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[Ed Anger]

Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.

[derspiess]

Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.

Green midnight basketball jobs

[Ed Anger]

Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.

Green midnight basketball jobs

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.

Green midnight basketball jobs

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.

Thus allowing it to be shot out my the midnight basketball participants and replaced the next day by five union electricians.

[HVC]

Green jobs would fix all that.

Midnight basketball.

Green midnight basketball jobs

Every dribble sends power to a broken streetlight.

Thus allowing it to be shot out my the midnight basketball participants and replaced the next day by five union electricians.

while the city is billed for the time of 7 electricians.

[Ed Anger]

The list released below from Orkin ranks the cities by the number of bed bug treatments Orkin performed from January to December 2013, along with any shift in ranking compared to January to December 2012.
1. Chicago
2. Los Angeles (+1)
3. Columbus, Ohio (+3)
4. Detroit (-2)
5. Cincinnati
6. Cleveland/Akron/Canton (+2)
7. Dayton (+4)
8. Washington D.C. (-1)
9. Denver (-5)
10. Indianapolis (+6)
11. Richmond/Petersburg, Va. (+1)
12. Raleigh/Durham/Fayetteville, N.C. (+3)
13. Dallas/Ft. Worth (-4)
14. Syracuse, N.Y. (+7)
15. Atlanta (+14)
16. Houston (+2)
17. New York (-7)
18. Seattle/Tacoma (-5)
19. San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose (-5)
20. Boston (+2)
21. Milwaukee (-2)
22. Miami/Ft. Lauderdale (+3)
23. Nashville (+17)
24. Pittsburgh (+12)
25. Charlotte (+18)
26. San Diego (+6)
27. Baltimore (-7)
28. Phoenix (+7)
29. Cedar Rapids/Waterloo, Iowa (+4)
30. Charleston/Huntington, W. Va. (+1)
31. Knoxville, Tenn. (-4)
32. Louisville, Ky. (-2)
33. Grand Rapids/Kalamazoo, Mich. (+5)
34. Hartford/New Haven, Conn. (-8)
35. Champaign/Springfield, Ill. (+13)
36. Greenville/Spartanburg/Asheville, S.C. (+11)
37. Omaha, Neb. (-20)
38. Buffalo, N.Y. (-10)
39. Lincoln/Hastings/Kearney, Neb. (+2)
40. Lexington, Ky. (-16)
41. Sacramento/Stockton/Modesto, Calif. (+4)
42. Colorado Springs/Pueblo, Colo. (-19)
43. Albany/Schenectady/Troy, N.Y. (-1)
44. Minneapolis/St. Paul (-10)
45. Honolulu (-8)
46. Toledo, Ohio
47. Peoria/Bloomington, Ill.
48. Davenport, Iowa/Moline, Ill.
49. New Orleans
50. Kansas City

Come to Ohio. Stay for the bugs.

[The Brain]

Bite me.

[CountDeMoney]

(Newser) – Kabul's District 1 has a new police chief—and the Taliban has a new target. Col. Jamila Bayaz has become the first Afghan policewoman to run an entire district, and she says she is ready to face the challenge despite the threat from militants, the AP reports. "I work day and night," says the 50-year-old, a mother of five who joined the police force more than 30 years ago. "I am ready to serve, I am not scared nor am I afraid."

Afghan policewoman are often targeted by the Taliban, whose brutal 5-year rule forced Bayaz to stay home instead of doing her job. "I was a housewife taking care of my family," she says. "Women are part of society and since they left, more and more are getting involved and they need to join the police." She hopes her high-profile job will encourage more women to join the police force, which now has 1,551 policewomen out of 53,400 personnel, up from just 180 in 2005.

Wow. God love her and keep her safe.

She'll be dead by April.

[sbr]

The Bangles front-woman Suanna Hoffs turned 55 today and is still smoking hot.

I was in love with her back in the "Walk Like an Egyptian" Days.

[Admiral Yi]

Not sure I can sign off on smoking hott now, but she was a stone cold killer back in her prime. 

[Ed Anger]

Too old.

[The Brain]

I can't drive 55.

[garbon]

Beep Beep, who got the keys to the jeep?

[Ed Anger]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2541461/Why-Penny-Mordaunt-MP-flaunting-wibbly-bits-Splash.html

[The Brain]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2541461/Why-Penny-Mordaunt-MP-flaunting-wibbly-bits-Splash.html

Why am I reminded of Seduction Community's rants about how certain interracial pornos were disgustingly racist?