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derspiess

#49425
May 20, 2015, 12:08:44 PM
Yeah-- sounds like he's trying to play it up actually.  My boss from Alabama likes to do that for some reason.  I guess he thinks it makes him come off as all folksy & disarming.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#49426
May 20, 2015, 12:09:09 PM
Remember when Hil tried to do that? :lol:
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derspiess

#49427
May 20, 2015, 12:14:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 20, 2015, 12:09:09 PM
Remember when Hil tried to do that? :lol:

Oh hell yeah.  In her case she was imitating a black man (!)  https://youtu.be/DGDm4jkDbGQ?t=35
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Habbaku

#49428
May 20, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Admiral Yi

#49429
May 20, 2015, 12:39:28 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 20, 2015, 12:14:55 PM
Oh hell yeah.  In her case she was imitating a black man (!)  https://youtu.be/DGDm4jkDbGQ?t=35

Jesus.

Lettow77

#49430
May 20, 2015, 12:48:41 PM
 I covet the contemptuous sloth of French store owners who refuse to abide by their own modest opening hours for my native Tennessee. Tennessee could be easily imagined to slide into such a cozy system were it not so infamously chained to the Northern states.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Caliga

#49431
May 20, 2015, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on May 20, 2015, 12:48:41 PM
I covet the contemptuous sloth of French store owners who refuse to abide by their own modest opening hours for my native Tennessee. Tennessee could be easily imagined to slide into such a cozy system were it not so infamously chained to the Northern states.
I had to read this post three times to understand it, but now I understand it perfectly and in fact cannot de-understand it.  Neat.  You have a way with words. :)
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derspiess

#49432
May 20, 2015, 01:06:13 PM
Yeah.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#49433
May 20, 2015, 01:07:19 PM
My Germanic heritage is infuriated by his post btw. :cool:
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Grey Fox

#49434
May 20, 2015, 01:22:19 PM
I have no idea what it means.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#49435
May 20, 2015, 01:53:21 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 20, 2015, 01:22:19 PM
I have no idea what it means.

He is envious of the French for being lazy and thinks Tennessee would be likewise glorious if it were not for evil yankee corporate stores.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#49436
May 20, 2015, 01:55:00 PM
It means he wants stores in Tennessee to be open from 8 to 10:30.

Liep

#49437
May 20, 2015, 02:13:04 PM
Ryanair has flights to London for DKK69 ($10.30). Holy shit.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Malthus

#49438
May 20, 2015, 02:22:20 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 20, 2015, 02:13:04 PM
Ryanair has flights to London for DKK69 ($10.30). Holy shit.

Problem is that for that price you have to cling to the undercarrage of the aircraft all the way there.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Duque de Bragança

#49439
May 20, 2015, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: Liep on May 20, 2015, 02:13:04 PM
Ryanair has flights to some place 2 hours away or so from central London for DKK69 ($10.30). Holy shit.

Fixed!
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