The Off Topic Topic

[mongers]

Now that's a fucking National Tragedy.

Sad, nice looking young woman. 

[Josquius]

skiing is...meh. learned how to do it without injury, only later falling when i accidentally went on the worst mid level slope.
once the novelty wore off it became rather dull. i dont get how people devote entire holidays to it, a few hours was enough for me.

[Sheilbh]

Apparently my parents have started going to an Anglican Church.  With that and me trying to get a law degree the transformation from Scouse Irish Catholics to very middle class English is complete

[Ideologue]

Apparently my parents have started going to an Anglican Church.

They got lonely in their chapel.

[Sheilbh]

Actually there's a Church a couple of miles away attached to the manor house.  In response to the CofE allowing female priests they converted to Antiochian Orthodoxy.  I think they're very lonely.

[Lettow77]

 Cat sonnet! Based on a true story.

My first foray to class finds a feline face
sullenly peeping from the parking lot
with her coat of fur it could be forgot
her forebears arose in an arid place
the cat's elegant and entitled race
presided over deserts and plains, not
under snow-covered pickup tricks, and ought
never be in the sad and sorry case

of the frightened, furtive and frozen cat
who softly meowed at me so pitifully
that I at once wished for a hearth and home
where we'd recline by the fire and grow fat
In martin she won't find such luxury
no matter where on campus she might roam

[11B4V]

There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in a canoe.
While dreaming about Venus
and stroking his penis,
he wound up with a hand full of Gooo.

[mongers]

I never learned to bunny hop and now I need to, but don't know how to go about it. 

[11B4V]

I never learned to bunny hop and now I need to, but don't know how to go about it. 

Youtube

[Eddie Teach]

There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in a canoe.

Are you sure it wasn't a torpedo boat?

[mongers]

I never learned to bunny hop and now I need to, but don't know how to go about it. 

Youtube

Not a bad idea. 

[Josquius]

I'm having interesting thoughts. Thinking of applying for an office job which I didn't think I was suitable for but it turns out I might actually be so- since the guy I believed was applying for it is inellegible and other super suitable folks who have been here a while want to keep teaching.
It feels so silly to apply though for the office leadership sort of job though when I've only been here so short a time...and it could hurt things at my school if they think I'm trying to get out....but apparently other new folk are applying too...Should I....try....or....
It would certainly look a lot better on my CV and be more of a real job but...is that....good....hmm....

[AnchorClanker]

Apparently my parents have started going to an Anglican Church.  With that and me trying to get a law degree the transformation from Scouse Irish Catholics to very middle class English is complete

[Jaron]

I'm having interesting thoughts. Thinking of applying for an office job which I didn't think I was suitable for but it turns out I might actually be so- since the guy I believed was applying for it is inellegible and other super suitable folks who have been here a while want to keep teaching.
It feels so silly to apply though for the office leadership sort of job though when I've only been here so short a time...and it could hurt things at my school if they think I'm trying to get out....but apparently other new folk are applying too...Should I....try....or....
It would certainly look a lot better on my CV and be more of a real job but...is that....good....hmm....

Just go for it. Fortune favors the bold and all that. The longer you sit here and ponder it the more likely it is someone is going to take your future job.

[Martinus]

Things you wouldn't be able to watch if SOPA was introduced:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ojg6_snatch-wars_fun

Comedy gold.