Please explain the fascination with anal

[CountDeMoney]

Ass to mouth is hilarious.

:barf:

[Admiral Yi]

That requires a lot of lube!

Or a really juicy vagina. 

[The Brain]

Ass to mouth is hilarious.

Depends on the ass.

[The Brain]

Holding hands and sharing an ice cream is less painful than anal, and sometimes less humiliating.

[Neil]

she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous,  of course.

[WorldofAnal]
It bounced off!
That was close!
Ricochet!
[/WorldofAnal]

Future Lettow, you're doing haiku wrong.

[Razgovory]

But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous,  of course.

Not totally impossible, actually

That requires a lot of lube!

Not necessarily.  Though this theoretical occurrence was in a different position.

  It's what she gets for insisting we do this in total fucking darkness.

[Martinus]

I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.

[derspiess]

But the wife is so nervous about the idea, she doesn't even like doggie style because she is afraid it is going to get jammed in there by accident. Which is...well, ridiculous,  of course.

Not totally impossible, actually

That requires a lot of lube!

Not necessarily.  Though this theoretical occurrence was in a different position.

  It's what she gets for insisting we do this in total fucking darkness.

 

Anyway it could have been caused by a distraction-- like maybe the TV showing the 1996 Olympics could have been left on or something.

[Viking]

Holding back Ejaculation, not stoping after it.

Honest question: Is that physically painful? I've heard that it was uncomfortable, but I've never heard painful.

2nd part for me is. It's probably not as bad has kidney stone pain tho.

Maybe this confusion is due to either us men not actually discussing this issue in any way (so, duude, how does your ejaculation feel like?) or you are making some convoluted joke I just don't get, but my penis doesn't work that way.

[Tonitrus]

While I like the look of the surrounding terrain...I have no desire to drive the Hershey highway.

[Neil]

I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.

I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.

[Ed Anger]

While I like the look of the surrounding terrain...I have no desire to drive the Hershey highway.

The drones want you to.

[CountDeMoney]

I think merri is one of these people who need a fuck buddy for the most transgressive sex. It's just too embarrassing to do these things with your own husband/boyfriend/life-partner.

I just get the feeling that she's always keeping score in her war with the patriarchy.

Only has sex standing up, as any other position could be perceived as weakness.

[Ideologue]

The pain can be erotic if you want it to be. A big part of the woman enjoying anal sex is knowing her man is having a blast. If all you're focused on is how uncomfortable it is and hoping it ends as soon as possible, of course you aren't going to have a good time.

Wow. Just.. wow.

And what does a man ever do during sex that's painful simply because he knows that his woman is having a blast?

All sorts of things.  Vigorous sex can involve muscle pain in exactly the same way any vigorous physical activity, but one continues even if fast sex feels like nothing to them and their legs hurt (or arm hurts, in rapid digital penetration), or if they're in an awkward position, or whatever, because it's still awesome, because their partner thinks it's awesome.

Beyond that, some women like to cause pain or discomfort, because it turns 'em on.  That's hardly a male-only thing.

Personally, I have no fascination with anal.  Generally more trouble than it's worth, with all the prep work and gear to do it right.  Anal has the few times I've done always been a largely negative experience.  Might try it again some time (and do it right, rather than very wrong ) but I won't die unsatisfied if I don't. 

Now, if you'd asked, "what's the fascination with facials," I do have a series of informative pamphlets...

P.S.: Now analingus is rad.  Some folks dig giving and receiving that, and it's clearly a nice thing to do for someone.  All of the taboo, none of the fuss.

[Ed Anger]

Ewwwwwww