The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

You're a lot drowsier in real life. 

[11B4V]

I wasn't kidding.

Who's fake?  I don't understand the complaint.

Alfred Russell?  Well, kind of I guess.

Lettow?  He's more or less real; he's heightened here, but we all are, except me.  I act exactly like this in real life.  Which probably explains everything, now that I think about it.

Lettuce is someone's sock puppet.

[Ed Anger]

Don't look at me.

[Grey Fox]

Damn it, HP & Google.

I want a Chromebook 14, ffs.

[Eddie Teach]

Lettuce is someone's sock puppet.

Not me. All the pseudojapanese I know comes from Shogun.

[garbon]

I wasn't kidding.

Who's fake?  I don't understand the complaint.

Alfred Russell?  Well, kind of I guess.

Lettow?  He's more or less real; he's heightened here, but we all are, except me.  I act exactly like this in real life.  Which probably explains everything, now that I think about it.

Yes and yes.

[Lettow77]

I'm mildly surprised the "lettow isn't real!" buzz is still around. As for the wedding, I posted earlier that I was vetting candidates, based on their opinion of stannis, ability to cook Southern cuisine and advance Southern culture, proper bangs, willingness to don a maid outfit, etc etc. A lot of candidates were ran through before finding the proper maiden, and from there her family was very much shocked, but that's all in the past now. I'm typing from her family home in the countryside, but come spring i'll steal her off somewhere, never to return.

The couple, in unsettling purikura:

[Habbaku]

You seem to have lost weight and shaved off that stupid beard, Lettow. 

[lustindarkness]

Hope it works out for you lettuce.

[11B4V]

Photo shopped

[Lettow77]

You don't know much about purikura, do you? Elaborate doctoring of their pictures is such an ingrained part of what japanese women do that their photo booths do it for them. The changes it makes to eyes in pursuit of a more attractive (read: western) look make western eyes downright eerie though..

[Admiral Yi]

Well good for you Lettuce.

I'm himnotized by your big Bambi eyes.

[11B4V]

You don't know much about purikura, do you? Elaborate doctoring of their pictures is such an ingrained part of what japanese women do that their photo booths do it for them. The changes it makes to eyes in pursuit of a more attractive (read: western) look make western eyes downright eerie though..

Dude, DX the sandles and socks thing.

[MadImmortalMan]

I take it both are purikurified in the pic.

In any case, good luck. 

[Lettow77]

Definitely! But I had just ended a prolonged period of wandering with nothing but the goods a backpack could hold: It began in the summer, with only sandals. Come winter it became necessary to acquire socks; shortly after this picture I was given a proper pair of shoes to wear.

(I have the good fortune to be continuously showered with various gifts; well over two thirds of my clothing has been given to me, as well as my lovely teapot and assorted other sundries. I believe i've mentioned how the elderly shopowners of my neighborhood are continuously giving me free food whenever they see me..)