I don't get it. Is it because it's still kind of taboo, so far as anything is taboo anymore? Is it because only a certain percentage of the population allow it that makes it so desireable?
Why is it The Big Thing?
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 08:36:31 AM
I don't get it. Is it because it's still kind of taboo, so far as anything is taboo anymore? Is it because only a certain percentage of the population allow it that makes it so desireable?
Why is it The Big Thing?
Meri, talk about lowering the tone of the place. :P
:huh:
I guess Max has been taking a walk on the wild side. ^_^
The taboo and the tightness. And the dominance.
It's a forum meme, not "the big thing".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 28, 2013, 08:41:15 AM
It's a forum meme, not "the big thing".
Yeah, I'd have thought 'quite a small thing', would just about cover it. :unsure:
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:43:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
I don't think you've said enough.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 08:46:46 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:43:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
I don't think you've said enough.
If you want to change that just bring up religion.
Dawkins takes it in the butt.
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:47:58 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 08:46:46 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:43:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
I don't think you've said enough.
If you want to change that just bring up religion.
I mean that I really don't know why that song would be enough said.
Quote from: mongers on March 28, 2013, 08:39:24 AM
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 08:36:31 AM
I don't get it. Is it because it's still kind of taboo, so far as anything is taboo anymore? Is it because only a certain percentage of the population allow it that makes it so desireable?
Why is it The Big Thing?
Meri, talk about lowering the tone of the place. :P
:mad:
It's constantly thrown around, and I don't really understand why. Besides, god knows we've discussed far worse things.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2013, 08:40:45 AM
I guess Max has been taking a walk on the wild side. ^_^
Heh... no. Well, I mean, this hasn't come up recently, if that's what you're trying to say. It was actually something someone said on Facebook that prompted this question of you guys. I feel relatively safe asking you... however odd that sounds. :unsure:
QuoteThe taboo and the tightness. And the dominance.
Okay. So it was all of the reasons I suspected.
The patriarchy demands it.
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:43:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
:huh:
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 08:43:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxGVjLNpek
SFW and nuff said
:huh:
Okay good, because I was like wtf is he on about. :hug:
norwegian wood ~ knowing she would
I didn't think that was cryptic at all? It's a new threshold of commitment (by her obviously). New in the sense that internet porn has brought it out in the open.
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 09:09:38 AM
norwegian wood ~ knowing she would
I didn't think that was cryptic at all? It's a new threshold of commitment (by her obviously). New in the sense that internet porn has brought it out in the open.
Still trying to parse this, but you're saying that if a woman allows anal, she's offering you a new level of commitment than simply having sex?
Is there a similar "level of commitment" for guys?
A lot of guys just like asses too. The ass is what primates are or were first attracted to. The development of breasts as sexual objects basically involved them looking more like asses.
Quote from: Queequeg on March 28, 2013, 09:15:00 AM
A lot of guys just like asses too. The ass is what primates are or were first attracted to. The development of breasts as sexual objects basically involved them looking more like asses.
You can look at an ass doggie style. That doesn't explain penis placement.
And Spellus sucked the fun out of it. :(
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:11:29 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 28, 2013, 09:09:38 AM
norwegian wood ~ knowing she would
I didn't think that was cryptic at all? It's a new threshold of commitment (by her obviously). New in the sense that internet porn has brought it out in the open.
Still trying to parse this, but you're saying that if a woman allows anal, she's offering you a new level of commitment than simply having sex?
Is there a similar "level of commitment" for guys?
Yes, just like dating, not dating other people, having sex etc. are thresholds. Internet porn opened up the idea of anal to people and people started asking themselves why aren't I do that? And of course the more paranoid "she won't let me but did she let anybody else?" way of thinking. Basically it has moved from a perversion to a exotic sexual act, the gays probably helped move this along as well since anal is their version of missionary.
As for the similar "level of commitment". That all depends on the "exchange rate". It probably varies from "remembering her name" to "adopting her first two kids from a previous marriage" depending on the self image and idea of self worth of the parties involved.
Quote from: Queequeg on March 28, 2013, 09:15:00 AM
A lot of guys just like asses too. The ass is what primates are or were first attracted to. The development of breasts as sexual objects basically involved them looking more like asses.
that because after going upright humans moved from doggie to missionary and us men are just so visual about everything....
There are a very finite number of combinations when it comes to sex. There are only a certain number of different things available to do with the equipment we were born with.
So we (meaning people in general) pretty much try just about all the combos available.
Anal is the combo least likely to be acceptable, and hence the most "desirable" from a taboo standpoint.
Before oral was so acceptable it has become pretty much "normal", that was probably considered more of a big deal.
:huh: So people didn't know about it until internet porn?
I don't think commitment is the right word. Intimacy or vulnerability.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
:huh: So people didn't know about it until internet porn?
I think internet porn made it a more approachable topic. Obviously, it happened before then, but it wasn't as open a topic when I was in college as it seems to be now.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
:huh: So people didn't know about it until internet porn?
I think internet porn made it a more approachable topic. Obviously, it happened before then, but it wasn't as open a topic when I was in college as it seems to be now.
Is it really so much the internet, per se, or just the general liberalization of society. Similar to discussions about oral when I was in college vs. when my mother was in college.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
:huh: So people didn't know about it until internet porn?
I think internet porn made it a more approachable topic. Obviously, it happened before then, but it wasn't as open a topic when I was in college as it seems to be now.
It seemed to be about as much of an open topic during my college years (early to mid 90s) as it does now.
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 09:32:09 AM
There are a very finite number of combinations when it comes to sex. There are only a certain number of different things available to do with the equipment we were born with.
So we (meaning people in general) pretty much try just about all the combos available.
Anal is the combo least likely to be acceptable, and hence the most "desirable" from a taboo standpoint.
Before oral was so acceptable it has become pretty much "normal", that was probably considered more of a big deal.
There seems to be an age thing. If she is 5 or more years younger than me she gives oral on her own initiative. If she is older than that she doesn't. I suspect that there is a further age limit where the same applies to anal.
I read somewhere quoting an investigator that before the internet, female rape was 100% vaginal, now it's going towards a majority of anal.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2013, 09:33:55 AM
I don't think commitment is the right word. Intimacy or vulnerability.
I think you show commitment by being intimate and allowing yourself to be vulnerable.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 09:39:38 AM
I read somewhere quoting an investigator that before the internet, female rape was 100% vaginal, now it's going towards a majority of anal.
That's some compelling stuff. :P
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 09:42:56 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 09:39:38 AM
I read somewhere quoting an investigator that before the internet, female rape was 100% vaginal, now it's going towards a majority of anal.
That's some compelling stuff. :P
Well, it does show something about how men think of anal. It's a violation which requires either great trust - or violence.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 09:38:41 AM
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
:huh: So people didn't know about it until internet porn?
I think internet porn made it a more approachable topic. Obviously, it happened before then, but it wasn't as open a topic when I was in college as it seems to be now.
It seemed to be about as much of an open topic during my college years (early to mid 90s) as it does now.
Hell, I stole a friend's father's copy of
High Society that was a special anal issue in the early '80s. It's pretty much been a topic for some time.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:51:13 AM
Hell, I stole a friend's father's copy of High Society that was a special anal issue in the early '80s. It's pretty much been a topic for some time.
A topic you spoke to your girlfriends about?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2013, 08:40:45 AM
The taboo and the tightness. And the dominance.
Pretty much, yeah. I remember some comedian say how guys really don't think about it until she says "no", then we try our damnedest to get in there.
And some chicks like it, some don't.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:51:13 AM
Hell, I stole a friend's father's copy of High Society that was a special anal issue in the early '80s. It's pretty much been a topic for some time.
A topic you spoke to your girlfriends about?
Some liked it, others didn't, some were willing to try it at least once.
Hell, Dragon Lady took it like a champ, all 90 lbs of her. She liked it even though it made her cry, but that sort of stuff turned her on. We were so compatible in so many ways. Memories, like the corners of my mind...
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:47:49 AM
Well, it does show something about how men think of anal. It's a violation which requires either great trust - or violence.
Never really appealed to me. I'm not big on the idea of inflicting pain & AFAIK there's really nothing in it for her.
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Don't think I ever met any, but I'll take his word for it.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Don't think I ever met any, but I'll take his word for it.
Broached the subject once with a girl I was dating; she said it felt like pooping. Subject: closed. :lol:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 10:34:09 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Don't think I ever met any, but I'll take his word for it.
Broached the subject once with a girl I was dating; she said it felt like pooping. Subject: closed. :lol:
There are people on this very board who can't shut up about pooping. Pooping is pretty awesome.
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:31:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
there's really nothing in it for her.
:console:
Well there is that whole bother with the lack of prostate stimulation back there.
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:37:59 AM
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Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
there's really nothing in it for her.
:console:
Well there is that whole bother with the lack of prostate stimulation back there.
tiny cock joke
I know but I was being serious as a large one won't do much either besides causing more pain.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:37:59 AM
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Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
there's really nothing in it for her.
:console:
Well there is that whole bother with the lack of prostate stimulation back there.
tiny cock joke
I know but I was being serious as a large one won't do much either besides causing more pain.
Whatever, serious garbon.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:31:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
there's really nothing in it for her.
:console:
Well there is that whole bother with the lack of prostate stimulation back there.
tiny cock joke
I know but I was being serious as a large one won't do much either besides causing more pain.
Hey, it's the Brain you are talking to - the location of the prostate in relation to anal probably varies by species. :P
Quote from: Malthus on March 28, 2013, 10:46:29 AM
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Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 10:31:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
there's really nothing in it for her.
:console:
Well there is that whole bother with the lack of prostate stimulation back there.
tiny cock joke
I know but I was being serious as a large one won't do much either besides causing more pain.
Hey, it's the Brain you are talking to - the location of the prostate in relation to anal probably varies by species. :P
Anal is for perverts.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 08:36:31 AM
I don't get it. Is it because it's still kind of taboo, so far as anything is taboo anymore? Is it because only a certain percentage of the population allow it that makes it so desireable?
Why is it The Big Thing?
Dunno. I hate it.
On the passive side, it's painful, uncomfortable and makes you feel like you are shitting backwards.
On the acitve side it's gross.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 09:11:29 AM
Is there a similar "level of commitment" for guys?
Judging from Shameless, it's anal penetration with a dildo.
Speaking of which, biologically, anal penetration of a guy makes more sense because guys at least have a prostate so there is something to stimulate down there.
Anal stimulation makes sense regardless of gender. We all have the same somatic innervation via the pudendal nerve.
And the posterior vaginal wall is continuous with the anterior rectal wall.
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
But is this a physical thing or a psychological thing?
I mean, some people like to be peed or shat upon, but it's not like the stimulation is physical, but rather psychological.
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 11:21:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
But is this a physical thing or a psychological thing?
I mean, some people like to be peed or shat upon, but it's not like the stimulation is physical, but rather psychological.
Like with most things sexual its 75% in the head.
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:23:22 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 11:21:58 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
But is this a physical thing or a psychological thing?
I mean, some people like to be peed or shat upon, but it's not like the stimulation is physical, but rather psychological.
Like with most things sexual its 75% in the head.
Yup.
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:23:22 AM
Like with most things sexual its 75% in the head.
I don't know. 75% of the pain certainly isn't in my head.
It's all well and good to say that there are nerves there that make it worthwhile. That doesn't mean that those nerves negate the pain involved. In fact, I'd argue that they are a major reason for the pain...
The pain can be erotic if you want it to be. A big part of the woman enjoying anal sex is knowing her man is having a blast. If all you're focused on is how uncomfortable it is and hoping it ends as soon as possible, of course you aren't going to have a good time.
Anal doesn't have to be painful.
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:41:59 AM
The pain can be erotic if you want it to be. A big part of the woman enjoying anal sex is knowing her man is having a blast. If all you're focused on is how uncomfortable it is and hoping it ends as soon as possible, of course you aren't going to have a good time.
:mellow:
Wow. Just.. wow.
And what does a man ever do during sex that's painful simply because he knows that his woman is having a blast?
Why wow just wow?
Pain and humiliation work as powerful sexual triggers for a lot of people. I'm personally more into the latter than the former, but it's a fact.
It's a bit disingenuous to start an unbashed thread about anal sex and then be so judgemental about other people's sexual behaviours.
You're under the false impression that symmetry is required or even desired in these matters.
Penetrative sex by definition is a power imbalance. We've been wired this way since the evolution of the phallus.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:49:37 AM
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:41:59 AM
The pain can be erotic if you want it to be. A big part of the woman enjoying anal sex is knowing her man is having a blast. If all you're focused on is how uncomfortable it is and hoping it ends as soon as possible, of course you aren't going to have a good time.
:mellow:
Wow. Just.. wow.
And what does a man ever do during sex that's painful simply because he knows that his woman is having a blast?
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 11:51:27 AM
Why wow just wow?
Pain and humiliation work as powerful sexual triggers for a lot of people. I'm personally more into the latter than the former, but it's a fact.
It's a bit disingenuous to start an unbashed thread about anal sex and then be so judgemental about other people's sexual behaviours.
Fate stated that as if ALL women should be so generous, if they're just willing to put their men before their own pain.
What individuals do in their own house is up to them. I couldn't care less. But he wasn't talking about individuals. He was talking blanket statement that if women were just more giving and less selfish, anal sex would be good for them.
That's pretty much the case. If you really love him you'd relax your sphincter.
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:53:09 AM
You're under the false impression that symmetry is required or even desired in these matters.
Penetrative sex by definition is a power imbalance. We've been wired this way since the evolution of the phallus.
Of course. Sex is for men. What was I thinking?
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.
2nd part for me is. It's probably not as bad has kidney stone pain tho.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:53:09 AM
You're under the false impression that symmetry is required or even desired in these matters.
Penetrative sex by definition is a power imbalance. We've been wired this way since the evolution of the phallus.
Of course. Sex is for men. What was I thinking?
Please, woman. Have you ever been properly dominated? The act of releasing control ain't just pleasurable for the man.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 12:00:55 PM
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.
2nd part for me is. It's probably not as bad has kidney stone pain tho.
That's really good to know. Thanks, GF. :)
Pain and/or humiliation never did anything for me, but that probably surprises no one.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:03:26 PM
Pain and/or humiliation never did anything for me, but that probably surprises no one.
Why are you on Languish?
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 12:02:50 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 12:00:55 PM
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.
2nd part for me is. It's probably not as bad has kidney stone pain tho.
That's really good to know. Thanks, GF. :)
Don't say, I feel like I just told this to my mom.
Holding back ejaculation can be painful.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:32:09 AM
I don't know. 75% of the pain certainly isn't in my head.
It's all well and good to say that there are nerves there that make it worthwhile. That doesn't mean that those nerves negate the pain involved. In fact, I'd argue that they are a major reason for the pain...
You just haven't been trained properly.
Quote from: The Brain on March 28, 2013, 12:05:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:03:26 PM
Pain and/or humiliation never did anything for me, but that probably surprises no one.
Why are you on Languish?
Tim's news articles.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Don't think I ever met any, but I'll take his word for it.
You can take mine as well. :cool:
Me and the wife have talked about it, but strictly in theory.
She is very...nervous about the idea. Which is kind of weird, since I've never even asked. I would try it if she wanted to, but meh, I like vaginal sex a LOT, and it is RIGHT THERE, so I don't have much desire to shove it somewhere else.
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
No, not impossible. Just not likely enough to worry about.
But what are you going to do?
You can't reason someone out of that kind of nervousness, and if they are all nervous, they aren't going to be enjoying it, and if they aren't enjoying it, why bother?
:ph34r:
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
I've never had the first be painful but definitely the second. Assuming you meant those as two separate things. :D
I've enjoyed this thread.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 01:12:44 PM
I've enjoyed this thread.
We know you're a masochist.
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
[WorldofAnal]
It bounced off!
That was close!
Ricochet!
[/WorldofAnal]
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 01:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
I've never had the first be painful but definitely the second. Assuming you meant those as two separate things. :D
Yes, I was.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
That requires a lot of lube!
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 02:18:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
That requires a lot of lube!
Not necessarily. Though this theoretical occurrence was in a different position.
Ass to mouth is hilarious.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 02:18:18 PM
That requires a lot of lube!
Or a really juicy vagina. :ph34r:
Holding hands and sharing an ice cream is less painful than anal, and sometimes less humiliating.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 02:17:12 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
[WorldofAnal]
It bounced off!
That was close!
Ricochet!
[/WorldofAnal]
Future Lettow, you're doing haiku wrong.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 02:30:51 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 02:18:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
That requires a lot of lube!
Not necessarily. Though this theoretical occurrence was in a different position.
:ph34r: It's what she gets for insisting we do this in total fucking darkness.
I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.
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Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
That requires a lot of lube!
Not necessarily. Though this theoretical occurrence was in a different position.
:ph34r: It's what she gets for insisting we do this in total fucking darkness.
:huh:
Anyway it could have been caused by a distraction-- like maybe the TV showing the 1996 Olympics could have been left on or something.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 12:00:55 PM
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.
2nd part for me is. It's probably not as bad has kidney stone pain tho.
Maybe this confusion is due to either us men not actually discussing this issue in any way (so, duude, how does your ejaculation feel like?) or you are making some convoluted joke I just don't get, but my penis doesn't work that way.
While I like the look of the surrounding terrain...I have no desire to drive the Hershey highway.
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.
I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 28, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
While I like the look of the surrounding terrain...I have no desire to drive the Hershey highway.
The drones want you to.
Quote from: Neil on March 28, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.
I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.
Only has sex standing up, as any other position could be perceived as weakness.
Quote from: merithyn on March 28, 2013, 11:49:37 AM
Quote from: Fate on March 28, 2013, 11:41:59 AM
The pain can be erotic if you want it to be. A big part of the woman enjoying anal sex is knowing her man is having a blast. If all you're focused on is how uncomfortable it is and hoping it ends as soon as possible, of course you aren't going to have a good time.
:mellow:
Wow. Just.. wow.
And what does a man ever do during sex that's painful simply because he knows that his woman is having a blast?
All sorts of things. Vigorous sex can involve muscle pain in exactly the same way any vigorous physical activity, but one continues even if fast sex feels like nothing to them and their legs hurt (or arm hurts, in rapid digital penetration), or if they're in an awkward position, or whatever, because it's still awesome, because their partner thinks it's awesome.
Beyond that, some women like to cause pain or discomfort, because it turns 'em on. That's hardly a male-only thing.
Personally, I have no fascination with anal. Generally more trouble than it's worth, with all the prep work and gear to do it right. Anal has the few times I've done always been a largely negative experience. Might try it again some time (and do it right, rather than very wrong :D ) but I won't die unsatisfied if I don't.
Now, if you'd asked, "what's the fascination with facials," I do have a series of informative pamphlets...
P.S.: Now analingus is rad. Some folks dig giving and receiving that, and it's clearly a nice thing to do for someone. All of the taboo, none of the fuss.
Ewwwwwww
Man, whatever. At least you're not setting yourself up for a UTI. Ass tastes way better than cranberry juice.
Quote from: Ideologue on March 28, 2013, 09:10:46 PM
P.S.: Now analingus is rad. Some folks dig giving and receiving that, and it's clearly a nice thing to do for someone. All of the taboo, none of the fuss.
Few things say "I care".
Ewwwwwwwwww
you can keep your hersey's kisses you sick freaks.
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 09:25:13 PM
you can keep your hersey's kisses you sick freaks.
I know. SICK.
I'm totally an ass man, but I have my limits.
HVC wins the thread. Ide loses. And here I thought I was the biggest pervert on the forum. :wacko:
Quote from: Ideologue on March 28, 2013, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 28, 2013, 09:25:13 PM
hersey's kisses
Oh man, that's great. :lol:
i think i made that up on my own ^_^. Also, enjoy the Hep (c? i always forget which one is the poppy hep)
Does anyone here really like anal? I'm confused.
Ed does. But he has to have lube and feel comfortable first. He's sensitive back there.
Quote from: Queequeg on March 28, 2013, 09:47:14 PM
Does anyone here really like anal? I'm confused.
Garbon and grallon?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:48:01 PM
Ed does. But he has to have lube and feel comfortable first. He's sensitive back there.
:pinch:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 09:48:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:48:01 PM
Ed does. But he has to have lube and feel comfortable first. He's sensitive back there.
:pinch:
I have candles and incense. Prepare to be woo-ed.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:49:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 28, 2013, 09:48:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:48:01 PM
Ed does. But he has to have lube and feel comfortable first. He's sensitive back there.
:pinch:
I have candles and incense. Prepare to be woo-ed.
Wear the bunny suit.
Quote from: garbon on March 28, 2013, 01:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.
I've never had the first be painful but definitely the second. Assuming you meant those as two separate things. :D
I've never found the first painful, either, but I've always held back through self-control. But there's also the possiblity of holding back with, uhm, mechanical aid which apparantly is usually painful (and therefore, some people are into it). My understanding is that using mechanical aid for it can lead to permanent physical damage, so even if it wasn't painful, it wouldn't be something I'd care to try--that's an area I really prefer not to suffer any permanent damage.
Does this device have a name? I've never heard of such a thing. Have folks who use it just tried the "not fucking for a minute" technique?
Clearly you don't understand the point.
Or the adult sex toys industry.
Nope. Blindspot, I guess.
Quote from: Ideologue on March 28, 2013, 10:14:54 PM
Does this device have a name? I've never heard of such a thing. Have folks who use it just tried the "not fucking for a minute" technique?
or the "think of baseball statistics" technique?
Quote from: Ideologue on March 28, 2013, 10:14:54 PM
Does this device have a name? I've never heard of such a thing. Have folks who use it just tried the "not fucking for a minute" technique?
AFAIK, there isn't just one devise; there are different devises one could use. Don't know the names of any of them.
Quote from: Neil on March 28, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.
I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.
@ Marti - Hardly. I don't embarrass easily, especially in the bedroom with my spouse. I'm willing to try just about anyting once - and if I like it, a lot more times. ;)
@ Neil - That's too much work. I'm barely keeping my head above water making life for everyone else better. I am a mom, after all.
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2013, 12:08:46 PM
Don't say, I feel like I just told this to my mom.
Yes, well, I appear to be the mom of Languish, so.... make sure you eat your veggies and clean up well after anal sex. :hug:
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 28, 2013, 12:36:31 PM
But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous, of course.
Not totally impossible, actually :ph34r:
:ph34r:
Agreed.
Quote from: merithyn on March 29, 2013, 08:33:57 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 28, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 28, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.
I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.
@ Marti - Hardly. I don't embarrass easily, especially in the bedroom with my spouse. I'm willing to try just about anyting once - and if I like it, a lot more times. ;)
I'm now imagining Meri like Sheila on Shameless. ^_^
Quote from: garbon on March 29, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
I'm now imagining Meri like Sheila on Shameless. ^_^
More like Cindy Walsh from
90210 going doggy style. Woof!
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboryssnorc.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F05%2Fcusackeggplant.jpg&hash=888cef6f47dc259f1c19a3ac028843e4e32c139e)
Now I have to go and clean all this up.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 29, 2013, 09:06:27 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 29, 2013, 08:55:08 AM
I'm now imagining Meri like Sheila on Shameless. ^_^
More like Cindy Walsh from 90210 going doggy style. Woof!
:unsure:
I know neither of these two women...
SFG likes it. A lot. We probably do it once a month, sometimes more often than that.
Quote from: fahdiz on March 29, 2013, 11:18:13 AM
SFG likes it. A lot. We probably do it once a month, sometimes more often than that.
Perv
So you are a misogynist! I knew it all along. :D
Quote from: Ideologue on March 29, 2013, 12:26:12 PM
So you are a misogynist! I knew it all along. :D
:D
On the contrary. When the lady tells you "destroy that ass", you say "yes ma'am!!"
I'm turned on.
Quote from: fahdiz on March 29, 2013, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 29, 2013, 12:26:12 PM
So you are a misogynist! I knew it all along. :D
:D
On the contrary. When the lady tells you "destroy that ass", you say "yes ma'am!!"
:o No proper lady ever says that!
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 04:36:33 PM
I'm turned on.
I'm too desensitized to pornography. This thread is weaker than AOL chat rooms circa 1995.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 29, 2013, 09:06:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 29, 2013, 04:36:33 PM
I'm turned on.
I'm too desensitized to pornography. This thread is weaker than AOL chat rooms circa 1995.
Right? I'd have gotten at least a penis pic by now if not an mpeg.
Quote from: derspiess on March 29, 2013, 08:33:11 PM
:o No proper lady ever says that!
Obviously, some of us are married to/dating women who aren't "proper ladies" in your book, then.
I'm not sure what about anal my gf likes, but I'm not exactly going to complain when she asks for it. ;)
I may or may not have been kidding : :secret:
What he means to say is, he's the one that likes anal.
Reduces the demand for whore pills, however.
I'm not use what the fascination is. It sure seems hot though and I have to step up my efforts to partake. Maybe the forbidden nature and it being a few steps up from sex. Other factors too of course. Wonder if there's been a study
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 29, 2013, 11:41:55 PM
Reduces the demand for whore pills, however.
No, as Sandra Fluke pointed out the consumption of whore pills is not related to how much sex you are having.
Quote from: merithyn on March 29, 2013, 08:33:57 AM
@ Neil - That's too much work. I'm barely keeping my head above water making life for everyone else better. I am a mom, after all.
I dunno. My sister-in-law is always keep score and playing politics. Then again, she stays at home.
Quote from: Viking on March 30, 2013, 06:34:41 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 29, 2013, 11:41:55 PM
Reduces the demand for whore pills, however.
No, as Sandra Fluke pointed out the consumption of whore pills is not related to how much sex you are having.
Indeed. Some people take them, or eschew them, for purely hormonal reasons.
Sandra flake can buy her own damn pills.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
Sandra flake can buy her own damn pills.
When your HMO says the same thing about your chemotherapy pills you'll have a change of heart... unless that's where the cancer is...
but seriously, she was taking female hormone pills for non-contraceptive reasons. These hormone pills just happen to have a nasty side effect, temporary infertility.
No pills for fatties.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
No pills for fatties.
So you are all for fat acceptance?
The Patriarchy enables fatties, what with all the baking and sandwich-making. Let alone pregnancies. Stop enabling.
Quote from: katmai on March 30, 2013, 08:13:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
No pills for fatties.
So you are all for fat acceptance?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlzB3KsU.jpg&hash=651ef0011e8f2f79487e9dde2633c97ba8eba707)
Quote from: Ideologue on March 30, 2013, 08:14:12 PM
The Patriarchy enables fatties, what with all the baking and sandwich-making. Let alone pregnancies. Stop enabling.
Women should stay in the kitchen. Outside of getting anally fucked.
A thread made for me!
No doubt most if not everything has been said about it already but, since I'm unique, my perspective was obviously missing.
...
The crudest way of thinking about anal sex is: domination. The very fact that one of the partner is being penetrated suggests this. Even more so as the... doorway is not made for it. However as one of my ex lovers once said: "You think you control me when you fuck me? I rather think that you service me..."
Which illustrates, if that needed to be stressed, that sex is a mind construct.
Then there is the notion of transgression. The anus is not made to be breached - rather it exists to contain. While very proud of our first poops when we are little - we quickly acquire the disdain for feces since... well... they are messy and they stink. So indulging in anal sex also means fiddling with a taboo. Which, obviously, makes it exciting.
If you are a lesbian, anal sex is often a way to compensate your lack of (hunger for?) ... 'penetrating power'. Again we return to the 'domination' aspect...
And of course, if you are a Priapic practitioner, anal sex represents one of the highest form of intimacy between males. As such, it acquires an almost 'religious' aspect; that of a communion otherwise unavailable in most other forms of intimacies.
So I would say that the lust for power is the most constant underlying influence when it comes to anal sex.
Take your pick Mery dear...
G.
:lmfao:
Nope.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 08:32:51 PM
Nope.
but you endorse paying for their treatment at the emergency room when they show up with a heart attack? Or do you endorse the Ron Paul Health Care Plan?
Quote from: garbon on March 30, 2013, 08:28:19 PM
:lmfao:
Ahh... vacuous 'garbonesqueries' as expected. ^_^
I was tempted to say 'more sweet nothings' - but with all the chemical aftertaste, they are hardly 'sweet'
G.
Quote from: Viking on March 30, 2013, 08:36:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 08:32:51 PM
Nope.
but you endorse paying for their treatment at the emergency room when they show up with a heart attack? Or do you endorse the Ron Paul Health Care Plan?
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlzB3KsU.jpg&hash=651ef0011e8f2f79487e9dde2633c97ba8eba707)
That cat is distracting Ed... <_<
G.
Quote from: Grallon on March 30, 2013, 08:42:41 PM
That cat is distracting Ed... <_<
G.
We'll see how long Viking takes until he realizes I've been trolling Meri and I really don't care about health policy. Or discussing it with him.
Quote from: Grallon on March 30, 2013, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 30, 2013, 08:28:19 PM
:lmfao:
Ahh... vacuous 'garbonesqueries' as expected. ^_^
I was tempted to say 'more sweet nothings' - but with all the chemical aftertaste, they are hardly 'sweet'
G.
Oh don't stop on my account. Pray, please do continue.
I miss our grallon. I wish he would stop by more often.
If I was spiteful, I'd point out that when he does show up, I wish he had something worth saying.
You are spiteful.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2013, 08:44:30 PM
We'll see how long Viking takes until he realizes I've been trolling Meri and I really don't care about health policy. Or discussing it with him.
Meri realized it ages ago. ;)
Quote from: garbon on March 31, 2013, 03:48:47 AM
If I was spiteful, I'd point out that when he does show up, I wish he had something worth saying.
I don't come here to cozen your ego by agreeing with whatever flavor of the week opinion floats on the shallow moat that passes for your brain.
G.
Quote from: Grallon on April 01, 2013, 09:07:38 AM
I don't come here to cozen your ego by agreeing with whatever flavor of the week opinion floats on the shallow moat that passes for your brain.
G.
No instead you aspire to be our own resident amateur psychologist in the vein of Freud.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 28, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2013, 08:40:45 AM
The taboo and the tightness. And the dominance.
Pretty much, yeah. I remember some comedian say how guys really don't think about it until she says "no", then we try our damnedest to get in there.
And some chicks like it, some don't.
All chicks like anal; some just dont know it yet.
Quote from: derspiess on March 28, 2013, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 28, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
As Money said, some chicks like it though.
Don't think I ever met any, but I'll take his word for it.
If you do it right it gets their g spot indirectly
Wifey & I gave it a go a couple of times when we first started dating, like 17 years ago -- once to (my) Conclusion, the 2nd time aborted prematurely. Wasn't her thing, she said that it felt like "Pooping In Reverse."
And then a few weeks ago we gave it another go. Did not go well. Was kind of dark, I was having trouble Acquiring The Target at first, and when I finally found it I kind of ended up cramming in there all at once. Quite the Mood Killer for her. We probably won't be revisiting this topic again...
:ccr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Quote from: C.C.R. on April 02, 2013, 09:08:39 AM
Wifey & I gave it a go a couple of times when we first started dating, like 17 years ago -- once to (my) Conclusion, the 2nd time aborted prematurely. Wasn't her thing, she said that it felt like "Pooping In Reverse."
And then a few weeks ago we gave it another go. Did not go well. Was kind of dark, I was having trouble Acquiring The Target at first, and when I finally found it I kind of ended up cramming in there all at once. Quite the Mood Killer for her. We probably won't be revisiting this topic again...
:ccr
Some really good advice I read in Penthouse about buggery was for the guy to position himself and then let the girl do the pushing. Let her be the one with the foot on the gas. That way you get less :o
Quote from: derspiess on March 29, 2013, 08:33:11 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 29, 2013, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 29, 2013, 12:26:12 PM
So you are a misogynist! I knew it all along. :D
:D
On the contrary. When the lady tells you "destroy that ass", you say "yes ma'am!!"
:o No proper lady ever says that!
Thank goodness.
Tangentially related but I couldn't help but post this on languish from this week's Savage Love (and kudos to the Baltimore City Paper which seems to always post the week's column earliest(earlier?). :D
http://citypaper.com/news/columns/savage-love-1.1466711
QuoteI am trying to understand some sexual fantasies I have. They involve having sex with a woman who has a penis. Sometimes I fantasize that my wife grew a penis. The fantasies started when we first tried pegging a few years ago. We recently had our first child and can no longer find the time for such kinky sex. These transsexual fantasies have caused a large strain in our relationship, and I don't understand why I am having them or what I should do about them. I do not want to engage in a relationship with another person, I just want to know if it's normal to have these fantasies.
Normal? No, most men don't fantasize about their wives sprouting penises, CBH, so your fantasy isn't normative. But no one's sexual fantasy is. Fantasies are subjective and personal. Some are more common than others—a desire to be spanked, for instance—but even the most common sexual fantasies appeal only to small subsets of people.
Here's what you should do about your fantasies for now: Shut up and fantasize about them. Your sex life has taken a hit because you're new parents; odds are good that your wife doesn't have the time or energy for sex right now without you also asking her to do something impossible (grow a penis) or something risky (give you the OK to get this fantasy fulfilled elsewhere). And considering what that pegging awoke in you, CBH, your wife may be experiencing a bad case of pegger's remorse right now. She may worry where your fantasies will ultimately lead, e.g., cheating or leaving. That's not something a new mom (or a new dad) wants to contemplate. So, again, shut the fuck up and beat the fuck off for now. In a year or maybe two, after your sex life has kicked back into gear, your wife might be willing to either explore your fantasies through role-play games or give you a pass to get with a woman with a dick.
To understand more about your fetish, google "gynandromorphophilia.
Well, I learned a new word today.
Not sure how frequently I'll be using it in everyday conversation, though. :hmm:
Quote from: Malthus on April 02, 2013, 05:57:17 PM
Well, I learned a new word today.
Not sure how frequently I'll be using it in everyday conversation, though. :hmm:
You shouldn't always let other people pick the topic of conversation: next time the small talk lulls during a break at work, just ask the question: "do any of you guys fantasize about your wife sprouting a penis and pegging you?" Your opportunity to use the word will come up naturally after that point.
Quote from: alfred russel on April 02, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
You shouldn't always let other people pick the topic of conversation: next time the small talk lulls during a break at work, just ask the question: "do any of you guys fantasize about your wife sprouting a penis and pegging you?" Your opportunity to use the word will come up naturally after that point.
See? This is why I still hang around Languish. I learn so much here.
What's pegging? :unsure:
Quote from: merithyn on April 02, 2013, 09:19:04 PM
What's pegging? :unsure:
Woman wearing a strap on sticking it to a man.
ABOMINATION.
Ed's normal saturday night!
Quote from: katmai on April 02, 2013, 09:22:28 PM
Ed's normal saturday night!
My asshole is a virgin. :goodboy:
Oh, I thought it was when Nathan Bedford Forrest would let the black slaves give him the old seminary two-step while singing "The Union Forever."
Gosh, I was was way wrong.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 02, 2013, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 02, 2013, 09:22:28 PM
Ed's normal saturday night!
My asshole is a virgin. :goodboy:
I bet that's bullshit. Probably needs a shit load of screen doors by now. OH SNAP DIE HARD REF
It does whistle a lot.
/wonders how Ed and Ide eliminate solid waste
I form a closed system that exhibits no sign of entropy.