2016 elections - because it's never too early

[CountDeMoney]

Skin color

He looks white to me 

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[CountDeMoney]

For a white person his colour is very orange-hued, in the way characteristic of people using fake tanning products.

Or have liver damage.

Donald Trump does not drink alcohol.  Apparently his older brother Fred died from alcoholism at the age of 43, back in 1981.

[Ed Anger]

If Don was orange from liver damage, then the dude must have an iron constitution.

Usually you'd be circling the drain and praying you'd get a transplant fast.

[Razgovory]

Trump gets a transplant every six weeks.  He picks the Russian donor-orphans personally.  They call it the Donbass harvest.

[jimmy olsen]

New York Times analysis continues to have Clinton with a substantial lead in North Carolina with more than half the vote in.

I'm hopeful, but skeptical.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/794690527224594432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Ed Anger]

Trump gets a transplant every six weeks.  He picks the Russian donor-orphans personally.  They call it the Donbass harvest.

[Ed Anger]

The alt reich fuckwads on Twitter seem to be on a Podesta  is a devil worshipper and child sex trafficking kick.

BEST ELECTION EVER

[Legbiter]

Trump assumes his final form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vST61W4bGm8&feature=youtu.be

It's well crafted. 

[CountDeMoney]

I was watching on of the talking head channels last night, and someone mentioned all the different ways Melania acts like a Cylon.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/mtvs-ana-marie-cox-contrasts-melania-trump-with-villainous-robot-from-battlestar-galactica/

"I used to think that Melania was a Cylon, but now I realize that only a human can withstand that level of irony," Cox said.

[jimmy olsen]

New York Times analysis continues to have Clinton with a substantial lead in North Carolina with more than half the vote in.

I'm hopeful, but skeptical.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/794690527224594432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Other hopeful news from PPP

https://mobile.twitter.com/ppppolls/status/794627523636318208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Among those who have already cast their ballots she's up 52-41 in Colorado, 57-36 in Michigan, and 63-32 in Virginia. Trump will be counting on a very strong performance on Election Day to have any chance at taking Michigan and Virginia, and he's probably pretty much already lost Colorado given the volume of early voting there.

[CountDeMoney]

I will repeat. This is the best election of our lifetime.

It's all fun and games until the Russian Army rolls over the frontier, and nobody comes to the rescue.  Again.

[Ed Anger]

I will repeat. This is the best election of our lifetime.

It's all fun and games until the Russian Army rolls over the frontier, and nobody comes to the rescue.  Again.

Mart's sign:

WILL SUCK COSSACK TOES FOR POTATO

[CountDeMoney]

#POTATOES

[Monoriu]

I don't find this election entertaining at all.  It is a huge disappointment.  Donald Trump has failed completely as an entertainer. 

[Ed Anger]

#POTATOES