I just found out I'm going to be the father of twins....again.
I need a stretch van. Or a giant red wagon.
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Dude.
Jeebus. Vasectomy, stat.
I mean, congratulations.
:mad: I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS. Social Security! :rolleyes:
I bow before your potency...or your wifes fertility...or whatever.
Quote from: Brazen on September 15, 2009, 09:31:56 AM
Jeebus. Vasectomy, stat.
I mean, congratulations.
I'm never having my nuts touched with a knife.
But seriously... have fun being poor. :hug:
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WTF dude time to sell your 73" tv to maintain all of them
on the other hand, congratulations :hug:
L.
Quote from: Caliga on September 15, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
:mad: I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS. Social Security! :rolleyes:
Yes you will. I'll pretend to be poor to make sure you do.
One needs an army.
:w00t: :hug:
Congratulations :cheers:
That's a lively 20 years you have ahead of you :D
:lmfao:
Congrats!
Buy a banjo and give into your destiny, Cletus :p
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Congrats! :lmfao:
Quote from: HVC on September 15, 2009, 09:48:42 AM
Buy a banjo and give into your destiny, Cletus :p
One can leave Harlan County but one can never truly escape it. :)
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
Plus, I stole a bottle of that gel.
congrats. now get that vasectomy.
Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
:huh: Siegey?
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
Plus, I stole a bottle of that gel.
:perv: ?
L.
Seriously though. If you won't get cut, and your babies aren't going to be delivered by Cesarean (in which case they can quickly and easily tie her tubes), either you need to put her on the pill or you need to start wrapping. Otherwise, you're going to end up with a reality TV show.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:30:31 AM
I just found out I'm going to be the father of twins....again.
...
Let us hope, for the sake of your
peace of mind sanity, that these are sons. :P
G.
Congrats :)
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Fucking white trash.
SUGGESTION: Sell several of your children to Tamas. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.
keep your door locked at night, else we'll send Timmay over with a knife.
Quote from: saskganesh on September 15, 2009, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.
keep your door locked at night, else we'll send Timmay over with a knife.
He wouldn't even go to KFC for us :weep:
Congratz.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 15, 2009, 10:21:39 AM
Congrats :)
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DP beat me to it. Congrats... are you on your way to Octo-Dad-ness?
:unsure:
Is the other twin normal sized? My aunt and uncle were going to have twins, but one leeched off of the other's amniotic fluid, killing one and leaving the other (the leecher) blind, deaf, unable to control his body movements or vocalizations and profoundly retarded.
Anyway, congrats. I remember when my mom told me that she was going to have twins, I totally fucking freaked. Must be even weirder with you, second pair of twins. You are a fecund couple. Sure you aren't Mormon or part Possum? :lol:
Psellus really knows how to liven up a thread.
Congratulations.
A great gift for your wife on her 18th birthday! :cheers:
:cheers: :unsure:
If they are girls again, will you keep trying?
It's Ed. There is no try. There is only fail.
Quote from: lustindarkness on September 15, 2009, 12:54:22 PM
:cheers: :unsure:
If they are girls again, will you keep trying?
I have a son.
I'll keep going until my wife says that is enough. Which considering the rate we are going, I suspect will be May 2010.
Congrats. Don't let the unsuccessful organisms get you down.
You or your wife appear to have some Mexican blood afterall. Are you Catholics?
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 03:08:44 PM
You or your wife appear to have some Mexican blood afterall. Are you Catholics?
No. Too much kneeling.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 03:08:44 PM
You or your wife appear to have some Mexican blood afterall. Are you Catholics?
No. Too much kneeling.
:( I wanted to claim you for..LA RAZA
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 03:11:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 03:08:44 PM
You or your wife appear to have some Mexican blood afterall. Are you Catholics?
No. Too much kneeling.
:( I wanted to claim you for..LA RAZA
Remember, I've supposedly related to Zachary Taylor. I don't know if his ghost would approve of me mixing with the mexican.
I'm supposedly related to Constantine the Great. I doubt he'd approve of my affiliating myself with the rabble, but here I am. Reach beyond your station dude, you'll find beautiful things.
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 03:16:56 PM
I'm supposedly related to Constantine the Great. I doubt he'd approve of my affiliating myself with the rabble, but here I am. Reach beyond your station dude, you'll find beautiful things.
I never got to nail a beaner chick. :cry:
:nelson: You've gotta learn to wrap it before you tap it, man!
But congrats anyway. :D It would be really cute if they were boys.
Quote from: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 09:32:49 AM
I bow before your potency...or your wifes fertility...or whatever.
Fertility. (Fraternal) twins only occur when multiple eggs ovulate. Technically, you'd need only be virile enough to produce two sperm. :p
Also, WTF MB.
Quote from: Queequeg on September 15, 2009, 12:12:52 PM
:unsure:
Is the other twin normal sized? My aunt and uncle were going to have twins, but one leeched off of the other's amniotic fluid, killing one and leaving the other (the leecher) blind, deaf, unable to control his body movements or vocalizations and profoundly retarded.
Anyway, congrats. I remember when my mom told me that she was going to have twins, I totally fucking freaked. Must be even weirder with you, second pair of twins. You are a fecund couple. Sure you aren't Mormon or part Possum? :lol:
Wow. This dude always knows the right thing to say. :lol:
I hate you MB.
Having problems, BB?
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Having problems, BB?
Yes. I can't get WoW to work in this hotel room. :(
Congratulations!
Congrats.
If they are identical twins, one can go to school, while the other robs a bank. A perfect alibi and a good source of extra income.
Quote from: Barrister on September 15, 2009, 11:57:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 15, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Having problems, BB?
Yes. I can't get WoW to work in this hotel room. :(
Is that what they call it in Canada? :huh:
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.
But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."
Lulz at you.
Lolz,
Grats El jefe.
Congrats! :cheers: :hug:
:cheers:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.
But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."
Lulz at you.
:D
Twins are a blast. Watching them instinctively work together to take out an pushy kid at the park is a hoot.
Quote from: Caliga on September 15, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
:mad: I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS. Social Security! :rolleyes:
Actually, diapers are covered under several federal and state welfare programs. :contract:
Good to see you taking up the mantle, though. :hug:
^_^
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 16, 2009, 09:05:45 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 15, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
:mad: I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS. Social Security! :rolleyes:
Actually, diapers are covered under several federal and state welfare programs. :contract:
Good to see you taking up the mantle, though. :hug:
You aren't reading him carefully enough. He's saying he won't pay for ed's "
fucking diapers". Clearly a reference to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaper_fetishism
Even under Obama, I doubt that's covered by welfare. ;)
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2009, 11:34:07 PM
Wow. This dude always knows the right thing to say. :lol:
:Embarrass:
I know from personal experience that medical complications are far more likely with twins.
Sorry about the down note though. Congrats, MB!
Quote from: Queequeg on September 16, 2009, 12:14:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 15, 2009, 11:34:07 PM
Wow. This dude always knows the right thing to say. :lol:
:Embarrass:
I know from personal experience that medical complications are far more likely with twins.
Sorry about the down note though. Congrats, MB!
I wasn't creeped out. The ob-gyn gave us the low down on the first set. Plus, I watch the
Venture Brothers.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 16, 2009, 07:32:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.
But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."
Lulz at you.
:D
Twins are a blast. Watching them instinctively work together to take out an pushy kid at the park is a hoot.
Are they identical or fraternal?
Which one gets shoved in your thigh? Congrats though.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 16, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 16, 2009, 07:32:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 16, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 15, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.
You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.
But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."
Lulz at you.
:D
Twins are a blast. Watching them instinctively work together to take out an pushy kid at the park is a hoot.
Are they identical or fraternal?
Fraternal. They have that twin witchy powers.
:ccr
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
Quote from: Martinus on September 17, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
Or worse: a Michigan fan.
Quote from: Valmy on September 17, 2009, 09:27:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 17, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
Or worse: a Michigan fan.
EGADSI don't care about the gay, but MICHIGAN? :cry:
Quote from: Valmy on September 17, 2009, 09:27:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 17, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
Or worse: a Michigan fan.
I didn't mean to suggest it's a bad thing. <_<
badness scale:
gay --> Michigan Fan --> MICHIGAN STATE FAN.
Quote from: Valmy on September 17, 2009, 09:27:33 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 17, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
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Quote from: Martinus on September 17, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Congratulations on increasing your chance of having a gay son. :cool:
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Quote from: Ed Anger on September 16, 2009, 07:32:48 AM
:D
Twins are a blast. Watching them instinctively work together to take out an pushy kid at the park is a hoot.
The only thing my younger twin sisters did better than working together was fighting each other. When those two went at it got heated.
Congrats man. :cheers:
How many kids will that be altogether now?
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on September 17, 2009, 06:06:18 PM
How many kids will that be altogether now?
5 plus 1 goddaughter who I treat as one.
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 17, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Seems like he already is, at least where birth control's concerned. ;)
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 17, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 17, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Seems like he already is, at least where birth control's concerned. ;)
Obviously but his wife is also 23(or so). That's fertile time. My sister in law gets pregnant everytime my bro looks at her funny.
I think GF's dad never told him about the birds and bees...
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2009, 06:07:32 PM
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on September 17, 2009, 06:06:18 PM
How many kids will that be altogether now?
5 plus 1 goddaughter who I treat as one.
:cheers: The Anger line will echo across time and generations.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2009, 09:31:38 AM
badness scale:
gay --> Michigan Fan --> MICHIGAN STATE FAN.
Hey! I heard that!
Quote from: Barrister on September 17, 2009, 10:34:52 PM
I may not hate MB after all. Sorry MB.
Behold the awesome power of the pleats. :cheers:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 17, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 17, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Seems like he already is, at least where birth control's concerned. ;)
One of the great things about marriage is, I don't have to worry about that shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:34:52 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 17, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 17, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Seems like he already is, at least where birth control's concerned. ;)
One of the great things about marriage is, I don't have to worry about that shit.
5 kids would seem to argue that you should start to worry about it...
Quote from: Barrister on September 18, 2009, 11:36:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:34:52 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on September 17, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 17, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
That's great squad.
You will be un stoppable.
Seems like he already is, at least where birth control's concerned. ;)
One of the great things about marriage is, I don't have to worry about that shit.
5 kids would seem to argue that you should start to worry about it...
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Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
My work blocks imageshack. Your witty picture response is useless against me. :menace:
Quote from: Barrister on September 18, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
My work blocks imageshack. Your witty picture response is useless against me. :menace:
GODDAMN THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT!
Quote from: Barrister on September 18, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
My work blocks imageshack. Your witty picture response is useless against me. :menace:
I still wanna know if you were hinting at anything. :(
Quote from: Malthus on September 18, 2009, 01:01:51 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 18, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
My work blocks imageshack. Your witty picture response is useless against me. :menace:
I still wanna know if you were hinting at anything. :(
Your concern over whether or not I hate Monkeybutt is touching. :hug:
I'll second the motion to name it Esteban.
Congrats and good luck. :D
The question on everyone's mind: What type of succession law will you establish?
Quote from: FunkMonk on October 20, 2009, 07:01:03 PM
The question on everyone's mind: What type of succession law will you establish?
Frankish Law.
Grats!
FOUR kids? How do you ...err distribute your inheritance?
Quote from: Monoriu on October 20, 2009, 09:22:22 PM
Grats!
FOUR kids? How do you ...err distribute your inheritance?
5.
He already has two twin girls and a son.
OMG timmay broke teh sanctity!
Give 'im the axe.
Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2009, 11:54:48 PM
Give 'im the axe.
Swap him for me! I'll promise to behave and not piss DraMartinus off. Much. :goodboy:
5 kids.
1 x doctor
1 x lawyer
1 x investment banker
1 x engineer
1 x accountant
Now that's diversification :contract:
Quote from: Monoriu on October 20, 2009, 09:22:22 PM
Grats!
FOUR kids? How do you ...err distribute your inheritance?
Current will is the wife gets the Ohio properties, business interests and cash(she is beneficiary to the life insurance), while the kids (plus my goddaughter) will each get some cash and a share in the Kentucky property with the wife. With the proviso that that land stays in the family. Plus I have cash set aside for my parents if they are still around.
Enough to miss me when I'm gone, and not enough to kill me over. :P
I could kill you over and over.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 07:50:41 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on October 20, 2009, 09:22:22 PM
Grats!
FOUR kids? How do you ...err distribute your inheritance?
Current will is the wife gets the Ohio properties, business interests and cash(she is beneficiary to the life insurance), while the kids (plus my goddaughter) will each get some cash and a share in the Kentucky property with the wife. With the proviso that that land stays in the family. Plus I have cash set aside for my parents if they are still around.
Enough to miss me when I'm gone, and not enough to kill me over. :P
Can I get the Challenger on the will? Your wife already told me she won't let me even drive it.
:P
I'm going to be entombed in that car, then the thing will be set on fire.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 01:13:57 PM
I'm going to be entombed in that car, then the thing will be set on fire.
That will be a moving Viking-esque funeral. :(
Then the car's gas tank will explode and your family will be taken out as well.
Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO. :menace:
I am needed in Valhalla for Ragnarök.
Remember to die in the in the saddle like Attila.
Quote from: PDH on October 21, 2009, 01:34:15 PM
Remember to die in the in the saddle like Attila.
Knowing my luck, I'll die like Aetius.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: PDH on October 21, 2009, 01:34:15 PM
Remember to die in the in the saddle like Attila.
Knowing my luck, I'll die like Aetius.
Cutting off your right hand with your left is a bad idea.
If only MB's wife had seen this sign in time. :(
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What good would it do? She'd have to be able to read.
Quote from: PDH on October 21, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 21, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: PDH on October 21, 2009, 01:34:15 PM
Remember to die in the in the saddle like Attila.
Knowing my luck, I'll die like Aetius.
Cutting off your right hand with your left is a bad idea.
^_^
Apollinaris Sidonius quotes brightens a thread.
I think with the rash of pregnancies here, I need to knock up some extra women to keep my lead.
I have a rash that's older than your wife.
Potential names
Boy:
William Tecumseh
Nicholas (maybe Davout for a middle name)
Alexander
Henry
Girl:
Morgan
Alexandra
Elizabeth
Allison
Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Congratulations! :)
QuoteMorgan
Isn't that guy's name?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
Quote from: miglia on October 26, 2009, 08:02:57 PM
Congratulations! :)
QuoteMorgan
Isn't that guy's name?
Morgan is dual use.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
Yowza. Does the little missus know about her and the background story? I know she was 9 at the time.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
Yowza. Does the little missus know about her and the background story? I know she was 9 at the time.
Yep. Told her that, and the visits to the her grave I do every so often. Even went with me to pay her respects.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:19:20 PMYep. Told her that, and the visits to the her grave I do every so often. Even went with me to pay her respects.
I'll give it a few more years before she starts to give you shit about still being in love with a dead chick.
I hope not. That is a line she better not ever cross.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
I hope not. That is a line she better not ever cross.
I hope not, either. But chicks have a habit of inflicting that sort of stupid pain. There will be a time when something little will happen, and she'll try to be snarky and snap at you, and that's when she'll mention it. They can't help themselves. They drive more shit into the ground than Berkut on a posting bender.
Then again, that would give you a reason to smack her around, and then tell us about it. Slowly. With adjectives.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
:hug: :hug: :hug:
I hate drunk drivers. :mad:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
Whoa! :cry:
Instead of Morgan, why not Morgana?
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
Wow. :weep: :(
Quote from: Korea on October 26, 2009, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2009, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
William Tecumseh
We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant. Hammer and anvil, baby.
QuoteMelissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)
You need to elaborate on that one. Need the backstory. PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.
Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.
:hug: :hug: :hug:
I hate drunk drivers. :mad:
The only girl I ever loved was named Melisa, but she dumped me for an unemployed construction worker because he had really neat tatoos.
Come to think of it, she should've been in a car accident.
Why not?
V
Quote from: Valdemar on October 27, 2009, 06:25:12 AM
Why not?
V
Nope. Morgan is dual use like the name Riley. Both boys and girls.
Wouldn't have expected Ed to jump on that wagon.
Girl should only be called Morgan if it's black with a soothing voice.
Quote from: Syt on October 27, 2009, 01:03:35 PM
Girl should only be called Morgan if it's black with a soothing voice.
:mad:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebritiesfans.com%2FPic%2Fmorganfairchild.jpg&hash=fab0c228b04c6542b936ac2ca0fdb0221e0176e2)
... or albino? :unsure:
:o :(
:console:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 10:25:49 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on October 27, 2009, 06:25:12 AM
Why not?
V
Nope. Morgan is dual use like the name Riley. Both boys and girls.
Yeah... Except only a hillbilly would name a girl Riley.
Quote from: Maximus on October 27, 2009, 12:49:00 PM
Wouldn't have expected Ed to jump on that wagon.
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Bandwagon, using formerly masculine names for girls to make them seem stronger.
Quote from: Maximus on October 27, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Bandwagon, using formerly masculine names for girls to make them seem stronger.
Morgan has been a chick name for decades now. So no biggie.
It is also getting increasingly harder to come up with names that won't be warped by kids in school. Fucking little taunting twerps.
Hell I don't care if you call her Summer Rain. Just surprised is all.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: Maximus on October 27, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Bandwagon, using formerly masculine names for girls to make them seem stronger.
Morgan has been a chick name for decades now. So no biggie.
It is also getting increasingly harder to come up with names that won't be warped by kids in school. Fucking little taunting twerps.
Any name can be turned into a taunt. Don't worry about it.
What's driving me crazy in the very preliminary 'lets throw some baby names around' talk is my wife's absolute horror at the possibility someone might add an "ee" sound to the end (think Johnnie or Davey Susie), since both of our names already end in an "ee" sound.
And Morgan is a terrible name.
Nothing has been decided yet. I've at least gotten shit like McKenzie tossed out. I've got months more of naming hell to suffer through.
I lost Flavius Aetius though. :( :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 03:50:02 PM
Nothing has been decided yet. I've at least gotten shit like McKenzie tossed out. I've got months more of naming hell to suffer through.
I lost Flavius Aetius though. :( :P
Good for you. I have also put my foot down at any name that should be a surname, not a first name.
Never trust a man with two first names.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 03:50:02 PM
Nothing has been decided yet. I've at least gotten shit like McKenzie tossed out. I've got months more of naming hell to suffer through.
I lost Flavius Aetius though. :( :P
See, to me Morgan is exactly the same as McKenzie.
I nominate Hilario if it's a boy :P
Quote from: HVC on October 27, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
I nominate Hilario if it's a boy :P
not. a. chance.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 27, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
I nominate Hilario if it's a boy :P
not. a. chance.
Come on, i thought you like me :( :D
At worst the kid will be called hilarious. there are a lot worse taunts out there for other names heh
Quote from: HVC on October 27, 2009, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 27, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
I nominate Hilario if it's a boy :P
not. a. chance.
Come on, i thought you like me :( :D
At worst the kid will be called hilarious. there are a lot worse taunts out there for other names heh
you are a good egg.
plant.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 04:45:29 PM
you are a good egg.
plant.
Ha. well played sir, well played.
Quote from: Maximus on October 27, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Bandwagon, using formerly masculine names for girls to make them seem stronger.
If it's a son they should call him Sue.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: Maximus on October 27, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 27, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
Which wagon? Band wagon? Turnip wagon? Hay wagon?
Bandwagon, using formerly masculine names for girls to make them seem stronger.
Morgan has been a chick name for decades now. So no biggie.
It is also getting increasingly harder to come up with names that won't be warped by kids in school. Fucking little taunting twerps.
Besides, no loving parent would name their son Morgan.
We had a guy one grade under us who was named Morgan. He thought he was the coolest guy ever, always talking shit and generally acting like a junior high douche. So one day, I started calling him 'Big M, little organ', and it stuck. Forever.
It's just too easy.
A boy and girl, 1.5 moths premature and delivered via c-section at 2am or so. They just couldn't wait one more damn day for the Ides of March. Or another fucking month. Damn kids these days. <_<
Both kids in NICU, seem to be fine, but won't know that for a bit.
I'm fucking tired.
:cool:
:cheers:
And all the best. :)
Prediction: next pregnancy to be announced in June, at latest. :P
:cheers:
Hope they are home soon. :)
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
:cheers:
And all the best. :)
Prediction: next pregnancy to be announced in June, at latest. :P
Nah. The pregnancies are getting harder for her, and 5 is enough.
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
:cheers:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 10:49:20 AM
Nah. The pregnancies are getting harder for her, and 5 is enough.
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
Who said anything about your wife? :huh:
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2010, 10:57:12 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 10:49:20 AM
Nah. The pregnancies are getting harder for her, and 5 is enough.
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
Who said anything about your wife? :huh:
Off to the senior prom to find another ... :D
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 10:49:20 AM
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
Does your wife know, or did you just pass the doc a 50 before he went into the operating room? :P
Congrats :)
Grats Ed. Hope mom and babies are doing well. :)
Congratulations Ed
:cheers:
Quote from: Malthus on March 14, 2010, 11:04:24 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2010, 10:57:12 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 10:49:20 AM
Nah. The pregnancies are getting harder for her, and 5 is enough.
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
Who said anything about your wife? :huh:
Off to the senior prom to find another ... :D
I'll take my Challenger and pick up some prime senior jailbait at the local high schools.
Anyways, the names:
Alexander Nicolas Sherman
Yes, I snuck in the destroyer of Atlanta in there. Also, part of Davout's name too. Me nerd.
Jennifer Melissa
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
Anyways, the names:
Alexander Nicolas Sherman
Yes, I snuck in the destroyer of Atlanta in there. Also, part of Davout's name too. Me nerd.
Should have added a Joachim, too.
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2010, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
Anyways, the names:
Alexander Nicolas Sherman
Yes, I snuck in the destroyer of Atlanta in there. Also, part of Davout's name too. Me nerd.
Should have added a Joachim, too.
After Murat? nah.
After Joachim Steuben from
Hammer's Slammers? Too psychopathic gay.
Congrats! :cheers: :hug:
Grats el jefe
Congratulations! :cheers: :hug:
L.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 10:49:20 AM
Plus they fixed her while in there. :)
Oh thank goddness :P
:smoke:
Congrats.
Hera was spayed?
More white kids to keep our people around just that much longer! :P
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 14, 2010, 06:52:27 PM
More white kids to keep our people around just that much longer! :P
:yeahright:
The sooner we get assimilated into the Mexican race, the better. :)
Congrats. :cheers:
Now, your poor third kid... all alone with no twin. :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 14, 2010, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 14, 2010, 04:07:43 PM
Anyways, the names:
Alexander Nicolas Sherman
Yes, I snuck in the destroyer of Atlanta in there. Also, part of Davout's name too. Me nerd.
Should have added a Joachim, too.
After Murat? nah.
After Joachim Steuben from Hammer's Slammers? Too psychopathic gay.
Naming your kid after a Slammer would be a fittiing tribute to the venerable series.
Ed's personal Mengele experiments continue successfully.
Congrats Ed :)
V
:cheers:
So now you'll start adopting, Madonna style, right? :P
Quote from: Pitiful Pathos on March 14, 2010, 07:01:09 PM
Congrats. :cheers:
Now, your poor third kid... all alone with no twin. :P
The older twins have already began using him in their little twin plots against me. They are all against me.
Congratulations Ed :cheers:
Now, get back to work, you'll need several million dollars to put them all through school :D
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on March 15, 2010, 12:22:22 PM
Congratulations Ed :cheers:
Now, get back to work, you'll need several million dollars to put them all through school :D
They can go to a public university. So, at the current rate at Ohio State, 32K for 4 years. Each. I can handle that.
Not counting private school if the public schools piss me off with textbooks from 1950 and fruity environmental shit.
:cheers:
Looks like Alexander may have to stay in the NICU for awhile. He has that premature apnea that they think is caused by not being in the oven long enough. They say once a bit of time passes, his system should develop enough for this shit to disappear. So I've got some months to develop the ulcer worrying about it.
I think I'm gong to start guzzling the Jack Daniels now. Or something.
:(
I have: tons of bourbon in my bar if you need me to loan a bottle.
Quote from: Caliga on March 19, 2010, 06:17:18 PM
:(
I have: tons of bourbon in my bar if you need me to loan a bottle.
Thanks, but my former boss was a believer in giving out booze, and I have a huge stockpile.
I thought you didn't drink Ed. :mellow:
I don't.
:console:
Update:
Alexander seems to be doing slightly better, with him freaking the nurses out less during the night. Still does it by not breathing, but the week showed a slight improvement on that score.
Jennifer seems to be doing fine.
Also, I finally got my wife back from the Hospital. I tried to return her for a refund and a newer model, but all sales were final. *rimshot*
Held the grand celebration cook-out/kegger today in celebration of my kids being born. Much food consumed and booze drunk by my friends. I sat on my throne of plastic and was amused by my vassals.
:)
Is the boy going to be okay?
Hang in there, Ed :)
Just saw your latest news. I hope young Alexander is showing further improvement.
Quote from: Jaron on March 27, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
Is the boy going to be okay?
The Docs and NICU nurses seem to think so.
Glad to hear Alexander is doing better. Your planned conquest of Persia must be done even if you get assasinated.
Quote from: Tamas on March 28, 2010, 09:00:19 AM
Glad to hear Alexander is doing better. Your planned conquest of Persia must be done even if you get assasinated.
:lol:
I've turned into Val Kilmer! :(
:)
:hug:
Premie boys like to cause as much trouble as possible. Thankfully, they generally come out just fine.
Eh on the names, though. Really? Alexander and Jennifer? Poor babies. :(
Yes, should have gone with Jak. :)
:lol:
I always wanted Flavius Aetius. But nooooooooooooooooooooo. Too weird they say. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Caliga on April 06, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
Yes, should have gone with Jak. :)
Jak's stupid, too. Jackson, on the other hand, is awesome. :cool:
If I had a son named Jackson I'd teach him how to sing "Rosie" when he was like three years old. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on April 06, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
If I had a son named Jackson I'd teach him how to sing "Rosie" when he was like three years old. :cool:
JACKSON BROWNE SUCKS
:mad:
Baba Booey has a son named Jackson, but I couldn't think of a way to work that in.
Quote from: Caliga on April 06, 2010, 07:27:51 PM
:mad:
Baba Booey has a son named Jackson, but I couldn't think of a way to work that in.
If I was Tamas, I'd whine that you are hijacking my thread and threaten to close it.
But I'm cool. But your bands and singers suck.
:ultra: there is nothing wrong with Alexander!!!!1
Quote from: merithyn on April 06, 2010, 06:57:25 PM
Eh on the names, though. Really? Alexander and Jennifer? Poor babies. :(
Regular names are just fine. Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.
Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.
Thank you. I use generally recognized spellings and tossed names with white trashy taint to them:
Like Alicia, Crystal, Tricia and Jayden.
And Timberly. WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KIDS TIMBERLY?
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 06, 2010, 07:44:51 PM
And Timberly. WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KIDS TIMBERLY?
Timberly Ortiz's parents?
Timberly? Egads.
Alexander will be my son's name if I ever have one, sorry el jefe.
The Timberly story:
It is November '06, and I'm in the hospital to have my Ilazrov Fixator removed. This incredibly hot, young nurse starts fussing with me pre surgery, and well, I start flirting. But she tells me her name is Timberly and I lose interest, as my mind stuggles with such a retarded name. Then the drugs kick in, and never see that fine ass again.
Who's Ilazrov Fixator?
A fixator is some thing they use to help broken bones grow back into shape right or something like that.
Quote from: Razgovory on April 06, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
Who's Ilazrov Fixator?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilizarov_apparatus
I misspelled the Russian's name. Oh well.
Quote from: Neil on April 06, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
Regular names are just fine. Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.
Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.
Nothing wrong with regular names, but those are two of the most common names around. There are three Alex's (two boys, one girl) in Ri's class of 22 kids. At least Jennifer isn't as popular as it was when I was a kid, but it's still a little too common for me.
That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well. :hug:
Quote from: merithyn on April 06, 2010, 10:48:47 PM
That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well. :hug:
I dunno, they might look like Ed.
Alexander would've been the name of choice for my son if it wasn't the name of my reaterded dumbass cousin :mad:
Happy to see *your* Alexander is doing well, though :hug:
L.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 06, 2010, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 06, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
If I had a son named Jackson I'd teach him how to sing "Rosie" when he was like three years old. :cool:
JACKSON BROWNE SUCKS
Jackson Browne is one of the most successful wifebeaters ever. I say WIN.
Quote from: merithyn on April 06, 2010, 10:48:47 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 06, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
Regular names are just fine. Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.
Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.
Nothing wrong with regular names, but those are two of the most common names around. There are three Alex's (two boys, one girl) in Ri's class of 22 kids. At least Jennifer isn't as popular as it was when I was a kid, but it's still a little too common for me.
That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well. :hug:
And that's where you make your mistake, assuming that common is bad. That's the sort for thing that washes people up on the rocks of ridiculous, inappropriate names.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 07, 2010, 05:36:24 AM
Jackson Browne is one of the most successful wifebeaters ever. I say WIN.
It amuses me that he beat Daryl Hannah... almost as much as it amuses me that Axl Rose beat Stephanie Seymour.
Quote from: Neil on April 07, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
And that's where you make your mistake, assuming that common is bad. That's the sort for thing that washes people up on the rocks of ridiculous, inappropriate names.
Ridiculous names are at their worst when they are Ebonics ridiculous. Naming your kid "Ja'Quan" is a pretty good way of guaranteeing that they'll never have a real career, unless it happens to be in professional basketball.
Dammit. :weep:
Jesus, just convert to Mormon and get it over with. :wacko:
Is it the wife or one of the mistresses?
uh god I can't believe it! :huh:
L.
Tubal ligation apparently is only ~94% effective. :lol:
Put that thing away!
Well, congratulatons.
Lots of Languish babies of late. The future of this forum is assured.
wtf?!
Good gawd, man.
Holy shit! That's amazing man!
Congrats! :cheers:
:cheers:
Cripple powah! :w00t:
Christ Boner, lay off the tiger penis.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 26, 2011, 01:25:20 PM
Christ Boner, lay off the tiger penis.
I have Tiger Blood.
I'm doing my part to stem the brown tide.
That sounded too Slargos-y. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 02:45:10 PM
I'm doing my part to stem the brown tide.
That sounded too Slargos-y. :(
I thought it was a very typical poem fragment about a Boner bowel movement.
Jesus Ed, your wife's labias must look like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon by now. Rocky Balboa could speedbag that shit in the meat packing plant.
So much for childbride poon.
only the first 2 popped out the old fashioned way. So be assured everything is fine down there. :)
Anyways after consultations, this child may get the flush down the toilet treatment. Depends on what the doc says on Monday. Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Your Party disagrees.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2011, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Your Party disagrees.
Fuck the Republican party. Fuck the tea Party and fuck Scott Walker.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
only the first 2 popped out the old fashioned way. So be assured everything is fine down there. :)
Anyways after consultations, this child may get the flush down the toilet treatment. Depends on what the doc says on Monday. Wife's health > than clump of cells.
I hope the best for the missus el jefe.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
only the first 2 popped out the old fashioned way. So be assured everything is fine down there. :)
Anyways after consultations, this child may get the flush down the toilet treatment. Depends on what the doc says on Monday. Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Isn't your wife a baptist? She gonna go for that?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 26, 2011, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
only the first 2 popped out the old fashioned way. So be assured everything is fine down there. :)
Anyways after consultations, this child may get the flush down the toilet treatment. Depends on what the doc says on Monday. Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Isn't your wife a baptist? She gonna go for that?
Of course she will. A key part of their faith is obedience.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2011, 07:55:25 PM
Welcome to the fight, comrade.
What fight? The fight for abortion is long won.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 10:03:29 AM
Tubal ligation apparently is only ~94% effective. :lol:
That's one possible explanation... :hmm:
I kid! I kid! Congrats! :showoff:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 26, 2011, 07:26:21 PM
Isn't your wife a baptist? She gonna go for that?
Wife's health > hypothetical baby's.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2011, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2011, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Wife's health > than clump of cells.
Your Party disagrees.
Fuck the Republican party. Fuck the tea Party and fuck Scott Walker.
Welcome to the fight, comrade.
I will stand on the barricades until the tea party is crushed.
The attitude of the banjingo doctor: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
And that I should think about a vasectomy. I told her to mind her bidness. Damn women wanting to kill my balls of power. <_<
uh oh, isn't your wife's family a bunch of crazy Christians? Hopefully she hasn't squawked to them about this yet. :ph34r:
Quote from: Caliga on March 29, 2011, 07:09:40 AM
uh oh, isn't your wife's family a bunch of crazy Christians? Hopefully she hasn't squawked to them about this yet. :ph34r:
The Irish portion is. They are Shiite Catholics over there. Drink like a fish, hit on me(thankfully only the females) and hope the Queen of England is blown apart.