I am Zeus Reborn!

[Ed Anger]

If I had a son named Jackson I'd teach him how to sing "Rosie" when he was like three years old. 

JACKSON BROWNE SUCKS

[Caliga]

 

Baba Booey has a son named Jackson, but I couldn't think of a way to work that in.

[Ed Anger]

Baba Booey has a son named Jackson, but I couldn't think of a way to work that in.

If I was Tamas, I'd whine that you are hijacking my thread and threaten to close it.

But I'm cool. But your bands and singers suck.

[katmai]

there is nothing wrong with Alexander!!!!1

[Neil]

Eh on the names, though. Really? Alexander and Jennifer? Poor babies.

Regular names are just fine.  Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.

Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.

[Ed Anger]

Thank you. I use generally recognized spellings and tossed names with white trashy taint to them:

Like Alicia, Crystal, Tricia and Jayden.

And Timberly. WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KIDS TIMBERLY?

[Neil]

And Timberly. WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KIDS TIMBERLY?

Timberly Ortiz's parents?

[katmai]

Timberly? Egads.

Alexander will be my son's name if I ever have one, sorry el jefe.

[Ed Anger]

The Timberly story:

It is November '06, and I'm in the hospital to have my Ilazrov Fixator removed. This incredibly hot, young nurse starts fussing with me pre surgery, and well, I start flirting. But she tells me her name is Timberly and I lose interest, as my mind stuggles with such a retarded name. Then the drugs kick in, and never see that fine ass again.

[Razgovory]

Who's Ilazrov Fixator?

[Caliga]

A fixator is some thing they use to help broken bones grow back into shape right or something like that.

[Ed Anger]

Who's Ilazrov Fixator?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilizarov_apparatus

I misspelled the Russian's name. Oh well.

[merithyn]

Regular names are just fine.  Ed clearly has class, unlike assholes who use the letter 'y' in names that don't use them.

Given that you named a son Jackson, you have no room to criticize.

Nothing wrong with regular names, but those are two of the most common names around. There are three Alex's (two boys, one girl) in Ri's class of 22 kids. At least Jennifer isn't as popular as it was when I was a kid, but it's still a little too common for me.

That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well.

[Razgovory]

That being said, I'm sure they'll be absolutely adorable kids, and I wish them well.

I dunno, they might look like Ed.

[Pedrito]

Alexander would've been the name of choice for my son if it wasn't the name of my reaterded dumbass cousin

Happy to see *your* Alexander is doing well, though 

L.