John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[Syt]

I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

And to think, all this time I thought Midway was fought in the Pacific.

What does that have to do with Stalingrad?

[Duque de Bragança]

I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

Not exactly close to Normandy though, Ed and co. will have to cross an hostile country.

[Ed Anger]

I have never seen so many goddamn Germans in all my life. What the fuck is this place to them, their Graceland? LOL ROMMEL WAS HERE.

[Syt]

can i come

[katmai]

Well you are German.

[CountDeMoney]

Well you are German.

So he was going to anyway, whether anybody liked it or not.

[Ed Anger]

I thought the AF museum German tourists were bad enough (OMG A V-2! HEIL HITLER!).... but this shit takes the cake. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Kraut.

Bonjour!

GENSTHEITWAGEN! *CLICK*



I've only slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

[Syt]

I'd prefer doing a WW1 tour, though.

[jimmy olsen]

I hope he visits Valmy, the site of the greatest battle in history.

One of the most ridiculous exaggerations in the history of Languish.

Valmy the poster is cool, but Valmy the battle wasn't all that.

[Duque de Bragança]

I'd prefer doing a WW1 tour, though.

That would be closer to the Valmy battle site rather than the German tourist-occupied Normandy, if we are to believe Ed.

[Admiral Yi]

I thought Krauts liked to flop down naked in the broiling sun on their vacations.

They must be too scared to go to Greece this year.

[Ed Anger]

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

I've slightly exaggerated this for comedic effect.

[Maladict]

I'll be going to Normandy too in a few weeks.
You'll be wistfully remembering the time when there were only German tourists around.

[Ed Anger]

Oh my God. The Dutch.

[Maladict]

The smugness will be unbearable