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garbon

#35265
January 18, 2014, 11:15:24 AM
Strikes me as a pretty tacky fantasy.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#35266
January 18, 2014, 11:19:52 AM
QuoteThere would be more Jack Kennedys and fewer Mitt Romneys.

They could have at least used Roosevelt. Kennedy's main accomplishment (besides bedding Marilyn) was getting shot.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#35267
January 18, 2014, 12:29:04 PM
Cripples get all the chicks. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#35268
January 18, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#35269
January 18, 2014, 12:36:05 PM
They have a cave troll.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#35270
January 18, 2014, 12:37:30 PM
Rude.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Capetan Mihali

#35271
January 18, 2014, 01:19:19 PM
Quote from: Syt on January 18, 2014, 02:58:14 AM
She looks like a drug addict.

You don't know too many drug addicts, do you?  ;)

Hollywood drug addict?  At a stretch.  Real-life drug addict?  No way.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Syt

#35272
January 18, 2014, 01:48:23 PM
Not too many, I admit.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ideologue

#35273
January 18, 2014, 01:48:35 PM
Real-life hot?  Way.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

CountDeMoney

#35274
January 18, 2014, 02:05:54 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 18, 2014, 11:10:33 AM
QuoteThe answer, of course, is to follow the example of Britain, whose near-saintly politicians are gracefully monitored by the famously dignified denizens of Fleet Street.

Lulz, double Brit slam.

The Brain

#35275
January 18, 2014, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 18, 2014, 01:19:19 PM
Quote from: Syt on January 18, 2014, 02:58:14 AM
She looks like a drug addict.

You don't know too many drug addicts, do you?  ;)

Hollywood drug addict?  At a stretch.  Real-life drug addict?  No way.

Have some sopor.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Capetan Mihali

#35276
January 18, 2014, 02:12:13 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 18, 2014, 02:06:07 PM

Have some sopor.

I don't touch that skit.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

CountDeMoney

#35277
January 18, 2014, 09:31:18 PM
My sister's idiot.

11B4V

#35278
January 18, 2014, 09:33:19 PM
 :lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Josquius

#35279
January 18, 2014, 10:39:07 PM
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