I am Zeus Reborn!

[CountDeMoney]

Ed's personal Mengele experiments continue successfully.

[Valdemar]

Congrats Ed

V

[The Larch]

So now you'll start adopting, Madonna style, right? 

[Ed Anger]

Congrats.   

Now, your poor third kid... all alone with no twin.   

The older twins have already began using him in their little twin plots against me. They are all against me.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Congratulations Ed 

Now, get back to work, you'll need several million dollars to put them all through school 

[Ed Anger]

Congratulations Ed 

Now, get back to work, you'll need several million dollars to put them all through school 

They can go to a public university. So, at the current rate at Ohio State, 32K for 4 years. Each. I can handle that.

Not counting private school if the public schools piss me off with textbooks from 1950 and fruity environmental shit.

[C.C.R.]

 

[Ed Anger]

Looks like Alexander may have to stay in the NICU for awhile. He has that premature apnea that they think is caused by not being in the oven long enough. They say once a bit of time passes, his system should develop enough for this shit to disappear. So I've got some months to develop the ulcer worrying about it.



I think I'm gong to start guzzling the Jack Daniels now. Or something.

[Caliga]

 

I have: tons of bourbon in my bar if you need me to loan a bottle.

[Ed Anger]

I have: tons of bourbon in my bar if you need me to loan a bottle.

Thanks, but my former boss was a believer in giving out booze, and I have a huge stockpile.

[Barrister]

I thought you didn't drink Ed.

[Ed Anger]

I don't.

[jimmy olsen]

[citizen k]

I don't.

There's no time like the present.

[Syt]

I don't.

Hang in there, dude.