The Third Languish Sunday EU3 MP Game Thread

[DGuller]

Damn right you should be afraid of the coalition.  Another war or two by all of us, and you'll be hit with over-extension penalty.

[sbr]

Damn right you should be afraid of the coalition.  Another war or two by all of us, and you'll be hit with over-extension penalty.

That'll show him, huh? 

[katmai]

I think I had the worst possible start possible as Sweden.
I mean getting my ass handed to me by Norway and Poland WTF?

[Alcibiades]

Damn right you should be afraid of the coalition.  Another war or two by all of us, and you'll be hit with over-extension penalty.

[Habbaku]

  One session and the hyperbole is already reaching new lows.

So, who's going to stop him, you?

The peaceful Margravate of Brandenburg-Hesse-Leipzig-vorPommern cares not for war.  Can't we all just get along?

[Tamas]

Well, thanks to Solmyr's disastrous rampage through the status quo of Europe, we are back to the usual fare: I am well enough to balance France OR the Ottomans, but not both at the same time unless I have allies.

That said, I do not subscribe to the panic of my estemeed and ruined Castilian friend. France is surely smarter than to make a sudden and doomed to failure bid for european supremacy, while the Ottomans have much unclaimed land in the Middle East.

[Solmyr]

I've looked at the situation - would folks terribly mind if I switched to Portugal? It's about as strong as Castile at this point, but at least I'd be able to do something instead of sitting on my ass minting at full for the next few decades. And Portugal can also form Spain.

[Tamas]

I've looked at the situation - would folks terribly mind if I switched to Portugal? It's about as strong as Castile at this point, but at least I'd be able to do something instead of sitting on my ass minting at full for the next few decades. And Portugal can also form Spain.

As of this moment, I am the King of Portugal

[Solmyr]

As of this moment, I am the King of Portugal

I'm sure I could break that PU easily, with you excommunicated. The Portuguese are good Catholics and don't like a heretic on their throne.

[Tamas]

And what's your plan with Castille? Distribute it among Portugal and France? Great plan

[Solmyr]

I'm sure France is surely smarter than to make a sudden and doomed to failure bid for european supremacy. Besides, isn't it your job to keep them balanced?

[katmai]

Wait, wait, wait.

I am running Sweden at 19%inflation with Poland occupying northern Sweden and a Norway that is stronger than me and you are trying to get out of Castile?!?!

I might as well switch to Poland.

[Tamas]

Wait, wait, wait.

I am running Sweden at 19%inflation with Poland occupying northern Sweden and a Norway that is stronger than me and you are trying to get out of Castile?!?!

I might as well switch to Poland.

Habbaku will protest that 

[Alcibiades]

We need more friction!!!11

[DGuller]

We need more friction!!!11

On the contrary, some of us desperately need more lube.