John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[FunkMonk]

You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

[Ed Anger]

You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

[Jacob]

Here's hoping the tender temperament of the French can soothe your nerve

[katmai]

You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!

[mongers]

Bonjour faggits. I'll check in while everybody recovers from being stuffed in a metal tube and flung across an ocean. That and French TV is nearly incomprehensible to me. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

IT'S 62 DEGREES HERE. AT 2 PM. I'M FREE OF GAIA'S OPPRESSION. What a bitch.

The weird thing is you're now one of the nearest Languishites to me; I'm only 95 miles from Cherbourg. :gasp:

[FunkMonk]

You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!

Rage-quit

[Ed Anger]

You're visiting France for Bastille Day, how quaint.

And to get the fuck away from my fellow Americans, who have started working on my last nerve.

Re-elect Obama and get rid of Ed forever!

Barack doesn't bother me. His wife does, but he doesn't.

Try again El Guapo.

[Ed Anger]

I have the most incredible craving for a Taco Bell Bean Burrito(no onions). HOLY HELL.

It is like blue balls, but there is no relief for this.

[Syt]

Have foie gras on toast instead.

[Grey Fox]

I have the most incredible craving for a Taco Bell Bean Burrito(no onions). HOLY HELL.

It is like blue balls, but there is no relief for this.

http://www.tacobelluk.co.uk/

[Ed Anger]

Really now, I'm going to the UK for the Bell? Fuck that shit. I can't stand the place to begin with.

[Grey Fox]

Really now, I'm going to the UK for the Bell? Fuck that shit. I can't stand the place to begin with.

I was more thinking of a next day delivery with FedEx or it's rich people equivalent.

What can't you stand, the UK or The Bell? 

[Admiral Yi]

If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

[CountDeMoney]

It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

Funny, so does Martinus.  LULZ

[Ed Anger]

The UK.