The Off Topic Topic

[Lettow77]

 First great mood in days. I've been waiting for it to swing back this way. I am really giddy after pondering the success of Manchukuo in a co-prosperity sphere that had time to develop.

Uwaaaah, I want Manchukuo and French Algeria to be best friends with South Africa in the exciting minority elite state league

This league is desirable

Axis victory promises the magyars lebensraum! If only Poland could not be treated like a slave race.. okay hang on wait I've got it
  we'll REMOVE the POLES from POLAND, in INAUSPICIOUS PLACE
They can settle PATAGONIA, gaining autonomy in exchange for ENRICHING ARGENTINA, the glorious bulwark of civilization in South America
where at last no russians or germans can interefere with their sovereignty

THE JAPANESE AND GERMANS SHALL FALL UPON EACH OTHER IN 1961
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
A HUNDRED MILLION SHATTERED JEWELS

even in our fantasies we must recognize the impermanence of all things
and the self-destructive nature of the gallant nationalism that burns so brightly


HOWEVER
hope will remain..in the stars
where Japanese and Germans will weep bitterly at the death of the homeland, while joined by
the INTERGALACTIC FRENCH, spiritually invigorated by their defeat, who seek the solace of space

unyuuuuuu

[Ed Anger]

[Josquius]

Gosh darn it. The scroll button my mouse is acting weird 

[Eddie Teach]

Lettow, you are COMPLETELY BONKERS.

[Lettow77]

iyaaaaaa~

my wonderful roommate gifted me

WITH BOSTON CREAM PIE
and TOO MUCH CANDY
my birthday is wonderful
totemo ureshii~~

I really do have the best of associates
I must look to the task of getting him a present for his upcoming birthday
befitting his nature as a dashing young prince

[Caliga]

So how's the whole preparing for employment after college thing going, Lettuce?

[Lettow77]

 The plan is to never work a day in my life

Although, I might go to Japan with the JET program first using honest work as the pretense by which I visit the sacred isles

Living frugally, I should be able to stretch out a decade before money runs out. Even longer, if I accidentally begin earning a wage in Japan. I shall follow my mother's example, and avoid employment for my entire life, ingesting culture and avoiding the defiled world

Edit: I used to have horrible ideas about submitting to employment and becoming a lawyer in the fashion of my father, but I have been liberated from such concerns. I am a blossom gravitating slowly to the ground.

[Ed Anger]

Okaaaaaaaay.

[Josquius]

If you do apply for Jet: Lie about everything.
They really don't like anime fans.

[FunkMonk]

This made me laugh out loud. 

[Lettow77]

If you do apply for Jet: Lie about everything.
They really don't like anime fans.

Ah, I know. I have already lied about liking in anime in class; I angrily derided the disgusting anime fans when the professor asked each of us if we'd like to see anime in Japanese class. I spoke out at length against the immaturity of the medium, etc, etc. Hiding the power level is a constant injunction; until Goku arrives, indiscretely revealing it will only bring the attention of horrible monsters upon us.

I try not to do anything to indicate my fondness for anime to anyone beyond my small intimate circle. I'll say I like Japanese history, and perhaps point to my senior paper (as-yet-undone) on Manchukuo.

[Razgovory]

Okaaaaaaaay.

Kids wasted or something.

[katmai]

Grats Raz, you aren't the craziest person on languish no mo.

[Ideologue]

The plan is to never work a day in my life

Although, I might go to Japan with the JET program first using honest work as the pretense by which I visit the sacred isles

Living frugally, I should be able to stretch out a decade before money runs out. Even longer, if I accidentally begin earning a wage in Japan. I shall follow my mother's example, and avoid employment for my entire life, ingesting culture and avoiding the defiled world

Edit: I used to have horrible ideas about submitting to employment and becoming a lawyer in the fashion of my father, but I have been liberated from such concerns. I am a blossom gravitating slowly to the ground.

Well, at least you went with the lesser of two evils.

[Caliga]

I look forward to paying for your future upkeep.