2016 elections - because it's never too early

[CountDeMoney]

[Ed Anger]

[CountDeMoney]

Zis is, how you say, Breakink News

Melania Trump modeled in U.S. prior to getting work visa
By Associated Press
11/04/16 10:14 PM EDT

WASHINGTON — Melania Trump was paid for 10 modeling jobs in the United States worth $20,056 that occurred in the seven weeks before she had legal permission to work in the country, according to detailed accounting ledgers, contracts and related documents from 20 years ago provided to The Associated Press.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/melania-trump-modeling-visa-jobs-230774

[FunkMonk]

Feelin' plucky tonight. My dumb stupid not-prediction of Wednesday morning:

[Fate]

99% hillz ... 96% stein... 40% johnson... 32% mcmullin.... 9% trump

left-wing big government, tender hearted, collectivist, pacifist, progressive, pro-regulation, multiculturalist, environmentalist.... all sound accurate

but how the hell did it figure that I'm protectionist? bitch better sign those trade deals or else i'm voting Ryan - Ivanka 2020.

[Martinus]

Bigger nitpick:  they spelled "syphilis" wrong.

Yeah, I noticed that too

Talk about afflictions, right?  Literacy is its own disease.   

Correct spelling is racist.

[Martinus]

The alt reich fuckwads on Twitter seem to be on a Podesta  is a devil worshipper and child sex trafficking kick.

BEST ELECTION EVER

Yup. And, as always, dragging Aleister Crowley's name into this muck.

[Martinus]

Holy Fucking Shit Please Vote: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/81d6ba4237/holy-sh-t-youve-got-to-vote?short_id=aphh&_cc=__d___&_ccid=bc8a8e66-f616-4d54-beb3-dd7ad595189b

I assume the usual suspects will affect their usual poses, but I enjoyed it so I'm sharing

Just one tiny nitpick.  Why is Donald Trump known as the guy in orange?  Is this referring to his hair colour?  He seems like a blonde to me.

Because it is never acceptable to make fun of someone's looks or skin colour, unless the regressive left hates you.

[The Minsky Moment]

Trump in nh saying we can't vote for Clinton because " she will face trials."
Meanwhile he is scheduled to appear for his fraud trial in 4 weeks ...

[CountDeMoney]

the regressive left

Is that going to be the Phrase of the Week?

[Zoupa]

You didn't get the Milo Memo? Sent every friday night, contains all the bullshit to projectile vomit for the next week. Comes wrapped in a cute little pink swastika and everything. Tailor made for the Volkdeutsch all around the globe.

[Admiral Yi]

Joan was right and I was wrong.  Talking to folks at the Regal Beagle, Hillary is getting crushed by Comey's announcement.

[Martinus]

Apparently Zizek would have voted for Trump if he was an American citizen.

[Martinus]

Trump in nh saying we can't vote for Clinton because " she will face trials."
Meanwhile he is scheduled to appear for his fraud trial in 4 weeks ...

Maybe he meant trials and tribulations, slings and arrows and all that.

[Syt]

Watched Obama's Fayetteville speech yesterday. The was a ruckus half way through, because apparently there was an older guy in uniform waving a Vote Trump sign. The crowd turned against the guy.

Obama shouted at the audience to be quiet and settle down. He told them that this guy was supporting his candidate, that there is freedom of speech, that the guy looked like he may have served, so he deserves respect, and that elders are to be respected. He then told them to focus, not get distracted, and instead of booing him they should go out and let their votes speak.

Trump, at his rally:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-obama-idUSKBN12Z2MU

"He was talking to the protester, screaming at him, really screaming at him," Trump said.

"By the way, if I spoke the way Obama spoke to that protester they would say, 'He became unhinged,'" Trump said.