Classic X-COM: UFO Defense AAR - "Languish Force"

[Tonitrus]

A quick, current troop roster/base overview...

Base: Vagina Wall (HQ, Dayton Ohio)

Commander: Commander katmai (also overall X-COM Commander)
XO: Capt. FunkMunk
NCOIC: Sgt. The Brain




Base: Beet Field (Budapest)

Commander: Colonel "Jessup" CountDeMoney
XO: Captain "Markison" Valmy
NCOIC: Sgt. "Galloway" Brazen




Base: Monoriu Station (Hong Kong)

Commander: Captain Jaron
XO: -vacant-
NCOIC: Sgt. 11B4V

[Jaron]

11BV4 is my BITCH

[katmai]

As is Derspicy and Garbo

[ulmont]

A quick, current troop roster/base overview...

Y'all are doomed now!

[CountDeMoney]

Desk Commander CdM 

If that's the case, I'm taking early retirement. 

[Tonitrus]

Oh the things I can study from that!  Put the Inter-base Call of Duty Deathmatch Tourney on hold, ready the science guys!

If anything, Head Scientist PDH should be throwing a fit that Commander katmai has forgotten to build an alien containment facility until now. 

[Tonitrus]

And some fun stats:

Languish Force Aces:

Jaron:         13 kills/8 missions
katmai:         8 kills/6 missions
Tamas:         7 kills/5 missions
Valmy:         7 kills/9 missions
Garbon:        6 kills/6 mission
FunkMunk:    6 kills/8 missions
Idealogue:    6 kills/8 missions
CdM:            6 kills/9 missions
jimmy olsen: 5 kills/3 missions
Martinus:       5 kills/5 missions
Brazen:         5 kills/7 missions

[katmai]

Stone cold Killer Jaron.


And Cmdr. Katmai forgot? I think General Toni forgot

[Tonitrus]

Stone cold Killer Jaron.


And Cmdr. Katmai forgot? I think General Toni forgot

Toni is a newb currently posted at Monoriu station. 

[jimmy olsen]

Before switching sides...Yi and Wiggin were on one side of the 3rd-level bridge, Timmah and Merithyn on the other, getting ready to storm the sectoid's last stand.

But alas, Evil Yi would cowardly cut down his buddy, Wiggin, and Meri had also been psi-hit into a panic, dropping her weapon.

The rest of the squadron was still outside the spacecraft, clearing farm buildings...only Timmah remained to save the day.

He would make a suicidal charge onto the bridge, finding Evil Yi there consorting with the enemy...Timmah shoots down one alien before ducking back into the elevator shaft with Meri.  Then Evil Yi storms after Tim, killing the defenseless Merithyn before retreating back onto the bridge.

Tim courageously puts it all on the line, confronting Evil Yi....


...and Tim is victorious!  With Evil Yi dead, he finishes off the Sectoid Leader, and Languish Force comes out on top once again!

Yippie Kay Yay Motherfucker!

[katmai]

Ki-yay you dumbfuck.

[jimmy olsen]

And some fun stats:

Languish Force Aces:

Jaron:         13 kills/8 missions
katmai:         8 kills/6 missions
Tamas:         7 kills/5 missions
Valmy:         7 kills/9 missions
Garbon:        6 kills/6 mission
FunkMunk:    6 kills/8 missions
Idealogue:    6 kills/8 missions
CdM:            6 kills/9 missions
jimmy olsen: 5 kills/3 missions
Martinus:       5 kills/5 missions
Brazen:         5 kills/7 missions

I have the highest kill ratio on the list! 

[garbon]

I must have awful kills to still be so low.

[barkdreg]

Nice. Must have played this game a hundred times. Every computer I've ever owned had a copy of UFO on it.

[FunkMonk]

I must have awful kills to still be so low.

Frag Jaron.