2014 World Cup

[Liep]

Benzema.

[Admiral Yi]

Les bleues have discovered the secret of team harmony: really bad haircuts. 

Honduras seems to be, if not the floppiest, the most theatrical team with their shin grabbing. One drink every time a Honduran grabs his leg or head, 2 drinks if it's the wrong body part, 3 if he lies in the stretcher before getting back up.

[PRC]

No national anthems for France and Honduras.

Allez les Bleus!

Apparently there was a problem with the PA system.

[FunkMonk]

Les bleues have discovered the secret of team harmony: really bad haircuts. 

Honduras seems to be, if not the floppiest, the most theatrical team with their shin grabbing. One drink every time a Honduran grabs his leg or head, 2 drinks if it's the wrong body part, 3 if he lies in the stretcher before getting back up.

They do that crap all the time in qualifying too. It's annoying as hell and I hope France stops messing around and slots 10 past them.

[Duque de Bragança]

Wait, this goal line technology is actually useful! What's next, video for offsides?

[Liep]

Wow, terrible decision to show the 'no goal' before the goal. But own goal by the goalie there.

[Liep]

But was the ball all the way in?

Edit, it was. Guess we can trust the goal line technology, even if the execution was terrible.

[Liep]

Benzema.

[Warspite]

Wow, terrible decision to show the 'no goal' before the goal. But own goal by the goalie there.

Important to show it was an own goal and not by Benzama.

[Liep]

Yes, but don't let the other fans and players think that there was no goal at all, even if just for 10seconds. Cruel and unnecessary.

[Admiral Yi]

Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?

[Liep]

He's Algerian I think.

[Warspite]

Distinct absence of French surnames on the team.  So with the absence of the very French Ribbery, this team's Frenchiness is only 50% of the previous team's.

Benzema is what, an Arab name?

Giroud, Debuchy, Valbuena, Lloris, Evra, Cabaye, Griezmann, Varane ?

[Admiral Yi]

Valbuena, Cabaye, Griezmann?

QED

[Warspite]

Valbuena, Cabaye, Griezmann?

QED