John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[Duque de Bragança]

Ide has the Laserdisc.

Lucky bastard 

[Ed Anger]

The girls have formed a Franco-American child street gang. Great.

Also, french truck drivers are even worse that American ones when it comes to speed. Warp 5 on a narrow 2 lane road? No problem.

[Caliga]

Also, french truck drivers are even worse that American ones when it comes to speed. Warp 5 on a narrow 2 lane road? No problem.

Sorry dude, but I need my Figue et Noix jam and I need it NOW.

[Ed Anger]

The packs of grabby, subhuman thieving euros really reduce my enjoyment of Yurope.

I did enjoy watching french police manhandle a few today however.

[The Brain]

Foreigners are scum.

[DontSayBanana]

Foreigners are scum.

Considering to me, you're a foreigner, I'd have to agree with you.

[Syt]

Well, finally there's a pop song for Ed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Qze3Iri3A

Thanks, Thailand!

[Ed Anger]

I like topless french boobies. 

[Duque de Bragança]

I like topless french boobies. 

You're lucky, in Normandy even if it's hot, it never gets too hot (26° vs 40° in Paris) so no sunburnt boobies.

[Ed Anger]

I like pale boobies. 

[Ed Anger]

So, apparently I'll be flying into a country soon with fuel problems due to strike actions. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.

Will the Espace have enough fuel or will it be abandoned Wermacht style on the side of the road? Will Ed be down to eating canned corn from the pantry?  Stay tuned!

[Grey Fox]

Maybe you'll be lucky & you will drive in at the same time that the Army is cleaning up the rafineries.

[Duque de Bragança]

Ed is going native if he's driving an Espace. 

As for the fuel problems, it started in Western France, right in Ed's alley. 

[CountDeMoney]

Hope your ass gets strafed by Spitfires in your staff car on your way to HQ, General Strudel.

[derspiess]

Hopefully his driver turns off the engine before the bail out.  Petrol is blood!