The Off Topic Topic

[Syt]

Yeah, I don't envy the forensics guys who had the job of scraping them out of there.

For some reason I'm reminded of the Mythbusters episode where they let a pig carcass rot in a car for two months to see if they can get the car clean afterwards.

[Maximus]

Probably looks worse on the inside

Seems like the kind of thing you would take to dead kraut storage.

I would post a picture, but I'm at work.

[lustindarkness]

Google bought Nest.  So Lusti's thermostat is now being controlled by Eric Schmidt.

It better not make me sign up and link it to Google+ to heat/cool my house.

[derspiess]

It better not make me sign up and link it to Google+ to heat/cool my house.

Your Nest probably already has its own Google+ account, due to some obscure clause in the EULA.  I'll let you know if I see a friend request from it

[lustindarkness]

[Eddie Teach]

Not to mention that he appears to be with child.

I really don't think so...

So no quintuplets?

Maybe if she's got one stored in each arm.

[The Brain]

Mysterious case in Vienna!

A hand grenade exploded in a car in 16th district, in the Nauseagasse (gasse means street, alley). Two men were found in the car - first it was presumed they were both killed by the explosion.

However, it turns out that the driver was killed by several gunshots.

The dead dudes are an Austrian in his 40s and a German in his 50s. They seem to have held a lot of jobs, but none for long.

Investigations are still underway, but forensics are difficult, because the bodies have been "severely affected by the explosion."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4fagTyaM4

[Tamas]

supposedly out of a 70s Yugoslavian magazine 

[Ed Anger]

SERB STRONG LIKE BULL

[Admiral Yi]

But with a moody and sensitive side.

[CountDeMoney]

SERB STRONG LIKE BULL

If it came in red with a big gray O on the back, your ass would be wearing that shit to Cracker Barrel on game day.

[Razgovory]

That picture is great!

[Ed Anger]

SERB STRONG LIKE BULL

If it came in red with a big gray O on the back, your ass would be wearing that shit to Cracker Barrel on game day.

Goddamn right.

[Admiral Yi]

Tamas, if you'd like to understand American perceptions of East Europeans before the Iron Curtain came down, I suggest you search on YouTube for Saturday Night Live "Wild and Crazy Guys" skits.

[Syt]

Mysterious case in Vienna!

A hand grenade exploded in a car in 16th district, in the Nauseagasse (gasse means street, alley). Two men were found in the car - first it was presumed they were both killed by the explosion.

However, it turns out that the driver was killed by several gunshots.

The dead dudes are an Austrian in his 40s and a German in his 50s. They seem to have held a lot of jobs, but none for long.

Investigations are still underway, but forensics are difficult, because the bodies have been "severely affected by the explosion."

Saw a tabloid headline today speculating that the guy who was shot was a Social Democrat and was executed by East European gangsters (the grenade ostensibly being thrown in to make the forensics a lot more difficult).