I am Zeus Reborn!

[Syt]

If only MB's wife had seen this sign in time.

[The Brain]

What good would it do? She'd have to be able to read.

[Ed Anger]

Remember to die in the in the saddle like Attila.

Knowing my luck, I'll die like Aetius.

Cutting off your right hand with your left is a bad idea.

Apollinaris Sidonius quotes brightens a thread.

[Ed Anger]

I think with the rash of pregnancies here, I need to knock up some extra women to keep my lead.

[The Brain]

I have a rash that's older than your wife.

[Ed Anger]

I have a rash that's older than your wife.

[Ed Anger]

Potential names

Boy:

William Tecumseh
Nicholas (maybe Davout for a middle name)
Alexander
Henry


Girl:

Morgan
Alexandra
Elizabeth
Allison
Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)

[CountDeMoney]

William Tecumseh

We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant.  Hammer and anvil, baby.

Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)

You need to elaborate on that one.  Need the backstory.  PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.

[Pat]

Congratulations! 

Morgan

Isn't that guy's name?

[Ed Anger]

William Tecumseh

We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant.  Hammer and anvil, baby.

Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)

You need to elaborate on that one.  Need the backstory.  PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.

Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.

[Ed Anger]

Congratulations! 

Morgan

Isn't that guy's name?

Morgan is dual use.

[CountDeMoney]

William Tecumseh

We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant.  Hammer and anvil, baby.

Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)

You need to elaborate on that one.  Need the backstory.  PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.

Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.

Yowza.  Does the little missus know about her and the background story?  I know she was 9 at the time.

[Ed Anger]

William Tecumseh

We have a winner.
If I ever had twin boys, I'd name them Sherman and Grant.  Hammer and anvil, baby.

Melissa (this one may not pass muster, since it would be named for my dead fiancee and I may not want that constant reminder)

You need to elaborate on that one.  Need the backstory.  PM me if you don't want to discuss it publicly.

Killed by a drunk driver in '98. Had to ID the body and everything. The drunk got himself killed too at least. That dude lost his head. literally.

Yowza.  Does the little missus know about her and the background story?  I know she was 9 at the time.

Yep. Told her that, and the visits to the her grave I do every so often. Even went with me to pay her respects.

[CountDeMoney]

Yep. Told her that, and the visits to the her grave I do every so often. Even went with me to pay her respects.

I'll give it a few more years before she starts to give you shit about still being in love with a dead chick.

[Ed Anger]

I hope not. That is a line she better not ever cross.