Last names, sex and you

[Martinus]

 

[Capetan Mihali]

Bouillabaisse. Grass fed beef steaks. Blinas with sour cream and red caviar. And mainly wine (plus, shots of ice-cold potato vodka to go with the steaks).

Blini.   I didn't know caviar came in red. (There's a "in Soviet Union" joke lurking in there somewhere...)  Bouillabaisse is the French seafood stew, right?  Never had it, but I imagine it's famous for a good reason.  Steak is a perennial winner.  I like Polish potato vodka the best of the categories I've tried.   Gotta admit, it sounds like a good dinner party.

But I don't get the concept of ice-cold shots with the steaks.  I'm sure Joan would weep into the tablecloth at the missed opportunity to pair the high-end meat with a perfectly matched red, rather than running a Polish Zamboni over your palate.  Speaking of which, what wines were served?   There's your *real* haut-bourgeois vs. arriviste-poseur crucible for you.

[Ideologue]

I don't like this thread again.

[Capetan Mihali]

You pass out on the table at one of Marti's parties at your own peril, pal.   Make sure to count your toes the next morning.

[Ideologue]

[garbon]

You pass out on the table at one of Marti's parties at your own peril, pal.   Make sure to count your toes the next morning.

[The Brain]

How do I love thee?

[Martinus]

Well, the steaks were accompanied by a good red as well, but vodka was too good to pass. I normally do not like vodka at all but this one is an exception:



And this is how red caviar blini look like:

[Martinus]

As for wine, it wasnt anything too fancy. I think Barbaresco with the steaks and prosecco with blini.

[Jacob]

What fish is that from? It looks like salmon roe.

[CountDeMoney]

But I don't get the concept of ice-cold shots with the steaks.  I'm sure Joan would weep into the tablecloth at the missed opportunity to pair the high-end meat with a perfectly matched red, rather than running a Polish Zamboni over your palate. 

  I detest wine with food, and that's disgusting imagery even to me. 

[Ideologue]

Fish ova are a delicacy, but facials are demeaning?

Consistency, please.

[Valmy]

I was never awesome enough to be able to anonymously bang.  All my sexual encounters were the result of a great deal of effort on my part.  This usually involved finding out a great deal about the woman involved including, sadly, her last name.

Nothing anonymous about it whatsoever, it's just that family names aren't particularly relevant to pierce the veil of anonymity.

Ok then.  Casual sex.  I am trying to call you awesome here Jake 

[CountDeMoney]

Fish ova are a delicacy, but facials are demeaning?

Consistency, please.

Imagine the waiter's surprise when Ide's poached branzino gets a facial between courses.

MAH WHITEFISH

[Ideologue]

Whiter fish.