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HVC

#8760
June 23, 2011, 01:08:08 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 23, 2011, 10:50:48 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006842/Young-couple-Erica-Huerta-Steven-Douglas-arrested-having-sex-beach-50-holidaymakers.html

A guy and a girl have sex in public, get arrested. He gets $10,000 bail. She gets $2500. WTF

I demand equal bail for equal crime.  :mad:
i like that she's smiling in her photo :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josephus

#8761
June 23, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
She must have a really powerful pair of beer goggles on, is all I'm saying.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

HVC

#8762
June 23, 2011, 01:11:46 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 23, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
She must have a really powerful pair of beer goggles on, is all I'm saying.
I don't think they type of girl who would have sex on the beach in front of a restaurant is the choosiest type of girl
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josephus

#8764
June 23, 2011, 02:08:35 PM
Look, it was raining out and I needed to find shelter. That's my story.  :Embarrass:
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Slargos

#8765
June 23, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
Fucking hell. I just felt something tickling my leg and figured it was one of the ants that find their way into my appartment on warm days. As I brush against the pant leg I realize it's fucking huge and shake my leg. Out drops the largest, meanest looking spider I have seen in years. They're conspiring against me.  <_<

HVC

#8766
June 23, 2011, 03:23:44 PM
He was there to protect you from the ants
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Slargos

#8767
June 23, 2011, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on June 23, 2011, 03:23:44 PM
He was there to protect you from the ants

It is my theory, and as long as he doesn't actively bother me I'm leaving him alone.

Eddie Teach

#8768
June 23, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 23, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
She must have a really powerful pair of beer goggles on, is all I'm saying.

She made him wear his shirt over his head. :mellow:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Slargos

#8769
June 23, 2011, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 23, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
She must have a really powerful pair of beer goggles on, is all I'm saying.

She made him wear his shirt over his head. :mellow:

Still counts, had sex!  :D

MadImmortalMan

#8770
June 23, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Yeah, then he posted bail and left his girl in jail.  :lol:
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Josephus

#8771
June 23, 2011, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Slargos on June 23, 2011, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 23, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 23, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
She must have a really powerful pair of beer goggles on, is all I'm saying.

She made him wear his shirt over his head. :mellow:

Still counts, had sex!  :D

"I put my penis inside her...."
http://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

#8772
June 23, 2011, 04:18:47 PM
Sarah Palin was apparently planning to visit Sudan (for some reason).  She has since cancelled, so I guess she's not as dumb as some people think.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#8773
June 23, 2011, 04:29:42 PM
Wife got me to watch "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" on the freakshow channel, er-- TLC.  Holy hell, I thought *our* white trash was bad.  The show tries to pose them as victims of discrimination & whatnot.  From what I'm seeing they deserve everything they get and more.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Slargos

#8774
June 23, 2011, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 23, 2011, 04:29:42 PM
Wife got me to watch "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" on the freakshow channel, er-- TLC.  Holy hell, I thought *our* white trash was bad.  The show tries to pose them as victims of discrimination & whatnot.  From what I'm seeing they deserve everything they get and more.

Well, that's the first really reasonable statement that's been made on this board all day.  :D
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