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Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 17, 2014, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 03:57:24 PM
Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.


Green midnight basketball jobs :hmm:

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 17, 2014, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 17, 2014, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 03:57:24 PM
Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.


Green midnight basketball jobs :hmm:

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.

Thus allowing it to be shot out my the midnight basketball participants and replaced the next day by five union electricians.

HVC

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 17, 2014, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 17, 2014, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 17, 2014, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 17, 2014, 03:57:24 PM
Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.


Green midnight basketball jobs :hmm:

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.

Thus allowing it to be shot out my the midnight basketball participants and replaced the next day by five union electricians.
while the city is billed for the time of 7 electricians.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

QuoteThe list released below from Orkin ranks the cities by the number of bed bug treatments Orkin performed from January to December 2013, along with any shift in ranking compared to January to December 2012.
1. Chicago
2. Los Angeles (+1)
3. Columbus, Ohio (+3)
4. Detroit (-2)
5. Cincinnati
6. Cleveland/Akron/Canton (+2)
7. Dayton (+4)
8. Washington D.C. (-1)
9. Denver (-5)
10. Indianapolis (+6)
11. Richmond/Petersburg, Va. (+1)
12. Raleigh/Durham/Fayetteville, N.C. (+3)
13. Dallas/Ft. Worth (-4)
14. Syracuse, N.Y. (+7)
15. Atlanta (+14)
16. Houston (+2)
17. New York (-7)
18. Seattle/Tacoma (-5)
19. San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose (-5)
20. Boston (+2)
21. Milwaukee (-2)
22. Miami/Ft. Lauderdale (+3)
23. Nashville (+17)
24. Pittsburgh (+12)
25. Charlotte (+18)
26. San Diego (+6)
27. Baltimore (-7)
28. Phoenix (+7)
29. Cedar Rapids/Waterloo, Iowa (+4)
30. Charleston/Huntington, W. Va. (+1)
31. Knoxville, Tenn. (-4)
32. Louisville, Ky. (-2)
33. Grand Rapids/Kalamazoo, Mich. (+5)
34. Hartford/New Haven, Conn. (-8)
35. Champaign/Springfield, Ill. (+13)
36. Greenville/Spartanburg/Asheville, S.C. (+11)
37. Omaha, Neb. (-20)
38. Buffalo, N.Y. (-10)
39. Lincoln/Hastings/Kearney, Neb. (+2)
40. Lexington, Ky. (-16)
41. Sacramento/Stockton/Modesto, Calif. (+4)
42. Colorado Springs/Pueblo, Colo. (-19)
43. Albany/Schenectady/Troy, N.Y. (-1)
44. Minneapolis/St. Paul (-10)
45. Honolulu (-8)
46. Toledo, Ohio
47. Peoria/Bloomington, Ill.
48. Davenport, Iowa/Moline, Ill.
49. New Orleans
50. Kansas City

Come to Ohio. Stay for the bugs.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: merithyn on January 17, 2014, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 17, 2014, 12:03:41 PM
Quote(Newser) – Kabul's District 1 has a new police chief—and the Taliban has a new target. Col. Jamila Bayaz has become the first Afghan policewoman to run an entire district, and she says she is ready to face the challenge despite the threat from militants, the AP reports. "I work day and night," says the 50-year-old, a mother of five who joined the police force more than 30 years ago. "I am ready to serve, I am not scared nor am I afraid."

Afghan policewoman are often targeted by the Taliban, whose brutal 5-year rule forced Bayaz to stay home instead of doing her job. "I was a housewife taking care of my family," she says. "Women are part of society and since they left, more and more are getting involved and they need to join the police." She hopes her high-profile job will encourage more women to join the police force, which now has 1,551 policewomen out of 53,400 personnel, up from just 180 in 2005.

Wow. God love her and keep her safe.

She'll be dead by April.

sbr


Admiral Yi

Not sure I can sign off on smoking hott now, but she was a stone cold killer back in her prime.  :wub:

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

Beep Beep, who got the keys to the jeep?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.


The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.