John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[CountDeMoney]

But it's a dry fire.

[The Larch]

Ed, have you thought about going to Paris for Bastille Day?

[CountDeMoney]

Now that's an awesome idea.  That is one bad ass parade.

[The Larch]

Now that's an awesome idea.  That is one bad ass parade.

That way he can get a different kind of red white and blue boner. 

[CountDeMoney]

I can see all the little broodlings in liberty caps.

"Rusty" *giggle*

[Ed Anger]

Ed, have you thought about going to Paris for Bastille Day?

I have, but the thought of wrangling 5 kids in that crowd gives me the heebie jeebies.

Last year, the local events were cool enough.

[Jacob]

Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?

[Ed Anger]

Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?

I get a break from my fellow Americans
The weather is cooler. Usually.
My kids get exposure to other cultures
I avoid the American silly season, aka 'summer'. IT'S THE SUMMER OF THE SHARK. OMG GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!
I get to bang my french friend Aimee.
I get a manly war boner from going to Omaha beach
Cheese

[The Larch]

Hey Ed - what are the main draws for you and the family spending the summers in France?

I get to bang my french friend Aimee.

The truth of it all, finally revealed.

[fhdz]

Your wife's cool with that, Ed?

[fhdz]

But it's a dry fire.

That deal with all but one of the Hotshots getting killed the other day was just about as tragic as it gets.

[Jacob]

I get a break from my fellow Americans
The weather is cooler. Usually.
My kids get exposure to other cultures
I avoid the American silly season, aka 'summer'. IT'S THE SUMMER OF THE SHARK. OMG GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!
I get to bang my french friend Aimee.
I get a manly war boner from going to Omaha beach
Cheese

Those are all perfectly valid reasons

[Ed Anger]

Your wife's cool with that, Ed?

Yes. Sometimes I watch.

[mongers]

Your wife's cool with that, Ed?

Yes. Sometimes I watch.

[Ed Anger]