I am Zeus Reborn!

[CountDeMoney]

If I had a son named Jackson I'd teach him how to sing "Rosie" when he was like three years old. 

JACKSON BROWNE SUCKS

Jackson Browne is one of the most successful wifebeaters ever.  I say WIN.

[Neil]

Regular names are just fine.  Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.

Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.

Nothing wrong with regular names, but those are two of the most common names around. There are three Alex's (two boys, one girl) in Ri's class of 22 kids. At least Jennifer isn't as popular as it was when I was a kid, but it's still a little too common for me.

That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well.

And that's where you make your mistake, assuming that common is bad.  That's the sort for thing that washes people up on the rocks of ridiculous, inappropriate names.

[Caliga]

Jackson Browne is one of the most successful wifebeaters ever.  I say WIN.

It amuses me that he beat Daryl Hannah... almost as much as it amuses me that Axl Rose beat Stephanie Seymour.

[Caliga]

And that's where you make your mistake, assuming that common is bad.  That's the sort for thing that washes people up on the rocks of ridiculous, inappropriate names.

Ridiculous names are at their worst when they are Ebonics ridiculous.  Naming your kid "Ja'Quan" is a pretty good way of guaranteeing that they'll never have a real career, unless it happens to be in professional basketball.

[Ed Anger]

Dammit.

[katmai]

Dammit.

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Good god more twins?

[Caliga]

Jesus, just convert to Mormon and get it over with.

[CountDeMoney]

Dammit.

?

Good god more twins?

Change your name to Mengele already, Ed.  Christ.

[Eddie Teach]

Is it the wife or one of the mistresses?

[Pedrito]

uh god I can't believe it! 

L.

[Ed Anger]

Tubal ligation apparently is only ~94% effective. 

[katmai]

Put that thing away!

[Ed Anger]

Put that thing away!

no.

[Josephus]

Well, congratulatons.

Lots of Languish babies of late. The future of this forum is assured.

[garbon]

wtf?!