John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[mongers]

I only arrived today. Err, yesterday. Fucking time difference.

It's "moist" and I enjoyed the European travel alert from State upon my arrival in my personal Ju-52.

Yeah, they're definitely out to get you; remember avoid all soccer matches whilst there. 

[Ed Anger]

I'm avoiding everything this trip. I'm just gonna chill out and eat.

[Admiral Yi]

No 4th of July pour les voisins?  I liked that part last year.

[Ed Anger]

Pictures!

Ed looking out for terrorists:

[Ed Anger]

Saw some security folks who gave off an American PMC vibe. Beginning to wonder if the Frogs brought in Mercs.

Also, enjoyed watching English holligans getting their asses kicked on the TV. 

[PDH]

Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.

[Ed Anger]

Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.

I shout that when I climax.

[PDH]

Just remember to shout out "DAVOUT" every morning.

I shout that when I climax.

That's what I said.

[Ed Anger]

I have returned!

Some observations this year:

The malaise I noticed the last few visits seems to have really solidified in the population.

The FN chicks turn me on a bit.

President Hollindaise looks like a whipped dog on TV.

The Pegasus Musuem is awesome. OX AND BUCKS!

French chicks really need to cut out that smoking shit. Srsly.

[The Brain]

I thought there was just an single pocket of Malaise?

[Ed Anger]

I thought there was just an single pocket of Malaise?

Monty let it get away.

[Valmy]

The malaise I noticed the last few visits seems to have really solidified in the population.

Hmmmmm. What do you mean?

[Caliga]

"John has a long mustache."
"John has a long mustache."

*old French dude jumps up from the kitchen table*

Classic.  This is one of the best thread titles EVAR.