John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[Ed Anger]

If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies. 

[katmai]

If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies. 

Does it make you pine for O-Hi-O

[Ed Anger]

If you're looking for something a little spicy, see if there's any pushcart type places around selling merguez.  It's a North African sausage I lived on when I was in the south of France.

I'm pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. There is a distinct lack of darkies. 

Does it make you pine for O-Hi-O

Not yet. I have found peace and settled my aggravations here in sacred Normandy. Where the Normans shall rise again. Squee.

[Barrister]

So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?

[Ed Anger]

So you actually going to buy a place now?  How goes the property hunt?

It has been craptastic.

Step 1: Look up house on interweb
Step 2: Get there on those fantastic roads. SHIT, WHY CAN WE HAVE GOOD ROADS?
Step 3: Arrive at property, discover it hasn't been habitable since Napoleon III
Step 4: HEY A CRAPE PLACE. NOM NOM NOM.
Step 5 :Profit

Only done a few so far. Mostly been stuffing my face, watching my wife spend shitloads of Euros and praying the nanny doesn't get knocked up by the village idiot.

[Barrister]

Judging by the results of my own Italian searches, I suspect you'll find that everything is either

A: been redeveloped and extrmely expensive
B: positively medeival and yet not cheap; or
C: modern construction



On the other hadn though, if yuo're on the ground, and able to close extremely quickly, maybe you will be able to find a gem.

[MadImmortalMan]

See what's available on the local courthouse steps.

[CountDeMoney]

See what's available on the local courthouse steps.

There you go;  you never know when the gendarmes are tossing a Jew out or something.

[Ed Anger]

I can just see it now. Socialists pelting me for "profiteering".

[katmai]

Nanny hot?

[Ed Anger]

Nanny hot?

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

[HVC]

Nanny hot?

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.

[Ed Anger]

Nanny hot?

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.

It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.

[katmai]

Nanny hot?

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

I wasn't asking if you would, i was responding to your comment worried that the local village idiot would, stop being so narcissistic for once sheesh.

[HVC]

Nanny hot?

I don't fuck the help. So this question(a very stupid one) will remain unanswered.

sometimes a view is still appreciated. Like hot coworkers.

It would be nice if you all didn't act like a pack of jackals. For once.

Totally uncouth and lower class.

i'm hurt good sir!

I'm just saying a hot nanny is better then a not hot nanny, all things considered

Also, buy one french house and get all uppity. for shame