John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

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MadImmortalMan

#270
July 17, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
If Mike Holmes taught us anything, the place you live in up there will be a moldy deathtrap with bad plumbing.

Seriously, I think every house in Canada is either going to kill you with mold in the walls or fumes from the garage or spontaneously-combustible insulation. It's got to be selection bias.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Ed Anger

#271
July 17, 2012, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on July 17, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 17, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
If Mike Holmes taught us anything, the place you live in up there will be a moldy deathtrap with bad plumbing.

Seriously, I think every house in Canada is either going to kill you with mold in the walls or fumes from the garage or spontaneously-combustible insulation. It's got to be selection bias.  :P

MIKE HOLMES:
The step is 1/4th inch above code. WE ARE GOING TO TEAR UP THE SIDEWALKS
The is a drop of water below the window. RIP OUT THE ENTIRE WALL

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CountDeMoney

#272
July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.

Barrister

#273
July 17, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.

Why the fuck would you move to Nunavut?
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Tonitrus

#274
July 17, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 17, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
I dunno, I think I'd have more to worry about in Nunavut than fumes.

Why the fuck would you move to Nunavut?

He saw "The White Dawn" once, and wants to be nurtured back to health by an eskimo woman.

Tonitrus

#275
July 17, 2012, 03:41:46 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 17, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
I posted it in the Weather WTF thread, but cross-posted here:

If you're looking for a way to beat the heat in a beautiful setting...

http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=11402495&PidKey=1774493821

Your own private fucking island, with a 1994 modern log cabin.

:wub:

Also, CdM owing an island formally inhabited by nuns?  The jokes could write themselves.

Pedrito

#276
July 17, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
Dear Ed,

I approve your new avatar. :thumbsup:

Sincerely,

Pedrito
b / h = h / b+h


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Ed Anger

#277
July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.



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Tonitrus

#278
July 23, 2012, 07:54:55 AM
I'll get some Chick-Fil-A for lunch today.  :)

Syt

#279
July 23, 2012, 07:56:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

Swing by Vienna and we'll have some proper Schnitzel. :)
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CountDeMoney

#280
July 23, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 23, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
I found the property I want my wife wants.

garbon

#282
July 23, 2012, 08:54:52 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Tamas

#283
July 23, 2012, 09:00:03 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away

FunkMonk

#284
July 23, 2012, 09:02:50 AM
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
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