John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

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Ed Anger

#360
June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#361
June 19, 2013, 08:33:50 AM
 :lol: Fucking. Awesome.

At least they didn't think it was a water fountain, like I did the first time I saw one.  Don't think Mom didn't grab the shit out of me quick, either.

garbon

#362
June 19, 2013, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

:D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#363
June 19, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
Lolz.

Anyways, I can't get a confession out of anybody. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO THE COOLER.
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garbon

#364
June 19, 2013, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 19, 2013, 08:33:50 AM
:lol: Fucking. Awesome.

At least they didn't think it was a water fountain, like I did the first time I saw one.  Don't think Mom didn't grab the shit out of me quick, either.

My father used one once to chill cham...sparkling wine.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Maladict

#365
June 19, 2013, 09:23:51 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

:lol:

katmai

#366
June 19, 2013, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2013, 08:32:49 AM
One of the children took a dump in the bidet. Holy shit.

It was an honest mistake!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#367
June 25, 2013, 12:57:57 PM
Goofy French fucks require a breathalyzer, a yellow high visability jacket and a red warning triangle to be in your car at all times. Goofy little fucks. Like it matters. Most cars here seems have to have more dents than a golf ball.

I'm surprised a flare gun isn't required.
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PDH

#368
June 25, 2013, 01:11:07 PM
Gun nut
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#370
June 25, 2013, 01:20:59 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2013, 01:17:12 PM
Dangerous neocon radical.

Speaking of weirdos, I met a bonapartist. What a goofy fucktard.
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The Brain

#371
June 25, 2013, 02:47:57 PM
Do you speak Freedom?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

#372
June 30, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
My Domino's pizza was delivered via scooter. WHERE CAN THE DRIVER PUT THE POT AND CABLE DESCRAMBLERS?

Anyways, felt so bad for scooter boy I gave him a 10 euro tip. BUT THERE IS NO TIPPING CULTURE IN YURPE.

He took it. Greedy Frenchman.

Also, Dominos sucks in France too. The taste was left on the scooter.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#373
June 30, 2013, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 30, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
WHERE CAN THE DRIVER PUT THE POT AND CABLE DESCRAMBLERS?

Pot would fit under the lift-up seat.  Don't know how big a descrambler is.

CountDeMoney

#374
June 30, 2013, 07:15:55 PM
When are you coming home, Ed?
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