Last names, sex and you

[Valmy]

I was never awesome enough to be able to anonymously bang.  All my sexual encounters were the result of a great deal of effort on my part.  This usually involved finding out a great deal about the woman involved including, sadly, her last name.

[Valmy]

She is one of the first people (excepting family) I came out to (it was actually quite funny - I was being very sneaky - she was just returning my "Six Feet Under" DVD collection to me and asked her if there is a character she thought reminded her of me. She answered "Oh, David Fisher. But that's because you are stuck up like him.

Gross. I can't see wanting people to be reminded of me when they see David Fisher.

Michael C Hall: not garbon's standard.  I respect that.

[garbon]

She is one of the first people (excepting family) I came out to (it was actually quite funny - I was being very sneaky - she was just returning my "Six Feet Under" DVD collection to me and asked her if there is a character she thought reminded her of me. She answered "Oh, David Fisher. But that's because you are stuck up like him.

Gross. I can't see wanting people to be reminded of me when they see David Fisher.

Michael C Hall: not garbon's standard.  I respect that.

Well in general, I don't think he's attractive - but his character in that show was pretty creepy. More so than his turn as Dexter.

[Capetan Mihali]

What is a drag queen recital?

Well, I have a piano. My friend - a drag queen - sang "Life is a Cabaret", "Mein Herr" and "Je Ne Regrette Rien". I accompanied with music. 

  I never thought I'd want to hang out with Marty's Warsavian haute-bourgeois crowd, but this sounds like at least a borderline good party.  What food/drinks did you serve?

[CountDeMoney]

I was never awesome enough to be able to anonymously bang.  All my sexual encounters were the result of a great deal of effort on my part.  This usually involved finding out a great deal about the woman involved including, sadly, her last name.

You poor non-Scandinavian bastard.

[Caliga]

For the record, I once had the opposite problem. This girl I was with flat out refused to tell me her last names, it took me quite a while to find them out, and only did for the first time when we were registering at a hotel for a weekend getaway and she had to say them out loud at the hotel desk to confirm the reservation.

[Ed Anger]

What is a drag queen recital?

Well, I have a piano. My friend - a drag queen - sang "Life is a Cabaret", "Mein Herr" and "Je Ne Regrette Rien". I accompanied with music. 

  I never thought I'd want to hang out with Marty's Warsavian haute-bourgeois crowd, but this sounds like at least a borderline good party.  What food/drinks did you serve?

They use this book:

[Ideologue]

You pulled me back into the thread.

[CountDeMoney]

Life is a cabaret, old chum.

[Valmy]

Now I have seen everything.

[Ed Anger]

You pulled me back into the thread.

[Ideologue]

I want a woman to bake me a cake and share my bounty.

[garbon]

Now I have seen everything.

I don't know. Maybe if you saw photos of someone gathering the ingredients.

[Ideologue]

I saw a movie (documentary) once where they fried like 50 guys' semen like an egg and a woman ate it.  I don't remember if it was supposed to be good.

[garbon]

I was never awesome enough to be able to anonymously bang.  All my sexual encounters were the result of a great deal of effort on my part.  This usually involved finding out a great deal about the woman involved including, sadly, her last name.

You poor non-Scandinavian bastard.