The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

You want a barometer of what's popular out there?  Go to Clips4sale.com, look at the categories.  Balloon-popping farts?  Hell, look at the Top Clips.  WHAT THE FUCK IS TRANSFORMATION IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS

[Ed Anger]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Ideologue]

"Ever wonder why black on white porn usually features black men and not women?  I do.  I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL."

Also, agreed.  I can't identify with Lex Steele.  But Peter North?  Now that is an everyman.  In the sense that he could repopulate the Earth.

The feet thing is weird.  The other two porn staples I don't get at all are girls sucking on a dildo (ooh my mouth is so turned on) and girls flipping you off.  How are either of those hott?

The first one is a "use your imagination" thing.  Also maybe lubrication.  I've never found spit to be that great, but I've also never shoved a nine-inch piece of glass into my vagina.  Anyway, it looks hot.  Leave it be.

The second one is essentially unlabeled DS porn.  It's a kind of an analogue to male-dom/female-sub DS stuff.  I guess there are guys that get off on being humiliated in the same way that there are lots of women that like to be called sluts or whores and used like toys.  In theory, it breaks down the person's sense of self through insults.  I'm only into that on the top side, but it can be really great.

However: maybe it's just because it's not my thing, but I don't find them completely analogous.  There's a sense of cruelty to the humiliation porn that isn't usually half as present in other brands of DS porn.  There, the point is to impose control over someone willing to be dehumanized and objectified, and that it's a mutually beneficial act; insults and humiliation are means rather than ends.  With the "bitchy woman talks shit" style of video, it honestly seems like the ends are the insults and humiliation.  I can't imagine anything but bad feelings being engendered by it; but like I said, maybe I'm just not wired to understand it.

(I'm breaking DS out for a reason btw.  Full-spectrum BDSM looks like a lot of work, a lot of money, and involves more furniture than I'm comfortable with.)

[Ideologue]

The feet thing is weird.  The other two porn staples I don't get at all are girls sucking on a dildo (ooh my mouth is so turned on) and girls flipping you off.  How are either of those hott?

The first is a waste of time and I guess only appeals to dumbasses.

Sure.  Hell, why would you want to watch a woman have an orgasm by herself at all?  What's in it for you?

The Spice: he judges you while you masturbate.

[Josquius]

I thought he was older given he has accomplished stuff.
I feel super old

How old are you?

27. Nearly 28. I am at the place a 21 year old should be.

[Grey Fox]

I thought he was older given he has accomplished stuff.
I feel super old

How old are you?

27. Nearly 28. I am at the place a 21 year old should be.

My sister is same age as you. She is where 18 years old are, she's been there for 15 years(started early). Everyone moves at their own pace. Don't fret.

[garbon]

Don't fret.

The thought of Jos not fretting:

[Ideologue]

Grey Fox: time-traveling Boomer?

[Admiral Yi]

Was taking a walk and saw this little blond honey dressed up like a Stepford wife walking her dog.  Beehive and a pastel blue miniskirt.

[Ideologue]

If she'd been licking a dildo, would it have been a turn-off?

[Admiral Yi]

Don't be a buzzkill.

[Ideologue]

If I can I ruin leering at hot hipster chicks, you're ceding me too much influence.

[Ed Anger]

Grey Fox: time-traveling Boomer?

I think us olds have rubbed off on him.

[Ideologue]

Lol.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

My a/c unit went out.