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[Habbaku]

I'll be pleased when gas hits 79 cents a gallon, which it was when I started driving.

[Eddie Teach]

So Cal started driving in the 70s? 

[Slargos]

So Cal started driving in the 70s? 

They start early with most things up in them thar hils.

[Eddie Teach]

He's from Philadelphia.

[Caliga]

Ok, so I don't have a perfect memory.  Sue me. I guess it was like $1.10 or something.

[Josephus]

I need to get out of the office more.
Went out for lunch today. This is what I saw:

First, a woman, probably in her early 30s, wearing tight lululemons. First she was bending over so i could exactly that she was wearing thongs. Then, when she left, she walked past my table and she may as well have had a sign saying "Look at my cameltoe."

Second, at the table beside me were two young women--college intern age-- in short skirts. When one of them got up to leave she spread her legs displaying her nice red panties.

Now, I'm expected to get back to work?

I think it's fair to assume they're doing it just to piss you off.

The proper response is to find out where they live, kidnap them and deposit them in your basement.

For the purpose of this exercise it is advisable to first build a walk-in freezer and stock up on hydrochloric acid.

I've also got a blacked-out van...no serial rapist/killer is complete without one.

[Ideologue]

ABSOLUTELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Note I was drunk.
But hey, it was bleeding out anyway. Might as well doodle.

Okay, Atrocitus.  Those Oans sure are dicks, right?

[Ideologue]

Two cars across the way have sprouted Ron Paul bumper stickers.  White guys, recent college grads by the look of things.

I'm all for a ban on political advertising in public space.

This is how Denmark will look in 2 months:

Dan Jurgens makes shitty comics these days.  Don't vote for him.

[Josephus]

I think the cyclist has a tummy ache.

[CountDeMoney]

Beck University, '11.

That doesn't work.

Works for me, Beckboi.

[Josquius]

ABSOLUTELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Note I was drunk.
But hey, it was bleeding out anyway. Might as well doodle.

Okay, Atrocitus.  Those Oans sure are dicks, right?

Que?

[Neil]

ABSOLUTELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Note I was drunk.
But hey, it was bleeding out anyway. Might as well doodle.

Okay, Atrocitus.  Those Oans sure are dicks, right?

They really are.  But then again, so are the Red Lanterns.

[Ideologue]

Is true.

[jimmy olsen]

I made a girl cry in class today, my co-teacher thought it was hilarious.

[Razgovory]

I made a girl cry in class today, my co-teacher thought it was hilarious.

Why did you do this?