I am Zeus Reborn!

[Ideologue]

Is the other twin normal sized?  My aunt and uncle were going to have twins, but one leeched off of the other's amniotic fluid, killing one and leaving the other (the leecher) blind, deaf, unable to control his body movements or vocalizations and profoundly retarded.

Anyway, congrats.  I remember when my mom told me that she was going to have twins, I totally fucking freaked.  Must be even weirder with you, second pair of twins.  You are a fecund couple.  Sure you aren't Mormon or part Possum? 

Wow.  This dude always knows the right thing to say.

[Barrister]

I hate you MB.

[Jaron]

Having problems, BB?

[Barrister]

Having problems, BB?

Yes.  I can't get WoW to work in this hotel room.

[BVN]

Congratulations!

[Jos Theelen]

Congrats.

If they are identical twins, one can go to school, while the other robs a bank. A perfect alibi and a good source of extra income.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Having problems, BB?

Yes.  I can't get WoW to work in this hotel room.

Is that what they call it in Canada?

[CountDeMoney]

What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.

You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.


But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."

Lulz at you.

[katmai]

Lolz,

Grats El jefe.

[jimmy olsen]

Congrats!

[Scipio]

[Ed Anger]

What was hilarious was the second one had hid during the previous ultrasounds. It used its twin as cover.

You know, you'll probably be able to figure out which one it was when they get older, too.


But, your tale reminds me of the Book of Matthew..."For what is a man profited that he can score young ass in exchange for children, yet get hit with two pairs of twins."

Lulz at you.

Twins are a blast. Watching them instinctively work together to take out an pushy kid at the park is a hoot.

[DontSayBanana]

I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS.  Social Security! 

Actually, diapers are covered under several federal and state welfare programs.

Good to see you taking up the mantle, though.

[Caliga]

[Malthus]

I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING DIAPERS.  Social Security! 

Actually, diapers are covered under several federal and state welfare programs.

Good to see you taking up the mantle, though.

You aren't reading him carefully enough. He's saying he won't pay for ed's "fucking diapers". Clearly a reference to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaper_fetishism

Even under Obama, I doubt that's covered by welfare.