John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[garbon]

Ryan Reynolds -- good one

Oh this one I knew. That was the only thing I could imagine he had in common with Alanis when they were dating.

[garbon]

Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian. 

You can keep Nickelback too.

[11B4V]

Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian. 

You can keep Nickelback too.

+1 on both. Double on Nickelsuck

[crazy canuck]

Ate at a steakhouse called the Buffalo Grill. Theme? The American West.  its a chain. 

Food wasn't bad and service was slightly above French norms.

The worst mistake I made travelling in Italy was eating at an American themed restaurant.  The locals recommended and it was packed so the locals obviously liked it.  But the food was terrible.  From then on I stuck to the hole in the wall small authentic Italian places.

[Malthus]

Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian. 

You can keep Nickelback too.

But I don't want to. 

[Valmy]

Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian. 

A Celine Dion themed restaurant!

[Malthus]

Celine Dion.

Sadly, people *do* know she's Canadian. 

A Celine Dion themed restaurant!

You get band members of Nickelback as waiters. Which keeps them gainfully employed. 

[Ed Anger]

Ed, how is your French? Or do you just force the French to speak to you in English? 

Awful. I can puzzle some shit out. But I'm in a province full of Limeys and American tourists. So the younger folk tend to switch to English pretty fast.

Plus my friend is with us. She can grok with her fellow locals.

[Ed Anger]

The Canadian hijack will be repaid. Oh yes.

[FunkMonk]

Well they do speak French in Canada -

[Caliga]

I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly. 

[Ed Anger]

I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly. 

"Shirley"

[The Larch]

I like how nobody knows how to spell Leslie Nielsen's name correctly. 

"Shirley"

Don't call him that.

[CountDeMoney]

There's dozens and dozens of famous actors who few people recognize as Canadian. 

Talk is cheap.  I played the Neilson card, let's see you trump it. 

C'mon, Yi...you're the MTV Generation...we grew up watching Remote Control and the "Dead or Canadian" category.  You should be able run the tables on him.

[Syt]

Tim Hortons or Swiss Chalet