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derspiess

#41235
June 25, 2014, 08:35:25 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 25, 2014, 05:51:03 AM
Just noticed this on the TV:



AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

They've been advertising that on the web since 2012 but I haven't seen it available anywhere.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#41236
June 25, 2014, 10:17:04 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2014, 08:23:58 AM
Hey Ed, was listening to Dave Atell on the way in this morning.

"Ever been to Dayton?  You know what the only thing to do there is?  Pack and get the fuck out of town."

Yep.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#41237
June 26, 2014, 12:57:32 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Brazen

#41238
June 26, 2014, 04:18:30 AM
Thought for the day. Mars in a planet populated entirely by robots... :o :tinfoil:

mongers

#41239
June 26, 2014, 07:01:39 AM
Last week I broke my personal best for shortest time to buy something in a supermarket, 41 seconds.  :cool:


Yesterday I set my new record for shortest time in a town or city for a shopping trip, 3 minutes 15 seconds.   :)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Eddie Teach

#41240
June 26, 2014, 07:13:24 AM
Just think how much time you could save if you weren't looking at your watch all the time.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#41241
June 26, 2014, 07:15:15 AM
My brake wire broke when I breaked too sharply as an old lady jumped out in front of me.
Well I say broke. Its odd. Its come out of its holder and won't go back in.
Damn.
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The Brain

#41242
June 26, 2014, 07:16:44 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 26, 2014, 04:18:30 AM
Thought for the day. Mars in a planet populated entirely by robots... :o :tinfoil:

It would probably be safe. They eat ball bearings.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#41243
June 26, 2014, 08:32:21 AM
and in other news I've just decided I've had enough with firefox and its insistence on always eating over a gb ov RAM. Fuck that shit. Who cares if google spies on me. Chrome it is.
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derspiess

#41244
June 26, 2014, 08:44:35 AM
Just saw the Blue Angels fly over downtown Cincy on their way to Dayton.  USA!! USA!! USA!!
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#41245
June 26, 2014, 08:48:17 AM
Ugh, Blue Angels.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#41246
June 26, 2014, 09:41:31 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 26, 2014, 12:57:32 AM


"Caliga, on HR duty, spots an employee in need of downsizing"  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#41247
June 26, 2014, 09:48:57 AM
I wouldn't be caught dead in a costume that historically inaccurate. :mad:
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Malthus

#41248
June 26, 2014, 09:50:32 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 26, 2014, 09:48:57 AM
I wouldn't be caught dead in a costume that historically inaccurate. :mad:

MAH LORICA SEGMENTATA
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

#41249
June 26, 2014, 10:03:16 AM
:lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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