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Valmy

#70140
April 11, 2019, 09:29:06 AM Last Edit: April 11, 2019, 09:30:41 AM by Valmy
Quote from: Syt on April 11, 2019, 05:34:43 AM
Frozen pizza manufacturer is rebranding its "American" pizzas:



I'm sorry, Valmy. :P

Yeah...of all the places in the US famous for Pizza why the fuck would they pick Texas? How about New York? Maybe they just decided that Pizza that shitty should be identified with a place not known for Pizza.

Oh wait they removed Texas and put in Budapest? Fine by me. Our name should be BBQ or Tex-Mex or something.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#70141
April 11, 2019, 09:34:29 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 11, 2019, 08:54:41 AM
Pineapple on pizza is good.  :mad:

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"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#70142
April 11, 2019, 12:23:51 PM Last Edit: April 11, 2019, 12:48:15 PM by Tyr
I miss Swedish pizza.

Today I was also just thinking how much I wish I could find euro style takeaway tacos around here.

And come to think Dutch kebabs were special. Even Swedish and Swiss kebabs sufficiently different to miss.
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Savonarola

#70143
April 11, 2019, 12:38:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 11, 2019, 08:30:13 AM
Beans and corn have no place on pizza.  At least they don't have one with pineapple.

Or do they? 

"Hawaiian is now #STOCKHOLM"

In Colombia they made pizza with corn and either pulled pork or chorizo; sometimes they'd add avocado after cooking.  I liked it; but maybe I had gone native at that point...

(I doubt it; I still loathed Malta. (Sorry, Josephus.))
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Caliga

#70144
April 11, 2019, 01:27:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 11, 2019, 09:16:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 10, 2019, 12:54:14 PM


What the hell is up with Europeans and their pathological paranoia about Jews? I mean they killed virtually all of them and forced most of the rest to immigrate and yet they STILL are sure a secret Jew conspiracy is fucking with them.


I have never understood antisemitism.
I WISH the Jews ran the world.  They're good at everything. :)
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Barrister

#70145
April 11, 2019, 01:35:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 11, 2019, 01:27:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 11, 2019, 09:16:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 10, 2019, 12:54:14 PM


What the hell is up with Europeans and their pathological paranoia about Jews? I mean they killed virtually all of them and forced most of the rest to immigrate and yet they STILL are sure a secret Jew conspiracy is fucking with them.


I have never understood antisemitism.
I WISH the Jews ran the world.  They're good at everything. :)

Not sports. :contract:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Malthus

#70146
April 11, 2019, 01:55:19 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 11, 2019, 01:35:27 PM
Not sports. :contract:

My grandfather, the gold-medal-winning swimmer, would beg to differ.  :P

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

#70147
April 11, 2019, 02:01:12 PM
Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#70148
April 11, 2019, 02:16:23 PM
Are Jews supposed to be especially bad at sports? They seem to be reasonably represented.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

#70149
April 11, 2019, 02:25:45 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 11, 2019, 02:16:23 PM
Are Jews supposed to be especially bad at sports? They seem to be reasonably represented.

It was a reference to an old Airplane! gag:

QuoteAir Stewardess: Would you like something to read?

Passenger: Do you have anything light?

Air Stewardess: How about this leaflet, 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends?'

And I think lots of old Jewish comedians have mined similar material.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Valmy

#70150
April 11, 2019, 02:53:49 PM
Ah. Well then perhaps you have never seen the glory of the Rosencopter:



Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

PDH

#70151
April 11, 2019, 04:20:02 PM
Josh Allen can jump over a linebacker way better than that.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Caliga

#70152
April 11, 2019, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 11, 2019, 01:35:27 PM
Not sports. :contract:
The Super Bowl MVP this year was a Jew. :cool:
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Admiral Yi

#70154
April 11, 2019, 04:57:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 11, 2019, 04:33:56 PM
The Super Bowl MVP this year was a Jew. :cool:

Did he get better?
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