John has a long mustache - Edward the Asshole plans to invade Normandy

[CountDeMoney]

No wife, no strife.

[garbon]

I'm glad I posted something that everyone thinks shouldn't get a response?

[The Larch]

I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

You will pay it all in cash? Expect a visit from the French tax authorities at some point.

[Barrister]

I found the property I want. I discover that the place I'm renting is also for sale. *headslap*

The dude wasn't wanting to haggle until I mentioned "all cash". Greedy frog. I'm gonna wrap this mothafucker up by Friday.I've even got a renter wrapped up  I wanna go home. I want some Taco Bell. I want some gay hating Chick-Fil-A.

You will pay it all in cash? Expect a visit from the French tax authorities at some point.

I assume that Ed means he doesn't have to go get a mortgage to complete the sale.

[Ed Anger]

The property tax is paid through Dec 31st. Like I wouldn't have retained a French lawyer that works with English and Americans for this kind of stuff. 

Christ, Larch's smugness that I must be a goddamned moron is getting old. Quick.

[The Larch]

You were the one saying that you'd pay in cash. 

Mind you, that's something that was done over here relatively often back in the housing bubble days.

[CountDeMoney]

The property tax is paid through Dec 31st. Like I wouldn't have retained a French lawyer that works with English and Americans for this kind of stuff. 

Christ, Larch's smugness that I must be a goddamned moron is getting old. Quick.

And yet, there's tons of property here in America, in all climes and environs, from the Atlantic Ocean to the other one...yet, you decide to support another nation's economy.

You're worse than Siege.  At least he knows he's a foreign agent.

[Ed Anger]

Uh huh. I guess employing 40 people in one business, 3 in another and 8 in my wife's doesn't count. All full time.

Call me Mittens.

[Caliga]

I've been thinking about buying some land in Tennessee or Georgia.

[Ed Anger]

I've been thinking about buying some land in Tennessee or Georgia.

Eastern Tennessee is awesome. Parts of it is rather depopulated. Plus you'll run into my white trash cousins.

Northern Georgia? ick. It is a moist heat.

[Caliga]

We're talking extreme northern here, dude.

[Ed Anger]

We're talking extreme northern here, dude.

Chickamunga is a shithole and my balls sweated real bad there. And Stone Mountain? My panties was wet. Maybe from the heat or it was the giant carving of Stonewall on the mountain. Squee.

It would have helped if it wasn't August.

[derspiess]

We're talking extreme northern here, dude.

Chickamunga is a shithole and my balls sweated real bad there. And Stone Mountain? My panties was wet. Maybe from the heat or it was the giant carving of Stonewall on the mountain. Squee.

It would have helped if it wasn't August.

I thought Chickamauga was a pretty awesome battlefield, but I was there in the fall so the temperature was pleasant.

[derspiess]

Uh huh. I guess employing 40 people in one business, 3 in another and 8 in my wife's doesn't count. All full time.

Call me Mittens.

[MadImmortalMan]

The GOP has gotten so much traction from that meme. What a mistake that speech was. Ugh.