The Off Topic Topic

[Caliga]

Congrats man. 

[alfred russel]

Congrats Lettow.

You look like a respectable young man in the picture. 

[Josquius]

Despite the kill it with fire purikuraness she seems cute
And...tall?
Lucky man to be in a second tier city.

But still....that's damn fast to be getting married. She could be awesome and you really lucked out and I don't want to shit on your life but...isn't she your first gf?
I guess worst case you get a free marriage visa and are can do what you will in Japan. Just don't knock her up.

[Eddie Teach]

isn't she your first gf?

You've clearly forgotten Honeykitten.


Are we 100% sure that's not a robot in the picture with Lettow?

[Ed Anger]

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

IT BEGINS

[MadImmortalMan]

[Tonitrus]

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

IT BEGINS

I am sure I read that in a Revelations somewhere.

[The Brain]

[Brazen]

Never eat a fellow Oxford man.

[Josquius]

Not quite. Had they been from trinity then they're lunch :p

[Josquius]

On Facebook I saw a post where a black girl I know was gushing about a black Annie.
How was it I instantly guessed (correctly) this was some will smith shenanigans?
I need a time machine to vasectomise that guy..

[Ed Anger]

[alfred russel]

I wasn't kidding.

Who's fake?  I don't understand the complaint.

Alfred Russell?  Well, kind of I guess.

Lettow?  He's more or less real; he's heightened here, but we all are, except me.  I act exactly like this in real life.  Which probably explains everything, now that I think about it.

To be fair, AR was fake, but AR needed to be because I got banned. It wouldn't be so hard to figure out that I was Dorsey and ban me again if I posted the same life story and circumstances as Dorsey, would it?

In 9 or 10 years, when a conservative straight poster reveals he is Martinus, it will be the same type of thing.

Also, I met Lettow and can confirm he is real.

[lustindarkness]

[DGuller]

It wouldn't be so hard to figure out that I was Dorsey and ban me again if I posted the same life story and circumstances as Dorsey, would it?

We've got expert Dorsey detectors here.