John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[Ed Anger]

Hope your ass gets strafed by Spitfires in your staff car on your way to HQ, General Strudel.

[CountDeMoney]

FLATTEN DAYTON

[Ed Anger]

Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace. 

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley. 

You try stuffing 5 kids and 2 women into a Citeron.

[CountDeMoney]

I don't know why they would be any different than hitchhikers or prostitutes.

[Ed Anger]

[Duque de Bragança]

Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace. 

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley. 

You try stuffing 5 kids and 2 women into a Citeron.

Easy, try the Citroën C8 



Good luck with the tribe or smala anyways!

[Ed Anger]

My Kampfgruppe is used to a quick dismount. That looks like a hassle.

[Tonitrus]

This would help get the fam/kids around easily...even if striking truck drivers block the roads...

[Ed Anger]

[CountDeMoney]

Oh wait, this is France, right?

[Tonitrus]

I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation. 

[Ed Anger]

I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation. 

Damn right.

[Duque de Bragança]

I don't see the Anger clan using public transportation. 

Damn right.

Not that there is much in his Normandy hinterland anyways.

[mongers]

Ed, hope you made it ok, avoided all this and are settled into the FOB Normandy:

Heavy rain brings floods to northern France
31 May 2016

Parts of northern France have been hit by flooding after sustained heavy rain swept the region.

The national weather service declared a red alert in the Loiret region and orange alerts in areas nearby as the River Loing burst its banks.

Further north, the Pas-de-Calais department was also on alert.

A child of three drowned in the Yonne department on Sunday and heavy rain also shut down the French Open tennis tournament in Paris on Monday.
French Open coverage

One of the towns particularly affected by the flooding on Tuesday was Bruay-la-Buissiere, near Lens, where firefighters patrolled the streets in a dinghy.

Emergency services were called out 4,500 times across the country between Monday evening and Tuesday morning as "numerous" roads flooded and hundreds of evacuations were carried out.

....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36417918

[Ed Anger]

I only arrived today. Err, yesterday. Fucking time difference.

It's "moist" and I enjoyed the European travel alert from State upon my arrival in my personal Ju-52.