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[The Larch]

WEll? Did you enjoy it? Go anywhere cool?

The driving is terrible, though.

And parking is worse.

I can imagine. I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a bump or dent on it. 

[Syt]

I can imagine. :p I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a single bump or denture on it. 

I think you mean dent. Dentures are something else.

[The Larch]

I can imagine. :p I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a single bump or denture on it. 

I think you mean dent. Dentures are something else.

Already corrected. :p

[DGuller]

I can imagine. :p I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a single bump or denture on it. 

Denture? 

[DGuller]

I can imagine. :p I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a single bump or denture on it. 

I think you mean dent. Dentures are something else.

Bumpers having dentures on them would be really macabre.  

[Malthus]

I can imagine. :p I don't think I saw a single car that didn't have a single bump or denture on it. 

Denture?

A common problem when running over the elderly - the dentures get imbedded in the bodywork, and are a bitch to remove.

No wonder I see traffic signs that say "Beware of Elderly Pedestrians". 

[Josephus]

The Maltese put strange things on their cars. One of them is dentures. Unless you've been there, don't knock it.

[The Larch]

The Maltese put strange things on their cars. One of them is dentures. Unless you've been there, don't knock it.

I also saw some decorative maple leafs on houses. And some kangaroos.

[Josephus]

The Maltese put strange things on their cars. One of them is dentures. Unless you've been there, don't knock it.

I also saw some decorative maple leafs on houses. And some kangaroos.

Those are probably from returning Canucks and Aussies.

[The Larch]

The Maltese put strange things on their cars. One of them is dentures. Unless you've been there, don't knock it.

I also saw some decorative maple leafs on houses. And some kangaroos.

Those are probably from returning Canucks and Aussies.

Yup, in true "indiano" fashion.

[lustindarkness]

I was a bit tired from the weekend, yesterday at work was rough. I got home and laid down to watch TV after dinner. CF says I was snoring before 8pm and I awoke at 6:30 this morning. I had not slept that much in a long time. 

I should schedule more than 6 hours of sleep every once in a while. 

[Liep]

The man purse is really popular in Moscow.

[The Larch]

How often did your accent get you laid?  I want daily metrics.   Amount of ass per day.

It was nothing to write home about in that sense. We spent most of the time on our own out in the boondonks, and when we were in civilized places we were usually in company of other Spaniards, so we didn't get to mingle much with the locals. And as was already said, Spanish accents in California are not *that* unusual.

I'm sure that if I went to the Mid West I'd be telling a very different story.

[Caliga]

560 years ago today the Turks started giving it to the Greeks in the ass.

[fhdz]