I am Zeus Reborn!

[Ed Anger]

I just found out I'm going to be the father of twins....again.

I need a stretch van. Or a giant red wagon.


Dude.

[Brazen]

Jeebus. Vasectomy, stat.

I mean, congratulations.

[Caliga]

  I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS.  Social Security! 

[Valmy]

I bow before your potency...or your wifes fertility...or whatever.

[Ed Anger]

Jeebus. Vasectomy, stat.

I mean, congratulations.

I'm never having my nuts touched with a knife.

[Caliga]

But seriously... have fun being poor. 

[Ed Anger]

[Pedrito]

WTF dude time to sell your 73" tv to maintain all of them

on the other hand, congratulations 

L.

[Ed Anger]

I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS.  Social Security! 

Yes you will. I'll pretend to be poor to make sure you do.

[Grey Fox]

One needs an army.

[Sheilbh]

[Richard Hakluyt]

Congratulations 

That's a lively 20 years you have ahead of you 

[Tamas]

 

Congrats!

[HVC]

Buy a banjo and give into your destiny, Cletus :p

[Legbiter]

Congrats!