. But once kids get a bit older they move into football, baseball, and basketball.

You want me to scare you? There has been a shitload of safety concerns regarding head injuries in football, and participation is dropping considerably at around the 10-12 age range. It is a very small movement, but some high schools have even made moves to drop teams. Football is the king of American sports, and if kids move away from football, some will go to soccer. That won't impact the next world cup, but in 10 years it might.
It seems like if brain damage is your concern, then playing a sport where hitting a ball with your unprotected head is standard play is not a good alternative.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:02:11 PM
I don't get the optimism about the future for the US. Maybe in 8 or 12 years, but not in 4. The team is not good save for 1 bona fide star in Tim Howard, and he may be retired by the next world cup. Clint Dempsey is also be winding down.


The optimism about winning the World Cup is delusional and mainly coming from people who have very little experience in the game. Winning the World Cup, realistically, is a couple decades away at the earliest. It will take that long to develop youngsters into players who have the technical skills required to truly be considered at least a "dark horse."

Or we can just look at foreign players who are eligible to play for America and steal them, like Julian Green.  :D

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 10:21:13 PM

It seems like if brain damage is your concern, then playing a sport where hitting a ball with your unprotected head is standard play is not a good alternative.

Eh, heading the ball isn't really the problem. Doing it properly is completely safe and doesn't hurt at all. It's heading the ball when someone else, who also wants to head that very same ball, jumps into you going 20 mph and smashes his head into yours that's the problem.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 01, 2014, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 01, 2014, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 01, 2014, 10:21:13 PM

It seems like if brain damage is your concern, then playing a sport where hitting a ball with your unprotected head is standard play is not a good alternative.

Eh, heading the ball isn't really the problem. Doing it properly is completely safe and doesn't hurt at all. It's heading the ball when someone else, who also wants to head that very same ball, jumps into you going 20 mph and smashes his head into yours that's the problem.

It's not about how much it hurts.  The current thinking and research is about the number of blows to the head, even if they are "minor".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 02, 2014, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:02:11 PM
I don't get the optimism about the future for the US. Maybe in 8 or 12 years, but not in 4. The team is not good save for 1 bona fide star in Tim Howard, and he may be retired by the next world cup. Clint Dempsey is also be winding down.

I know there is young talent coming along, but there is a lot of talent going away too. It isn't likely that in 4 years a guy we have never heard of is going to come along and put this team on his back and play with true international superstar talent. I think in 4 years we are going to be right where we are now. Hoping to get out of the group stage (expecting if the draw isn't too tough), and then get some breaks to possibly get into the quarterfinals. The same place we've been for the past 3 WCs.

But the trend is disturbing.  From 1954 - 1986, the US didn't qualify.  They have qualified in every tournament since 1990.  It is now generally expected that the US will qualify, and that it is no surprise if they reach the round of 16.  The US has such a huge population and market that if the sport becomes more popular over there, in the long-run the US has potential to become a powerhouse. 

That's more down to FIFA increasing the amount of teams in the finals and changing how qualification works to make the world cup more global rather than the US suddenly becoming better.
It is expected that the US will always qualify because they only other consistently good team in North America is Mexico, and there are 3 guaranteed spots for North America and one potential.
Until the 80s there was usually just one slot for North America, which Mexico usually took.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 05:21:19 AM
I believe Haiti qualified for the 1974 WC and got spanked in every game. 0-7 against Poland stands out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 02, 2014, 05:22:01 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 02, 2014, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 01, 2014, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 01, 2014, 09:02:11 PM
I don't get the optimism about the future for the US. Maybe in 8 or 12 years, but not in 4. The team is not good save for 1 bona fide star in Tim Howard, and he may be retired by the next world cup. Clint Dempsey is also be winding down.

I know there is young talent coming along, but there is a lot of talent going away too. It isn't likely that in 4 years a guy we have never heard of is going to come along and put this team on his back and play with true international superstar talent. I think in 4 years we are going to be right where we are now. Hoping to get out of the group stage (expecting if the draw isn't too tough), and then get some breaks to possibly get into the quarterfinals. The same place we've been for the past 3 WCs.

But the trend is disturbing.  From 1954 - 1986, the US didn't qualify.  They have qualified in every tournament since 1990.  It is now generally expected that the US will qualify, and that it is no surprise if they reach the round of 16.  The US has such a huge population and market that if the sport becomes more popular over there, in the long-run the US has potential to become a powerhouse. 

That's more down to FIFA increasing the amount of teams in the finals and changing how qualification works to make the world cup more global rather than the US suddenly becoming better.
It is expected that the US will always qualify because they only other consistently good team in North America is Mexico, and there are 3 guaranteed spots for North America and one potential.
Until the 80s there was usually just one slot for North America, which Mexico usually took.

But the US did much better than Mexico in the qualification process for this WC.  The US came on top.  Mexico had to play a playoff with, who is it, New Zealand?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 06:15:20 AM
That is right.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 02, 2014, 06:17:33 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 06:15:20 AM
That is right.

Then it is problematic.  Decades ago Mexico consistently did better than the US.  Now, the US is at least on par with Mexico. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 06:19:45 AM
Trust me, they saw it has big problem too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 02, 2014, 07:34:56 AM
I just took a 'which legendary world cup scandal are you?'

I got the french meltdown. :frog:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 07:55:35 AM
I found a radio station airing the US match on the drive home.  They had an American play by play man paired with some old crusty Scottish fart doing color.  I thought the American was pretty good.  The Scot called him "J.P."  Anyone know him?  Flip?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 08:12:47 AM
That's his name, John Paul Dellacamera.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 02, 2014, 08:29:50 AM
And the Scottish dude was probably Hispanic (if you're thinking of the same guy I'm thinking of).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 02, 2014, 08:29:50 AM
And the Scottish dude was probably Hispanic (if you're thinking of the same guy I'm thinking of).

Irish. JP works with Tommy Smyth.

(TSN radio just recast ESPN radio for it's WC coverage).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 08:51:54 AM
In the languish pool I have fallen to 6th place, 3 games out of first. My strategy of picking the US to win every game seems to have backfired. They failed to win their last three games.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 02, 2014, 08:56:03 AM
Total standings after round of 16:

1 Maladict 35 35 21 62.50% 35
2 frunk 34 34 22 60.71% 8
3 Liep 34 34 22 60.71% 48
4 Viking 33 33 23 58.93% 52
5 Duque de Bra 33 33 23 58.93% 136
6 Dorsey4Heis 32 32 24 57.14% 14
7 Josephus 31 31 25 55.36% 20
8 dps 31 31 25 55.36% 37
9 Norgy 31 31 25 55.36% 105
10 Pedrito 30 30 26 53.57% 136
11 Tamas 30 30 26 53.57% 136
12 Agelastus 29 29 27 51.79% 20
13 funkmonk 29 29 27 51.79% 91
14 Syt 26 26 30 46.43% 84
15 josquius 21 21 35 37.50% 92
16 celedhring 0 0 56 0.00% 136 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 09:02:33 AM
 :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 02, 2014, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 02, 2014, 08:29:50 AM
And the Scottish dude was probably Hispanic (if you're thinking of the same guy I'm thinking of).

Irish. JP works with Tommy Smyth.

(TSN radio just recast ESPN radio for it's WC coverage).

I would have guessed Irish. 

Hispanic. DG?  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 09:50:54 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 02, 2014, 06:17:33 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 06:15:20 AM
That is right.

Then it is problematic.  Decades ago Mexico consistently did better than the US.  Now, the US is at least on par with Mexico. 

On par?  Fuck Mexico we are their daddy now.

The US didn't get serious again with the World Cup and Soccer until the 70s that is why the sudden resurgence in the mid 80s.  I have no idea what brought that on.  Also there were a couple times where like Honduras or somebody would leave Mexico at home back in the day.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 09:54:07 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 09:50:54 AM

On par?  Fuck Mexico we are their daddy now.


Not in this WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 09:54:07 AM
Not in this WC.

True.  We did not play them in this WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 09:54:07 AM
Not in this WC.

True.  We did not play them in this WC.

You were equal to them at best.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:05:19 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
You were equal to them at best.

They played over their heads.  We will put them back in their place next year in the Gold Cup.  Presuming they do not get eliminated by some Central American team again :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:06:26 AM
Man, Val has gotten cocky. Pride goeth before the fall.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:06:26 AM
Man, Val has gotten cocky. Pride goeth before the fall.

The rivalry with Mexico is the only interesting thing about CONCACAF, so I milk it for all its worth.  I get pretty worked up with Mexican hatred every tourney.  They make it easy though with their fifth columnists showing up to every US-Mexico match played in the US.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:11:39 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:06:26 AM
Man, Val has gotten cocky. Pride goeth before the fall.

The rivalry with Mexico is the only interesting thing about CONCACAF, so I milk it for all its worth.  I get pretty worked up with Mexican hatred every tourney.  They make it easy though with their fifth columnists showing up to every US-Mexico match played in the US.

Racist
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:13:27 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 10:03:28 AM

You were equal to them at best.

We both got to the round of 16 after finishing second in our groups. Considering no common opponents there is only so much conclusion that can be drawn.

They were fourth in qualifying and only avoided fifth through a miracle bailout by the US. We were first. We won the last gold cup in a final against Panama.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:11:39 AM
Racist

Well I also hate Canada, but only because they are so horrible I find it offensive.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:15:52 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:06:26 AM
Man, Val has gotten cocky. Pride goeth before the fall.

The rivalry with Mexico is the only interesting thing about CONCACAF, so I milk it for all its worth.  I get pretty worked up with Mexican hatred every tourney.  They make it easy though with their fifth columnists showing up to every US-Mexico match played in the US.

Also, the bags of urine they throw at us in Mexico City.

Really, the way we get treated playing in central american countries is a big reason a part of me wants CONCACAF teams to go fuck themselves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:18:19 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:11:39 AM
Racist

Well I also hate Canada, but only because they are so horrible I find it offensive.

The fightin' Flannels.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
You lot should join CONMEBOL - you would still qualify and would play better opposition. The US needs to play proper teams more often in order to progress.

Some crowds will still hate your guts, mind. Oh, to play away at Venezuela.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 10:19:58 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
You lot should join CONMEBOL - you would still qualify and would play better opposition. The US needs to play proper teams more often in order to progress.

Some crowds will still hate your guts, mind. Oh, to play away at Venezuela.

Landon Donovan sabotaged the power grid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:13:27 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 02, 2014, 10:03:28 AM

You were equal to them at best.

We both got to the round of 16 after finishing second in our groups. Considering no common opponents there is only so much conclusion that can be drawn.

They were fourth in qualifying and only avoided fifth through a miracle bailout by the US. We were first. We won the last gold cup in a final against Panama.

A common opponent wouldn't have made much difference, seeing how inconsistent all sides have been so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 10:25:31 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
You lot should join CONMEBOL - you would still qualify and would play better opposition. The US needs to play proper teams more often in order to progress.

Some crowds will still hate your guts, mind. Oh, to play away at Venezuela.

Well, Israel is in the UEFA, so I see no reason why we can't have the US in the UEFA when we have Azerbadjan.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:26:04 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:15:52 AM
[Also, the bags of urine they throw at us in Mexico City.

Really, the way we get treated playing in central american countries is a big reason a part of me wants CONCACAF teams to go fuck themselves.

There have been times when our team has run off the field in El Salvador and Honduras and company while being pelted with rocks and glass bottles.  It is amazing nobody has ever been injured.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:30:30 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
You lot should join CONMEBOL - you would still qualify and would play better opposition. The US needs to play proper teams more often in order to progress.

Some crowds will still hate your guts, mind. Oh, to play away at Venezuela.

The travel would be really tough, and I'm not sure we would be such a shoe in for qualification. They have 4.5 spots right now, and teams like Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay, and Chile....not to mention other sometimes good sides like Paraguay and Ecuador.

We've been invited and played in the Copa América. More participation in that would probably make sense.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 10:33:56 AM
Yeah, CONCINCPACAF is pretty much set up to guarantee US qualification.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 10:30:30 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 02, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
You lot should join CONMEBOL - you would still qualify and would play better opposition. The US needs to play proper teams more often in order to progress.

Some crowds will still hate your guts, mind. Oh, to play away at Venezuela.

The travel would be really tough, and I'm not sure we would be such a shoe in for qualification. They have 4.5 spots right now, and teams like Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay, and Chile....not to mention other sometimes good sides like Paraguay and Ecuador.

We've been invited and played in the Copa América. More participation in that would probably make sense.

If they merged CONMEBOL and CONCACAF there would be more spots to go around. But I guess FIFA wants the odd central american minnow to show up (and tbf Costa Rica have impressed), so that's probably not going to happen.

Regular participation in Copa América would be good, certainly. They always invite Mexico, anyway. I'm really looking forward to the 2016 centennial edition in the US. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:44:37 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 10:33:56 AM
Yeah, CONCINCPACAF is pretty much set up to guarantee US qualification.

It should guarantee Mexico, the US, and Canada every WC.   Ah well you still have to show up and play.  Those Central American teams are not push overs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 10:49:55 AM
CANUSMEX should form a confederation with Australia & New Zealand with a 3 spot WC qualification.

Fuck you FIFA.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 10:51:02 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 10:44:37 AM
It should guarantee Mexico, the US, and Canada every WC.   Ah well you still have to show up and play.  Those Central American teams are not push overs.

Canada?  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:05:07 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 10:51:02 AM
Canada?  :huh:

You heard me.  They need to step it up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:05:07 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 10:51:02 AM
Canada?  :huh:

You heard me.  They need to step it up.

Soccer Canada targets WC Qualification in 2025 for a good showing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 11:40:34 AM
Small and puny Canada, by moving its soccer / hockey slider to full hockey, wins at one and loses at the other. The strong and mighty US, by trying to win at both and keeping its slider in the middle, loses at both.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 11:43:14 AM
Canada also suffers the handicap of not having many GIs fucking foreign women.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:44:53 AM
Soccer is basically Hockey on grass without sticks.  Canadians should be fine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:44:53 AM
Soccer is basically Hockey on grass without sticks.  Canadians should be fine.

but no hitting? There is no Honour in that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 11:47:15 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:44:53 AM
Soccer is basically Hockey on grass without sticks.  Canadians should be fine.

I don't know...Sidney Crosby has enough trouble staying healthy in one sport. How many headers before the first concussion?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
I have to say the US fans have been among the most vociferous on the stadiums, and seem like a good bunch. How's the atmosphere at MSL games? I notice most clubs attract a good-sized crowd.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 12:24:52 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
I have to say the US fans have been among the most vociferous on the stadiums, and seem like a good bunch. How's the atmosphere at MSL games? I notice most clubs attract a good-sized crowd.

Soccer in America is populated by super hardcore fans. There is no casual crowd.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 12:36:22 PM
Yep.  Even at the lower tier games here in Austin they come and bang instruments and chant the whole time.  They really get into it.

I can only assume it is a similar demographic who goes to the Whitecaps games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 12:37:36 PM
I think they're saying lots of drunken Mexicans, and gringos imitating drunken Mexicans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:39:46 PM
Being Mexican-American I hold allegiance to both Mexico and USA at soccer matches, though when they face each other I always root for America.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
I have to say the US fans have been among the most vociferous on the stadiums, and seem like a good bunch. How's the atmosphere at MSL games? I notice most clubs attract a good-sized crowd.

Also hipsters and other "cool kids" have taken over the sport here. I largely associate the fanbase as part Mexican and part middle-class white kids.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 12:45:50 PM
It's hardly a working-class game here anymore either. Mostly because of a) there's hadly a working-class and b) those left can't afford the tickets.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 12:47:53 PM
How much does a ticket to the hooligan section go for these days?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 12:48:32 PM
Depends. Do you want light bruising or the full headbutt?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
Punch in the gob, no teeth lost.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 12:57:07 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Also hipsters and other "cool kids" have taken over the sport here.

Hipsters and "cool kids" being sports fans?  Organized sports fans?  Color me skeptical.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 02, 2014, 01:05:55 PM
Playing football is more and more the province of the banlieue in France. Most French "fans" hardly reflect the national squad.
Historically, it has always been seen as working class, except perhaps in the South-West, rugby (union) land. French Catalans are somewhat into rugby league.

In Portugal, it's popular in all classes cf. Villas-Boas of aristocratic origin.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 02, 2014, 01:09:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 12:57:07 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Also hipsters and other "cool kids" have taken over the sport here.

Hipsters and "cool kids" being sports fans?  Organized sports fans?  Color me skeptical.

It's not basketball, baseball, football, or hockey.  That's enough for hipsters.

FunkMonk is right. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 12:57:07 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Also hipsters and other "cool kids" have taken over the sport here.

Hipsters and "cool kids" being sports fans?  Organized sports fans?  Color me skeptical.

Eh, "taken over" is a bit much admittedly. I'll say that a lot of those types of people have flocked to the sport over the past ten years because they identify it as being different and therefore OMG COOL. Much like a fad.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 02, 2014, 01:09:02 PM
It's not basketball, baseball, football, or hockey.  That's enough for hipsters.

FunkMonk is right. 

Well I just know that everytime something bad about FIFA or whatever breaks there are tons of those dudes there going 'this is why you should reject all organized sports man' and so forth.  Never seen pro-sports hipsters before.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 12:57:07 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Also hipsters and other "cool kids" have taken over the sport here.

Hipsters and "cool kids" being sports fans?  Organized sports fans?  Color me skeptical.

Eh, "taken over" is a bit much admittedly. I'll say that a lot of those types of people have flocked to the sport over the past ten years because they identify it as being different and therefore OMG COOL. Much like a fad.

Maybe but, as pointed out, the soccer fan over here is pretty hard core.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://youtu.be/d6z7-u7EZ1g  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
Punch in the gob, no teeth lost.

The price range from the incredible in the English Premier League, somewhat lower on the continent. Say if you're a family of four (which seems to be the norm of the family stands), a match in Norway's premiership sets you back around 100 USD. Slightly less. When I watch my local 3rd tier side, I pay around 15 USD.

Thing is, you don't get much crowd violence on the stadium. The casuals (the violent ones) usually do their thing pre-match and post-match. The all-seater policy adopted all over the board for the top leagues have really changed the crowds along with price hikes. Before, during the age of actual standing, getting hit in the head or peed on was part of the experience.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://youtu.be/d6z7-u7EZ1g  :D

There is the Olbermann we know and love.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
What do you mean by incredible, Norgeswiener? 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2014, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 11:40:34 AM
Small and puny Canada, by moving its soccer / hockey slider to full hockey, wins at one and loses at the other. The strong and mighty US, by trying to win at both and keeping its slider in the middle, loses at both.

I don't think our slider is in the middle, we do pretend to care about hockey and consider the NHL as part of our "Big 4" sports leagues.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
What do you mean by incredible, Norgeswiener?

Incredibly high.
A lot of hardcore fans buy their season tickets.
Arsenal charged 985 pounds for a season ticket in 2013. That's expensive. The cheapest was Manchester City at 299.
Arsenal's most expensive single tickets seemed to be around 126 pounds.  :wacko:

Here's a run-down of the various clubs' pricing for last season:
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/jun/19/premier-league-ticket-prices-club-charge-the-most

Of course, the Emirates Stadium in London is quite impressive too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 03:19:52 PM
One of the things that you guys do that is a really good idea is charging much lower prices for season tickets for kids.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 03:26:20 PM
One of my wishes in life is to go to the Emirates and see Arsenal play.  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 03:34:21 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 03:19:52 PM
One of the things that you guys do that is a really good idea is charging much lower prices for season tickets for kids.

It makes good business sense. Someone has to take them.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Children pay full rate in America? That really, really sounds odd to me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
Here is a question.  In a few games I saw players grab the uniforms of the other players to pull them off the ball.  In one case the player being grabbed almost had his shorts pulled right off.  In each case the ref called a foul but there was no card.  Why isnt such a blatant violation carded in all cases?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Children pay full rate in America? That really, really sounds odd to me.

They take up a whole seat.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 05:17:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 02, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Children pay full rate in America? That really, really sounds odd to me.

They take up a whole seat.

This.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 05:18:18 PM
And they don't buy much beer.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 02, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
Here is a question.  In a few games I saw players grab the uniforms of the other players to pull them off the ball.  In one case the player being grabbed almost had his shorts pulled right off.  In each case the ref called a foul but there was no card.  Why isnt such a blatant violation carded in all cases?

I don't think it's seen as a dangerous play and is judged like a normal foul. Normal tackles are usually also a blatant violation of the rules.

Normal fouls can be carded in certain situations though, like the professional "i'll just stop this counter attack from ever happening" foul.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 02, 2014, 05:21:30 PM
I stopped buying a season ticket when I turned 18 and had to start paying full rates.

There are also reduced rates for seniors and the unemployed besides minors as well, at least over here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 05:23:27 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
Here is a question.  In a few games I saw players grab the uniforms of the other players to pull them off the ball.  In one case the player being grabbed almost had his shorts pulled right off.  In each case the ref called a foul but there was no card.  Why isnt such a blatant violation carded in all cases?

It would be instantly red carded if the defender was the last defender between him and the keeper.
But it's an annoyance and something that should really be struck down on a lot harder.

Believe me, it was worse before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2NhFoXT9s8

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 02, 2014, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Children pay full rate in America? That really, really sounds odd to me.

They take up a whole seat.

So the whole argument is that they buy less beer and take up a whole seat. :hmm:

That seems remarkably short sighted of your sports owners, investing solely in the now rather than the next generation.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 05:29:44 PM
One thing I noticed that help soccer in Columbus was when they got their own tiny baby stadium to play in, instead of playing to a mostly empty house at Ohio Stadium.

Now it looks impressive, instead of looking sad and pathetic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2014, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
So the whole argument is that they buy less beer and take up a whole seat. :hmm:

That seems remarkably short sighted of your sports owners, investing solely in the now rather than the next generation.

If their parents are unable to afford tickets for them, what makes you think they will be any different?  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:36:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 02, 2014, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
So the whole argument is that they buy less beer and take up a whole seat. :hmm:

That seems remarkably short sighted of your sports owners, investing solely in the now rather than the next generation.

If their parents are unable to afford tickets for them, what makes you think they will be any different?  :hmm:

Why do you think that a parent who could only afford two adult tickets but who has two children won't see those children grow up to be able to afford two tickets each as well? :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
So the whole argument is that they buy less beer and take up a whole seat. :hmm:

That seems remarkably short sighted of your sports owners, investing solely in the now rather than the next generation.

It is.  But it is universal so far as I can tell.  I have to buy adult tickets to get my kids into college games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 02, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
Here is a question.  In a few games I saw players grab the uniforms of the other players to pull them off the ball.  In one case the player being grabbed almost had his shorts pulled right off.  In each case the ref called a foul but there was no card.  Why isnt such a blatant violation carded in all cases?

I don't think it's seen as a dangerous play and is judged like a normal foul. Normal tackles are usually also a blatant violation of the rules.

Normal fouls can be carded in certain situations though, like the professional "i'll just stop this counter attack from ever happening" foul.

except that normal tackles are arguably part of the game.  If I understand correctly the difference between a foul and a good tackle is if the defender got to the ball before making contact.  The analogy to basketball is that every foul is intentional in the sense that the player meant to do it but most fouls are commited while attempting to do something that was a legitimate action - eg trying to block a shot, take a charge or get a steal.  It seems to me that pulling on a jersey to pull someone off the ball is never part of a legitimate action.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 05:38:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 05:29:44 PM
One thing I noticed that help soccer in Columbus was when they got their own tiny baby stadium to play in, instead of playing to a mostly empty house at Ohio Stadium.

Now it looks impressive, instead of looking sad and pathetic.

Nothing's worse than a lot of empty seats and a crowd you could fit into one bus.
I've seen some of the maintenance bills for even small stadiums and they cost a lot to run. If a team can't pack it full for matchday, it's probably not: viable.
This, I believe will be the future for soccer in many places in Europe. Rising player wages (as there is no wage cap), less crowds and bankrupt clubs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 02, 2014, 05:39:05 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:36:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 02, 2014, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
So the whole argument is that they buy less beer and take up a whole seat. :hmm:

That seems remarkably short sighted of your sports owners, investing solely in the now rather than the next generation.

If their parents are unable to afford tickets for them, what makes you think they will be any different?  :hmm:

Why do you think that a parent who could only afford two adult tickets but who has two children won't see those children grow up to be able to afford two tickets each as well? :hmm:

People who can barely afford tickets to a basic* sporting event should probably be using that money for something else.

*aka everyday not special event type
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2014, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 02, 2014, 05:36:17 PM
Why do you think that a parent who could only afford two adult tickets but who has two children won't see those children grow up to be able to afford two tickets each as well? :hmm:

It's more likely they'll continue going as a family, just less often.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 05:43:38 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
It seems to me that pulling on a jersey to pull someone off the ball is never part of a legitimate action.

It isn't. Yet it has become part and parcel of the game as it is played.
Look at corner kick situations. Inside the box, there's a scramble and lots of holding and contact.
To my recollection, only once has a penalty ever been given for shirt-grabbing inside the box, and it befell Norway against Brazil in the 1998 World Cup. It was so rare that Moroccans still insist we paid the referee and signed some huge dried cod contract at favourable prices with Brazil, as the Moroccans went out.

If you look up my avatar, Claudio Gentile, on YouTube, there'll be plenty of ugly defending to be seen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 02, 2014, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 02, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
Here is a question.  In a few games I saw players grab the uniforms of the other players to pull them off the ball.  In one case the player being grabbed almost had his shorts pulled right off.  In each case the ref called a foul but there was no card.  Why isnt such a blatant violation carded in all cases?

I don't think it's seen as a dangerous play and is judged like a normal foul. Normal tackles are usually also a blatant violation of the rules.

Normal fouls can be carded in certain situations though, like the professional "i'll just stop this counter attack from ever happening" foul.

except that normal tackles are arguably part of the game.  If I understand correctly the difference between a foul and a good tackle is if the defender got to the ball before making contact.  The analogy to basketball is that every foul is intentional in the sense that the player meant to do it but most fouls are commited while attempting to do something that was a legitimate action - eg trying to block a shot, take a charge or get a steal.  It seems to me that pulling on a jersey to pull someone off the ball is never part of a legitimate action.

I agree. And actually, in FIFA's rulebook it says that it should be cautioned. I guess it's just so frequent the refs really can't enforce it consistently.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 05:53:38 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 05:43:38 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 02, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
It seems to me that pulling on a jersey to pull someone off the ball is never part of a legitimate action.

It isn't. Yet it has become part and parcel of the game as it is played.
Look at corner kick situations. Inside the box, there's a scramble and lots of holding and contact.
To my recollection, only once has a penalty ever been given for shirt-grabbing inside the box, and it befell Norway against Brazil in the 1998 World Cup. It was so rare that Moroccans still insist we paid the referee and signed some huge dried cod contract at favourable prices with Brazil, as the Moroccans went out.

If you look up my avatar, Claudio Gentile, on YouTube, there'll be plenty of ugly defending to be seen.

And if you want an EPL example of defenders grabbing during corners, every liverpool game I watched last year had their defenders mugging people.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU SKRTEL.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 05:57:45 PM
Soccer is a man's game and if you can't handle a little argybargy shirt tugging and a few blows to the midsection then you should gtfo imo
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 05:57:45 PM
Soccer is a man's game and if you can't handle a little argybargy shirt tugging and a few blows to the midsection then you should gtfo imo

I was expecting Skrtel or sakho to start knifing people. It was that blatant.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 06:04:31 PM
NFL and big name college football are going to sell out every game; they have no need to cultivate fans. 

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:04:46 PM
Certain players have gotten away with stuff on the pitch that would send you right in the local lockup if it happened on the street.

Like Harald "Toni"Schumacher against Patrick Battiston in 1982.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTOnClKCJc

Notice the nice Winston ciggie signs. Close-up photo:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbundesligafanatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Furl-1.jpeg&hash=c47ea761141b64db7844396c45c2402fdf83b2da)

Schumacher basically punches him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 05:57:45 PM
Soccer is a man's game and if you can't handle a little argybargy shirt tugging and a few blows to the midsection then you should gtfo imo

I was expecting Skrtel or sakho to start knifing people. It was that blatant.

Rodgers is an enabler and should be prosecuted by the crown authorities or whatever backward legal system they have in that third world country.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 05:57:45 PM
Soccer is a man's game and if you can't handle a little argybargy shirt tugging and a few blows to the midsection then you should gtfo imo

I was expecting Skrtel or sakho to start knifing people. It was that blatant.

Rodgers is an enabler and should be prosecuted by the crown authorities or whatever backward legal system they have in that third world country.

Rodgers should be fined for letting Stirling have that haircut.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 06:15:46 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:04:46 PM
Certain players have gotten away with stuff on the pitch that would send you right in the local lockup if it happened on the street.

Like Harald "Toni"Schumacher against Patrick Battiston in 1982.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTOnClKCJc

Notice the nice Winston ciggie signs. Close-up photo:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbundesligafanatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Furl-1.jpeg&hash=c47ea761141b64db7844396c45c2402fdf83b2da)

Schumacher basically punches him.

They mentioned this on TV, wondered what it looked like.

82 was not a glorious year for the Krauts, was it?  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 06:17:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 05:57:45 PM
Soccer is a man's game and if you can't handle a little argybargy shirt tugging and a few blows to the midsection then you should gtfo imo

I was expecting Skrtel or sakho to start knifing people. It was that blatant.

Rodgers is an enabler and should be prosecuted by the crown authorities or whatever backward legal system they have in that third world country.

Rodgers should be fined for letting Stirling have that haircut.

Stirling is alright by me, he's impregnated like twenty women or something. Good kid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:36:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 06:15:46 PM

82 was not a glorious year for the Krauts, was it?  :lol:

They reached the final, and had a few outstanding players. A very experienced midfield enforcer in Paul Breitner, Schumacher in goal (who was usually very solid) and Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, one of the finest forwards of his generation. Then they met Italy, a team that had perfected the so-called catenaccio. A very solid defence, and one single forward who could win games: Paulo Rossi. I think he was banned for a few seasons due to irregularities. Italy was the most destructive team to have won a World Cup, I think. Their tactics were rotten and dirty, yet I have some grudging respect for say Gentile, who was a destroyer of quality players in almost every game. He had Maradona and Zico in his pocket.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 06:57:04 PM
I meant from an ethical point of view.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 02, 2014, 07:35:26 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://youtu.be/d6z7-u7EZ1g  :D

Keith Olberman caring about something is good tv, the man has pathos.
Keith Olberman not caring about something is as boring as watching grass grow or paint dry.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 07:35:32 PM
Well that is one way to slow down the mighty French attack.  For a second I was like 'how did Battiston not score?'  You have to be conscious to score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 02, 2014, 07:42:09 PM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 07:58:30 PM
 :lmfao:

How timely
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 02, 2014, 07:35:26 PM
Keith Olberman caring about something is good tv, the man has pathos.

:yuk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 08:03:39 PM
Timmy Howard and US Soccer have conquered the world's hearts :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 02, 2014, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
What do you mean by incredible, Norgeswiener?

Incredibly high.
A lot of hardcore fans buy their season tickets.
Arsenal charged 985 pounds for a season ticket in 2013. That's expensive. The cheapest was Manchester City at 299.

How many home games?

The Habs have 12k season ticket holders, a 10 years waiting list & a ticket cost, on average, 10k$.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:04:46 PM
Certain players have gotten away with stuff on the pitch that would send you right in the local lockup if it happened on the street.

Like Harald "Toni"Schumacher against Patrick Battiston in 1982.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTOnClKCJc

Notice the nice Winston ciggie signs. Close-up photo:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbundesligafanatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Furl-1.jpeg&hash=c47ea761141b64db7844396c45c2402fdf83b2da)

Schumacher basically punches him.

How is it that soccer becomes popular in America now when it was unpopular with stuff like this happened?

Also, how are we to believe their is a god in the world when Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't come along until after that era ended?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2014, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:39:46 PM
Being Mexican-American I hold allegiance to both Mexico and USA at soccer matches, though when they face each other I always root for America.
Was this well known here? :unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 02, 2014, 09:22:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2014, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:39:46 PM
Being Mexican-American I hold allegiance to both Mexico and USA at soccer matches, though when they face each other I always root for America.
Was this well known here? :unsure:

More importantly, does ICE know?  :hmm: :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 02, 2014, 09:27:19 PM
I thought it was clear funk rooted fit the US.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 10:43:51 PM
My family never moved. It was the goddamn border that moved. :ultra:  :P

I also rooted for Mexico and got mad when the Dutch kicked them out.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 02, 2014, 11:43:33 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 10:43:51 PM
My family never moved. It was the goddamn border that moved. :ultra:  :P

I also rooted for Mexico and got mad when the Dutch kicked them out.  :(

So you're Navajo?  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 02, 2014, 11:52:26 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 10:43:51 PM
My family never moved. It was the goddamn border that moved. :ultra:  :P

Your ancestors heroically stood up to the oppression of the foul dictator Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna eh?  Glad to hear it. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 03, 2014, 01:46:45 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 02, 2014, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 02, 2014, 12:39:46 PM
Being Mexican-American I hold allegiance to both Mexico and USA at soccer matches, though when they face each other I always root for America.
Was this well known here? :unsure:
yes, yes it was.
Though he really is a Mexi-flip-American.

:P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 03, 2014, 04:12:25 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 03, 2014, 06:09:58 AM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:36:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 02, 2014, 06:15:46 PM

82 was not a glorious year for the Krauts, was it?  :lol:

They reached the final, and had a few outstanding players. A very experienced midfield enforcer in Paul Breitner, Schumacher in goal (who was usually very solid) and Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, one of the finest forwards of his generation. Then they met Italy, a team that had perfected the so-called catenaccio. A very solid defence, and one single forward who could win games: Paulo Rossi. I think he was banned for a few seasons due to irregularities. Italy was the most destructive team to have won a World Cup, I think. Their tactics were rotten and dirty, yet I have some grudging respect for say Gentile, who was a destroyer of quality players in almost every game. He had Maradona and Zico in his pocket.

...and Italy won beating the best Brasil's side since 1970, young Maradona's Argentina, and a solid if uninspired (how odd...) Germany :yeah:
Yes, Rossi was back to played football just months before the start ofthe WC, he was suspended two years for irregular betting.
He was chosren instead of Roberto Pruzzo, ROma's forward and Serie A's Top scorer for a couple seasons. Roma fans are still grudging about it, but history tells the coach was right.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 03, 2014, 07:04:52 AM
Quote from: Norgy on July 02, 2014, 06:04:46 PM
Certain players have gotten away with stuff on the pitch that would send you right in the local lockup if it happened on the street.

Like Harald "Toni"Schumacher against Patrick Battiston in 1982.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTOnClKCJc

Notice the nice Winston ciggie signs. Close-up photo:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbundesligafanatic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Furl-1.jpeg&hash=c47ea761141b64db7844396c45c2402fdf83b2da)

Schumacher basically punches him.
I wonder if he's related to Michael.  They seem to have the same relationship with ethics.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 02:18:23 AM
Apparently a FIFA official complained about all the drunkards in the stadiums.

Which is rather funny.

Because selling alcohol in stadiums in Brazil was banned by law a few years ago, because of violent and lethal incidents.

And FIFA insisted the law be repealed for the duration of the World Cup (in favor of their "beer" producing sponsor, obviously), despite resistance from, well, everyone in Brazil.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 03:06:48 AM
Maybe distributing pot to counter the drunktards is the answer.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 05:36:07 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.zeit.de%2Fsport%2F2014-07%2Ffs-fussball-wm-politik-bilder%2F04-dpa-Picture-Alliance-49562486-HighRes.jpg&hash=c95992637ba432d6766580816546d33237bbe452)

German foreign minister Steinmeier in Berlin, watching the game Germany-Ghana with his wife (right) and Ghana's ambassador (left). He seems to be the only one who's happy to be in this photograph.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 04, 2014, 09:51:51 AM
I will cheer for Germany tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 10:04:23 AM
At least Germany didnt have to go through Belguim to get to France this time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 10:05:12 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.

:yes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 10:04:23 AM
At least Germany didnt have to go through Belguim to get to France this time.

They might have to go through a French player as in 1982 (hopefully not). :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2014, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.
He's right though
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 04, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.

ESPN hired him as an analyst for the World Cup, he is getting paid to express his opinion. :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 10:55:07 AM
(https://www.google.at/logos/doodles/2014/world-cup-2014-48-6048600849121280-hp.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Home in time, steak in the pan, beer opened.

Let the game begin!

I think Germany will lose, necessitating a change of avatar. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 10:57:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2014, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.
He's right though

Nope. Impossible to play an open, attacking game of soccer when opponents like Belgium and Germany completely outclass you in every category. The best we could do in those situations is defend well and play on the counter. Losing Altidore also forced a drastic change in Klinsmann's plans. I'm no fan of Altidore (he's a big lug who can't score against decent defenders) but he's unfortunately our best option as an out-and-out lone striker. Portugal was our best game and I think we were very fluid and attacking in that one.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 10:58:44 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 04, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.

ESPN hired him as an analyst for the World Cup, he is getting paid to express his opinion. :huh:

If only I could get paid for expressing bad opinions. I'd be a millionaire.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 04, 2014, 11:33:04 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 10:58:44 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 04, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.

ESPN hired him as an analyst for the World Cup, he is getting paid to express his opinion. :huh:

If only I could get paid for expressing bad opinions. I'd be a millionaire.  :(
:D  And in the meanwhile, Germany's up 1-0

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 11:49:22 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 04, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Landon Donovan has been having a moan in the press, criticizing Klinsmann's tactics saying he wasn't attacking enough. :huh:

Dude just needs to stfu and get over the fact he couldn't fit into the team. I can see why Klinsy left him at home. What a fucking loser. Shameful.

ESPN hired him as an analyst for the World Cup, he is getting paid to express his opinion. :huh:

When a person is paid to give their opinion they should ensure their opinion is worthy of the payment.

edit: Funkmunk beat me to it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 11:57:26 AM
Allez!
:frog:




:(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 12:00:30 PM
I'm a bit underwhelmed by the match so far, to be honest.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 12:02:11 PM
Yeah it's a bit shit. USA - BEL was a lot more watchable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 12:12:36 PM
At least both have nice national anthems.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
Cool result.  Germany will be there to stop Columbia in case Brazil fails. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 01:00:16 PM
À
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 11:57:26 AM
Allez!
:frog:




:(

à la maison !
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 01:01:04 PM
Fuck Germany they're really boring  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 01:02:07 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 01:00:16 PM
À
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 11:57:26 AM
Allez!
:frog:




:(

à la maison !

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 01:05:53 PM
This time the Schlieffen Plan worked.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zoupa on July 04, 2014, 01:06:34 PM
I hate everything and everybody  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 01:07:56 PM
Woot!

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 01:08:39 PM
Well, that was a lot of work in the midday heat.

But: :yeah: :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 04, 2014, 01:11:04 PM
Dull game. Whatever. :-)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 04, 2014, 01:25:26 PM
At least this time the defense seemed to know what it was doing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
Cool result.  Germany will be there to stop Columbia in case Brazil fails.

Costa Rica over Colombia in the final.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 04, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Colombians got this one
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 01:58:44 PM
Countries starting with "C" have been doing well. I shall diligently work to rename Norway Corway for the next World Cup.  :uffda: :shifty:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 04, 2014, 02:05:57 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 04, 2014, 01:25:26 PM
At least this time the defense seemed to know what it was doing.

Yeah, when they shut out the US the German defence played like anyone could have scored on them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
They were: Like Frauleins meeting GIs.

Löw ate a booger tonight.
http://www.nrk.no/sport/low-fortsatte-med-uvanen-1.11815600
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 03:35:03 PM
:( :frog: :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 04, 2014, 03:38:15 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 01:58:44 PM
Countries starting with "C" have been doing well. I shall diligently work to rename Norway Corway for the next World Cup.  :uffda: :shifty:

One day, China will win and Mono will have a heart attack.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 04, 2014, 03:42:45 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Colombians got this one

Brazil is up 1-0.  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 03:45:30 PM
What good is that spray line if the brazillians can run and block the free kick anyway?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 04, 2014, 03:54:26 PM
I slept through the French game.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:54:39 PM
 :cry:

Worst.  World Cup.  Ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:32:37 PM
What a shitty ref.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 04:33:41 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖ :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 04:34:12 PM
Is this the first legit goal by David Luiz? The yellow card seems unwarranted.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 04:34:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:54:39 PM
:cry:

Worst.  World Cup.  Ever.

Worse than 2002 or 2010 ?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 04, 2014, 04:39:46 PM
2-0 Brazil. :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:42:47 PM
Why was the goalie standing behind the wall, shouldn't he have the far away corner with the wall protecting the short? Not that it was a bad kick, but it looked saveable by a correctly placed goalkeeper.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:45:09 PM
And why wasn't the goalie expelled? Taking down a player who would've scored as the last man?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:54:00 PM
The guy who injured Neymar needs police protection.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 05:01:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:54:00 PM
The guy who injured Neymar needs police protection.

He won't need it if he's going back to Colombia immediately.  :smarty:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 04, 2014, 05:12:49 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 04:45:09 PM
And why wasn't the goalie expelled? Taking down a player who would've scored as the last man?

There was a defender close by.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 04, 2014, 05:15:19 PM
David Luiz got the crowd to applaud James Rodriguez. Classy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 05:18:47 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 04, 2014, 05:15:19 PM
David Luiz got the crowd to applaud James Rodriguez. Classy.

Aye, they said that James was the youngest player after Pele to score 6 goals in a WC. Deserves applause.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 04, 2014, 05:38:07 PM
Yet another victory for the status quo.  This will ensure that one of the finalists will be a previous WC winner :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 04, 2014, 05:44:45 PM
 <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 05:49:03 PM
Costa Rica and Belgium can still provide hope in these dark times.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
Looks like Neymar isn't going to be ready for the semis.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 04, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Colombians got this one
or not
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 06:20:00 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Colombians got this one
or not

New Tamas!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 04, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
I was expecting Brazil to win this world cup but an injury to neymar on a team short of attack options could be deadly
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 04, 2014, 06:22:14 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 06:20:00 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Colombians got this one
or not

New Tamas!
lol I only made one prediction!  Well that and Germany taking it, but I made that at the beginning
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 06:26:32 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 04, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
I was expecting Brazil to win this world cup but an injury to neymar on a team short of attack options could be deadly

Hulk was useless in this game, but in a better way than in previous games. So that's an upwards going form.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 04, 2014, 06:32:49 PM
The mighty status quo will not be deterred due to a single injury. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on July 04, 2014, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
Looks like Neymar isn't going to be ready for the semis.

They're now saying he has a fractured vertebrae and will be out of the rest of the Cup.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2014, 07:20:20 PM
Well that's Brazil out of the equation. I hear Fred burst out in tears when he got the message, I guess he knows the country will be expecting him to actually do stuff now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 07:26:19 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 07:20:20 PM
Well that's Brazil out of the equation. I hear Fred burst out in tears when he got the message, I guess he knows the country will be expecting him to actually do stuff now.

Ouch  :XD: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 04, 2014, 07:28:09 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 07:20:20 PM
Well that's Brazil out of the equation. I hear Fred burst out in tears when he got the message, I guess he knows the country will be expecting him to actually do stuff now.
:lol:

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 07:35:28 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHy3r7XSl.png&hash=5e00ac7f5568b14bcc85accf1c024ce734705fd7)


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FldT5P5Gl.jpg&hash=86e0ade47157af16c16816d935395b01bbd549d9)

:o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 04, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
:unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2014, 04:34:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 04, 2014, 03:54:39 PM
:cry:

Worst.  World Cup.  Ever.

Worse than 2002 or 2010 ?

I may have been talking out of emotion there.  At least in 2002 the US advanced.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 04, 2014, 07:40:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 04, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
:unsure:

Gigantic flesh eating insect on his arm. :secret:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 04, 2014, 07:43:24 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fe5Ju28Q.jpg&hash=8a6de6639e2fe1390e5fa117e7ddf65fb6fc7325)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:33:00 PM
After such an exiting group phase, this knockout stage has brought back the boring world cup :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 04, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:33:00 PM
After such an exiting group phase, this knockout stage has brought back the boring world cup :bleeding:

1990 was really quite boring.  This one is fine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 04, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
WTF was up with the referee in the Brazil match?  Did he bet his life savings on when the first yellow card would come out?

Apart from that, I was a little surprised that soccer medics don't use a backboard.  It was clear that Neymar's back was injured, possibly seriously.  I winced when they were just rolling him into that box like a rag doll.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 04, 2014, 11:08:31 PM
Quote from: dps on July 04, 2014, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
Looks like Neymar isn't going to be ready for the semis.

They're now saying he has a fractured vertebrae and will be out of the rest of the Cup.

:pinch:

I guess that increases Germany's chances of advancing, though. And if Brazil loses in the semis, they can always say that it was only because of Neymar not being there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on July 04, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:33:00 PM
After such an exiting group phase, this knockout stage has brought back the boring world cup :bleeding:

In group play, it seemed like everyone was actually trying to win, instead of the stereotype of the strong teams just playing for a draw against each other and then beating up on the weak sides.  But now in the knockout stages, they seem to be trying to get to penalties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 01:07:28 AM
Quote from: dps on July 04, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
In group play, it seemed like everyone was actually trying to win, instead of the stereotype of the strong teams just playing for a draw against each other and then beating up on the weak sides.  But now in the knockout stages, they seem to be trying to get to penalties.

I have a different read.  I think the both teams have been playing cautiously in their first halves: the favorites because they think they can win any game, except one where they dig themselves a 2-0 hole, and the underdogs because they think they can win a compressed, one half game more easily than if they go end to end for 90 minutes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 04:35:34 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:15:43 AM
Important stuff, who folds his arms better in the player presentations?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:21:49 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:15:43 AM
Important stuff, who folds his arms better in the player presentations?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html)

:lol:

I was wondering from day 1 why they made the players do that, it looks ridiculous. The only one not looking stupid might be the winner, so I guess slate is on to something here.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:23:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:21:49 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:15:43 AM
Important stuff, who folds his arms better in the player presentations?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html)

:lol:

I was wondering from day 1 why they made the players do that, it looks ridiculous. The only one not looking stupid might be the winner, so I guess slate is on to something here.

It can look cool, but the potential for ridiculousness is very high.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:30:56 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 04, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
Apart from that, I was a little surprised that soccer medics don't use a backboard.  It was clear that Neymar's back was injured, possibly seriously.  I winced when they were just rolling him into that box like a rag doll.

At least they stopped running with him when he almost fell off and screamed out in pain from bouncing all over in the stretcher.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 07:45:33 AM
Tonight is the night.  The World Cup belongs to the Europeans and South Americans. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 05, 2014, 07:59:51 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 01:07:28 AM
Quote from: dps on July 04, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
In group play, it seemed like everyone was actually trying to win, instead of the stereotype of the strong teams just playing for a draw against each other and then beating up on the weak sides.  But now in the knockout stages, they seem to be trying to get to penalties.

I have a different read.  I think the both teams have been playing cautiously in their first halves: the favorites because they think they can win any game, except one where they dig themselves a 2-0 hole, and the underdogs because they think they can win a compressed, one half game more easily than if they go end to end for 90 minutes.

I heard one of the British analysts on ESPN radio say that the group round is about winning to advance.  The knockout round is about not losing.

It makes sense to me.  I don't know enough to know whether it is true or not.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 08:02:45 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:23:00 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:21:49 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 05, 2014, 06:15:43 AM
Important stuff, who folds his arms better in the player presentations?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html)

:lol:

I was wondering from day 1 why they made the players do that, it looks ridiculous. The only one not looking stupid might be the winner, so I guess slate is on to something here.

It can look cool, but the potential for ridiculousness is very high.  :lol:

Benoit Assou-Ekotto always struck me as a really cool guy who plays professional soccer just for the fun of it. His picture just confirms that.  :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FfRhjkiY.gif&hash=823d0a4f52d710d488d5405fa249071c54cf3d92)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 08:26:17 AM
My day today.

Watch the Argentina game at my brother's house at noon.

Take train to downtown Toronto to watch 4pm Holland game.

Take streetcar to BMO field to watch Bradley return for Toronto FC game at 7 pm.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 09:37:02 AM
Not a proper sports day without Tour de France.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 05, 2014, 10:23:47 AM
I don't know who will win in Argentina vs. Belgium, but it will happen in extra time.

Holland will end the Costa Rican dream. But I'll probably put money on CR regardless.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 11:17:23 AM
Quote from: Tamas on July 05, 2014, 10:23:47 AM
I don't know who will win in Argentina vs. Belgium, but it will happen in extra time.


:shutup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 11:19:09 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 09:37:02 AM
Not a proper sports day without Tour de France.

Ah, the world championship of doping.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
No matter how many times I see him play Messi still manages to amaze me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 11:47:53 AM
I agree. Masterclass in technique, balance, vision and swift change of pace.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 05, 2014, 12:20:32 PM
GO BELGIUM!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fb0yqgx3od%2FDSCF1430.jpg&hash=2ee3bae01eff63667f4f2c0cafef9cd1dc1ccf91)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 12:40:53 PM
I would've thought there were Leffe, Stella and paedo vending machines in Belgium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 12:49:25 PM
Vive la Belgique. :weep: :waffle:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 01:00:23 PM
I thought the ref was very good to day, particularly in laughing off players complaining about calls.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 05, 2014, 01:00:36 PM
:(

I hope that Netherlands win tonight, and that next weekend we see Brazil-Argentina and Netherlands-Germany for the inherent rivalries in those match ups.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 01:01:55 PM
Another meh 1/4 final game...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 01:01:59 PM
Excellent. Now for the asshole Dutch to lose to the plucky Costa Ricans.  :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 01:16:49 PM
Costa Rica is the last hope in the battle against Mono. Don't fail us.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 05, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 01:16:49 PM
Costa Rica is the last hope in the battle against Mono. Don't fail us.

So are the Dutch, though, because they've also never been champions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 05, 2014, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: Tamas on July 05, 2014, 10:23:47 AM
I don't know who will win in Argentina vs. Belgium, but it will happen in extra time.
:lol: Don't ever change, Tamas.  Seriously, I've got a lot of money with bookies on the line.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zoupa on July 05, 2014, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:33:00 PM
After such an exiting group phase, this knockout stage has brought back the boring world cup :bleeding:

Pretty much... Its too bad really. None of these games will be remembered.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 02:49:59 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on July 05, 2014, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 04, 2014, 08:33:00 PM
After such an exiting group phase, this knockout stage has brought back the boring world cup :bleeding:

Pretty much... Its too bad really. None of these games will be remembered.

Not by anyone except their own fans. We can always hope the semis will be great. And that the final won't be like in 1990. :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 05, 2014, 03:28:52 PM
Regardless of the quality of matches, you know what really annoys me about the World Cup?

How bland it's become. There's almost no local atmosphere from the stadiums. The broadcasts might as well come from European stadiums, and hardcore fans have been priced out of tickets (as a commentator mentioned even league games at the new Maracana are out of reach now for most average fans). Music instruments, flagpoles etc. are verboten.

The stadiums all look pretty much the same.

And I can imagine it's as bland in the stadiums where you're accosted not to local specialties, but only the sponsor approved beers and snacks, and if you want to pay without cash you can only pay with the sponsor's credit card. It's like going to a foreign country, and then avoiding all local food in favor of international franchise chains.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 05, 2014, 04:45:33 PM
I don't know how Robben makes it through a day in his life when it seems every time he brushes up against something he must fall down.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 04:58:41 PM
 :rolleyes:

Assistant ref is a dead ringer for Gollum.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 05, 2014, 05:18:37 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 05, 2014, 03:28:52 PM
Regardless of the quality of matches, you know what really annoys me about the World Cup?

How bland it's become. There's almost no local atmosphere from the stadiums. The broadcasts might as well come from European stadiums, and hardcore fans have been priced out of tickets (as a commentator mentioned even league games at the new Maracana are out of reach now for most average fans). Music instruments, flagpoles etc. are verboten.

The stadiums all look pretty much the same.

And I can imagine it's as bland in the stadiums where you're accosted not to local specialties, but only the sponsor approved beers and snacks, and if you want to pay without cash you can only pay with the sponsor's credit card. It's like going to a foreign country, and then avoiding all local food in favor of international franchise chains.

Dude you have basically described a problem with sports everywhere.  It is one of the reasons I love College Baseball.  A sport I love that is unpopular enough that common joes like me can actually afford to go and it is not massively profitable so the University contracts local food trucks to do the concessions.  I can take my family and get decent food and enjoy a sport I love and we all have cheers and so forth...of course even there they have all these rules about you cannot bring in flags and stupid crap like that.  We used to have tons of flags.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
God I hate the dutch
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
God I hate the dutch
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
That new goalie was annoying.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 05:54:18 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
God I hate the dutch

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:55:20 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
God I hate the dutch
never forget Nuremberg.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 05:57:08 PM
Bah.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
That new goalie was annoying.

He should have been booked but he is good at stopping penalties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:08:16 PM
Mission accomplished.  All North American, Asian and African teams out.  Victory for the status quo. 

The next stage is to get rid of Netherlands to ensure that only a team that has won a WC before will win it this time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 06:09:24 PM
You're some sort of Asian Illuminati-Templar-Freemason aren't you?  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:17:31 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 05, 2014, 06:09:24 PM
You're some sort of Asian Illuminati-Templar-Freemason aren't you?  :hmm:

I just want a predictable World Cup  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 05, 2014, 06:21:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:08:16 PM
Mission accomplished.  All North American, Asian and African teams out.  Victory for the status quo. 

The next stage is to get rid of Netherlands to ensure that only a team that has won a WC before will win it this time.

You also need to get rid of Germany so a South American team wins in South America. :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 05, 2014, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:08:16 PM
Mission accomplished.  All North American, Asian and African teams out.  Victory for the status quo. 

The next stage is to get rid of Netherlands to ensure that only a team that has won a WC before will win it this time.

I think you lost here. Costa rica was not going to win the wc, but the dutch might. Sure the dutch are favored under your system, but no one will remember this match. The bigger picture is who will be champion.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 05, 2014, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:08:16 PM
Mission accomplished.  All North American, Asian and African teams out.  Victory for the status quo. 

The next stage is to get rid of Netherlands to ensure that only a team that has won a WC before will win it this time.

I think you lost here. Costa rica was not going to win the wc, but the dutch might. Sure the dutch are favored under your system, but no one will remember this match. The bigger picture is who will be champion.

But Costa Rica and Netherlands are very different.  Netherlands winning the WC is like Spain winning it last time.  Regrettable, but doesn't really kill the system.  I am fine with supporting Netherlands in the future.  But Costa Rica winning it is the end of the world.  Can you imagine supporting the Costa Rican team for the rest of your life?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:25:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 05, 2014, 06:21:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:08:16 PM
Mission accomplished.  All North American, Asian and African teams out.  Victory for the status quo. 

The next stage is to get rid of Netherlands to ensure that only a team that has won a WC before will win it this time.

You also need to get rid of Germany so a South American team wins in South America. :contract:

That's like icing on the cake :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 05, 2014, 06:28:51 PM
One year, you get a cake without icing. Maybe the next time you get a pie instead. Or a doughnut.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 05, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
I don't like Van Persie. He looks like a douche.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 05, 2014, 06:28:51 PM
One year, you get a cake without icing. Maybe the next time you get a pie instead. Or a doughnut.  :P

I have my priorities straight -

1. (Crucial) The World Cup stays in European and South American hands.

2. (important) The World Cup is won by a team that has won it before.

3. (nice to have) The World Cup is won by a team from the same continent where the tournament is held.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 05, 2014, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM
God I hate the dutch

:nelson: again
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 05, 2014, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
That new goalie was annoying.

He should have been booked but he is good at stopping penalties.

Van Gaal is a genius.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
I don't get the Dutch hate.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 06:37:32 PM
Van Gaal is a mad genius. If he wasn't so good at football he'd be in an insane asylum.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 05, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
I don't like Van Persie. He looks like a douche.

He's a well known mental case too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 05, 2014, 06:41:16 PM
Watching in a London pub where everyone was cheering for Costa Rica for some reason: annoying.
Jumping around screaming like a maniac in my orange gear among hundreds of bummed out people: priceless
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
I don't get the Dutch hate.

I only heard this game on the radio, but judging from the commentator Robben was flapping all around again. They're the Portugal of Northern Europe.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
I don't get the Dutch hate.

I only heard this game on the radio, but judging from the commentator Robben was flapping all around again. They're the Portugal of Northern Europe.

Wow, still bitter about not making it to the WC.  :lol:
All teams dive and flop but some people like Müller or Robben profit from it since they are more "popular" among the referees.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 06:51:02 PM
I just dislike Robben, van Persie, and Sneijder. I hope they never win anything.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
I don't get the Dutch hate.

I only heard this game on the radio, but judging from the commentator Robben was flapping all around again. They're the Portugal of Northern Europe.

Wow, still bitter about not making it to the WC.  :lol:
All teams dive and flop but some people like Müller or Robben profit from it since they are more "popular" among the referees.

I don't think I can blame Robben or Holland for that. :huh:

Also, yes, if I were to hate all divers I'd be out of a sport, but Robben does it more annoyingly than others. Can't explain it, there probably isn't any explanation.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:59:48 PM
The penalties I saw called for Robben looked pretty legit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 05, 2014, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
I don't get the Dutch hate.

I only heard this game on the radio, but judging from the commentator Robben was flapping all around again. They're the Portugal of Northern Europe.

Wow, still bitter about not making it to the WC.  :lol:
All teams dive and flop but some people like Müller or Robben profit from it since they are more "popular" among the referees.

I don't think I can blame Robben or Holland for that. :huh:

Also, yes, if I were to hate all divers I'd be out of a sport, but Robben does it more annoyingly than others. Can't explain it, there probably isn't any explanation.

If said popularity is linked to the "relationship" with Blatter and/or Platini, you can blame Holland, Germany, Brazil (home advantage), France (referees were blind until the game vs Germany) or whoever else.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 07:34:29 PM
Please god let there be an Argentina - Brazil final at the Maracana and then have a Messi hat trick in a 5-0 demolition of Brazil.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 07:34:29 PM
Please god let there be an Argentina - Brazil final at the Maracanã and then have a Messi hat trick in a 5-0 demolition of Brazil.

So you want a revolution in the Americas ? Commie!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 07:40:36 PM
I want the most hilarious comedy possible to happen, and if that happened I wouldn't stop laughing for days.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 05, 2014, 07:47:21 PM
With the Neymar injury I'm sort of rooting for Brazil now. It is sort of weird to think of Brazil as the underdogs, but with the way the team has played and without its star, they sort of are.

Have to also root for the dutch, because of mono.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 05, 2014, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 05, 2014, 07:34:29 PM
Please god let there be an Argentina - Brazil final at the Maracana and then have a Messi hat trick in a 5-0 demolition of Brazil.
people would die. Not from disappointment. I mean literally die.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 05, 2014, 08:17:26 PM
Has there been any football related riots yet?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 05, 2014, 08:51:54 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 05, 2014, 07:47:21 PM


Have to also root for the dutch, because of mono.  :P

I have yet to meet anybody in real life or online who likes my WC system.  Everybody is against it, including my wife.  As soon as I say anything on this topic, what usually happens is everybody roots for the guys that I am against.

But I usually win.  See, the previous WC winners also happen to be the best teams in the world.  The Asian, North American and African teams are the underdogs.  So I usually win in my predictions.  I got 100% accuracy in all 4 quarterfinal matches, for example  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 05, 2014, 08:58:37 PM
Well, if you look at how the teams did in 2010, the Dutch would now be the favorite.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Couple things.

1. Why is this thread unstickied?
2. What happened to the Brazilian samba drums? You'd always hear them at world cups when Brazil played. I haven't heard them this time around
3. Ok...so the world is normal, and the usual suspects are in the final four. That said, I don't think there's been a dominant team this world cup. Neither of the final four have been totally amazing
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 05, 2014, 10:16:24 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
1. Why is this thread unstickied?

I know, for a brief moment I had a hope that it was all over. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 05, 2014, 10:44:56 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Couple things.

1. Why is this thread unstickied?


US lost, so i don't care anymore!!!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 06, 2014, 12:50:35 AM
According to Wikipedia this would be the 13th time Germany makes it into the Final Four of the tournament, more than any other team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 06, 2014, 07:42:29 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
2. What happened to the Brazilian samba drums? You'd always hear them at world cups when Brazil played. I haven't heard them this time around

Apparently musical instruments are banned in the stadiums.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 06, 2014, 07:57:15 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 06, 2014, 07:42:29 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
2. What happened to the Brazilian samba drums? You'd always hear them at world cups when Brazil played. I haven't heard them this time around

Apparently musical instruments are banned in the stadiums.

You can blame South Africa for that one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 06, 2014, 12:43:19 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 05, 2014, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
That new goalie was annoying.

He should have been booked but he is good at stopping penalties.

Van Gaal is a genius.
Totally agreed. I watched the game till the end of regular time, then when this morning i've read that VG kept one of his substitutions for the keeper at 120', I was 'he's a fucking genius'.


L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 06, 2014, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 06, 2014, 12:43:19 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 05, 2014, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 05, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 05, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
That new goalie was annoying.

He should have been booked but he is good at stopping penalties.

Van Gaal is a genius.
Totally agreed. I watched the game till the end of regular time, then when this morning i've read that VG kept one of his substitutions for the keeper at 120', I was 'he's a fucking genius'.


L.

Apparently Krul has been doing nothing but penalty training for the last 7 weeks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 06, 2014, 06:46:42 PM
I'm surprised that the idea of a penalty shootout ringer goalkeeper never occurred to anyone before.  It seems like a no-brainer to me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 06, 2014, 06:52:34 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 06, 2014, 06:46:42 PM
I'm surprised that the idea of a penalty shootout ringer goalkeeper never occurred to anyone before.  It seems like a no-brainer to me.

It requires you to save a substitution for the 120th minute, which is something you can only afford if you're playing a lesser team, but really can't score and don't have the balls or the bench width to put in an extra attacker.

If you're under pressure at all in the extra time you'll want a fresh midfielder or defender instead.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 06, 2014, 07:15:35 PM
The Dutch need to lose in their next match.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 06, 2014, 08:15:06 PM
Actually, while it is a big risk, the ideal outcome may be a win. The dutch losing in the finals is becoming a pedictable tradition.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 06, 2014, 08:45:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 06, 2014, 08:15:06 PM
Actually, while it is a big risk, the ideal outcome may be a win. The dutch losing in the finals is becoming a pedictable tradition.

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:21:40 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 06, 2014, 07:57:15 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 06, 2014, 07:42:29 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
2. What happened to the Brazilian samba drums? You'd always hear them at world cups when Brazil played. I haven't heard them this time around

Apparently musical instruments are banned in the stadiums.

You can blame South Africa for that one.

I know the lame horn things sucked but come on now. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:24:19 AM
If it gets rid of the electric bees then it's worth it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 07, 2014, 08:31:58 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 04, 2014, 05:49:03 PM
Costa Rica and Belgium can still provide hope in these dark times.

:cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 07, 2014, 08:32:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:21:40 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 06, 2014, 07:57:15 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 06, 2014, 07:42:29 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 05, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
2. What happened to the Brazilian samba drums? You'd always hear them at world cups when Brazil played. I haven't heard them this time around

Apparently musical instruments are banned in the stadiums.

You can blame South Africa for that one.

I know the lame horn things sucked but come on now.

Vuvuzelas ruined radio & TV broadcasts all over the world. That's unacceptable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:35:16 AM
The thing that ruined the 2010 World Cup were the shitty games.  And France sucking ass.

The obnoxious horns were the only thing notable about it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:37:12 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:35:16 AM
The thing that ruined the 2010 World Cup were the shitty games.  And France sucking ass.

The obnoxious horns were the only thing notable about it.
i muted several games. And Frances hilarious implosion was half the fun.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:37:12 AM
And Frances hilarious implosion was half the fun.

YOU MOCK MY PAIN!

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:39:37 AM
I think what made this one a bit worse than 2002 and 2010 was that France looked awesome during the first two games, I thought they really had a shot.  Then they just sorta went flat.  Very disappointing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:37:12 AM
And Frances hilarious implosion was half the fun.

YOU MOCK MY PAIN!


come on, if it wasn't your team you'd laugh too. Player rebellion, striking practice, it was a weird display of million dollar cry babies. England tried too that year, but France did it better
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
come on, if it wasn't your team you'd laugh too. Player rebellion, striking practice, it was a weird display of million dollar cry babies. England tried too that year, but France did it better

The icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 07, 2014, 08:48:47 AM
My wife's cousins were at the Argentina-Belgium game.  Their seats were in the 2nd or third row judging by the pics.  Argieland is celebrating like they won it all-- they've tripped up so many times the past several WCs that none of them thought their team would make it this far.

Anyway, my desired outcomes of this final 4 in order of preference:

-Argentina beating Brazil in the final

-Argentina beating Germany in the final

-Netherlands beating Brazil in the final on some semi-controversial call that throws Brazil into chaos
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 07, 2014, 08:53:33 AM
Watching Brazil lose would give me a hardon.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AMThe icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later.

You mean Laurent Blanc's words? IIRC they were slightly taken out of context and were not that damning.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 07, 2014, 09:13:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 07, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
come on, if it wasn't your team you'd laugh too. Player rebellion, striking practice, it was a weird display of million dollar cry babies. England tried too that year, but France did it better

The icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later.

And then, it totally happened.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AMThe icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later.

You mean Laurent Blanc's words? IIRC they were slightly taken out of context and were not that damning.

That a fact?  You have to understand the coverage of French soccer is pretty spotty over here :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AMThe icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later.

You mean Laurent Blanc's words? IIRC they were slightly taken out of context and were not that damning.

That a fact?  You have to understand the coverage of French soccer is pretty spotty over here :P

Well, I'm a bit fuzzy about the details, several years have passed since then after all, but IIRC the gist of Blanc's tirade was that the French youth teams had to improve their talent scouting because way too often they'd pick players based mostly in physical development rather than technique, which would make the national team lose out on technical players down the line. The subtext is that the more physical players would be blacks and the more technical ones whites, but I can't remember if that was said out loud, left unspoken as subtext or a post facto press invention.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 07, 2014, 11:13:12 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 07, 2014, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 08:43:53 AMThe icing on the shit cake was the conspiracy to get more white Frenchmen on the team that was revealed later.

You mean Laurent Blanc's words? IIRC they were slightly taken out of context and were not that damning.

That a fact?  You have to understand the coverage of French soccer is pretty spotty over here :P

Well, I'm a bit fuzzy about the details, several years have passed since then after all, but IIRC the gist of Blanc's tirade was that the French youth teams had to improve their talent scouting because way too often they'd pick players based mostly in physical development rather than technique, which would make the national team lose out on technical players down the line. The subtext is that the more physical players would be blacks and the more technical ones whites, but I can't remember if that was said out loud, left unspoken as subtext or a post facto press invention.

Yep, the real problem was the "racialist" if not outright racist view of the DTN (Direction technique nationale), not Blanc's  which saw tall Blacks as only fit for physical prowess, and North Africans for technical skills. European whites were kind of neglected. Of course, everybody somewhat informed knew about this "racial" view but telling it loud was very un-PC.
This led to French football organisations training many double/dual citizenship youths ending up in in their parents' countries of origin.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 07, 2014, 11:41:05 AM
Good.  We need people completely devoted to la gloire de la France, not peeps who will be taking that spot on the Burkina Faso team should this France thing not work out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 07, 2014, 05:37:07 PM
White power
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 04:02:24 AM
The Brazilian students across the street have removed the flags from their windows.  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 08, 2014, 04:18:49 AM
I am betting on Germany reaching the final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on July 08, 2014, 05:10:07 AM
Quote from: Tamas on July 08, 2014, 04:18:49 AM
I am betting on Germany reaching the final.

Man, I'm so tempted to change my picks based on this tip.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 08, 2014, 05:51:42 AM
 :D My main reason for it is that my joy after the match is guaranteed: if Germany wins I'll be happy for my extra 90 pence (oh hells yeah), if Brazil wins, I will be happy to see Germany out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 06:01:23 AM
Quote from: Tamas on July 08, 2014, 05:51:42 AM
:D My main reason for it is that my joy after the match is guaranteed: if Germany wins I'll be happy for my extra 90 pence (oh hells yeah), if Brazil wins, I will be happy to see Germany out.

I don't know, Brazilian tears will be delicious. But maybe even more so if they lose the final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 08, 2014, 06:13:48 AM
I am obligated to support Brazil, but Germany is fine as well. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 06:53:03 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 06, 2014, 08:15:06 PM
The dutch losing in the finals is becoming a pedictable tradition.

Just like the Dutch losing on penalties. :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 10:13:55 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 06:01:23 AM
Quote from: Tamas on July 08, 2014, 05:51:42 AM
:D My main reason for it is that my joy after the match is guaranteed: if Germany wins I'll be happy for my extra 90 pence (oh hells yeah), if Brazil wins, I will be happy to see Germany out.

I don't know, Brazilian tears will be delicious. But maybe even more so if they lose the final.

I want to see them finish out the cup with two losses.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 10:48:13 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 10:13:55 AM
I want to see them finish out the cup with two losses.

I'm not greedy.  I just want to see them lose one.  Home field advantage seems tough to overcome, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 10:13:55 AM
I want to see them finish out the cup with two losses.

Meh, nobody cares about the 3rd place game. I wouldn't watch it even if the national team plays.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!

Jogo Bonito or death. :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 01:55:09 PM
I suppose an interesting stat will be how many questionable calls Brazil will need to overcome the German side.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 02:04:09 PM
QuoteGerman Team Hoping To Lift Nation's Spirit Following Reports Of 5% Unemployment
SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF • Sports • Womens Sports And Soccer • ISSUE 50•27 • Jul 8, 2014

RIO DE JANEIRO—Aspiring to provide a boost for the beaten down nation, members of the Germany national soccer team expressed hope Tuesday that a victory over Brazil in the World Cup semifinals will help lift up their countrymen following reports that their current unemployment rate sits at 5 percent. "A win today would mean so much to Germany during tough times like these," said midfielder Thomas Muller, confirming that a strong showing on the pitch has the potential to offer a much-needed escape, if only for one afternoon, to a country currently facing the bitter reality of ranking behind four other nations on the Human Development Index. "We know that we can't change the fact that our average countryman's life expectancy is 80.89 years, or that we're still waiting on a high-speed rail line to connect Hanau and Gelnhausen. But maybe, in some small way, we can use this game today to remind everyone that it is still a great thing to be a German." Muller added that he and the team intend on praying before the game for the growing segment of the German population reportedly dissatisfied with their universal health care.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/german-team-hoping-to-lift-nations-spirit-followin,36416/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 08, 2014, 02:06:00 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 01:55:09 PM
I suppose an interesting stat will be how many questionable calls Brazil will need to overcome the German side.

FIFA loves a major soccer powerhouse like Brazil, also playing at home, so they may get lots of close calls.

On the other hand, everyone is talking about this. They may try to salvage credibility by throwing a bunch of calls Germany's way.

But then this is such a high profile game, they may try to call it even to cover up its actions in all the other games.

I'm interested to see which way FIFA goes. The first option will be the most brazen, while the latter two will perhaps be the most nefarious, and lots more corruption is in our future.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 02:07:03 PM
No chance of officiating being done by the rules of the game with no attempts at favouring either side?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 02:07:03 PM
No chance of officiating being done by the rules of the game with no attempts at favouring either side?

Of course. I really doubt FIFA has the balls or the inclination to buy a referee so the home team wins.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 02:18:44 PM
Home team always gets at least a slight advantage on calls, whether it's a FIFA conspiracy or not.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 02:18:44 PM
Home team always gets at least a slight advantage on calls, whether it's a FIFA conspiracy or not.

There is a FIFA conspiracy behind everything.  They basically run the sports world.  They are responsible for all of Cleveland's teams being bad at the same time for decades on end.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Brazil hasn't lost a competitive home game since 1975. :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 02:39:32 PM
Getting ready to sneak out to The Pub (yeah, that's what it's called) to see the first half.  Go Krauts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 02:44:08 PM
I had to change my avatar. I can't support a Brazil team whose greatest hope is a defender.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynteMtSBxo
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 08, 2014, 02:06:00 PM
They may try to salvage credibility

That's a good one  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 03:06:44 PM
SQUAREHEADS, SQUAREHEADS, UBER ALLES, UBER ALLES. :punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:16:01 PM
I want to have Mueller's love child.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:16:28 PM
You would think that defenders nowadays know who Thomas Müller is, but they left him quite alone there...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:17:03 PM
Woot
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:17:45 PM
It wasn't for long that David Luiz got to be the darling. What a blunder.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:18:31 PM
Brazil = Shit team

Luiz = Shit defender
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 08, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
Drat; although I'm not surprised.

I can't think of any two previous matches in any World Cup where I've been more in two minds over who would win. Not good when you're as far down the Languish Pool table as I am.

Although on the subject of the Languish Pool how come we seem to have dropped three more players?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:20:36 PM
Brazil would've been a better team if they had also just brought Hulk's jersey on the pitch and let him stay at home.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:21:22 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 08, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
Although on the subject of the Languish Pool how come we seem to have dropped three more players?

I forgot to update for this game. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:23:21 PM
Lahm. :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
In the last two games Germany had many players sick with the flu, which reduced their performance. But now everyone is supposedly healthy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:27:26 PM
Miroslav Klose is a legend.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:27:40 PM
Klose!!!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:28:14 PM
Woot Woot!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:28:31 PM
Brazilian defense  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
A slaughter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Holy Kraut.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 08, 2014, 03:30:05 PM
Oh well. Brazil look down and out. 4-0 and gone.

Maybe I should go to sleep...

[A reference to the 1990 World Cup where I turned off, turned over and went to sleep in disgust at England going 2-1 down...only to dream that they'd won 3-2 and lo and behold woke up the next morning to find it so.]
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:30:16 PM
Wow, humiliation...? WTF.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:30:32 PM
It's getting better all the time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:28:31 PM
Brazilian defense  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:30:44 PM
Woot Woot Woot!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 03:30:49 PM
W. T. F.  :o :blink:

:yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:30:56 PM
Holy fucking shit. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:31:44 PM
Is there a mercy rule?  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:31:51 PM
I vcant stop laghing
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:32:02 PM
Woot Woot Woot Woot!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 08, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
The Emperor has no clothes.

Brazil had been shit so far, hence the first truly good team they face = rape.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 03:33:33 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:31:44 PM
Is there a mercy rule?  :hmm:

I think it's generally considered bad form if you stop attempting to score. That's not to say you can't shift down a couple of gears, or put in some of your second stringers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:33:44 PM
The Swedes came back from this, it can happen! Only Sweden had Zlatan and Brazil has Fred.


:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:34:03 PM
This is unbelievable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 03:34:17 PM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ  :blink: :wacko:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:34:39 PM
Please stop, Germany. Oh my God. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Agelastus on July 08, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
If this was a boxing match the Ref would be calling it by now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
Jesus christ  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:35:16 PM
Macht das halbe duzend voll!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:35:28 PM
What the hell has happened?  :huh: :blink: :outback:

Five goals in the first half, and Brazil falling completely apart.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 03:35:30 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:35:40 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDHE8TCQAA7_q3.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 03:36:16 PM
Holy shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:36:34 PM
I want Mueller to become the top scorer of the World Cup, so he has to shoot one more goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 03:37:01 PM
Oh my

Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 03:37:32 PM
NB: Klose is now the most successful World Cup scorer, eclipsing Brazil's Ronaldo.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
I was wondering why Brazil starting the game off playing so offensively, which played right into Germany's hands, though is never would've expected this.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Germany have been slow since Ghana game but they seem to be unstoppable now. Four World Cups incoming  :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:40:05 PM
:pickelhaube:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:41:07 PM
This really has been the greatest World Cup ever.

:bowler: :bowler: :bowler:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:42:05 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Germany have been slow since Ghana game but they seem to be unstoppable now. Four World Cups incoming  :bowler:

The last two games a lot of German players were playing while suffering from the flu, now they are all fit and what a difference it makes!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:43:03 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Brazil hasn't lost a competitive home game since 1975. :ph34r:

What a way to end that streak.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:43:57 PM
Everyone knows man flu is the worst disease in the world!

Brazil's defence's been shaky all through the World Cup and no Thiago Silva certainly hasn't improved it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
Gonna be hard to blame this one on Neymar.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:43:57 PM
Everyone knows man flu is the worst disease in the world!

Brazil's defence's been shaky all through the World Cup and no Thiago Silva certainly hasn't improved it.

The funny thing is on paper their defense should be extremely good.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 03:47:56 PM
The way Brazil started they were clearly going for an early goal. I was actually wondering if they could maintain that and not fall apart if Germany were to score first. Didn't expect them to just roll over and die there for 15 minutes, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 03:47:58 PM
Hey, look, Brazil actually took a shot!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:48:59 PM
I'm guessing Brazil went into this game naively believing their team spirit in the wake of Neymar's injury and the spirit of the nation behind them would galvanize them to a miraculous victory.

A fit Germany has quickly ended that belief.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 03:49:06 PM
I cannot ever recall a World Cup half quite like this before.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
This is so damned hilarious.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 08, 2014, 03:51:51 PM
I really am not a German fan but this was the best. Knockout stage, redeemed!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 03:52:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 03:49:06 PM
I cannot ever recall a World Cup half quite like this before.

Even Iran would've been ashamed by that half time score.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Malicious Intent on July 08, 2014, 03:53:22 PM
Riots incoming.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:56:10 PM
I will check the British press tomorrow to see if a single game review will not include the terms "blitzkrieg" and "panzer".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 03:43:57 PM
Everyone knows man flu is the worst disease in the world!

Brazil's defence's been shaky all through the World Cup and no Thiago Silva certainly hasn't improved it.

The funny thing is on paper their defense should be extremely good.

Yeah, it should, yet... they fall apart like the elite Republican Guard of the Iraqi army did in 1991.
David Luiz is supposedly one of the best defenders in the world. I have yet to see any evidence that he is. Their fullbacks are more like supporting wide midfielders and leave so much space behind them Lincoln would've been able to include that area in the Homestead Act.
However, Brazil's biggest problem now is the complete and utter lack of attacking power without Neymar.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:57:55 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDLMrwCAAIkFt4.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:59:37 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6OFeADU.jpg&hash=5383b596b69f7f884bfe8dc675d3c102f4a0b358)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2014, 04:01:22 PM
Historic.

Speechless.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:03:01 PM
Germany has a good shooting percentage.  For a basketball team...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:04:22 PM
I just saw a replay of the first goal, Klose made a brilliant screening on Luiz.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 04:04:38 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 03:59:37 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6OFeADU.jpg&hash=5383b596b69f7f884bfe8dc675d3c102f4a0b358)

Lazio really has the shittiest fans in the world. Fuck them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 04:04:48 PM
As Ricky Gervais tweeted, this won't be the first time thousands of Germans need to lay low in Brazil...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
GER-ARG final?  Would be their third final against each other. Or a GER-NED rematch?  Either way historic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 04:07:25 PM
I'm kinda hoping we don't make the final.  :mellow:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
Already at the 2nd goal the Brazilians weren't even trying. Both Argentina and Holland will be able to make a game of it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:10:28 PM
Brazil's new strategy is to fall to the ground every time they're in the penalty area.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
GER-ARG final?  Would be their third final against each other. Or a GER-NED rematch?  Either way historic.

Don't sell Brazil short. They can still turn it around...

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 08, 2014, 04:11:23 PM
Is Brazil going to have...unrest?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:12:17 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
GER-ARG final?  Would be their third final against each other. Or a GER-NED rematch?  Either way historic.

I'd prefer Netherlands, much better rivalry.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:12:26 PM
Brazil is going all out for a comfort goal. Interesting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:12:36 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2F8bwjtjdxb%2FBlitz_Huff.png&hash=a498f1aacb8aee4f820ca4a272c569c749486d9d)

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:13:26 PM
Wow  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:14:54 PM
Hulk. :lol:

Neuer. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:15:14 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:12:26 PM
Brazil is going all out for a comfort goal. Interesting.

Well... better to face the press and the fans tomorrow and being able to truthfully say "at least we didn't give up."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:15:28 PM
I find it highly disrespectful to Denmark, Norway, Poland, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands to compare them to the Brazilian defense.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:14:54 PM
Neuer. :w00t:

Man of the match  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:16:23 PM
Good thing Germany has Neuer, the German defense is sloppy again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
I'm surprised so many Brazilians has stayed at the stadium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:27:17 PM
Brazilians booing Fred every time he touches the ball.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:27:17 PM
Brazilians booing Fred every time he touches the ball.

So once or twice?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:30:40 PM
6-0.

:XD:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Brain on July 08, 2014, 04:31:04 PM
Double. Digits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:05:57 PM
GER-ARG final?  Would be their third final against each other. Or a GER-NED rematch?  Either way historic.

Don't sell Brazil short. They can still turn it around...

... or maybe not  :pinch:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:32:38 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:27:17 PM
Brazilians booing Fred every time he touches the ball.

So once or twice?

Ouch  :XD:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Brain on July 08, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
I'm told that Sweden beating Cuba 8-0 in 1938 is the record to aim for when it comes to World Cup elimination games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
If Germany can get 7 it will be the worst defeat ever suffered by the Brazilian national team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 08, 2014, 04:34:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
This is so damned hilarious.

I've got a BRIC boner.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 08, 2014, 04:34:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot
...how much was paid, the 0-6?

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:35:08 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:32:38 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:27:17 PM
Brazilians booing Fred every time he touches the ball.

So once or twice?

Ouch  :XD:

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
Looks like Mueller will be the top scorer for the second WC in the row. The first time that will have happened. 11 lifetime goals and only 24 years old, Klose's record is not going to hold long.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 08, 2014, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
I'm surprised so many Brazilians has stayed at the stadium.

After paying a small fortune for the tickets?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 04:38:59 PM
The German fans in the background are singing "Such a beautiful day, may it never end"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Brain on July 08, 2014, 04:39:48 PM
Germany, fuck ja!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 04:40:05 PM
Holy fucking crap!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
If Germany can get 7 it will be the worst defeat ever suffered by the Brazilian national team.

:zipped:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:40:47 PM
http://youtu.be/mAUY1J8KizU
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:41:16 PM
A really nice goal, I can't really blame Brazil's defense for that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 04:41:44 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 08, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
I'm told that Sweden beating Cuba 8-0 in 1938 is the record to aim for when it comes to World Cup elimination games.

Your sources are: Correct. But the WC in 1938 was played purely with elimination from round one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
If Germany can get 7 it will be the worst defeat ever suffered by the Brazilian national team.

Woot Woot woo.... oh nevermind.

But that was a nice goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 08, 2014, 04:42:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:03 PM
If Germany can get 7 it will be the worst defeat ever suffered by the Brazilian national team.

So is it that time to do that thing they do in youth sports where you stop when one team is losing by too much that it is just beating up on a weakling?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 04:42:29 PM
I still can't believe what I'm watching. It's not even funny anymore.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:42:33 PM
This is historic.

Also funny... the CBC's screen graphic for listing the goals is too small, so they have to use scrolling text to show the times for all 7.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:42:41 PM
Highest win for Germany at a World Cup: 2002, 8-0 against Saudi-Arabia.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:43:10 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:42:33 PM
This is historic.

Also funny... the CBC's screen graphic for listing the goals is too small, so they have to use scrolling text to show the times for all 7.

Yeah, it's the international broadcast's problem - we see it here, too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Pedrito on July 08, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
I don't know if having Neymar and Thiago Silva on the pitch would've changed the outcome.

L.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 08, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
I don't know if having Neymar and Thiago Silva on the pitch would've changed the outcome.

L.

Egged on by their fans, Brazil played far too offensive against Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:51:11 PM
Nooooo! :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 08, 2014, 04:51:50 PM
Brazil is making a comeback!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:51:56 PM
Here we go, there's still injury time left.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 04:52:44 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 08, 2014, 04:51:56 PM
Here we go, there's still injury time left.

It's rare that you get 200 hours of stoppage time.
And armed police shooting the opposing side.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:53:39 PM
Well, that was a rather pleasant evening.  ^_^
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:56:25 PM
Too bad.  Instead it was only tied for Brazil's worst defeat ever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:56:29 PM
That was a nice goal by Brazil at the end there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 04:58:39 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 08, 2014, 04:56:29 PM
That was a nice goal by Brazil at the end there.

Nah.  7-0 would have looked better.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
Well, let's hope that this doesn't get to the players' heads too much and doesn't lead to them underestimating the next opponent.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:59:24 PM
I am sure the Brazilian taxpayers are even more delighted about hosting this thing now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 08, 2014, 04:59:53 PM
I laughed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 08, 2014, 05:00:23 PM
Welp, tomorrows game is hopefully more exciting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 05:00:51 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
Well, let's hope that this doesn't get to the players' heads too much and doesn't lead to them underestimating the next opponent.

Ehhhhh I may be okay with that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 05:01:15 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
Well, let's hope that this doesn't get to the players' heads too much and doesn't lead to them underestimating the next opponent.

:yes:

I would hate to see a mere 4-1 German victory.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 08, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
Well, let's hope that this doesn't get to the players' heads too much and doesn't lead to them underestimating the next opponent.
Müller just sounded very realistic in the post match interview.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2014, 05:03:10 PM
You get the feeling that Germany pulled their feet off the gas pedal in the second half too. They could have won 15-0.

Feel sorry for Toronto FC's goalie  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 05:03:24 PM
It'll be interesting to see how Brazil looks in a couple years after this team is completely blown up and reassembled. They've been going downhill since 2002.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 05:03:28 PM
Btw, for an old C64 Microprose Soccer veteran the semi final pairings feel "right". The five strongest teams in the game were Brazil, Argentina, Italy, Netherlands and Germany, and four of those are in the semi finals.

It may seem weird, but I played that damn game so much that the top 5 are for me always the favorites in tournaments.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2014, 05:07:50 PM
Ironic thing about Brazil. One of, if not the, greatest football nations ever. They've won the world cup 5 times. Yet on home soil failed twice.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 05:10:41 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/nazi-holocaust-jokes-during-germany-brazil-world-cup.html?mid=facebook_nymag

QuoteTwitter Sure Does Have a Lot of Nazi and Holocaust Jokes for the Germany-Brazil Game!

Five first-half goals for Germany left Brazil stunned and teary-eyed in today's World Cup semifinal and it only got worse from there. But for the amateur comedians of the internet, German dominance can mean only one thing: time for some Holocaust jokes. By the time finals-bound Germany scored its sixth and seventh goals, "Nazi" was trending on Twitter and just about every variation of an edgy but not-too-offensive Hitler or World War II reference had been used and reused. The onslaught was not as ugly as the game, but not quite as funny either.

A brief sample, because you'll quickly get the idea:

Binyamin Appelbaum: The Germans have stormed into a foreign country and taken charge. How unexpected.

Andy Farag: Germany must think they are playing Poland the way they are conquering Brazil right now

Daniel Kibblesmith: Man the goalie really holocaust them the game, I bet Brazil's coach was like Aw Schwitz

Spencer Ackerman: What Brazil doesn't realize is that if Germany wins it *will* conquer & colonize the good parts of the country.

Joshua Benton: Flush With Confidence, Germany Launches Land War in Asia

Sasha Frere-Jones: The Germans will just deny the match ever happened.

Max Silvestri: Probably already some Germans denying this many goals were scored. "The number of 5 is exaggerated."

John Podhoretz: I guess this is one thing you can't make a Downfall parody clip out of

World Cup 2014: Brazil did Nazi this coming.

Pabeats Baeless: Stop with these nazi jokes, they're not funny. Anne Frankly, they're offensive
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 08, 2014, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 08, 2014, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!

Jogo Bonito or death. :weep:

Brazil chose wisely. Rebuild, do-over in Russia or more realistically Qatar.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 05:12:03 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 08, 2014, 03:57:55 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDLMrwCAAIkFt4.jpg)

:lol:

Perfect outcome.  Blitzkrieg, plus I had a dollar bet down that Brazil would score at least once. :punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2014, 05:16:36 PM
Flush With Confidence, Germany Launches Land War in Asia

? :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 08, 2014, 05:20:24 PM
This looks really terrible for Scolari. He purposedly picked a sub par team to better fit his gritty style and they got hammered with no possibility of stemming the tide. I hope he gets political asylum somewhere because he sure as hell won't be allowed to stay in Brazil.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on July 08, 2014, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:41:59 PM

Woot Woot woo.... oh nevermind.


Quote from: crazy canuck on June 04, 2014, 03:16:33 PM

I didnt need 4 picks to get it right.  I only picked Brazil.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: PRC on July 08, 2014, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:41:59 PM

Woot Woot woo.... oh nevermind.


Quote from: crazy canuck on June 04, 2014, 03:16:33 PM

I didnt need 4 picks to get it right.  I only picked Brazil.


I have to show some imperfections now and then.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 05:29:00 PM
7-1 was flattering to Brazil.  :wacko:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 08, 2014, 05:31:43 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: PRC on July 08, 2014, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 04:41:59 PM

Woot Woot woo.... oh nevermind.


Quote from: crazy canuck on June 04, 2014, 03:16:33 PM

I didnt need 4 picks to get it right.  I only picked Brazil.


I have to show some imperfections now and then.

:D :lol: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 05:38:57 PM
FiveThirtyEight's take on the semifinal before the game:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FULoshX5.png&hash=4e94a3b2c1d8565b14a92958cbe9d99a48e2055c)

:lol:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 08, 2014, 05:40:45 PM
Maybe he should stick to US politics.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 05:45:06 PM
Fred's heat map  :lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F08%2Farticle-2685130-1F7DEEE400000578-464_634x455.jpg&hash=5ab18f7753f6f49673bb7c44444c8f88d6d32a4b)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: mongers on July 08, 2014, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!

This is a Timmayesque level of taint.

Looks like our Korean exiled friend has found a deputy.   :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 08, 2014, 05:46:28 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 05:45:06 PM
Fred's heat map  :lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F08%2Farticle-2685130-1F7DEEE400000578-464_634x455.jpg&hash=5ab18f7753f6f49673bb7c44444c8f88d6d32a4b)

Well, I think I have pointed out he's so stationary that someone will put a stamp on him and post him.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 08, 2014, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!

This is a Timmayesque level of taint.

Looks like our Korean exiled friend has found a deputy.   :P

:huh:  I was bandwagoning for Brazil the entire tournament.  They made it to the semi-finals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 08, 2014, 05:50:55 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgloboesporte.globo.com%2Fplatb%2Ffiles%2F985%2F2014%2F07%2F10489828_801238619910454_6063368376069230626_n.jpg&hash=f706e896e2c8e6fdde5c964fc283ce040e438878)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 08, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 04:59:24 PM
I am sure the Brazilian taxpayers are even more delighted about hosting this thing now.

It's now official, Dilma Rousseff has her reelection bid.
Revolution to come unless there's a brilliant small final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 08, 2014, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 05:29:00 PM
7-1 was flattering to Brazil.  :wacko:

Yeah, it almost seemed like the Germans had lost the will to score in the second half but they still scored twice despite themselves.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:25:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 08, 2014, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 08, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
Viva Brazil!

This is a Timmayesque level of taint.

Looks like our Korean exiled friend has found a deputy.   :P

:huh:  I was bandwagoning for Brazil the entire tournament.  They made it to the semi-finals.

And they were odds-on favorites to win it all.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:26:45 PM
German dude at The Pub picked up all our tabs :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Also, I think Germany just scored again.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Also, I think Germany just scored again.

Everyone in Germany will score tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
What's the heat map supposed to show?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 08, 2014, 06:39:38 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Also, I think Germany just scored again.

Everyone in Germany will score tonight.

Let's see how many births are there in Germany 9 months from tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 08, 2014, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
What's the heat map supposed to show?

He spent more time on the ball at kick-offs than anywhere else.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 08, 2014, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 08, 2014, 05:10:41 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/nazi-holocaust-jokes-during-germany-brazil-world-cup.html?mid=facebook_nymag

QuoteTwitter Sure Does Have a Lot of Nazi and Holocaust Jokes for the Germany-Brazil Game!

Five first-half goals for Germany left Brazil stunned and teary-eyed in today's World Cup semifinal and it only got worse from there. But for the amateur comedians of the internet, German dominance can mean only one thing: time for some Holocaust jokes. By the time finals-bound Germany scored its sixth and seventh goals, "Nazi" was trending on Twitter and just about every variation of an edgy but not-too-offensive Hitler or World War II reference had been used and reused. The onslaught was not as ugly as the game, but not quite as funny either.

A brief sample, because you'll quickly get the idea:

Binyamin Appelbaum: The Germans have stormed into a foreign country and taken charge. How unexpected.

Andy Farag: Germany must think they are playing Poland the way they are conquering Brazil right now

Daniel Kibblesmith: Man the goalie really holocaust them the game, I bet Brazil's coach was like Aw Schwitz

Spencer Ackerman: What Brazil doesn't realize is that if Germany wins it *will* conquer & colonize the good parts of the country.

Joshua Benton: Flush With Confidence, Germany Launches Land War in Asia

Sasha Frere-Jones: The Germans will just deny the match ever happened.

Max Silvestri: Probably already some Germans denying this many goals were scored. "The number of 5 is exaggerated."

John Podhoretz: I guess this is one thing you can't make a Downfall parody clip out of

World Cup 2014: Brazil did Nazi this coming.

Pabeats Baeless: Stop with these nazi jokes, they're not funny. Anne Frankly, they're offensive

My contribution:

German blitzkrieg leaves Brazilian team gassed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 08, 2014, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 08, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
The Emperor has no clothes.

Brazil had been shit so far, hence the first truly good team they face = rape.
Colombia and Chile didn't die for that :weep:

I was at work getting increasingly alarmed Whatsapp messages. I thought they were joking. Then I saw the last twenty minutes and realised 7-1 flattered Brazil :blink:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 08, 2014, 06:57:33 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Also, I think Germany just scored again.

Everyone in Germany will score tonight.

Angela Merkel's husband just shot himself.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: miozozny on July 08, 2014, 07:16:36 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 08, 2014, 04:01:22 PM
Historic.

Speechless.

Happens once in a lifetime....Wow...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: miozozny on July 08, 2014, 07:25:48 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on July 08, 2014, 03:30:05 PM
Oh well. Brazil look down and out. 4-0 and gone.

Maybe I should go to sleep...

[A reference to the 1990 World Cup where I turned off, turned over and went to sleep in disgust at England going 2-1 down...only to dream that they'd won 3-2 and lo and behold woke up the next morning to find it so.]

I missed the 2004 EC final because of a distorted sleep pattern and had nightmare in which Greece won...waking up didn't help  :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 08, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
Oh well.  It doesn't really hurt the status quo for Germany to get into the finals.  What is really important is to get rid of the Dutch. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 07:30:00 PM
Jim Ross calling the game  :D

http://screamer.deadspin.com/here-is-j-r-jim-ross-calling-the-brazil-germany-firs-1601968953
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 07:49:59 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/worldcup/slideshow/Brazil-fans-mourn-World-Cup-thrashing-by-Germany-89280.php

I probably missed several of the shots of shocked and crying Brazil fans during the telecast, so this helped make up for it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 08, 2014, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 08, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
Oh well.  It doesn't really hurt the status quo for Germany to get into the finals.  What is really important is to get rid of the Dutch.

Rid? They are the only team that can stop the German menace!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Legbiter on July 08, 2014, 07:52:12 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmjJaPQB.gif&hash=2bc7a874146aa977b6f65b92c74e705950f89d01)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 08, 2014, 07:59:48 PM
Just saw the first 5 goals. Wow. That's, that's just bad. Especially the 4th goal. Oh well, maybe toronto will keep their goalie now :lol:

All that matters is that tomorrow we're all Argentinians.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
I'm rooting for the Dutch. :smoke:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 08, 2014, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 07:49:59 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/worldcup/slideshow/Brazil-fans-mourn-World-Cup-thrashing-by-Germany-89280.php

I probably missed several of the shots of shocked and crying Brazil fans during the telecast, so this helped make up for it.
cant tell if number 9 is ecstatic or terrified.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 08, 2014, 08:03:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
I'm rooting for the Dutch. :smoke:
you're on the list <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 08, 2014, 08:05:03 PM
I just watched the game on DVR after getting off from work.  Brazil did not seem to play that well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 08, 2014, 08:10:50 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
I'm rooting for the Dutch. :smoke:

ibid.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 08, 2014, 08:16:52 PM
On the positive side for Brazil Neymar will be spared this disgrace and national shame because he didn't play in the match.

So uh, I guess that's kind of a good thing, at least for Neymar.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 08, 2014, 08:30:38 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 08, 2014, 08:03:00 PM
you're on the list <_<

Prots vs. mackeral snappers, I know who has my back.

A Mighty Fortress is Our God motherfucker.:punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 08, 2014, 08:58:40 PM
I like the Dutch but they must be destroyed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 08, 2014, 08:58:55 PM
It is a good wake-up call.  The Brazilians really didn't play well in this tournament. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 08, 2014, 09:57:43 PM
I stand by my CONCACAF friends in Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 08, 2014, 11:59:40 PM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 12:39:55 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10454319_709962412384192_6170844137977792552_n.jpg)
"Avenge 2010 Final"
"Deal with the Penalty Trauma"
"Avenge 1978 Final"
"Avenge 1974 Final"

:ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 09, 2014, 01:47:05 AM
Not all his fault, but still

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 01:56:53 AM
QuoteIt took just less than three minutes of real time—2 minutes, 58 seconds to be precise—for Germany to score goals two, three, and four. Amazingly, the ball was in play for just 76 seconds during this three-goal bonanza. That's three goals in an average of 25 seconds each.
If you include the fifth goal, Germany notched its last four tallies of the first half in 6 minutes and 40 seconds of real time. The ball was in play for 4:06, so Germany scored goals two through five in just more than a minute apiece.

Still unbelievable.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 02:07:12 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 01:56:53 AM
QuoteIt took just less than three minutes of real time—2 minutes, 58 seconds to be precise—for Germany to score goals two, three, and four. Amazingly, the ball was in play for just 76 seconds during this three-goal bonanza. That's three goals in an average of 25 seconds each.
If you include the fifth goal, Germany notched its last four tallies of the first half in 6 minutes and 40 seconds of real time. The ball was in play for 4:06, so Germany scored goals two through five in just more than a minute apiece.

Still unbelievable.

I watched it in real time.  I watched goal #2, then watched the slow-motion replay.  Then goal #3 happened immediately afterward, followed by more slow-motion replays for goal #3.  Then goal #4 happened, and I was like, something wrong with the TV broadcast? 

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 02:16:49 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 01:56:53 AM
Still unbelievable.

It really is. One for the ages.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 02:19:21 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:21:05 AM
Surely a person didn't actually lay that bet.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
I tend to think that is a photoshopped screenshot as well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 02:48:34 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 02:16:49 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 01:56:53 AM
Still unbelievable.

It really is. One for the ages.

It's one of those surreal games that come about once in a generation that you have to watch to (dis)believe.

I thought the 4-1 and 4-0 victories against England and Argentina in 2010 were awesome and for the record books, but this really puts everything else to shame.

Also, considering that Lahm, Schweinsteiger and a few others will probably not play in the next WC it would be a deserved crowning of everything they did since 2006 if they win it on Sunday.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2014, 02:48:34 AM
Also, considering that Lahm, Schweinsteiger and a few others will probably not play in the next WC it would be a deserved crowning of everything they did since 2006 if they win it on Sunday.

I wouldn't go that far.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 03:06:29 AM
Not sure which side to pick in the pool for tonight's game.

The third place game pick, however, not so hard.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 03:49:07 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28223066

QuoteMatch Facts

This is the first time a team have scored seven goals in a World Cup semi-final.
   
This is the first World Cup game with eight or more goals since Saudi Arabia v Germany in 2002 (0-8).

No team had previously conceded five or more goals by half-time in a World Cup semi-final.
   
This is Brazil's biggest defeat in World Cup finals history, surpassing their 3-0 loss to France in the final in 1998.

Germany scored two more goals in this game, 7, than England did in their past two World Cups combined.
   
Brazil's first shot on target was in the 51st minute.

Brazil have never before conceded more than five goals in a World Cup game (winning 6-5 against Poland in 1938).
   
The game equals Brazil's all-time biggest margin of defeat, when they lost 6-0 to Uruguay in 1920.

It is the first time since 1938 that Brazil have lost a World Cup semi-final, having progressed in their previous six.
   
The previous biggest defeat in a semi-final was in 1954 when Germany beat Austria 6-1.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 03:53:41 AM
Most surprising fact is that Austria has ever been in a WC semi final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 03:55:17 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 03:53:41 AM
Most surprising fact is that Austria has ever been in a WC.

fixed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 09, 2014, 03:58:56 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 03:53:41 AM
Most surprising fact is that Austria has ever been in a WC semi final.

In the the 1930s, Austria had a very strong football side, dubbed "Das Wunderteam". It was coached by Hugo Meisl, who was also one of the main instigators behind Europes' first international club tournament, the Zentropa cup.  :smarty:
The star player Mattias Sindelar refused to play for Germany in 1938, and was found dead the year after in a hotel room.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:12:36 AM
Most of the German players have already lost EC final/semi-final, WC semi-final, CL final/semi-finals so I hope they know that his win is meaningless if they don't win next game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 09, 2014, 04:14:19 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2014, 03:49:07 AM
Germany scored two more goals in this game, 7, than England did in their past two World Cups combined.

LOL
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:16:16 AM
If Klose scores one more, he has scored the same number of goals as England have in the last four world cups where both Klose and England took part...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 09, 2014, 06:17:47 AM
The Brazilians taking Neymar's shirt onto the field with them to sing the anthem- what did it for them?
In retrospect....it seems to have psyched them out...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 06:30:39 AM
The match also set a new TV viewership record: 32.57 million, breaking the record of the 2010 semifinal (31.1 million). It's now the most viewed TV broadcast in Germany.

Market share: 87.8%.

And yes, the top ten most viewed broadcasts in Germany are *all* football matches.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on July 09, 2014, 06:32:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2014, 06:17:47 AM
The Brazilians taking Neymar's shirt onto the field with them to sing the anthem- what did it for them?
In retrospect....it seems to have psyched them out...

Objectively, what good does a show of respect, concern, solidarity, and/or friendship with an injuried teammate do for anyone?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 06:40:16 AM
https://twitter.com/ABCNewsLive/status/486695408907739137/photo/1

QuoteNYC's Empire State Building lit in gold, red and black to honor Germany's #WorldCup win over Brazil. pic.twitter.com/z1t0ixIC4H

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsEW5J8CMAIYqDM.jpg)

:unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 07:27:01 AM
Quote from: dps on July 09, 2014, 06:32:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2014, 06:17:47 AM
The Brazilians taking Neymar's shirt onto the field with them to sing the anthem- what did it for them?
In retrospect....it seems to have psyched them out...

Objectively, what good does a show of respect, concern, solidarity, and/or friendship with an injuried teammate do for anyone?

Remind them that their best player isn't there. Though, quite possibly ,they should have worried about the missing first choice DC more than Neymar.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 09, 2014, 07:36:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2014, 06:40:16 AM
https://twitter.com/ABCNewsLive/status/486695408907739137/photo/1

QuoteNYC's Empire State Building lit in gold, red and black to honor Germany's #WorldCup win over Brazil. pic.twitter.com/z1t0ixIC4H

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsEW5J8CMAIYqDM.jpg)

:unsure:

Well they light it for different things all the time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 08:02:46 AM
The German machine is conquering the world's hearts and all they had to do was beat two Portuguese-speaking teams by a combined 11-1.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 08:22:14 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:21:05 AM
Surely a person didn't actually lay that bet.  :huh:
Maybe it was Scolari?  :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 08:22:14 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:21:05 AM
Surely a person didn't actually lay that bet.  :huh:
Maybe it was Scolari?  :hmm:

No, a Singaporean Bookie.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 08:48:31 AM
Looking forward to a Dutch German final after all the talk in the press about how an all South American final would be a perfect result.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 08:56:05 AM
I have a feeling that today's game is going to be a bit of a letdown.  It seems like both teams would okay with going to the penalties rather than risking an attacking play tactic.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 09:01:22 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 08:56:05 AM
I have a feeling that today's game is going to be a bit of a letdown.  It seems like both teams would okay with going to the penalties rather than risking an attacking play tactic.

Yea, the dutch seem incapeable of controling a game, and the argies are gonna be afraid of persie and robben.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 09:03:06 AM
http://youtu.be/IBBu7SZJxJ0

I remember seeing this old man in previous world cups. Poor guy.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 09:05:29 AM
Calling it: Holland wins 3-1. No goal by Messi.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:21:05 AM
Surely a person didn't actually lay that bet.  :huh:

Imagine being the person who bet Germany winning 7-0.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 10:00:18 AM
Disappointed by the lack of a Google doodle to commemorate yesterday's spectacle.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2014, 11:09:53 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 10:00:18 AM
Disappointed by the lack of a Google doodle to commemorate yesterday's spectacle.

I dont't think there's a Google Doodle of the soccer equivalent Stukas divebombing Warsaw in football kit.

Fuck, what was that Neil Simon movie, "And the crazy sex games he would made me play, like 'Bomber Pilot': he was a Stuka dive bomber, and I was Poland."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 09, 2014, 11:20:09 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 11:27:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 09, 2014, 11:09:53 AM
I dont't think there's a Google Doodle of the soccer equivalent Stukas divebombing Warsaw in football kit.

Stukas divebombing favelas would be a good doodle.  Or maybe some sort of updated Guernica.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 09, 2014, 11:29:20 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2014, 06:30:39 AM
The match also set a new TV viewership record: 32.57 million, breaking the record of the 2010 semifinal (31.1 million). It's now the most viewed TV broadcast in Germany.

Market share: 87.8%.

And yes, the top ten most viewed broadcasts in Germany are *all* football matches.

That's true for every country. #1 show is a sporting event. Canada it's winning the hockey gold medal in Vancouver.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 11:30:46 AM
Getting ready to take my half-day from work and join my barra quilombera.

Today the Dutch are the enemy.

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:21:05 AM
Surely a person didn't actually lay that bet.  :huh:

Imagine being the person who bet Germany winning 7-0.

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 01:22:13 PM
ESPN's power rankings from last month, before the tournament:

http://www.espnfc.com/fifa-world-cup/story/1869593/world-cup-power-rankings

QuoteESPNFC.com's editorial desks from around the world ranked the 32 teams competing in the World Cup. Is your team too high or too low? Tell us what you think in the comments section or on Twitter.

1. Brazil
Host nation + pre-tournament favourites = what can possibly go wrong?

2. Spain
A tournament too far, or a shot at glory inspired by a one-time Brazil international?

3. Germany
After being there or thereabouts so often, can they finally win something?

4. Argentina
A World Cup win in the home of their bitter rivals -- surely not?

5. Italy
What's it to be, Azzurri -- more 2006-like heroics, or a repeat of 2010's dreadful showing?

6. Portugal
The reigning Ballon d'Or winner has never won a World Cup. Can Cristiano Ronaldo buck the trend?

7. Belgium
They're too good and too often discussed to be considered "dark horses," aren't they?

8. Netherlands
Their big three stars are all 30-plus -- can they come together for old times' sake?

9. Colombia
Falcao made them fashionable, but can they thrive without their talisman?

10. Chile
Another hipster choice, but will they even escape a group featuring both 2012 finalists?

11. Uruguay
Susceptible at the back, though strong in attack ... but how fit is Luis Suarez?

12. France
It can't be worse than 2010 (can it?), but without Franck Ribery, what can Les Bleus achieve?

13. England
Will the real Wayne Rooney finally show up at a World Cup?

14. Switzerland
They beat Spain in the 2010 opener -- can their young stars make an impact in Brazil?

15. Croatia
Playing for second in their group, or capable of giving the hosts a bloody nose in the opener?

16. Ivory Coast
There's no "Group of Death" excuse this time, but have their veterans' legs got anything left?

17. Ghana
So close to the last four in South Africa, but surely their group this year is too tough?

18. Russia
Can Fabio Capello make everyone forget the embarrassing last time he was on the World Cup stage?

19. USA
Facing their coach's homeland, Ronaldo and their World Cup nemesis Ghana, how can they escape their group?

20. Mexico
Was their shambolic qualifying campaign a teachable moment or a sign of things to come?

21. Japan
Can Shinji Kagawa and Keisuke Honda shine for their country after disappointing club seasons?

22. Nigeria
The Super Eagles are African champions, but can they transfer that form to the world stage?

23. Bosnia and Herzegovina
It's their debut on the big stage -- will a potent forward line help them make a big impact?

24. Ecuador
They're the lowest-ranked of the six South American participants -- is that fair?

25. South Korea
Can these perennial qualifiers recapture the spirit of their 2002 semifinal run?

26. Greece
We'll hear all about Euro 2004's success every time they play, but can they make some new memories?

27. Costa Rica
If they are just to be spoilers in their group, which of England, Uruguay and Italy will they frustrate?

28. Cameroon
Twenty-four years after Roger Milla danced them to the Italia '90 semis, can they make a splash in Samuel Eto'o's swan song?

29. Australia
There's no way the Socceroos can escape a group featuring Spain, Netherlands and Chile, is there?

30. Honduras
They beat the U.S. and won in Mexico during qualifying -- should they be ranked higher?

31. Algeria
They frustrated England in a bore draw four years ago -- can they catch anyone out this time around?

32. Iran
Are Carlos Queiroz's men really the worst team in the World Cup?

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 01:38:06 PM
https://twitter.com/GRRM/status/486607034050420738

Quote from: George RR MartinSpoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 01:49:58 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 09, 2014, 01:38:06 PM
https://twitter.com/GRRM/status/486607034050420738

Quote from: George RR MartinSpoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.

Ah, yes, The Orange Wedding.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 02:48:48 PM
Our team of experts (I say experts, but it includes Bendtner so you decide) includes 4 former players from Dutch football and they all pronounce van Gaal the Dutch way. What a language.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 02:52:01 PM
Hup Holland Hup!

2 - 1 to Holland.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:

The US would have beaten Brazil 6-1 :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 09, 2014, 03:13:24 PM
Viva Argentina!

(Viva Peron?)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
One of the admittedly very minor nitpicks of the world cup was that Argentina, Germany and the Netherlands were not playing in their traditional colors. This game at least Argentina and the Netherlands are back in their usual colors. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 09, 2014, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:

Could you imagine if in that final group game we got smoked 7-1? Klinsman would have been fired and the whole world cup narrative written as a fiasco.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 03:25:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:

The US would have beaten Brazil 6-1 :P

That's Marshall logic. Herd fans would be proud.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 03:32:13 PM
To my untrained eye, a pretty good game so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:35:51 PM
Mascherano looked like he might have gotten a concussion. Is that really a good idea to play on? Some player (can't remember who) continued in the group phase after being unconscious for a few seconds. That seemed unreasonably dangerous.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 03:37:17 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 03:25:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:

The US would have beaten Brazil 6-1 :P

That's Marshall logic. Herd fans would be proud.

Yes.  I was making fun of the idea we should be proud we lost :lol:

But Yi was to.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 09, 2014, 03:37:58 PM
I'm watching this on my laptop.

My flatmate is watching an anime on the TV. He won't interrupt it for a LIVE game :ultra: :weep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
One of the admittedly very minor nitpicks of the world cup was that Argentina, Germany and the Netherlands were not playing in their traditional colors. This game at least Argentina and the Netherlands are back in their usual colors. :)

Brazil also played with their traditional colours yesterday. Little good it did for them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 09, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Maybe they'll go back to white now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
Müller:
http://gfycat.com/BothLazyBasil
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 03:58:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 03:37:17 PM
Yes.  I was making fun of the idea we should be proud we lost :lol:

But Yi was to.

I was serious.  If I lost a round of golf to Tiger Woods by 4 strokes I would think I was God on Earth.

Can someone tell me what "infringement" is?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PRC on July 09, 2014, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
Müller:
http://gfycat.com/BothLazyBasil

Those are quite the moves...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Seen on July 09, 2014, 04:04:46 PM
Hup Holland Hup!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:20:15 PM
The game is not as enjoyable for me as yesterday's game.  :P


Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 03:58:20 PM
Can someone tell me what "infringement" is?
Isn't that just a fancy word for foul? 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 04:23:37 PM
Is it?  My question was an honest one.  On the last Argentine free kick the commentators said even though the Dutch goalie grabbed it, it didn't matter because of infringement.

Something to do with interfering with the goalie? 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:29:11 PM
You may not interfere with the goalie in his six yard box. Maybe that's called infringement?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 09, 2014, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 04:23:37 PM
Is it?  My question was an honest one.  On the last Argentine free kick the commentators said even though the Dutch goalie grabbed it, it didn't matter because of infringement.

Something to do with interfering with the goalie?

Yes, within the 5 yard area (the small box) you are not allowed to get in the way of the keeper at all.  Just standing in the way of the keeper when he reaches for the ball is considered infringement.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 09, 2014, 04:31:01 PM
So many talented forwards on the pitch, yet such a nervy and boring game. Sometimes I hate the WC format.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 04:33:16 PM
ooops
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 09, 2014, 04:36:27 PM
Looks like neither team really wants to play against the Germans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2014, 04:37:18 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
Müller:
http://gfycat.com/BothLazyBasil

He seems to be wearing some kind of strapless lederhosen.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 04:40:49 PM
That would have been a nice goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 04:41:59 PM


[spoiler]

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 09, 2014, 04:37:18 PM
He seems to be wearing some kind of strapless lederhosen.
Probably from some kind of Bayern celebration:
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 04:42:50 PM
Bullshit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 04:51:17 PM
Is the game as boring as the match stats say?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 04:55:50 PM
Yes, at least for a neutral fan. I am sure it is gripping for Dutch or Argentinian fans.


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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 09, 2014, 04:58:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
It just struck me: how impressive of the US to hold the German juggernaut to 1-0.  :punk:

In a moderate rain with shitty field conditions. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 04:58:52 PM
I've decided to say no to racism. The FIFA sign finally did the trick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 04:59:30 PM
The Germans must be enjoying this, not that they need their opponent extra tired, but they've gotten used to big wins.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:00:15 PM
Does fodbol singing ever sound like anything?  During the first half it sounded like Uuuuh ooooh uuuuh.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 05:00:56 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 04:51:17 PM
Is the game as boring as the match stats say?

It's a fairly typical Argentina game for this WC. A little boring, a little nerve-wracking, and a few brief moments of excitement.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 09, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:00:15 PM
Does fodbol singing ever sound like anything?  During the first half it sounded like Uuuuh ooooh uuuuh.

You kind of have to know the song to get it. It's pretty hard to improvise proper harmonies and timing when there's in excess of 10 000 voices singing along.

With national anthems, you can usually hear the words if you speak the language, as most of the people singing along know the words and there are no attempts at counter-singing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 09, 2014, 05:06:47 PM
I'm almost glad I lost the tv signal due to a storm.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 05:09:55 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:00:15 PM
Does fodbol singing ever sound like anything?  During the first half it sounded like Uuuuh ooooh uuuuh.
You could hear the German fans singing quite clearly yesterday and you could understand what they were singing when you speak the language.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:11:22 PM
Cant sub the goal tender, now the Dutch have to score...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 09, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
And if you speak Portuguese you would've heard the Brazilian's chanting 'hey Fred, go fuck yourself!'

Beautiful.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 09, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
And if you speak Portuguese you would've heard the Brazilian's chanting 'hey Fred, go fuck yourself!'

Beautiful.

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:19:30 PM
Argentines make good floppers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 09, 2014, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:19:30 PM
Argentines make good floppers.

That was a pretty solid shoulder to the head. Seems unfair to fault a man for falling down when he could be concussed.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 09, 2014, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:19:30 PM
Argentines make good floppers.

That was a pretty solid shoulder to the head. Seems unfair to fault a man for falling down when he's likely concussed.

The play was well before that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Jacob on July 09, 2014, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 09, 2014, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:19:30 PM
Argentines make good floppers.

That was a pretty solid shoulder to the head. Seems unfair to fault a man for falling down when he's likely concussed.

The play was well before that.

:lol:

Never mind then... I withdraw my objection.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:33:13 PM
The really bad news is I have a conference call at the top of the hour.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 05:39:15 PM
Dreadfully dull.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 05:40:09 PM
About to get more exciting.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:40:34 PM
Noticed there are no dedicated fan sections; Dutch and Argentines are intermingled.

Anyone ever been to an international?  Do things ever get tense in the stands?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 05:09:55 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:00:15 PM
Does fodbol singing ever sound like anything?  During the first half it sounded like Uuuuh ooooh uuuuh.
You could hear the German fans singing quite clearly yesterday and you could understand what they were singing when you speak the language.

The Germans singing yesterday was the best. :wub:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 05:44:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:40:34 PM
Noticed there are no dedicated fan sections; Dutch and Argentines are intermingled.

Anyone ever been to an international?  Do things ever get tense in the stands?

Compared to league games, never.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:40:34 PM
Noticed there are no dedicated fan sections; Dutch and Argentines are intermingled.

Anyone ever been to an international?  Do things ever get tense in the stands?

More between clubs and in domestic leagues. Most of the violence nowadays is outside the stadium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 05:44:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:40:34 PM
Noticed there are no dedicated fan sections; Dutch and Argentines are intermingled.

Anyone ever been to an international?  Do things ever get tense in the stands?

Compared to league games, never.

All rancor and tension is directed at the national team manager should the team under perform.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 09, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
Fuck you Argentinian  goalkeeper. Fuck you.
And the Dutch keeper. He's crap
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 05:47:45 PM
two misses? My pool thanks you
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2014, 05:47:54 PM
Romero the hero!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 05:48:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 09, 2014, 05:47:45 PM
two misses? My pool thanks you

Two saves, not two misses. They were on target.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
Too bad.  :(

Still, GER vs ARG makes for a pretty epic final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
VICTORY FOR THE STATUS QUO.  IF YOU HAVE NOT WON A WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU CANNOT WIN IT
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 05:49:25 PM
Schade, Holland, alles ist vorbei!  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 05:11:22 PM
Cant sub the goal tender, now the Dutch have to score...

yep
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 05:52:03 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 09, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
I'm sad. Not so much that the Dutch are out, my support for then was minor, but of the threat of the argies winning. I really hate that country.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Brezel on July 09, 2014, 05:52:55 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
VICTORY FOR THE STATUS QUO.  IF YOU HAVE NOT WON A WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU CANNOT WIN IT

:lol:

Germany - Argentina. I like it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 08, 2014, 07:59:48 PM
All that matters is that tomorrow we're all Argentinians.

Obrigado! Desta vez, não deste azar! :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:54:07 PM
The Mengele Final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 05:54:14 PM
So it wasn't a genius tactical move by van Gaal but a necessity to sub the goalie.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 05:54:36 PM
Never in doubt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:55:12 PM
Speesh is going to make out OK tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 09, 2014, 05:57:20 PM
Germany - Argentina is a WC classic. Looking forward to Sunday.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
I'm sad. Not so much that the Dutch are out, my support for then was minor, but of the threat of the argies winning. I really hate that country.

:punk:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 09, 2014, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 05:54:14 PM
So it wasn't a genius tactical move by van Gaal but a necessity to sub the goalie.
:lol:
Seems so.
Given the way the game was going he really should have saved a sub.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 09, 2014, 05:58:22 PM
Woooooo!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
The most important objective, that the WC must stay in Europe and S. America, was complete when Costa Rica was kicked out.

Now, the second most important objective, that only those who have won it before may win it, is complete.

Next, we go for the icing on the cake, that a WC tournament held in S. America should be won by a S. American country. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 09, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
If Argentina do win can we then have a game where Messi and the goalkeeper play against the rest of the squad?

It must slick to be Dutch right now. They really looked like the most likely team to win for most of that with Argentina only really threatening a sneaky counter
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 06:01:33 PM
Wrong Mono, the status quo dictates that Germany should win as they won the last final between the two nations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 09, 2014, 06:02:10 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 08, 2014, 07:59:48 PM
All that matters is that tomorrow we're all Argentinians.

Obrigado! Desta vez, não deste azar! :)
uma vez!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 09, 2014, 06:14:00 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 09, 2014, 05:47:54 PM
Romero the hero!

His second save was a monster.

Argies traditionally do very well in shootouts, don't they? They won one in the way to their last final appearance in Italy 90.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2014, 06:20:18 PM
:pope:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsIwDWuCQAEFL0G.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 09, 2014, 06:21:30 PM
Can the pope with seniority demand a win?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 06:22:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
Too bad.  :(

Still, GER vs ARG makes for a pretty epic final.
:x Not if past history is anything to go by.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 06:34:00 PM
Ah well. I can live with this.

Very tense game. We actually had a really solid defense. So did the Argies, unfortunately.

Germany will take them out.

And now for the fucking 3rd place game  :yucky:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 06:35:50 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 09, 2014, 06:22:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
Too bad.  :(

Still, GER vs ARG makes for a pretty epic final.
:x Not if past history is anything to go by.

A dive by Müller to secure the penalty to victory à la Völler '90! I'm sure he can pull it out. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2014, 06:48:11 PM
Good day to be an Argentine.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 09, 2014, 06:34:00 PM
Ah well. I can live with this.

Very tense game. We actually had a really solid defense. So did the Argies, unfortunately.

Germany will take them out.

And now for the fucking 3rd place game  :yucky:

:hug:

Do everyone a favor though and destroy Brazil in the 3rd place game too. That would be great.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 09, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 06:21:30 PM
Can the pope with seniority demand a win?

I think the one with papal infallibility gets to decide that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 07:13:59 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 09, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 09, 2014, 06:21:30 PM
Can the pope with seniority demand a win?

I think the one with papal infallibility gets to decide that.

A true ex cathedra pronouncement would have to be discussed with the bishops as in 1870 for the Assumption of Mary.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 09, 2014, 07:29:41 PM
This game will decide the TRUE pope
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 09, 2014, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 06:49:19 PM
:hug:

Do everyone a favor though and destroy Brazil in the 3rd place game too. That would be great.

Do you guys remember the game in Argentina when River Plate got relegated and the fans rioted preventing the game from continuing?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 09, 2014, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 09, 2014, 07:29:41 PM
This game will decide the TRUE pope

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 09, 2014, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2014, 05:52:43 PM
I'm sad. Not so much that the Dutch are out, my support for then was minor, but of the threat of the argies winning. I really hate that country.

What a good Thatcherite. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 09, 2014, 09:36:56 PM
So one ofe the most entertaining teams against the most boring. This is 1990 all over again. It only lacks Canniggia's coke-filled head.
And a Brehme long shot.
Fuck you, Argentina. You're shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 09:41:24 PM
The Argentines seem to do quite well in penalty shoot-outs.  Their goal keeper is impressive.  This may persuade the Germans to play more aggressively.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2014, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 09, 2014, 09:36:56 PM
Canniggia

Watch your language please.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2014, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: Norgy on July 09, 2014, 09:36:56 PM
So one ofe the most entertaining teams against the most boring. This is 1990 all over again. It only lacks Caniggia's coke-filled head.
And a Brehme long shot.
Fuck you, Argentina. You're shit.

Except he did not play the final in 1990 (too many yellow cards).   :huh:
As for Brehme's penalty, see one of the posts above
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh0heOmKJnM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh0heOmKJnM)

PS: fixed Caniggia's spelling as per Admiral Yi directives.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
VICTORY FOR THE STATUS QUO.  IF YOU HAVE NOT WON A WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU CANNOT WIN IT

If Germany wins the status quo will be shattered though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 10:47:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 10:31:34 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 05:49:21 PM
VICTORY FOR THE STATUS QUO.  IF YOU HAVE NOT WON A WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU CANNOT WIN IT

If Germany wins the status quo will be shattered though.

This is how I define "status quo" -


QuoteThe most important objective, that the WC must stay in Europe and S. America, was complete when Costa Rica was kicked out.

Now, the second most important objective, that only those who have won it before may win it, is complete.

Next, we go for the icing on the cake, that a WC tournament held in S. America should be won by a S. American country. 

Germany winning it is not as perfect as Argentina winning it, but I consider that the job is 99% done in any case.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 09, 2014, 11:20:47 PM
Well, I'm glad I went to bad early to bring down the sleep deficit. Though the game would have put me to sleep, anyways, it seems.

Feeling sorry for the Dutch. I hope in the final we see a repeat of Germany's performance against Argentina in the 2010 World Cup. I really don't like the Argentinian team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.

I am very open-minded.  I can live with a German victory in Brazil :hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 11:27:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 09, 2014, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 06:49:19 PM
:hug:

Do everyone a favor though and destroy Brazil in the 3rd place game too. That would be great.

Do you guys remember the game in Argentina when River Plate got relegated and the fans rioted preventing the game from continuing?

Is this the one you're talking about?  :lol:

http://youtu.be/XF30ZZ4Ahek
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 10, 2014, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 09:41:24 PM
The Argentines seem to do quite well in penalty shoot-outs.  Their goal keeper is impressive.  This may persuade the Germans to play more aggressively.
They have only ever lost one penalty shootout at the world cup. To Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2014, 12:02:47 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.

China will win in 2026, 2030 at the latest. Just telling you guys(Mono) so you'll be prepared.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 12:17:11 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 10, 2014, 12:02:47 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.

China will win in 2026, 2030 at the latest. Just telling you guys(Mono) so you'll be prepared.

I am not worried about China.  They suck so bad that it is almost hilarious to watch them play.  The Chinese football league is a farce.  The problems are deeply rooted within the political institutions and I don't see any change in the horizon.  They are very far behind Japan and S. Korea, and even these two countries don't go far in WC competitions, the 2002 one being an exception as they were hosts. 

The one that I am really worried about is the US.  If they are as passionate about soccer as they are about basketball, the rest of the world is screwed.  Someday we'll all watch the US soccer league instead of the English Premier League.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 10, 2014, 12:30:35 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 09, 2014, 11:27:16 PM

Is this the one you're talking about?  :lol:

http://youtu.be/XF30ZZ4Ahek

Oh yes. The best part was when the government tried to change the structure of the league to prevent River Plate from ending up relegated.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2014, 12:30:45 AM
One day they'll figure that a gold medal in a sport nobody plays isn't as important as winning in the most popular sport and then national prestige will demand it. The US is more motivated by pride than prestige, so we'll continue favoring our own inventions.

OTOH, we certainly have enough Mexicans and Africans(the ones not descended from slaves) and commie pinko granola white boys to give it a go. I mean, if the Netherlands and Belgium can field competitive teams...  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 12:44:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 10, 2014, 12:30:45 AM
One day they'll figure that a gold medal in a sport nobody plays isn't as important as winning in the most popular sport and then national prestige will demand it. The US is more motivated by pride than prestige, so we'll continue favoring our own inventions.

OTOH, we certainly have enough Mexicans and Africans(the ones not descended from slaves) and commie pinko granola white boys to give it a go. I mean, if the Netherlands and Belgium can field competitive teams...  ;)

We don't have to favor soccer to be the best in the world at it.  We are the third biggest nation in the world and the two ones that are bigger are non-entities.  We just need 11 elite players so we don't need the whole nation mobilized for this project.  The commie pinkos and um...Americans who love America and want us to win and are not dirty traitors like Ed Anger...should be sufficient. We are not there yet but our home grown league is surviving and doing well.  At this point glad to see us advancing to the knock out round of the World Cup more often than not.  A semifinal appearance would be nice sometime though.

Besides those Canadian sports Basketball and Hockey do pretty well.  It doesn't have to be an American invention.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.

I am very open-minded. 

That, young man, is a blatant lie.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 12:51:33 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 10, 2014, 12:30:45 AM
One day they'll figure that a gold medal in a sport nobody plays isn't as important as winning in the most popular sport and then national prestige will demand it. The US is more motivated by pride than prestige, so we'll continue favoring our own inventions.

OTOH, we certainly have enough Mexicans and Africans(the ones not descended from slaves) and commie pinko granola white boys to give it a go. I mean, if the Netherlands and Belgium can field competitive teams...  ;)

The communists figured that out a long time ago.  Chinese national prestige already demands much better performance from the Chinese national soccer team.  Even the Chinese media under official control made that point repeatedly - that the worth of a gold medal in a genuinely popular sport like soccer is worth a lot more than one in a professional-only sport like diving.  But there is nothing the Chinese government can do about it.  It requires too many fundamental changes.  Including in the education system and in the mindsets of parents, as they need to move from an exam-oriented approach to a more balanced system. It also requires a much more open media and fair court system that can expose and deal with the corruption, rampant match fixing and referee-buying in the so-called soccer league. 

I am not worried about the Chinese actually winning the WC.  I do notice that there is an attempt by FIFA to get China into the competition for obvious commercial reasons.  The Chinese are usually placed around 6-10th in Asia, plus or minus a few places.  Currently Asia has 4.5 spots.  The 0.5 is meaningless, because that is a spot shared with South America.  It is usually a playoff with the likes of Uruguay or Chile that the Asian team is doomed to lose.  So in practice they have 4 places.  Japan and S. Korea almost certainly will take two spots because they are so far ahead of everybody else.  Now that Australia has joined the Asian Football Association, they tend to take the third spot.  The final spot is usually taken by somebody in the middle east, like Iran, Saudi Arabia, Iraq or one of the oil-rich Gulf countries.  China has no hope in this system (except 2002, when both Japan and S. Korea were hosts, thus leaving more spots for others). 

FIFA's dream is to increase the no. of teams participating in the tournament from 32 to 40.  This way they can give at least 2 additional spots to Asia.  As shown in 2002, China could qualify if there are 2 additional Asian spots.  If China consistently qualifies for the tournament, it could be the beginning of positive development in the Chinese soccer league.  This is my real worry. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 09, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
Ah but no European team has won it in this hemisphere before.  THE STATUS QUO SHALL FALL.

A little bit anyway.

I am very open-minded. 

That, young man, is a blatant lie.

If it is blatent, it is not a lie :hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2014, 01:07:04 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 12:44:46 AM
Canadian sports Basketball

Blasphemy! :o
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 10, 2014, 01:54:20 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 10, 2014, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 09, 2014, 09:41:24 PM
The Argentines seem to do quite well in penalty shoot-outs.  Their goal keeper is impressive.  This may persuade the Germans to play more aggressively.
They have only ever lost one penalty shootout at the world cup. To Germany.

While I believe Germany has never lost a penalty shoot out.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 10, 2014, 03:28:16 AM
Not enough puns in here

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 03:31:09 AM
The Germany-Brazil match will be what people remember and talk about when they discuss the 2014 World Cup in future years.   

I am still thinking if I should bother to wake up at 4am to watch the third place match. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 03:32:48 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 03:31:09 AM

I am still thinking if I should bother to wake up at 4am to watch the third place match.

Fixed. And no, you shouldn't. Brazil will win it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 03:34:06 AM
Goddammit, lost my lead in the pool as well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
Austrian news site called yesterday's fixture "ein von Taktik geprägtes Match" (a match dominated by tactical considerations) which is sports journo shorthand for, "Both teams played very defensively and it was boring as fuck."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 04:06:43 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
Austrian news site called yesterday's fixture "ein von Taktik geprägtes Match" (a match dominated by tactical considerations) which is sports journo shorthand for, "Both teams played very defensively and it was boring as fuck."

Yeah it probably wasn't very exciting for neutral viewers.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 04:10:20 AM
I did notice it was a relatively clean game and the there was little diving.

I also plan on missing the hell out of the consolation game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 04:11:22 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
Austrian news site called yesterday's fixture "ein von Taktik geprägtes Match" (a match dominated by tactical considerations) which is sports journo shorthand for, "Both teams played very defensively and it was boring as fuck."

Yeah, that was boring.  Sometimes a 0-0 match could be interesting if there were a lot of shots.  The Netherlands-Argentina match was lacking in that department too.  Stars like Messi or van Persie didn't really do much.  Couldn't believe that I woke up at 4am and took painkiller after painkiller (as I had heahache due to sleep deprivation) to watch that. 

But anyway, the important point is that we got the result that we needed.  A Germany-Argentina final is what the status quo needs.  That's all that matters.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Mono, do you enjoy watching football or are you just obsessed with the status quo thing? Honest question.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 04:20:01 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Mono, do you enjoy watching football or are you just obsessed with the status quo thing? Honest question.

I do both.  I do like football, especially the World Cup format.  When I watch football, I have to pick a side to enjoy it.  One feature of the system is that I don't have much discretion on which side to support.  Say, if it is Uruguay vs China, I will have to support Uruguay. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 04:06:43 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
Austrian news site called yesterday's fixture "ein von Taktik geprägtes Match" (a match dominated by tactical considerations) which is sports journo shorthand for, "Both teams played very defensively and it was boring as fuck."

Yeah it probably wasn't very exciting for neutral viewers.

Well, it helps if you are rooting for one of the teams, but even so - I mean, I've seen my share of highly defensive games of Germany or Bayern Munich in the past 20 years and usually it's not really fun unless you're particularly fond of the intricacies of "Rasenschach" (lawn chess) as it's often called derogatorily.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:08:45 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 04:33:42 AM

Well, it helps if you are rooting for one of the teams, but even so - I mean, I've seen my share of highly defensive games of Germany or Bayern Munich in the past 20 years and usually it's not really fun unless you're particularly fond of the intricacies of "Rasenschach" (lawn chess) as it's often called derogatorily.

I don't know. If your team is playing in the knockout phase a game like this does have a lot of tension, because you know a single goal will probably be the end of it, for both sides. So it's pretty much a 120-minute sudden death game. With the stakes as high as they were, I couldn't take my eyes off it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:10:48 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 04:10:20 AM
I did notice it was a relatively clean game and the there was little diving.


The ref did miss a very blatant foul on Sneijder, of the "inbetween yellow and outright red card" category.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on July 10, 2014, 05:17:29 AM
Last night was boring even in a tactical sense.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 10, 2014, 06:10:40 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:10:48 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 04:10:20 AM
I did notice it was a relatively clean game and the there was little diving.


The ref did miss a very blatant foul on Sneijder, of the "inbetween yellow and outright red card" category.

An Oranje card?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 10, 2014, 06:19:28 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
Austrian news site called yesterday's fixture "ein von Taktik geprägtes Match" (a match dominated by tactical considerations) which is sports journo shorthand for, "Both teams played very defensively and it was boring as fuck."
'A day for the purists.'
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 06:47:05 AM
'A game of two halves'.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 07:18:00 AM
The Mengeles especially.  :ph34r:

I notice Mike Tyson is out defending Luis Suarez. Who needs enemies, eh.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:08:45 AM
I don't know. If your team is playing in the knockout phase a game like this does have a lot of tension, because you know a single goal will probably be the end of it, for both sides. So it's pretty much a 120-minute sudden death game. With the stakes as high as they were, I couldn't take my eyes off it.

If you have an interest in either team, that's how it is.  But it's still pretty draining.  The 120 minutes seem like 240.

All the stores are slashing prices on World Cup stuff.  We got an Argentina jersey for Tommy last night for $7 and I think I'll go get that Netherlands t-shirt I saw the other day. 

I planned to watch the third place game at home, but we got invited over to some German friends' house to watch it & I was put in a spot where it would have been rude to say no.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:08:45 AM
I don't know. If your team is playing in the knockout phase a game like this does have a lot of tension, because you know a single goal will probably be the end of it, for both sides. So it's pretty much a 120-minute sudden death game. With the stakes as high as they were, I couldn't take my eyes off it.

If you have an interest in either team, that's how it is.  But it's still pretty draining.  The 120 minutes seem like 240.

A commentary from yesterday: "After a match of the century we now have a match that seems to last a century."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:43:54 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 05:08:45 AM
I don't know. If your team is playing in the knockout phase a game like this does have a lot of tension, because you know a single goal will probably be the end of it, for both sides. So it's pretty much a 120-minute sudden death game. With the stakes as high as they were, I couldn't take my eyes off it.

If you have an interest in either team, that's how it is.  But it's still pretty draining.  The 120 minutes seem like 240.

All the stores are slashing prices on World Cup stuff.  We got an Argentina jersey for Tommy last night for $7 and I think I'll go get that Netherlands t-shirt I saw the other day. 

I planned to watch the third place game at home, but we got invited over to some German friends' house to watch it & I was put in a spot where it would have been rude to say no.

I don't understand why anyone would want to buy any World Cup merchandise.  I just watch the games.  That's it.  No merchandise, no gambling, and I don't even eat or drink anything when I watch the games. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
Think of it has Anime for the regular people.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
Think of it has Anime for the regular people.

I don't pay for anime, and I don't buy anime merchandise.  It is free entertainment for me, just like World Cup on TV.  So I still don't understand why there is a market for World Cup merchandise. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:53:19 AM

I don't pay for anime, and I don't buy anime merchandise.  It is free entertainment for me, just like World Cup on TV.  So I still don't understand why there is a market for World Cup merchandise.

Don't tell me you've never bought a Status Quo shirt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 10, 2014, 09:57:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.
I can, after yesterday's game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 10, 2014, 10:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.

Yes, it is a choice between two evils.
One that doesn't deserve it but is far away, and the other that kind of does deserve it but is way too close.
I'd rather give it to the Belgians than these two*









*not really. Fuck Belgium.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.
:( :( :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:07:53 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.
:( :( :(

Sorry, you guys are in the wrong continent this time.  I'll root for Germany in 2018  :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 10:08:57 AM
Barrister's hatred for Syt and Zanza knows no bounds and favors Catholics over Protestants.  He also hates Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.

I, on the other hand, will go to the barricades with you

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 10:12:45 AM
Is it possible that both team get DQ & we can have a proper and honourable winner like France.

ffs.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 10:15:05 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 10:12:45 AM
Is it possible that both team get DQ & we can have a proper and honourable winner like France.

ffs.

I think probably more teams than just two would have to be DQ'd for France to be proclaimed the champ :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:19:54 AM
Yeah, France is ranked 7th, I think.  It failed to get into the semi-finals.  Out of the 4 teams eliminated in the quarter-finals, France (10) is behind Columbia (12) and Belgium (12) in terms of points.  So the ranking is Germany/Argentina, Brazil/Netherlands, Columbia, Belgium, then France in 7th place, ahead of Costa Rica (9 points).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 10, 2014, 10:23:41 AM
In dubio, I go with what will piss off the Real Madrid fans I know more, and that's an Argie win. ¡Adelante Argentina!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:34:53 AM
Valmy: Honorary Prussian Liberal. :pickelhaube:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 10:55:42 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:34:53 AM
Valmy: Honorary Prussian Liberal. :pickelhaube:

:w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.

Ah, the circumcision factor.  Regardless, welcome to my barra quilombera :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:13:00 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:07:53 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: all of Brazil will root for Germany. :P

Having rooted for Brazil all tournament I guess I'm supposed to root against Argentina... but I don't think I can do it.  Not for the Germans.
:( :( :(

Sorry, you guys are in the wrong continent this time.  I'll root for Germany in 2018  :cool:

Your no European teams winning in South America requirement is a fundamental flaw in an otherwise admirable system.

There have  been three tournaments in South America before this one. The first two can be safely ignored. Hardly any European teams (or any teams) wanted to play and in neither tournament could they manage to field 16 teams.

The 1978 world cup was a proper tournament but Aregentina's qualification for the final is so suspect it shoudl be regarded as stricken from the records.

South America is therefore tabla rasa as far as world cup tournaments are concerned.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 11:13:49 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:19:54 AM
Yeah, France is ranked 7th, I think.  It failed to get into the semi-finals.  Out of the 4 teams eliminated in the quarter-finals, France (10) is behind Columbia (12) and Belgium (12) in terms of points.  So the ranking is Germany/Argentina, Brazil/Netherlands, Columbia, Belgium, then France in 7th place, ahead of Costa Rica (9 points).

The rankings of none-UEFA team is irrevelant.

It is madening that the world of soccer is not dominated by France and England. Madening.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:13:00 AM
The 1978 world cup was a proper tournament but Aregentina's qualification for the final is so suspect it shoudl be regarded as stricken from the records.

That is Mono's point
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:13:00 AM
The 1978 world cup was a proper tournament but Aregentina's qualification for the final is so suspect it shoudl be regarded as stricken from the records.

That is Mono's point

Really? I thought he was supporting Argentina on the basis of his thirs status quo rule: that no European team should win a WC hosted in South America. I'm arguing that is a shitty rule and that the three WCs held before 2014 in SA should be ignored for any staus quo calculations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:13:00 AM
The 1978 world cup was a proper tournament but Aregentina's qualification for the final is so suspect it shoudl be regarded as stricken from the records.

That is Mono's point

Really? I thought he was supporting Argentina on the basis of his thirs status quo rule: that no European team should win a WC hosted in South America. I'm arguing that is a shitty rule and that the three WCs held before 2014 in SA should be ignored for any staus quo calculations.

His status quo rule was no new team can win  ;)

His theory as a whole is premised on the assumption that FIFA decides who wins and your point provided good evidence for his theory.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 10, 2014, 12:39:21 PM
As Lineker once famously quipped, there's hardly anything more status quo in football than a German win. Even if the SA rule is broken, Mono can sleep without fear.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 12:51:02 PM
So Argentina is a fairly significant underdog and nobody seems to be giving them a chance.  Cool, cool... :menace:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 12:52:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 12:51:02 PM
So Argentina is a fairly significant underdog and nobody seems to be giving them a chance.  Cool, cool... :menace:

Yep, this way you will feel less pain when Germany wins.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 12:52:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 12:51:02 PM
So Argentina is a fairly significant underdog and nobody seems to be giving them a chance.  Cool, cool... :menace:

Yep, this way you will feel less pain when Germany wins.

I do tend to hedge my bets, yes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 02:36:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2014, 10:55:42 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 10:34:53 AM
Valmy: Honorary Prussian Liberal. :pickelhaube:

:w00t:

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 02:39:13 PM
What do the bookies have to say about the final?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 02:53:28 PM
2.30 Germany 3.15 draw 3.50 Germany on Unibet for be. Might stick a cheeky 100 on each of those.  :sleep:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 02:55:53 PM
I'm confused.  I'm guessing a draw pays 3.15/1, but what does the other stuff mean?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 10, 2014, 02:59:21 PM
I guess he means Argentina instead of the 2nd Germany.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 03:23:49 PM
 :Embarrass:

Yes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: nobody in Brazil will root for Argentina. :P

Fixed!
I expect the Brazilians of German descent to root for Germany. Most want both teams to lose but that's impossible.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 12:51:02 PM
So Argentina is a fairly significant underdog and nobody seems to be giving them a chance.  Cool, cool... :menace:

I would not bury them too soon, they seem to have a decent defense. Better than Germany's?
How many Argentines are supposed to cross the border for the final btw? Can they play at home IN BRAZIL?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
One advantage of playing Argentina in the final: nobody in Brazil will root for Argentina. :P

Fixed!
I expect the Brazilians of German descent to root for Germany. Most want both teams to lose but that's impossible.

Despite the 1990 final ending in a German win, I feel both teams lost that year. Man, that was some boring shit.
Argentina is just as boring this year.
Germany isn't.

So, Germany it is for me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 04:03:07 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
How many Argentines are supposed to cross the border for the final btw? Can they play at home IN BRAZIL?

Four that I know of personally.  I'm guessing many others will be selling off their kids to get tickets.  My hope is that dejected Brazilians will sell their Sunday game tickets to Argies posing as Germans (wouldn't that be a switch).  I just wish I could be there with my people.

Maybe I could hitch a ride with LeBron James :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 04:08:47 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 04:03:07 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
How many Argentines are supposed to cross the border for the final btw? Can they play at home IN BRAZIL?

Four that I know of personally.  I'm guessing many others will be selling off their kids to get tickets.  My hope is that dejected Brazilians will sell their Sunday game tickets to Argies posing as Germans (wouldn't that be a switch).  I just wish I could be there with my people.

Maybe I could hitch a ride with LeBron James :hmm:

That's what I fear expect of them!  ;) I guess the official black market rate (sic) will be 7 to 1. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 10, 2014, 04:03:07 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 10, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
How many Argentines are supposed to cross the border for the final btw? Can they play at home IN BRAZIL?

Four that I know of personally.  I'm guessing many others will be selling off their kids to get tickets.  My hope is that dejected Brazilians will sell their Sunday game tickets to Argies posing as Germans (wouldn't that be a switch).  I just wish I could be there with my people.

Maybe I could hitch a ride with LeBron James :hmm:

Spicy, isn't this like a dream final for you? Your family hails from Germany, doesn't it?
And with an Argentinian wife, I can imagine you are suppressing the inner Kraut Fallujah-style.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:42:53 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
Think of it has Anime for the regular people.

I don't pay for anime, and I don't buy anime merchandise.  It is free entertainment for me, just like World Cup on TV.  So I still don't understand why there is a market for World Cup merchandise.

You went to a concert, that counts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:56:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:42:53 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 10, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
Think of it has Anime for the regular people.

I don't pay for anime, and I don't buy anime merchandise.  It is free entertainment for me, just like World Cup on TV.  So I still don't understand why there is a market for World Cup merchandise.

You went to a concert, that counts.

Concert isn't "merchandise" :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 10, 2014, 09:57:22 PM
It's certainly wasted money though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 10, 2014, 09:57:39 PM
It's something that's not free.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 09:58:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 10, 2014, 09:57:22 PM
It's certainly wasted money though.

I put it under music, not anime though  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:03:53 PM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Gups on July 10, 2014, 11:13:00 AM
The 1978 world cup was a proper tournament but Aregentina's qualification for the final is so suspect it shoudl be regarded as stricken from the records.

That is Mono's point

Really? I thought he was supporting Argentina on the basis of his thirs status quo rule: that no European team should win a WC hosted in South America. I'm arguing that is a shitty rule and that the three WCs held before 2014 in SA should be ignored for any staus quo calculations.

It is not just S. America though.  No European team has ever won a WC in the Americas, including the WC matches held in the US and Mexico. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:05:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:33:13 AM


His status quo rule was no new team can win  ;)

His theory as a whole is premised on the assumption that FIFA decides who wins and your point provided good evidence for his theory.

Actually it is the other way round.  I believe FIFA wants to open new markets, and they want an Asian or African team to win.  Especially Asian.  See: South Korea in 2002. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 10:47:36 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 10, 2014, 10:05:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 10, 2014, 11:33:13 AM


His status quo rule was no new team can win  ;)

His theory as a whole is premised on the assumption that FIFA decides who wins and your point provided good evidence for his theory.

Actually it is the other way round.  I believe FIFA wants to open new markets, and they want an Asian or African team to win.  Especially Asian.  See: South Korea in 2002.

You fail at consipiracy theories then. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2014, 02:45:10 AM
This match will determine the real pope, too, I guess.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fedwardpentin.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Fpope-francis-and-pope-benedict-ace219166d70e7da.jpg&hash=6cb036ba09721f9ba9955d3b0ddc90dc406218ad)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 11, 2014, 05:15:36 AM
I just saw a replay of the first Dutch miss, it almost rolled back into the goal because of spin and ended up on the goal line. It would've been one for the YouTube legendary archives if it had gone in. The goalie was completely unaware in his celebrations.

http://www.dr.dk/sporten/fifavm2014/nyheder/20140711085034.htm

EDIT: And I just saw it again, did it touch Vlaar?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 11, 2014, 05:33:01 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 11, 2014, 05:15:36 AM
I just saw a replay of the first Dutch miss, it almost rolled back into the goal because of spin and ended up on the goal line. It would've been one for the YouTube legendary archives if it had gone in. The goalie was completely unaware in his celebrations.

http://www.dr.dk/sporten/fifavm2014/nyheder/20140711085034.htm

EDIT: And I just saw it again, did it touch Vlaar?

Pretty sure the ball hit the Dutch player during the rebound.  That amounts to shooting the ball twice.  Even if the ball had gone in, I don't think it would be counted. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 11, 2014, 05:57:48 AM
The Independent has this today; The tackle that tore an anus.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/worldcup/javier-mascherano-reveals-he-tore-his-anus-in-heroic-matchsaving-tackle-on-arjen-robben-9599527.html

Best. headline. ever.

Well, at least in the top 20.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 11, 2014, 06:12:04 AM
HK media reports that 18 people spent US$13k each to go to the Argentina-Netherlands match.  When they got to the stadium, four of them were refused entry because their tickets were fakes.  They had to watch public TV instead. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2014, 06:12:09 AM
In German, if someone works hard, you can say "er reißt sich den Arsch auf" which literally means, "he's tearing up his arse." It's often used in the context of football, too, so ....
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 11, 2014, 06:49:51 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 11, 2014, 05:15:36 AM
I just saw a replay of the first Dutch miss, it almost rolled back into the goal because of spin and ended up on the goal line. It would've been one for the YouTube legendary archives if it had gone in. The goalie was completely unaware in his celebrations.

http://www.dr.dk/sporten/fifavm2014/nyheder/20140711085034.htm

EDIT: And I just saw it again, did it touch Vlaar?

I completely missed that.


Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 11, 2014, 07:27:50 AM
Looks like it touches Vlaar's shoulder, imho. So it wouldn't have counted.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 11, 2014, 08:28:45 AM
Quote from: celedhring on July 11, 2014, 07:27:50 AM
Looks like it touches Vlaar's shoulder, imho. So it wouldn't have counted.

I think so too, in the second video the trajectory changes slightly on the way up.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 09:23:53 AM
Quote from: Norgy on July 10, 2014, 04:12:04 PM
Spicy, isn't this like a dream final for you? Your family hails from Germany, doesn't it?
And with an Argentinian wife, I can imagine you are suppressing the inner Kraut Fallujah-style.

Yeah, kinda.  When they played each other in 2010 I was evenly split.  But with Argentina making the run they've made thus far I'd like to see them finish out on top.  They're due, and it would mean more to Argentina with all the troubles they currently have.  I do get the impression among Argies that they are happy enough with getting to the final that they won't have anything like the Brazilians' meltdown should they lose.

I snagged an Argentina away jersey on the cheap yesterday to replace the size medium Messi jersey that no longer fits me (and really never properly did).  The stores here are discounting all World Cup stuff to get rid of it, despite the fact that there are two (I guess techically four) teams still playing.  I may get a German one for the hell of it.  The Netherlands shirt was sold out when I went back.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2014, 09:30:25 AM
I saw a statistic in Neue Zürcher Zeitung today: during the Argentina-Netherlands semifinal, the only two people on the pitch who ran less than Messi (measured in km) were the two goalies.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 11, 2014, 10:30:14 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 10:33:37 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 11, 2014, 09:30:25 AM
I saw a statistic in Neue Zürcher Zeitung today: during the Argentina-Netherlands semifinal, the only two people on the pitch who ran less than Messi (measured in km) were the two goalies.  :lol:

He was resting for the final :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 11, 2014, 10:55:03 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 11, 2014, 09:30:25 AM
I saw a statistic in Neue Zürcher Zeitung today: during the Argentina-Netherlands semifinal, the only two people on the pitch who ran less than Messi (measured in km) were the two goalies.  :lol:

What is it still more than Fred?

Is Messi any good a stealing the ball from the opposition midfield?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2014, 11:26:20 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/germany-went-easy-brazil-second-3834359

QuoteGermany went easy on Brazil in second half of 7-1 World Cup pasting claims Mats Hummels

Joachim Low's men already lead tournament hosts 5-0 at halftime in their semi-final and agreed not to humiliate them further in the last 45 minutes

Germany's players made a half-time dressing room pact not to "humiliate" Brazil ‎during their World Cup mauling.

Defender Mats Hummels ‎revealed he and his teammates spoke in the dressing room in Belo Horizonte after storming into a 5-0 interval lead.

They agreed not to 'show-boat', and, after their historic 7-1 semi-final win, Manchester United target Hummels explained: "We just made it clear that we had to stay focused and not try to humiliate them.

"We said we had to stay serious and concentrate at half-time. That's something you don't have to show on the pitch if you are playing.

"You have to show the opponent respect and it was very important that we did this and didn't try to show some magic or something like this. It was important we played our game for 90 minutes."

Brazil were left completely stunned ‎by Germany's rampant victory but Hummels insists they must repeat their World Cup masterclass if they are to win the final on Sunday.

He added: "‎After our second goal they got confused. They were not organised on the pitch and after that we didn't miss a chance until we scored the fifth goal. This doesn't happen too often. You just have to enjoy it.

"We must keep our feet on the ground, but that's no problem for us. We know how hard it will be on Sunday. It doesn't matter who the opponent is on the day. It will be a hard fight and the only chance we have of winning is if we know that from the start.

"We know we are one of the best teams in the world but you always need a bit of luck and for us it was a good day. We must enjoy what happened, but if we lose the final, this semi-final will not be worth anything.

"The game does not have any impact on the final on because it will be a totally different game. It was nice how it went, but it will be no problem keeping our feet on the ground."

Hummels and his teammates were praised by their former manager Jurgen Klinsmann.

The current USA coach, who scored 38 goals in 80 appearances for Germany as a player and managed them at the 2006 World Cup, urged Joachim Low and his players to go on and win the tournament.

Klinsmann tweeted: "The best German performance ever in a World Cup! Simply fantastic! Now get the Cup JOGI and TEAM!"

And former Germany and Liverpool midfielder Dietmar Hamann was equally impressed, saying: "Master-class from Germany. Clinical, organised, hard-working, unselfish and humble. Very proud of the team. One to go."

I'm rather surprised how scandal free the team is this time around. No divas jockeying for the limelight. This seems to really be one of the rare cases of all for one and one for all. I'm really impressed by Lukas Podolski who has been on the bench the whole time, but still projects a lot of joy and positive energy during this tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 11, 2014, 11:36:34 AM
If you're going to "not humiliate" someone, a crucial part of that plan is not saying that you chose to not humiliate someone.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 11, 2014, 11:39:32 AM
This Germany team are exceptionally loveable. They're like the anti-Dutch.

Though, needless to say, I'll be cheering on Argentina :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 11, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 11, 2014, 11:39:32 AM
This Germany team are exceptionally loveable. They're like the anti-Dutch.

Though, needless to say, I'll be cheering on Argentina :w00t:

Papist.  <_<

Get behind Europe!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 12:24:31 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 11, 2014, 11:36:34 AM
If you're going to "not humiliate" someone, a crucial part of that plan is not saying that you chose to not humiliate someone.

Yeah.  When it's already 5-0 at the half it's a done deal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 11, 2014, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 11, 2014, 11:36:34 AM
If you're going to "not humiliate" someone, a crucial part of that plan is not saying that you chose to not humiliate someone.

And then score another two goals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 11, 2014, 12:46:26 PM
Germany should have let Brazil score 4 in the second half and then unleash another 5 goals in the last 6 minutes to fully break Brazilian's spirits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 11, 2014, 12:48:18 PM
They should have just beat them down 14-0.  When people call you out on it say you 'respect Brazil too much to take it easy on them.'
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 12:55:28 PM
I noticed they had a Portuguese audio option for the Germany-Brazil game on the ESPN app.  Might go back & watch the first half with that on just to hear the reactions.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 11, 2014, 12:59:28 PM
Incomprehensible shrieks of pure noise, or Portuguese? You decide.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 11, 2014, 01:01:08 PM
When I read the article on what Hummels said I didn't see it as a "lets take it easy on them and not try hard" but rather "lets not mock brazil while beating them totally". Less a case of not trying to win by the largest margine, more a case of no elaborate end zone style celebrations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 11, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 12:55:28 PM
I noticed they had a Portuguese audio option for the Germany-Brazil game on the ESPN app.  Might go back & watch the first half with that on just to hear the reactions.
I'd be curious to hear Mexican broadcast:

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough* *panting* *cough* *panting* *THUD*
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2014, 01:26:44 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 11, 2014, 01:01:08 PM
When I read the article on what Hummels said I didn't see it as a "lets take it easy on them and not try hard" but rather "lets not mock brazil while beating them totally". Less a case of not trying to win by the largest margine, more a case of no elaborate end zone style celebrations.

Yeah, that's how I read it, too. Basically, "They're having an off night and we'll win handily. But let's not be dicks about this." Also explains the somewhat subdued post match celebrations, the friendly exchanges between players and coaching staff etc. Additionally, when you know after 30 minutes that you'll win handily, you won't be as overjoyed at the final whistle as when a tight game goes to the wire.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 11, 2014, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on July 11, 2014, 12:59:28 PM
Incomprehensible shrieks of pure noise, or Portuguese? You decide.

Rude! :angry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 04:00:28 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 11, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 11, 2014, 12:55:28 PM
I noticed they had a Portuguese audio option for the Germany-Brazil game on the ESPN app.  Might go back & watch the first half with that on just to hear the reactions.
I'd be curious to hear Mexican broadcast:

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough* *panting* *cough* *panting* *THUD*

I have to say I prefer the somber Irish & Brit dudes on ESPN to the TelemundoSabadoGigante spazzoids doing the Spanish language broadcasts.  The Latinos in our group disagree and think the English-speaking announcers are too boring.

Speaking of our FIFA watching group, the Puerto Rican, Peruvian, Mexican, and Colombian contingents are all rooting for Argentina.  The Latin American holdout is a Venezuelan gal who happens to be married to a German guy.  Like that's an excuse :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 11, 2014, 04:14:08 PM
Nothing beats former Norwegian radio presenter Bjørge Lillelien.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbZWIcj0bk

"Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me, your boys took one hell of a beating!".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 11, 2014, 09:26:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 11, 2014, 12:48:18 PM
They should have just beat them down 14-0.  When people call you out on it say you 'respect Brazil too much to take it easy on them.'

If they had been trying they would have done. I'm sad the didn't get one or two more just to break a few more records.
But it's understandable they didn't try too hard. They have a final to save themselves for. Winning the tournament is more important than a few records
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 12, 2014, 02:27:47 AM
 :lol:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFGKc9Vs.jpg&hash=1163ac2f0db1244963d1dbb28fdecd840e6dcc5a)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 12, 2014, 05:10:55 AM
Not so sure that Qatar was the best choice.  :hmm:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/isis-world-cup-terror-threat-cancel-qatar-2022-094143936.html#axrMXBa

Quote

    "Dear Joseph,

    We had sent a message to you back in 2010, when you decided or were bribed by the former Amir of Qatar to have the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Now, after the establishment of the Caliphate state, we declare that there will be no World Cup in Qatar since Qatar will be part of the Caliphate under the rule of the Caliph Ibrahim Bin Awad Alqarshi [al-Baghdadi's full name] who doesn't allow corruption and diversion from Islam in the land of the Muslims. This is why we suggest that you will decide upon a replacement country instead of Qatar. The Islamic state has long-range Scud missiles that can easily reach Qatar, as the Americans already know.

    Thanks"
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 12, 2014, 05:31:48 AM
Suddenly I'm beginning to like them. But then Joseph Blatter and FIFA are a greater evil than ISIS can ever aspire to be.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 12, 2014, 05:45:14 AM
Man, who would have thought some good could come from an extremist medieval Islamic state with access to modern weapon systems.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 12, 2014, 05:57:23 AM
They're just upset the World Cup is getting all the media attention whilst they're doing their thing in Iraq. Any good jihadist knows more media exposure means more donations.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 07:56:56 AM
Even ISIS acknowledges FIFA were bribed to set the WC in Qatar.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 12, 2014, 02:52:03 PM
Anyone going to watch the game? I'm leaning more towards another episode of the Bugle instead of turning on the radio.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 12, 2014, 03:01:30 PM
I've got it on in the background, while moving panzers towards Kiev.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 03:03:33 PM
Yeah I'm watching it. Curious to see how Brazil responds.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 03:07:55 PM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 12, 2014, 03:09:29 PM
Much better with Silva back in the team  :lol:

Should have been a red card as well.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 03:10:11 PM
Should have been red (last man), but outside the area, so only freekick...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 12, 2014, 03:21:40 PM
2-0. After an offside.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 03:22:43 PM
Brazil needs to find a new national sport. They're terrible at this one.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 12, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Hup Holland Hup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bDvFRxqvYM
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 12, 2014, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 03:22:43 PM
Brazil needs to find a new national sport. They're terrible at this one.

A German joke news site had an article that they'd switch to badminton now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 03:27:25 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 12, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Hup Holland Hup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bDvFRxqvYM

Thank you for this.  :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 03:54:02 PM
After the second goal and the terrible defending before makes you wonder if David Luiz is worth 50 million...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 12, 2014, 04:00:17 PM
And *this* is the first Brazil game I've gotten to sit down and watch.  <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 04:16:23 PM
It's better than their last. :hug:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 12, 2014, 04:36:06 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 04:16:23 PM
It's better than their last. :hug:

I dunno, that might have been more entertaining in a "watching a train wreck" kind of way...
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 12, 2014, 04:46:25 PM
Some odd refereeing, from what I'm hearing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 12, 2014, 04:53:55 PM
Is it just me, or has the ref gotten pretty much every major decision wrong?  Missed the red card, but at the same time gave the penalty by mistake.  Then gave the yellow card to Robben for nothing at all.  Then fails to call an offside on the second goal.  Then not only misses the penalty for the Brazilians, but actually wrongly gives the yellow card for diving.  Then misses the penalty for the Dutch.  With the way he's going, he may may forget to blow the final whistle, and they'll keep playing until tomorrow.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 12, 2014, 04:57:13 PM
Finally a goal for the Dutch that wasn't gifted by the referee.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Delirium on July 12, 2014, 04:59:27 PM
Poor Brazil?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 05:07:58 PM
Outscored 10-1 in the last two matches.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 05:13:58 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 03:54:02 PM
After the second goal and the terrible defending before makes you wonder if David Luiz is worth 50 million...

PSG: Masters of the transfer market  :lmfao:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 12, 2014, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: Delirium on July 12, 2014, 04:59:27 PM
Poor Brazil?

:o Del?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 12, 2014, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 12, 2014, 05:13:58 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 12, 2014, 03:54:02 PM
After the second goal and the terrible defending before makes you wonder if David Luiz is worth 50 million...

PSG: Masters of the transfer market  :lmfao:

Given the level of the French league, they're more than enough. :) In the Champions' League, David Luiz will need to recover his game though. ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 12, 2014, 06:20:05 PM
I hope this makes Brazil realise that their team plain sucks, and it isn't just one unlucky match. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on July 12, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
Quote from: Delirium on July 12, 2014, 04:59:27 PM
Poor Brazil?

DEL!  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 12, 2014, 06:55:38 PM
I followed two rules in the languish pool:

I'd pick the US to win every game
I'd pick Brazil to win every game

The first because I have faith in my fellow countrymen, the second because while I know jack shit about soccer, if Brazil can win at anything it is supposed to be soccer.

The two teams combined for 11 games, and won 5 of them. I'm 2 games out of the lead in the languish pool.

The moral: never bet on American football players that can't use their hands (yes that means you can bet on Tim Howard, but be wary if supported by 10 Americans that can't), and never bet on Brazil for anything. Brazil has set its national sliders for max soccer, and if this is the best they can do at a home world cup imagine how bad they are at say building a road network.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 12, 2014, 07:06:01 PM
Looks like I will need to pick Argentina to win the pool.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 13, 2014, 04:35:27 AM
¡Adelante Argentina!

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 13, 2014, 04:38:30 AM
Germany was in a similar spot as Brazil now in the lat 90s/early 00s (a lucky advance to the WC final notwithstanding). The home World Cup gave the impetus to change things around. Youth training was improved. Klinsmann and his then assistant Jogi Löw had a lot of detractors at the time, most notably the tabloid BILD who found a lot of their privileges revoked (like receiving match line ups a day before the match, or having practically 24/7 access to the team and its players) - also, BILD and Klinsmann have long been on bad terms (whereas Beckenbauer and Matthäus are BILD darlings). But a lot of people people were complaining about Klinsmann changing the German style of play around to something that felt alien at the time, and inviting people based on performance, not reputation, which brought in a bunch of new faces into the team.

The 2006 World Cup shut the critics up, and Löw has continued on this path. Personally, I thought that the transformation was complete when Ballack finally left the team. He was a good enough footballer, but I never liked him as a person (he's down there with the likes of Andi Möller for me).

Brazil would need a cut, as well. The question is if it's possible under their national football association which is among the more corrupt ones in the business (which is quite a feat).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: celedhring on July 13, 2014, 05:48:20 AM
We won loads despite a hopelessly corrupt FA. It's a non-factor.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 13, 2014, 06:15:24 AM
http://www.mlssoccer.com/worldcup/2014/news/article/2014/07/12/north-korea-world-cup-final-vs-portugal-so-says-north-korean-media-sideline (http://www.mlssoccer.com/worldcup/2014/news/article/2014/07/12/north-korea-world-cup-final-vs-portugal-so-says-north-korean-media-sideline)

QuotePredictably, this version of the tournament included some convenient matchups, sure to please supreme leader Kim Jong-un. North Korea knocked off the likes of Japan (7-0) and China (a downright kind 2-0) on the way to the final against Portugal. But certainly no imaginary moment of glory was bigger than a 4-0 shellacking of the United States.

Juche Korea reached the finals! If you believe Kim-Jong-Un that is.  :lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north-korea-media-tells-country-that-its-team-has-reached-world-cup-final-4796033/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north-korea-media-tells-country-that-its-team-has-reached-world-cup-final-4796033/)

Link, otherwise it would have not existed. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 13, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
Austrian TV did a mockumentary for the Euro 2008 about how Austria achieved the miracle of winning the championship. It was rather decently done, with a few big names like Beckenbauer playing along with it, along with the German TV analysts at the time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 13, 2014, 07:05:18 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 13, 2014, 07:10:49 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 13, 2014, 07:20:06 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 12:14:58 PM
Fred retires from international squad, says losses were a team effort and that one individual cannot be blamed, especially not Fred.

His exact quote:

"But no single person was responsible for that. What I can say is that it was not only Fred's fault."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 13, 2014, 12:16:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 12:14:58 PM
Fred retires from international squad, says losses were a team effort and that one individual cannot be blamed, especially not Fred.

Seriously, you can't really blame the striker for the team conceding 7 goals.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 13, 2014, 12:16:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 12:14:58 PM
Fred retires from international squad, says losses were a team effort and that one individual cannot be blamed, especially not Fred.

Seriously, you can't really blame the striker for the team conceding 7 goals.

It was the way he said it, I added the quote.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2014, 12:17:49 PM
Predicting final will be snorefest that goes into penalties.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 13, 2014, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 13, 2014, 12:17:49 PM
Predicting final will be snorefest that goes into penalties.
Same here.  Argentinians are too good at defending, and too terrible at attacking, for this to be an exciting game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 13, 2014, 01:04:27 PM
Watching with about 500 people in a public location. Beer is flowing liberally.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 02:03:39 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 13, 2014, 01:04:27 PM
Watching with about 500 people in a public location. Beer is flowing liberally.

Good luck. Germany ftw!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 13, 2014, 02:38:38 PM
That could have been a red. Entertaining so far.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 02:51:36 PM
For a final, very entertaining.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2014, 02:59:08 PM
yup. Pleasantly surprised, but still looking like a 0-0 match
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 13, 2014, 03:19:14 PM
I guess medics in soccer are not only ignorant of the dangers of back injury, but head injury knowledge seems to be lagging as well.  That German player clearly wasn't right after that hit, and head injuries that rotate the head are the most severe.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 13, 2014, 03:22:31 PM
Schumacher sends his regards.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 03:37:18 PM
Suddenly I don't have a problem with the NFL's rules about teams all wearing the same color shoes.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 13, 2014, 03:52:18 PM
Here Are Two Totally Not Corrupt People Sitting Next To Each Other At The World Cup (http://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/here-are-two-totally-not-corrupt-people-sitting-next-to-each)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 13, 2014, 04:01:53 PM
Bigger goals.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 13, 2014, 04:03:31 PM
This is the most exciting 0:0 game since the last one.  Argentinians really are a pox on soccer, every one of their knockout games has been an utter snoozer.  I wish Germans were as good at diving today as they were in 1990.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 13, 2014, 04:20:36 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 13, 2014, 04:03:31 PM
This is the most exciting 0:0 game since the last one.  Argentinians really are a pox on soccer, every one of their knockout games has been an utter snoozer.  I wish Germans were as good at diving today as they were in 1990.

I'm really not sure where to come down on diving. On the one hand, it is dishonorable and rather pathetic. On the other hand, if it was removed from the game there would be even less scoring.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 04:29:46 PM
Allright.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 13, 2014, 04:29:53 PM
:w00t: :nelson:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 04:30:38 PM
Very nice goal
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 13, 2014, 04:31:07 PM
About fucking time....
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 13, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
Iron law of football once confirmed again. Too many opportunities squandered by the Argentines.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 13, 2014, 04:34:23 PM
Oh well.  I guess we'll have to settle for a 99% victory for the status quo instead of 100%.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 04:42:32 PM
Congrats neighbours! :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 04:42:43 PM
How the fuck can grown men cry over a game they didn't even play in?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 13, 2014, 04:44:13 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 13, 2014, 04:34:23 PM
Oh well.  I guess we'll have to settle for a 99% victory for the status quo instead of 100%.

You fail to appreciate the bigger picture. Yes a traditional power won. But the success of the US created unprecedented excitement here. In time that may be the spark needed to create your ultimate nightmare: a non European / South American winner.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 04:42:43 PM
How the fuck can grown men cry over a game they didn't even play in?

Seriously?  I don't even know what to say to that.

Deutschland über alles in der welt
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 04:42:43 PM
How the fuck can grown men cry over a game they didn't even play in?

Subs or fans? Weird question in both cases, actually.  :huh:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 04:42:32 PM
Congrats neighbours! :cheers:

:yes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 04:58:06 PM
I meant as a fan, not a player that didn't get into the game.

I have had favorite teams win championships and lose championship games.  I have had favorite teams have their hearts broken and very rarely had my team break someone else's heart.  I have had favorite teams get screwed over and seen it go the other way, but I cannot think of any time that I have been even close to crying over other people running around playing a game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 04:59:44 PM
Favourite team != national team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Golden Ball to Messi?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Golden Ball to Messi?

Of course, the Germans got to the final as a team, Argentina because of Messi. So probably deserved.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 05:04:32 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 04:58:06 PM
I meant as a fan, not a player that didn't get into the game.

I have had favorite teams win championships and lose championship games.  I have had favorite teams have their hearts broken and very rarely had my team break someone else's heart.  I have had favorite teams get screwed over and seen it go the other way, but I cannot think of any time that I have been even close to crying over other people running around playing a game.

I think this is more of a temperament thing.  One of the things I love about being in a big group of sports fans is the heightened emotions you get as part of the mob.  I find myself tearing up when we freaking play the fight song much less when we suffer a soul crushing defeat.  But the heightened emotions are part of the rush for me, that is why I am here.  If I was not emotionally into it, it wouldn't be any fun and I would do something else with my time.

But, you know, don't bug me right after a big loss.  I need about 30 minutes to get my sanity back.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 13, 2014, 05:08:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 05:04:32 PM
But, you know, don't bug me right after a big loss.  I need about 30 minutes to get my sanity back.

:lol:  It used to be, it took me until about Wednesday.  Now I'm good around late Monday afternoon.

Playoff losses, on the other hand...now they smart.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:09:03 PM
I think this German team will have a good shot at taking Moscow in 2018.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 04:59:44 PM
Favourite team != national team.

Well, that's true.  I care a lot more about the St Louis Cardinals and Portland Trail Blazers then any of the US National Teams.  Maybe it is because the national teams only do stuff every 4 years were I am following and caring about the others every year.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on July 13, 2014, 05:11:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 05:04:32 PM

But, you know, don't bug me right after a big loss.  I need about 30 minutes to get my sanity back.

Exactly.  The shared experience of being a fan at an event/watching an event means something, even more so in a big loss.  It might mean going off to our special place to not talk to anyone, or it might me letting emotions out, but the communitas of the moment is not the norm.  Let people cry, let them punch walls, let them swear, let them be alone - it is something shared and something emotional.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 04:59:44 PM
Favourite team != national team.

Well, that's true.  I care a lot more about the St Louis Cardinals and Portland Trail Blazers then any of the US National Teams.  Maybe it is because the national teams only do stuff every 4 years were I am following and caring about the others every year.

I have a feeling that the national team has a different status in rotw than in the us.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: katmai on July 13, 2014, 05:12:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 13, 2014, 05:08:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 05:04:32 PM
But, you know, don't bug me right after a big loss.  I need about 30 minutes to get my sanity back.

:lol:  It used to be, it took me until about Wednesday.  Now I'm good around late Monday afternoon.

Playoff losses, on the other hand...now they smart.
i still haven't watched the Ravens-Niners Super Bowl.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:12:41 PM


I have a feeling that the national team has a different status in rotw than in the us.

Sure sounds like it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on July 13, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:12:41 PM


I have a feeling that the national team has a different status in rotw than in the us.

Sure sounds like it.
I don't know,  I slept horribly for a couple of nights (reliving both the 2nd goal against Portugal and the loss to Belgium) after the US was out.  It might have something to do with casual fans vs fans who follow the sport.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:23:07 PM
Most important thing though is I got to watch the entire game at work. Being on call with no calls for the second world cup final in a row.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:28:39 PM
The streaker was promoting a movie. Disappointing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 13, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:12:41 PM


I have a feeling that the national team has a different status in rotw than in the us.

Sure sounds like it.
I don't know,  I slept horribly for a couple of nights (reliving both the 2nd goal against Portugal and the loss to Belgium) after the US was out.  It might have something to do with casual fans vs fans who follow the sport.

Fair enough.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 13, 2014, 05:40:25 PM
Way too much crying in the stands. Pussies.

Hilarious, but still pussies.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 13, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: Maladict on July 13, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:12:41 PM


I have a feeling that the national team has a different status in rotw than in the us.

Sure sounds like it.
I don't know,  I slept horribly for a couple of nights (reliving both the 2nd goal against Portugal and the loss to Belgium) after the US was out.  It might have something to do with casual fans vs fans who follow the sport.

What was there to lose sleep about with the Belgium game?  The US wasn't really expected to even get out of group play, Belgium was favored to win the game and they showed very clearly during the game that they were better, even though the US just missed a chance at a miracle at the end.  I would understand if they were expected to win that game, or to make a deep run and were beaten by a lesser team, but sometimes the other team is just better than you and there isn't a whole lot you can do about it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 13, 2014, 06:07:22 PM
Chicks blubber all the time at college football games.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 06:09:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
What was there to lose sleep about with the Belgium game?  The US wasn't really expected to even get out of group play, Belgium was favored to win the game and they showed very clearly during the game that they were better, even though the US just missed a chance at a miracle at the end.  I would understand if they were expected to win that game, or to make a deep run and were beaten by a lesser team, but sometimes the other team is just better than you and there isn't a whole lot you can do about it.

That doesn't work man.  The US had the tying goal and blew it.  Besides how much better were they really from the US anyway?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 13, 2014, 06:10:35 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 13, 2014, 06:07:22 PM
Chicks blubber all the time at college football games.

Leave Tim Tebow alone.  :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 13, 2014, 06:14:06 PM
 ^_^
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2014, 06:34:00 PM
Best world cup ever and I've seen a few.

Might consider going to Russia next time around.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 13, 2014, 06:54:08 PM
Great game, tough loss.  Our group ended up close to 50/50 after some extra Germans showed up.

I love this pic-- the Argentine kids look German and the German kids look Argentine.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3o2VFaEG2qY/U8MZsjF889I/AAAAAAAADQA/E1N_cZE_NGE/w913-h685-no/https%25253A%25252F%25252Flh6.googleusercontent.com%25252FUuwzjcnMkl-qmgnDEhMBZJtt1FKzIydyLbl5b-_dTps%25253Ds0-d)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 13, 2014, 07:11:59 PM
Pretty good game considering it was a final.

All in all, this World Cup was brilliant and I miss it already. :cry:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 13, 2014, 07:37:10 PM
Tenth of thousands celebrating in the streets here. :-)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Sheilbh on July 13, 2014, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 13, 2014, 06:09:00 PM

That doesn't work man.  The US had the tying goal and blew it.  Besides how much better were they really from the US anyway?
Also the US wasn't a massive underdog in that game. You've been to every World Cup since 1986 and have a decent team. The US weren't expected to progress because you were in a difficult group, not because it's a bad team.

The Belgians had a lot of good press about six months ago, but never really seemed terribly impressive in the groups so a lot of the 'dark horse' talk died down. They'd not been to the World Cup or the Euros since the early 00s.

It was a great game between two quite likeable sides with no clear favourite/underdog.

I enjoyed that game. I was supporting Argentina, but Germany are very good winners :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 13, 2014, 07:51:45 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 13, 2014, 07:37:10 PM
Tenth of thousands celebrating in the streets here. :-)

So hundreds? :unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 13, 2014, 07:52:57 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Golden Ball to Messi?

I was wondering about the same thing, though it could be argued he was far more important for Argentina reaching the final than any single german players was for Germany reaching the final.

But Messi has such an intense lobby that he might have been nominated even if he missed the World Cup due to injury.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 13, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Or maybe I'm just bitter because I was busy at work and missed the game.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on July 13, 2014, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on July 13, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Or maybe I'm just bitter because I was busy at work and missed the game.

You should have fired your boss.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: PDH on July 13, 2014, 08:42:14 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
What was there to lose sleep about with the Belgium game?  The US wasn't really expected to even get out of group play, Belgium was favored to win the game and they showed very clearly during the game that they were better, even though the US just missed a chance at a miracle at the end.  I would understand if they were expected to win that game, or to make a deep run and were beaten by a lesser team, but sometimes the other team is just better than you and there isn't a whole lot you can do about it.

You don't get it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 13, 2014, 09:10:50 PM
While I really wanted a German-Dutch Final, I had to root for zee Germans in this one:  while there's nothing quite as enjoyable as the wailing and gnashing of Euroteeth whenever they lose in their little game, their little pacifist hands balled into little fists of rage as they set shit on fire, I thoroughly enjoy watching the entire southern hemisphere collectively mourn and suck the big one when it comes to their sport.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: sbr on July 13, 2014, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 13, 2014, 08:42:14 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
What was there to lose sleep about with the Belgium game?  The US wasn't really expected to even get out of group play, Belgium was favored to win the game and they showed very clearly during the game that they were better, even though the US just missed a chance at a miracle at the end.  I would understand if they were expected to win that game, or to make a deep run and were beaten by a lesser team, but sometimes the other team is just better than you and there isn't a whole lot you can do about it.

You don't get it.

No I don't and apparently I am the weird one, which is unexpected this time.

I have been a big sports fan since the early '80s, and I have gone though every emotional reaction that a person can have to a game and a team, but I am pretty sure I have never been close to tears and I can only think of one time, Game 1 of the first round of the 1993 NBA Western Conference Playoffs, that caused me to lose sleep; that game upset me so much I didn't even want to have sex with my new girlfriend that night, but no tears and I bumped one off the next morning and everything was fine.

My favorite teams have had some heart breaking losses:  Game 6 1985 World Series, 1987 World Series, 1990-1993 NBA Playoffs (Finals, WC Finals, Finals, First Round( this team, the Clyde Drexler, Terry Porter, Jerome Kersey, Buck Williams TrailBlazers is my very favorite team of all time)), Game 7 2000 NBA Western Conference Finals, Cardinals-Steelers Super Bowl, 2011 BCS Championship Game.  All of them were terribly painful to go through but still, no tears anywhere and very little lost sleep.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 13, 2014, 09:41:29 PM
Well shit. I just read the lyrics of the song the Argentine fans were singing, and I retroactively want them to win:

"Brazil, Tell Me How It Feels,
To Be Bossed Around In Your Own Home,
I Swear That Even If Years Pass,
We Will Never Forget,
That Diego [Maradona] Out-Skilled You,
That Cani [Claudio Caniggia] Surprised You,
You Are Crying Since Italy [World Cup 1990] Till Today,
You Are Going To See Messi,
The World Cup Will Be Ours,
Maradona Is Greater Than Pelé"

And a link with the players singing it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/07/argentina-bad-moon-rising-chant_n_5562804.html
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 13, 2014, 09:52:46 PM
Quote from: PDH on July 13, 2014, 08:42:14 PM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
What was there to lose sleep about with the Belgium game?  The US wasn't really expected to even get out of group play, Belgium was favored to win the game and they showed very clearly during the game that they were better, even though the US just missed a chance at a miracle at the end.  I would understand if they were expected to win that game, or to make a deep run and were beaten by a lesser team, but sometimes the other team is just better than you and there isn't a whole lot you can do about it.

You don't get it.

I think I can explain it to sbr. He doesn't get it; he can't get it. He has a successful life, a wife, kids...But for us, we are alone, have no offspring, and no real achievements to speak of.

Now we know intellectually that a positive result against Belgium will not reverse our life's failures. But at a more primal and instinctual level, we don't know this. The mighty Jurgen Klinsmann is leading us into battle against the Belgians, and for thousands of years success in battle could mean we would get Belgian slave girls for wives, perhaps a plot of Belgian land, maybe even a governorship. When our heroic champions faltered in Brazil, we cried because it confirmed to our soul what our mind already knew--there will be no respite from our dreary and dull existence, and tomorrow we will be the same failures that we are today.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 13, 2014, 11:01:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 13, 2014, 09:10:50 PM
While I really wanted a German-Dutch Final, I had to root for zee Germans in this one:  while there's nothing quite as enjoyable as the wailing and gnashing of Euroteeth whenever they lose in their little game, their little pacifist hands balled into little fists of rage as they set shit on fire, I thoroughly enjoy watching the entire southern hemisphere collectively mourn and suck the big one when it comes to their sport.

My brother's Brazillian wife is due to have a baby any day - as a result her parents are in Canada waiting for the happy day.

But since there's no baby yet, my brothers father-in-law was watching the world cup final.  He apparently was quite, err, enthusiastic when Argentina did NOT win.  I understand that sentiment was quite common in Brazil.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 13, 2014, 11:49:23 PM
It we a worrying game. Germany seemed to have the  bulk of possession but they were so slow and unthreatening, the argentine counters always looked like going in.
It looked like the Germans had Lost at the end :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 14, 2014, 12:16:10 AM
In the end I was very conflicted, because two traditions were at stake.  First, no European nation has ever won a WC in the Americas.  Two, Germany has never lost a penalty shootout in a WC tournament.  If we go into penalties, the programme will crash due to this bug.  The issue sorta resolved itself though.  Everything is Brazil's fault, of course. 

It is really disheartening to learn that this is only the 20th WC tournament, but we already have 8 separate winners.   <_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 AM
Well, that was a bit of a nail biter. Props to Schweinsteiger who was a bit of a wreck at the end of the match after getting decked so many times, esp. in extra time.

Super happy with the result, beautiful goal by Götze. And the team celebrations were also fun to watch. Klose, Podolski and Boateng had their kids there, and all the wives and girlfriends were there (some of them real lookers). Funniest moment for me: the players are off celebrating with the fans, and Löw goes and hugs all their women.

This team is such a sympathetic bunch of guys that have come close several times, and now can finally crown their efforts, so I'm super happy for them. And Lahm at age 30 still looks like he's fresh out of school. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 14, 2014, 12:31:06 AM
Müller sympathetic? Arguing for a mere corner at 4-0, arguing at 6-0 again for no reason. Diving and flopping in the first game and then boasting of it on German TV " I was hit and then can't remember what happened". Really?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:41:18 AM
Sounds like a dedicated professional to me.

You want unsympathetic, take Ballack whose number of fouls increased every time his team was behind at the end of the game. Or Juan "Oh, did I hit him hard?" Zúñiga. Or Luis "I fell onto his shoulder with my mouth" Suárez.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:43:50 AM
If you want questionable remarks from players, you should pick Schweinsteiger, who thanked Uli Hoeneß who was watching from prison for his years of support. (Though on a pure sports level he was right to do so, I think.) :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:45:09 AM
All you guys trying to figure out why Argies were crying at the end-- They're Latinos,  FFS. They don't do a whole lot to balance their emotions. Their genetic stock might have been diluted somewhat by influxes of British, German and Irish immigrants,  but they remain a very passionate Latin culture.

I mean, we.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:52:24 AM
I see no problem there. Football is one of the few moments where society finds it acceptable for men to cry in public.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:53:56 AM
I still don't get it, personally.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 12:55:50 AM
I wonder if neckbeards are going to become popular in Germany now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 14, 2014, 12:59:01 AM
Just because he comes from a long and proud tradition does not excuse him. You forgot Klinsmann which carries on, even as a coach.
Also, Suarez nor Zúñiga were never described as sympathetic like you did for Müller.
As for the dedicated cheater professional excuse, I guess by now you and everybody recognizes that everybody does it. Of course, some are better at it (as in Blatter/FIFA supported), ever since Bernd Hölzenbein showed the way back then.
As for Schweinsteiger, it's peanuts. He's got already a tough surname to bear  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Monoriu on July 14, 2014, 01:06:22 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 14, 2014, 12:59:01 AM

As for Schweinsteiger, it's peanuts. He's got already a tough surname to bear  :P

Yeah, even the Chinese translation of his name is 6 characters.  Apparently the Chinese TV programme hosts decided that it is too clumsy to pronounce, so they all call him "little pig".   
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 14, 2014, 01:13:22 AM
Congrats to frunk and Maladict both of who beat me on the tie breaker in the pool.


if I only I hadn't fucked up and not picked in the Brazil Chile game I'd be gloating right now.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: dps on July 14, 2014, 01:55:36 AM
Quote from: Viking on July 14, 2014, 01:13:22 AM
Congrats to frunk and Maladict both of who beat me on the tie breaker in the pool.


if I only I hadn't fucked up and not picked in the Brazil Chile game I'd be gloating right now.

You would have also joined me as the only person in the pool to call all the matches right in the knockout stages.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 03:21:56 AM

congrats frunk :cheers:

Place    Player    Score    Correct    Wrong    % Correct    Tie Breaker Difference
1   frunk    41    41    23    64.06%    14
2   Maladict    41    41    23    64.06%    38
3   Viking    41    41    23    64.06%    91
4   dps    39    39    25    60.94%    51
5   Liep    39    39    25    60.94%    79
6   Duque de Bragança    39    39    25    60.94%    175
7   Dorsey4Heisman    38    38    26    59.38%    22
8   Josephus    36    36    28    56.25%    24
9   Norgy    36    36    28    56.25%    133
10   Agelastus    34    34    30    53.13%    40
11   Pedrito    33    33    31    51.56%    138
12   Tamas    33    33    31    51.56%    152
13   funkmonk    31    31    33    48.44%    108
14   Syt    29    29    35    45.31%    85
15   josquius    21    21    43    32.81%    131
16   celedhring    0    0    64    0.00%    175
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Norgy on July 14, 2014, 03:24:37 AM
Mediocrity!!!  :yeah:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 03:52:16 AM
So how did Nate Silver do compared to us?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josquius on July 14, 2014, 04:38:38 AM
No way did I get 43 wrong. I picked the first bunch then never logged in again :p
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 05:25:00 AM
I didn't pick the last two games. I could have equalized with FunkMonk! :lol:

The results go to show: good thing I'm not a betting man.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 14, 2014, 05:47:54 AM
Next German friendly in September is against Argentina.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 14, 2014, 05:51:24 AM
More passes completed than Messi...  :lmfao:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlUzkVk4.png&hash=f30ce76e63e1dcfd0471bfddf6b97d828502b12b)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Brezel on July 14, 2014, 06:04:16 AM
Happy for Klose, class act deserving of championship. Müller though :x
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 14, 2014, 06:12:45 AM
You couldn't dislike Müller if you would understand his interviews in German. He is a hilarious, down-to-earth guy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:13:25 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Golden Ball to Messi?

Of course, the Germans got to the final as a team, Argentina because of Messi. So probably deserved.

Nah, it just doesn't make any sense. Messi wasn't even the best Argentinian.
Maybe they gave it for effort, because of the puking.

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 14, 2014, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:13:25 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 PM
Golden Ball to Messi?

Of course, the Germans got to the final as a team, Argentina because of Messi. So probably deserved.

Nah, it just doesn't make any sense. Messi wasn't even the best Argentinian.
Maybe they gave it for effort, because of the puking.

They gave it to him because Adidas sponsors that award.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 06:28:14 AM
Daily Mail has oodles of pictures of yesterday's celebrations both on the field and off:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690667/Its-big-one-German-Argentine-fans-reach-fever-pitch-teams-prepare-World-Cup-Final.html
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 06:28:14 AM
Daily Mail has oodles of pictures of yesterday's celebrations both on the field and off:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690667/Its-big-one-German-Argentine-fans-reach-fever-pitch-teams-prepare-World-Cup-Final.html

Rihanna  :x
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 07:25:17 AM
Draxler has a pretty hot sister/girlfriend.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 14, 2014, 07:41:14 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 06:28:14 AM
Daily Mail has oodles of pictures of yesterday's celebrations both on the field and off:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690667/Its-big-one-German-Argentine-fans-reach-fever-pitch-teams-prepare-World-Cup-Final.html

Rihanna  :x

There is a lot of Rihanna in that photo spread!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 14, 2014, 07:52:58 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bscmg6GIQAEkyIn.jpg)

Angela Merkel with a venal, corrupt dictator. Also pictured Vladimir Putin.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Delirium on July 14, 2014, 08:09:04 AM
Good for Germany, clearly the best team in the competition and providing the most creative football as well, so world football is the better for it assuming that people will do what they did with Spain and spend the next few years emulating German élan.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 14, 2014, 08:13:56 AM
Quote from: Delirium on July 14, 2014, 08:09:04 AM
Good for Germany, clearly the best team in the competition and providing the most creative football as well, so world football is the better for it assuming that people will do what they did with Spain and spend the next few years emulating German élan.

Yes, this was pretty much what our expect commentator said, the national coach Morten Olsen. "Football won tonight, as well as Germany".
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:24:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:53:56 AM
I still don't get it, personally.

Man I don't get you guys.  Why do you watch sports if you do not feel the joy or sadness or victory or defeat?  The sweeping emotions of the great drama before you?  I mean dudes throwing balls around on its own is only so compelling.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 03:21:56 AM

congrats frunk :cheers:

Texans know Football.  Both kinds :cheers:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 08:30:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:53:56 AM
I still don't get it, personally.

Me neither, it's just soccer.

Be interesting to see the final TV ratings in the US.  My guess is they dropped like a rock once the US fell out.

USA USA U OH LOOK RAY DONOVAN SEASON 2 IS ON
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 08:30:43 AM
LOOK RAY DONOVAN SEASON 2 IS ON

I want to like that show more than I do. :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: HVC on July 14, 2014, 08:33:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 08:30:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:53:56 AM
I still don't get it, personally.

Me neither, it's just soccer.
for a guy who still have nightmares about his team moving you'd think you'd understand sports fans who are a tad emotionally connected to their teams :D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 08:36:13 AM
HEY NOW
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 08:39:44 AM
Quote from: Delirium on July 14, 2014, 08:09:04 AM
Good for Germany, clearly the best team in the competition and providing the most creative football as well, so world football is the better for it assuming that people will do what they did with Spain and spend the next few years emulating German élan.

I think one of the key factors was that Germany was indeed the best team - many very good to brilliant players, but none to outshine them all and take away from the group as a whole.

An old German football saying from Sepp Herberger, coach of the 1954 team, is, "11 Freunde müsst Ihr sein!" ("You must be 11 friends/buddies!"). This team has taken it to the next level by being 23 friends.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on July 14, 2014, 08:44:04 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 03:21:56 AM

congrats frunk :cheers:

Texans know Football.  Both kinds :cheers:

psst, I'm the non-Texan with funk in their nick.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:45:17 AM
This is what you get for not posting more  :mad: :blush:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 08:51:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 14, 2014, 07:41:14 AM
There is a lot of Rihanna in that photo spread!

I understand she's been an avid follower/commentator of the tournament on twitter.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:53:25 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Rihanna  :x

Seriously?  Elbows too pointy or something?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: frunk on July 14, 2014, 08:54:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:45:17 AM
This is what you get for not posting more  :mad: :blush:

If that's the worst you can throw at me... (doesn't post for 3 months)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 14, 2014, 08:55:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:45:17 AM
This is what you get for not posting more  :mad: :blush:

And people used to confuse me with frunk.  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 08:56:03 AM
Quote from: sbr on July 13, 2014, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 13, 2014, 04:59:44 PM
Favourite team != national team.

Well, that's true.  I care a lot more about the St Louis Cardinals and Portland Trail Blazers then any of the US National Teams.  Maybe it is because the national teams only do stuff every 4 years were I am following and caring about the others every year.

Yep, a lot of a nation's identity is tied up in their national sport teams.  Everywhere really except the US.

I think it has a lot to do with the fact that very few countries play the sport that is biggest in the US - US style football.  If everyone in the world played US style football and there was a world cup of football held every four years and the US lost in the final you would be crying like a newborn.

As for the final, I enjoyed it.  Despite the lack of scoring there were still a number of chances and both teams were trying to push forward.  Unlike the snooze fest that was the Dutch team sitting back and trying not to lose in their semi final.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 08:57:20 AM
Definitely one of the better finals in recent memory.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
Quote from: frunk on July 14, 2014, 08:54:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:45:17 AM
This is what you get for not posting more  :mad: :blush:

If that's the worst you can throw at me... (doesn't post for 3 months)

I have no reason to insult you intentionally....that I can remember.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 09:19:54 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 08:57:20 AM
Definitely one of the better finals in recent memory.
Yes, but to a large extent it was saved by Babyface Neckbeard's goal.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 09:40:29 AM
A lot of very poor punditry here saying that Germany is a great team without stand-out individuals, but I'm struggling to think which of Lahm, Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Mueller, Oezil, Kroos, Neuer and Goetze wouldn't walk into any club side in the world?

Germany won the WC because it blended fantastic individual talent with a team ethos.

The narrative about Argentina is also lazy - Messi underperformed, and that's all we are hearing about, but the team progressed because of the excellent performances of Mascherano and Di Maria, among others, who are themselves also world-class players.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 09:52:03 AM
For me, Mascherano and Romero were the best players of Argentina.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:53:25 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Rihanna  :x

Seriously?  Elbows too pointy or something?

I'm not much of a fan, either.  Used to like her before the tattoos & piercings and getting back together with the dude who smashed her face.

So anyway the German team had to drink Budweiser in the locker room?  Ouch.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 09:52:03 AM
For me, Mascherano and Romero were the best players of Argentina.

Di Maria certainly would have made an impact had he been healthy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 10:08:21 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 08:53:25 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Rihanna  :x

Seriously?  Elbows too pointy or something?

I'm not much of a fan, either.  Used to like her before the tattoos & piercings and getting back together with the dude who smashed her face.

This, and being generally annoying. Terrible music, too.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 10:14:13 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 09:52:03 AM
For me, Mascherano and Romero were the best players of Argentina.

Di Maria certainly would have made an impact had he been healthy.

Oh, definitely.

You may have noticed the German players holding up the jersey of Reus during the ceremony yesterday - he's one of Germany's key players but was injured shortly before the tournament.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
Germany seemed to have a lot more depth, though.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 10:52:26 AM
If I'm reading it right, Cristina said she didn't bother watching the game yesterday.  Wow. 

http://canchallena.lanacion.com.ar/1709823-estoy-orgullosa-por-como-defendieron-los-colores-dijo-la-presidenta-aunque-admitio-que-no-miro-ningun-partido
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 09:52:03 AM
For me, Mascherano and Romero were the best players of Argentina.

Di Maria certainly would have made an impact had he been healthy.

I think he was Argentina's most important player - the swift transition from defence to attack that their counter-attacking style needed was predicated on an in-form Di Maria. Often your most important player is not your best player.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 10:56:09 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
Germany seemed to have a lot more depth, though.

In terms of depth, I think Germany and Belgium had the most. You look at the players they could bring on and it is disgusting. The difference, however, is that the Germans have a far more effective team unit. Belgium look like a really immature team to me.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 11:25:05 AM
Quote from: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 09:40:29 AM
A lot of very poor punditry here saying that Germany is a great team without stand-out individuals, but I'm struggling to think which of Lahm, Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Mueller, Oezil, Kroos, Neuer and Goetze wouldn't walk into any club side in the world?

Germany won the WC because it blended fantastic individual talent with a team ethos.

The narrative about Argentina is also lazy - Messi underperformed, and that's all we are hearing about, but the team progressed because of the excellent performances of Mascherano and Di Maria, among others, who are themselves also world-class players.

I dont watch soccer much but to me Lahm and Schweinsteiger really stood out as the class of the field in this tournament.  The strikers are flashy and get a lot of the praise but Lahm and Schweinsteiger seemed to control the play and set everything up.  On top of all that Schweinsteiger was indestructable in the Final.  I would have given the award to him instead of Messi.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 10:56:09 AM
Belgium look like a really immature team to me.

Especially that De Bruyne kid, who looks like a 12 year old Prince Harry.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 14, 2014, 11:37:34 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Warspite on July 14, 2014, 10:56:09 AM
Belgium look like a really immature team to me.

Especially that De Bruyne kid, who looks like a 12 year old Prince Harry.

Well maybe how 12 year olds are typically portrayed on tv.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 11:38:57 AM
I tripped garbon's "Prince Harry" alert :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 14, 2014, 11:40:28 AM
Hey, I've been reading this thread. :angry: :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 11:38:57 AM
I tripped garbon's "Prince Harry" alert :P

That's what I thought with the Rihanna remark. :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: garbon on July 14, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 14, 2014, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 11:38:57 AM
I tripped garbon's "Prince Harry" alert :P

That's what I thought with the Rihanna remark. :lol:

<_<
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 14, 2014, 11:54:58 AM
Soccer has captured garbon's heart. :w00t:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:04:30 PM
Some World Champion WAGs:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosmopolitan.de%2Fimgs-335x503_8f_7c_0c_79_1a75349b1cf114d900e5d0a5ba2b589f%2Flena-gercke.jpg&hash=77d8839e9259200f442edb0eaed4900e2e6a3b75)
Lena Gercke (Sami Khedira)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inthestands.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2F10_sarah-brandner_behind_07-336x500.jpg&hash=4df84a26e0b8ed6cf4d64e6d802032a1f4e69b3f)
Sarah Brandner (Bastian Schweinsteiger)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffabwags.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fann-kathrin-brommel-gf-mario-gotze-6.jpg&hash=7cb1eeb326386c89218af3747cc5df8db34bc9f0)
Ann-Kathrin Brömmel (Mario Götze)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.top.de%2F406%2F136406%2Cpd_5%2Cmxh_500%2Cmxw_612%2Fnationaltorwart-manuel-freundin-kathrin-gilch.jpg&hash=b4f897f52f50565655d66c4ea8ec52a831d1552d)
Kathrin Gilch (Manuel Neuer)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fmlq9eh4ph%2F19124740.jpg&hash=d9166553ae2e1757632b19ebdadeacf367a8d36a)
Montana Yorke (Andre Schürrle)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 12:21:25 PM
Do Draxler's Syt.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
 :hmm: Who knew playing such a gay game could land you such chicks.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 14, 2014, 12:25:31 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F14%2Farticle-2691379-1FA1833200000578-603_964x638.jpg&hash=8bb9ff5e39cf41da4b3b29f90fc09503eb043b4b)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 14, 2014, 12:26:07 PM
I enjoyed the footage of the Buenos Aries riot.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 14, 2014, 12:28:45 PM
I know with england the WAGs get the blame when the team fucks up (excuse #756), but it seems when you win the magazines jump on the chance to put up pictures of hott chicks in skimpy outfits.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
:hmm: Who knew playing such a gay game could land you such chicks.

You have said some stupid things over the years.  This is one of them.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:33:04 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 14, 2014, 12:28:45 PM
but it seems when you win the magazines jump on the chance to put up pictures of hott chicks in skimpy outfits.

#1: If these women are models or actresses and this is helping their careers, or they want this kind of exposure for the lulz, then good for them.

#2: This is actually a level the American Sports media has not stooped.  We never see Lebron James' wife in skimpy outfits everytime he is in the finals.  We barely even get Giselle sightings when the Patriots are doing well.  Weird.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
:hmm: Who knew playing such a gay game could land you such chicks.

I'm holding out playing more masculine games like madden. Once women learn about how good I am at that game, they will ignore my palid complexion and atrophied non thumb muscles.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:36:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
:hmm: Who knew playing such a gay game could land you such chicks.

There is just no way your grew up in Ukraine.  I know their soccer players score far more off the field than on it.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:37:17 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 14, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
:hmm: Who knew playing such a gay game could land you such chicks.

I'm holding out playing more masculine games like madden. Once women learn about how good I am at that game, they will ignore my palid complexion and atrophied non thumb muscles.

Oh for Godsake.  Dude you are an adventure mountain climber.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 14, 2014, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:33:04 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 14, 2014, 12:28:45 PM
but it seems when you win the magazines jump on the chance to put up pictures of hott chicks in skimpy outfits.

#1: If these women are models or actresses and this is helping their careers, or they want this kind of exposure for the lulz, then good for them.

#2: This is actually a level the American Sports media has not stooped.  We never see Lebron James' wife in skimpy outfits everytime he is in the finals.  We barely even get Giselle sightings when the Patriots are doing well.  Weird.

This WAG thing happens when there are World Cup style tournaments. Basically the players are in a training camp for weeks before and for weeks during and what to do with the WAGs matter. Most coaches have some sort of idea as to how to regulate the contact. Some go full celibacy, some have "family days" some let them stay at or near the team hotel. So what often happens is that the travelling press end up in or near the same hotels the WAGs stay at. Typically on team trips like this the players stay 2 to a room, usually with team regulars staying with the same partner each time the team travels.

So, bored wives and girlfriends, often with their own careers in modeling or stuff like that, are left in the hotel bar or at the hotel pool with the press.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 12:39:11 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:37:17 PM

Oh for Godsake.  Dude you are an adventure mountain climber.

I was trying to be funny.  :(
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 12:44:04 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:36:35 PM
There is just no way your grew up in Ukraine.  I know their soccer players score far more off the field than on it.

So among the 20 something guys on the team, they get laid maybe a dozen times a month? Scoring in soccer just isn't all that prolific... :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 14, 2014, 12:28:45 PM
I know with england the WAGs get the blame when the team fucks up (excuse #756),

That's because they never got over that whole Yoko Ono thing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 14, 2014, 12:26:07 PM
I enjoyed the footage of the Buenos Aries riot.  :)

Just kids getting rid of their wiggles.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:52:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:33:04 PM
#2: This is actually a level the American Sports media has not stooped.  We never see Lebron James' wife in skimpy outfits everytime he is in the finals.  We barely even get Giselle sightings when the Patriots are doing well.  Weird.

To clarify, they were not at the game wearing skimpy outfits.  I think most of them were wearing jerseys & jeans or whatever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:03:01 PM
I was surprised that Schweinsteiger is still together with his girlfriend. They've been an item since 2007 - considering his age (29) and his celebrity status that's pretty much an eternity.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 12:21:25 PM
Do Draxler's Syt.

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:06:48 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 14, 2014, 12:52:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:33:04 PM
#2: This is actually a level the American Sports media has not stooped.  We never see Lebron James' wife in skimpy outfits everytime he is in the finals.  We barely even get Giselle sightings when the Patriots are doing well.  Weird.

To clarify, they were not at the game wearing skimpy outfits.  I think most of them were wearing jerseys & jeans or whatever.

Yeah, it was more of a family outing (courtesy DFB from what I understand). Boateng, Klose and Podolski even brought their kids along.

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
I was impressed with Podolski's reaction to the win.  He was just as happy (maybe more) than the starters.  I think it says a lot for the point that Germany was a team first.  Granted a team of great players.  But a team.

And I was also impressed by Lahm waiting until he got down to where his team was before he hoised the cup.  That was pure class.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 01:12:05 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 12:21:25 PM
Do Draxler's Syt.

*pic of sorta douche looking dude with super hot woman*

She is amazing no doubt. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 01:12:52 PM
Man how cool would it be for your Dad to win the World Cup?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
I was impressed with Podolski's reaction to the win.  He was just as happy (maybe more) than the starters.

He was that way throughout the tournament. And often the final speech before the match will be given by a bench player (not 100% if this is now tradition).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 12:21:25 PM
Do Draxler's Syt.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F38.media.tumblr.com%2Fb522c5d297126e7927de0104b9241e58%2Ftumblr_mjth1mdbMo1s8nyv9o3_500.jpg&hash=0af52c6d2b712ef85b295b5292120a22e162750b)

Woo. Boobs!
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 01:43:08 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:06:48 PM
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Mengele's work did not go completely to waste.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 14, 2014, 01:53:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 01:43:08 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 01:06:48 PM
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Mengele's work did not go completely to waste.  :ph34r:

Klose is of Polish origin.  :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 01:55:17 PM
I was about to say: the next post will be explaining that they are Slavs or Jews or something  :lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 14, 2014, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 14, 2014, 01:53:59 PM
Klose is of Polish origin.  :P
And, a rather tenuous german like it is.

Well, the boys are in Brazil, but, tbh, they look more like Heydrich clones than Hitler clones.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 14, 2014, 01:53:59 PM
Klose is of Polish origin.  :P

Only makes it more impressive.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
Quote from: The Larch on July 14, 2014, 01:53:59 PM
Klose is of Polish origin.  :P

Only makes it more impressive.  :)

All those wehrmacht boys stationed in Poland during the war didn't stay idle, it would seem.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 14, 2014, 03:10:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 12:04:30 PM

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Kathrin Gilch (Manuel Neuer)

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Montana Yorke (Andre Schürrle)

Holy shit.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 03:13:06 PM
It is good to be a famous jock.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 03:25:42 PM
Does the first name "Montana" mean she's an Ossi?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 03:28:45 PM
Montana Yorke also shared this picture on her Instagram: "Enjoying the Brazilian Life":

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You're welcome, Cal. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2014, 03:31:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 03:25:42 PM
Does the first name "Montana" mean she's an Ossi?

She was born in Vancouver.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: FunkMonk on July 14, 2014, 03:34:05 PM
Jesus Christ 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 14, 2014, 03:35:24 PM
Holy bag o' soccer balls, Batman.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 14, 2014, 03:35:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2014, 03:31:16 PM
She was born in Vancouver.

A Wessi then.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
Man they have some huge melons over there.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Ed Anger on July 14, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 14, 2014, 12:39:11 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 12:37:17 PM

Oh for Godsake.  Dude you are an adventure mountain climber.

I was trying to be funny.  :(

I laughed.  :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Barrister on July 14, 2014, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
Man they have some huge melons over there.

Those are coconuts. :contract:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 14, 2014, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
Woo. Boobs!

yes. most women indeed have them. Two most of the time.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: crazy canuck on July 14, 2014, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 14, 2014, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
Man they have some huge melons over there.

Those are coconuts. :contract:

A lovely bunch of coconuts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 14, 2014, 07:53:40 PM
Quote from: Josephus on July 14, 2014, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 14, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
Woo. Boobs!

yes. most women indeed have them. Two most of the time.

Doesn't mean they cannot bring us joy.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Fireblade on July 14, 2014, 08:19:32 PM
Mario Gotze apparently finds a great deal of joy in his girl:

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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 14, 2014, 08:37:37 PM
In my next life I'm gonna be a German soccer player.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 15, 2014, 03:40:25 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 14, 2014, 08:37:37 PM
In my next life I'm gonna be a German soccer player.

Any soccer player would do.  ;)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 15, 2014, 05:39:28 AM
Yeah, most of the soccer stars seem to have model girlfriends.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2014, 06:03:28 AM
Fine then. In my next life I'm going to be a Maltese soccer player. :hmm:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 15, 2014, 06:08:59 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 15, 2014, 06:03:28 AM
Fine then. In my next life I'm going to be a Maltese soccer player. :hmm:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydogtag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F04%2FFetchlightHerman2-e1398265625936.jpg&hash=2c688efbbe5b3d12260436df1d7076b791e5bef2)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 15, 2014, 06:39:18 AM
Quote from: Zanza on July 15, 2014, 05:39:28 AMYeah, most of the soccer stars seem to have model girlfriends.

Yeah, that or TV starlettes, which has quite an overlap with models anyway. It makes even rarer the ones that end up marrying "normal" girls. In the Spanish team IIRC both Torres and Villa married their childhood sweethearts.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 15, 2014, 08:20:43 AM
Nice party in Berlin. :cool:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2014, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 15, 2014, 06:08:59 AM
Quote from: Josephus on July 15, 2014, 06:03:28 AM
Fine then. In my next life I'm going to be a Maltese soccer player. :hmm:

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:D
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 15, 2014, 12:02:34 PM
Celebration in Berlin today. Musical guest: Helen Fischer, one of, if not the most successful German musical artist at the moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk

:bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: alfred russel on July 15, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
David Hasselhof is going to rock the finale.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 15, 2014, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 15, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
David Hasselhof is going to rock the finale.

Only if he brings his light-up jacket like he had in his Berlin Wall concert.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 15, 2014, 01:39:42 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 15, 2014, 12:02:34 PM
Celebration in Berlin today. Musical guest: Helen Fischer, one of, if not the most successful German musical artist at the moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk

:bleeding:

I assume then that the Eurovision is hugely popular in Germany? Because this song wouldn't even beat Armenia. :P
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 15, 2014, 01:53:54 PM
I believe there's a large demographic intersect in her music, joining young proles who want nothing to do with foreign music and who music see primarily as something to which you shout drunkenly along on the one hand, and the people 50+, especially females.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 15, 2014, 01:57:47 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 15, 2014, 01:39:42 PM
I assume then that the Eurovision is hugely popular in Germany? Because this song wouldn't even beat Armenia. :P
Not a fan, but she easily outsells every Eurovision contest singer in German-speaking countries. Eurovision is not taken seriously at all in Germany. Apart from Lena Meyer-Landrut about five years ago I couldn't name a single German contestant. 
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Iormlund on July 15, 2014, 02:02:54 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 15, 2014, 01:57:47 PMEurovision is not taken seriously at all in Germany.

Is it taken seriously anywhere else? :unsure:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 15, 2014, 02:04:31 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 15, 2014, 01:57:47 PM
Quote from: Liep on July 15, 2014, 01:39:42 PM
I assume then that the Eurovision is hugely popular in Germany? Because this song wouldn't even beat Armenia. :P
Not a fan, but she easily outsells every Eurovision contest singer in German-speaking countries. Eurovision is not taken seriously at all in Germany. Apart from Lena Meyer-Landrut about five years ago I couldn't name a single German contestant. 

It sure sounds like Eurovision music though, maybe they need better PR people for the German market.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2014, 06:30:33 PM
What about that chick who did 99 luftballoons

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
It's beginning again! o/ 88 etc.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/

QuoteNationalism runs rampant in World Cup Germany

While many members of the Jewish community support the national team, others fear the accompanying xenophobia brought on by football fever

BERLIN — When child Holocaust survivor, Huguette Hermann, 86, watched Germany defeat Brazil 7-1 last week, she was proud of her country's team. She was particularly impressed with their humility after winning.

"They were so fair, they didn't exult or make a big show. I liked that. I think this is something new. I don't think that would have been like that in the 50s or even in the 60s," says Hermann.

Hermann has no problem with all the flags or expressions of German pride currently sweeping the country.

"I think it's normal. Every country would be proud if their team had got so far. If the British team got so far, the British would do just the same," says Hermann.

Hermann fled the Nazis in her native Belgium, and survived World War II in England. In 1950, she moved with her then husband to West Germany where she encountered an "atmosphere redolent of Nazism," she recalls.

"[West] Germany in the 50s was awful," she says, remembering Germans waxing nostalgic for the Nazi period and a latent animosity in the air. In the 50s she encountered a country without smiles and a cruel bureaucracy. "Today, they've gone to the other extreme," she observes.

Hermann lives on the bustling Chauseestrasse neighborhood of Berlin, where the atmosphere is light and festive. People of all races and nationalities walk the streets, which ahead of the World Cup finals are heavily adorned with German flags and fans wearing funny costumes supporting Germany.

Many of the team's fans are not even German. In Berlin's touristy Hackescher Markt, young people with faces painted red, yellow, and black wear artificial flower leis in the same colors. They drink beer in pubs festooned with German flags. Some speak Swedish; others in American accented English, and the festive atmosphere is akin to Munich's Oktoberfest. However, whereas Munich has its lederhosen, in Berlin during the World Cup is dominated by the German flag.

One German who will not be wearing any flags today is Stefan Kunath, 25. Kunath is an activist in Germany's left of center Die Linke party. In an online correspondence he writes, "Many Germans use the World Cup as [an] outlet to show their suppressed nationalistic feelings. This why soccer is not solely about soccer, but the regaining of German pride after Auschwitz..."

"Only during the World Cup usually sanctioned nationalistic attitudes become mainstream and widely accepted. Recent studies have shown that xenophobia and nationalism are increasing during World Cups in Germany. This is why I am sure that you can't get one thing (a happy football festival) without the other (xenophobia, nationalism)," he writes.

Will Kunath watch the game?

"I think I will watch the game and I hope to see them losing 7:1 for Argentina," writes Kunath.

Those slim odds certainly aren't the hope of Hermann's grandson, Doron Rubin, 32. Rubin was born and raised in the Stuttgart area, and today is the chairman of Berlin's fast growing Orthodox community, Adass Jisroel.

"The question if I feel like I am supporting my national team is a bit tricky, there is a long answer somewhere, but I guess I support them like a Jew in Switzerland is supporting Switzerland," says Rubin.

Other members of the Jewish community find it difficult to support the national team. Ioulia Isserlis, 24, like many of today's younger Jews in Germany, immigrated as a child from the Former Soviet Union. She grew up in Dresden, which unlike multicultural Berlin, is known as a less tolerant and conservative city, with annual neo-Nazi marches.

Today, Isserlis is happy to live in Berlin.

"In Dresden, they made sure that I never felt at home. In Berlin I feel at home because of the international community," says Isserlis.

Her experiences with German anti-Semitism and xenophobia weigh on Isserlis's relationship to her national team.

"As a Jew, you cannot fully support them," she says.

Yet, Isserlis is also an avid soccer fan.

"Germany is one of the best teams nowadays, of course if they win, they deserve it. If they win, I won't have negative feelings."

And which team would Isserlis support, if not Germany?

"If I were to choose a country to support, it would be Israel. But unfortunately Israeli soccer is not there yet," says Isserlis.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:52:39 AM
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Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Maladict on July 16, 2014, 02:57:15 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
It's beginning again! o/ 88 etc.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/

QuoteNationalism runs rampant in World Cup Germany

:blink: wow
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 16, 2014, 04:08:10 AM
I am quite open to the idea that Germans in general are deep within quite convinced that they are the bestest country/people in the world, and I would not be in quite total agreement with them on that, but:
-if Serbs/Hungarians/Chechens/etc. are allowed to be convinced of that, it is hardly fair to deny this to Germans and
-that article is idiotic
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 16, 2014, 04:26:02 AM
There was a minor media shitstorm about the celebration in Berlin yesterday (and no, it's not about the "music").

Some players decided to do a little dance: "The gauchos walk like this" (hunched over in defeat) "Germans/victors walk like this" (upright and happy).
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 16, 2014, 05:32:43 AM
The truck they used for the parade yesterday is shown in front of my office right now. :)
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 16, 2014, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
It's beginning again! o/ 88 etc.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/

QuoteNationalism runs rampant in World Cup Germany



Already running out of diversions for the Gaza operation?
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Tamas on July 16, 2014, 08:54:41 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 16, 2014, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
It's beginning again! o/ 88 etc.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/

QuoteNationalism runs rampant in World Cup Germany



Already running out of diversions for the Gaza operation?
oh please :bleeding:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 16, 2014, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 16, 2014, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
It's beginning again! o/ 88 etc.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/

QuoteNationalism runs rampant in World Cup Germany



Already running out of diversions for the Gaza operation?

Stop making French people look anti-Semitic!  Anyway ISIS is the diversion and is a total Zionist plot everybody knows that.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 16, 2014, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:52:39 AM
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I like the little cowboy hat on the Texanationalist.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 04:26:02 AM
Some players decided to do a little dance: "The gauchos walk like this" (hunched over in defeat) "Germans/victors walk like this" (upright and happy).

:ultra:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Valmy on July 16, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 04:26:02 AM
Some players decided to do a little dance: "The gauchos walk like this" (hunched over in defeat) "Germans/victors walk like this" (upright and happy).

:ultra:

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 16, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 04:26:02 AM
Some players decided to do a little dance: "The gauchos walk like this" (hunched over in defeat) "Germans/victors walk like this" (upright and happy).

:ultra:

Germans dancing ?!  :x
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:15:47 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 16, 2014, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 02:52:39 AM
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I like the little cowboy hat on the Texanationalist.

I like that they included a Confederate one.  I wonder if Lettuce thinks the Confederacy ought to have its own national soccer team.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2014, 10:32:03 AM
I can appreciate the sensitivity to German nationalism, saw it when the Wall first fell.

Hostory has proven when Germans get happy about being German:
1. borders get crossed
2. Jews die
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 16, 2014, 11:23:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:15:47 AM

I like that they included a Confederate one.  I wonder if Lettuce thinks the Confederacy ought to have its own national soccer team.

Puts a new spin on trading players and transfer fees.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 16, 2014, 11:24:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2014, 10:32:03 AM
I can appreciate the sensitivity to German nationalism, saw it when the Wall first fell.

Hostory has proven when Germans get happy about being German:
1. borders get crossed
2. Jews die

Well there was that Chabad Rabbi that got hit by Shrapnel at the Eretz crossing.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 16, 2014, 11:47:16 AM
The World Cup final reenacted in LEGO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnMOrT9Jytw#t=16
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 12:29:00 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 16, 2014, 11:47:16 AM
The World Cup final reenacted in LEGO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnMOrT9Jytw#t=16

All the Argentine players have black hair :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 16, 2014, 01:15:16 PM
Quote from: Viking on July 16, 2014, 11:23:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 16, 2014, 09:15:47 AM

I like that they included a Confederate one.  I wonder if Lettuce thinks the Confederacy ought to have its own national soccer team.

Puts a new spin on trading players and transfer fees.

:lol:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
Viking should draw a red card for rhat one :mad:
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Viking on July 16, 2014, 03:07:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
Viking should draw a red card for rhat one :mad:

I doth protest, I neither dived, bit anybody nor threw a game for a singaporean gambling syndicate.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 18, 2014, 04:24:26 AM
Philip Lahm has announced his retirment from the German national team. He will keep playing for Bayern Munich. He's 30 years old.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: The Larch on July 18, 2014, 04:40:40 AM
Retiring at the top, I guess. It's a pity as he could easily go on until Euro 2016.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 18, 2014, 04:46:23 AM
Probably. Even so, he has 113 caps at this point.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Warspite on July 18, 2014, 05:41:10 AM
Apparently when the Amis started chanting U!S!A! during the Germany game, the German fans responded with N!S!A!

...to which the obvious counter-chant is N!S!D!A!P!  :ph34r:

Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Zanza on July 18, 2014, 05:46:14 AM
They should hold a farewell game for Klose and Lahm then. They've earned that although Klose hasn't resigned yet.

I wonder who the next captain will be. Schweinsteiger probably.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 18, 2014, 07:22:50 AM
During Lahm's early years on the team, when Ballack was still team captain, he was filling in for him at a press conference, and I thought, "They should make him captain instead - at least he doesn't sound half retarded when he answers questions."
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Liep on July 18, 2014, 07:35:34 AM
Lahm is only 30 years? I feel he's been around forever.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Hansmeister on July 18, 2014, 08:19:55 AM
Wtf, he is only 30. He has been blessedly free of injuries during his career and is the best full back in the world, he probably could've played at the next WC.
Title: Re: 2014 World Cup
Post by: Syt on July 24, 2014, 03:22:49 AM
The world cup as chronicled by Polandballs:

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