John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[FunkMonk]

However it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

You've been playing too much CK2

[Ed Anger]

However it is believed to be one of the two mills to be given to Hugues, Bishop of Avranches by Robert the Magnificent, Duke of Normandy after his pilgrimage to the area in the 10th century.

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

You've been playing too much CK2

Liege is short and a Hungarian -50

[CountDeMoney]

Just hire Lucidor as the resident Imperial Guardsman.

[Pedrito]

France is Italy with bad weather 

L.

[PDH]

Fucking Domesday prepper.

[Ed Anger]

Fucking Domesday prepper.

[crazy canuck]

Why buy in the North?  If you are going to buy a property in France go South or at least if you are going to buy somewhere in the north at least buy some property near where they make good wine.

And whatever you are budgeting in time and money for renovations (and there will be renovations needed) double the money and triple the time - and that is if you hire someone in the town for an outrageous sum to manage the whole thing for you during the renos and while you are away.  If you dont do this then all estimates are worthless.

[11B4V]

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.

[Jacob]

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.

[Ed Anger]

I can pretend to be a noble and wear my Burger King crown.

That comment is bullshit w/o a pic. I dare you. The challenge is made.

Challenge? From a Languish pleb? *snort*

[11B4V]

Snob

[Ed Anger]

Snob

On most days, this is how I feel:

[stjaba]

Seems like you could accomplish the same thing at 5-10% of the price and hassle by buying a time share.

[Ed Anger]

I don't do time shares. EVER.

[stjaba]

I don't do time shares. EVER.

I agree as a concept they are somewhat lame, but buying, maintaining, and renting out a foreign property has got to be a tremendous pain in the ass. I think even bringing your entire family out there will cost a crapload of money each time. Truthfully, I would just rent out a place if I were you. You may say you love Normandy now, but what about in a couple years? A time-share is a nice compromise between buying a property and just renting a place each time you head out there.