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Syt

#49365
May 15, 2015, 03:25:44 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 15, 2015, 02:29:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 15, 2015, 01:40:23 PM
Anything you'd be specifically interested in?

I'd like to work in a flower shop. :)

There may be weird customers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Liep

#49366
May 15, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Razgovory

#49367
May 15, 2015, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 15, 2015, 02:47:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 15, 2015, 02:29:16 PM
I'd like to work in a flower shop. :)



It's funny you mention that.  I had a cousin run a flower shop some time in the 50's as a front.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

lustindarkness

#49368
May 15, 2015, 04:18:41 PM
Edible arrangements would be better than a flower shop, you can eat the excess cuts.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Razgovory

#49369
May 15, 2015, 06:09:15 PM
You can eat flowers. Well some species. The first Tulips that arrived in Europe were eaten by a merchant who thought they were small onions.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#49370
May 15, 2015, 11:19:15 PM
Harlem Hellfighter Henry Johnson to be awarded the medal of honor, long overdue.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wwi-harlem-hellfighter-receive-medal-honor-n359831
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#49371
May 16, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#49372
May 16, 2015, 08:05:55 PM
Fair.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

lustindarkness

#49373
May 16, 2015, 08:21:52 PM
Always keep a round in the chamber, and guns for self defense don't need a safety either.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Ed Anger

#49374
May 16, 2015, 08:31:08 PM
I hope the ghost hasn't been watching me punching in the codes for the gun safes.  :hmm:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#49375
May 17, 2015, 05:12:40 AM
Computer classes in the Third World: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggAXSv53Qc
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

jimmy olsen

#49376
May 17, 2015, 08:57:24 AM
 :lol:

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

The Brain

#49377
May 17, 2015, 10:35:13 AM
 ^_^
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#49378
May 17, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
My brother is visiting and we just talked about the Georgia teacher scandal.  It went all the way up through principals and superintendents, who made big bank off of improved test scores.  He says there were numerous whistle blowers who were ignored, and fired.  One guy ended up homeless for a while because he got blackballed.

Some teachers offered that up as an excuse to the judge; they either had to go along with the cheating or lose their jobs.

Syt

#49379
May 17, 2015, 11:55:21 AM
So there's this image (I call internet dibs on the short haired blonde in the bottom left):



Since the quality sucks, but I wanted to share this image with my Languish brethren I asked Chrome to google for this picture.

"Best guess for this image: reverse gang"

Top result:

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I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.
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