The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Oh god. i really can't talk on phones. Just had a recruiter call me suddenly at 9pm and start speaking in rapid fire formal Japanese. I could only manage some grunts that it is not a good time in reply.
Had she been speaking English I doubt it would be much better.

[Duque de Bragança]

Guy who invented the helicopter.

And died in a plane crash?

[Grey Fox]

I thought he was older given he has accomplished stuff.
I feel super old

How old are you?

[Ideologue]

Where's my Polish blowjob?

MARTINUSES NEED NOT APPLY.

[Ed Anger]

Where's my Polish blowjob?

MARTINUSES NEED NOT APPLY.

Feet jobs.

[Ideologue]

I just don't understand those.  They're like handjobs with clumsier, less prehensile limbs.  For weird fetishists only.

[Caliga]

I just don't understand those.  They're like handjobs with clumsier, less prehensile limbs.  For weird fetishists only.

I tried watching a porno with one of those once and I got bored and switched it off in like five seconds.

[Ed Anger]

Feet are gross.

[Ideologue]

I just don't understand those.  They're like handjobs with clumsier, less prehensile limbs.  For weird fetishists only.

I tried watching a porno with one of those once and I got bored and switched it off in like five seconds.

Indeed.  Diff'rent strokes, I guess.  So to speak.

[Ideologue]

Oh, and to add, it's a real bummer when you're digging the aesthetic and the female talent is what you were looking for, but then you realize the producer/male talent's got, or is marketing to a demographic with, a foot fetish.  Thanks for nothing, Charlie.

And why isn't a leg fetish a thing?  Don't we all enjoy a nice, skinny thigh?

God, I'm the Andy Rooney of porno.

[Caliga]

"Ever wonder why black on white porn usually features black men and not women?  I do.  I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL."

[Admiral Yi]

The feet thing is weird.  The other two porn staples I don't get at all are girls sucking on a dildo (ooh my mouth is so turned on) and girls flipping you off.  How are either of those hott?

[CountDeMoney]

I've seen an increasingly and disturbingly prevalence of armpit porn.  Yes, it's exactly like it sounds.

[Ed Anger]

Brazilian fart porn.

[derspiess]

The feet thing is weird.  The other two porn staples I don't get at all are girls sucking on a dildo (ooh my mouth is so turned on) and girls flipping you off.  How are either of those hott?

The first is a waste of time and I guess only appeals to dumbasses.  Have not seen much of the second, but I guess some guys like bitchy girls with attitude or something.