I am Zeus Reborn!

[Caliga]

Buy a banjo and give into your destiny, Cletus :p

One can leave Harlan County but one can never truly escape it.

[Ed Anger]

What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.

Plus, I stole a bottle of that gel.

[saskganesh]

congrats. now get that vasectomy.

[Ed Anger]

Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.

[Pedrito]

What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.

Siegey?

Plus, I stole a bottle of that gel.

?

L.

[Neil]

Seriously though.  If you won't get cut, and your babies aren't going to be delivered by Cesarean (in which case they can quickly and easily tie her tubes), either you need to put her on the pill or you need to start wrapping.  Otherwise, you're going to end up with a reality TV show.

[Grallon]

I just found out I'm going to be the father of twins....again.
...

Let us hope, for the sake of your peace of mind sanity, that these are sons. 



G.

[DisturbedPervert]

Congrats   

[Syt]

Fucking white trash.

[Caliga]

SUGGESTION: Sell several of your children to Tamas.

[saskganesh]

Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.

keep your door locked at night, else we'll send Timmay over with a knife.

[Sheilbh]

Everybody's fixation on cutting my balls worries me.

keep your door locked at night, else we'll send Timmay over with a knife.

He wouldn't even go to KFC for us

[Faeelin]

Congratz.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

Congrats  

DP beat me to it. Congrats... are you on your way to Octo-Dad-ness?

[Queequeg]

 

Is the other twin normal sized?  My aunt and uncle were going to have twins, but one leeched off of the other's amniotic fluid, killing one and leaving the other (the leecher) blind, deaf, unable to control his body movements or vocalizations and profoundly retarded.

Anyway, congrats.  I remember when my mom told me that she was going to have twins, I totally fucking freaked.  Must be even weirder with you, second pair of twins.  You are a fecund couple.  Sure you aren't Mormon or part Possum?