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Title: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
With events here in Ohio making me all morose and shit(mind your own bidness), I've decided to actually get off my ass and get a property in Normandy.

First looks:

http://www.french-property.com/vp/nv/ds/lower-normandy-manche-avranches-mill/id/336159/fp/http:||www.french-property.com/

http://www.lemoulindeschateaux.com/

    Two houses on 3 hectares (8 acres)
    Substantial outbuildings/workshops
    2 fishing lakes in the woods
    The Cottage - 2 bedrooms
    The Mill, 30yds away - 4 beds

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.french-property.com%2F%2F1%2F0%2F3%2F5%2F8%2F3%2Fp10358336.jpg&hash=e514f1845cf5288e47002e5155b83f19efe6a8d6)

:mmm:

Cons are that the houses split the bedrooms. With small kids, that just ain't going to fly. Unless I bring the nanny over also.

Pros that is only 400K euros and this bit:

QuoteHowever it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: KRonn on April 08, 2012, 06:53:43 PM
 :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 08, 2012, 06:59:46 PM
France? Ewwwww
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 08, 2012, 07:09:00 PM
It doesn't look like Gandalf can fit in that doorway.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on April 08, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
A house in Normandy? How David Sedaris of you.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on April 08, 2012, 07:15:42 PM
If you get the Germans involved odds are you can halve the price.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 07:16:30 PM
So who's going to live there the other 50 weeks of the year?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 07:27:34 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 07:16:30 PM
So who's going to live there the other 50 weeks of the year?

I'm assuming I'll rent it out. No dogs or Polacks allowed.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 07:47:59 PM
Personally, I'd spend the money on a classic muscle car, but hey.  Looks cute.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 07:59:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 07:47:59 PM
Personally, I'd spend the money on a classic muscle car, but hey.  Looks cute.

I thought about getting Dad a car. I'd love to find him a good good '57 Chevy.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on April 08, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
Looks awesome.

What is it about Normandy that attracts you, as opposed to any of the other bits of France?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 09:00:41 PM
Quote from: Jacob on April 08, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
Looks awesome.

What is it about Normandy that attracts you, as opposed to any of the other bits of France?

Wife likes it. I find it tolerable.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Zoupa on April 08, 2012, 09:14:02 PM
Normandy is kinda rainy and damp  :(

Also, expect major renovations in anything you buy in France, and expect to have it take forever. It won't be up to standards for sure. If you only go there a few weeks a year and rent it out the rest of the time, you might not care though.

Just a heads up, camarade.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 09:16:04 PM
Quote
Also, expect major renovations in anything you buy in France, and expect to have it take forever. It won't be up to standards for sure


So it is like having work done in Harlan Kentucky. The houses are wrecks, the contractors suck and there are no Mexicans to do the work.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 09:16:54 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 08, 2012, 09:14:02 PM
Also, expect major renovations in anything you buy in France, and expect to have it take forever.

In a related theme, that sort of reminded me of the project management thing we had going in London;  drinking at lunch and quitting promptly at 3pm, dropping everything.  You Euros are some lazy ass bastards.  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on April 08, 2012, 09:18:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
QuoteHowever it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

You've been playing too much CK2 :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 09:20:13 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 08, 2012, 09:18:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
QuoteHowever it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

You've been playing too much CK2 :P

Liege is short and a Hungarian -50
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 08, 2012, 09:27:36 PM
Just hire Lucidor as the resident Imperial Guardsman.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on April 09, 2012, 07:02:28 AM
France is Italy with bad weather  :sleep:

L.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on April 09, 2012, 07:23:04 AM
Fucking Domesday prepper.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 07:24:18 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 09, 2012, 07:23:04 AM
Fucking Domesday prepper.

:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 09, 2012, 09:28:07 AM
Why buy in the North?  If you are going to buy a property in France go South or at least if you are going to buy somewhere in the north at least buy some property near where they make good wine.

And whatever you are budgeting in time and money for renovations (and there will be renovations needed) double the money and triple the time - and that is if you hire someone in the town for an outrageous sum to manage the whole thing for you during the renos and while you are away.  If you dont do this then all estimates are worthless.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 09:31:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on April 09, 2012, 09:46:27 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 09:31:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.tvtropes.org%2Fpmwiki%2Fpub%2Fimages%2Fbk_crowncardTheKing_en_01.png&hash=ca410c3cb2b96174e0ebdf8a8b2c77e1df94b85e)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 09:31:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.

Challenge? From a Languish pleb? *snort*
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 06:41:40 PM
Snob :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 06:41:40 PM
Snob :P

:)

On most days, this is how I feel:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fef%2FCrimson_King_Dark_Tower.jpg%2F250px-Crimson_King_Dark_Tower.jpg&hash=d25b628af50e85edf64e47417e6bbfd4db3388a2)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 06:53:11 PM
I don't do time shares. EVER.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 06:53:11 PM
I don't do time shares. EVER.

I agree as a concept they are somewhat lame, but buying, maintaining, and renting out a foreign property has got to be a tremendous pain in the ass. I think even bringing your entire family out there will cost a crapload of money each time. Truthfully, I would just rent out a place if I were you. You may say you love Normandy now, but what about in a couple years? A time-share is a nice compromise between buying a property and just renting a place each time you head out there. 
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 09, 2012, 07:02:14 PM
Time shares are worse then owning.  If you are going to rent then just find a nice place each time you want to go and rent it.  That way you are not stuck with having to go to the same place each time - and with time shares you dont even get to go when you want.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on April 09, 2012, 07:52:10 PM
True, but if he rents it out while not there, he cannot just drop in displace the tenant whenever he likes either.

At least, not without the Wehrmacht uniform.  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Razgovory on April 09, 2012, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.

I honestly don't see how you could timeshare out a throne of skulls.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on April 09, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2012, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.

I honestly don't see how you could timeshare out a throne of skulls.

Some of the time you feel like sitting on the throne of blood instead.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 09, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2012, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.

I honestly don't see how you could timeshare out a throne of skulls.

Some of the time you feel like sitting on the throne of blood instead.

Vigo. :wub:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Razgovory on April 09, 2012, 08:27:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 06:41:40 PM
Snob :P

:)

On most days, this is how I feel:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fef%2FCrimson_King_Dark_Tower.jpg%2F250px-Crimson_King_Dark_Tower.jpg&hash=d25b628af50e85edf64e47417e6bbfd4db3388a2)

I really more envision you more as of steely eyed tyrant.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Ftp39E.png&hash=29b7bdad086df3e2685d10752bb8a0c99dfa5575)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on April 10, 2012, 05:40:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 09, 2012, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 09, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 09, 2012, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: stjaba on April 09, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.

I honestly don't see how you could timeshare out a throne of skulls.

Some of the time you feel like sitting on the throne of blood instead.

Vigo. :wub:

Hells yeah!  :cool:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fxornal.vigo.org%2Fmedi%2Fxornal%2Fgaleria%2F002Dcidade_dir%2Fvigo04.jpg&hash=60c4da756dc32bda03552d90e5b389fc4ccbafd3)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on April 10, 2012, 06:28:22 AM
Well I could move in and take care of it while you are away. While you ARE there, we could be like a Two and a Half Men gig, except it would be Two and Twenty One Half People
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:42:31 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 10, 2012, 06:28:22 AM
Well I could move in and take care of it while you are away. While you ARE there, we could be like a Two and a Half Men gig, except it would be Two and Twenty One Half People

Pass.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on April 10, 2012, 06:49:33 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2Fdr9f8.gif&hash=e0a70b642c3323cc2c280e2ce6fccb71b820eaf4)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on April 10, 2012, 06:51:07 AM
Ed, how much are you planning to use that hypothetical Normandy property?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:51:34 AM
I'm going to wake up with a giant beet with its top cut off in my bed.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Larch on April 10, 2012, 06:51:07 AM
Ed, how much are you planning to use that hypothetical Normandy property?

Month or two a year in the summer time. Be back home for football season. I must be there for the Urban Meyer experience.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on April 10, 2012, 06:54:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Larch on April 10, 2012, 06:51:07 AM
Ed, how much are you planning to use that hypothetical Normandy property?

Month or two a year in the summer time. Be back home for football season. I must be there for the Urban Meyer experience.

Rent.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on April 10, 2012, 06:55:30 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:51:34 AM
I'm going to wake up with a giant beet with its top cut off in my bed.

:lmfao:


I so HATE that shtick :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 10, 2012, 07:34:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 10, 2012, 06:51:34 AM
I'm going to wake up with a giant beet with its top cut off in my bed.

Actually, it'll be a CD-RW copy of Microsoft Office 2010.  DO NOT REGISTER IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR U
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 11, 2012, 06:01:55 PM
 :lol:

Anyways, the online search continues:

http://www.francepropertyshop.com/PropertyDetails/123750

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.francepropertyshop.com%2Fassets%2Fupload_images%2Fdetails%2F2012%2F3%2Fe77f31a2-0cfc-43e5-9b0a-d83657318ab6.jpg&hash=e15cda400a87e46eceb603d886c53b7d11374d98)

QuoteAdditional information: House is offered for sale fully furnished, and equipped for 6/8, complete with 2 TVs and white goods. Telephone lines to village have recently been upgraded to allow internet access via ADSL.

OH BOY, DSL! I wouldn't be able pwn many n00bs, but I wouldn't be there to play online games via the Interwho.

Plus the fucker has a bread oven. Also, the area looks towelhead free. I'd need to research that some more.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Zoupa on April 12, 2012, 02:27:26 AM
Normandy is pretty much towelhead free.

I would think anything in your price range is towelhead free.  :sleep:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on April 12, 2012, 02:35:41 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 12, 2012, 02:27:26 AM
Country-side areas are pretty much towelhead free.

I would think anything in your price range is towelhead free.  :sleep:

FYP

Le Havre, Rouen or Caen and even Cherbourg (the last two being in real Normandy :D), are of course different.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 12, 2012, 02:41:46 AM
Yes, I've only ever seen the immigrants in Paris and Calais. Messing about the countryside you would think the country was 99.9% white.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Razgovory on April 12, 2012, 06:58:15 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 12, 2012, 02:27:26 AM
Normandy is pretty much towelhead free.


And German free as of 1944.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 12, 2012, 07:24:59 AM
QuoteAnd German free as of 1944.

lolz.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2012, 05:22:37 PM
http://www.francehousehunt.com/listing-normandyfarmhouse-45175.html

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.francehousehunt.com%2Fimages%2Flisting_photos%2F45175_facade1.jpg&hash=2d4b1a50a56b84feed7cf4be6ce741cc384e8554)

Location: Sainte Mère Eglise :w00t: :w00t:

ONE CLICK MOTHERFUCKERS.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 16, 2012, 06:13:49 PM
Pictures of lots of funiture you are not buying but not a lot of the actual building - except for something that looks like it has a roof/siding in need of a lot of repair.

Tell me again why you are buying in the North?  might as well buy in England.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 16, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
England sucks.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on April 16, 2012, 06:40:51 PM
I have little interest in France but if I did, I'd be looking in Cannes or Nice or someplace like that.  Oceanic climate  :yuk:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2012, 07:25:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2012, 06:40:51 PM
...I'd be looking in Cannes or Nice or someplace like that.  Oceanic climate  :yuk:

:hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on April 17, 2012, 01:40:12 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 16, 2012, 06:40:51 PM
I have little interest in France but if I did, I'd be looking in Cannes or Nice or someplace like that.  Oceanic climate  :yuk:

Uh I drove through the coast there twice during my Barcelona trip. VERY nice. If it's not significantly more expensive than Norman peasant homes, Ed would be wise to make a purchase there.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 17, 2012, 02:01:28 AM
Why am I not surprised that Caliga would get a place in Cannes if he bought a property in France  :D ?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on April 17, 2012, 02:04:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 17, 2012, 02:01:28 AM
Why am I not surprised that Caliga would get a place in Cannes if he bought a property in France  :D ?

:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on April 17, 2012, 05:21:43 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 17, 2012, 02:01:28 AM
Why am I not surprised that Caliga would get a place in Cannes if he bought a property in France  :D ?
:cool:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on April 17, 2012, 05:22:52 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 16, 2012, 07:25:58 PM
:hmm:
Oceanic climate - cloudy and rainy all the time, not hot in the summer (like Seattle).
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on April 17, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Ed, I will look after the property during your absence for food and lodging while I write my bestselling novel.  :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on April 17, 2012, 06:02:48 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 08, 2012, 09:18:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
QuoteHowever it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.


You've been playing too much CK2 :P


What's so crazy about that? He'll be drawn from the urban bourgeoisie yet own tracts of property in the country: A Burgher King indeed.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maximus on April 17, 2012, 06:40:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 17, 2012, 05:22:52 AM
Oceanic climate - cloudy and rainy all the time, not hot in the summer (like Seattle).
aka the best possible climate
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on April 17, 2012, 06:48:42 AM
I like the sun.  I'm not a troglodyte. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 07:12:16 AM
I'm tired of having sweaty balls in the summer.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on April 17, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 17, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Ed, I will look after the property during your absence for food and lodging while I write my bestselling novel.  :frog:
:hmm:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

?

L.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
Blood is a bitch to clean up.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on April 17, 2012, 10:09:56 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on April 17, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 17, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Ed, I will look after the property during your absence for food and lodging while I write my bestselling novel.  :frog:
:hmm:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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L.

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Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on April 17, 2012, 10:32:30 AM
Feelin' fine.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Zanza on April 17, 2012, 01:32:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 12, 2012, 06:58:15 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 12, 2012, 02:27:26 AM
Normandy is pretty much towelhead free.


And German free as of 1944.
Our annual summer campaign to invade all neighbour countries with tourist hordes will coincide with the timeframe that Ed has in mind.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on April 17, 2012, 01:35:18 PM
Quote from: Zanza on April 17, 2012, 01:32:16 PM
Our annual summer campaign to invade all neighbour countries with tourist hordes will coincide with the timeframe that Ed has in mind.

You Germans just can't help the urge can you? :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 01:40:01 PM
I can just see German tourists in the Airborne museum there. I bet it'll be about as hilarious as the ones I saw in the Air Force Museum. I think their pants were a diary factory in the WWII exhibits.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 12, 2012, 02:41:46 AM
Yes, I've only ever seen the immigrants in Paris and Calais. Messing about the countryside you would think the country was 99.9% white.
I think Calais's my least favourite city in the world.  And I've been to Hull.

I love Normandy though, so I can see the attraction for Ed.  If I had money to buy a home in France it'd be nearish the West coast though.  Roughly from La Rochelle to Bordeaux I think :wub:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:31:22 PM
  If I had money to buy a home in France it'd be nearish the West coast though.  Roughly from La Rochelle to Bordeaux I think :wub:

Yeah, the southern West Coast is nice as well.  The only reason you like Normandy is it is south of you and so be comparison it is that little bit better.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 02:50:11 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:31:22 PM
  If I had money to buy a home in France it'd be nearish the West coast though.  Roughly from La Rochelle to Bordeaux I think :wub:

Yeah, the southern West Coast is nice as well.  The only reason you like Normandy is it is south of you and so be comparison it is that little bit better.

That doesn't make sense.  Things get better the further north you go.   :cool:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 02:51:16 PM
Until you hit Scotland. IT IS FULL OF SCOTS.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:47:58 PMYeah, the southern West Coast is nice as well.  The only reason you like Normandy is it is south of you and so be comparison it is that little bit better.
:lol:  I like England and Scotland too.

Normandy for me, and probably every other person in the country, is one of the first places I went abroad on a school trip, which helps.

Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 02:55:37 PM
For me, it is about powerfucking french chicks.

I mean, studying the local history of the area.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.

But they are all about wine.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.

But they are all about wine.

Disagree.

Sometimes they are all about beer.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.

But they are all about wine.

Disagree.

Sometimes they are all about beer.

One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.

But they are all about wine.

Disagree.

Sometimes they are all about beer.
Or Calvados and cider and oysters and other seafood :mmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.
Belgium :contract:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.
Belgium :contract:

Belgium is a good example of poor allocation of resources.  Sure they have great micro breweries, but name one above average nation that does not these days.  Even the US has good micro breweries for God's sake.

Good wine is still made in precious few locations.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 17, 2012, 05:13:47 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 12, 2012, 02:41:46 AM
Yes, I've only ever seen the immigrants in Paris and Calais. Messing about the countryside you would think the country was 99.9% white.
I think Calais's my least favourite city in the world.  And I've been to Hull.

I love Normandy though, so I can see the attraction for Ed.  If I had money to buy a home in France it'd be nearish the West coast though.  Roughly from La Rochelle to Bordeaux I think :wub:

Living in Brighton I always used to take the Newhaven-Dieppe route. Dieppe is really rather nice, for a place that is doable as a daytrip  :cool:

Now that I'm back in the North the overnight Hull-Hook of Holland is the preferred route.

Dover-Calais has only one advantage, its cheap and quick, both towns are not very nice at all.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 05:31:39 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 17, 2012, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 17, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
Anyway holidays aren't all about sun, though it's nice.

But they are all about wine.

Disagree.

Sometimes they are all about beer.

One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.

I'd go back to Germany or Czech republic just for the beer. :mmm:

And going to Mexico for the cerveza?  While the quality may not be the best, there's nothing like sipping a cold mexican beer on a hot beach.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.

That's it! I'm not coming down to visit and stay at your house now!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:38:29 PM
CC can unpack the good silver now.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:38:29 PM
CC can unpack the good silver now.

You I still plan on visting :menace:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:38:29 PM
CC can unpack the good silver now.

You I still plan on visting :menace:

:cry:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:42:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:38:29 PM
CC can unpack the good silver now.

You I still plan on visting :menace:

:cry:
:)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: citizen k on April 17, 2012, 05:43:53 PM
I don't know why Ed wants to buy property in France when it's just going to be confiscated when the Communists take over.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:44:35 PM
My supply of refried beans will be depleted.  :cry:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:45:08 PM
Quote from: citizen k on April 17, 2012, 05:43:53 PM
I don't know why Ed wants to buy property in France when it's just going to be confiscated when the Communists take over.

I will have a claim to the province.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 05:44:35 PM
My supply of refried beans will be depleted.  :cry:


:lmfao:

ass
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 17, 2012, 05:57:34 PM
That's OK, I'm hitting the Taco Bell on the way over.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 06:33:56 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 17, 2012, 01:35:18 PM
Quote from: Zanza on April 17, 2012, 01:32:16 PM
Our annual summer campaign to invade all neighbour countries with tourist hordes will coincide with the timeframe that Ed has in mind.

You Germans just can't help the urge can you? :P
Ze trouble mit Deutsche food iz zat you are ztill hungry fur POWER eine hour later.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 06:33:56 PM
Ze trouble mit Deutsche food iz zat you are ztill hungry fur POWER eine hour later.

I never studied German and I can understand almost all of this.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 06:33:56 PM
Ze trouble mit Deutsche food iz zat you are ztill hungry fur POWER eine hour later.

I never studied German and I can understand almost all of this.

All those WWII wargames helps.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on April 17, 2012, 07:16:01 PM
Jawohl, SS-Kitchenunteroffizier!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 17, 2012, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on April 17, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

One does not need to travel to obtain truly good beer; therefore, any trip you make that is all about the beer is a waste of time and resources.

That's it! I'm not coming down to visit and stay at your house now!

One down, one or two to go.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Razgovory on April 17, 2012, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2012, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 17, 2012, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 17, 2012, 06:33:56 PM
Ze trouble mit Deutsche food iz zat you are ztill hungry fur POWER eine hour later.

I never studied German and I can understand almost all of this.

All those WWII wargames helps.

It's kind of sad when all my knowledge of German is military terms.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 03:00:03 PM
I have had my agent in the field examine several properties. EVERY GODDAMN ONE FAILED HER INSPECTION OF THE PROPERTY.

Including one whose online posting did not match its reality. It was a "pile of shit".

Ed: FRUSTRATED.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2012, 04:39:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 03:00:03 PM
I have had my agent in the field examine several properties. EVERY GODDAMN ONE FAILED HER INSPECTION OF THE PROPERTY.

Including one whose online posting did not match its reality. It was a "pile of shit".

Ed: FRUSTRATED.

Dude, that's simply something you need to do in person.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on April 28, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 28, 2012, 04:39:31 PM

Dude, that's simply something you need to do in person.

Seriously.

Rent a Volkswagon Thing, paint it feldgrau, then get driven around Normandy by someone and at various times order a halt then stand up and point with your riding crop at the ones you want.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 05:22:51 PM
I'm not flying out until I get a solid report from my female spy. I supply her with American treats, she'll do my bidding.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on April 28, 2012, 05:24:56 PM
Likely a reasonable choice, those riding breeches would be an expensive part of my plan.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 05:25:41 PM
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Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Razgovory on April 28, 2012, 07:32:44 PM
I feel sorry for Ed's cat.  He's constantly making it wear clothing and posing it.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 07:38:19 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on April 28, 2012, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 28, 2012, 07:32:44 PM
I feel sorry for Ed's cat.  He's constantly making it wear clothing and posing it.

He could do worse things.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 29, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 28, 2012, 03:00:03 PM
I have had my agent in the field examine several properties. EVERY GODDAMN ONE FAILED HER INSPECTION OF THE PROPERTY.

Including one whose online posting did not match its reality. It was a "pile of shit".

Ed: FRUSTRATED.

Well done female spyperson  :thumbsup:

There is a high risk of wasting quite a bit of money on overpriced property in a country that is on the precipice above a socialist nightmare. Do be careful.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Zoupa on April 29, 2012, 03:28:21 AM
 :glare:

Yeah, soviet tanks will roll down the streets of France in about a week once Hollande is elected.

THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Nothing will change. Chillax, people.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jaron on April 29, 2012, 03:35:27 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 29, 2012, 03:28:21 AM
:glare:

Yeah, soviet tanks will roll down the streets of France in about a week once Hollande is elected.

THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Nothing will change. Chillax, people.

:frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on April 29, 2012, 03:44:01 AM
Sales of knitting magazines in France have increased recently.........it doesn't augur well for political stability  :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 29, 2012, 10:37:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 29, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
There is a high risk of wasting quite a bit of money on overpriced property in a country that is on the precipice above a socialist nightmare. Do be careful.

Careful?  I love how he's the Decider-In-Chief for all this, and not the wife.  Talk about not being careful.

He must beat her.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Let us know if you do actually pull the trigger on anything Ed, and how it goes from there.

Current thinking in the Barrister household is after retirement in 20 years is to downsize the Canadian property and buy a place in Italy to live in for half the year.  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

I obviously don't have the resources you do, but with the house paid off at that point (heck - probably a bigger more expensive house paid off at that point) the numbers do seem to work from what I can tell from online browsing.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on April 29, 2012, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Let us know if you do actually pull the trigger on anything Ed, and how it goes from there.

Current thinking in the Barrister household is after retirement in 20 years is to downsize the Canadian property and buy a place in Italy to live in for half the year.  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

I obviously don't have the resources you do, but with the house paid off at that point (heck - probably a bigger more expensive house paid off at that point) the numbers do seem to work from what I can tell from online browsing.

So, for all your talk about how much you loved living in the frozen wilderness you've finally come to your senses and decided to live amongst civilization.  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: The Larch on April 29, 2012, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Let us know if you do actually pull the trigger on anything Ed, and how it goes from there.

Current thinking in the Barrister household is after retirement in 20 years is to downsize the Canadian property and buy a place in Italy to live in for half the year.  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

I obviously don't have the resources you do, but with the house paid off at that point (heck - probably a bigger more expensive house paid off at that point) the numbers do seem to work from what I can tell from online browsing.

So, for all your talk about how much you loved living in the frozen wilderness you've finally come to your senses and decided to live amongst civilization.  :lol:

It's also a matter of what can I convince my wife to do. :contract: :(

Also having to think practically - we're talking about retirement.  Living in the wilderness is a young man's game.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 29, 2012, 10:37:36 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on April 29, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
There is a high risk of wasting quite a bit of money on overpriced property in a country that is on the precipice above a socialist nightmare. Do be careful.

Careful?  I love how he's the Decider-In-Chief for all this, and not the wife.  Talk about not being careful.

He must beat her.

Nope. She knows her proper place.

I will spoil her but in the end I AM THE KING.

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Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:14:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Let us know if you do actually pull the trigger on anything Ed, and how it goes from there.

Current thinking in the Barrister household is after retirement in 20 years is to downsize the Canadian property and buy a place in Italy to live in for half the year.  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

I obviously don't have the resources you do, but with the house paid off at that point (heck - probably a bigger more expensive house paid off at that point) the numbers do seem to work from what I can tell from online browsing.

Will do.

Hopefully you would do Northern Italy, the only civilized part.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 12:17:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:14:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Let us know if you do actually pull the trigger on anything Ed, and how it goes from there.

Current thinking in the Barrister household is after retirement in 20 years is to downsize the Canadian property and buy a place in Italy to live in for half the year.  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

I obviously don't have the resources you do, but with the house paid off at that point (heck - probably a bigger more expensive house paid off at that point) the numbers do seem to work from what I can tell from online browsing.

Will do.

Hopefully you would do Northern Italy, the only civilized part.

Northern Italy was fantastic, but not so good as a winter getaway.

Would probably compromise on Tuscany / Umbria to balance out the warm weather and the civilization.

We went out to an Italian restaurant for supper last night and commented on how going to Italy had ruined Italian restaurants for us. :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:22:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 12:17:57 PM


We went out to an Italian restaurant for supper last night and commented on how going to Italy had ruined Italian restaurants for us. :(

Olive Garden sure does look icky now, doesn't it?  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 12:24:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:22:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 12:17:57 PM


We went out to an Italian restaurant for supper last night and commented on how going to Italy had ruined Italian restaurants for us. :(

Olive Garden sure does look icky now, doesn't it?  :P

Give us some credit, Ed. :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:28:30 PM
 :lol:

Fazoli's then.  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on April 29, 2012, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:12:47 PM


Nope. She knows her proper place.

I will spoil her but in the end I AM THE KING.



Does your wife have a brother?  :huh:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 29, 2012, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 29, 2012, 12:12:47 PM


Nope. She knows her proper place.

I will spoil her but in the end I AM THE KING.



Does your wife have a brother?  :huh:

Why ye....HEY I GET THAT. GET YER MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on April 29, 2012, 09:51:47 PM
The mind follows the body.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on April 30, 2012, 12:34:22 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 29, 2012, 09:51:47 PM
The mind follows the body.

And what a body it is...
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Zanza on April 30, 2012, 04:26:57 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on April 29, 2012, 03:28:21 AM
Nothing will change.
That's exactly the problem with Hollande. And Sarkozy. No one is willing to actually address the problems France faces.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 04, 2012, 02:37:00 AM
Ed, an article about the property market in France which may interest you :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/houseprices/9244152/France-faces-40pc-house-price-slump.html

The chap who wrote it is a noted doom-merchant, but the article does match the general impression I've formed about current house prices in France.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 04, 2012, 05:10:41 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on May 04, 2012, 02:37:00 AM
Ed, an article about the property market in France which may interest you :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/houseprices/9244152/France-faces-40pc-house-price-slump.html

The chap who wrote it is a noted doom-merchant, but the article does match the general impression I've formed about current house prices in France.

About time :rolleyes: But it has been announced so many times that I will only believe it when I see it in Paris intra-muros and near suburbs.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on May 04, 2012, 06:08:50 AM
Apparently British house prices have fallen by about 11% in the past 4 years, inflation comes to another 10% or so during that period. It is a slow deflation rather than a collapse, partly, I think, because even if house prices are slowly falling they are still a better bet than many other assets atm. Meanwhile, for posh property in London it seems that prices continue to rise.

That type of market is not necessarily a problem if you want to buy your primary residence and have a secure job/income. But one could get badly burned buying a holiday place and then deciding that you would rather go on a cruise than face wet and windy Normandy again.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on May 04, 2012, 05:30:39 PM
You misunderstand his intent.  This is his beachhead from which he plans to father many more children; rinse and repeat until he eventually conquers the continent.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 04, 2012, 06:31:43 PM
Tricky Dick: Thanks for the falling prices info. I figured Yuropeean housing prices would be declining.

And yes, I'd knock up my friend Aimee over there. I'd wreck her ass given half the chance.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on May 04, 2012, 06:40:45 PM
Pics?

They don't have to be of Aimee. Any reasonable French hottie will do.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 04, 2012, 06:43:21 PM
No.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on May 05, 2012, 02:07:42 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 04, 2012, 06:43:21 PM
No.

:cry:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2012, 02:47:11 PM
My current attitude towards this house hunt:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5Wrec.gif&hash=f98165544499af418f84c739b8bd48e4170f033f)

Utterly frustrated doing this from far away. BLEH
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 06, 2012, 03:12:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 06, 2012, 02:47:11 PM
Utterly frustrated doing this from far away. BLEH

Told ya.

Doing shit like this requires boots on the ground, man.  Can't do it Kosovo-style.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 06, 2012, 04:55:44 PM
I'd like to do it Fall Gelb style. But stuffing myself in a long metal Airbus tube with their propensity of the tail to fall off just to fly out there for a couple of days doesn't excite me.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
I called a meeting with the wife about the hunt. I offered a compromise. Rent a house for a month this year, get the boots on the ground and look while we are there and the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture. I even agreed to sacrifice the first month of Football season, since the Buckeyes play patsies the first month (mostly). She agreed if the nanny comes.  :glare:

I ask the nanny if she would want to go. She said yes. I think the girl was excited to go.

The Anger family is going to Normandy! Beware air travelers! You are gonna get stuck on a plane with 5 kids! HAHAHA!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 07, 2012, 05:15:34 PM
I still think you'd be better off with the Mediterranean coast of Spain, dry and warm.

It's like southern Italy, without the tragic moped accidents from not holding the handlebars while speaking.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on May 07, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
I called a meeting with the wife about the hunt. I offered a compromise. Rent a house for a month this year, get the boots on the ground and look while we are there and the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.

But I thought you were going to France? :huh:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:17:13 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 07, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
I called a meeting with the wife about the hunt. I offered a compromise. Rent a house for a month this year, get the boots on the ground and look while we are there and the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.

But I thought you were going to France? :huh:

NO METH LABS.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on May 07, 2012, 05:19:12 PM
Normandy Languish summer meet!!!1  :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:19:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:17:13 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 07, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
I called a meeting with the wife about the hunt. I offered a compromise. Rent a house for a month this year, get the boots on the ground and look while we are there and the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.

But I thought you were going to France? :huh:

NO METH LABS.
No need to go to France for that, you just need to get out of Ohio.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:20:56 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:19:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:17:13 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 07, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
I called a meeting with the wife about the hunt. I offered a compromise. Rent a house for a month this year, get the boots on the ground and look while we are there and the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.

But I thought you were going to France? :huh:

NO METH LABS.
No need to go to France for that, you just need to get out of Ohio.

I suppose I could spend 3 million on a postage stamped sized apartment in NYC and spend my time watching hipsters and foodies act like douches.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
And could hire Garbon to be the Nanny :w00t:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on May 07, 2012, 05:23:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 07, 2012, 05:15:34 PM
I still think you'd be better off with the Mediterranean coast of Spain, dry and warm.

It's like southern Italy, without the tragic moped accidents from not holding the handlebars while speaking.

Too many retired and/or drunk Brits and Germans, and the locals might not differ much from southern Italians.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
And could hire Garbon to be the Nanny :w00t:

Grabass is an alright dude.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Habsburg on May 07, 2012, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
And could hire Garbon to be the Nanny :w00t:

Grabass is an alright dude.

The kids should really be sent to a German speaking Swiss boarding school.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on May 07, 2012, 10:54:58 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on May 07, 2012, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 07, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
And could hire Garbon to be the Nanny :w00t:

Grabass is an alright dude.

The kids should really be sent to a German speaking Swiss boarding school.

:lol:

We need more Habs around here.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on May 08, 2012, 03:04:25 AM
Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
  I know, I know - the downside is living with Italians for six months. :(

So stay in your ice ridden country while I sip on my prosecco and eat my freshly baked bruschetta. :sleep:

L.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on May 08, 2012, 03:29:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.


So you dropped France then?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on May 08, 2012, 03:30:41 AM
Quote from: The Larch on May 07, 2012, 05:19:12 PM
Normandy Languish summer meet!!!1  :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

:cool:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on May 08, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: Tamas on May 08, 2012, 03:29:10 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 07, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
the kids get some exposure to a non douchebag culture.


So you dropped France then?
^_^

L.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

At least I can fly out of the dinky Dayton Airport. I am flying out first overnight, to make sure everything is set. Don't trespass on my property. I've got security. With guns.

JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on July 08, 2012, 04:33:01 PM
3 adults? You guys are taking another couple with you?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:33:38 PM
Nanny.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 08, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 08, 2012, 04:33:01 PM
3 adults? You guys are taking another couple with you?

:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: stjaba on July 08, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

At least I can fly out of the dinky Dayton Airport. I am flying out first overnight, to make sure everything is set. Don't trespass on my property. I've got security. With guns.

JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE

I'll be in Normandy soon enough myself. I'll be on the lookout for you.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 08, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: stjaba on July 08, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

At least I can fly out of the dinky Dayton Airport. I am flying out first overnight, to make sure everything is set. Don't trespass on my property. I've got security. With guns.

JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE

I'll be in Normandy soon enough myself. I'll be on the lookout for you.  :ph34r:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chud.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fdirty-rotten-scoundrels-movie-still-5.jpg&hash=a9d2f8aeb5724fd878be2efbe48445479795047d)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ideologue on July 08, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

At least I can fly out of the dinky Dayton Airport.

I didn't think Dayton could field the kind of fractional orbital transport that you're clearly purchasing tickets for.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 08, 2012, 09:17:06 PM
Too funny. The Griswolds go to Normandy.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2012, 05:01:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

It seems to me that you've been ripped off.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 09, 2012, 06:22:02 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 09, 2012, 05:01:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 08, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
3 adult and 5 child tickets: ~$16,000

It seems to me that you've been ripped off.

It's no economy class for sure.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 10, 2012, 07:00:59 AM
Bonjour faggits. I'll check in while everybody recovers from being stuffed in a metal tube and flung across an ocean. That and French TV is nearly incomprehensible to me. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

IT'S 62 DEGREES HERE. AT 2 PM. I'M FREE OF GAIA'S OPPRESSION. What a bitch.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
Can you get the Big 10 network over there?  :hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2012, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2012, 07:00:59 AM
Bonjour faggits. I'll check in while everybody recovers from being stuffed in a metal tube and flung across an ocean. That and French TV is nearly incomprehensible to me. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

IT'S 62 DEGREES HERE. AT 2 PM. I'M FREE OF GAIA'S OPPRESSION. What a bitch.

Did you watch the news with their hot chicks anchor yet?

Look for a Belgium one, Ouh lala.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 10, 2012, 12:25:38 PM
This can only end in an international incident.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 10, 2012, 12:28:16 PM
Have a good trip :)

I look forward to the stories of your clan interacting with the locals.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 10, 2012, 12:30:13 PM
I hope Ed goes on la Route de la Liberté near Sainte-Marie-Du-Mont.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2012, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

And to think, all this time I thought Midway was fought in the Pacific.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 10, 2012, 07:18:43 PM
Did you know that Midway Airport in Chicago was named after the Battle of Midway?  I learned that a while back, but sort of forgot about it till I was there last week and had to catch a flight from this fucked-up hidden terminal... on the way there there was this little multimedia museum thing about the battle.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2012, 09:56:51 PM
Never knew that.  Figured it was because it was midway between something or other.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on July 10, 2012, 09:57:50 PM
Yes, I did. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 10, 2012, 02:06:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

And to think, all this time I thought Midway was fought in the Pacific.

What does that have to do with Stalingrad?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 11, 2012, 02:11:15 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

Not exactly close to Normandy though, Ed and co. will have to cross an hostile country.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
I have never seen so many goddamn Germans in all my life. What the fuck is this place to them, their Graceland? LOL ROMMEL WAS HERE.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2012, 06:31:28 AM
can i come
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 11, 2012, 06:36:09 AM
Well you are German.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 11, 2012, 07:10:09 AM
Quote from: katmai on July 11, 2012, 06:36:09 AM
Well you are German.

So he was going to anyway, whether anybody liked it or not.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 07:15:39 AM
I thought the AF museum German tourists were bad enough (OMG A V-2! HEIL HITLER!).... but this shit takes the cake. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Kraut.

Bonjour!

GENSTHEITWAGEN! *CLICK*

:glare:

I've only slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 11, 2012, 07:16:05 AM
I'd prefer doing a WW1 tour, though.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 11, 2012, 07:21:38 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2012, 01:02:03 PM
I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.
One of the most ridiculous exaggerations in the history of Languish.

Valmy the poster is cool, but Valmy the battle wasn't all that.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 11, 2012, 07:24:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 11, 2012, 07:16:05 AM
I'd prefer doing a WW1 tour, though.

That would be closer to the Valmy battle site rather than the German tourist-occupied Normandy, if we are to believe Ed.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 11, 2012, 07:26:56 AM
I thought Krauts liked to flop down naked in the broiling sun on their vacations.

They must be too scared to go to Greece this year.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 07:27:14 AM
I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on July 11, 2012, 07:32:13 AM
I'll be going to Normandy too in a few weeks. :cool:
You'll be wistfully remembering the time when there were only German tourists around.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 07:33:29 AM
Oh my God. The Dutch.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on July 11, 2012, 07:34:37 AM
The smugness will be unbearable  ^_^
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 07:37:58 AM
The genesis for the joke:

I'm walking in this village. I walk into this shop, and do the good day shit.  I hear the gutteral voices of either Germans or Klingons. I pick up a few things, walk out. As I'm walking back to the Ed Fortress, I hear the faint echos of more gutteral krautness.

Now just watch, I'll run into a pack of them at the tours of the battlefield stuff.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 11, 2012, 07:43:41 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 11, 2012, 07:26:56 AM
I thought Krauts liked to flop down naked in the broiling sun on their vacations.

They must be too scared to go to Greece this year.

They do that as well. Plenty of Germans to occupy every touristic destination in Europe.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 02:19:51 PM
Sweet lord, I just had a fudge mountain mudslide shit and the toilet in the this place didn't handle it well. Note for house hunting: check the plumbing more closely.

And I've had my first craving for a Yankee Imperialist food I cannot obtain here.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 11, 2012, 02:29:53 PM
Hey Ed, while you were gone, a train blew the fuck up in Columbus.  Ethanol everywhere.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0711/Updated-Freight-train-derails-triggers-fiery-explosion-in-Ohio-video

Pretty bad ass video.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
Ohio, a leader in toxic train derailments.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 06:03:06 PM
Well, I am no longer a temperance man. I have developed a taste for Calvados.

The ghost of Carry Nation is going to haunt me when I am on the can.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 11, 2012, 06:05:23 PM
Great stuff.

Boner, if you feel like popping out a bunch of dough for something special, pick up a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem.  Sweet wine for grownups.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 11, 2012, 06:08:43 PM
I'll write that down. My wife would love that stuff when we get back.

Next up, I'll start drinking Jack Daniels from dixie cups.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 12, 2012, 08:14:32 AM
Mix it with Grape Juice or Orange crush like the kiddies do.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 12, 2012, 08:15:28 AM
How proletariat.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 12, 2012, 08:17:13 AM
Yes, that's the point.

To offset it you could always go drink it in Versaille's gardens.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 12, 2012, 08:23:48 AM
I'm going to occasionally drink 1 small glass of Brandy. And maybe Marie and Aimee too.

<drum rimshot>

Drink like you low class scum? not a chance.

Versailles was overdone, IMHO. Louie the 14 was a pimp however.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 12, 2012, 08:25:36 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 12, 2012, 08:23:48 AM
Drink like you low class scum? not a chance.

1%ers.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 12, 2012, 08:26:52 AM
I knew I'd get a reaction.  :) :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
I explored Frog TV. Found a children's channel (Gulli? Some shit like that). My Little Pony in French? Even more obnoxious.

Inspector Gadget? Hilarious.

Also found the porn channel (XXL or some shit like that). Well, my wife did. The owner blocked that channel and some others from the living room TV. The one in the main bedroom? FULL ON PORN.

Tomorrow (which is minutes away) Bastille Day. Vive L'Empereur.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 13, 2012, 05:16:43 PM
Here's hoping the tender temperament of the French can soothe your nerve :cheers: :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 13, 2012, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 13, 2012, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2012, 07:00:59 AM
Bonjour faggits. I'll check in while everybody recovers from being stuffed in a metal tube and flung across an ocean. That and French TV is nearly incomprehensible to me. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

IT'S 62 DEGREES HERE. AT 2 PM. I'M FREE OF GAIA'S OPPRESSION. What a bitch.

:cool:

The weird thing is you're now one of the nearest Languishites to me; I'm only 95 miles from Cherbourg. :gasp:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 13, 2012, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!

Rage-quit :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 13, 2012, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 13, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on July 13, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!

Barack doesn't bother me. His wife does, but he doesn't.

Try again El Guapo.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:52:01 AM
I have the most incredible craving for a Taco Bell Bean Burrito(no onions). HOLY HELL.

It is like blue balls, but there is no relief for this.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 16, 2012, 06:59:45 AM
Have foie gras on toast instead. :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 16, 2012, 07:04:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:52:01 AM
I have the most incredible craving for a Taco Bell Bean Burrito(no onions). HOLY HELL.

It is like blue balls, but there is no relief for this.

http://www.tacobelluk.co.uk/
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:07:48 AM
Really now, I'm going to the UK for the Bell? Fuck that shit. I can't stand the place to begin with.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 16, 2012, 07:12:46 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:07:48 AM
Really now, I'm going to the UK for the Bell? Fuck that shit. I can't stand the place to begin with.

I was more thinking of a next day delivery with FedEx or it's rich people equivalent.

What can't you stand, the UK or The Bell?  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2012, 07:16:17 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

Funny, so does Martinus.  LULZ
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:17:19 AM
The UK.  :yucky:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:21:18 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:21:18 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies.  :)

Does it make you pine for O-Hi-O
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 02:06:36 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:21:18 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies.  :)

Does it make you pine for O-Hi-O

Not yet. I have found peace and settled my aggravations here in sacred Normandy. Where the Normans shall rise again. Squee.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 16, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 02:37:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 16, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?

It has been craptastic.

Step 1: Look up house on interweb
Step 2: Get there on those fantastic roads. SHIT, WHY CAN WE HAVE GOOD ROADS?
Step 3: Arrive at property, discover it hasn't been habitable since Napoleon III
Step 4: HEY A CRAPE PLACE. NOM NOM NOM.
Step 5 :Profit

Only done a few so far. Mostly been stuffing my face, watching my wife spend shitloads of Euros and praying the nanny doesn't get knocked up by the village idiot.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 16, 2012, 02:51:47 PM
Judging by the results of my own Italian searches, I suspect you'll find that everything is either

A: been redeveloped and extrmely expensive
B: positively medeival and yet not cheap; or
C: modern construction



On the other hadn though, if yuo're on the ground, and able to close extremely quickly, maybe you will be able to find a gem.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 16, 2012, 02:58:43 PM
See what's available on the local courthouse steps.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2012, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 16, 2012, 02:58:43 PM
See what's available on the local courthouse steps.

There you go;  you never know when the gendarmes are tossing a Jew out or something.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 03:30:11 PM
I can just see it now. Socialists pelting me for "profiteering".

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.
sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:54:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.
sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.

It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:56:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

I wasn't asking if you would, i was responding to your comment worried that the local village idiot would, stop being so narcissistic for once sheesh.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:54:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
Nanny hot? :unsure:

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.
sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.

It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.
i'm hurt good sir!

I'm just saying a hot nanny is better then a not hot nanny, all things considered :D

Also, buy one french house and get all uppity. for shame :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:56:20 PM


Also, buy one french house and get all uppity. for shame :(

He hasn't bought shit, just putting on airs.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:59:33 PM
Its the apple brandy.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2012, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:54:05 PM
It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.

You're full of more shit than a Christmas goose.

Don't worry; she's hot as balls, katmai.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:07:26 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2012, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:54:05 PM
It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.

You're full of more shit than a Christmas goose.

Don't worry; she's hot as balls, katmai.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1D8hX.gif&hash=bea816a4d2d8ade5909bf7d92edbd0cb0d1149c9)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: HVC on July 16, 2012, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:56:20 PM


Also, buy one french house and get all uppity. for shame :(

He hasn't bought shit, just putting on airs.
that's even worse!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 07:25:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 06:56:20 PM


Also, buy one french house and get all uppity. for shame :(

He hasn't bought shit, just putting on airs.
that's even worse!

I know, born and growing up in one room shack in Kentucky, you would have thought he'd be more humble, bit NOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:29:09 PM
Katmai knows how to hurt a man. A kentuckian? You are no gentleman sirrah.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 16, 2012, 07:29:32 PM
I don't know, I find Ed Anger putting on airs much less obnoxious than most of the rest of our habitual air-putter-onners.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 07:30:29 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 16, 2012, 07:29:32 PM
I don't know, I find Ed Anger putting on airs much less obnoxious than most of the rest of our habitual air-putter-onners.

You take that back about Joanie!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:30:43 PM
I'M BETTER THAN MART!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2012, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:29:09 PM
Katmai knows how to hurt a man. A kentuckian? You are no gentleman sirrah.

Yet i still have better chance of being sponsored than Caliga. ^_^
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: HVC on July 16, 2012, 08:40:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:30:43 PM
I'M BETTER THAN MART!
way to start high there, buddy :D
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 17, 2012, 01:48:21 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 07:30:43 PM
I'M BETTER THAN MART!

Only a boast if one is limbo-dancing  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on July 17, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
This attention-whoring thread makes Mart's threads on "toe be or not toe be" seem positively benign.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ideologue on July 17, 2012, 03:21:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 06:52:01 AM
I have the most incredible craving for a Taco Bell Bean Burrito(no onions). HOLY HELL.

Why no onions?  The onions are the best part. :mmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 17, 2012, 03:41:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 02:37:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 16, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?

It has been craptastic.

Step 1: Look up house on interweb
Step 2: Get there on those fantastic roads. SHIT, WHY CAN WE HAVE GOOD ROADS?
Step 3: Arrive at property, discover it hasn't been habitable since Napoleon III
Step 4: HEY A CRAPE PLACE. NOM NOM NOM.
Step 5 :Profit

Only done a few so far. Mostly been stuffing my face, watching my wife spend shitloads of Euros and praying the nanny doesn't get knocked up by the village idiot.

What are you exactly looking for? If you're not in a hurry to settle in right away then buying an abandoned house and refurbishing it can be a great option. It's time consuming, though, and maybe difficult to do with the distance involved.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 06:40:13 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 17, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
This attention-whoring thread makes Mart's threads on "toe be or not toe be" seem positively benign.

You know you love it. 
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 06:41:07 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 17, 2012, 03:41:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 16, 2012, 02:37:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 16, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?

It has been craptastic.

Step 1: Look up house on interweb
Step 2: Get there on those fantastic roads. SHIT, WHY CAN WE HAVE GOOD ROADS?
Step 3: Arrive at property, discover it hasn't been habitable since Napoleon III
Step 4: HEY A CRAPE PLACE. NOM NOM NOM.
Step 5 :Profit

Only done a few so far. Mostly been stuffing my face, watching my wife spend shitloads of Euros and praying the nanny doesn't get knocked up by the village idiot.

What are you exactly looking for? If you're not in a hurry to settle in right away then buying an abandoned house and refurbishing it can be a great option. It's time consuming, though, and maybe difficult to do with the distance involved.

Something where I do as little work as possible. I'm willing to spend a little extra to be as lazy as possible.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 17, 2012, 07:23:42 AM
You need a personal assistant. HVC is available.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:38:39 PM
Pass. Like I'd hire one of you assburger nuts.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
I posted it in the Weather WTF thread, but cross-posted here:

If you're looking for a way to beat the heat in a beautiful setting...

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=11402495&PidKey=1774493821

Your own private fucking island, with a 1994 modern log cabin.

:wub:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on July 17, 2012, 12:45:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
I posted it in the Weather WTF thread, but cross-posted here:

If you're looking for a way to beat the heat in a beautiful setting...

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=11402495&PidKey=1774493821

Your own private fucking island, with a 1994 modern log cabin.

:wub:

Definitely would want to bulldoze the main structure. :x
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:49:51 PM
Like I'd live in Canada.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:58:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:49:51 PM
Like I'd live in Canada.

At least there'd be less French people. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:58:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:49:51 PM
Like I'd live in Canada.

At least there'd be less French people. :)

I have found the French to be wonderful hosts. Of course, I'm in a province that expects Americans(and Brits) to be crawling through here and they don't mind switching to English, but the point stands. WONDERFUL HOSTS.

They ain't the degraded shitty Quebecers.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:06:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:49:51 PM
Like I'd live in Canada.

I'd go.  Three years' residency is all you need to establish citizenship.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 17, 2012, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 01:02:19 PM
I have found the French to be wonderful hosts. Of course, I'm in a province that expects Americans(and Brits) to be crawling through here and they don't mind switching to English, but the point stands. WONDERFUL HOSTS.

I wonder if this has anything to do with D Day.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 02:09:22 PM
Crap - now I'm daydreaming about chucking it all and buying that place.  We have enough assets that we could buy it and be debt-free.  I could probably making enough money doing wills and other basic legal services to pay for fuel, we could grow most of our own food... :Canuck

Trouble would be the freeze-up / break up period where you'd be trapped on your island for a few weeks, but I'm sure I could manage.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:06:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:49:51 PM
Like I'd live in Canada.

I'd go.  Three years' residency is all you need to establish citizenship.

If Mike Holmes taught us anything, the place you live in up there will be a moldy deathtrap with bad plumbing.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: HVC on July 17, 2012, 02:28:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 12:38:39 PM
Pass. Like I'd hire one of you assburger nuts.
at least it wasn't a personal choice for it not to be me :D
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
If Mike Holmes taught us anything, the place you live in up there will be a moldy deathtrap with bad plumbing.

Seriously, I think every house in Canada is either going to kill you with mold in the walls or fumes from the garage or spontaneously-combustible insulation. It's got to be selection bias.  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
If Mike Holmes taught us anything, the place you live in up there will be a moldy deathtrap with bad plumbing.

Seriously, I think every house in Canada is either going to kill you with mold in the walls or fumes from the garage or spontaneously-combustible insulation. It's got to be selection bias.  :P

MIKE HOLMES:
The step is 1/4th inch above code. WE ARE GOING TO TEAR UP THE SIDEWALKS
The is a drop of water below the window. RIP OUT THE ENTIRE WALL


Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.

Why the fuck would you move to Nunavut?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 17, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.

Why the fuck would you move to Nunavut?

He saw "The White Dawn" once, and wants to be nurtured back to health by an eskimo woman.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 17, 2012, 03:41:46 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
I posted it in the Weather WTF thread, but cross-posted here:

If you're looking for a way to beat the heat in a beautiful setting...

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=11402495&PidKey=1774493821

Your own private fucking island, with a 1994 modern log cabin.

:wub:

Also, CdM owing an island formally inhabited by nuns?  The jokes could write themselves.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on July 17, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
Dear Ed,

I approve your new avatar. :thumbsup:

Sincerely,

Pedrito
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.



Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 23, 2012, 07:54:55 AM
I'll get some Chick-Fil-A for lunch today.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 23, 2012, 07:56:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

Swing by Vienna and we'll have some proper Schnitzel. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want my wife wants.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:59:36 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want my wife wants.

A happy wife is a happy life.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on July 23, 2012, 08:54:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:59:36 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want my wife wants.

A happy wife is a happy life.



No wife, no strife.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on July 23, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on July 23, 2012, 09:02:50 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 23, 2012, 08:54:52 AM
No wife, no strife.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2012, 10:22:56 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 23, 2012, 08:54:52 AM
No wife, no strife.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on July 23, 2012, 10:24:33 AM
I'm glad I posted something that everyone thinks shouldn't get a response? :unsure:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 23, 2012, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

You will pay it all in cash? Expect a visit from the French tax authorities at some point.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on July 23, 2012, 11:05:15 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 23, 2012, 11:03:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

You will pay it all in cash? Expect a visit from the French tax authorities at some point.

I assume that Ed means he doesn't have to go get a mortgage to complete the sale.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 12:45:58 PM
The property tax is paid through Dec 31st. Like I wouldn't have retained a French lawyer that works with English and Americans for this kind of stuff.  :rolleyes:

Christ, Larch's smugness that I must be a goddamned moron is getting old. Quick.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 23, 2012, 12:54:32 PM
You were the one saying that you'd pay in cash.  :P

Mind you, that's something that was done over here relatively often back in the housing bubble days.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 23, 2012, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 12:45:58 PM
The property tax is paid through Dec 31st. Like I wouldn't have retained a French lawyer that works with English and Americans for this kind of stuff.  :rolleyes:

Christ, Larch's smugness that I must be a goddamned moron is getting old. Quick.

And yet, there's tons of property here in America, in all climes and environs, from the Atlantic Ocean to the other one...yet, you decide to support another nation's economy.

You're worse than Siege.  At least he knows he's a foreign agent.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 01:15:02 PM
Uh huh. I guess employing 40 people in one business, 3 in another and 8 in my wife's doesn't count. All full time.

Call me Mittens.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 23, 2012, 06:30:35 PM
I've been thinking about buying some land in Tennessee or Georgia.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 26, 2012, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2012, 06:30:35 PM
I've been thinking about buying some land in Tennessee or Georgia.

Eastern Tennessee is awesome. Parts of it is rather depopulated. Plus you'll run into my white trash cousins.

Northern Georgia? ick. It is a moist heat.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 26, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
We're talking extreme northern here, dude.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 07:15:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 26, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
We're talking extreme northern here, dude.

Chickamunga is a shithole and my balls sweated real bad there. And Stone Mountain? My panties was wet. Maybe from the heat or it was the giant carving of Stonewall on the mountain. Squee.

It would have helped if it wasn't August.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: derspiess on July 27, 2012, 08:54:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 07:15:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 26, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
We're talking extreme northern here, dude.

Chickamunga is a shithole and my balls sweated real bad there. And Stone Mountain? My panties was wet. Maybe from the heat or it was the giant carving of Stonewall on the mountain. Squee.

It would have helped if it wasn't August.

I thought Chickamauga was a pretty awesome battlefield, but I was there in the fall so the temperature was pleasant.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: derspiess on July 27, 2012, 09:54:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 01:15:02 PM
Uh huh. I guess employing 40 people in one business, 3 in another and 8 in my wife's doesn't count. All full time.

Call me Mittens.



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Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 27, 2012, 04:09:53 PM
The GOP has gotten so much traction from that meme. What a mistake that speech was. Ugh.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 05:17:29 PM
You Politcstards can jump in a lake. A month without that bullshit has been refreshing.

In official news, I am now officially a frog landowner. I'm also likely under Homeland Security observation with that large money transfer. If I end up in Gitmo, remember me by putting panties on your heads.

I will be returning to the land of milk and honey(and my scarlet sweater vest) this weekend.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 27, 2012, 05:19:25 PM
Paroi du vagin?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on July 27, 2012, 05:20:58 PM
I think it's probably more a muret
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 05:29:17 PM
You know, I maybe picked up 15 words in french. I'm not a sponge.

My twins however jabber at me in frog. Because they KNOW I can't understand them.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 27, 2012, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 05:17:29 PM
In official news, I am now officially a frog landowner. I'm also likely under Homeland Security observation with that large money transfer. If I end up in Gitmo, remember me by putting panties on your heads.

What an anti-American fag.  While you're over there, stop by Zurich;  I hear there's free checking.  You Mittens fuck.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 05:34:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 27, 2012, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2012, 05:17:29 PM
In official news, I am now officially a frog landowner. I'm also likely under Homeland Security observation with that large money transfer. If I end up in Gitmo, remember me by putting panties on your heads.

What an anti-American fag.  While you're over there, stop by Zurich;  I hear there's free checking.  You Mittens fuck.

The Swiss are assholes. I'm thinking Cayman Islands.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 28, 2012, 07:02:23 AM
I have returned. USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 28, 2012, 02:50:32 PM
How soon till he is renouncing his citizenship to escape taxes <_<
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 28, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 28, 2012, 02:50:32 PM
How soon till he is renouncing his citizenship to escape taxes <_<

Yes, I'm going to renounce to go to a country with higher taxes.  :rolleyes:

You people don't even think through your jokes. I'm frankly ashamed of you fatfail.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 28, 2012, 03:57:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 28, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 28, 2012, 02:50:32 PM
How soon till he is renouncing his citizenship to escape taxes <_<

Yes, I'm going to renounce to go to a country with higher taxes.  :rolleyes:

You people don't even think through your jokes. I'm frankly ashamed of you fatfail.

Nowhere in my joke do i say what country you would make move to, so fuck off kiddie raper.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2012, 04:00:05 PM
OH SNAP ITS ON NOW

The Mittens of The Midwest versus Nanook of The North!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 28, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 28, 2012, 04:04:47 PM
Naw ed is el jefe.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 28, 2012, 04:40:52 PM
Boner vs. Beaner.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on September 08, 2012, 12:34:18 PM
I'm thinking of applying for a Carte de séjour temporaire.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 08, 2012, 12:38:15 PM
You're worse than Mittens.  You're John Kerry.  :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on September 08, 2012, 12:39:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 08, 2012, 12:38:15 PM
You're worse than Mittens.  You're John Kerry.  :frog:

Ha.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jaron on September 08, 2012, 12:46:11 PM
Congratulations, Anger. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jaron on September 08, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
Enjoy tax prison. [/larch]
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2013, 06:30:45 PM
I am preparing for my second campaign into Normandie. I have obtained a fresh new Burger King crown to wear over there. Unless the TSA steals it.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 11, 2013, 08:14:10 AM
I took the twins to Omaha Beach. I figured age 5 was old enough. They were...well behaved.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on June 11, 2013, 08:18:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 11, 2013, 08:14:10 AM
I took the twins to Omaha Beach. I figured age 5 was old enough. They were...well behaved.  :)

:cool:

Are they old enough to appreciate the Mulberry remains along the coast?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on June 11, 2013, 08:33:41 AM
Tonight Lucullus dines with a new guest - bitter, bitter jealousy.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 11, 2013, 08:47:45 AM
 :lol:

They got the national guard monument. DADDY! OHIO! They picked out the units listed from Ohio. A lot of Maryland and DC units listed.

All and all, a successful visit to the memorials. Trying to decide if Michael at age 4 can handle it.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 08:34:44 AM
Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  :lol: its a chain.  :lol:

Food wasn't bad and service was slightly above French norms.

Also did some people watching in a French mall while the girls shopped. Hot chick rating: 8/10.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2013, 09:31:10 AM
Ed, how is your French? Or do you just force the French to speak to you in English?  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 08:34:44 AM
Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  :lol: its a chain.  :lol:


Heh, we get US themed chains in Canada, too. Reason: the US is associated with good service and plentiful servings.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2013, 09:35:45 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 14, 2013, 09:31:10 AM
Or do you just force the French to speak to you in English?  :lol:

-_-
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 09:39:04 AM
Je m'appelle Edouard Longshawnks.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 14, 2013, 09:48:09 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 08:34:44 AM
Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  :lol: its a chain.  :lol:


Heh, we get US themed chains in Canada, too. Reason: the US is associated with good service and plentiful servings.

We hardly have any Canadian themed restaurants.  But if we did I wonder what they would be associated with? :hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 09:56:37 AM
Tim Hortons or Swiss Chalet
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 14, 2013, 09:48:09 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 08:34:44 AM
Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  :lol: its a chain.  :lol:


Heh, we get US themed chains in Canada, too. Reason: the US is associated with good service and plentiful servings.

We hardly have any Canadian themed restaurants.  But if we did I wonder what they would be associated with? :hmm:

Americans are not really aware of the existence of Canada, for good or bad.   :D
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 14, 2013, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:02:54 AM
Americans are not really aware of the existence of Canada, for good or bad.   :D

So a Canadian themed restaurant would be a restaurant where most people are not aware of the fact it is Canadian?  The Michael J Fox of restaurants.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:15:13 AM
I counter-propose Lesley Neilson.  A few people knew Fox was Canadian.  Especially after he did those commercials about stem cell research.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:15:13 AM
I counter-propose Lesley Neilson.  A few people knew Fox was Canadian.  Especially after he did those commercials about stem cell research.

There's dozens and dozens of famous actors who few people recognize as Canadian. 

Fun fact: did you know Lesley Neilson's brother was a long-time Member of Parliament from the Yukon?  I believe he was even deputy-PM at one point.  Whitehorse International Airporrt is named the Eric Neilson Airport in his honour.   :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 10:26:24 AM
Even Canadians don't know famous actors are canadians.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
There's dozens and dozens of famous actors who few people recognize as Canadian. 

Talk is cheap.  I played the Neilson card, let's see you trump it.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 10:35:00 AM
Ryan Reynolds
Seth Rogen
Jay Baruchel
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:37:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
There's dozens and dozens of famous actors who few people recognize as Canadian. 

Talk is cheap.  I played the Neilson card, let's see you trump it.  :ph34r:

William Shatner
Jim Carrey
Michael Cera
James Cameron
Howie Mandel
Mike Myers
Christopher Plummer
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Ryan Reynolds -- good one

Seth Rogaine -- you've got to be kidding

Jay Baruchel-- who?

Beeb:  with all due respect, your entire list is utter shit.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Ryan Reynolds -- good one

Seth Rogaine -- you've got to be kidding

Jay Baruchel-- who?

Beeb:  with all due respect, your entire list is utter shit.

Because they're not all that famous, or because everyone knows they are Canadian?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:44:01 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:41:49 AM
Because they're not all that famous, or because everyone knows they are Canadian?

The latter.  You might as well put Donald Sutherland on your list.

Though it might not be known about D-list celeb Howie Mandel.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 10:46:09 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Jay Baruchel-- who?

Dude in My Sorcerer's Apprentice with Nic Cage. His new movie is This is the End with Seth Rogaine.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:47:44 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 10:46:09 AM
Dude in My Sorcerer's Apprentice with Nic Cage. His new movie is This is the End with Seth Rogaine.

Ah, the wormy looking Jewkid?  OK, that's a pretty good one.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2013, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Ryan Reynolds -- good one

Oh this one I knew. That was the only thing I could imagine he had in common with Alanis when they were dating. :D
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 14, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:

You can keep Nickelback too. :angry:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: 11B4V on June 14, 2013, 11:06:09 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:

You can keep Nickelback too. :angry:

+1 on both. Double on Nickelsuck
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on June 14, 2013, 11:11:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 08:34:44 AM
Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  :lol: its a chain.  :lol:

Food wasn't bad and service was slightly above French norms.

The worst mistake I made travelling in Italy was eating at an American themed restaurant.  The locals recommended and it was packed so the locals obviously liked it.  But the food was terrible.  From then on I stuck to the hole in the wall small authentic Italian places.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 11:20:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:

You can keep Nickelback too. :angry:

But I don't want to.  :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 14, 2013, 11:22:01 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:

A Celine Dion themed restaurant!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 11:41:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 14, 2013, 11:22:01 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 14, 2013, 10:41:00 AM
Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian.  :lol:

A Celine Dion themed restaurant!

You get band members of Nickelback as waiters. Which keeps them gainfully employed.  :D

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 14, 2013, 09:31:10 AM
Ed, how is your French? Or do you just force the French to speak to you in English?  :lol:

Awful. I can puzzle some shit out. But I'm in a province full of Limeys and American tourists. So the younger folk tend to switch to English pretty fast.

Plus my friend is with us. She can grok with her fellow locals.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 01:02:10 PM
The Canadian hijack will be repaid. Oh yes.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: FunkMonk on June 14, 2013, 01:03:54 PM
Well they do speak French in Canada :frog:- :Canuck:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 14, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly.  :sleep:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 01:06:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly.  :sleep:

"Shirley"
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on June 14, 2013, 04:13:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2013, 01:06:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly.  :sleep:

"Shirley"

Don't call him that.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 14, 2013, 07:01:33 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Quote from: Barrister on June 14, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
There's dozens and dozens of famous actors who few people recognize as Canadian. 

Talk is cheap.  I played the Neilson card, let's see you trump it.  :ph34r:

C'mon, Yi...you're the MTV Generation...we grew up watching Remote Control and the "Dead or Canadian" category.  You should be able run the tables on him.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on June 15, 2013, 01:30:35 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 09:56:37 AM
Tim Hortons or Swiss Chalet

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Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2013, 08:33:50 AM
 :lol: Fucking. Awesome.

At least they didn't think it was a water fountain, like I did the first time I saw one.  Don't think Mom didn't grab the shit out of me quick, either.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 19, 2013, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

:D
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
Lolz.

Anyways, I can't get a confession out of anybody. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO THE COOLER.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 19, 2013, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2013, 08:33:50 AM
:lol: Fucking. Awesome.

At least they didn't think it was a water fountain, like I did the first time I saw one.  Don't think Mom didn't grab the shit out of me quick, either.

My father used one once to chill cham...sparkling wine.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on June 19, 2013, 09:23:51 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on June 19, 2013, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

It was an honest mistake!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 25, 2013, 12:57:57 PM
Goofy French fucks require a breathalyzer, a yellow high visability jacket and a red warning triangle to be in your car at all times. Goofy little fucks. Like it matters. Most cars here seems have to have more dents than a golf ball.

I'm surprised a flare gun isn't required.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on June 25, 2013, 01:11:07 PM
Gun nut
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2013, 01:17:12 PM
Dangerous neocon radical.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 25, 2013, 01:20:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2013, 01:17:12 PM
Dangerous neocon radical.

Speaking of weirdos, I met a bonapartist. What a goofy fucktard.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 25, 2013, 02:47:57 PM
Do you speak Freedom?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
My Domino's pizza was delivered via scooter. WHERE CAN THE DRIVER PUT THE POT AND CABLE DESCRAMBLERS?

Anyways, felt so bad for scooter boy I gave him a 10 euro tip. BUT THERE IS NO TIPPING CULTURE IN YURPE.

He took it. Greedy Frenchman.

Also, Dominos sucks in France too. The taste was left on the scooter.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 30, 2013, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
WHERE CAN THE DRIVER PUT THE POT AND CABLE DESCRAMBLERS?

Pot would fit under the lift-up seat.  Don't know how big a descrambler is.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 30, 2013, 07:15:55 PM
When are you coming home, Ed?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 07:38:07 PM
End of July-ish.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on June 30, 2013, 08:58:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 07:38:07 PM
End of July-ish.

Who is watching the pets?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 06:42:42 AM
What pets? Drut fell in glorious battle and was given a state funeral.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: fhdz on July 01, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 06:42:42 AM
What pets? Drut fell in glorious battle and was given a state funeral.

:(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 07:02:34 PM
He was awarded the Order of Mew and his name will echo for an eternity.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:07:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 07:38:07 PM
End of July-ish.

Toaster Strudel-eating 1%er.  You're missing new episodes of American Ninja Warriors, you Romneytard.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 07:11:47 PM
I'm missing what now? Never heard of it.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
Don't worry about it, wouldn't want you to spill your Calvados over it.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 01, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 01, 2013, 06:42:42 AM
What pets? Drut fell in glorious battle and was given a state funeral.
i thought there was more than one, I mean not crazy cat lad...I mean CdM like, but more than Drut.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 01, 2013, 08:12:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
Don't worry about it, wouldn't want you to spill your Calvados over it.

His transformation into a Frenchman is disturbing, isn't it.  :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 08:10:55 AM
*snort*
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 02, 2013, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 07:38:07 PM
End of July-ish.

The summer will have started by then, hopefully. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 08:56:39 AM
I'm enjoying the weather.  :) NO HUMIDITY.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 08:58:57 AM
No humidity in Scottsdale either, America hater.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 09:01:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 08:58:57 AM
No humidity in Scottsdale either, America hater.

Just fire.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:06:09 AM
But it's a dry fire.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 02, 2013, 09:26:58 AM
Ed, have you thought about going to Paris for Bastille Day?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.icra.it%2Fmg%2Fmg12%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2Fbastille_day.jpg&hash=d7494010213c6f2b63f5c92ce6e87eea3dbf1887)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:31:45 AM
Now that's an awesome idea.  That is one bad ass parade.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 02, 2013, 09:37:47 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:31:45 AM
Now that's an awesome idea.  That is one bad ass parade.

That way he can get a different kind of red white and blue boner.  :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:40:00 AM
I can see all the little broodlings in liberty caps.

"Rusty" *giggle*
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 10:44:44 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 02, 2013, 09:26:58 AM
Ed, have you thought about going to Paris for Bastille Day?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.icra.it%2Fmg%2Fmg12%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2Fbastille_day.jpg&hash=d7494010213c6f2b63f5c92ce6e87eea3dbf1887)

I have, but the thought of wrangling 5 kids in that crowd gives me the heebie jeebies.

Last year, the local events were cool enough.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 02, 2013, 11:16:06 AM
Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2013, 11:16:06 AM
Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?

I get a break from my fellow Americans
The weather is cooler. Usually.
My kids get exposure to other cultures
I avoid the American silly season, aka 'summer'. IT'S THE SUMMER OF THE SHARK. OMG GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!
I get to bang my french friend Aimee.
I get a manly war boner from going to Omaha beach
Cheese
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 02, 2013, 11:32:22 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 02, 2013, 11:16:06 AM
Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?

I get to bang my french friend Aimee.

The truth of it all, finally revealed.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: fhdz on July 02, 2013, 11:35:06 AM
Your wife's cool with that, Ed?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: fhdz on July 02, 2013, 11:36:01 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 02, 2013, 09:06:09 AM
But it's a dry fire.

That deal with all but one of the Hotshots getting killed the other day was just about as tragic as it gets.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 02, 2013, 11:57:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 11:21:03 AM
I get a break from my fellow Americans
The weather is cooler. Usually.
My kids get exposure to other cultures
I avoid the American silly season, aka 'summer'. IT'S THE SUMMER OF THE SHARK. OMG GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!
I get to bang my french friend Aimee.
I get a manly war boner from going to Omaha beach
Cheese

Those are all perfectly valid reasons :cheers: :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 02, 2013, 11:35:06 AM
Your wife's cool with that, Ed?

Yes. Sometimes I watch.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 02, 2013, 06:01:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: fhdz on July 02, 2013, 11:35:06 AM
Your wife's cool with that, Ed?

Yes. Sometimes I watch.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstation79.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F02%2Fcaligula-01-g.jpg&hash=4c8559467c766db620d91ef4a3dcbde10cd841fd)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 02, 2013, 06:02:14 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: lustindarkness on July 03, 2013, 12:00:43 PM
Important questions:
What car are you driving around in? How many cyclists can you take out at once with it? Is Le Tour anywhere close to you? When can we expect to see the answers to these questions in the news?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on July 03, 2013, 12:00:43 PM
Important questions:
What car are you driving around in? How many cyclists can you take out at once with it? Is Le Tour anywhere close to you? When can we expect to see the answers to these questions in the news?

A rented Renault Espace. Lots. Not supposed to be. Never.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: lustindarkness on July 03, 2013, 12:09:10 PM
I am: disapointed. :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 12:11:48 PM
I don't want to end up in frog prison. I assume it is full of Arabs.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 03, 2013, 12:13:26 PM
Ed's becoming more French than Valmy.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 04, 2013, 08:28:45 AM
I held a small BBQ party for the Fourth. I kept my USA! Chants to myself.

Since most of the frogs were the mothers of my children's friends, I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.

(http://://www.yotatech.com/attachments/f115/90765d1360085633-best-way-clean-balls-caddyshack-ball-cleaner.jpg)
Ed Anger, observing

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2013, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 04, 2013, 08:28:45 AM
I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.

:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 04, 2013, 09:17:50 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 04, 2013, 08:28:45 AM
I held a small BBQ party for the Fourth. I kept my USA! Chants to myself.

Since most of the frogs were the mothers of my children's friends, I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.

Ed Anger, observing

:ccr:

Me and zombie CCR approve, even though I don't smoke. 
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Jacob on July 05, 2013, 04:02:56 PM
Re: Cheese - you should take the opportunity to eat Mimolette, since it's apparently banned from being imported into the US now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23195183
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 05, 2013, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.
:yuk: Is this like that Sardinian cheese where people actually eat it with maggots crawling around in it? :x
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 05, 2013, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.
:yuk: Is this like that Sardinian cheese where people actually eat it with maggots crawling around in it? :x

Yep. Except the frog cheese is mites or some such shit.

No bug cheese, no European feet cheese.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 05, 2013, 04:33:42 PM
Oh.  If the bugs are so tiny you can't see them I would probably try it.  I'm sure I've eaten mites before by mistake, anyway.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:36:09 PM
I want the bugs and fecal matter in my hot dogs.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on July 05, 2013, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 05, 2013, 04:36:09 PM
I want the bugs and fecal matter in my hot dogs.
I'm sure my local gas station can accommodate you there. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: fhdz on July 05, 2013, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cCGVo3QTygI

Fuck it, I'm eating babies. This is bullshit.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFaEvGC5dw
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 06, 2013, 04:10:05 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFaEvGC5dw

Great. I'll see that again tonight in my dreams.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on July 06, 2013, 04:33:41 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFaEvGC5dw

The weird thing about octopus is that someone, somewhere once looked at this thing and thought, "I wonder what this tastes like!"
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 06, 2013, 10:19:28 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 12:11:48 PM
I don't want to end up in frog prison. I assume it is full of Arabs.

Come on, there are blacks and gypsies too. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 09, 2013, 06:39:08 AM
An update on the bug cheese:

US gov't reviewed the ban, upheld it. Called the cheese 'putrid'.

This caused a minor stink. A French deputy trade minister, in a moment of clarity, told the bug cheese makers they should come up with a export version if the want to go to the US market.


Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Pedrito on July 09, 2013, 07:06:53 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 06, 2013, 04:33:41 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFaEvGC5dw

The weird thing about octopus is that someone, somewhere once looked at this thing and thought, "I wonder what this tastes like!"
:D This could be said about half of the things we regularly eat.

L.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Larch on July 09, 2013, 07:16:16 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 09, 2013, 07:06:53 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 06, 2013, 04:33:41 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 05, 2013, 05:26:08 PM
I've eaten a couple types of bugs and larvae in my life but the thought of eating something that's still alive and fighting back creeps me out.  Same reason I can't eat fresh (still flopping) shrimp and octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFaEvGC5dw

The weird thing about octopus is that someone, somewhere once looked at this thing and thought, "I wonder what this tastes like!"
:D This could be said about half of the things we regularly eat.

L.

I've always said it, the first guy who tried shellfish must have been really fucking hungry.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 09, 2013, 07:59:17 AM
Shellfish  :yuk:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: merithyn on July 09, 2013, 09:01:12 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 09, 2013, 07:59:17 AM
Shellfish  :mmm:

FYP :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: derspiess on July 09, 2013, 11:48:40 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 03, 2013, 12:11:48 PM
I don't want to end up in frog prison. I assume it is full of Arabs.

I bet the food is pretty decent, though.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 09, 2013, 06:55:33 PM
The frog chicks seemed to shed an extra layer of clothing today. I guess 75 was too warm for many.

Also, I haven't seen much in the way of flip flops. Thank god.if I was back home, i would be awash in white trash feet and white trash odor.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on July 16, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
I was a bit bored last night and so was watching The Longest Day on Netflixs in my cool basement.  I now understand the "John has a long mustache" reference.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2013, 03:17:05 PM
 :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on July 16, 2013, 03:51:40 PM
FFS get with the Times man!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on July 16, 2013, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2013, 03:51:40 PM
FFS get with the Times man!

I am relieved this is the worst I am getting.  I had feared I would lose my Languish membership card.  :Embarrass:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on July 16, 2013, 05:08:56 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 16, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
I was a bit bored last night and so was watching The Longest Day on Netflixs in my cool basement.  I now understand the "John has a long mustache" reference.

Also used in "Red Dawn".

THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 16, 2013, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 16, 2013, 03:51:40 PM
FFS get with the Times man!

I am relieved this is the worst I am getting.  I had feared I would lose my Languish membership card.  :Embarrass:

*This* fucking close, man.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on July 16, 2013, 05:57:33 PM
Ed should really hate the Tour de France because really it's just one long Tourist advert with a bicycle race tacked on as an afterthought.  :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 16, 2013, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: mongers on July 16, 2013, 05:57:33 PM
Ed should really hate the Tour de France because really it's just one long Tourist advert with a bicycle race tacked on as an afterthought.  :frog:

The dope de tour is the last thing on my mind.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on July 23, 2013, 06:24:16 PM
Well, I think I'm done with france for awhile. Time to return to white trash land.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
I am preparing to visit the overseas holdings. Plus, I hear they are lynching gypsies now over there and I might be able to get in on the fun.

Only worry is my extremely flaky gallbladder. I really don't want to experience a foreign medical system.

WE REMOVED YOUR PENIS, YES?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 12:41:05 PM
Sorry Ed, no Gypsies in Normandy, specially in the countryside.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 17, 2014, 12:43:31 PM
The doctors will be on strike so I don't think they'll remove your penis.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:45:24 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 17, 2014, 12:43:31 PM
The doctors will be on strike so I don't think they'll remove your penis.

:(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:47:01 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 12:41:05 PM
Sorry Ed, no Gypsies in Normandy, specially in the countryside.

I know. But if you see a guy on TV wearing an obnoxious American Flag t-shirt chasing darkies in Paris, that is me.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on June 17, 2014, 12:58:09 PM
Good grief I'll have to inspect the Saxon shore forts, martello towers and Henry VIIIs artillery forts to make sure there up to fending off Ed Anger, should he try and mount a cross channel invasion.  :bowler:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 17, 2014, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
I am preparing to visit the overseas holdings. Plus, I hear they are lynching gypsies now over there and I might be able to get in on the fun.

Only worry is my extremely flaky gallbladder. I really don't want to experience a foreign medical system.

WE REMOVED YOUR PENIS, YES?
I like your newest avatar, Ed.

Don't expect quality medical care WHEN YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING HELLHOLE LIKE FRANCE!  OOOH-OOOOH OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 01:07:50 PM
I am very used to my private rooms and jello cups. And my penis staying attached.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:11:24 PM
I'd come and visit Ed The Angry Winefarmer.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 01:14:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 17, 2014, 12:47:01 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2014, 12:41:05 PM
Sorry Ed, no Gypsies in Normandy, specially in the countryside.

I know. But if you see a guy on TV wearing an obnoxious American Flag t-shirt chasing darkies in Paris, that is me.

OH NOES! Given my luck, I might even bump on THAT guy and have to save him from the dark hordes to prevent a diplomatic accident. :(

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Drakken on June 17, 2014, 09:38:34 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 16, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
I was a bit bored last night and so was watching The Longest Day on Netflixs in my cool basement.  I now understand the "John has a long mustache" reference.

The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2014, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: Syt on June 15, 2013, 01:30:35 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 14, 2013, 09:56:37 AM
Tim Hortons or Swiss Chalet

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/217347_511242995589403_299863207_n.jpg)
It's like that in New England with Dunkin Donuts
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 17, 2014, 11:47:04 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:11:24 PM
I'd come and visit Ed The Angry Winefarmer.

Shame the HMS Nelson can't shell him from the Channel.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:44:28 AM
Love the avatar, Seedy. Growing up, that was one of my favourite movies. And it had a Norwegian in it too.  ^_^
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 06:55:57 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 17, 2014, 11:47:04 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 17, 2014, 01:11:24 PM
I'd come and visit Ed The Angry Winefarmer.

Shame the HMS Nelson can't shell him from the Channel.

What an awful battleship design. Ugly too.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 06:56:19 AM
And I love you too, Seedy.

Go with Jesus.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 18, 2014, 07:12:27 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 17, 2014, 11:28:34 PM
It's like that in New England with Dunkin Donuts

Not just New England.  NJ's pretty glutted with DD as well.  Also Subway.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 08:07:52 AM
You do know there'll be a Facebook game called "Ed's Angry Wine Farmville" or something, right?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 18, 2014, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on June 18, 2014, 07:12:27 AM
Not just New England.  NJ's pretty glutted with DD as well.  Also Subway.
Wawa > DD.  Also the name is more fun to say. :cool:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 18, 2014, 08:58:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 06:56:19 AM
And I love you too, Seedy.

Go with Jesus.

You're only capable of 1% love.  Foreign land owner.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 18, 2014, 09:04:02 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 18, 2014, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on June 18, 2014, 07:12:27 AM
Not just New England.  NJ's pretty glutted with DD as well.  Also Subway.
Wawa > DD.  Also the name is more fun to say. :cool:

Yes, Wawa is definitely better than DD and Subway.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 18, 2014, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:44:28 AM
Love the avatar, Seedy. Growing up, that was one of my favourite movies. And it had a Norwegian in it too.  ^_^

Only so many USA = soccer pop culture references to work with, you know.  The German thing is mere coinkydink.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on June 18, 2014, 09:11:36 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 18, 2014, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 05:44:28 AM
Love the avatar, Seedy. Growing up, that was one of my favourite movies. And it had a Norwegian in it too.  ^_^

Only so many USA = soccer pop culture references to work with, you know.  The German thing is mere coinkydink.  :ph34r:

I thought you'd go for this:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F70%2FAir_bud_world_pup2.jpg&hash=430d75a965362bf1ed7f7014ff7aa93d8121a24b)

:P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: derspiess on June 18, 2014, 09:32:14 AM
If only there were a cat soccer movie.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on June 18, 2014, 09:49:55 AM
What, no Mia Hamm pictures were available?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 05:53:26 PM
She be ugly.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
Quote from: Norgy on June 18, 2014, 08:07:52 AM
You do know there'll be a Facebook game called "Ed's Angry Wine Farmville" or something, right?

Put Antfreeze in wine = 2 diamonds

Diamonds available for purchase.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: sbr on June 18, 2014, 07:04:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 18, 2014, 05:53:26 PM
She be ugly.

Alex Morgan on the other hand....
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 18, 2014, 09:55:07 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 18, 2014, 09:04:02 AM
Yes, Wawa is definitely better than DD and Subway.

And we finally find an opinion that Cal, Garbon and I all share.  Especially since Hoagiefest begins in less than a week.  Take that, Five-Dollar Footlongs. :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 09:44:11 AM
Trip has been called off.  :(

My kidneys and liver need further testing. MAH VACATION  :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 27, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
What's to test? I can pronounce you from over here.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on June 27, 2014, 12:54:19 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 09:44:11 AM
Trip has been called off.  :(

My kidneys and liver need further testing. MAH VACATION  :(


I wonder what the cost would be to have the tests done there.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 27, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
What's to test? I can pronounce you from over here.

Just say I'm dying.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on June 27, 2014, 04:53:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 27, 2014, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 27, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
What's to test? I can pronounce you from over here.

Just say I'm dying.

We are all dying.  Dont need a test for that.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 27, 2014, 06:15:48 PM
No French Army Day for Ed and his clan. :(
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 03, 2015, 09:08:18 PM
Prep is underway for Normandy '15: Gleaming the Cube.

Told the kids to pack two bags. Hilariously, underwear was in short supply in the bags. Ponies, iPods, gameboys and various electronic devices were shoved in there. Giant Pinkie Pie was paced in shopping bag for the trip.  :glare:

I placed a penny in the driveway, to confound the Mono's of the area while I'm gone.they will fixate on the SHINY PENNY while security arrives to assrape them.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Monoriu on June 03, 2015, 09:43:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2015, 09:08:18 PM


I placed a penny in the driveway, to confound the Mono's of the area while I'm gone.they will fixate on the SHINY PENNY while security arrives to assrape them.

:blurgh:  Some day I'll figure out a way to take the penny without triggering the alarm.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 04, 2015, 12:47:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2015, 09:08:18 PM
Prep is underway for Normandy '15: Gleaming the Cube.


The Hitlerian Jihad.

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on June 04, 2015, 01:36:45 AM
The Anger family arrives at the villa...

(https://justice4germans.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/hitlers-happy-family.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on June 04, 2015, 01:49:01 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.express.de%2Fimage%2Fview%2F2011%2F0%2F12%2F5230368%2C3970719%2ChighRes%2Chit1.jpg&hash=5caab69d72501396e7c55bb2ccd15f72a4657078)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 04, 2015, 08:03:46 AM
Ok that might be the wrongest photo in the history of wrong photos.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tamas on June 04, 2015, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 04, 2015, 01:36:45 AM
The Anger family arrives at the villa...

(https://justice4germans.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/hitlers-happy-family.jpg?w=640)

:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 04, 2015, 09:06:16 AM
I laughed. Hard. At all of them.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 04, 2015, 09:25:49 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 03, 2015, 09:08:18 PM
Gleaming the Cube.
:lol:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 14, 2015, 07:44:24 PM
Bonjour, homosexuals!

I have arrived at my ducal lands. You may now titter among yourselves.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 14, 2015, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 14, 2015, 07:44:24 PM
Bonjour, homosexuals!
I believe you mean... homosexuelles.  :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2015, 08:04:35 PM
Salut, PD!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2015, 08:01:13 PM
I believe you mean... homosexuelles.  :frog:

I guess this means you identify as a lesbian trapped in a man's body Cal? :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 07:23:46 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2015, 08:01:13 PM
I believe you mean... homosexuelles.  :frog:

I guess this means you identify as a lesbian trapped in a man's body Cal? :P

Anglo-Saxons mixing up sex with gender, as always :(  :frog:  :lol:

PS: Kudos to Yi for the proper use of a French abbreviated form. :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 07:23:46 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 14, 2015, 08:01:13 PM
I believe you mean... homosexuelles.  :frog:

I guess this means you identify as a lesbian trapped in a man's body Cal? :P

Anglo-Saxons mixing up sex with gender, as always :(  :frog:  :lol:

PS: Kudos to Yi for the proper use of a French abbreviated form. :)

I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM


I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?

He is not an American?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:39:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 07:23:46 AM
Anglo-Saxons mixing up sex with gender, as always :(  :frog:  :lol:

The Normans tried to show us the light but ultimately failed :weep:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:40:11 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
He is not an American?

Wait does this mean all Americans are Anglo-Saxons even if they are ethnically Japanese or something? Woah.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:39:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 07:23:46 AM
Anglo-Saxons mixing up sex with gender, as always :(  :frog:  :lol:

The Normans tried to show us the light but ultimately failed :weep:

Cas sujet and cas régime, the two-case system of medieval Langue d'oïl was maybe a bit too much.  :hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 08:10:42 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 07:40:11 AM
Wait does this mean all Americans are Anglo-Saxons even if they are ethnically Japanese or something? Woah.

Yes, you're all the same to us. Makes it easier to apply stereotypes.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2015, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM


I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?

He is not an American?

:huh:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM


I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?

He is not an American?
I do have Anglo-Saxon ancestry but it's a definite minority contribution.  I'm mostly of German heritage, and more of what's not German is Scottish, Scots-Irish, and Welsh.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 09:59:44 AM
He is neither an Angle or a Saxon. He is German ok? Geez learn something about ethnicity people.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 15, 2015, 10:14:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 09:59:44 AM
He is neither an Angle or a Saxon. He is German ok? Geez learn something about ethnicity people.

So German in all but name. Verstanden! :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 10:17:58 AM
Also Scots is an Anglo-Saxon language. Sorry Cal :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 10:24:29 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM


I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?

He is not an American?

:huh:

Either I'm missing something here (entirely possible) or applying 'Anglo-Saxon' as an umbrella term to the US, UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia etc is just a Dutch thing.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: lustindarkness on June 15, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
I is spic.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 15, 2015, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 10:24:29 AM
Either I'm missing something here (entirely possible) or applying 'Anglo-Saxon' as an umbrella term to the US, UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia etc is just a Dutch thing.

It used to be ok in the US, but then the ethnics got all uppity.  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: katmai on June 15, 2015, 03:39:13 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 15, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
I is spic.

Yes you are beaner.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on June 15, 2015, 03:58:38 PM
Someone should tell the Republicans everyone who makes it to US soil is an Anglo-Saxon.  It might ease tensions around the immigration issue.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: crazy canuck on June 15, 2015, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 10:24:29 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: Maladict on June 15, 2015, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 07:25:55 AM


I'm confused. Why would you drill down to Anglo-Saxons which is clearly a mistaken way of describing Cal's ancestry?

He is not an American?

:huh:

Either I'm missing something here (entirely possible) or applying 'Anglo-Saxon' as an umbrella term to the US, UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia etc is just a Dutch thing.

That went out of style about 30 plus years ago when it became apparent the descriptor Anglo-Saxon didn't cover large portions of the population.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 04:16:14 PM
I believe there are actually more Americans of German descent than English/Anglo-Saxon descent. :cool:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: lustindarkness on June 15, 2015, 04:17:14 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 15, 2015, 03:39:13 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 15, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
I is spic.

Yes you are beaner.

I is.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: garbon on June 15, 2015, 04:37:03 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 04:16:14 PM
I believe there are actually more Americans of German descent than English/Anglo-Saxon descent. :cool:

I don't know. Here's what wiki has to say (for whatever that is worth...):

QuoteSelf-identified German Americans made up 17.1% of the U.S. population, followed by Irish Americans at 12%, as reported in the 2000 U.S. Census. This makes German the largest, and Irish the second-largest, self-reported ancestry groups in the U.S. Both groups had high rates of immigration to the US beginning in the mid-19th century, triggered by the Great Potato Famine in Ireland and the failed 1848 Revolution in Germany. However, English-Americans and British-Americans are still considered the largest ethnic group due to a serious under count following the 2000 census whereby many English and British Americans self-identified under the new category entry 'American' considering themselves 'indigenous' because their families had resided in the USA for so long or, if of mixed European ancestry, identified with a more recent and differentiated ethnic group.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Josquius on June 15, 2015, 05:11:42 PM
I always preferred Anglo-celtic :aus:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2015, 04:37:03 PM
I don't know. Here's what wiki has to say (for whatever that is worth...):
LOL, "American". :D

I guess that could be correct, but tons of earlier settlers to the colonies weren't Anglo-Saxon either.  My German ancestors were all here by 1740, and pretty much all of Pennsylvania outside of Philadelphia proper was settled by Germans and Scots-Irish (cannon fodder for the French and Indians on the frontier. :cool: )  Also, there was a big Moravian settlement in North Carolina prior to the Revolution as well.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 06:11:31 PM
Surely you don't think Scotch-Irish have no English blood. 
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:26:01 PM
Everybody just creped on the thread carpet.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 15, 2015, 06:30:17 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 15, 2015, 09:59:44 AM
He is neither an Angle or a Saxon. He is German ok? Geez learn something about ethnicity people.
Where do you think the Saxons and Angle's originally came from? :hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 06:11:31 PM
Surely you don't think Scotch-Irish have no English blood.
Them be fighting words, son.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:34:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 15, 2015, 06:30:17 PM
Where do you think the Saxons and Angle's originally came from? :hmm:
The Angles came from Denmark IIRC, and the Saxons came from NW Germany.  My peeps came from much further south.  If you want to identify my ancestors with an ancient German tribe, it'd be the Alemanni.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:34:48 PM
I ate a Croque Madame today.


I know I'm going to get a beak in these eggs from a farm a bit down the way.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:36:58 PM
Every time I see this thread I hear that line. :lol:

John has a long mustache.
John has a long mustache.


...and then that old dude starts to cry and shit.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:41:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:36:58 PM
Every time I see this thread I hear that line. :lol:

John has a long mustache.
John has a long mustache.


...and then that old dude starts to cry and shit.

And the old woman steals his soup.  :mad:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:47:25 PM
That little slut. :mad:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Capetan Mihali on June 15, 2015, 06:51:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 14, 2015, 08:04:35 PM
PD!

Heh.  I like the orthography.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 06:31:07 PM
Them be fighting words, son.

What exactly do you think Scotch-Irish are?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:56:40 PM
Drunk
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 07:48:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 06:55:52 PM
What exactly do you think Scotch-Irish are?
Scottish dudes who lived in Ulster, and then came to America.  Scottish != Anglo-Saxon. :hmm:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 07:48:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:56:40 PM
Drunk
and how.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 07:48:02 PM
Scottish dudes who lived in Ulster, and then came to America.  Scottish != Anglo-Saxon. :hmm:

My understanding is they were a mixture of lowland Scots and northern English chavs.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 08:25:45 PM
Oh.  I'd never heard that. :huh:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on June 16, 2015, 02:16:14 AM
Yeah, they were from the now more-or-less forgotten border culture, about 1/3 English IIRC - but the "English" and "Scots" within the group had far more in common with each other than with their compatriots.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 16, 2015, 05:40:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 07:48:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2015, 06:56:40 PM
Drunk
and how.

Normandy cider is too much for Ed?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maximus on June 16, 2015, 12:51:42 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 15, 2015, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 15, 2015, 07:48:02 PM
Scottish dudes who lived in Ulster, and then came to America.  Scottish != Anglo-Saxon. :hmm:

My understanding is they were a mixture of lowland Scots and northern English chavs.
And lowland Scots are of Anglo-Saxon ancestry too.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2015, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Maximus on June 16, 2015, 12:51:42 PM
And lowland Scots are of Anglo-Saxon ancestry too.

No shit.  When did they move there, and when did they become lowland Scots (as opposed to chavs)?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Maximus on June 16, 2015, 02:21:04 PM
I believe lowland Scotland was part of one or more of the old Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms. Northumbria(?) So I guess they moved there around the same time as the rest of the Anglo-Saxons. They became Scots because they were part of the Kingdom of Scotland afaik.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 16, 2015, 04:56:06 PM
I hope you fucks are forced to watch Howard the Duck.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: alfred russel on June 16, 2015, 07:29:02 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on June 16, 2015, 02:16:14 AM
Yeah, they were from the now more-or-less forgotten border culture, about 1/3 English IIRC - but the "English" and "Scots" within the group had far more in common with each other than with their compatriots.

A part of my family comes from some shitty border scottish clan. Someone summarized what they did back in the day in some history: "They supplemented their income by taking livestock from the English side of the border. This border rustling stopped during wartime, however, when they dedicated themselves to the service of their king, which consisted of raiding into English territory."
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 16, 2015, 11:17:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2015, 04:56:06 PM
I hope you fucks are forced to watch Howard the Duck.

Bestiality with a young Lea Thompson = hott
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 16, 2015, 11:33:52 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 15, 2015, 03:58:38 PM
Someone should tell the Republicans everyone who makes it to US soil is an Anglo-Saxon.  It might ease tensions around the immigration issue.

That crowd was hostile to immigrants even when they were anglo-saxons.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2015, 06:12:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2015, 04:56:06 PM
I hope you fucks are forced to watch Howard the Duck.

You're lucky, it was only recently released in France on DVD/Blu-ray (grab one for Ide).
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 17, 2015, 06:19:35 AM
Ide has the Laserdisc.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 17, 2015, 07:00:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 17, 2015, 06:19:35 AM
Ide has the Laserdisc.

Lucky bastard  :blush:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 19, 2015, 06:12:26 PM
The girls have formed a Franco-American child street gang. Great.

Also, french truck drivers are even worse that American ones when it comes to speed. Warp 5 on a narrow 2 lane road? No problem.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 19, 2015, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2015, 06:12:26 PM
Also, french truck drivers are even worse that American ones when it comes to speed. Warp 5 on a narrow 2 lane road? No problem.
Sorry dude, but I need my Figue et Noix jam and I need it NOW.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 24, 2015, 08:40:26 AM
The packs of grabby, subhuman thieving euros really reduce my enjoyment of Yurope.

I did enjoy watching french police manhandle a few today however. :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 24, 2015, 09:22:50 AM
:yes: Foreigners are scum.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 24, 2015, 10:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 24, 2015, 09:22:50 AM
:yes: Foreigners are scum.

Considering to me, you're a foreigner, I'd have to agree with you. :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Syt on June 27, 2015, 06:37:14 AM
Well, finally there's a pop song for Ed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Qze3Iri3A

Thanks, Thailand!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 29, 2015, 09:48:33 AM
I like topless french boobies.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 29, 2015, 11:27:07 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2015, 09:48:33 AM
I like topless french boobies.  :)

You're lucky, in Normandy even if it's hot, it never gets too hot (26° vs 40° in Paris) so no sunburnt boobies. :frog:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 29, 2015, 06:00:55 PM
I like pale boobies.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 26, 2016, 07:08:21 PM
So, apparently I'll be flying into a country soon with fuel problems due to strike actions. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.

Will the Espace have enough fuel or will it be abandoned Wermacht style on the side of the road? Will Ed be down to eating canned corn from the pantry?  Stay tuned!

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Grey Fox on May 26, 2016, 07:55:44 PM
Maybe you'll be lucky & you will drive in at the same time that the Army is cleaning up the rafineries.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 27, 2016, 08:25:50 AM
Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace.  :frog:

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley.  :P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 27, 2016, 11:45:01 AM
Hope your ass gets strafed by Spitfires in your staff car on your way to HQ, General Strudel.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: derspiess on May 27, 2016, 01:57:03 PM
Hopefully his driver turns off the engine before the bail out.  Petrol is blood!
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 27, 2016, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 27, 2016, 11:45:01 AM
Hope your ass gets strafed by Spitfires in your staff car on your way to HQ, General Strudel.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wearysloth.com%2FGallery%2FActorsS%2F15430-2464.gif&hash=f9e53c1b0284152dc9ad90c12d60b23abdb480a8)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 27, 2016, 06:59:53 PM
FLATTEN DAYTON
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 27, 2016, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 27, 2016, 08:25:50 AM
Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace.  :frog:

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley.  :P

You try stuffing 5 kids and 2 women into a Citeron.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 27, 2016, 07:15:54 PM
I don't know why they would be any different than hitchhikers or prostitutes.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 27, 2016, 07:17:39 PM
:XD:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 29, 2016, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 27, 2016, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 27, 2016, 08:25:50 AM
Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace.  :frog:

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley.  :P

You try stuffing 5 kids and 2 women into a Citeron.

Easy, try the Citroën C8  :frog: :smarty:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Citroen_C8_rear_20080328.jpg)

Good luck with the tribe or smala anyways! :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 29, 2016, 05:57:13 PM
My Kampfgruppe is used to a quick dismount. That looks like a hassle.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on May 29, 2016, 06:43:05 PM
This would help get the fam/kids around easily...even if striking truck drivers block the roads...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-801-0664-37,_Berlin,_Unter_den_Linden,_Sch%C3%BCtzenpanzer.jpg)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 29, 2016, 06:44:43 PM
:wub:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 29, 2016, 06:51:21 PM
Oh wait, this is France, right?

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.holocaustresearchproject.org%2Fnazioccupation%2Fimages%2FJews%2520being%2520deported%2520from%2520France.jpg&hash=3255a6b2d8ea95bee5f64edf12ddb50b1ace922b)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Tonitrus on May 29, 2016, 11:38:54 PM
I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 30, 2016, 09:52:22 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 29, 2016, 11:38:54 PM
I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation.  :rolleyes:

Damn right.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 30, 2016, 11:11:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 30, 2016, 09:52:22 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 29, 2016, 11:38:54 PM
I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation.  :rolleyes:

Damn right.

Not that there is much in his Normandy hinterland anyways.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on May 31, 2016, 01:09:16 PM
Ed, hope you made it ok, avoided all this and are settled into the FOB Normandy:

QuoteHeavy rain brings floods to northern France
31 May 2016

Parts of northern France have been hit by flooding after sustained heavy rain swept the region.

The national weather service declared a red alert in the Loiret region and orange alerts in areas nearby as the River Loing burst its banks.

Further north, the Pas-de-Calais department was also on alert.

A child of three drowned in the Yonne department on Sunday and heavy rain also shut down the French Open tennis tournament in Paris on Monday.
French Open coverage

One of the towns particularly affected by the flooding on Tuesday was Bruay-la-Buissiere, near Lens, where firefighters patrolled the streets in a dinghy.

Emergency services were called out 4,500 times across the country between Monday evening and Tuesday morning as "numerous" roads flooded and hundreds of evacuations were carried out.

....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36417918 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36417918)


Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2016, 06:37:12 PM
I only arrived today. Err, yesterday. Fucking time difference.

It's "moist" and I enjoyed the European travel alert from State upon my arrival in my personal Ju-52.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: mongers on May 31, 2016, 06:44:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 31, 2016, 06:37:12 PM
I only arrived today. Err, yesterday. Fucking time difference.

It's "moist" and I enjoyed the European travel alert from State upon my arrival in my personal Ju-52.

Yeah, they're definitely out to get you; remember avoid all soccer matches whilst there.  :ph34r:


:P
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on May 31, 2016, 06:55:34 PM
I'm avoiding everything this trip. I'm just gonna chill out and eat.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 31, 2016, 07:15:55 PM
No 4th of July pour les voisins?  I liked that part last year.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 06, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
Pictures!

Ed looking out for terrorists:

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftaaler.pri.ee%2Fpood%2Fimages%2Fstories%2F449933.jpg&hash=ec573495caa062c8147850c6a31ecd22cfd2c810)

Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 11, 2016, 07:45:49 PM
Saw some security folks who gave off an American PMC vibe. Beginning to wonder if the Frogs brought in Mercs.

Also, enjoyed watching English holligans getting their asses kicked on the TV.  :)
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on June 11, 2016, 10:32:49 PM
Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 12, 2016, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 11, 2016, 10:32:49 PM
Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.

I shout that when I climax.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: PDH on June 12, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 12, 2016, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 11, 2016, 10:32:49 PM
Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.

I shout that when I climax.

That's what I said.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 26, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
I have returned!

Some observations this year:

The malaise I noticed the last few visits seems to have really solidified in the population.

The FN chicks turn me on a bit.

President Hollindaise looks like a whipped dog on TV.

The Pegasus Musuem is awesome. OX AND BUCKS!

French chicks really need to cut out that smoking shit. Srsly.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: The Brain on June 26, 2016, 09:16:23 AM
I thought there was just an single pocket of Malaise?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Ed Anger on June 26, 2016, 09:17:31 AM
Quote from: The Brain on June 26, 2016, 09:16:23 AM
I thought there was just an single pocket of Malaise?

Monty let it get away.
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2016, 09:40:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 26, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
The malaise I noticed the last few visits seems to have really solidified in the population.

Hmmmmm. What do you mean?
Title: Re: John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy
Post by: Caliga on June 27, 2016, 09:52:28 AM
"John has a long mustache."
"John has a long mustache."

*old French dude jumps up from the kitchen table*

Classic.  This is one of the best thread titles EVAR.  :)