Last names, sex and you

[sbr]

For the record, I once had the opposite problem. This girl I was with flat out refused to tell me her last names, it took me quite a while to find them out, and only did for the first time when we were registering at a hotel for a weekend getaway and she had to say them out loud at the hotel desk to confirm the reservation.

I know right, who has more than one last name?

[Caliga]

 

[Ideologue]

You pulled me back into the thread.

It helps that I saw another couple pictures of the woman I'm talking to, and she's actually got a really hot body.  Not Auschwitz chic, but despite my completely undeserved reputation, I like a wide variety of physical type.  Just not the extra-wide variety of physical type.  BAZING

[katmai]

Surprised only six whores here.

[garbon]

Surprised only six whores here.

[katmai]

Like I said we have more than six homosexuals here.

[CountDeMoney]

Katmai gets last names, but for whatever reason, they turn out to be aliases, nyuk³

[Ideologue]

Mama Haze sure had a lot of daughters.

[The Larch]

For the record, I once had the opposite problem. This girl I was with flat out refused to tell me her last names, it took me quite a while to find them out, and only did for the first time when we were registering at a hotel for a weekend getaway and she had to say them out loud at the hotel desk to confirm the reservation.

She was quite kooky about that, true. 

Turned out that she was the daughter of a well known lawyer with a recognizable surname, and she had told me several shitty stories about her family's dirty laundry, and didn't want me to associate those stories to her father for fear of possible consequences. Needless to say I never got to know her family.

I know right, who has more than one last name?

Every Spaniard and Portuguese, for starters. 

[celedhring]

I know a girl - with which i have had weird affairs throughout the years - that's the sister of a Spanish celeb. She uses her mother's surname in order to avoid being linked with him since she's had a lot of trouble with stalkers, etc... (she's actually really hot).

[Capetan Mihali]

A few at the time of, yes; but only a couple instances where I never learned the person's last name.  Or at least heard it and studiedly ignored it.

[Jacob]

I was never awesome enough to be able to anonymously bang.  All my sexual encounters were the result of a great deal of effort on my part.  This usually involved finding out a great deal about the woman involved including, sadly, her last name.

Nothing anonymous about it whatsoever, it's just that family names aren't particularly relevant to pierce the veil of anonymity.

[Ideologue]

They are if you live in Iceland.

[Jacob]

They are if you live in Iceland.

Uh... no?

[Ideologue]

I guess if you aren't fooled by the propaganda against mild inbreeding.