John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[lustindarkness]

Important questions:
What car are you driving around in? How many cyclists can you take out at once with it? Is Le Tour anywhere close to you? When can we expect to see the answers to these questions in the news?

[Ed Anger]

Important questions:
What car are you driving around in? How many cyclists can you take out at once with it? Is Le Tour anywhere close to you? When can we expect to see the answers to these questions in the news?

A rented Renault Espace. Lots. Not supposed to be. Never.

[lustindarkness]

I am: disapointed.

[Ed Anger]

I don't want to end up in frog prison. I assume it is full of Arabs.

[Syt]

Ed's becoming more French than Valmy.

[Ed Anger]

I held a small BBQ party for the Fourth. I kept my USA! Chants to myself.

Since most of the frogs were the mothers of my children's friends, I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.


Ed Anger, observing

[CountDeMoney]

I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.

[mongers]

I held a small BBQ party for the Fourth. I kept my USA! Chants to myself.

Since most of the frogs were the mothers of my children's friends, I got to observe the French Milf in their natural habitat. Which is to drink and smoke. And smoke. And smoke.

Ed Anger, observing

:

Me and zombie CCR approve, even though I don't smoke. 

[Jacob]

Re: Cheese - you should take the opportunity to eat Mimolette, since it's apparently banned from being imported into the US now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23195183

[Ed Anger]

I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.

[Caliga]

I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.

Is this like that Sardinian cheese where people actually eat it with maggots crawling around in it?

[Ed Anger]

I am not eating cheese with bugs in it. It just ain't happening.

Is this like that Sardinian cheese where people actually eat it with maggots crawling around in it?

Yep. Except the frog cheese is mites or some such shit.

No bug cheese, no European feet cheese.

[Caliga]

Oh.  If the bugs are so tiny you can't see them I would probably try it.  I'm sure I've eaten mites before by mistake, anyway.

[Ed Anger]

I want the bugs and fecal matter in my hot dogs.

[Caliga]

I want the bugs and fecal matter in my hot dogs.

I'm sure my local gas station can accommodate you there.